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The Huron Expositor, 1903-07-10, Page 31903 than you ex- iles on. Ars L Come to us n any kind of reon cool. They dressed at the Ltiais---coolness pods you need. Fence weather and e Fence. in aura - °Pse gagging in win- cDe;itit ite trern Okla. 1t.B. The quantity any qaantity d benefit. est good; aed - P S. L Hohnet etre a MAHAR SAW mds rth rden seeds - ad seed, yel- eld giant sugar xnangolcl, tile top ewedest. :ele top earedes, Le top ewedee., en wax beans, te beans, seed tted Charlotte :lug onions. I potatoes, both -the early rose, . the beauty of 3 State; early :inds of garde 7rup at 250 a 'Ib. 1 have .%nd the finest :-at the right. eeNes, for which k -will be paid. JULY 10, 1903 THE HURON EXPOSITOR. _ - Liislang questions of the Cuckoo. 'A curious legend regarding the cuckoo is found among the Dafies, ‘which, with some modifications, is like- wise current in . many parts of Ger- many, in England and the north of Europe. ,When in early springtime the voice of the cuckoo is first heard in the woods, every village girl kisses her hand and asks the question, "Cuckoo, cuckoo, when shall I be married?" and the old folks inquire, "Cuckoo, cuckoo, evhen shall I be released from thie svorld'S earesr The bird in answer continuts singing "Cuckoo" as many, Itimes as years will elapse before the Oh,leet of their i. desire§ will come to paw. But as some old people live to an ad - t yauced age and many girls marry late ! in life the poor bird has so much to do in. answering the questions put to her that the building season goes by; she has no time to make here:Lest, but says her eggs in that of the hedge sparrow. Why a Boiled Lobster Is Red,. In all crustaceans, as, indeed, in al- most everything iu nature, there is a certain per cent of iron. Upon boiling the lobster is oxidized. The effect is largely due also to the percentage of muriatie acid which exists naturally te the shell. The chemical change which takes place here is almost similar to that which occurs iu the burning of a brick. In, boiling a lobster its coat peases to be a living substance, and to a certain extent it takes a new charac- ter. It is as a brick would be after burn- ing. This effect can also be produced by the sun, but necessarily not so rap- id, as the heat of thet luminary, al- though more intense, is not concentrat- ed sufficiently to produce the result. The sun also exercises a bleaching in- fiuence which consumes the oxide al- raost as fast as it is formed, leaving the shell white or nearly pure lime. A Ring's Trick. King Gustavus III. of Sweden had been frequently invited to the little court of Schwerin. In 1783 he paid a visit to Germany, and as soon as the Duchess of Mecklenburg heard of his approach she prepared fetes in his honor. But Gustavus, who disdained the petty courts of the small rulers, sent two of his attendants -a page named Peyron and Desvouges, a valet who had formerly been an actor -to he entertained by the duchess. The two personated the king and his min- ister, Baron Sparre, and sustained the characters throughout. They accepted as their clue all the homage meant for their master, danced with the Mecklen- burg- ladies who were presented to them, - and Peyron went so far as to ask one of the ladies for her portrait. Meantime Gustavus was enjoying him- self elsewhere in secret. Tea In Paraguay. :When the natives of Paraguay drink ;ea they do not pour it from a teapot Into a cup, but fill a goblet made out of a pumpkin or gourd and then suck up the hcit liquid through a long reed. Moreover, the tea which they use is al- together different from that which comes from China, being made out of dried and roasted leaves of a palmlike plant Which grows in .Paraguay and southern Brazil. The natives say that this tea is an excellent remedy for fe- ver and rheunaatisna, and chemical tests which have been made by Ger- man physicians seem to show that there 48 good ground. for this statement. Cer- tain it is that ted is widely used ihroughout Paraguay in cases of ill- ness and that, so far as has been ob- served, the effects produced by it are • highly beneficial Huxley ou the Bishops. Among the "Essays of John Fiske" are some delightful reminiscences of Huxley, at whose house Mr. Fiske was a frequent visitor during his stay in _London. Here is oiae of these charm- ing and illuminative stories: 'In an examination on anatomy a very callow lad got the valves ofthe heart wrong, putting the mitral on the right tide, but Huxley took compassiox on him with the remark: 'Poor little beggar! I never got them correctly Myself until I reflected that a bishop Was never in the right!'" The Word “Belfry." The word "belfry" had originally no connection with "bell," an idea which is now intimately ass&iated with the term. The first meaning given is "watchtower," from the middle Eng- lish "berfry," a watchtower. The first part of this word is connected with "borough," the second with "free." AS the practice grew of hanging "bells" in such towers people reminded them- selves of the fact by changing the word "berfry" into the modern "belfry." Heartsease. He -I understand you have been at- tenthng an ambulance class. Can you tell me what is the best thing to do for a broken heart? She -Oh, yes. Bind up the broken portion with a gold band, bathe with orange blossom water and apply plenty, of raw rice. A Common Occurrence. Ur. Hones -Did you read about a wci- man who married one man thinklilg,his was another ? Mrs. Hones -Don't get excited over that. Lots of women do the same thing every day in the week. Considerate Employers. Belie -Why, Cholly doesn't mind thl trouble. It's a labor of love, isn't it, Cholly? Cholly-Yes; and the laborer isn't even going to ask for shorter hours. -e Puck. One of the most interesting moving pictures is a woman ruuning to catch 1 stree r oar. -Baltimore Kerala. et Miller's Grip Powders Cure. At I. V. Fear's Drug Store, Seaforth, INTCYTIO- All those having aaeounts on the books of the late W M. Lowery, V. S , are hereby requested to call at the (Am on or befare he firat day of Aug, ust, 1903, and pay the same to Dr. Fowler, who Is authorized to collect. 1855 J. II. LOWERY, Administrator. IMPORT.ANT NOTICES. nHEAP MONEY.-Pelvate funds to loan at 4i per oent, on good security. Apply to B. R. HIG- GINS, Brumfield. 1836.tf VF.MALE TEACHER WANTED -For School Sec- tion No, 13, Stanley. Applications received up to July 24th. Personal application preferred. J. T. KEYS, Secretary -Treasurer, Varna P. 0. 1856x1 ArrANTED.---Wanted at once, first class moulders, V, average wages $2,60 to.83,60 per day &mord- ing to ability, steady work the year around. THE WESTERN FOUNDRY CO., LIMITED, Wingham, gated°. 1865-4 -[STRAY STEER.-Canse into the premises of the J24 undersigned, Lot 6, Concession 11,_Tgoker- amith, about the middle of April, a yearling steer. The owner can have the same by proving property and paying charges. WM. HOGGARTH, Chisel - hunt P. 0, 1855x8 MEAGHER WANTED. -For the Constance school, 1 Hullett, a male teacher, first or second class certificate. Duties to eommence after summer holi- days, Applicatialie with testimonials and stating salary will be received until Saturday, July 26th, ad- dressed to JOHN BRITTON, COnstanoe P. 0. 1855x8 NOTICE TO PIG BREEDERS. -The undersigned will keep for service on Lot 32, Conceasion 9, McKillop, the thoroughbred English Berkshire\ hoar, Lord Clieton, Terms 81 at the time of service with the privilege of returning if neceeeary. JAMES A. SMITH. 1815-tt 'LIAM& TO RENT. -A good 100 'ere farm in Stan _U ley to rent for a term of years. Within two miles of Brooelleld station. Good buildings and about 70 acres cleared, well fenced and In a Rood state of culkivation. A good orchard and plenty of water. Apply to W. SCOTT, Brumfield. 1836-tf MEACHER WANTED. -For School Seotion No. 7, Tuokeraraith, a female teacher, holding a 2nd °lass certificate. Duties to commence after summer holidays. Applicants please state salary and furnish testisioniale. Applications will be received until July 13th and must be addressed to HUGH J. GRIEVE, Secretary, Seaforth P. 0. 1864-3 l'OR SALE. HOUSE TO RENT. -Mrs. James Sleeth's comfor- table dwelling situate on Ord street, Seaforth. las mime in good condition and will be rented reason- ably. Apply to JAS. WATSON, Agent, Seaforth. 1846-tf HOTEL FOB; SALE. -The only liceneed hotel be- tween Seaforth and Brussels. In good repair. Terms reasdnable. Apply to W. BLASHILL, Wal- ton, or to J. RANKIN, Seaforth. 1845 -ti FOR SALE. -Second hand 8 horn power engine in good repair with nearly new set Pickering governors and balance wheel. Price $40. Also smoke stack used five years about 36 feet long,_12 inchos inaide diameter, with guy wires. Price $10 L. MoDONALD, Walton. 1849-tf -3ra.nd Trunk Railway System, Railway Time Table. Trains leave Seaforth as follows : 9.20 a. m. 12.40 p. m. 6.15 p. m. 10.18 p. m. 7.53 a. m. 3.37 p. m. 4.40 p. m. For Clinton, Goderich Wingham and Kincardine. For Clinton and Goderich. For Clinton, Wingham and Kincar- dine. For Clinton and Goderioh. For Stratford, Guelph, Toronto, °Allis, North Bay and points west; Belleville and Peterboro and points east. For Stratford, Guelph, Toronto, Mon. treat and points east. For Stratford, Guelph and Toronto. Palmerston and Kincardine. pOIPass.NG NORTH. 1 Palmerston1.30 p.m. Ethel.- .8.07 Brussels.. 8.17 Bluevele8.27 Wingham.. 8.38 Pass. Gomel Sorra. Wingham.. 6 53 a.m Muevale 7.92 Brussels_ .. 7.18 .... ......... 7.28 Palmerston 8,20 Mixed. Mixed 12.20 p.m 8.46 arc 1.07 9.40 1.10 10.00 1.80 10.20 1.36 10.30 Mixed. Pass. 9 a.m. 9.17 10.00 - 10.15 11.30 3.05 p.m 8.13 826 3.36 4.20 London, Enron and Bruce. 1H1G NORTH -- London, depart... Centralia_ Exeter_ --- - - Randall- - Kippen Brimefield- Olinton Londeehoro - - - Blyth- - _ - Belgrave-. - - Wingham arrive ...._ 30ING SMITH- Wingham, depart.. - Belgrave... - Blyth....... • .... • - • • • • Londesboro... ..... - Clinton_ - Brnoefield ..... _ Rippen Ilensall_ - .. - Exeter.. - - Centralia.. - London, (arrive)_ • • Passenger. 8.15 a.m. 4.60 ram 9.18 5.55 9.30 6.07 9.44 6.18 9.50 626 9.58 6.38 10.16 6.65 10.30 7.12 10.38 7.20 10.60 7.88 11.00 7.65 Passenger. 6.50 a.m. 3.10 P. s 7.01 8.28 7.22 7.47 8.06 8.16 • 8.45 4.15 4.40 4.60 8.22 4.66 8.36 6.10 8.46 5.20 9.46 a. L 6.20 You Are Losing Money. Without a MELOTTE Cream Separator. 100,000 in daily use. The only Separator buillawith a beautifully enameled' bowl casing, more durable than tinware. 13 different sizes. A great many other kinds of Separators are taken ont and Melottes put in plaee of them. A few points of excellence in this Separator not found in any other kind sa. lsa-- are tank lower down, heav. ,er tinware, turns easier, skims cleaner, bowl hair plumb, setf balancing, has a break for stopping it, gearing all enclosed, hae a cone -bearing which ad- justs 'teen to the wear, alluminurn disc, will not rust, the handle easily taken off and put on, all wearing points of casehardened iteel. I also handle farm Im- plements and machinery including Nexon, Wilkiis- son, Tolton, and White Engines, Separators, and Windmills. All good° at A. Campbell'a Waxer:lams, Seaforth. DUNCAN McCALLUM. 18414f Wasnsos, March 18th, 1903. Thia it to certify that the No. 1 Melotte Cream Separator I bought from your agent, Duncan McCallum, gives good satisfac- tion in every respect. Easily turned, 'easily cleaned, and a clean skimmer. Have run it over two years, and see no aparent wear on 11 yet; and in my opin- ion, the profits from its use with 10 cows would pay for it in one season.MadiABL ROWLAND, Walton,Ont. SHAFORall, Marel 179h, 1903. To whom it may concern: Having purchased a Melotte Cream Separator one year ago from Mr. D. McCallum, I take pleasure in recommending it to be a good ma- chine. It Is easy operated, and I think it can oom- pete with any machine on the market to -day. Yours truly, JOHN HAY, Seafortia, Ont. - LRADDITRY, February 10th, 1902. Dear Sirta-I am well satisfied with the Melotte that I bought. I think it would pay for itself in a short time with 10 cows, and the skim milk is good for the calves. It is perfectly safe, and I cannot epeak too highly in its praise. Yours truly, WM. HACKWISLL. Leenetrav, February 5th, 1902. Dear Sire, -This is to certify that the size 2, Melotta Cream Separ- ator,. which I purchased from your agent, 3. D. Wal - }setae entirely satisfactory in every respeot. We find that we can make far more butter than in any other way, and am quite satisfied that with 8 cows the Separator would pay for itself in about 6 months. The skim milk is excellent for the calves. It is a very easy running machine, and perfectly safe. I think it the beat'Oream Separator on the market. / ours truly, S. McPherson. he McKillop Mutual Fire Insurance Company. FARM AND ISOLATED TOWN PROPERTY ONLY INSURED J. B. McLean, President, Kippen P. 0. • Thomas rinser, viee-president, Brumfield P. 0.; Thomas B. 'lays, fleoraresa., Seaforth P. 0.. DIRSOr011. William Chesney *Worth ; John G. Grieve, Win. lorop ; George Dale, Seaforth; John Benneweis, Dublin; James Evans, Beechwood; John Watt, //fetlock ; Thomas Fraser, itruoefield ; John B. Mo • Les, Rippe° ; James Connolly, Clinton. AGM'''. • liobt. Smith. Harlook ; E. Hinohley, Seaforth ; Jamee Cumming! Egmondv ie ; 3. W. Yet), Holmes ville 2.0.; George Murdie and John C. MOrriaon audition Pink* deidrons 110 effect Instuanoes ov ifelai r011 Ohsboldness will be promptly attended to = 'plait:tat:4P to any of the shove omen% addressed aeb respective vest Wets. \\, season/1M Burning the Den.d. Crenration has been practiced by most of the nations of the earth from the earliest ages, and, althoughin pngau countries it may have taken the form of fire worshiping there can be no doubt that its adoption by the ancients Was for the most part prompted by other than religious reason. Greeks ascribe its introduction to Hercules, who, having sworn to transmit the body of Argus to his father, thought this the most convenient way of ful- filling his promise. According to Ho- mer, the burning of the dead was a common practice among the Greeks long before the Trojan war, but the earliest record of it is among the Scyth- iarks, who inhabited the yaet region known under the name of Tartary. Slender accounts banded down con- cerning the manners of some of the an - dent natives of Hindustan also allude to the custom. The idea of purification by fire was in all ages universal, and with good reason. Some believed that the body was unclean after the depar- ture of the soul, and it was therefore deemed necessary that it should be purified by fire. Ovid expressed the general opinion of his time when he ,said that the soul was not completely separated from the body until the lat- ter was consumed on the pyre. The Athenians invariably after a battle burned the slain. An Economical Man. A commercial traveler tells of -a man who was riding on a train and pretend- ed to become ill after eating a sand- wich. The man opened his grip and took out a hot water bag. "He got a sympathetic porter," the commercial man continues, "to fill the water bag with boiling water and then he opened up his lunch badket, took out a piece of fried steak and warmed it up on the water bag. You talk about your light housekeeping! Then, after he had warmed the steak, he cut it all up with a pair of scissors and fed it to himself with a pair of sugar tongs, because he would not take a chance with a fork going around a_ curve. But his finish was a limit. After he had eaten the steak he unscrewed the stopper of the water bag and poured himself out a cup of hot coffee. He had the grounds In the bag all the time." An Early Day Railroad Wreck. In the early days of the road there was a smash up, and all were badly shaken up. The next morning a burly farmer limped into the superintend- ent's office and said, "Mr. Superintend- ent, I came in to see what you were go- ing to give me for shaking me up so yesterday." The superintendent asked how much he thought he ought to have for hie -injuries. "Well, I think it worth 50 cents, and I will settle for that." The superintendent replied that it was quite a sum, but as the man seemed honest he would pay him, and he did so, taking his receipt in full. The su- perintendent said, "I will be liberal with you and give you a pass to take you home." "No, you won't. AS long as these ipins"-slapping his lege-"last I won't go on your darn railroad any more." - Prevention of Corns. There are suggestions without num- ber for the cure of corns. Any reputa- ble chiropodist and some who are not reputable can furnish an unfailing remedy. But there is one sure way to prevent them. Don't wear the same pair of shoes two days in succession. Corns are caused by friction on the toes, and the most expert bootmarker cannot make two pairs of shoes which will rub the feet in the same •place. The change of shoes gives the feet a • chance to rest. It is also good for the shoes, and footwear which is treated in this fashion will last much longer than if put to daily use. The Crocodile. Pliny said the crocodile's skin "will abide any injury and not be pierced." That may have been true in his day, but it is not true now. The bullet of a heavy modern rifle will pierce the skin anywhere unless it strikes in a slant- ing direction. The crocodile is not as a rule hard to kill, provided one can get a good shot at it, but that is just the trouble. It has not the marvelous vitality of the shark, which will some- times struggle furiously for an hour, although covered with apparently mor- tal wounds. Snakes In Winter. The snake hibernates - that is, it passes the late autumn and winter sea- sons in a state of torpor coiled up in the hollow roots of trees or cavities protected by bushes. With the return of warmth it issues forth in pursuit of prey and to breed. The female lays from sixteen to twenty eggs in a string and leaves them to be batched by the sun or. by the warmth a decomposing matter: An Artist to Be Envied. We know of no one more to be envied at the time than a well dressed cutter on a .fashionable promenade walking bekind a stylish, artistic, right fitting coat that he cut gloriously and beauti- fully adorning the back of a well formed man. Would Give It Away. - The Doctor -You have a bad cold, Mr. Jiggs. I'll give you some pills for it. Jiggs-Oh, never mind, doctor. You ran have it for nothing. rrss Flattery. "The flatterer is all right," said the office philosopher. "While no one be- lieves a word he says, every one wants It is no compliment if a fiend comes fifty miles to your wedding, but it is a great tribute if he cornea hve milen to tour funeral. MARRIAGE LICENSES ISSUED AT THE HURON EXPOSITOR OfFICE, BEAFORTH, ONTARIO. NO WITNESSES REQUIRED. -1-Itueer Legend cif Tailed Men. When a native Hollander wants to show his hatred for an Englishman he simply refers to him as a "steert rnan"-in other words, "the man with a tail." The legend says that Thomas a Becket cursed the Kendall men whe spitefully cut off the tail of his horse while he was riding the animal through the country, and that the en- tire generation of Kent which followed wore tails like those of horses. John Bale, Edward VI.'s bishop of Ossory, mentions the legend, but gives some variations as to the cause of the ig- noble punishment. He says John Cap - grave and Alexander of Esseby say- eth that "for castynge fyshe tayles at St. Augustine Dorsetshyre men had tayles ever after that." But Polydorus appltes it to Kentish men at Stroud, by Rochester, "for cut - tinge off Thomas Becket' s horse's tayle." One account says that only those living in Kent at the time of the curse were "afflicted with large, drooping tayles, like brutes; their pos- terity being not so affected." Decline of the Essay. Why do we no longer find in these magazines the long essays that were the backbone of the old style period- icals? Is it because there are pow*. days no men who like to and are able t� take their pens in hand and ramble on and on aimlessly over hill and dale, with many a leisurely pause and occa- sional airy flights? Is it because the editors can find no writers who are surcharged with views on all sorts of abstract subjects and could be moved to impart those views at length to the readers of magazines? Certainly not. Almost every man who writes at all would like to write essays -long es- says. But the wise editors won't have them any more, because the people won't read them and won't even take magazines that get the reputation of harboring them. If an editor craves a small circulation in this day let him gather the essayists abont him and freely turn them, loose upon his pages. -Success. About magnets. Magnets are frequently made in the form of a horseshoe or letter U, but a horseshoe magnet is really nothing more than a bar mageet bent. As both poles will attract iron it is apparently twice as strong as when in the bar form. A piece of iron laid across the poles is attracted by both of them. In this case the poles act on. Opposite ends of the iron and do not destroy each other's effects, for each pole magnetizes the portion of the iron opposite it. The iron therefore becomes a strong mag- net with its north pole touching the south pole of the horseshoe magnet and Its south pole touching the north pole. This is popularly called a "keeper," be- cause it "keeps," or preserves, the strength of the magnet, which be- comes much weaker when the keeper is left off. -St Nichola. The Mattress!. Some one has been hunting up the history of the mattress. Its beginning was the collection of rags, husks or reeds which were bound together and thrown down anywhere to form a rest- ing place for the hinds and serfs of the rich. It is suggested that their names. of shakedown and makeshift were de- rived' originally from the Arabic word "matrah." In the middle ages feather beds found favor with the wealthy and the mattress was not used by them. Inventories of estates owned by the American colonists show that mattresses were then worth $200 each, being made of hair. • In England mat- tresses of rabbits' fur were once used and vegetable fibers of various kinds have served their turn. False Hair 14 Elizabeth's Time. Queen Elizabeth had eighty wigs in her collection, and her cousin, Mary, queen of'Scots, had "as many as a hun- dred," and among the incongruous • presents made her while confined a prisoner in gloomy Lochleven, previous to her being beheaded, wigs were nu- merous. Gentlemen who particularly. wished to please their lady friends pre- sented them with wigs of the latest shade of hair and newest style of coiffuring. Fancy a gentleman of to- day presenting his sweetheart the last idea in back hair! Bamboo 'Opals. Bamboo opals are peculiar gems which are sometimes found in the stem of the bamboo. This gem is very rare from the fact that not one in a thousand bamboo stems contains it. These vegetable growths are called tobacur by the Filipinos. Some of them are so similar -that is, they ex- hibit so perfectly the characteristics of the opal -that even experts frequently fail to distinguish them from the real gem. Why lie Applaraded. "Are you fond of music?" asked a stranger of the young man at the con- cert who was applauding vigorously after a pretty girl had sung a song in a very painful way. "Not particularly," replied the young man frankly, "but I am extremely fond of the musician." A Deadly Spirit. Featherstone -Do • you believe in ghosts? Travers -Well, for years I have been living in a haunted house. Featherstone -You don't tell met Who is it haunted by? Travers -By my tailor. • The Dictionary Habit. Friend -What queer language your husband uses! He pronounces every word half a dozen different ways. Wife -Yes, he has half a dozen dif- ferent dictionaries. We are inclined to believe in those .whom we do not know because they lucre never deceieed u& 1111111•11Minla. iThe shars Steward. A steward is nothing more ar less than a combination waiter and cham- bermaid. His duties begin an hour be- fore breakfast, by all rights, inasmuch as it should take him that time to brush . up his blue or black uniform, shave, , make. his hands neat and shine his shoes. He is supposed to wear a spot- less and expansive bosom to his shirt, clean collar and black or white tie. I do not think I ever saw but two stew- ards who had shirts; all the others used a dickey for thesake of economy. Waiting on the passengers at table, the care of the _tables, the care of the silverware and a certain amount of dishwashing and pantry work make up the steward's dining room duties. The other half it work in the state- rooms, making the beds, straightening up the rooms and doing the general work of a chambermaid, as well as giv- ing a certain amount of attendance to the occupants of the rooms. . The pay is very poor, and the princi- pal dependence of the steward is on the. tips he receives. They are really the poorest paid class that go to sea in one way, and yet I have known men to make £40 in tips on a six- weeks' voy- age. The Horse In Mythology. The Grecians placed in the sun the god of their wiVom and intelligence and gave him a chariot and four fiery, horses -the chariot to symbolize doe - trine and the horses intelligences. So with their god of the sea. Neptune was drawn in his sea chariot by horses -the sea to symbolize all scientific knowledge in general, the chariot to symbolize doctrine or science and,. the horses intelligences. They mythologe ically described the birth of the sciences by the flying horse Pegasus, whicli with its hoofs burst open a fountain out of the hard rock at the monaent of his rising _from earth to heaven, at which fountain were seven virgins who were the seven sciences. The tying horse symbolizes an intel- ligence directed heavenward; the hard rock represents hard matter of fact or sensual knowledge; the fountain springs ing therefrom represents pure truth', where the virgin sciences delight to dwell. An Ingenious Suicide. That was a peculiar case of suicide-. a self guillotining. The average sui- cide shoots or cuts or swallows poison reck1es61y, frequently bletching the job fearfully. But this fellow? Listen: After sharpening the edge of a gmadel he fastened the implement, blade down- ward, to the end of a carpenter's bencht, which he weighted heavily. He then placed a block of wood under the same end of the bench in such a manner that It could be easily removed, and so let the bench fall, together with the sharp- ened blade. When these preparations were completed he lay down, placed his neck across a thick piece of wood di- rectly under the spade, knocked away the support and was immediately and completely decapitated. Settweeds. "There is much that is wonderful to be told about seaweeds," said a naturalist. "Some of them are giants in size. One species, common in the North sea, frequently grows to tho length of thirty or forty feet, develop- ing in the shape of a long cord about the size of a quill, attached at one end to the bottom and the rest supported byi the water. This is nothing, however, to the prodigious macrocystis, which attains 1,500 feet in length. Another variety found in the tropics reaches s length of twenty-ftve• or thirty feet, with a trunk as thick as a man's thigh." A Sure Cure. "Our social system is all wrong!" ex- claimed the frenzied _orator. "Our so- cial system is all wrong, and something must be did!" • A man in the rear of the hall walked. quickly up the aisle. "I have a suggestion," he remarked. "The brother has a suggestion!" shrieked the orator. "Let us listen to the words of the brother." And the brother passed up a card which read: "When your system is wrong take Blinkum's tonic. It cleanses the sys- tem." His Head. Sraarticus-Well, how are you? Sp a r ta cu s-Peorly ; poorly! Got an awful cold in my head. Smarticus-Well, well, that's com- forting. Spartacus-Comforting! Explain. Smarticus-What a joy it ought to be tp yon, after years of uncertainty; on the Subject, to be assured definitely, that yott really have something in your head! Truth. Truthl is se estimable a quality that it wilt not permit of any tampering. Like a mirror, to breathe upon it with cold falsehood only makes it reflect a dim image of its purity. An untruthful men is one to be feared. That Worried Him. Sympathizing Friend -Cheer up, old 'boy, rem/mber she's not the only girl In the witald: Rejected Suitor -Yes, I know, and that's what's worrying me. Shell ten all the others. Hugging a Delusion. Willie -Father, what does hugging a delusion mean? Father -Well, my boy, young Mr. Strong is an instance. He thinks mut sister Clara is only twenty-two! The She -One half the world doesn't know how the other half lives. He -Well, the half that doesn't knew Isn't composed of women. "Unobservant Men. 'What shrunk your woolens? Why did holes wear so soon? You used common ---- Soap. NLIGHT R.EDUCES Uftr EXPENSE Ask for the Oetggop Bar, 225 AUCTIONEERS. - rpHOMAS BROWN, Licensed Auctioneer for the Counties of Huron and Perth. Orders left at A. M. Campbell's implement warerooms, Seaforth, or Tias Exposures Office, will reoeive prompt attention. Satietection guaranteed or no charge. 170841 TAMES G. MoMICHAEL, licensed auctioneer for t.) the county of Huron. Sales attended to in any part of the county at moderate rates, and satisfaction guarin taed. Orders eft at the Seaforth post office or at Lot 2, Concession' 2, Hullett, will receive prompt attention. 183241 AUCTIONEERING.-B. S. Phillips, Licensed suotioneer for the counties of Huron and Perth. Being a practical farmer and thoroughly understanding the value of farm stock and imple. teems, places me in a better position to realize good prtnem. Charges moderate. Satisfaction guaranteed or n pay. All order(' left at Hensall post office or at Lot 98, Concession 2, Hay, will be promptly ttended to. 1709 -it Min in the Stomach, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic, Cholera Morbus, Cholera Infantum, Seasickness, and all kinds of 'Summer Com- plaint are quickly cured by taking Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry. It has been used by thousands for nearly sixty years -and we have yet to hear a complaint about its action. 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The tree has a body temperature ot about 45 degrees, just RS we have a body temperature of 98 degrees which is not affected by outside irifine ences. It is the tree's blood heat, so to speak. So that the air around it IS cooled by the tree itself as well as by, the shade it makes, When a tree in full leaf is struck bee a strong wind we wonder that 11 18 not torn all to pieces. And so it would be but for the way the firabs and twigs are arranged by nature. That arrange- ment is such that the effect of the wind is broken, for the limbs moo And move .ixt a hundred directions instead of one, and the force of the blast is se scattered that it is eoxnparativelyi harmless. If the limbs allenoved at once in the same direction no tree could esc.a.pe • being torn apart. Wilkie Collins Writes of AS Title, Church Mil Cottage, BroadstairS, Aug. 15, 1859. My Dear Wills -I send you inclosed (and registered -for I should go dis- tracted if it was lost) my first number. Please let me have duplicate proof - as soon as possible, far I want to -see something in connection with the story, ;which is not a mass of eonfusion. It is an awfully long number -between eight and nine pages; but I must stag- ger the public into attention, if pos- sible, at the outset They shan't drop! a number when I begin if 1 ca.n help it. I have hit on a new title in the course of a night walk to the North' Fereland, which seems to me weird and striking -"The Woman in White." My love to Dickens. How does he do? 'When will he write? Have you a house to let? I am at mortal enmity, with my London landlord sand am re- solved to leave him. Where 1 amto go next "God, be knows." Ta-ta. W. O. -Chambers' Journal. • A Dangerous Innovation. Deacon Carter could remember the days when the minister lined out the hymn and the congregation sang its Although he had long been too feeble to go to church, his.opinions still found their way to the people. "We shall have some good orgatt playing this summer," an unwary vis- itor remarked to the deacon's daughter in the old man's hearing. 4That teacher from Boston is going to pies every Sunday while Annie Trumbult is off taking a vacation." The deacon raised his stick and him quavering voice at the same time. "You send for the minister to come here and see me, Daughter Meryl" ha said as clearlY as he could. "I won't have such goings on! A. tansician playing on that organ! Let 'ern ge without till Annie Trumbull gets home again." A Helping Hand. ' "Gracious!" exclaimed the stranger In the west "What a -cruel country this Is!" "How's thet stranger?" asked the tough citizen. "Why, I just heard that a fellow was shot down here yesterday for lending a helping hand to a fellow mortall" "Lending a helping hand, did yell say?" queried the cowboy. "Why, I remember the se." 'How was 1 ? ".likali Ike wus a-playin" a poker game an' he slipped three aces t' his partner under th' table. Of course, , somebody shot 'Im f'r lendin' thet soht of a helpin' hand!" -Baltimore Herald. The Canary/0s -Claws. If you have a canary or other awe bird look to its claws from tieneto time for In a state of captivity the MDT* nails grow so long that they need eiet- ting. If this be neglected the bird le danger of getting its nails caught In the cage and hanging there 1111 11 dies. Use a sharp pair of nail scissors and take care not to cut more than just the tips of the nails. If you hold the bird In a good light you Will see a little reit "thread" in each nail. This you mud avoid or you will draw blood and Min your little pet Inherited. "And now," said Professor Long - hunter as he greeted Henry Peck, "what shall we make 4# your little boy; -a lecturer? Ire- hair a eirteere tante for it." • "I know he has," replied the parent. "He inherits it from his meth. Spoiled His Roznanee. George -I see nothing for us but to elope. Do you think your father would - forgive us? Ethel -I'm sure he would. George -How can you be sure? Ethel -I felt a little nervous 012 that score and -I asked him. 1•••••••000 More Than FamIllar. HIS my daughter familiar with thil great composers?' asked Mria Cumrox. "Madam," said the music teacher,' with a look of desperation, "she Is NO merely familiar with them; she is hug pertinent." • Not Too Self Confident. "Young Dr. Fledgeling doesn't $emi very certain of himself." "Why, no. 11 think he feels like calling a consultation every, Unto bil has to make a diagnosis." ' 1 • Unkind. .1 "Is that my umbrella you haver - "Most likely. I've just bought it ini a nawnshop,"_ Free Free To The Ladies. Every Lady in Seaforth Vicinity is in- vited! to I. V. Fear's, Druggist, to receive a sample free of Rexall Dyes. These dyes will dye Wool. Cotten, Silk Jute or mired goods in one bath. Rexall Dyes ere the isteet and most improved Dye in the world. For Bak by 1 I. V. FEAR - Druggist. 185E42, f 4,