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The Huron Expositor, 1903-06-05, Page 3A- '903 /24 ie. 1841 in 5 din, hewn leun, ocr ,ore ?.gor t;"„ o liven in Glatt, erZZOand ers04ality, Red bonnet to the ers rhoe only aIe s hie methee Ties devil:tea " contrives to reen the eitapie Fardie, the egratheee, the ;or when they despieeth nto trouble—en a etesy may be Ie derrneStie at a with all the n Great Britain aluiee humorist LOO 15c Gates datable,.e0071. azety. ritted b.iOpen either xsein a strong ao4 farm gate ultra Netting. alleaIkervillet rolau.N.,Pg 10.n you ex - :4S: 0/1. As a Qorne to us any kind of 341 cool. They Fessed at the ishz—cooIness ads you need. 1The quantity any quantity - benefit. 1st oods-, ea, L Hormel, L. fay' ace. tion, ean • . • JUNE 5, 1903 IMPORTANT NOTICES.. rear.Ar hIONEY.—Private funds to loan at 4i per la centon good !security. Apply to E. R. HIG- GINS* Brueefleld. 18364f OTIOE TO PIG BREEDERS.—The undersigned al_ will keep for service on Lot 82, Conoeseion 9, MeKillop, the thoroughbred Euglish Berkshire boar, LOtd Clinton. Terms V- at the time of service with the privilege of returnieg if neoesaary. JAMES A. email. 184541 OR SALE Olt TO RENT.—Lot 83, concession 7. McKillop, containing 104 acres, all cleared and in * good state of cultivation. There is good spring water, good orchard, welt fenced nod first class buildings, If not sold will be rented tor a term of rave. Apply to ROBERT CAMPBELL, Seaforth. 1817x8 WARM TO RENT.—A goad 1C� acre farm in Stun X ley to rent for a term of years. Within two trifles of Bruoctield etealon. -Good buildings and about 70 scree cleared, a et fenced and in a good State of cultivation, A good orchard and plenty of water. Apply to W. SCOTT, BructAeld. 183641 FOR SALE, E1011. SALE.—Bakery, grocery and restaurant. X First chits businese. Prcprietor wishes to re- tire. Address EXPOSITOR OFFICE, Seaforth. 1848x4 TIOUSE TO RENT.—Mrs. James Meath's comfort- MILI table dwelling situate cn Ord street, Seaforth. Premises in good cendition and will be rented reason- ably, Apply to JAS.:WATSON, Agent, Seaforth.' 18464! • r".., IIOTEL FOR SALE.—The licensed hotel be- tween Seaforth and Brussels. In good repair. Terms reaeonable.. Apply to W. BLASIIILL, Wal- ton, or to J. RANKIN, Seaforth. 184541 FSALE.—Four good, straight bred Shorthorn bulls from imported etock of good milking strain. Also a few good cows and heifers in calf or laith ealf at foot. ',DAVID MILNE & SON, Ethel, Ontario. 184041 DLACKSMITII SHOP TO REn.—To rent the JID Blackmail shop at Beechwood. This is an ex- cellent stand, a lure a good business is being done. The preseat tenant is going into business in Sea - forth. Petstsien given June let. For further par- ticulars epply to O. C. Reck, Brodhagen, or to G. K. lifOLLAND, Beechwood. 1845.x4 'DOR SALE.—Seeond hand 8 horse power engfrie in good repair with nearly new set Pickering gaveroora and balance wheel Price $40. Aleo amoke stack used five years about 35 feet lorg, 12 inches inaide diameter. o ith guy wires. Price 810 L. McDONALD, Walton. 18494! lgarOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE OR TO RENT.— . Ji For este or to rent the 2cmfortab1e- reeidence on North Main street, Seaforth, lately occupied by Janne Crozier. The house oontelns 4 bed rooms, paler, dining room and kitchen, hard and soft water. Also a good garden. This is a troet comfortable resi- dence and is cenveniently located. Will be sold cheap or rented. Apply to ROBERT THOMPSON, Brussels. 18384! CatTORE AND DWELLING FOR SALE OR TO RENT.—The etcre of the undersigned, near the railwey atatien in Seaforth, will be sold cheap or will be rented on easy terms. It is admirably adapt- ed for a grocery and provielon store and is favorably eituated for basins es. There is a comfortable dwel- ling attaehed and a gcod stable. It will be put in first class repair for *good tenant. Possession at any time. Apaly to WM. MAeTERS, Beafcrth. 1838-tf G''FAR3I FOR SALE.—Lot 32, Concession 3, McKillop, containing 105 acre', all cleared, well fenced, maderdrained and in a good state of cultivation. Tt ere is a two story brick dwelling, a large bank barn with 1 ret class stone stabling- under- neath and other -outbuildings. There is I lenty of never failing water and three acres of an orchard. It is within two mi:es arid a half of Seaforth and is ore of the nicest situated and best farms in the township. It will be ao'd on easy terms. Apply on the premises or addrcss Seatcrth P. 0. JOHN Meal ILLAN. 1844-tf TALI,7ABLE PROPERTY TO RENT.—Mrs. Wm. V McCulloch desires to rent hcr property situ- ated on North Main street, Seforth, which gomprises seven acres of land, a comfortable frame dwelling house and frame stable. The dwelling is in that. class coeditiora conveniently laid out with stone cellar under the kitchen. Hard and soft water on the premises, also a good orchard of young bearing trutt trees. This property is nicely located and is suitable for a r. tired person or some one who a 'sties to engage in market gardening. Apply to MRS. MoCULLOOH, over W: N. Watson's office. 18424f FARM FOR SALE —Estate of the late John Scott, containing 92 acres, being Lots 16 ard 17, Con- ceeston 15, llowick. Good frame house, bank barn, pig pens, wells at house and barn, also never failing spring. Convenient to church, school and post 4ffiee. Cie -prise Muth—Steam and Water power, water privilege, 9x18 King B. chopper, 18 inch .plate in good repair; also one year's wood. Istaan—Con- tairing 40 acres and several emaller islands. Fishing and boating. F tted up would make an ideal sum- mer resort. Will be Bold seas -nobly. Apply to sit. T. and O. L. SC9TT, Lskelet P. 0. 1840x4 CENTRAL Hardware Store Coil Spring Wire at Bottom - Prices. Agents for London Fence Ma- chines—We sell them al Maker's Prices. Portland Cement, Spades and Shovels Sills & Murdie HARDWARE, DR. McGAHEY'S 27m. -nr".windrd 7.101-ses- Cores heavett. Heave Ctire chtonie niTertions the throat and 1iing9. The only medicine in the wurla that. NIt111 Cure the above ills. ease, making' t lie nritinal soznei in wind and useful t o his owner. iri.e, $1_50 TIM De. ikict:AFDII MLUICINK Keanptville. Ont. MeGaheyat Condition Blood Tablets and Powdets for sick Cattle and Horses, 260. Sold by J. S. Rob erte, Druggitt, Seaforth. 1842-52 Special Attention teo Horseshoeing and General Jobbing. Goderieh street, Robert Devereux SLACKSPAITH and CARRIAGE Opp. MAKERin: Seaforth RED CEDAR SHINGLES. The undersigned wishes to announce to the public that having bought a large quantity of the thtee best brands of red oedar shingles, and by getting a liberal discount for cash, is prepared to sell 'them to cus- tomers at prices that defy competition. - S. LAMB'S Lumber -Yard, Seaforth. HEMLOCK LUMBER. Raving in etook at the Seaforth Lumber Yard a very large quantity of all the different lengths and widths, is prepared to fill any- bill that is presented ithe very best quality of Hemlock. S. LAMB'S Lumber Yard, Seaforth. PINE. Having bought a large quantity of pine from. a large firm.jo Muskoka, I am getting pine dreseed both side et er One side, for flooring, ceiling; wide plank for water troughs; epretoe and balsam tor gravel boxes, light and durable. Also white 'cedar shingles XXXX and XXX and XX of best make 10 Muskcka. Large stock always on hand. S. LAMB'S Lumber Yard, Seaforth. I347x4 i it — a. are: HE st HURON EXP084TrO.R. 80101110u4si Hornets.: - , By, a great many people Arabia is supposed to b the:hoine of the horse. From ancien-- Roknaa, Greeian and .Tewish histolwe readily learn that the horse was unkuown in Arabia long after he was a common factor in the life of southern Eurepe. The horse was scarcely known to the Hebrews prior to the days of • Solomon, that worthy and illustrious sovereign hav- ing been -broUght. Into closer contact withthe horsie by his marriage to a daughter of Vharaoh, the reigning king of Egypt, who e gorgeous wedding out-, fit was suppl her of elegant the Service of The appear animals as th streets of Jer of a ew jealo .Solo on's pop Afte his mar prineess Solo from his fath did le mufti bree4Ing that use required, stables and 40 enthd by a large num- horses, adapted alike to war And the chase.- nce Of thoae beatttiful y sped swiftly along the Wein excited the envy s princes, but added to larit Witth the perigees. , lege w ith the Egyptian ' on began buying horses = r-in-laWt and so repidly • them by purchaSe and 1 those kept for his own as it is' written, "4,000 000 stalls." , His 'Ern pOken Opinion. Richard M. net, the artist, honest. in his opinion and blunt in its expres- sion, was app eciated by budding stu- dents. What e eald in criticism 'scene - times necessit ted the destruction of a picture, -but th advice eventually was , profitable. A lady cane( On Mr. Hunt one day, requesting hie te select a frame suit- able for a sket h svhich a dear nephew had painted. "A frame. In harmony with the thought suggested by the pic- ture," was desired. Artist Hunt betook himself to the woods. A. few days after he called on a picture dealdr, Saying that he wished the sketch fralrned in the material he had collected. "Impossible!" 'exclaimed the picture, dealer. "Can't frame the picture with this stuff. It's rotten wood." _ "You must," said Mr. Hunt gruffly. "This frame is to be in harmony with the picture." 1 The Blood as a River. The blood is 'a ivery river of human life, its pulmotarly and systematic cir- culations .constituting an intricate net- work of canals, making the body e net of corporeal Arosterdena or human Vet - ice, writes George Dana Boardman in "Ethics of the R3cidy." Each corpuscle is a barge, moviug -with varying ,rates of speed in differentem.rts of the body, tailing through the capillaries at the rate of two inches a minute, rushing throug-,h the arteries at the rate of from twelve to twenty feet a second, cease- lessly carrying on the organic fungtiens of the body by perpetually exchanging freight, depositing at the depot of this and that tissue e'xygen and taking up dioxide of carbon. What money is to society that blood; is to the body. It is the means of exc auge or the circulat- ing medium. Being R stored to Caste. A Fyzabad Iirjdoo was restored to his caste by the following process of "purification." He lost caste eating cooked food in a!railway carriage, in which persons of another caste were traveling. He bad to pay his Own w.eight first in rtele, the value rea hing 180 rupees, and then in wheat. - .fter being twice weighed in this way he was made to I1 on ' a square stone while his body Was covered with ma- nure, the face Ouly excepted. He was then taken up ty itevo men and thrown into the river, and after a bath j was received by the Brahmans, full* re- stored to caste fellowship. • Might Have; Made a Differenee. , "I say," said' Berkeley to lais twife yesterday at d neer, "you didn't say anything to an., one about what I was telling you the1 night before last, did it you?. That's a seCeet." "A secret! Wliy, I didn't .know it was a secret," she replied regretfUlly. ."Well, did you: tell it? I want to know." "Why, no; I never thought of it Since. I didn't know it Was a secret." 1 Chalrae ter. "The only thing that walks ,back from the tomb wilth the mournere ind reflises to be bitried is haraOtee." That is true. What a min is, sur- vives him. It 4eer can be uried. It stays about th home whi his foot- step e are hardlthk3re Ile more. It lives In the c eunnity where he was known; hence e should take care to build into our character o4ly beauti- ful things. Rig t at Home. "Now," said Iris. Biggleson's cOusin at breakfast on the morning aftee her arrival, "don't make company or me. I want to be trle4ed just as if I Were one of the fami y." "All right," eplied Mr., Bigglesen, helping himself1 to the tenderes.t part• of the steak, "We'll try to make you feel right at heme." Distance tent Enchstroiment., Sorne aneedoteist tells a stoev o 'Washington Infing, who was fond of the theater and Who on one occasion went into tranSports _over, the acting of a faraous wcirnan star, yet when an accommodating friend voluhteered to introduce him I he instantly replied: "Please don't. t It, would destroy the illusion." - Thoiutglht She Knew. "Say, mannua," queried little Elsie, "What is a stagiparty?", "Stag, my dciar, is an abbrevietion of staggee" replied the k.not-eing 'moth- er. 1 _ Economy doe S not.mean 'atinginess, but the ert of 'making the moSt and best Of the means and materials at hand. .MARRIAGE ImICEN,SES . , IAD AT THE HUM EXPosiTOR OFFICE, SilAFOR ONTARIO NO WITNE SES REQUI4D. brie WOOD'S NORWAY PINE SYRUP Stops the irritating cough, loos- ens the phlegm, soothes the in- flamed tissues of the lungs and bronchia' tubes, and produces a quick and permanent cure In all eases of Coughs, Co1ds,1 Bron- chitis,; Asthma, Hoarseness, Sore Throat and the first stages of Consumption. Mrs. Yorma Swanston, Cargill, Ont., writes : ,` I take great pleaeure in recom- mending Dr: Wood's NorwayPine Syrup. ; I had a leery bad cold, rcould not sleep at night for the coughing and bad pains in my chest and lungs. I only used half a bottle of 'Pr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrtfp and was perfectly well again." Pries 25 cants a bottle. 1.11111111111111111111111M1111111M1111. INN igf,dagpospollollillillallina dile' illtif illi 11' V-1 i Ill al ea 14 ii egifogms twellatis,1111e, IV i 4.: as JE;Ai faIJOIrilaill awe its!' I,: i4,ktV1-_$ All Slat- Fri IS WWI = inseeners ' adels'am'a omens ====............ .4.0.2...a Lateral wires, all high carbon, _spr ng steel, upr ghts heavy haeci wire all in one pieceit 14 to the rod. Sold by CHE8NEY & SMILEY; SEAFORTH. 1845-10t SPRING THOUCIITS 1, tt is very annoying to 'find, after the work , is done, that your time and mousy have been wasted. This is often the case after iireing Parisi Green, Hellebore, 'new:A Pew - der, Sulphi buy your insecticides at te of Copper, etc., of poor qnal- ity. If yo DO 0E1E11:3 •ria ROBERTS' ptHG STORE, SEAFORTH You Joan rely upon the quality. PARIS GREEN. I sell.only Berger's English, it is always pre.25e in lb lots ; less in larger quantities.' HELEEIORE Often fails to give rerulte because the stook is old, aneseems to lose strength by being kept. .As it has been my custom for many years to deetroy all left over, Tru can raly npon the qeality bought lion' J. S. Roberti. INI*ECT POWDER May be pure; and still worthlees as an insect killer, iherS are three, grades, the best being ground from the budbefore opening; the second heal the opened flower ; and the hird from the flower after growing old, the atter is eallirely worthier's, and is used fre- quently for adulteration. I have just received a lot of pure INSECT POWDER Oround from the unopened bade, and guar- antee its quality. SULP"-IATE OF COPPER le now very, high in the wholeeale markets, and will KO have to be advanced. I am , yet selling it at 100 a pound and wcu!d rec. Commend tt.ose who intend to spray to buy. ib at once at ' Roberts' Drug Store 'Olir MY HEAD! HOW IT ACHES! NERVOUS 'BILIOUS SICK !PERIODICAL sPASMODIC HEADACHES. Headache is not of itself a disease, but le generally calmed by some disorder of the atom- , ach , liver or bowel& ' 1 -: Before you can be cured you must remove : the cane°. - 1: Burdock Blood Bitters . will do it for you. It regUlate, the stomach, liver and bowels, pHifigstnellibjzth and tonrr.up the whole nye. ‘DT Seeds Seeds ATalhe seorth ea Storte All kinds of field 43d garden seeds— Mammoth Mug red mangold seed, yel- low ietermediate mengeld giant eugar , beet, also giant long red mangold, tur- nips-4Sest,Lathing, purple top swedes, and Cartirre imperiallpurplatop swedes, Sutton's champion perple top swedes, ,Greystone, turnip, golden wax beans, buttor -beans, peas, Iwhite beans, seed corn, Dutch set onitnI and Charlotte onions, and large- evoking onloes. I have few varietieel of potatoes,both early,kedinm and leite—the early rose, She mil ion dollar pellet°, the beauty of hebroni and. the Empire State; early peas and beans, and all ,kinde of garden havileede sOrale pure maple syrup, at 250 a 1 quatts, and honey at 10e a lb. I have Rome fine epy apples, and. the fined-- oheese4-September Make—at the right p tr eid—ce . Wanfteeh butter and eggs, for which • • the highest market price will be paid: A. G. AULT SEAFORTH. Th The speak, splitti exagg day. lighte also f of ano posses, from can su and th hope t .the be who is must dignity a LIttJ asm o hope t Te De on the The ta and A lish an ed the tors. this is proces the th what i Mind of the Modern Acton mind of the modern actor—We of course, of the many, n.ot ef s in his dancing legs, his side g grimaces, his "business," his rations of peculiar liveof to The mind thus devoted to the tasks of jocularity, skipping om one author's jokes to those er on a moinent's uoti,ce, as itS or skips fro town to town and tage to stage is not a mind tha denly turn ti the c nthmplation study of Sh skespe re with any at the lines of the .oet will ge er of the en ounte 'The acto to play. Sha espeate acceptably ot frivol aw ay hi intellectual , One cann t sing "Mary Had e Lamb" wi all the enamel - his soul f r 300 nights and be equal to he M gnificat or a un or Siegfri d's R ine journey three huudr d an. first night. ks to which, he moil ern English erican maneger p ts the Eng - 1 American iktor h ve destroy - old school f She espeare ac - Now, we ar not saying that not for the best; that in the es of the ev lution of ethe arts ater has not natur4 lly become is,—Harper' Wee ly. ' "The an art, little ' throug It is in. • little i When gles. put ins shape a mold outside the jin, of the wh the hal "Wla sleigl is full hell is 't can ts all bell th in the good 1 make a w Sleigh B In Ar making of s eighl ' says an ir xi fou on ball is to big the holes ii the 1de. How dil it ge. -on ball is c lied ou shake th sleig u making th bell t de a little b, 11 of f the inside of the is made, just the of the bell. his m let inside is )1aced utside, and t e me ch fills up he sp and the mold. n the mold is taken bell, but it Will n f dirt. The hot m made of dries the 't e shaken o t. A haken out o the little iron 3 uglet bell and wil ring. any years to think sleigh be111" Made. ells is quite der. "The o be put in ell, and yet there? The he jinglet.' bell it jin- e jinglet is ud, just the bell. Then hape of the d ball with in the mold al is poured ce between off, you see t ring, as it tal that the irt so that ter the dirt oles in the ill still be It took a out how to he Ministe ,"" Fa ily. At a conference o mini 'tars of one of the mailer American de iomivations the cee stion of the .ins ffl.ciency of some o the salaries Iwas b ing argued. One brother who it as sta ioned at a missiol post made #1 strong Plea for an inereasin salary. "To p •Operly pro- vide mi. family witLi the •ecessities," he said "iS a seriousl probl m." "How many hildren hay you' asked a sympat letic brother of the' cloth. "I have fur boys, an I each one has a sister," was the pro pt re ly. Imme- diately the sympath tic fri nd took the floor. "How is it possib e that oar brother can provid even 'the beret necessi es for his el ht ebi dren"— "I did not- say- I had 'gilt e ildren; the boys h.s ve the same ister." A Def nse of the pants Woman. More awful rubbis is w tten about the people,- especial y the women, of Latin ountries tha of lmost any- thing e se. Take them al the spar- kling d ughters lof Andalu Ila, the no- bly grave women of the estiles, the enchan ng Valenci nas, the ruddy cheeke women of tie Astiirias and of Galicia, the roust1 and wholesome Catalo lane, the p oud ragonesas, and the make up a nation 1 grouping of wo oo en hard_to urpas for charm and ve ve. Salary an Wag or. Daug ter — Yes, la:, the a are two yotmg en who havEl asked me to mar- ry, -and both are nic fello Fathe .—And are both i ,a way to support you? Daug ter—I think Iso. P 11 tells me he has tidy salary and eorge says be is re eiving good ages. Path r—You choos Geore, and you will in k.e no enist ke, I -think. .At any ra e, it's safer to m rry a man who ha wages than one w1i� has a sal- ary. He Saw the Flug)", out Walking with eksmitb e,hoeing a ming home Said, man Who nakes did?" asked Little Elmer while his nur e saw a bla horse and upon ret a, I „saw th oday.", ou sure you "Slam borses "Axe ma. efee "He 'h saw 111 behind ourse I am d one nearl . He was am- " rep led Elmer. finis ed when 1 ust nailing en its His T ial. "Ah, am, so you' e been in trouble, eh?" "Yes, Jim." ."Well cheer up, man. Adversity tries us and hows up our better qualities." "Ah, ut adversity didn'titry me. It was a s lemn old judge, an4 he showed tip my vorst qualities:" "Do disposi girl wh palm r "How ion, wh "Then sition." mething In the Fl ou know yon can on by his teeth?" believes in signs, ading. Interesting!" said o did not believe ack must have a x 1 fug. 11 a man's asked the bunips and er compan- anything. hien dispo- Those Whew Roost. New me—They ;tell me hens never lay egg4 at night D d you know that? Subbubs—Oh, yes. Newcome—Strange isn't it? Subbubs—Not at 11. AU the hens are roosters at night you know. - _. The life of every Man is ,a diary in which he means to write one stbry and Writes another. a Oriental' View of Womanhood. The oriental idea of : the freedom svhich,American women enjoy does not accord with that of Americans. One Ilincloe lady extaressed herself as great- ly shoeked that American men should compel their women to .go about in pubhc unprotected, their faces exposed to the gaze of strangers, and a Hincloo gentleman with whom we talked thus expreseed himself on the subject of orimital treatment of women: "You say. that we do not honor our womeu. Why, let me tell you that all Hindoe boys, till they' are ready to learn the ways of men, are taught by their mothers. We are subject to our mothers, and we know what you occi- dentala do not yet seem to realize—that to have good men and -good citizens we must have good mothers. You will hardly e find a Hindoo man, whatever his caSte, daring to go against the counsel of his mother. Cate you say as much for. American men?" Could as much, do our readers think, be seld for American men? There are no asylums for helpless fathers and mothers In the orient. So long as there is a corner and a crust to be shared the parent S in the oriental family have the share.-7Household. Smoking In Spain. , In Spain people smoke inCessantly under all' conditions, at all hours and in all Places, except in church. Men smoke en the railway carriages; they smoke in all the tram cars; they Smoke in all the minor theaters; they smoke In all the restaurants, in the hotel din- ing rooms, and, of course, in the cafes. In business offices the merchant and his, clerks smoke. In shops the shop - man; while trying to sell goods to a lady, will stop to roll a cigarette, Which, when lighted, he will puff in her face. You see conductors and driv hack whil pee/ rs of tram cars smoking. All the ey cabmen smoke all the tline, even coachmen and footmen of te carriages sometimes smoke on the box. Beggars approach you, ciga- rette la mouth, to whine for alms. If you ask for tickets at a railway ,office, the clerk lays down his cigarette, as he hands you the dingy bitseef pasteboard. The iimumerable peddlers all Smoke cigarettes all the time.—J. A. Hart in Argenant. .Origin of the Tomato. The English word of direct Indian origin Most frequently in use is to- mato. A native of tropical or sub- tropical Ameilica, it was cultivated by the subjects of the Incas and Monte- zunias, 'as well as -by the other semi - civilized natives, long before the ad- vent 0 Europeans off this hemisphere under the name of tumatl or tomatl. Though introduced, into Europe al- most ae early as its congener, the. tato, it Wee many years before it made • its way into, 'popular favor. , There it was first known to the English as love apple, ta the French as pomme d'amour and to "the Italians as pomi d'ainore, and these names are still in use; per- , petueting the old, widespread notion that its use as food had an infinence on the amatory passions. 'aelLool Customs In China.: Many' strange school 'cuetoms prevail ,in China. The girls in that country seldom go to school unless they are the children of very rich people. School work begins before daylight, and after - studying their lessons aloud for two hour!' the pupils recite them. They then gothome to breakfast, after which they return and study again till. din- ner time. In the afternoon they go again tO school to prepare lessons for the fallOwing day. By this time it is night. This goes on every day of the week, far there is no such thing as the Sundeyholiday. 'Billion and Trillion. , Th re are two systems of numera- tion ii use atthe present day, common- - ly called the English and the French syste sl In the former the .billion is a milliOn of millions, a trillion a mil- lion of pillion§ and each denomination is a milllion times the one preceding. In th hitter (which is the system used in the Inited Statos) the billion is a thouan1 millions, andea,e,h denomina- tion is 1 thousaud times the preceding. Why He Was Single; "Whyl don't you marry?" asked one Frenelunan of another. "Because I must do it on certain con- ditions." "What conditions?" "Well, you know, the lady must be beautiful, rich and a fool. If she isn't rich and beautiful, I won't take her, and if she isn't a fool she won't take me!" , She Coluld Spell Toe. W ile. waiting in the reception room for heir hostess some visitors were entertained by that lady's four-year- old dagighter. One of the callers re- markedto the other: "She s not very p -r -e -t -t -y." "No,"4inetantly replied the child; "I am not 'very p -r -e -t -t -y, but I am very s -mart -r -t." The Publinhers, Error. "The Publishers told Arthur that he would: have te rewrite a good portion of hie, book before they could bring it "Humph! I should think they would have' had him rewrite some of the bad portions." Musical Diagnosis. "What ari awful voice that man'm got!" said the manager, who was lis- tening : te the throaty tenor. "Call that a voice?" said his friend "It's a disease!" r ' , The Same Thing. , - A NeW York paper asks, "Will man become lebsolete?" - Don't most of then get ; marriedle- ColunibUs Enquirer -Sus. Uniess the soap you .uSe has this brand you are not getting the best Ask or the Octagon Ear - 245 1 AiUCTIONEERS. rpHOMAS BROWN, Licensed Attotioneer for the Counties of Huron and Perth. Orders left at A. M. CampheIrS implement warerooms, Eleaaorib, or Tun Exrosircirt Office, will reoeive prompt attention. Satisfaction guaranteed or no charge. 17084f TAMES 0 MoidICHAEL, lieeneed auotioneer for el the ecitinty et Huron. Sales attended to in any part of the °minty at moderate -rates, and satisfaction guaranteed. 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The ceown really dal not become the head cOver;ng ofhin until the times of the ChristLen reties :Ifter the might and power of p:,:an P.oine Wore broken. Before those days the crowning ws.g done with a helmet This change in t1a4 method of crowning the rulers is type ical of the changes thnt occurred in the spirit that animated nations and races in the selection of their kings. The first kings and chiefs, after th0.. world had emerged from the patri- archal forms of government, were se- lected almost altogether for their prominence as leaders in War. Thug, gradually, the chief of the army bee came the chief of the na.tion. Almon all the ancient kings were military despots. Then, with the prevalence of Christianity and the overthrow of the oici governments, came the new rulers who claimed to rule by divine right They, too, were almost ail ratiltatz despots, especially in the beginning, bit the world had progressed far enough to demand more proof of aue thority to rule than mere brute power. Travels of a Bullseye. A. German scientist says that if a merksman at noon on a cloudless, wbadless (lay sets Ilia rifle so that it will cover the bullseye of a target .the gun will in the same position the next day, if it also happens to be cloudless and windless, shoot "high left's "The bullseye is apparently attracted by the position of the sun or of any other lu- minous point," says the scientist, "and apparently during the day follows the course of the sun in a semicircular ike on the target." This seemingly changed position of an object under the changing influence of light cannot, he thinks, be produced by refraction nor by the changing temperature of the air nor by chang- ing barometric pressure. The change of position is instantly responsive to the sun breaking through a cloud. It cannot be akin to mirage, because the shooter would then have to lower his gun at noon instead of elevating it as he now does. Glory. Olory is but a transient dream that giVes color to a sleep bespangled with illtsions of greatness; a mirage, glit- tering, but unsubstantial, hevering above the oasis in the desert of life at whose fountain many a weary travel- "‘ er would quench his burning thirst that he may press -on to grander heights. It beckons us on to where the broad light plays on -countless gra.ves of those once called great, hut now forgotten, upon whose gravestone is 'chiseled the mocking pleraee, "Sic transit gloria mundi." 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