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:.slesseeses_eameemiumminimakk
ta:now dawn to elm '
alts Stich sesa
lag the virtuous. by
r a thoutanda of
a :aeho indulge te.
itt ones dertiett the ea
to their opirtioas, ao le.,..
)pitgate them its
ilICIW Otheray:Whet
tat their opinions. -
restate are in seetposish_
e fate 11beeb " people '4Z
t 'of their thoughts, what
is auld kindred subjeete
a. affensive in the leesi st,Z
la dance very lite* atiii
aka.; Vete while templet.
times and scruples' or sans
415" osen opinions,staa, it
.rsti letter, and no f raiakt
iasolent bretivbeetingoes
a tlat has iteSroote as
U; freedorn. teed thee*
otta.
t
" awe or three easeat
tatter and then hey,
t
pie- of hest character at
,tee = beat people are ate
deuce, to sayeth ;qt.
tge` him thee from tees
d. - Jeans Christ saia et
re came neither eatiog riot,
the goody-goody pee
' He hath a devil.
etieg and drinking,4 mat
de -easy, " Behold a zest
tine, bibber, and a fatal
ere," John watt au we
titter. Jesus waa the op.
- wiles ; Ert mingled with
f• Ha attended the feaster.
ie presence the innocent -
adieg feast ; He mireeha
ehiclh contributed to the
ceston. Furthe., Se sta
makes the father hold &
he prodigal's 'ratline and
his joy of heart. Rather
E. la ." I confess, but we,
-g, information from yoot
tie with. We do ex.
eight to- e-xpeot, to fine
rnortg antisdancers than
are we believe the loud
itteeated assertion, tbats
irciperity. This is the '
from your own pram-
Rrden of proof its upoa
he tdaatces That itt ree
emend," sir, and I ?went
Ling your etsidertese slr,
fermer elms are anore
the imputetic n mita-all.
re .artly and convfeing
'assertions then lee
trying to lead and con -
evade the qttestion by
ay 'esserting that r did
ags thet I never denial'
igirially gave them. "Ia.
ethdT crucial point in my
r t) the psychological
id -whichwas made the
items ridicule. Let ma
tatee an, nicking flaws in
neat where the meaning
ate alesionta but where a
is , poesible. When I
ended in garbling- and -
cals. he wriggles and
,
teed impudently assort,
he teiigions inetinot is &
teulty under the conttol
the reasoning faculty.
'tie* are only dominated-
geetiona' Just so, birtI
nage, sir. Rat between
lee iera clue which yeti
r, end -upon, which the
re i4 is, -If we cultivate,
elejeutive faculty without
pea to to reaeoa, to that
_tithlioned,"- etc. This is
f garbling, sir. Ah i it
1 ualue" cultivation of
ithrtat a 'correspondiug
hat: the srthjeotive facet -
'tea by the law of eg-
ad gt la then that mea --
tied away against their
inning aophietry. This
a cart be carried cm too,.
)y- oral or verbalspeech,
nt teatere and pictures,
alatnor of mule, eta,
e
Italy- insprese and control
nti-euggestion. Rather
-,. " ati. B.,' but nothing
itha eau knew.
liadetone as among hie
Sam he says would have
t " for " Huxley's lie,"a
takes. Further on he
ibla claim." Gladstone
1. fOr did hence say in
ion &tory that he yield -
Milt and the theologian
ve aields ? He toek a
is,: significant, too, in
te thee the church is
t that she is not the
tenth, and that the
ed. to teach science.
thought- in eltes Chris -
n.3 more a4paing the
erect, even when they
h
the writer of the
honored 1` Creatioa '
in tthis short reply, to
rietures on the waltz,
• tioa he makes from
Many of the state-
d ;details, are simPlY
''r ...ttuggestiveness bo1.
ndect rit. Where is his
at he teaks set, glibly
ge down to Ega'af" for
10 iran, the gauntlet d
tinee a gcod man ta
. Was Game a goow
Maater," apparently,
raters -who, in bheir
riUobent pastime by
ees excess, and than
Y, aPend the other-
uodane existence be-
•ir ,. former idols and
rnees and lawlessneee
spetaina a ot more et
in. rereren e to m'do38 110t le d to Bath
andi if it di.d.1" vsould
eat- Apoetle Paul baa
oar three 000asione."
tement, sioaestalt
Iseok up the places
ttees where he repeal.
f• bite awn—the Apostle
them up, air, and quit
to knock down Y°.nr
, but had to do it, s
JUNE -261 19036
THE HURON EXPOSITOR.,
LAYMAN*.
ou Value
rielid to friend Dr.nhase's
e uesoneited recommends
estiaeoe you can mention- ,
ite nate for piles has put it.
pre§aration of toeattu
uirr.and a, knowing that -
Suggestion.
Kenttecky liorsemana
d te tell a Story about-
-e 'Geese stook faffft.
riO8 and whisky, and
eeeh that it, vvas Im
latia occupied first,
ale went on record
grsoup of etabiemen
e of some nage, whoa
a ered. by hands 7."
apnea the foreman,
Monies should bei
d whisky by handiee
asterene=sa=iesesia ste=mass
"aly hair was failing out and
1 toraieg gray very faet. But your
Hair Vigo- stopped tte falling and
restered the natural color.''—Mrs.
-: B. Z. Benornm, Cohees, N. Y.
owio
is impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of sevenf..y years in
Yetir 1!t Perhzps you
re seventy7 and you like
,
gr `' • `" If IV not,
Y`i — '‘`)
use s Hair Vigor.
1-! In less than a month youg
!` gray hair will have all the
hz dark, rich color of youth.
st.zo tetta. Ail dregirists.
.44,1a•Alowerrewtokin.,.....w..-•••
e 7e yaer dregeszst cenzot et -apply
sentl Orol defier :tett s:in expresso
you a bottle. Be :trail and,ire the name
a', a your nearest express °ince. Adarees,
J. C. AVER CO., LoW1111, Mass.
-ersesensostresseesatemee,
Let Us Smile.
The thing that go i. the farthest toward
making life worth while,
'That oasts the leant and does the most is
just a pleasant smile.
'The smile that bubbles. from a heart that
Icives it's fellow men
Will drive es/ay the clouds of gloom and
COAX the sun again.
It's full of worth and goodness, too, with
manly kindness blent—
It's worth a million dollars, and it doesn't
Cost a cent.
There is no room for sadnese when we see a
cheery smite ;
It always has the same good look—it's never
out of style—
It nerves us on to .try again when failure
makes In blue ;
*The dimples of encouragement are good for
me and you.
Its pay& higher interest, for it is merely
lent—
It's worth a million dollars, if it doesn't coat
a cent.
A smile 0013108 very easy—you can wrinkle
with cheer
A huadred times before you can squeeze out
a aoggy tear,
'It ripples out, morover, to the heartstrings
that will tate
And always leave& an echo that is very likes
hug.
'So, smile away. Folks uaderstand what by
Praile is meant,
It's worth a. million °cellars, and it doean't
cost a cent.
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UNLUCKY THIRTEEN.
Were the Years Valentine Fisher
Sliffered from Sciatica—
:.Dodd's Kidney Pills Cured Him
COLLINGWOOD, Oat., June 22ad—(Special)
—Collingwood is in line with its list of
complete end permanent ouree by Dodd'a
Kidney Pills. Valentine Fisher, well-
known in the town aril surcouciding coun-
try, ia erns of the cured. He says :—
" I was- troubled with Kidney Disease for
thirteen years. It developed into Sciatica,
which locet d in my Hide bo that I could not
-walk withoat a cane. I had to use hypoder-
mic iajectia ns of morphine te ease the pain.
"1 tried medical men and medicines, but
.got n3 permanent relief_ Then I tried Dodd's
"Kidney Pine, and, three bexes effected a
permanent cure. 1 en recommend Dodd's
aidney
Dodd's Kidney Pills eure any form of
Kidney Disease from Backaohe to Bright's
Disease_
A LOver's Cause For Joy.
[Written by a High School Pupil.]
I can'tlay elaim to anythingas fur as looks
may go,
An' when it cornea to:leaning, why, I don't
atand any eho ;
But thar must be Eomethin' more in me
than moat of folks kin see;
'Cause I've got a little girl in town that
thinka a heap of me.
I've lad my ups and downs in lite, as. all
folks have, I gueee,
-An', take it all in all, I couldn't brag on
much success ;
But it braoes up a feller, an' it tickles him
to know
'Thar's eome one who takes stook in him, no
matrer how thiugs go.
.An' when 1 get the worst of it, I'm proud as
I kin be
To know that little girl of mine still thinks
a heap of me..
'To feel her little hand in mine, so clingin'
an' so warm,
:To know she thinks I'm strong enoagh to
keep her Rafe from harm,
To see her lovin' faith in all teat I kin say
or do,—
It Bore o' ',names a feller, but it makes him
better, too.
That's why I try to be the men she fancies
me to be,
Jest 'oaueo that little girl seys she thinks a
beep of rne.
f woultIn't dieappoint her treet for anything
on earth.
-Or let her see how little I jest naturally am
worth !
An' I reckon I'm a better man than whit I
used to be,
'Since I've got a little girl in town that
thbake a heap of me."
" There is a bording house not fur away,
Where they get apple -sauce three times a
day;
how the, boarders yell when the hear the
dinner bell
01 how the onions smell, three times a
day !"
To Cure a Cold in One Day.
'Take Laxaiive Bromo Quinine Tablets. At
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure
R. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 250
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Institute in favor of local men speakin at
meetings' indeed of the regularly appal ted
Government delegates. The beet atte diet
meeting was the one held at Salta% and
the one held at Auburn was the next.
Mr. Charles Girvin presented the attditi
ors' report. The receipts for the year Were
$252 59, and the expenditures, $162.70, leavi
ing a balance of $89.89. .Mr. Girvin aloe
complimented Secretary -Treasurer Elforti on
his well -kept) booke.
The following direoters were elected:
Ashfield—John. Styles, Jetnee Hayden,
John Long. West' Wawanosh—Joseph,
Mallough, James Ramage, George Hewett.
East Wawanosb—Andrew Currie, J. C.
Stoltz, R. G. Relate,. Colborne -R. M.
Young, Henry Morris, N. J. Rernighan.
Hullett—Jatn.es Snell, Wm. Jackson, Japes
Cornish. Turnberry--Gavin Wilson. Godal
rich townahip—F. C. Elford, John W. Banal
eld, J. J. Colwell. Goderich—W. 1 Ater.
row, Colin Campbell, Wm. Warnock. qlini
ton—Joseph Wheatley, W. Routledge Jas.,
Fair. Wingham—Wm. Rebinson, W P.
-Grierson, J. A.' Morton. Blyth—Feank
Metcalfe, A. H. Jacobs, A. E. Bradwina
The directers met and elected the. follosta
ing officers: President, R. M. ' Yining
vice-president, Herry Morris; maze aey-
tre,aeurer,'F. C. Elford ; anditere, Cl trlei
Girvin and John Dustow. The officers sat,
&ries will be the same as last year.
It was decided to hold meetings daring the
present year as ft:done : Regular—Kustait
and Auburn. Supplementary—Belgtave,
1 ondesboro, Ss. Helene and Hohnesaille.:
Special—Porter's Hill, Leeburn, Durigannoti
and Goderich.
The meeting voted $10 to the 'A wall
Women's Institute and $5 to the Fat 8
Show, at Guelph.
West Huron Farmers.
The annuli meeting of the West Huron
Farmers' Inttitnte sca.3 held at the beautiful.
home of Mr_ R. M. Young, near Carlow, re.
centre,. There was a 'very large attendance
.ot adults and children, and the day's pro-
aeedirigs pegged off pleasantly, although
somewhat marred by a slight fall of rain. A
well prepared. lunch was merited_ by the
ladies on the lawn.
President R. M. Young called the meeting
to order, and in a brief address reviewed
the work of the past year, which showed
the Institute to be in a flourishing Condi-
tion.
Secretary Fs C. Elferd then presented the
seoeetary's report. Tea meetinge wire hsld
<luring the year. The aggregate attendance
at the afternoon meetings was 475, and at
the evening megabits, 980. The number of
addressee given the uteetings was V -
Greater interest was taken in tlaediseuesions
at the sleeting., during the petit year than
for matey previous yeare. There is a strong
feeling exisiting among the members of the
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Miller's Worm Powders are the best iaxaet
tive medicine for children ; as nice as aegar.',
At I. V. Fear's Data Store, Seaforta.
ro
seta
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To Get Rid of Dandelions.
The Country Gentleman says of the tteate
merit of dandelion, a peat which Tororitom,
ians who have some pride in their lawns
have found especially burdersome already.
If the dandelions have really got the up.
per hand, the best way to oveeome them ie.
to plow up the lawn, work it all over and;
reseed it with a heavy sowing of blue grass.
In fact, the survival of the dandelions and
the t unnatg out of the grass suggests; that
the toil is unsuitable for a lawn. If Utast is
true, the only funiamental cosreotive, ani
the only one which can be permanently sure
creedal. is the exit ra rehabilitation of the
eon. It ahould not only be plowed, but if
there is not (trough good, rich soil oa the
surface, more b h011!k1 be added_
Pale 'cheeks rapidly become rosy when
Miller's Compound Iron Pills are, taken.
qo doses for 25 cento..
• At I. V. Ferried Drug Store, Seaforth.
•
How Is This For Juggling?
An eye -witness of a celebrated feat of
Oriental jugglery toldehe following etory
whet he saw a band of Englith fakins taa
eomplish :
"They produced a chain 75 feet in length
and in my presence threw one end of it to-
wards the sky, where ib remainel as if fast-
ened to something in the air. A dog was
then brought forward, and being placed at
the lower end of the chain iorenrniately ran
and, reaching the other end, disappeared iri
the air. In tbe R&M) marmsr a hog, a pan;
then a lion and a tiger were suceesefullei
sent up the chain and all disappeared at the
upper end.-Ae last they pulled dewn the
chain and pa it in a bag, no ot.e ever
covering in what manner ehe different anis
mals were made to vanish.
••
The weak, flattering heart bacomes strong
and regular when Milked Compound Iron
Pills are ured.
At I. V, Fear's D.ug Sto:e, Seaford'.
The Furs of a Princess.
The Princes', of Wales possesses tur t9 tit+
value of $60,000. An expert furrier payO
periodical visits to Marlbo-ougla House te
fully overlook the Princess' 3ollection, as a
Fingle moth in it might werk hundreds of
dollare.worth of damage in a very ohort
time.
I
I
Miller's Contpoued Iron Pills, only 25
mita for 50 doses.
At L V. Fear's Drug Store, Seaforth.;
Government Ownership.
Mr. Roberr Holmes, M. P.„ for West
Huron, in a recent leteer !rem 0Aawa to hie
paper, the Clinton New Era, referring tO
the amaistance to be given the Grand Trunk
Paoifio and the other preposal for Govern-
ment conttruotion, makes thr followin
sensible remarks with which most people
will agree :
"- Government ownerehip loorns up in thls!
connection, and the peoposal to builda line
to the coast looks feasable on its' face, but
there are a good many objections, not elone
to ownerihrp but also to Government core
struction. No government could possiblt
construct a reilway as eheaply as a priiste
individuel or company, and it would have
to be even a better goiarement than hat;
ever existed in any coentry if it could do it
without a certain amount ef seemingly mot,
avoidehly corruption and jobbery. At an
rate no such temptation and power should
be placed before any government. There
have been governments that would jutap at
tbe opportunity of expending, for the con
exaction of a natioaal highway, seventy-fiv
or one huedred milliens of dollars'because
the control of that large amo int of money
wculd mean a great many votes in an Flea
tion campaign, but I' am glad to believ
that this government does not desire any
suoh opportunity. If the members of i
simply. wanted to pander a popular fallacy,
I would say for tbem te accept the polioy of
Goeeromeart conetruction and oe northip
bat if they want to remain honest—as they
have proven themselves fat be—they Phoul
not teeth it with a forty -foot pola. Oar ex
parience with the liv:ercolooial has bean &II
expensive on, far lassoed what tbe people
realiz 3, and the mistakes ' mede in connec-
tion with that reed ehould never be repeat;
ed itt a free country."
•
Wash greasy dishes, pots or pans with
Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It will re-
move the grease with the greateet ettee. 36
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Both With Their Clay Pipes.
-46 Away beck in the eixties," says a Can
adieu writer, " I wasoa the' Ottawa a
Sand Poiret, than a great, resort fel- lumber
men and teamsters. lu those days I was
clergyman and an ioveterats prnokcr. Onel
diy it was raining hard, and I eat in the
sitting-rcom of the only tavern in the place,
and one of the nicest looking old ladies
ever saw eat there, too. Her cheeks wer •
1
rosy, her hair was snow white, her &rime
very refined, f. r that rough district. Sir
lc oked like some prosperoate old farmer'e
wife. Now 1 wanted a smoke in the worst
way. I could not go out to smoke in the!
rain. I did not like to go out and sit among
the drunken In 4bermen in the crowded
bar•ronn. If the's- nice old lady had not
been in the fsitting-room I should -have4
lighVd my pipe 'there. But I could eotl
make up my mud to shock her 'by the spec-
tacle of a clergyrnau amain. So it went
03 for two houra, and atilt ehe rain came
down, and the row in the bar -room got
worse. My craving for a smoke became al-
most intolerable. I kept fingering my pipe
in my pocket, Whenever I dee so I noticed
the dear old lady looked strat4sly at me. a
thought she had begun to enspeot me a
smoker and was horrified. At last I oculdi
not stand it any longer, to I said: 'Madam;
if ib would not annoy you, 1 would like to
light a pipe of tobacco. 'Good laws, Oak,'
paid the nice old lady, that's just what Vve
been wanting to say to you thee° two bolus!
Only I was scairt, seeing you was a minis-
ter.' With that she' Smiled a olay pipe i out
of her dieas pocket, and we were soon puf-
fing away in perfect harmony I"
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AFTER OTHER- HELP FAILEID.
Dr. Williams' Pink' Pills
Restore a Young Lady to Full
Health and Strength.
Doctors an -1 nurses recommend Dr. `Nil -
hems' Pink Pills because they have seen
theiravotderfnl power ti make new,
rich,
red bleod, and to cure all diseases due to
poor blood or weak nervee. D. Willierns'
Pink Pills aro nob a common mecaeine.
They do not purge and weaken. They eon-
tain no poisenets drugs. They are
sure, simple, stimulating and soien i6o.
That is why tbese pills stiould be taken by
4i1l Who are weak, bloodless, nervelees and
iickly. Here is a bit of very positive proof .
of Be wenderful power to oonquir disease
whicth Dr.. Williams' Pink Pills pogroms :
Mites Esther E. Lewis, Lynn, N. 8 ,
"At the age of eixteen my health failed
me oompletely. At that time I was attack-
ed by la grippe, which was followed by
measlee, from the after effects ot whieh I
was left in a deplorable condition. I be-
came very pale, ouffered from headaohes,
dizzineso earl wane of appetite. I tried ley-
eral ,mediciaes, but they did me no god ;
oa the 'a -contrary I was growing weaker, and
6naly ;became 63 bad that I would bake
Tells of uncoeseiousness lasting from fifteen
minutea to an hoar at a time. and I had be-
come so weak teat I could hardly Move
about. At this stage I was advised toitry
Dr. Williams' Pink Pine anti I -have good
reaOntr
to bless tbe day I began their uni. I
had ionly taken -them a few weeks when I
began to recover, and under their eontiOned
use or some time longer I fully regained
my former good health. I will be glad if
my experience will be of benefit to shine
othoa poor sufferer." ,
When buying the pills Pee that the full
name, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People," is praited on the wrapper &reread
each box Sold by all dealers or Berth by
marl at 50 eents a box or six boxes for $2.50
by wrtting to the Dr. Williams' Medieine
Co,, Brockville, Oet.
Senator Depew's Satisfied tift4n.
in hia addrese before the Moeday Club,
of New York, recently, Senator Dopes"' is
repoatsd to hsve said that "No OM who
has iived wisely shonld care to go beck rind
begin again." But ' suppose one ;has not
lived wisely? Senator Depew begs the
question. Who is he, and where is be, thlt
has lived altogether wisely? What man is
E0 completely satiefied with himself, that) he
would not alter a single incident of his life ?
Is there ooe who can calmly takt3 up the
fabric hie draught and der& have r ught,
and preneuttce i6 perfectlyPatio a. °toter ?
If so, let him come forward. No i envy,
not in malice 4 do we call him. We simply
want to shake hands with him, to :gazr on
his surpassiog loveliness—and die. It is
i
perfectly trial that bemoaning tbe past is a
pretty poor ecrup stain, but moat o 114 lave
made et taint a few mistakes, and it is q lie
natural that we aboald be impelled; to linty
thet we'd like to sttrt in nein ar)(1 see if
we coeldn't live a letle more wiliely ths
nex ts time.
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Surgical instruments.;
Stuttgart has a surgical instrument
factory which produces over 20,000
different instruments for human and
animal surgery. -
The First Good Friday'',
Researches conducted by Professor
Hans Achelis of Konigsberg on the
basis of a series of most exact calcu-
lations Made by the Royal Astrononeics
al institute In Berlin have established
with what seems to be a high degree
of historical accuracy the fact that the
date .of tae 'crucifixion was April 6, in
the year 80.
°Toter..
Teo open an oyster tbe force required
amtears to be 1,8191/. times the weight
of the shell -less creature.
Venetian Gondolas.
Venetian gondolas are black, in con-
sequence of a law passed 500 years ago
compelling uniformity of color. It *US
passed to restrain the extravagance of
ornamentation then prevailing.
Swamp Trees.
A botanical expert calls attention to
the ,fact that certain kinds of ttees
-grow in sWamps, not so much because
they like suph soil, but because in the
corapetition with others they have been
relegated tO such unfavorable Sur-
roundings aed been obliged to accom-
modate theneselves to them.
.Shert People.
Apart from the Lapps, whose heiabt,
as a rule, is about five feet, other rticee
of Small -people inhabit different perte
ot Europe. Quite 14 per cent of the
popuiation Of Sicily and Sardinia oes
not exteed 4i feet 11 inches in heigh
You Are Los ng
Money
Without a MELO E
Cream SeparatOr.
100,000 in daily use. The
onlv Separator built with a
lant.ut.futly enanu.led bowl
raying-, more durable than
tiaware. 13 (tiff ,rent
g eat many t•ther knads
of Separators are taken ont
and Sle'ottee p t in Own
of them. A few points of
f
-!g?t exec la< ee in this Suparator
,--• not fould in any other kind
;11111a-: a -e tmk lower do en. heav-
ier tinware'Write easier, skims demur, bowl hiange
plumb, sellhaltneing has a lariat( for etoppin* it,
g. arit:g tit cnrlos. d, has a cone bearing which ad-
justs itsclt to the wear, hIlumicurn disc, will nut hist,
the handle essly taken cif and vut on, all wearing
p-ints of eaeeharder cd steel. I al -o haodle farm im-
igtrnents and natal' cry including N- trim, Wilkin -
n, Toltnn, and' White En: i..es, Separators, and
%%Intim Ils. •411 go -de at A. Cmapbellie WarereOrne,
SeltivfoArIthro, 90
.)7DU N CA N oZIA LLU
Marah 1Pfh. 18. This it ta certify h
at
the No. 1 ldelotte ()virtu Separator 1 bought tom
3 our ag .nt, DWI ran IluCallum, gives goo 1 t.i.
1.10o ie eve, y r speot. Easily turned, easily °lea lel,
and & elean ekstruner. Have run it over two Itre,
anu d ete nav.te 4% NA ear on 'it 3 et ; and in mv plu-
ton, tho T r fits frOin its use with 10 eowa would Tpay
tor It in one °earn°. Mionktu. ROWLAND, Wa1t0D,0Ut.
SKAYOkTII, March 17th, 1903. To whore it
- may ormeerti : !laving purchased 'a lifelotte C eam
Separat r cno ) ear ago from Mr. D. MoOaflut$i.. I
tale p emote in rtcurtaveeding it to be a good ma-
chine, It is el y operated. and I think it can laa-
We with any Insehine en the market to -day. l'hure
ttely, J6its 11,tv,• Scaforth, Ons. .
1 luinottati February 10th 1902. Dear sire, -1 am
will leittefie4 wlh tho Melotte that I boughtl. 1
thitk is uould pay for iteelf in a abort dine with 10
oows, and the altim milk is good for the ealvts. it Is
petfectly vale, and 1 cannot speak to highly ih its
praise. YAM 'truly, Wm. liAmtwatu,
LEADBURY, I. brusry nth, 1902. *Dear Sirs,— hie
i.
T
,...,.tiiy th t the t. z i 2, Melotta Cream Setter-
ator, Ix hich I p tretrisi-d from your agent, J. D. VaI-
ke,-.14 entirely sati-Jact ry in evety respect. 1 We
et d that we oat Wake far more butter thm in soy
other way, aad ant q tile sati-tirri tuat with 8 dows
tho Soper itinr wouto pav frr inself in annul 8 moUthe.
She skim milk is i.txteilent for the calves. It is a
very eaity illianing machine, and perfectly oaf . I
it
thitikit tbe brit Cream Separator on the mar et.
&ours truly, 8. McPherson.
Ventilation in' the BAC'
"Somecustomers have nonsenSical no-
tions about the proper wee,' to ventilate -
a hat," said a fasaionable hatter. "Itt
fact,- they are so whimsical about it
that we make the hats without a ven-
tilator and try to suit the --wishes of
the customer after he has handed his
money to the salesman. Many custom -
ere will not have a hat ventilated at
all. Well, they miss a great deal of
comfort and take -long chances for
baldness in old age. The English style,
and the only one that some buyers will
adopt, is k ring of perforated holes in
the crown of the hat. In my opinion it
is just as well to have no ventilator at
all as to put it there. The best way is
to have two holes, one on each side of
the- hat, just above the band. Thep
you get good circulation all the time.
There are ways of punching the holes
artistically so that they do not detract
from the appearance of the hat. But
you would be surprised at the number
of men who will not have them, some
because it is not fashionable and oth-
ers because they think the hat will not
Wear so well."
A Famous Pudding,
There is p.o other pudding on earth
to which so much honor is paid as the
huge beefsteak pudding served up
daily at the most famous tavern in
London, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, in
Fleet street.
This pudding has been served up
every day without break for nearly
200 years. • Garrick, Goldsmith and
Dr; Johnson used to enjoy it. Every
great writer in England makes a point,
of eating it today. It is inseparably
associated with English literature.
Every evening after the pudding is
cooked there is a solemn procession.
The proprietor of the tavern, bearing
the paalding on a. big. dish, goes first,
followed by the cooks, the waiters and
the entire staff. They bear the pud-
ding all around the tavern, the cus-
tomers doing homage to it: Then and
not till then it may be cut up and
eaten.
Why Gold Is Rare.
Why is gold so rare? Simply because
It is heavy. There are only two metals
that are heavier --namely, platinum and
iridium. Remember that at the begin -
Mug the earth was a body of gas. By
gradual condensatiota it became liquid,
while now the' whole et its IllaSS save
only an outer crust much thinner in
proportion to the whole bulk than is the
shell of an egg would be a fluid but for
the fact that it is held together by tre-
mendous pressure. Naturally in the
course of its formation about a center
of attraction the weightier particles
composing the globe, gathered .about
that center. Accordingly we find that
the earth as a whole weighs five times
as much as water, while the rocks
forming the crust are only about two
and a half times as heavy as water.
'
The Four Lettered Navae of God.
Is it not passingly siaaular at least
that the name of God should be spelled
with four letters in almost every
known language? In Latin it is Deus;
Greek, Zeus; Hebrew, Adon; Syrian,
Adad; Arabian, Alla; Persian, Syra;
Tartarian, Idga; Egyptian, Aumn or,
Zent; East Indian, Esgi or Zenl; Jap-
anese, Zain; Turkish, Addi; Scandina-
vian, Odin; Wallachian, Zenc; Croa-
tian, Doge; Dalmatian, Rogt; Tyrrhe-
nian, Eher; Etrurian, Chur; Marg;ariae,
Oese; Swedish, Codd; Irish, Dich; Ger-
man, Gott; French, Dieu; Spanish,
Dios; Peruvian, Lien.
A Sealskin Church.
The Eskimos possessed the most re-
markable place of worship in the
world. It was a sealskin' aleurch. For-
ty sealskins were stretched over a
light 'framework, and in this tent, 18
baa12 feet, services were held evety
Sunday. But the church came to an
un4mely end. One bard winter the
Eakimes' dogs, being half famished, t
dined' on the sealskins, and only the
frame was left., The Eskimos have
now erected a dog proof tabernacle.
Public Officers For Sale.
In England in the time of George II.
If you wanted a place under the goV-
ernment you could buy one. The sub
of 1500 would get you a comfortable
berth in the victualing office, for ila-
stance, where the perquisites, pickings
and bribes for contracts made tlpe
service worth having. Members f
parliament, who had the privilege
franking letters, sometimes sold tito
right for 1300 a year.
They- Moved.
A Boston trolley car was takieg on a
load of women, and _the conductor fran-
tically urged his gentle passengers to
"move up;"'but, as usual, his behests
were not obeyed. "Now, move up, la-
dies; please do ruove up!" he cried. sas
one -stirred an inch. "I say, ladi s,
more up! The motorman is a grcit
deal better looking man than I am "
The ladies swept forward en _masse.
Caucasia.
The 10.000,000 inhabitants of Cauca-
sla are made up of the remnants Of
many ancient nomadic tribes. °Accord-
ing to Russian statistics, only 2.500,000
are Russians, 1,000,000 are Artneniana,
1,500,000 Tartars and Georgians, while
the rest are principally Mohammedan
tribes. It is asserted that there are
thirty different languages and dialects.
spoken in Caucasia.
Her Brilliancy.
Bacon—Did I understand you to say
your wife said the conversation was
brilliant and spaskling?
Crimsonbeak—Those are her exact
words.
"What was she doing at the time?
"Oh, she was furnishing the camv r-
sation."
Bores are of two kinds, gimlets fin'
augers. The gimlet bores you by your-
self; the auger bores you hi a crowd. •
Atlanta Journal.
Complimentary.
He (at the art exhibition)—Well, ho
do you like Brown's picture?
She—That one? Why,- I thought
was yours!, Very bad, isn't it?
it
- The safest principle through life, ins
stead of reforming others, is to ei.
about perfecting yourself,--Hitydonl
The Untamable Tiger.
Of all wild mantels trained for ten-
tigtitic and show 'purposes not one
hard to conquer ,as the tiger.Som-
pared to the :training of lions and ele-
phants the training of a tiger is as the
.
breaking in of a vicious boarhoun to
the first lessonin etiquette of a c
ub-
by Newfoundland puppy. Even the
most expert wild animal trainers alk
at an assignment to "break"- a eget'.
Not more than one in ten professi anal
lion trainers _has the nerve to try Ms
hand at the great, ferocious, str ped
cats. -
As a anatter of fact, • there is no tin
thing as a "tamed tiger." Few an 'far
betweeti there are instances where the
animais are shown as trained and
-b*.)ken in, but the friendship- of the
anima) for the trainer . who may have
befriended it for years hangs .at1 the
end of the man's black snake m hip.
From the. day the acquaiutanc is
made to the day man and beastj are
separated there i a stealthy war are
between them, the cattilce slyues of
the ponderous brute directed toWard
the one aim of killing the man anc1 the
vigilance of the master ever -alert to
frustrate that plan.
Tlie Harm Sln. rtes.
The use of slang tenti t limit the
vocabulary of him who uses' it. Now,'
a limited vocabulary is almost as in-
convenient at times as a limited purse,
and it is far more inelegant.. If there
was practically limitless wealth within
the reach of him who was minded to
take it, it would argue a .certain stu-
pidity iu any- one who declined to avail
himself of the supply. The same as-
sertion holds true with regard to- him
who is willing to. limit his choice of
words. There is even more to be said
than that. There is a limitless wealth
of words at our disposal, but the most
of us are too stupid to make use of
them.
, There are about 200,000 words in the
English language. The average edu-
'anted person is able in reading to un-
derstand perhaps 25,000 words, but
most of us who write and speak limit
ourselves to about 500 or 000. Indeed,
there is a vast -number of fairly intern- •
gent people, or people who pass as
1fairly intelligent whose .working vo-
cabularies do not comprise more than
800 or 400 words each.—Household. •
Dish° n est Croupiers.
Bitch roulette table in Monte Carlo
has a chief, an. underchief and seven
croupiers. The roulette croupiers are
ordered to keep their hands ..spreada
lout open upon the table between the
'turns. Tina is designed not only to
I give confidence to the players, but to ;
'protect the bank against its own em-
ployees. Once it was 'found that a
croapier who seemed inordinately fond
of sauff had n spring bottom snuffbox.
Etitiry 110W and then he would set it
down on a gold Piece, and when he took
it up the gold piece was inside. An-
other croupier was discovered to have
a 'ort of funnel under his collar,
which ran down to a money belt. Ev-
ery now and then he would scratch his
neck, and every time. be did so tho
bank lost 20 francs.—Argonaut.
The Independent Boy.
The nonchalance of boys who are
sure of a dinner, and would disdain as
much as a lord to do or say aught to
conciliate one, is the healthy attitude
of human nature. How is a boy the
master of society! Independent, irre-
sponsible, looking out from his corner
on such people and facts as pass by,
he tries and sentences them on their
merits, in the swift summary ways of
boys, as good, bad, _interesting, silly,
eloquent, troublesome. He cumbers
himself never about consequences,
about interests; he gives an independ-
ent, genuine verdict You must court
him; he does not court you.—Emerson.
A flosotchman Who Smoked In Church.
Sir Walter Scott in his "Heart of
Midlothian" refers to one Duncan of
Knockdunder, an important personage,
who smoked during the whole of the
sermon from an iron pipe tobacco bor-
rowed from other worshipers. We are
told that at the end of the discourse
he knocked the ashes out of his pipe,
replaced it in his sporran, returned the
tobacco pouch to its owner and joined
in the prayer With decency and atten-
' tion.
Bottles and Souls. _
"Blow into anempty bottle," says
the oriental proverb, "and you shall
get a great response swiftly. It is not
so with a full bottle, which answereth
not, being too heavy with wine.
Therein is the soul like these, and
from the full soul cometh no echo to
. words idly chanted, but the empty soul
repeateth back each noise aloud."
Geology of the, Heart.
"No," said Maude pensively; "neither
Henry nor Charles for me. That's
clear. I will not let Henry propose be-
cause he hasn't got the 'dust,' and I
can't get Charles to declare himself be-
cause he hasn't got the 'sand.' How-
ever, there's old -Mr. Richfellow. I'll
keep my eye on him. He's got the
'rocks.'"
The Grotesque.
Canon Ainger, biographer and editor
of Charles Lamb, once uttered this
pithy saying; "You may preach like
an angel, but if you can whistle o a
t
it
stick p ople ignore your preaching nd
speak of you as 'the man who an
I
whistle ''On a stick.'"
What He Married On.
"Tom Higginside married, you say,
en $10 a kveek? That took nerve any-
how. What was he working at?"
"Nothing. It was the girl that was
earaing the $10."
if it troubles you to pick up anything
nem the floor and you are under sixty,
that means you are eating too much.—
Atchison G Jobe.
Rhubarb.
Rhubarb* is made more agreeable to
the eye by preserving the crimson color
of the raw`stalks. Choose the reddest
stalks and cook without peeling. Do
not sweeten until it is token from the
fire. A tablespoenful of orange juice
improves the flavor of rhubarb.
The Name Mose*.
it Is a curious fact, unknown per-
haps to a majority of readers, that
Moses of Scriptural fame was called
by eight different names in various
places in the Bible. Batista the daugh-
ter of Pharaoh, called him Moses be-
cause she drew him out o the water.
Jochebed, his mother, caile1 him Jeku-
thiel, saying, "I had hope1 for him."
Miriam, his sister, called hiba Jared
because she had descend after him
Into the water to see w1iit his end
would be. Aaron called Ibis brother
Abi Zanuch because his fa her had de-
serted their mother. Amram, the fa-
ther of Moses, called the •oy Chahar
because he was again reu 'ted to the
mother of the lad.
Kehata, the grandfathe of Moses,
called him Abigdor becau God had
repairedthe breach in t e house of
Jacob. The nurse of the randfather
of Moses called him Abi So ho because
he was- once hidden thr months in
the Tabernacle. All Israe called him
Shemaitta because "in days God
heard their cries and. re cued them
from their oppressors."
'A Useful C011in
A writer 'in an English c
eine once found in a colli
in Staffordshire a coffin
bread and cheese cupboard
standing hie erite's renso
told the story of the coffin
"Eighteen years ago I o
urcla maga-
r's cottage
used as a
. Notwith-
strance, he -
as follows:
dered that
coffin. The wife and me used to have,
a good many words. One ay she Said,
Myer_ be content till I see thee in
thy coffin."Well, lass,' I aid, 'if that
'11 content thee it '11 soon b done.' -
"Next day I gave direct' ns to have
the thing made. In a f w days it
came home, to the wife's horror. I got
into it and said, 'Now, la s, are thee
content? She began to c and want-
ed the 'horrid thing' taken away. But
that I wouldn't allow. In the end she
got accustomed to seethe it,
wanted to turn it to some
some shelves put in and rat
bread and cheese cupboar
niver quarreled since it ca
and, as we
se, we had
de it into a
We have
Preferred Hogs to
They tell a good one on
real estate n-b.n of Wau
time ago he carried a pro
on Beaver creek to show h
claim. He told the man
an exceptionally fine clai
land did not overflow a
would sell it to him for
man looked around and
some red mud way up in
asked the real estate man
that mud in the tree tops
did not overflow. The age
replied that there was a
and.
prominent
k a. Some
pector OVW
re a certain
hat it was
, that the
d that be
4,000. The
discovered
a tree and
hat caused
if the land
t pronaptly
ind of hog
raised over in the Chickasaw country
creek and
n the trees:
k over the
again and
e wouldn't
Id give him
ose hogs. --
which used to range on th
that they rubbed the mud
The prospector took a lo
land, glanced up in the tr
told the Waurika man that
take the -claim, but he wo
$4,000 for a couple of t
The Cranberry.
The value of the .cranber
dicinal agent was early re
the American aborigines, w
poultices from them to extr
om from poisoned arrows.
principle they are used no
etly for erysipelas, taken
applied as a poultice. In
typhoid conditions the acid
is specially commended, w
tics who lack gastric juice
fered cranberries. Eaten
said to be an excellent re
iousness. As a health f
ries should not be strained,
of their substance is lost.
as a me-
ognized by
o prepared
Let the ven-
n the same
as a rem-
ternally- or,
alarial and
of the fruit-
ile dyspep-
are also of -
w they are
edy for bil-
d cranber-
s too much
Sugar Making In 700.
The historian Lafittall, t e period of
whose observation dat • I back to
1700-05, describes how in March the
Indians make transverse in isions with
their hatchets, from which trickles an
abundance of water, which they after-
ward boil over a fire. He says the
sugar thus made has nearly always a
burned taste, but that
make it better an the In an women,
s
than he French
from whom they learned hew to make
it. Bossu, writing in 1756, is equally
explicit as to the source of sugar mak-
ing.
Nothing to Do
Towne—The last time
he was looking pretty blue;
nothing to do.
Browne—He told Me the
today when I met him,
quite cheerful.
Townes -Resigned to it, I
Browne—Resigned to it
appointed to it. He's go
job.
aw Jenkins
said he -bad
same thing
ut he was
uppose.
- No; just
a political
Soothing.
Pompous Customer—Tha
der you sold me the othe
good. The cockroaches fa
Affable Salesman — Yes,
the first stage. They get f
then die of apoplexy. Com
week and report again. An
do for you, nsa'am?
insect pow -
day is no
en on it.
sir. That's
t on it and
round next
thing I can
Heroic Sacrific
Belle—Do you think C
me?
Grace—I know it. He to
that he was going to shave
tache so that he could
thought to you. •
appie loves
7s,
d me today
Oft bis Daus-
evote more
Encouraging.
The Prospective Bride—
wish I had more experien
keeping and domestic life.
The Old Stager—But, my
had you would never get m
Brutally Fran
The Wife—What will v
eon liner. oo little witie to
elota,-: for roil.?
'a'ret(-1,--Have mo
Onl'S.—Exchange.
Sike Word, finiclese.ff
Where did that very common Word
-"fudge" come from,. and what does it
really mean? The appearance of. the
word in literature is in the descripUon
of the call of Lady Blarney and _Miss
Carolina Wilhelmina Amelia Skeggs on
the vicar a Wakefield's household:
"But previously I should have mention-
ed the very itnpolite behavior of Mr.
Burchell, who, during his discourse, eat
with his face turned to the fire and at
the conclusion of every sentence would
cry out 'Fudge!' an expression which
displeased us all and in some measure
dampened the rising spirit of the con-
versation." ,Does the' word come from
the provincial French ‘ifuche" or the
low German "futsch?" Or shall-- we
trace it to the story of 1700 quoted tqt
the elder Disraeli, "There was, sir, ite
our times one Captain Fudge, who al-
ways brought home his owners a good
cargo of lies, so much that now aboard
the ship the sailors, when they hear a
great lie told, cry out, `You fudge RI'
Fish That ,CannotSIVilln.
More than oneespecies of fish is met
with which cannot swim, the most sin-
gular of which perhaps is the maltha,
a Brazilian fish, whose organs of loco-
motion only enable it to crawl or Walk
or hop, after the manner of a toad, til%
which animal this fish to some extent
bears a resemblance, and it is provided
with a long upturned snout The an-
terior (pectoral) fins of the malthas
'which are quite small, are not capable
Of acting on the water, but can only4
move backward and forward. Beth
these and the ventral and anal fill8 are
very different from the similar fins in
other fishes and eould not serve for
swimming at all.
Other examples of- nonswimming
fishes include tbe sea horse, another
most peculiarly shaped inhabitant of
the sea, which resembles the knight in
a set of ehessmen, and the starfish.
Robins.
American robins build plattter and
dry grass nests ill tbe crotches of trees,
while the little English bird of the
same name, only about half al big as
its cousin in America, snakes a soft
moss nest on the groun& its breast is
a yellow, red or scarlet, lunch brighter
than the American bird, and it singe
even more sweetly, but it is of small
value as an insect destroyer., The
American robin, on the other hand,
has a much duller, quieter coat, a more
extended vocabulary, sounding manes
distinct notes of warning, real, joy,
etc., but not in so sweet a song, and ill
an Inveterate worm and. insect banter.
With only occasional lapses into vege-
it
tariai ism, at strawberry and. herrx
ripe time, the American robin la reallx
one of the most industdous al s -the
farirter can have.
4oS1lk'Y That Is Really Tin. _
Of course British critics say that the
practice 'of adulterating silk with tin
originated in Germany. At any rate, it
is common enough now.
All silk is mixed -with more or less
foreign matter to give It -weight and
stability. Vegetable substances were
formerly used for the purpose. In dye-
ing, silk the necessary boiling reduces
its weight about one-fourth, taking out
the natural gummy substances. The
waight is sometimes restored with tan-
nic acid. Tin is more corm:non—most of
all itt cheap black silks.
Very soft "wash" silks are apt to be -
pure. Burn a scrap, and nothing re-
naalns but ash. A tin weighted scrap
when carefully burned leaves a rest- -
--du= like excessively fine wire gauze.
sometimes
e in hose-.!
dear, if you
riled. 4
1
u do when
mend your
y to buy
Alcoholic Drinks.
It is well known that ale holic drinks
are much more injurious itt tropical re-
gions than in tbe north. Itt a lecture
at Bremen Dr. J. Bergmann explained
this as being due to the feat that alco-
hol paralyzes the pores of the skin and
checks perspiration.
The Derivation oi Qathraitaar.
In 711 A. D. the Arabs 'crossed the
narrow strait of Gibraltar and estab-
lished themselves around the famine%
rock whose name is derieted from their
leader. Field Marshal Tarik WAS one
of the leaden§ of the Arab invasion ot
Spain. Gebel is an Arable word mean-
ing montatain. The great rock, whic'
was by far the most censpicuous ob-
ject along the shores of the strait, WilS
accordingly named after Tarlk, Gebel
Tarik, or the mountain of Tara. It IS
easy to see how this laame became
changed hate its present form, Cabral-
., is
tar.
Marriage la Tu key.
The dowry of a Turkish bride is fix-
ed by custom at _about $1.70, vatich
amount, for politic reasons, is seldom
departed from, even by the rich. The
wedding day is invariably Thursday,
and the customary wedding festivi-
ties begin on Monday and last four
days. They are carried on by men
and women separately, and each day
is distinguished by a different cere-
mony. No spoons or forks or wines are
used at tbe wedding feast.
Something to Read,
Young Lady Customer—I -don't know
just What I want. Can't you suggest
something?
Clerk—Here's a book I think might
please you. It starts out with the
scene laid in England and—
Custorner—Ob, I don't care how it
starts. How does it end?
Hardily.
Willie (at bis lessons)—I say, par
what's a fortification?
Pa—A fortification, my son, is a large
fort.
Willie—Then a ratification Is a large
rat —Lyre.
They Did.
"Do minstrels take in tiiis town? in-
quired the advance agent of the Colos-
sal Black Cork troupe. 1
"Well, the last that were here did,"
restiOnded the innkeeper sourly
You cannot tell by the size of a man's
home the size of his happiness.—Tal-
map.
A Kaffir Tax.
Every Kaffir in Cape Colony must
pay a labor tax of 10 shillings a year
unless be can prove that he has worked
for three Mouths of the year.
Medals For Soldiers.
The first issue of Medals to Brititth
t tt owl was in. 1843 bit Charles L.
4,