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LtFE: IN ENGLISH SIILLAGE8.
I
It
Is Not tite Idylliet For '1%14 Ireette
sing Abase..
"I know a village where there 4re no , •
ewer than -thirty cottng4 with but
- one bedroom apiece, and in each of
tiiese ,siugle bedrooms six, seven and
more people are sleeping, ' sa s see ,
Monteflore-Bruce, writing in th Lon- i
don Mail ebout lire in the averagi Eng. I
lish ',mast. 'In one of them, 4atbr, '
mother and eight children budded to-
gether. Inetnother, fathensmoth r and
SIX children -three of wbotn are, grown
sp-are sleeping., In tbese cOtteges
there is one living rooin downstairs
and no sanitary arrangement Of any
rad. 1 At the back of the cottagee runs
an open ditcb. It Lnalso an open iJewer.
'Here, in the very heart of thn coun-
try, I exPect to fitid abundance of pure .
water abundance of sweet air. Too
often I .find neither about the cottages.
nandreds of villagea havee no water
supply, though a comparati 4ely small
expenditure could provide i I know
es village -it Is typicat of undireds-
where the cottagers have to‘zo :Ialf a
mile to get water. A font ditc fur-
nishes another village with the whole
of its water supply. Offensive refuse
heaps lie piled round the crumbling
wallof the cottages. The wooden
floors within are rotten with seWage,
"Norfolk, Suffolk and Essen cOntain
many Such villages, and other cp'unties
--such as Bedford, Cambridgt shire,
Wiltehire, Dorset, Sonterest-eae ly vie
e with them. I could write of lonely
cottages far across the fields, With no
water within a mile, whence th Oil-
dren morning after morning wn1k two
-riles to school, and drag their tired
limbs that distance back again at night
-and this whatever the weather;
where the postal service cornea but
once a week; where the men and boys
- walk daily five or tdx miles to ani from
work; where of drainage there le; none;
- where of the simplest sanitatien there
Is none; where the medical officerj of
health comes not; and where the in-
spector of nuisances is unknown."
n
•MEXICAN CUSTOMS.
Female friends kiss on both eheeks
when greeting or taking leave.
Gentlemen speak first when passing
lady acquaintauces on the street
Ia
When n
a Mexica'speaks to youlof his
homeW
be refers to as "your hose.'
The sofa ds the seat of honor, nd a
guest waits to be inented to occupy it.
Men and women in the same social
circles call each' other by their first
names. . 1
Mexican gentlemen remove theft- hats
as scrupulously upon entering a busi-
ness office as in a private residenee.
Dinner, cane are net customarn, but
upon tieing from the table the guest
thanks hisshost for the entertainment
After a dance the g. entlenian returns
hie partner to her seat beside her par-
ents or chaperon and at once leanes
her side. , ,
The fashionable call of a fele min-
utes is unknown. A. lady who arrives
at 4 o'clock will remain until 6 or 7.
The calls of intimate friends; are half
day visits.
Her Little Joke.
'They were in thestudio. Artists'
trappgry and bohetnian paraphernalia
were placed about the room with
studied carelessness. ‘, -
Heavy tapestries. and !portieres -eboked
the wails. Costly statuary, "meciseval
firearms, popiards, Yataghans and
priceless' and historic armor were
ranged idly -about the rcto-m.
Seated ata; a heavily upholstered
divan, eyhag 'the Americart heiress at
work on intricate landsca,pe, was
the dUke.'
"Bah Jevel," he ejaculated suddenly.
"Do- yon inow, Miss Millyinn, I'm
wrapped up in you and" -
."Hunt."' .laterrupted the wealthy
maiden witi Yankee. sareasna. "Iden't
Beewhy yen should. be wrapped up.
I haven't hnught ydsf yet," -
The duko sat !dUmfounded, Wender
-
flag what there Weis in her remark to
cause a senile to break out over her
sweet visage.
Monkey find Tarrot In Bra,OL
In Brazil monkeys and parroni have
interests in comMon. They tot only
roost In the same ''tree, but work for
mutual benefit. Lhe monkeys Cannot
easily Pick the big Brazil nut •husks
from the trees, se the parrots gnaw
them loose, allowing them to drop, the
fall to the ground splitting them, Then
the monkeys tear the cracked Winks
asunder,, gather the nuts and divide,
them with :the parrots. Setnetlities,
When the husks fail to split, the mon-
keys carry them Up to the highest
limbs of the tree and let themi drop
again. Monkey and parrot majey their •
harvest side by side.
Rivals In Misfortune.
People are very often proud Of the
, -properties te which they are heirs,!but
! BurelY few landed estates are so vaunt-
ed, few cantles are so boasted about,
[88 are the 'ins to which the flesh is
heir. Humeri nature fairly renels in
Ita misfortunes, and this revelry leads
to rivalry and to many complications.
None is so proud, nene is so jealous,
as your traveling invalid, - London
--queen. 1
1
A Good Reason,
Mrs. C r ne-W hat edo you have an
alarm eu..,.. in your chamber for if you
don't h a •••o, the alarm wound up?
Mrs. d-sy-ff you could hav-e heard
the weer o I. things my husband said
when the alarm went off, yoe wouldn't
ask me.
Do. as They Plenme.
Diek-Those folks next door hese an
11,Witil good time.
I;era -How ?
Diek-Ob, they don't have to gn any-
where, and they don't entertairt.--Ex,
ehange.
MARRIAGE LIOENSES
ISSUED AT
THE EXPOSITOR OFFICE,
BEA .„'ORTII, ONTARIb.
NO WITNESSES REQUlRED.
Are a ,sure ad parents ent .cure
Kidney- and- Bladder TronbleL
• BACKAeHE
n
'is the first siign of lidney Ti
pool negledt it! eheck it in t
Serfeus trouble will follow if yo
Cure your 131.okochit by ta
DOM'S
The Sea
Tea &tor
LOOKING
FOR TROUBLE.
The Mete and
Chien. en
The keally tulle
happiness is h10
Who is ferever c
',his shoulder,"
1
le his unhappin
ennaged in a
brociding over s
awaiting a fa -
give vent to hi
The, man witl
• der is easily rec
,. by wise people'
can go nowhere
1 ing in his wak
• titer he is eithe
: or some one in
man ie the .bo
sold him, a Seat
appeared at -th
bane of thei car
railroad train h
himself in a ro
conductor, Pull
passengers. E
the locomotive
his eyes, and he Suceeedli in stirring up
• the Is irit of mntiny 'in the hearts of
, the tavelers:
The 'e are so e women similarly con -
sting al, who Image to be in trouble
from the mom ,nt their eyes open in
the orning till they close them in
sleep, -i These p Ople are indeed to be
pitied if indee they are not cordially
bated This qui 1 relsome habit of mind
can be so foete sid that the petulancy
grows to be a 2ut lignant disease and
l
leads' sometime to the insane asylum.
Parents Who in Ice in- their children
this fretful, qn 1 reling disposition can
eaelly :find a r reedy. They may -not
agree to the m esure-simply a good,
sound thrashin . Every one has heard
ef filt• sterr of he child who was cen-
t inpally svhimPering and quarreling.
In despair the Mother •cried: "Are you
sick? What do you t'ant?' Gravely
the child answer d, "I think, mapama,
I went a whippli g." She received the
whipping, and t ere was a marked im-
provement in Iler temper.
Women Who carry
Th e:r ts,hotdders.
appy man whose un -
own fault is the one
arrying "a chip upon
erhaps b1 happiness
s, for when he is not
onal altercation he is
e fancied slight and
Orable opportunity to
wrath.
the chip on his shoul-
ginzed, and his society
s carefully avoided. He
without trouble follow -
• 11! he attends a the -
annoyed by the usher
the audience or at the
office for not having
ought long before he
window. He is the
eonductor, and on the
eucceeds in embroiling
with, the brakeman,
an car porter and the
eh flying cinder from
IS aimed especially at
for all
ottble.
e I -
don't,.
SO leads in Bleak, Gros
Salade, black and mi
orna black and milacl
Ln all the best teflon
the!diffenrent kind,
doyen to the very
syrnp 25e a quart,
Golden syrup, two ga
for 1;1.00, also bakle
long clear bacon, who
Solated hams, strioke
sautage, lunch bacon,
pure lard, batter
the lowest prices.
We\have also; flrur, oorn-
•catrbeal, wbea
este, banner oats, ore
lar oats, melte vit
flake, cream sorlas
flyeat
bleouite, sr -pe
gmeham wafer e in two
aid Jap
ed Teas
Teen. I a
&leo sugar
from , gra
darkest.
ept Ano
Ion pails o
molaesss
niTeao ,
nil A
to les
in a I
ulated,
Naple
or and
syru p
pork,
esale and rend,*
hacks, bislang!) a
corn beef, befit
nd eggs, all at
eel, bran, t;hort ,
Ttll�on's xolle d
m of whe
e, vim,
nd all k nde of
ute, evvies font.,
pound tin , pure
t, ems-
ronol a
new, honey,
I have &jaw boxes of -very fine raiein to 8e11
at Wholesale price's. I have very
large stock of fresh groce les of all kind ,
which will be oldeat very close' price .
A gbod assortment o ohina, crockery,
and glaesware, o[ which will be sold
cheap.
I have a lot of very elean home grown tim-
othy seed for fall eewhag and guarantee
it to be clean.
Wanted ; fresh butter and eggs, fo which
the higheet merket price will be paid in
cash or trade.
A large stook of all sizes of fruit jar at the
right price. Malt, eider, whi e wine
and standard vinegar Salt by t ebarr 1
and loose.
A. G. AUL
§EAFORTH.
Wood's;
Phosphodi
The Great En
is an old, w
lished and
preparation.
prescribed a
over 40 yearse
gihta in the JO.
- of Canada
recommend
the only m, I •
it- kind that , .
gives universal satisfaction. It prom tly a
permanently cures all forms of Nerv, . Wea •
lien, Emissions, BperMakrrhcea, lin ogenc
and alleffectsof abuseorexoesses; the xeessi a
We of Tobacco, Opium or Stimulants
and Brain Worry, all of which lead to I
Insanity. Consumption and an Early t
ea fil pr ackage or six for 0.
SC, bit Wit cure. ?dal e propt
4m
of price. Send for free pamphlet.
The Wood ortapan
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Cheap Jewel
Ts 12 REALLY
Thet depends on how i
very careful to have it g
we think of the price. -
low as we can. See our
CHEAP !
sv*11re. We a
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We make that
Waltham wat
with 20 years' guaranteed gold case.
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JOHN BULGER,
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Jeweler, Sado th
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3rand Trunk Rai vy
System--
,
-Rallisiay Tim, Table.
Trains ietwe SeafOrth as fol owe ;
For Clinton, Goderich 'iVingham
9.20 a. m.
Kincardine. • .
12 40 p. m. For Clinton and oderioh,
6.15 p. m. For Clinton, W egham and Kin ar-
dine.:
10.18 p. m. For Clinton and &WWII.
7.68 a. m. For Stratford, Guelph, Toro to,
North ay and points we t;
(net.
Belleville and Pleterboro, and poi4e
3.37 p. For Stratford, Guelph, Teronto, /d
treat and points east.
4.40 p. m. For Stratford, Guelph and Toron
j•
Palmerston and
GOING Nor7.30 p.m
. Pahl.
Pallersto
Eth 1. 8.07
Bru 8,17
Bluevale 8.27
Whigham.. 8.
0012(0 Sotrru.
liVingharn-
3luevale ......
Brussels--
Ethel... .......
Pahnersion"
Pass.,
6:53 Sem
7.92
7.18
7.28
8.20
Kincardine.
Mixed, Milled
12.20p.m 8.45 a re
1.07 9.40
1.10 10,00
1.80 10.20
1.35 10.30
Mixed, Pass.
fra-.-na, 8.05 pins
9.17 8.18
10.00 825 ,
10,16 3.86
11.80 4,20 •
London, Huron
nese Nem -
London, depart . •
Centralia.. -.
Mzeter.-....- -
e•.••••.....L•v•••.•
Klppen :• • • .. ... • • • •
Brucotieia...•••• •••
-Clinton ..
Liandesboro sa• ow am 414.
Blyth..... --Seat ...a's •.“1... • ‘•
and Bruce.
Poaranger.
8.15*. 6.50
9.18 6.55
9.80 '8.07
9.44 6.18
9.50
9.68
10.16
10.80
10.88
10.60
11.00
Belgrave-- , -
Whip=
011(0 801130- .
Wb2' hem, depart.. - •
Be vs-. ..• • • ,• •
BI
Lo ashore .•.
Clin n- am • • • 10 ••• see
. Brn *far/
111 -• «ow. do• • •
He -••- - • . ,
Motor- •.• ••• • • ANS• •••
Cestralls•
Lesko, (1117;66) mit Neg.. on.
6.26
6,88
6.55
7.12
7.20
7,88
7.65
Passenger.
6,60 A.M. 8.10 . a
7.01 8.28
7.14 3.85
8.46
4.15
4.40
4.60
4.65
6.10
86 6.20
9.65 A. V. 6,20
7.22
_
7.47
8.05
8.16
8.22
If
PIC -KINGS FROM FICTION.
What is geniu ? It is the power to be
a boy again a will. - "Tommy and
Grizel."
There is one consoling thing about
. being, disillusio ed -it presupposes the
illusiou.-"A_ Soceel Departure."
Thar never eves a quicker way to
kill courage in a feller than to fight his
fights for 'lm. -"The Substitute."
,
Women have pa back to the condition
of primitive man or they shoot us high-
er than the toPmost star. -"The Ego-
ist." -
Tact 4 the ea-ercise of that wit where-
by wo Ian renders man unconscious of
the chains in -Winch her beauty binds
him. -"A Summee In New York."
When a man has once treated a mat
ter as a joke, be it for ever so brief a
period, he can never take it back again.
into the region :of the higbest tragedy,
where aloue danger lies. -"Flower o'
the Corn." 1
Optimism in life is a good working
hypothesis if by optimism we mean the
open eyed faith that force exerted is
never Icfat. lquelt that calls itself faith
is only the blindness of self satisfac-
tion. -"The Philoeophy of Despair."
Perception Of the Beautiful.
11 An instance of the Italian child's
;quick, poignant perception of the beau-
etiful occurred the other day in one of
the settlement' libraries. A shy little
innelden, with a world of dream
'thoughts in t e depths of her dark
eyes, Stood b the librarian's desk
waiting for 4ndrew Lang's "Gray
Fairy Book." But when it with given
Into her small nds all the wealth of
: fairy' lOre be e n its covers was for
a moment for o thn in contemplation_
of the cover, a ainty design in gray
and silver. Al thought of the story
vanished. The hild stood there' ey-
ing thef book with a look that was a
caress, her hands' just touching the
binding, tender' , as something of freg-
ileabeauty. A d then, very softly, as
if to herself, sh said; "I mustn't get it
the least bit d rty.- It'e se pretty."--,
Everybody's M gazine. ,
Lytton s GoOd Catch.
Bulwer-Lytto s was once entertaining
at Knebworth a young Australian'
when the visiter from Melbourne, shy
and clumsy, tiaek from the mantel-
piece a piece of china lately given hie
hot by a grateful colonial. It slipped
out of his hands In another Moment_
It would have been shivered upon the
hearth. The hot, from his sofa, saw
what bad happened, was up in an in-
stant, stretch d out his hand and
danght the. bo I just ere it descended
on the , tuarbl . "Fielded, by Jove!
But 1 save y crockery, which I
would rather not have written 'Money'
than have lost," cried the novelist.
The Rich Hau's Plaint.
don'tsee what good my money does
me. I can't eat. I never saw it in its
entirety. I dress ino better than my
private secretary ta.0 have a much
smaller appetite than `my coachmati. I
live, in a big barn of a house, am pes-
tered to death by beggars, have dyspep-
sia, and most o my money is in the
hands of other , who use it mainly for
their own bene
Taate For color.
Our hero be a his young Wife until
she was black id blue.
!Vb. femin 4 characters in a so•
dety novel are so apt to be colorless;"
said he in exp anation of the seeming
gaucherie-.
.Asked and Answered.,
Irate Father 111. How is it that I
catch you kis ing my daughter, sirl
Answer me, si ;:.how is it?
Young Man Fine, sir; finel-Philte
i.ellakin Ledger
fewldays ago Mrs. Corinne, residing
en a farm near plienburnie, astonished the
Kingstoa pollee by driving up to tit� sta-
tion in that oity with John Murray lying in
her rig, bound heod and foot. MM•eay, a
farm laborer, had threatened to do violence
to Mrs. Corkest, Who is about 60 years of
age. She knoehrd Murray down, tied him
with ropes, huddled him into„a rig, and
drove him eight miles to the police Of that
city.
ON EiCloSII0
=
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A Sta dud R
emedy
Used in T ousands of Homes
. Canada f r nearly S xty Years
'and ha never yet failed •
to go satisfaction.
Aqn.
Diarrhcea,
Cholera NI
tum, Cra
and.,all Su
Its`prom
grea1 deal
Ing aid of
CURES
Dysenter
rbus, Cho
ps, Colic, S
mer Co
t use will
f unneces
en save lif
Price, 53e.
Ines T. tiilhora Co., Limited, T
SI N
OF THE
Cholera,
era Inf9,n-
a Sickness
laints.
prevent a
ary suffer -
pronto. Ontario.
•SAW
00
SOO! Id �s9Mo�
51.
B urdock
LOOD
BITTERS
t7'.J
Tu s Bait 131 od Into
iticl Red Blood. -
No othe
perfeOt cle
fyingl prop
External
Abscesses,
Internal!
Live4 Bo
action. If
your 1 ener
lost, P.B.
full ninjoy
life. ,
remedy po
nsing, heali
rties.
y, heals S
and all Eru
sesses such
g and puri.
res, Ulcers,
tiOns,
restores the Stomach,
els and- Blc:+d to healthy
your appe ite is poor,
y gone, y ur ambition
. will restor you to the
ent of ha py vigorous
osag FOR ALM -For sale J.10t 1, rioneessiou 9,
U Tuckerseni h, containing 180 sores of which 85
acres Aire clear- the remainder s hardwood bush.
There sae 60 se ea under grass. t is suitable either
for gral growl g or grazing and i well fenced sod
underd ined. There is a good oichard and plenty
of BDafl fruit tr es. There is a frame house 26r86
w1tl k When 1 x24, frame barn 40x60 with atone
stabling unclean ath and hay shed 24x50 with driving
s ed sod pig he se enderneath. It is 7S- rcil-a from
eaforth and 61; mileefrom Hensel!. For further
&Molders apply on The premises or addresa Seaforth
1. 0. DAVID FERGTON, 18601f
THE
AFIGER FOOT.
See if This; Shoe Salesman's Theory
Pits Your Case. 1
"The question of which feat to fit
first' is an inipi)etant one to us, ' said tho
shoe salesman, "It may seem Htrtaige t�
you, but it is rarely that we do not ex-
perience some trouble in fitting one
foot -while the other is easily covered!.
A popular belief i obtains thas. the left
foot of every person is the I ardest to
fit; and consequently many shoe (Aorta
always try a oboe on that fool. first. It
Is not true, however, accordi ig to my
observation, that there is any !inflexible
rule as to winch foot to try filrst. It Is
true, neverthelese, that in a: majority
of cases if yon succeed in fitting the left .
foot you will have no trouble with the
riglat My practice is to try both fent
before I pronounce a pair or shoes- a
perfect fit. Tient am sure or avoiding
any mistake growing out of peculiar-
ities of foot !formation. No two per-
sons have I eet formed exactly alike,
and the shoe salesman who !thinks se
and is governed eccordingly svill meet
with many complaints. 1
"For some :time I pondered over the
problem of fitting snipes to feet, and S-
pecially as tO why the left f•ot should
)
be eonsidered the standard y which
to be governed. The only ra tonal the-
ory I have e'er been able to evolve is
a very simple .one when yon C01030 lie
consider' it, !Nine out of ten persons
you meet are right .handed, as we say.
About one person In ten, or perhaps the
per cent is eVen less than that, uses Ids
left hand. If yon will obserste persons
who use the tight hand when they ate
standing .and talking they Invariably
restitheir voeig,ht on -the left foot. And,
,
vioe versa, a left handed person -will
rest his or her weight on the right feet
The resun! IS that with right handed
persons the left foot is probably a frae-
don larger than the right foot, and the
shoe. clerk Must inevitably find this to
be a fact scone e or later."
ROMANCE IN VARIED' GUISE.
Definition of the Word Is Ssceptible
of Wide lDiversificat on.
What is romance? Even the collo-
quiet use of the term is varied. When
we say "yen are romancin " or call
anything romantic as disflnguished
from what in real or what is true we
mean one thing, but quit, another
when we apply the term romantic to
natural scenery. And in this applica-
tion we Pawn distingnish between the -
effect upon us of that which we call
romantic becauSe of hiimai assoma-
tons with, certain sighta or s unds and
that wildnees of nature whi h we call
romantic because of its ab olute die-
sociation from anythingehum u.
Keeping oat of mind the se of the
word in artistic and literary criticistn,
let us try to fliad what e ement
reconcilement there is in the iversities
of colloquial usage.
In. all thet is generally ailed re -
meiotic! in the Gases above entioned
there is the common el ment of
strangeness. We easily revert to what
must have been the original sense of
the word in its connection with those
mediteval modifications of the Latin
tongue knoWn as the romance lan-
guages. The Saxon or Colt would
have found his native tongue sufficient
for all ordinary needs, but if lie
caught the Roman air in any way, by
travel or refinement of taste nd habit,
he would, to meet the newly developecl
need, borrone the graces of tie Roznen
speeeh-that Is, he would omance.--
Harper's Magazine.
Rockefeller and the I1nngs.
In formee years John D. Rockefel-
ler's supervisioa of StandarL Oil coin-
pany affairs took in even t e smallest
detail. On one occasion, ac orcling to
Ida M. Tarben in McCluke's, com-
menting on a monthly statement, Ile
called a refiner's attention 3 to a dis-
crepaucy in regard to Winos, articles
worth about as much in a anery as
pins are in ti household. "La t month,"
he said to the subordinate o cial
"yon reported on I and 1,119
bungs. Ten thousand wer sent you
at the beglaning of this in nth. +ou
have used 0,527 this month You re-
port 1,012 on band. What b s beco e
of the other reit-I?" Appa ently
Rockefeller'S idea was: Ta . -e care; of
the bungs tind the barrels will take
care of themselves.
1
The Mistrennt Charms er.
The London Globe prints a "char-
acter" which an English se ant leav-
ing kindly gave her mistress: "In an -
ser to your letter, it's not a ad place;
the Mrs. understands her -du ys, and is
sivel and obliging, but trou les about
getting upe early in the morni gs, There
is plenty, and if you don't m1id a place
where only, one other younlg ladyis
kept beside S yourself, you rilgbt give
them a nfonth's trial. I ]11t4 more ,so-
elety, which is why I am lea ing." 1
Hiss Narrow Logic
"If I had my way," said t e man of
higb principles, "there would be no
mciney in politics."
"But," said Senator Sorghum, "If you
didn't 'put any money in Ipolltics it
isn't likely you could have your way."
it
ShOe-s and the Fe t.
"Maudie, dear, those shoes look tight.
How do they feel on your t?"
"Perfectly conafortable, ma ma." (To
herself) "If she had asked ne how my
feet felt in the shoes she ould have
had me!" •
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E18TEAY PIG, -Strayed into the premiees of the
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Voters' List For 1903,
Township of Tuckersmith.
Notice la hereby given that I have transmitted or
delivarekto the pereons mentioned in motion/1 8 and
9 of the Ontario Voters' Limb Act, the copies required
by @aid section's to be so tranemitted or delivered
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appearing in the last. revised asecesment rcll of the
said municipality, to be entitled to vote in the taid
muricipality at elections for members of the Legis -
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nald ilet was lint posted up in my offise,in the Town -
'ship of Tuelteranith, in the County of Huron ornate
12th day of August, and ;remains there' for ire
epeolion. Electors are called upon to examine sisid
list, i.nd if any omiesidna or any other errors are
found lherein, to fake immediate proceedings to
have said errors corrected according to law;
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• ---';.'g c lot les,
b; t t 1.• r off;
r, err sin ellen her iips;
it !, ,-, •,-3 t nut scoff
to;
Bat, t• .1 avn
She spoiled it often, when she spoke,,
With unbecoming sneers
A Sense of the Itomantic.
"So you think your propeetive sone
in-law is a paragon?"
"Certainly not,;' answered Mr. Cum-
rox. "If we Jack words to describe him'
we &rtainly should not think of :going
to prosy old geometry for them." t
An Amatettr.
Young Bride -I'm so nernons. Idgea"..endd
tually shaking. -
Matrimonial Veteran -You'll get over
11, dear. Why, when I Rest began get-
ting married I thought I would never
stop, having altar f right.
At the Toueaursery.
A fellow who slaughtered tsvo toucans
Said, "I shall put them into two miss,"
Two canners who heard
Said, "You'll be a bird
If you can put two toucane in two vane,
-Judge,
One Way to Rise.
"Old Jones made a rise -in the world
at last."
"You don't say So?"
'I do. They're,d-swingin' him to that
hickory limb yoUder, an' git that
Lf the rope don'tibreak."
Call of Poker.
Hewitt -I bad to call. a doctor last
night
Jewett -Who was sick?
Hewitt -The doctor. bad a straigt
Naeht.
A man from a swift sailing yacht
Was brought to the shores on a cacht.
They asked hiin howl he
Liked the life on the sea,
But all he meld answer Wass, "Nacht.
----New Orleans' Tirees-Democrat.
No Harm Done.
"Let's go home. We're out of bait,"
"Liquid or solid?"
"Fish bait, mean."
"Oh, well, there's no tury then?"
he Lelsure MUMS.
"I see Smith takes five minutes for
lunch."
"Oh, yesi Smith has been out of
active business for some little time '
now." -Puck.
maw.
Fashirin and Folly ran a race
To see which went the faster pane,
But half way home they stopped. Eat*
saw
The race was going to be a draw.
en. e
magnate.
"Is he very rich?"
"Rich? Why, he's so rich. he daretef
look twice at a girl for fear she'll bring,
a breach of promise suit"
Diecouragement.
Each day the foreign neve we seek;
We find more hard word In a week
Each- day a puzzle strlige appears.
Than we can learn to Opel' in years.
Two Explanat 071116
"Well, he's been tvv nty years ill
polities and he's a poor an!"
"Honest man or did e blow In his
money?"
I I• Seef e rth
twa.$4•••••••••••••••••
Goderieh street, -
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A Melting Tele.
Mary had a little ewe,
So playful and so cal ow, -
But when the heat reached rtinety:Awg
It turned to mutton tallow!
Mareonigrani.
Many a schoolboy feels that he fi
young Marconi when 6 much fuse is
always made over his "communice
fag!,
His Reply.
"Good sir, will you have soup or ilidtre
The waiter asked in tones judicial.
The hungry diner said, "I wish
You would not be Ii0 superficial!"
W here There's; a Will.
Jack -She hasn't said yes, has she?
Dick -.--Not yet. She still thinks she
isn't going to marry rue.
And She WAN One.
"Although he's dull, he said last night
A real good thing," said Prue,
"It simply filled inc with delight;
'Twas 'Peach and biscrne for two"
Her Only Chance.
Young Striker -Do you believe in
U1110118, Miss Oldone?
Miss Oldone-This is so sudden. -
Pile.
Safety Matches.
SOM6 matrimonial matches bright --
Just bright with gold and stocks -
.Are of the -sort that only light
Upon the money box.
1.1 •
No Hrain Work.
"Brain worker, Is her
"Oh, no! He writes words for popu-
lar songs."
...erl.m.a.••••••emeatweer
s: •
, The Last Not Enough.
To say "the last word brings contest
To woman" is misleading;
She must have ninety-five per cent
Of all the werde preceding.
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Be 'Know His Wife.
"Your wife his some secret fr
"You're wrong, doctor. My mitt coin
keep a secret."
. The Politician.
Nobody truly understand*
Just how; his fame extends.
Some men ;succeed by shaking litandit
And some by shaking friendie
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