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you any entantity
e and benefit.
he beat good; aed
7.ir. S. r. Manletk
'e you will have
orepared for the
'are yout last
come in. Con -
nen you will be
-
finaneea Our
heapest—rivality
tlirm d out by us
word with us.
a In Soutja Africa.
'-, ulcers, Felons, Shift
Bruises, nest eldst
triCEe
Zephyr.
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before living
.ace Ourtains for
of - our speoiala
er Spring. Alt
y oihex line; ae
f.trtment, gettiitg
LYTH.
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Qter vacort t•u
e eprieg mouths
ear for making a
-t why. :20 to 30
$35 tn 60. per
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• ; 3 lbsof
rtelire Ltvranta
(a for 25.4 5 lbs.
re w figa for
the. tapioca
Cti for 253, 10
lbs. globur salts
-a firli for 25e,
head cheese
:ring, Lake Su -
half barrel at
.▪ 51 ; also
= hat r..1, also by
f eared meats,
corn meal, oat
n, Balt by the
ads of garLdell
•:IES,ej.kver and
.mi turnip seed.
and • egss, for
:et / :ce will be
MARCH 20 1903
-ammiimammosalmsalmommimmmoor
WEAK IN THE ALPHABET.
/cone Letters That Men Can Never
Learn to Make.
ar
"Why Is it that with some men some
letters of the alphabet are harder to
make than others and, in fact, that
there are some letters that some men
never learned how to make?" asked a
young man who takes eonsiderable in-
terest in the matter of handwriting in
the New Orleans Titles -Demo -ant 'It
is a rather singular fact that nearly
every man outside of the experts is
weak on one or more of the letters in
the English alphabet. Sometimes the
letter involved is a capital letter; some-
times it is of the smaller kind; some-
times It is one letter and sometimes
another. In any event you will find
few men who are exempt from the fail-
ing referred to.
"I know of one man who in spite of
the fact that he does a great deal of
writing has never learned how to make
a capital P. He simply makes a stag-
ger at it, and, as a rule, the result of
his efforts will Wok more like a small
p than like the capital P. I know an-
other man who can't make a small f
Ito savnthis life. He can never get the
lower part of the letter below the line.
He makes it look like a clubfooted b
instead of an f. There are others who,
when they try to make the small b,
give it the long shank, and it looks
more like the letter f.It is rather sin-
gular that these traits should hang on
to. a rean'e writing for a lifetime, but
They do it just the same, and if yon
make a few inquiries among your
Mende and acquaintances you will find
_ that but few at then] are -exempt from
this fault.
"It is very much like the habit of
, spelling certain words incorrectly:
Many men who are rated as first class
spellers pass through life without ever
in a single instance spelling certain
word k correctly. It is due to habit'
largely. If you should ask them how
to spell the word, they would tell you,
but, when they go to write it, that is
quite different, and they will get it
wrong every time. So they know, too,
haw certain letters should be made, but
they simply can't put them down on
paper. It is. a curious but common
fault."
ANIMAL ODDITIES.
Birds never eat fireflies and really
seem to shun their vicinity.
-North American reindeer usually se -
le& an aid doe for their leader.
- The temperature of a swallow's body
is extraordinarily high, no less than
112 degrees P.
Cats and beasts of prey reflect fifty
times as much light from their eyes as
human beings.
The average lake trout lays 6,000
eggs each season, and the whitefish a
greater number.
The female English viper does not
lay eggs. She hatches them internally
and brings forth her young alive.
Parrots are usually vegetarians,
though the Kea parrots of New Zea-
land have developed a fondness for
sheep:
Garfish, sunfish, basking sharks and
dolphins all have the habit of swim-
ming with their eyes above the surface
of the water.
Your Signature.
811011id be pleased to excbange
cards with you, Mr. Barrow," said
Charles Willips, extending his. They
had met for the first time. "Pm sorry
I have DO cards with me," said Barrow.
"Allow me to write my address in your
memorandum book." "Do you know
that is a very dangerous thing to do?"
Willis remarked. "It cost me $240
once. I had the habit of carrying no
cards and signing my name in a new
friend's notebook, just as you are
about to do in mine, always on a blank
page. One day, after a convivial even-
ing, I was presented With an I 0 1:1
for that sum, duly signed by myself.
It was impossible to dispute it. I had
to pay up. But I have never since
been so free with my autograph." "By
George, I never thought of that!" cried
Barrow. "Suppose you write my name
down yourself."
Imnrovingn- Cpou Nature.
-What on earth are you doing in
here, Tommy?" asked his mother, peer-
ing into the darkness of the henhouse,
a -hence had been coming for five min-
t's or more a series of dismal squawk-
ings, aecompanied by a loud flapping
of wings.
"I am trying," said Tommy, who
seemed to be doing something with a
knotted rope, "to fix this rooster so his
alarm won't go off before 7 o'clock to-
morrow morning."
Business.
Merchant— Did you find out what
that gentleman wanted?
New Clerk—No, but I found out What
he didn't want.
Merchant—What? How dare you—
New Clerk—And I sold it to him.
Benefits of Foreign Travel.
'How did your husband enjoy his
visit to the Alhambra?" inquired the
friend of the family.
"He was tiekled most to death," re-
plied Mrs. Caswell. "He killed a snake
t lute."
Knew What He Wanted.
Politician—I'll do what I can to get
work for you.
Citizen—I don't want work; what I'm
after is a city job.
Poverty..
He—But poverty is no disgrace.
S1re-1.7m-m, no; but there are no
medals connected with it either.—
J 'Age.
A man never knows what- a con--
seieeee lie has unfit asked to tell a lie
to some one he never liked very
well anyway.
Itireotory for 1903,
l'ilft-rAt, T. Mr-RDIE. Rceve WinthrOP P. 0.
-1(111S `4. N, COMIC linr, Seaferth P. 0
eti A itLlea LITTLE, Coo exihr, Winthrop P. 0.
JDUN M['EtRY. Onurniihr, Beeohwood P. 0.
GEORGE sMI1'I1 Councillor, Winthrop P.O.
CIIQ
JOHN C. MORR SON, Clerk, Winthrop P. 0.
k.VD M. WI-- Treasurer, Winthrop 1'. 0.
SOLOMON .1 S1ANNON, J. P., Sanitary Inspector
Winthrc,p r. 0
esteseuemerenneweneinusennunteenneeseweseare
BURDOCK
BLOOD
BITTE
MAKES
PERSANIENT
Of such severe diseases as scrof a,
running sores, salt rheum or
ec-
zema, shingles, erysipelas and c
cer, as well as boils, blotches, pirh4
ples, copStipation, sick laeadad
dyspepsia, and all disorders'of the
stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels
and blood.
Burdock Blobd Bitters alw#4
does its work thoroughly and com-
pletely, so people know that when
B.B.B. cures than they'r Curd
to stay cured. —
Imponwaym NOTICE
OHEAP MONEY.—Private funds to lo n at 04
cent. on good teculitr. Apply to B. R. IG -
GINS, Brucefield. - 18$6ftt
OTORE TO /MT.—To rent In Seafor b oho to
best business e*'ands in the town. Has
tired kr a number of years for milliner for Ve
there is a.first class epenlni. Mao ro .ms to
over store, newly fitted up and in fir t chin
dition. Arply to MR.9. JAMES GILL PIE.
18t8tt
the
etn
!Oh
Olt
DARPA TO RENT.—A good 1C0 acre rm in
ley to rent for a term of years. Within
miles of Brimfield station. Good b tidings
about 70 sores cleared, m .01 fenced an in a
state of col ivation. A good orchard a d
water.. Apply to W. SCOTT, Brucefiel
tin
t
mad
o tcl
pleat pi
1836 tt
PASTURE FARM -TO RENT —To ren the 5i) acte
pasture farm. being the East hal cf LPti 17,
Concession 3, McKillop, for I a term of years. Ap-
ply to TOBIAS NA_SLI, care :of Turner umber PI..
South River. 1 5914
MEACHER WANTED.—Telcher want
1 section No. 2, tom nship cf Grey, II
male cr female, bolding second or third
erste. Duties to commence on the 14
1903. Address ALEX. STEWART, Sec
urer, Cranbrcok P. 0.
d for Sc
ron oeu
lass ee
h of A
etsry-T
MEAGHER WANTED —Teaoher want d for o1
1 Seo ion No. 1, Hay and Stanley, H fon 04u
Dutlea to commence 18t of Aptil next. Appl
ing experience Pnd salary expected to HOMA
JOHNSTON, Drysdale, Ontario. '180
-9STRAY HEIFER,—Came into the premit,e
V the undersigned, Lot 18, Concentio 2. Hib
about the 15th of Deoember last, a, yea old be
Tlwowner can have the eame by provl g prop
and raying charge*. JOSErff DILLO , Dublin
168
o I
LIAM TO RENT. -3C0 !tete ham, we
ee the Sth concessioa jot East Wa
nate 21 miles from Bedgrave and belt g t
the late MI a, John Bette, 011 be rentc
gether or in parcels as re quipc d, or 100a
buildings, can be purchased at a reas
For particulars apply to Myr Sarah An
St...lacabs P. 0., or telt. Va etone, Win
1 impto ell,
vanosb, BO -
e ebtatti Of
eithhr te-
rve, without
able P
the* nei,
ham.
1138 3
E OR TO
ed, near the
d rhea Or
ably sid pt.
is favor bly
able td ell -
be pu in
aseasino at
f,rth, °
1888- f I
STORE AND DWELLINFOR SA
RENT.—The stcre ot the undersig
ailway station in Peaforth,will be a
will he rented. on eley term4 It is adn
ed fcr a gracerv and pr,v1sien stpre and
situated for business. , There is a ccmfp
ling attached and a good stable. It wil
first class repair for a good tenant. P
any tie. Apfly to WM. 1,14TERS, Se
REAL ESTATE, FOR SA E.
020 ACRE FARM FOR SALE.—In best who'd)
O in Southern Manitoba. Ninety ao es rea y
ars per acre. v
wheat next year; 60 , acres ray. Good new
and granary. Twelve dol
other LI moved and prairie farms for sale. W
CHAS. E. SHAW, Bax 17, B hisevain, Manitob
17 7 -
et
fdr
be
ral
1!
ir_TOUSE AND LOT FOR ALE OR
11, For sale or to rent thel acmfortab
on North Main street, Seaforth, lately
James Crozier. The house contains 4
parlor, diningroom and kite1en, hard au
Also a geed garden. This is a most oom
denee and 1 is conveniertly oeated.
cheap or rented. Apply te ROBERT
Bruseels.
RE
e ret•ile de
ceupi d
bed .r o ,
sett
rtabl • r si-
Ill be ota •
ROM St9ht,
18 8-tf
yl, ARMS FOR -SALE ALSO BRICK ESID ANO
IN SEAFORTH, ONTAB10.—The uderligetil
has for sale a number of choice GAMS iii his vi laity
all first clam lands with varying improve eats. Oz.o
a good 220 acre grass farm. Plenty of oney an' be
made out of this and with llttIc trouble, imply b $-
ing cattle in the spring, graz me them f r the s
mer and selling in thef.11. In fact thi plea hs°
made money in •this m ay, evsry year 1., th pst
irty years. Also a fine readcnce in Se forth With
about 4 acres of orchard, gardens a dapl askine
grounds to be had at a birg in. Terms reaso ah14.
r particulrrs apply to W. OOVENLOC , Se oath.
18 C-tf
DARM FOR SALE --For sale, weat bit of ot ia
U and east halt of Lot 13 on the Ilth cone 361011
of hleKillop, containing 75 acres, in g od et- te of
cultivation, well feneed and underdrai ed. 1 here
is a log house, flr,4 class back barn with stone stab-
bling, a good beating orch -al and a is ver ailing
• spring. It is within 9 mil of Seater h and n.)14-
venient to school and oth r convent° me. Thie
farm will be said cheap in order to inci It the
mate. If not eold by the 10th of Ap w '1 he
tented Ap4ly to ARCHIE ENZIES, Wlnthrpr., ar
HUGH GO ON, Seatorth. 18 8-tf •
. -
uAR51 you SAL. --Th undersigned cff a kir
ssle that valuable farm prat:arty k tow ise Jot
6. Like Road West, townahl !of Stanley, and fatioUt
2 miles scuth c,f Bayfield on he Bauble L ne. There
Is a good 2 story Mich dwelling with tchee and
woochhed, ai.scitwo good eizel barns, a elle, sheds
and other outbuildings, gocd huh beari g criharel,
2 wills and about 20 acres of good • mod wood bush.
The prepetty will be sold cheap and o ver3 EithEIV
terms and if not ecti within { a reasooab e t'ma Will
be rent{ d for a term of year. to a good, areal. pro.
gressive tenant. For further partiout re apply tis
GEOlIGE PETTY, SR., He sall P. 0., •x 61. ,
18.304
1v1ILBUR.N
Are a combination of the active pri f :
the most valuable vegetable reuiedi .s for i113-;
ea -es and disorders of the Liver, Sto4aaOh and.
Bowels.
Sick Headache, J
burn, Catarrh f th
ness, Blotches and
undiee,
Stomao
Mute
Dyspopaia., Sour
Bash, Liver com
Muddy Complexe°
0.1
,
tonatteh,; V'Taterl
;ant, 8541ovit /1st
. • '
Sweeten the brtatli and lear avra all wast,
and poisonous matter fr 07.T1s11::olisIte!scit4ticIrrindo.1:93.intai,ori
I 'rwe '25c. a bottle or 5
oorInE, T. MILBcaz/ .
Red Cedar
Lots of them now
best make. Call an
THE HURON. FAXrOSITOR6
N'S FIVE SENSES.
CURIOUS FIACTS ABOUT THEM NO
GENERALLY KNOWN.
The Nerves of Taste Are Paralyze
by Either Very Hot or Very Col
LitintidieThe Ear Is a Wonderful
Organ—The Eyes Easily Deeel *ed.
For some
parts of th
the percep
With the tip
and salt, w
things and
acids. he
surface ias
at an.
unknown reason diff rent
tongue are assigned for
on of different tastes.
we taste sweet subst nce
th the back we taste »Itte
witla the sides we test
iddle part of the tongue'
carcely any sense of tast
The lo g n med substance parabrome
benioic ulp inide produces a moat re-
markabl e ect, for it gives a sense of
sweetne s t the point of the tongue
and of itt rneSa to the back. pure
water taste sweet after sulphate of
magnesi . ,
1
We c n o ly = taste things in eolui-
ton; hence 1 tile tongue were petted,-
ly dry iii wo id not be affected,by th
settitt'otzest fla ored substance in a dr
The taste nerves are paralyzed b
very hot or very cold 'liquids. After
drinking veiy hot or ice cold wate
we eould n t taste even such a 1sub
stanbe ae qulnine. This fact supplie
a useful hint foF Consumers of ill fie+
leiredi medicine:al
Smell, tho gh the least useful, IS th
most delicat of all our senses. W
can sm 11 tile three -hundred -million
part of 4 ge in qf musk. No cheneica
analysis can 'detect such minute quan
tities. he lost powerful microscope
would n t r nder a particle ten thou-
sand times 13 large visible. We coul
not taste it were it many thousan
time S as lar e
While we este liquids, we can Mel
only gases. Fl11 your nostrils with ea
de cologiie, d you will experience n
odor whate r. Fine as our- ,sense o
mita is, it h s deteriorated imme sely
since the ti e When our forefat erS
were wild oen.; The Calmucks can
smell ail e campment twenty r11ea
away; the eruviruis can distinguish.
all lie Sout Anaerican races by theit
odor.
But smell
tible of culti
white man.
fumes end
theie traini
'faintest diff
The otgan
most marve
in the bady.
ear acts; as
sound wave
than an ern
is alike in
construction
1 i
sounds vary
brations I per
for ed by
the 4irgari of
orgai that i
theact tha
of a iparatu
up ot two ro
four outer
Sepal:it° pa
-,
Man er the
tunell to cliff
vibrate they
e
mit an impul
To be music
good organ
Why is it
glass with
pleastipt sou
called the fu
which ie vei
mental 1ozie
rnuc1 sp ce
acne ,s t1te
globe, e c.,
tone.
el
s a sense highly suscep
atoll even by the moder
sealers in tea, spices, per
rugs, in consequence o
can distinguish the
renees in odors.
'of hearing is one of the
ons pieces of mecbanism
In animals the external
a trumpet to collect the
; in man it is little more
tient, but the internal ear
Otto So wonderful is Its
'that we can distinguish
lag from forty to 4,000 vi -
Second. This feat is per -
portion of the ear called
orti. What a wonderful
may be understood from
It consists of 5,000 pieces'
each piece being made
s, one inner hair cell and
air cells—that is, 35,000
s.. In some mysterious
ds, -with other things, are
ren notes, and when they
cause the hairs to fram-
e te the nerve of hearing.
1, therefore, is to have a
Cao
r
t
i
.
tscratching a piece of
etal causes such an un -
id? Because it is What is
damental tone of the ear,
high. What the funds. -
exactly is would take too
explain, but if' you filow
uth of a bottle, a hollow
ou get its fuudameatal
The e r is deceptive organ, and R
is often a matter of guesswork to tell
wheece so- nd comes. Indeed, if you
place th op n hands in -front of your
ears asic cui e them backward souuds
prodUce in ronit will appear to ceme
from} be Intl
Hielmai be ihgs Lnd monkeys see Most
things itb ath eyes. Our whole field
of visio !. ex ends over 180 degrees or
half la c rcle The middle half of this
we see wit1 both eyes together, but
the quatter at each side is seen only
with one eyel
Ath
ll • oer nimals see most things
only. Scarcely ever can
eyes on anything at the
ut there are donsider ble
A bulldog, fdr insta ce,
sely approaches the con-
nkey. The larger the pu-
er the quantity of I ght
the eye. Large pu iled
tore, see the world lIn a
1
with one ey
they fix Ibotl
same tinie.
variations.
somewhat cl
ditlob of a rn
pil the grea
which entel
people, ther
brighter, and more cheerful state than
those with sleuill pupils. 'They can see
things betteil In the dusk or at nig t -
1
As; every 'one knows from the op icel
illusion pietarea. the eyes are"e sily
dece'wed. Al!white square oti a b act:
grouud 'appears larger tban a back
square cal t ie same size on a bite
ground. Re. near green looks red er;
blue near yellow looks bluer; : wibite
ude ear blaI oks whiter. 1
)
Touch reaIlyancludes several se ses.1
Thus thI
ere re spots on the skin w dchl
feel heat odly, spots -which feel nly
coldspats nileb feel only pain, s ot
,
whieb ...feel bnl4 pressure and spot
wine') 'Lcd lckllng. ' These spots ar
supplied wit i nerves capable of d in
only one pa ticular duty. The s nsa
tions of the kin are grouped by p Ysi
ologists int ' three kinds—touch, al
and teinperature.. The skin which cov-
ers a scar b s only one kind of s Lisa
tion.I It can eel neither pressure (t iic
[Ironer) oor leinperature, but percilve
pulp very iteutely. The tongue 1 ttli
most seusiti e of all parts to touch, th
forehead and elbow) to heat or col I
We only trOit M sights and., so nds
We never c ream tastes or smells I
Wt' &emu of n iltrwer garden, w se
the tlowets, but. do not smell them. 1
we dream o zi dinner, we see the e Lb
ee but dont taste them. •
N. CLUFF
Planing Mill -
& SO
Seaforth.
issa•U
MARRI GE LICEN E
ISSUED AT
THE HURI N EXPOSITOR OFFIOf
6-1111AF6RTH, ONTARIO.
NO WIT ESSES REQUIRED'
WRESTLINQ WITH S'3USSIAN. it HOW HUSBANDS SHOP.
The Traveler Wanted a Tower and,
Finally Got it. .1
A'e H. Savage Landor, in his book of
travel,- "Across Coveted Lands," :re-
lates an amusing railway incident that
occurred in Russia while he ivas en
Mute to Persia. 1 I •
"Unable to get at My toWels packed
-in my -registered baggage and ignorent
of tbe Russian language," he says, "I
inquired of a polyglot fellow passenger
what was the Russian word for towel.
4o,thq-t 1 could aele the guard for one.,
qtalatiensir • said he, and I 'repeated
apalatiensi, palatiensi,' so
as to impress_ the word well upon my
memory. Having enjoyed a good wash
and a shampoe Iand dripping all oeer
with water,I rang for the guard, and,
sure enough, When the man came I
could not -recollect the word, At -last it
dawneduponme tbat it was 'pale -tin -
ski,' and `palatieuslzi, 1 asked of the
guard. To my surprise the geoid
smiled graciouely, , and, putting OD a
modest ilia replied, I`Palatinski niet,
parusiel' do not speak Latin, I speak
only Russian'), and the more I repeat-
ed 'palatinskir "putting tbe inflection
now on one syllable, then on'the other,
to make him understand, the more flat-
tered the man teemed to lee, and mid-
estly gave the shine aeswer.
-"This was incomprehensible to the un-
til my polyglot Yfellowi passengertcaine
to my assistance. `Do you know what
You are asking the guard?' he said.in
convulsions of !laughter. 'Yes, I ata
asking for a palatinski—a towel.' 'No,
you are not!' and he. positively went
lino hysterics, Talatinski means "Do
you speak Latiu?" How an you 'ex-
pect a Russian 'railway guard to speak
Latin? Look how incensed the poor
man is at being mistaken for a Lath
scholar! Ask him fer a pelatiensi, end
he will run fella towel.'
"The man did:rune:in the magic wend
being pronouqed and duly returned
with a nice 'cienn palatiensi, which,
however, AVRS Of little use to me, for I
had by this thee got dry byetheniatural
processes of dripping evaporation."
THE PERIPATETIC BEAR.
Summer_ Outng of a Mother Grizzly
and Her- Young Ones.
I
There is a deal or discussion 'among
limiters later big game inthe moun-
tains concernifie the sort 'ef fathers and
'
husbands griZz y bears make, say S a
1,
writer in Outi g. . The consensus 'of
opinion seems jci be that bruin is an nn -
fa i thful, hearilesS spouse and a On-
temptible father. Ile will help Mme.
Bruin seek a eave or an opening in the 1
rocks or anoontain side, where their !
cobs may be I born, and he will carry
a dainty morsel, such as a sheep, a '
calf or part bf a cow's carcass there
for his mate's food, However, ti few
days after the cubs are born in the
family circle; he will leave the home,
probably never havieg any 'further ac-
quaintance With his -spouse and her
oirepring. Thereaftee,Mme. Bruip must
make her owi Way and provide for her
cubs. Unlik the black bear, which is
a jolly, fun leylog father that rolls Old-
frolics with Ilis baby children, ethe male
1.
grizzly will hate nothing to do with
the cubs. i me Grizzly ander chil-
dren are companions for tweettimmere,
and they 1111,6ernate rolled together ,in
a ball of fin for abOut 100 deers, dur-
ing -the coldest days of winter.
The mother' bear and her young trav-
el far and Wide, moving principally at
night. Kit Carson said that the 'wide
les
tu-
a
at
:id
to
he
y -
he
A blouse That It Was Certain Would
Not Please the Lady.
The pleasures of shopping are as rig-
orously denied to "mere man" as are
the advantages of whistling -to fair nee -
man. The decree, being nature's owP,
is universal, and the attempts made tie
contravene it are few and unsaccesS-
ful. An exception. more apparent than
real, was made a few days ago by is
uxorious Berlin husband intent. on pre-
senthg his better half -with a new
blous
the fi
,fided
lady
'good
' silk—
Ile hurriedly entered one of
st shops in the capital and con -
is Intention to the graceful young
ssistant. "I want a blouse — a
inc. You understand. It must be
he best silk:" -
I "May I ask what color you prefer?'
'inquired the superior young saleiwond
.an, with a smile.
I "Oh, I'm not particular about the co].
r, but I may say that it may cost from
30 -to 40 marks." _ °
"And the'cut?"
.1 "Th cut? Well, I really don't much
care. After all, it comes to the, same
thing.'
"Ma I ask about the lady for whom
t is d stilled?"
"WJ y, she is my wife, of course!
Whor else did you"—
"I bag your pardon. What 1 meant
Was what is her size, at least approxi-
mately?"
"It oein't matter in the least. Please
pow es e some blouse, one blouse, any
blouse and let me go, fer 1 am in a
hurry to catch a train." I
"Wi h pleasure, sir, but if you can-
not gi e me an idea of the color, cut or,
+idze o anything else to guide me how
ean I ope to suit you?"
"Gi e me any blouse you like so long
price is between 30 and 40 marks.°
n't matter a straw what cut or
r size I choose, for in any case
ain to be changed. I told you
a lady!"—London Telegraph.
es the
It doe
color
It's ce
it is fo
'range of a family of. healthy geizz
in a summer season is almost ince
lable. He had reason to _know o
mother grizzly and her two cubs_ t
once left their hibernating cave am
the southernIspurs of the Rocky mo
talus in NeW Mexico one spring in
forties, crossed the Colorado and
oming, were seen in the mountains
Montana and were back in New IN
leo again for another winter before
following October.
Didn't Patronize Her Father.
A young woman living in a subm an
village turned her graceful talent or
dancing to account by carrying on e
instruction of the yoUng folks in he
neighborhood in that art. At the e -
ginning of tbeeterra her class was at-
tended by an awkward, overgrown irl
e -ho was much in need of such cult'. re.
She was the daughter of a local un er-
,
taker. After two lessons she disc n -
United atteudance, and one of her ac-
quaintances asked bet why she 1ad
given up her lessons.
"Well," said she, "Miss Blank ne er
patroeizes my father, aud so I w n't
patronize her school."
Buying Precious' Stoners. ,
II buying gems ahvays beg, buy r or
borrow a microscope and eiamine the
stone carefully through the tell ale
lens. Flaws invisible to the naked eye
which depreciate or entirely: des roy
the value of the gem will be easily .ec-
ognized. It is really throwing mo 'ey
away to invest in costly stones witi out
this examivation, as many jewel lo ers
have found to their cost—Good Ho se -
keeping.
He Got the Limit.
"Do you believe there is anyt ing
prophetic in dreams?" I
"Believe it! 1 kilo* it. Only the
other night I dreamed that I was at a
church fair and awoke to find that ray
wife had been through my pockets and
taken my last sou."'
Permission.
Fond Afotber—My son, did not your
father fbrbid you learaiug to. smoke?
Young America—No, ma. When I
asked him if I Might_smoke, he said,
"Not much!"
Distant Relatives.
"I have only the most distaut
tives."
, "Has the flit -idly died out?"
rIsio. They have all become rich.
ela-
SHbPS IN, JAPAN. •
The loors Are the Counters and
S 'ratting Plumes of Buyers.
To s art a Japanese shop is the sim-
plest -Laing in the world. You take the
front off your *house and arrange your
world] possessions on the floor.
Jap nese floors are raised off the
street, though nothing is raised off
them. The transient customer sits on
the el ge of the floor sidesaddle. A
real 51 opper who /neaps td do the
thing roperly cliinbs up on the floor,
which is also the counter, and squats
011
Real Japanese shops hi aye no doors
r windows or counters. phop windows
England do not leave1 much wall in
he frontage, but even, an English shop
window does not take the whole front
of the house. .. e ,
• The Japanese have not many regular
Shops. There are very few streets Of
ehops even in Tokyo, which is as large
jEts Berlin. Foreignets never buy any-
thing but curios. If they are fools,
they deal with sho i kept by Euro-
peans; if they want largains, they deal
With Chinamen.
There are many Chinese shops in
treaty ports. The Chinaman is cheaper
and more reliable than the Japanese.
European -shopkeepets do not set tip iii
Japan for philanthropic eeasons. Jap-
anese shopkeepers are the lowest class
of population excePt - the outcasts.
Servants and laborers take precedence
of them in society, and ,precedence is
the hobby of the Japanese. •
You have a different bow and a dif-
ferent salutation for a mime who is be
ow you or your equ I, and several for
he people above yot . You have even
different language , or each, and Jap -
nese writing wriggl s like carving on
heir temples.—Londa n Standard.
Didn't- Botl er. IIIm. .
A German clergym n who .was tray
-
ling stopped at a he el much frequent -
'd by wags and jok. rs.' The host, not
°hag used to havintr a clergyman at
ils table; looked at tIm with surprise.i
rile guests used al their raillery ofi
vit upon him with ut eliciting a re -1
nark.. The clergyin u ate bis dinnerl
'luietly, apparently vithout observing
I
be gibes and sneer of his neighbors;
pne of them, at last in despair at hie
orbearance, said to lin: "Well, I won-
er at -your patienc . Have you not
leard all that has b en said to you?'
r011, yes; but I am sed to it. Do you
know who I ant?" No, sir." "Well, I
will inform you. I am chaplain of a
imatic asylum. S eh remarks have
o effect upon me." -
his heels
L A Russian auk -note.
The 100 ruble ii te of Russia is
LA
from top to b ttona with all the
lors of the rainbo , blended as when
hown through a prim. In the center
bold relief stands Ia large, finely ex -i
cuted vignette of -the Empress Oath-,
rine I. This is in black. The other
engraving is not at a 1 intricate or elab-
orate, but is well one in dark and
Light brown and bla k inks.
Belated K naness.
Mr. Smith (in s
take my seat. -
Mrs. Jones (who
fifteen minutes)—No,
at the next corner.
Mr. Smith—That's
eet car)—Madam,
as been standing
thanks. I get off
11 right. So do L
No Use 'at All.
He (who has offended her)—Won'
you Wok up at me?
- She—If I did, you'd kiss me again.
He—No; honest, 1 won't.
She—Then what's the use?
A Rerraindex.
Dearborn—What have you got tha
string tied about your finger for?
Wabash—Oh, I've been getting mar
ried, and my wife doesn't want 1et
forget it.
Hypocrisy becomes a necessity for
those Who live scandalously.—Delfinod.
There are very few cleans-
ing operations in which Sunlight
Soap cannot be
age. lt makes
and clean. .1
used to advant.
the home bright.
1B
AUCTIONEERS.
TH'unti.
CO of Huron Perth. Orders left M
AS BROWN, Li used Auctioneer for the
A. M. Campbell's impleme t warerooms, Searorth,-or
Tin lEzzoinron Office, wi receive prompt attention.
Satisfaction guaratleed or no °barge. 1708•tf
TAMES G. McMICHAE licensed auatioceer for
th 4 county of liurcn. 8s1es attended to in any
part of ihe eounty at rood ate rates, and satisfaction
guarantaed. Orde s left t the Seeforth pobt cfliv
or at Let 2, Con ession 2 Bullett, sill receive
fron-pt'attettlon.
. , 1832 tf
A uctrioasERIN,G17-13 8. Phillip, *Licensed
. Auctioneer for Oa counties of Huron and
Perth. ' Being a practice Ulmer and thoroughly
understanding the vain of farm stock and imple-
ments, places me in a bet r 'position to realize good
prices. ; Charges modentte Satiefactiois guaranteed
or no pill% All ordere left at Monsen post office or
at Lot, 43, Conoession 2 Hay, will be promptly
tended to. - 1709-tt
Ba01 aches: of WODICE,
Not One woman in twenty has a
i strong back.
i
Bactedit() Is the cry of Weak Kidneys
for hilo.
Baoc eche lathe warnhw note of much
more [serious trouble to come, B not at-
tended to Immediately.
Backaohe can be cured quickly and
. permanently by using
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.
The great and vell known Kid-
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thousands of women. They will
cure you.
Mrs. IL L: Lane, Mapleton); N. B.
writes: "I was greatly troubled witll
Ba.cka.che and pein in iny side. I
saw Doan's Kidney pills advertised, so
thought I would give them a trial. After
the first box I began to feel better and
I took two more to make a complete
cure. rbonsider Don's Kidney Pills a
good, honest, reliable medicine for all kid-
ney troubles and can highly recommend
them."
50e. per box or 3 for $1.2.5. All dealers or
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Any sum MON
from
$1,00� funds
tO lades
terms
$7,000 to R.
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forth.
Ones
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I All visible writing
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ire, and BIick-
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ibbons, ate., and all
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MOND, Agent.
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Have you Clothes
RENE VED
No necessity of getting
will send your last year's e
SEAFORTH
ew Spring clahas if you
it to the
YE WORKS
Old clothes made to loo like new. Dyeing and
cleaning cf ladies' and gentl men's clothes 'aspecialty.
and satisfaction gusrante . All wool goods guar-
anteed to give good Battu( tion on shortst notice.
Shawls, curtains, eto., at moderate prices. Plaase
An not fail te give rue a call Butter and eggs Silken
In exchange for work
HENRY Nimaaci,
1792 Oppcsite th Laurdry, North Hain Strut
Seven ?dillion boxes sold in
Aeliewessiorewassalesimessieessissmomprolli
BEING A GOOD FELLOW.
It he Lobni• G nieNi the Long -Run
Por
Any seneilee yeung man ought to
eo ire he ra;.'l be up late nights
14.; slunta, 1 e in full pos- '-
session of ills faculties for business the
next day, and he ought te know' also
that a man must be clear headed and
in full possession of bis faculties to
hold kis own in the keen eompention
of lift. Your "good fellow" is popular
for the time being, but when his money,
is gone and he bas lost his job and is
on his uppers the "good fellow" busi-
ness doesn't get him anything. Ifs'
"poor fellow" then—another good man
gone wrong, and "the boys" are ready
to bail another "good fellow" who has
the price.
We don't mean by aids to say that
"the boys" are mercenary. They don't
altogether pass up a "good felloW"
when he goes broke, but it isn't the
same. They say he hit the booze too
hard and couldn't stand the pace. They
feel sorry for Min, but he is out -of It.
His geed fellowship doeSn't exeuse him
even hi the eyes of his friends for hav-
ing thrown away his opportunity.
The young man who gets the .sieita
hes system needs, is temperate in his
habits, lives within his means and
shows up for work in the morning with
a clear eye and active brain—thafa the
man business men are looking for.
They want employees -whom they:eau
trust Having worked hard and laid
by a competence, they want to throw
some of the bierdens off, and they won't
throw them off on the employee who is
too much of a "good fellow,"
Cut it out, boys. There's nothing In
it. There's a whole lot of nonsense 111
that "good fellow" business. You taift
fool the public very leng by living be-
yond your Means an4 keeping up ap-
pearances., There must be a sbowdown
some time or other, and that means a
loss of self respect and many bitter ex-
periences. Marty a bright and promis-
ing business man has failed because
he tried to travel Is too sivift a dam,
whereas had he lived within his means
heanight bave become a highly success- ,
sui merchant.
The world doesn't glee up its treas-
ures easily. It Isn't in the cards for all
of us* to be millionaires, and mighty,
few of the "good fellows" get into that,
class. It's better to earn your way
first and go hunting for good times
when you have readied the point where
you can spare beth the time and the
money. Then possibly you'll have
more sense and have a different notion
about what a good time is.
An Enemy of Pansies.
There is one enemy for which the
patisy lover must watch like a. lynx,
and that is a little green worm that
seems made on purpose to devour pan-
sies. Where he comes from or why he
should exist at all in a mystery. But
if you find your little plants stop grow-
ing and see the leaves perforated with
small boles and your blossoms gnawed
behold, yotir enemy is there. Eternal
vig,ilanee alone will save you. Your
face must be brought to the surfaee ef
the ground. Kneel and turn up -every
leaf. Doubtless you will find thesmall
green monster 'curled up and hiding,
sueking out all the juices el' the plant'
and so becoming exhetlyi its -color,
wIlich makes him so difficult to -tilde -
and if not checked he will utterly de-
stroy It. He will devour it in a few
days.
The Boy,
A boy is an odd piece of furniture,
but he is the ground and chief ingre-
dient of the man. Delude not yourself
with the belief that the boy is 110t all
he pretends to be, for he is a great deal
more. He is an incomprehensible fel-
low to any one but another boy, and
because he will presently grow itito
f
the awkward between bay and - ies
period, that separates boyhood &An
manhood, and to a lumbering idiot
then, don't. signify that be fe an idiot
now. He never is But his chrysalis
state fetters him and makes hint seem
like one sometimes.
The boy is an right.
He sneeeed.ea.
- A man arrested for murder bribed an
Irishman on the jury with f200 to
hang out for a verdict of manslaugh-
ter. The jury were out -a long trim
and finally- came in with a verdict of
manslaughter. The man rushed up to
the Irish juror and said; "I'm obliged
to you, my friend. Did you have
hard time?"
"Yes," said the Irishman; "au awful
time. The other eleven wanted to ac-
quit yer."—London Answers.
The Last Dueling Clergymen.
"When did clergymen cease to fight
duels?" is a startling inquiry in Notes
and Queries. It will be news to many
of us that they were ever fond of that
exhilarating pastime. But, as a Mat-
ter of fact, the Rev. Mr. Allan fought
a duel with Lloyd Delany, Esq., and
killed him in Hyde park to 1782. lie
was convicted of manslaughter and
fined 1 sinning plus six months in New-
gate.
His Venal Preference.
"What kind of meat have you tbis
morning Larry?" asked the board ef
trade operator.
"Well, sir," said the butcher, "Pile
that's just buolitv'et—me some
got some fine bear steak and some beef
Iambi"
Quite Another Thing.
"He was unable to meet his bilis, 1
understand?'
"Well, that's where you're wrong.,
He couldn't dodge them,"
Leave your worries at -home when
you travel. Yo0 can get a fresh -sup-
Ply anywhere. ;
PJA
..wariradmthen.weseroushiniethod,i sump&
not expensive. N. iar. aa
pay. /MEE. A practi
ustrated treatise on theacea.
Into cello of Lump Jaw, free if
gsosu teknt l'Iva:to, '22, 01 erv Ai So:
Fleming Orcto.• (*samba&