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The Huron Expositor, 1900-06-08, Page 38,190 1111011111111.11111111111 r THE IGNATURE THE PER EOF rr.s.ufze betties, only, It Iowanypne to sell or promise that it iU wer every par- ) OS -410 evert wrapper., .N111.11111111, re Store uW we are of Parlor, Also a New line of iu.vittiun to theIAA goob, and Mr. S. T. Holmes, 7X1.0111N1' 10TORIA 71:31=Z. At)f;IP.cuir. cl made. Brass 1rings, Seventh ator all the lateet inprovements, 'vating and xabirs, I fitted with - •! :entice Tuuth m.ee ar- iet ion aril ratchet talogue tat free.) oil Ont. aver Nitsia Greater •(.1 at,oil and is n will cot ton cloth- ' and hats: 'ut rongly re til,e head, as it e (nen -tdoue to the •ft,11 for ehildren. rrei 4-a. liLOCE, .3 dirt c!lonsonMotto, Seaforth MT Da JUN1 8. .1.9Q0 THE 111.10.000.1.11• IMP6RTANT NOTICES. Ai -AWNS WANTED. -Three or four good stone maeone wanted immediately apply at JOHN. meEwEli_li near l-Ionsall. 1894x4 R SALE. -A second-hand crest n separator mit. able for farmer_ with 6 to 12 OOvre, is in good order and will be sold cheap. Reason for. selling, ' want a larger one. Not used much, J. D. WALKER, 4604.3 Buoys, Ontario, TEACHER WAN.TED.-Applies.Iiona will be ro• aelved by the seerotarv of richt/GI section No. 9, township of Wry, up to t o 7th a July, for a male or female teach', holding a second clam certificate. Pereonal applieetion preferred. Duties to begin after vacation, ' ALEXANDER M HAY, Secretary School Section NO, 0, Grey, Monerit , P. 0, 1681.4 rrro- 1lENT.-IT1 e comfortable «.oupled .ty Mrs, Iffuldrew, Thelmmc is in stood repair, and ti hard and iloft eater on the premise ACK of land. Apply at THE EXPOS! Olt SALE,- A comfortable story hduso on North Main street,' north cf the Qtrrs,n's Hotel. Thu rooms end -a Et platdid well. AIJE feyth. ry frame house n EgmontlYillo, ro is plenty of Also about an ort011ioo. 109241. and a half tram oatorth., 4 doors ousel contains 7 . EITOBIE...Bea- 102--tf • TOUN BiATT1, Olrk qf the aecond Division • Court, County Commissioner, of Huron, Con. replacer, Land, Loan and Insuranos Agent. rands inve3ted and to Loan. Oftloe-i-Over Sharp a Deno' store, Main eked, fleaforth, 18.69 BEES AND POULTRY.- 20 co I co. In gcod painted hives, each. Also full line ef bee k DWI taken In txebango for su) Poultry. -A grend pen of Whit winners at Carnulale biggest ghoul,. large, good color, a very deeirable table. Eggs for batching $1 pa HARTRY, beeforth, ARM FOR SALE. -For sale Lot Dielfillop, e4ot&iniflg 100 sore cleared and ready for crop, being wt end well fenced ith ceder and bia0 arm le timber ael pasture. Thor obard and three g od wells, There house and wood tied, a barn and a also sheep house, pig pen, impleme other necessary 000 buildings. It the north gravel road and le cony° churches, poet cflice, etre. Ie 7 mi And ten miles from Bromide. Is is farms in the township and will be a as the proprietor ,wishoi to retire, promises or addrees Winthrop P. 04 SON, onto, of Italian t from 06 to$6,60 opera' guppliee, plies. o Rocks, prize • Black Minoroaa, owl for eggs and settiog. 1081.tt Concession 10 , 80 of which are 11 uodordrelned ash. The bal. is a email or. a a good frame Lblee 66(80 feet t house and all 11 miles east of ent to school., • from Seaforth no of the beet d on easy terms Apply on the WM. MORIti• 169841 STOCK. FOR SER OE. B0AR FOR SERVICE, -The under ignod will keep for service on li,ot 8, Conoeeelo 7,Tuckeremith, athoroughbred Ternkvorth boar, Terme $1 payable at the time of periled. JAMES ST taNG. 167,3 tt -110 PIG BREEDERS. -The under on Lot 26, Concession 6, L. R. a thoroughbred Ci van Worn Pio bred YOIK8111R3 Pm. A limited nu be admitted to each. Terms, $1, p of service, or $1.60 if charged. White Piga for ogle. JAMES GEM /11A4WORTH BOAR FOR SALE VICE. -The undersigned will at the Brueefield Meese Facitory, Tiunworth Boar, with registered ; payable at time of service wi turning if necessary. Also a num bred young Tamworth Boars and 111:1011 Mo0ARTNEY, Bruciefield. grunt will keep Tueleoretrah, lso a thorough - boy of sow e will able at the time a a few"Chester LL. 1608-62 D FOR BED. asp for service, thoroughbred digree. Terms, privilegeof re of thorough - Bowe for sale, 1406.tt STOCK FOR SA1, 0110.11T HORN BULL FOR ALE, -Twelve O., months old, roan in color, olig hie for rogistra • tion. Apply on Lot 26, let, Conossinn, London Read,14 miles south of Brucefield.. JAMES PAT, ERBON, Bruottkid, e 1080-tf f I I' ,. 11 er%(0.':, , ret uviari 7 - - • Our direet cOnneetions will nave you time and money for allipoints„ Canadian North West Via Toronto or Chieiago, Britieh Columbia and California •' points. Or rates are the loweet. We have them • truit everybody and PULTerMAN TOUR - SST OARS for your accommodation.. Call or further information. terand. Trunk Railway. - Trains leave &Worth and Clinton stations as ollOws :.40tNo Passenger.. .. . .. Passenger.... . , Mixed Train,. Mixed Train........ Glorno EAST - Passenger......... Passenger.. Mixed Train.... .11MATORMU Clunrros. 12.40 P. ht, 12.66 e. M. 10.12 P. 11, 10,27 P. M. 8.20 A. M. 10.16 A. M. 8.16 P. M. 7.06 P.M 7.63 A. (. 7.38 AM. 8.11 P. 1.1. 2.66 P. M. 6.20 P. • 4.85 P.M. Wellington, Grey axO Bruce. Cionio Nonni- Passenger. I Mixed, Ethel •10.06 r. 'ht. 1.40 P. IC Brussels.. .. - 10.17 2.10 Bluevale.. .. 10.30 2.86 Wingham„ 10,87 8.16 GOINO Sotrril- PassenI r. Mixed. WIngham • 8.60 A. 8.66 A, hi. Blauvelt] .. ....... ... -7,00 9.17 - Brussels.... ...... _ -7.10 9,46 •Ethel 7.24 10,02 Loudon, Huron an Gomo Noirrn-t " London, depart • Oontralla Exeter. Herman. KIppen • Bruvefield Clinton. Londosboro Wingham arrive,- ... (WINO StArril- Wingliarn, depart- liolg rave I,ondeeboro Clinton P.-rtwefield Kippen. nonsall_ ......... Centralia. London, (arrive) - 1. Bruce. Passenger. ' 16 A.M. 4,40 r,rt. I 18 6.66 -1 80 '6,07 44 6.18 60 6.26 .68 6.313 16 6.65 .88 7.14 .41 7.23 .68 7.87 • .10 8.00 Passenger. .63 A.m. 8.15 r, .04 11.30 .16 8.45 .24 8.66 .47 4.25 05 4,40 .1N 4.67 .22 6.02 .86 5.14 .40 6.23, .60 A, M. 6.26 THE IIPPEN Griot mill running night • kinds of work done on the • First-class roller flour excha , J On hand a quantity of go sale at lowest prices. LOGS WAN ED. i All kinds ol first-class logii wanted at the mill, for whichthe highest ash price will be paid. CaU and see U8 before disposing of your logs. MILLS rid day, and all hortest notice ged for wheat, F-IM7:3 a s'IRtMeT d feed corn for JOHN MeNEN IN, Kipper), • • 1070-tf J. D. McNAB, ONTARIO LAND SU SEAFORTH - Engineer for Wingban • Howick, 846 °catcall Sidewalks, Sewere Draina will be given special' C E .9 VEYOR, - P.O. Seaforth, and Township ttentioe. ° 18934f S--AFORTH DY Ladies and gentlemen, thankln patronage and now that a new so Mali to let you know that I am s ready to do my boat to give you in doing your wOrk in the lino of gentlemen's and ladles' clothing, ripped as well as to have them. goods guarantetx1 to give good -A4 eat notice. Shawls, curtains, prices Please do not fall to give and :eggs taken in exchange to N10110L, Godorich street east, 01 Chareti."• WORKS you ..ell for past son -Is at hand I, Ill in the business,: every satisfactioni leaning and dyeing' orio without Veins- lppod. All wool! !election on eliort.! :to., at moderate; mu a call, Buttorl work.. HENRY, site the Catholic • 1001,tf mapinadomailimagor•01106.1.1141, ABSOLUTE SECURIT Cen uine ' -Carte , . Little 4iver . .. i • ,. Mutat Bear , I See Fere-Simile rII . P , , . Signature Wrapper Bel s Hs. Vir. Very ' small linerna Itituke as sugar., easy FOR READ -ACM FOR DITZIRESIk rOR'111.1011$1111110. • FOR•TORPID LIVER. .4. . on consTiPnirion. Fon sALLoW.Intill. FOR uncOmpuznion .Ammar , • i . I •ogroC • • . a ER,S • " ...03migtplizi isno94VA %faint •. Purdy "tragetable '1 • - ,•• - . CURE SICK HEADACHE. : 1Don't. Guessi 4.4 t Reau.NAs. , (,..,......"- --_,-....._,,_-, ,, , , P ) -lieNDALCS• It '44 r 1. If*SPAVIN CUR 1 Y• -.1.;..).,_-,-----,..-- -.....0 ,....4.1....• --• --4‘..'". .). -1-, .- I. ' h thi of Dear thel ho Oui lip • fui farKENDALL'S Tr DIS. .. his man. knows what he did and w he didit: Such -endoraercients Be following are are a oufficient proof its InerltP. '• ...w.....0.-.........warddraeads..-' ..:1 (Marva, ai 'ar„ Feb. 22,1805, flirtn-Ilettno fiend rn. o,.-.- c your Treatise on liortT, yeer new hook ti.,1 advertised 011 your t (Mt Pdigiitill print. I 11, a cured two f4pavins one Curb with two lyttlon of your }Condom] yin °Um) In four weeks. , FRANK JITBERIEN. Price, $r six for $5. As a liniment fOr ally use lit has no. equal. Asir your-druggist- spAViN CURE, also -"A /Wee on the Horse," book fitec. or addtess J. D. KENDALL CO., EN/ISM 0 FALLS. YT. . . 4-14-44-4444-f.+44.04 ' +444444+10441444$ +4+4 They. Cine So ell, Peopleare. Gla o Tell. The Public W uhl 'Doubt Only for Local Testimony Freely Offered in Every Place ,Where Dr. Pitchers's Backache Kidne Tablets. Are' Kno n. • W. R. Counter, jeweller, forth, says Some year fering froth a backache and The digestive organs were at the same time out of gear. I laid it to the derangement of kidney and time During this attack I took a bottle of Dr. Pitcher'Backache Kid- neyeTablets, I got at J. S. Robert's drug store. The result was all I -could .wish for, complete re -lief. frim all trouble in 'short order.' Airs, A. Hale, Market two or thee() years I have tacks of kidney trouble; es to cold, the pain at that tit procured a bottle of Dr. I' Kidney Tablets, clueing a Main St„ Sea - ago I was out"- ain in the side. ., says ;-" For eared with at. sod by exposure e was Bowe: I tchcr's Backache econt tattack, at a. 8, -Robert's drug Store, tnd QUI glad to say they'filled the. bill sa isfontory. They stripped the pain rapidly and easily." If you' have- the rilightept syttiptoess of Kidneyor 'Bladder trouble' you can toot this great medicine..., free. Arrengemente have been made ;whereby every reader of this paper can obtain . a trial package of. Dr, Pitcher'a Backeehe Kidney Tablets absolute- ly free eby enclosing two cent stamp for 'postage tb_Th, a Pitcher Tablet Co., Toronto,: Out. • When giying address mehtion this paper. • If you 'are convinced Pitcher's' Tablets are what you want, you can obtain a regular size for 50' cents per bottle. If not obtain- able at druggists, mailed free of postage on reoeiptef price.", ICE Customers of T. 1.1. F, Case & to„ havo Ice delivered at their residences da at the store and leaving their order CASE & CO.. saforth, can ly by calling . T. R. F. 1602-4 For ev-er year we have had the agency tor the sale ol • MAN. Our first order was for a quarter of a dozen, • our last for One Hundred and Forty.four Dollars worth. 11 4 --wapo aaisrEato,Illt IND:PO Tux ( BEAT HIN 00 REMEDY PnOntIOVI THE An092 'testate in 30 days. Cures nii Nervous DiSeit0e13. Failing Memory Paresin4 Blooplositness, Nightly SiOns", Btu., sawed by past abuses, givee vigor and size to shrunken organs, and quickly but surely restored Lost .Ittaithood in old or oung. Entity carried In vest pocket. Price $.1. a package, Six for Sff .00 with a written puarant e to oners or money refunded. DON'T litlY An IMITATION, but Insult en having INPAPO. IfY not it, we will send it prepaid. l litNUO0 IttalEDI CO,, Proins, Cblilogo, . This rapid Increase proves it is a remedy that everyeal rite tele it speaks well at. Yeas respectfully, - I. Y. FE/4 Scalertb, Oat. • glitat has not or oar Arida, THE RNES AND CROOKS. METHODS OF NEW YORK'S 01-0 CHIEF OF POLICE. 1 A Caw) • In Which His • System of Kb Ping In Vouch With the Move-, rue &ft) of Crooks Saved an Innocent Ma s Prom C inviction. . A • roup of cid New York police and fire officialwe ,e chatting the other day when the talk veered around to ex -Sent' perin nudent of Police Byrnes. "T in Byrne.," said an ex -detective serge tut, "was •i bright man, but he real- ly ga ned his reputation through the tal- ent 0 the teen under him. The men did the.yo k, but he geet the credit and the *otoiieI.y. He was shrewd' in this re- spect He surrounded himself with the best men in- th -• department, and every- _ thing ti ey accomplished he took the cred- it Tot, "T let's your side of it," said a fire eapt in. "But I'm going to tell a little story about By nes which will show you just mow the in ui worked and which will prove, I think, that he didn't get any more credit thin he deserved. When I was Ii deputy fire marshal, I got to know 1 a number of the people around police 1 head ivarters. About that time a well I known society leader- call her '&i:rs. Jenef---,was living at her country 'house , f • the Hudson not far from Tarrytown. I 1 nr huslnind , was in Europe, and, be - F les her servants, she had stopping with ! er t woman triend. To make matters , ;sy, we will say her name is Miss l'4; /ill. One in lit a burglar got into the leetta and fina ly landed in ,the room of Mee Smith. S ie was awakened, but be - ho could piom she was told by the bi rg! ir, who, iy the way, was masked, that f she lee'. t quiet elle would not be l- arm 4.1. Ile k pt his word, and she was too s ared to o )en her eyes for nearly an hour after he had gone. Then •oho set up -a big yell. But no trace of the in- trude , could be found, of course. Strange to sa however, for a woman, she re - tine( a good description of the burglar. And whet Mir refuted her most was his voice, which, she said, she would recog- nize t any time. - . • I e local police were notified of Ithe buil ry, but nothinucame of. It ' until two yeas later. One afternoon Mrs. Jene and her guest drove to town and stotip el at a store where newspapers and steal nerse were on • sale. - The proprietor of th place was a young man who had work ni op a train selling papers, candy and I ooks and, being an industrious chap, had • aved enough money to start in bust- - ness or himself, He waited on the cus- eome!s,' and naturally there Was some olive rsation over their purchases. On leaving the store the two women got into their carriage and started for home. Miss Smith appeared nervous, and the - othee indeed, what the trouble was. "'I've found out who the man was that robbed us,' was the startling repla. " 'Who?' °eked her friend in surprise. " The man who waited on • us in that store ' " Yon/Ion/4e said Mrs. Jonce. 'That's Impomdble. He owns the store- and isa respectable man, He's married too. • I think 'you're very much mistaken. "B it Miss Smith was positive in her conviction. She eta that the burglar . was of the game height and build, and, to make the identification. complete, she was sure that the. voices of the burglar and the proprietor of the store were exactly alike. She couldn't be -mistaken. mill e next day Mrs. Jones' husband ar- rived from Europe. He was told of the burglsry and what had happened subse- quently and waif so impressed with Miss Smith'8 convictions that he had the man who ran the stationery store arrested ead edged; In jail to -await the conven- ing o (the county grand jury. Here was • a rile mix up, and I'll tell you it looked ernigh .37 bad foe the r prisoner, for the peo- ple who caused his arreot had a good deal of -in lime -nee. However, the prisoner had men friends in the town, and they in - "teres ed themselves in the case. They de - dare I that it was ridiculous to lock a man p on such flimsy evidence, but Miss , Stint i positively identified him as the burglar, so what could -be done? It hap- atienet tlkt on of the prisoner's friends Was it friend of Tom Byrnes. So one , Morning he catne down to this city and expir ined the whole thing to Byrnes, ask' g his twine Byrnes promised to do wile he could. "Some time before this Byrnes had is- sued an order that caused a lot of ells- - tiension among his detectives. The order veto red them. to give him a report each day of every e -ook they met in their trav- els. Special mention was to be made whet e theee.saw-the crook, and they were to fellow lem a few blocks and find out If -1»ffSible Where he Was going. The men thought this unneceseary, but most of them comi lied With it. They were also required, to keep a record for their ownIlse. ' ,`The. morning after Byrnes' Tarrytown friend had visited him he told his meti of the • else, dela ling the description of the burglar as givsn by Miss Smith. One of the 'ounger rtiembers of the staff, who was ft very b •ight fellow and is in the , took out his notebook bil antisI hroegh it. On the date _of found this memorandum: the I Jack" on West One Hun- dred for "TI less toda searched eibbory h 'aiiv "Re( and Twenty-fifth street; took a train \into Plems; looking very seedy.' few mitres farther back in the book he e itne nee)si this.memorandum: I aw .4 Red deck" on Broadway., look - log well; must have.inade a -strike.' ' hat was dated one week later than titer; As 'ted Jack' answered to description of the burglar, Byrnes the young detective instructions to ; Jeck in, and two days later 'Red ' was at police headquarters.. What happened down there I don't know, but I .do know that Jack confessed to haying corn nittial the robbery. 'Red Jack' and the qationery man were --ringers for each other, and that accounted for. Miss hay done the work, but Bye:nee:a:I:Ina:pm:Res; speaks:lits for ci. r oi trs. 1 f. TheirByrniosi Byrnes' s.for that job. ice! in tone too. 'Red Jack' got five ow," concluded the fire cEtptain, "I • that story, which I know is true, 1 ourthe plans That system of keeping tabs on croo s was only one of many cies, %I. thing --• he Inaugurated." -New I York Sun., • It.t I the the gave: belt) Jac' SmI 'den yen (..1„ Stein Th a Poet's Woe. "I have alnays been a reader of your . poet y," begaii Mrs. Gushe. "l am glad, ' replied Algernon Charles Mystic, "that some one understands me.' " h, but that is what I have been hopi g to meet you for. • I wanted you to e plaln."--philadelphla North Ameri- can. • NOT 1 RQN EXPOSITOR._____ WHOLLY A COWARD. A.Railroat er's Good Reason For Not , Resittins Train Robbers. "When Iherir, people boast what they would or Wouldn't do under the persua- sionla Of a si shooter," said an old passen- ger conduc ore "I. am always reminded or an exper °nee of mine years ago on the Iron Mount' in' railroad. "I was statical agent at the time at a little town Aver Texarcana and had been summoned lo Little Rock on sonic busi- ness that hals,eothing to do with this sto- ry. I was fn the firSt day coach, well up to the front, and In the next seat was an senger who had attracted a ' attention from the fact that bele long and had ft pair of enormous r volyere stuck in his belt, The rest of the NW Was well filled with a mixed crowd, Including perhaps a dozen women. ., t about 9 o'clock at night, while we s ere going over a very deso- Into part of the road, the train olowed nly, and before we could in - was wrong the front door d a masked man stepped In - ii sawed off shotgun at his lit -still!' he yelled. 'I'll turn Heel moves a finger!' As he her masked man stepped with a cocked -revolver in his Anted down the aisle, looting ,ers as he went. When he express In(' good deal o he wore hi down oudd quire what flew open a side with shoulder. ' loose if aire wilco ano around him hand and 5 the ptitiNen came to th( express messenger, he buret -out laughing, : 'You - scarecrow!' he are you doing with them he snatched one of the Wa- llis -belt and hit him over the the „butt. Then he took the him hand over his watch and passed on. The messenger blood off his face and said M RRIAGE LICENSES • ISSUED AT THE HURON EXPOSITOR OFFICE, IDAFORTH, ONTARIO, WIT/NESSES REQUIRED, said, 'what guns?' An tols oat of head With other, mad money and wiped the noth lug. "After it was all over and the robbers had disappeared the messenger was a target for 'numerous- sneering remarks. 'If I had Made a- break,' he said to me quietly, 'that feller at the door would have- blazel away with his sawed off gun and killed half theesvomen folks in the car,' tt the next stopping place he got off, an( one of the women stuck her head out .of the window and screamed 'Coward!' I "Two du walked up tains, kick° robbers den three other wondered latei that same messenger to a little cabin in the moun- d in the door, shot two of the d in their tracks and captured all single handed. I often :healer -the woman who hol- bored 'Cowerdl'I heard of that Incident" - New Orleans Times -Democrat. I DO They Co and M The door brass. • Th knob, whic age will be were mad and sometimes of clats of different colons knobs being baked with a co, A common and familiar mineral 'knob was about the rk mahogany. In their day inhumed kn lbS were highly esteemed, and Sonia of them cost as much as ;$12 a doz- en pairs. Now -there are mineral knobs that can be bought for '75 cents a dozen pairs. Mitred knobs are still used. Atter the mineral the bronze knob came into fashion, and lifter the bronze the woodeu knob came into more ex less extended use. • The preVailing doorknob of today tis used in cities is --nut& of bronze. The first bronze knob put on the market cest $7 or $8 a pair. Many bronze kn bs in one form and another are now prodeced very cheaply, but it might easily be that fine, handsome bronze kno is would cost from $2.50 to $43 a pair. A ore or les brass knobs are still made but nowadays mostly in bronze designs. a are now made of iron, and ill made in considerable vari- es and sizes of various kinds There are also made door - so'. These are now produced variety than formerly. They smooth and in cut gime, and ern,simple in design as they beautiful. Glass doorknobs $4 a pair. But while door - 'made and sold in all these va- leis, yet the prevailing knob RKNOBS OF TODAY. e In Hundreds of Shapes, nit of Them Are Bronze. mob of' 50 years age was of el came into use the mineral plenty of people of middle able to recall. Mineral knobs of clays of different colors ;nixed, the glazed surf form of tlu color of di Doorknol they tire s ety of shat of wood. knobs of gi in greater are made Iii sonic of th may be, am' cost up .to - 'knobs are rious mate in city usol and the on that would be found in 0110 grade and- quality or anoth- er in most 'of the city's dwellings would be one of bronze. Among the hundreds of varieties in which doorknobs are made there may be found not Only lenobe in various conven- tional Levies, but knobs made in con- formity with architectural styles and his- torical peritelse For all that, doorknobs are net iniregeently made to Order -for single bous e from designs furnished by the archite t. -New York Sun.- 4.1mos t Insulted. Amid the lace bargains in one of the large depal truant stores the other day a shopper engrossed in thought set her lit- tle Japanese spaniel on the counter. One of the sale,I gale, not seeing the little dog, threw a rei meet of reduced lace over him and entirely submerged him. When the womnn -Ave11t to look for her pet, he was not to be .11ound, but several shrill yelps accompanteid by an upheaval of the lace betrayed h s" presence. He was quickly rescued from hie predicament, and the woman, shOwering kisses upon his moist, upturned nose, said, "Did they cover mamma's precious with cheap 50 cent lace?" The salesgirl, who evidently had culti- vated diplemacy, assured the dog's mis- trese that the lace had been reduced from $1 to 50 er nts, and the woman took .her pet awayeniollified.-Philadelphia Record. Got All He Asked For. Another "meanest man" has been found. He lives in the city and conducts a thriving business. The other day a seedy individual approached him and said: "Say, miter, I'm hungry and would like to get a nickel to get a cup of coffee and a roll, I have four pennies and only heed one nore. Please give me a penny.' The man after searching himself, said: "I haven't got a penny. All I have is a Ive me your four cents in change, an1 I will give you the nickel." The beg ar requests that his name be not menti med In connection with the item. -Cin innati Enquirer. The ommereial Hallmark. Alerchan e -Mrs. Maxmaduke Flingflam- mer seems to be a perfect lady. Young Wonsan Clerk -Indeed she Is! Why, she ileyei asks the price of a thing she buys.'-I-Inditinatrolis Journal. Mr. gn0 p =nips aro r .---0 o rod A nw Heti n. -wiled His Theory. welt -Red hale always *acorn - t strength. It is-natural- uler-Get out! Did you ever leaded elephant? - Baltimore orking Overtime. Eight hoar laws are ignored by those tire- less, little orkere-Dr. King's New Life Pills. Mil ions are always at work, night and day, curing Indigestion, Biliousness, Constipatien, Sick Headache and all Stom- ach, Liver and Bowel troubles. Easy, plesiant, aafe, sure. Only 25o at Fear's drug store -W14:4 THE COCKRbACH A SNOB. Not Iflail Fellow 3 Tree Ton Six legged or tw roach aristocrat h a no desire to mix with the mob. He believes in sticking with his own set. He holds the others off, Lor, in the strtiggle for existence, to have too many fond of you is distinctly to lesson your chalices of survival, For instance, what is it makes the existence of the vanilla grower One ceaseless vigil? What but the fact that from root tip to flower bud the vatill ' .plant is popular tures, with back - n, shelled and un-. ered and fuzzy, .rawling. That is day and night the e eternally saying W II Met, but Ms Likes Him, legged the true cock - with all kinds of cre bailee and without the shelled, furred, feat wingiel, walking and why at all hours of th vanilla grower must "Shoo, there!" The cockroach le no vanilla plant. Nothing like it. He 1ics a flavor, though, that defends him as ell as if he brio- , tied With spines, He Is not a hail fellow I well met with all sorts of creatures. Abont the only animal that likes him is the tree toad, although among some peo- ples isalted cockroaChes are a great deli- cacy, I cannot say if they are really very good. I never tried. I should think not, though, for a cockroach tea and cockroach pills are used in Russia as remedies for dropsy. People are not ac- customed to make medicines out of good- ies. Cockroaches have thlie habits of a con- firmed tobacco chew r and expectorate freely in safe runway , probably to mark the places for ideitifi ation. They have glands that secrete what they think is perfnme, and it is so lasting that it ruins articles of food, especially coffee, to be left on a shelf where roaehes run. Nothing but boiling water and soapsuds can re- move the taint. Because of this and also because it is a scavenger (for all despime the truly eco- nomical), the roach is unpopular. The variety called the Croton bug, because of its early recognition f the value of 4a, system of waterwork by follOwing the pipes of which it 'coui I reach the homes of all and attain war th and moisture almost equaling the 1oxmg lost days of the carboniferous era, the vanished Eden of the eockroach, is really a German impor- tation. Although it does not bear the la- bel "Made In Germany," it is named netobia gertnanica and is much smarter than the others of its race. Yet in north Gerihan kitchens it fa called a Suablan, in seuth Germany a Prussian, in east Germany a Russian and in west Ger- many a Frenchman. Sometimes it is also • a Spaniard ter a Dane, but never, never does a countryman of Wild Willie admit that Ectobla germanica is a Ger- man, east, west, north, south, high, low or middle. They wa h their hands of the whole tribe and ould like to wash their cupboards of hem too. -Harvey Sutherland in Ainslee s. HE FIXE A Prilr of Spectacles That Just Butt- ed the Old Farmer. The traveling eye doctor crime along. The man of Ileg house was out in the bern vole lag potato -es for seed. His wife told time doctor that she- guessed her hus- band wanted some glasses, for he bad been complaining about his old one So she went out and called him. He came eleady in through the shed walk, dusting' the grime off his hands. "Yes," said he to the doctor, "I h -ave been hued') quite a tussle with them eyes of mine. Guess Ivo either got to have some now specs or git tongs to hold ma paper • with. Hain't got much ready money jest now. Te t got up March hill, ye See, and it's sae and fertilizer and all that to buy. But trot out yer glasses, mister, and we'll See f we can trade." So the doctor open d his case and com- menced to try on the glasses. Ae each was fitted on his nese the farmer off r first looked gravely 011 to the page of the weekly paper and then oat the wall "No, Unit ain't it yet," he would say. At last he seemed Ito get discouraged. "I don't believe ye've got anything in your stock," said he, "that's goin to do me_ :any - good. Guess we might's well stop! try in." eleoth the doctor: "Well, try these. It's the last pair we haven't tested. If they don't fit, we'll call it c bad job." And he carefully laced the gla.ssesi astride the farmer's ose and passed the pa -per over to him. The farmer read for awhile in silent de- light, and then he looked at the doctor. "Complete!" cried the farmer ecstatic- ally. "I hain't seen o well to read for yeaes. These are ju t what I call Lust elasS "Pm glad I suited you," said the doctor as lie tucked $3 in I is vest pocket and , hastened away. "1 thought I could fix ' ypu before we got done." "And he did fix m," said the farmer, tellipg about the metter The other day. "When I went to lOok at them glasses after supper, blamed if I didn't find that they were nothin but jest boWS-not speek of glass in either of 'em. It cost :me $3 to find out that my old eyes are pretty • good to read with, after all."- LeWieton (Me.) Journal. ; Sorry They Laughed. The Shipping World says: "A good store' 15 told in Paris about a Japanese embeasy which viOlted- France to ar- range about three )orts which were to be ripened to trade n Japan and France respectively. The French minister for foreign affairs dm e Yokohama, Yeddo and Han -Yang. 'The Japanese emboli - seder smiled and w •nt away. Soon after- ward Japan signitieii that she had select- ed the three French ports of Havre, Marseilles and Southampton. The French foreign office went into fits of laughter at liis blunder apd pointed out that Southampton was in Engine& 'We are pettly aware of it,' replied 'the Jap - armee embassador, 'and Han -Yang is in Korea.' ; he First Patent on Matches. .fore 183$, when wooden matches witl phosphorus were made in Vienna, peo de were dependent upon flint and stee to secure a light. The first patent for a phosphorus match in the United Sta es was taken out in 1830 by A. D. Phi ipps of Springfield, Mass. For many yea s people refused to use them, but by 18441 the ill smelling anti clumsy old tin- der boxes were generally discarded and are preserved, like snuffboxes, as curios - MO. -Chicago Chronicle. ire fences are found to be responsi- ble for much damage to stock by light- nin4 discharges, and occasional earth wir s are suggested. TI was Gin Li e first electric railway in the world built in Ireland, from Bushmills to t's causeway. • • ASTORIA For Infants and Children, • flee le Mull of e name them thus Because we believe they are King of all shoes. We don't believe there is a woman's shoe sold for $3 in tb.is whole world which is as good, as our King Quality, That is a broad statement, but try the shoe and you will agree that we have reason for boasting. .% 4 TRADE It is simply perfection. It has all that a shoe ought t� have -ease, durability, stye -and i costs but $3 while it looks I ke a $5 s loc. Try and judge for yourself. Truest EC0114nny to get the Ilkst 3semaninisisai , •A cheaply made cream sepatator is dear at any price, because faulty in eonstruction, liable to break, and diffi- cult to operate. The Sharpies No. 11 rnith. a capacity of 325 lbs. an hours d the Sharpies W. H. S., with a ca- acity of 300-lhe„ are the finest pro- ucts of the largest and best equipped ream separator factory in the world. , he materials entering into the con- :3truction of these machines are the best obtainable, The work is done by killed workmen, and is subjected to the most rigid inspection. With° t fear of subttantial contradiction„ we can say that for ease in operating, clea skimming and durability, there is no other hand power cream separator made by any one anywhere that is equal to the Sharpies, We sell these machines on their merits, • We believe that the buyer should be allowed to decide which machine is best for him to buy. We leave them to any intending buyer for a week or ten days, With privilege of returning the -machine if not perfectly satisfied with it. Price of No. I machine, $90; W. H. S. Ilta- chine, $75. Write for illustrated catalogue. See sample machine at HinchIey -Brothers' warerooms, &Worth. is'. nery Winn. W. L OUIME TE, Londesboro Ontario. Is saving money in hundreds Its draughts and flees are heat you want -just where yo less than is required by any ol You're welcome to come For sale by SI Pity to Waste Fuel Just because your (Ad range can't be kept working without constantly piling it full. The New Imperial Oxford f kitchens by its economy in the use of fuel. so scientifically perfect that you can have all the want it -and from a supply of fuel amazingly style range, nd see them -even if you don't expect to buy. LS & MURDIE, Sedorth. The Gurney -Foundr Co., Limited, Toronto, Winnipeg, Vancouver. You a•e istak ;11 you have Paler Greenish, or Sallow Oomph)** Sold Hands and foot, Wool of Ap- Wits, °monolog 4ok of Energy or Stomach l'ioubleog You Make A mistake "E. & D. Quality Sati es" E. ik The E. & Nwheel is' the only Oan adian bicycle that has built up United States business, It is the Only bicycle with Four -Point Baring& tf.‘42" kieh )--- :efril{:Pi In four -point bearings the 1 ad is trans- mitted in a direct line, and there is no jam- ming of balls in the races.. In ordinary bear- itted• the I Inge oftd is t ran ern all angl When you do not use Pit Ward's Blood and Nerve Piils to counter- act these conditions. Wh.7? Be- cause they contain a',1 th, natural elements necessary to u2 the human system. Th2 .y o a cure lies along the road from the cs-,m to the blood and nerve. L./A acted on by thS :.d pre- pared for absorption into th .,y3tem. Dr. W.:rd's f;nt th- per hf...ip to a tu.i f;At.tra, fuse a g: ).tr nth terenh the whole ham -in I.; var.r. You feel youecielf getting when you take Dr. War 's Blood and Nerve Pills. ct-4, per box. fivn boxe4 Mr 3.1 All drug.. ate, Onte Merton Stock ;arm, gist,,, or Sun NV .114,rtni it Co.. To LOT 27, CONCESSION 8, BBERT Thoroughbred Durham Cows, Heifers and Bulls of the most fashionable strains or sale at reasonable prices. Post alio address, DAVID HILL, Staffs. • 16614, MONEY TO LO'N Funds of priests parties, also oom low at lowest, rates on first mOttgage; borrowers. JAM MS L. KILLODA Sealorth. ny fund., arms to stI Barrister, 1069-tf e, which gristly Increases the preesure on the parts of the bearings In the E. sSe D. foie- pointbearing, the bearing never sustains greater pressure than the actual load on the In ordinary iteariegs ,the lemma° is often three times the _actual load. I. & D. locally guaranteed National bicycles have feur-pozet hearings in Ilthe trank.hanger, the hubs, and the head. The be.,arings art guar- anteed for three years. - E. & D. Road Modals, icon's $00 B & D. Rood Models, Mies% , .S-80 13. & D. Special Models, with gear taw, ./70 E. AD, Reding Moduli,. Liberal options are given In saddles, gears, Wee. The B. & V. being a national wheel, le locally guar- anteed. Catalogue on application. 1 Lumsden & Wilsons I • SEAFORTH. I McLEOWS System Renovator -AND OTHER - TESTED - REMEDIES. A speeitte and antidote /or Impure, Weak and ler poverished Blood, Dyspepsia, Sleeplessness, Palpata• Mon of the Heart, Liver Complaint, Netirsdgial Los. of Memory., Bronchitis, Consumption, Gall atones, Jaundice, Money and Urinary DUesees, St. Vane' Danes, Female Irregular:161es and Oonerel Debility. LABORATORY-Godes:10h, Ontario. J. M. AfeLEOD, Proprietor and Manu Sold by J. S. RoseEnet, Seaforth, 1601.0 immipmmlammi. MONEY TO LOAN. Money to loon at 4i per bent, on firatoclaas farm land *many, Apply to R S UAW, Dominion Bank Builffing, ficeforth. 1007