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IMPORTANT NOTI RS.
011•••••••••••••••••••
erETANTED.-FIrst•claris painter entree to hire
VII with a painter at once. Apple at EXPOnrron
&toe, Seaforth. 1640x3
.1110KIMNA, Dominion and ovInolal Land
Stuveyer, Member of theAssoot tiOn of Ontario
Surveyors, Dublin, Ontario. 1886.52
ism••••••••••••••••-*-
MEADOW FOR SALE. -For sal
meadow, on the west half of
sten 1, IfeRillop. Apply to FRAN
Let Se, Concession 1, Hibbert, or Seal
, 22 acres Of
ot 15, Conceit -
Hi MURPHY,
rth P. 0.
1646x2
TORN BEATTIE, Clerk f the nd Division
J Court, County Commissioner, o Huron, Con.
eveneer, Land, Loan and Insurance ant. Funds
sed and to Loan. O. vet Sharp
-”ns' store, Mein street, Suforta. 128S
•
O'TBAYED HEIFElle-A yearling heifer, red,
O with sorne white spots caw e- int • my enclosure
on or about the 28th of May. The o ner is request -
e& to prove property, pay expenses and take her
wely. EDWARD DENERY, Lot 6, ay. Drysdele
P• 0. 16454
frIMBER tft i4ALE.-Tih-e-unders1
.11, sale the timber on the Eart half
etesion 0, lieKillop. Theirs is a au
Oh suitable for rails ; also some h
which will be *old by the sore, and
Ur. James Lockhart to sell the as
ALL.
ed offers for
f Lot 83, Con-
ntity of good
rdwood bush,
has appointed
e. GEORGE
1618
fro THETLAD1E8.-Mrs, Smith wis es to inform'
J_ the ladies of Seaforth and vicini y that she is
prepared to do up hair ooMbings into switches, etc.
An assortment of switches for • sal . Hair and
switches exchanged. She will also b dark brown
er black hair. Residence corner of Jarvis and
Market Streets, Seaforth. 1MRS LEVI SMITH.
037 tf
nOULTRY AND BEE3.-4,Eggs for hatching from
I a grand pen of barge pine White Rocker, Black
Illsomas-Flue in colors! krwe sire breed bred from
hest stock in Canada, Buff Bants-Real beauties,
pad color and fine tle feathering. $1 per setting.
coloniee of Italian Be s at moderate priee.i Also a
Wiling of Beekeepers' miles, such as Foundation
Wes, Smokers, Extra tots, 1 mond-hand Lang-
gooth Extractor.. Be wax taken in exchange for
applies. WILLIAM H MIRY, Church 13t. North,
$4,forth. 1686•
REAL ESTA
E FOR SALE.
MARK FOR SALE. -.F
Tuckersmith, contai
ed and 10 sores of bush.
and tuiderdrained. On t
and fame barn, with goo
- of good water, and an or hard This is a rn
sirshie farm, being only bout two miles from Se
forth. It will be sold ch ttp and en early tertre.
further particulars, APO.' to WM. PoWLER, Huro
load, or Seaforth P. u, 1646 tf
r rale, Lot 20, Huron Reed,
Ing 98 acres, 88 sorer clea
The land is well Cu Myrtle
e place is a fnum hen
stables. There is plant
at 'd
111)-KSIDENCE IN SE FORTH FOR SAL e-Fot
lif tale, cheap, the r sidence facing on Intori
Square in Seakrth, t propert' of John Werd,
There Ira comfortable fr me house, with god ston
oellar, hard and eoft wet r, and all o her necessary
conveniences. The ho se contains 8 rooms, . with
gitntrico, etc. There sr two lets, well planted with
all kinds of fruit and o namental trees and shrubs
Alcoa large stable. fins is one of the be7, most
convenient and most pl &gently situated rem demo
In Seaforth and will be e Id cheap, Apply to, JOIla
WARD. 1640•tf
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"DARK FOR SALE. For rale, Lot 86, Lando
Road, Tuckerswit , containing 100 fierce,
acres cleared and in a very high state of cultivation
the balance is good hardwood bush. The farm I
well fenced and well utderdrained. There is a fin
new bank barn, a good Orchard and plenty of water
It is within a mi1e and al quarter of Brucefield, an
and will be sold cheap arid on essy terms of pay
four milee from Canto!. This Is a first class far
ment. For further pee Keulare apply to B. It
HIGGINS, Brucefield. 1643-tf
MIAMI you sA.Ln.-- • t 81, Concession 14, Grey,
112 100 acres, about 80 acres clesred, the balance hi
bueh ; fences, board an rail; house is 14 story, with
cellar, and is made suitable for two families or two
married brothers; hone is 22x82, kitchen 18x24, with
wood house; the bern 1 42x56, with frame stabling
and other outbuildings;'four wells, three of which
are stoned and ewe cribbed; one at house is 80 feet
of stone; a large [orchard, principally of winter
frulte. Poneseion can be given of house and farm,
and stabling for one teem, after harvest. Full pos.
cession on the let of March. 1000 For further par-
ticulars, apply to MRS. W. OLIVER., Lot 81, Comes-
-Sion 14, Grey, Moncriett Out 1640x3
CjIlFeeDID FARM FOR SALE. -For sale, Lot it,
10 South Thames Road, Usborne, containing 100
eons, 95 acres under cultivation and 5 sores of good
wood. Good brick residence, with brick kitchen and
woodshed, and large bank barn with stone stabling,
and good driving house. All well fenced, under -
drained with tile and in a firet.claes state of culti-
vation. There is a good orchard of choice fruit, and
the grounds are well seteaut with ornamental trees.
It Is within four miles of Exeter ; adjoins two
churches, Methsdist and Presbyterian, and a school
within a mile. There is plenty of water, both for
house amid stables, Also a windmill for pumping,
grinding, etc. This is one of the best farms in the
county of Huron, and is in first-class shape in every
respect and will be sold on reasonable terms, as the
proprietor desires to retire. Apply on the premises
or addresseThames Road P. 0. D. MeINNIS.
1048•41
STOCK FOR SERVICE.
DOAR FOR SERVICE. -The undersigned will
keep for service on [ Lot 26, Conceal n 4,
Stanley, a thoroughbred Ch eterwhite boar. Te ens -
81, payable at the time of se vice, with the privilege
Of returning if neoeesary. J RN V. DIEHL r
1591•tf
a
01
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10 PIG BREEDERS.-Th4 undersigned will [ker
,., on Lot 26, Concession 6, . R. S. Tuckerstedt
thoroughbred CHESTER WHIT Pie, also a 11101•011*
-ed YORICSIIIRE Pm. A liralte a number of sows w
I admitted to each. Terms, 1, payable at the tin
eervice, or et1.60 if charge.. Also a few Chest
lite Pigs for sale. JAMES eEIMMILL. 1608-1
lAtIWORTH
.. VICE.
the
smworth
; payable
ruing
'ad _young
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nAMWORTH
L signed
roRillep,
Mud
dra good
use their
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HN
BOAR FOR S
-The underagneci
Brimfield jheese Fite
Boar, with register
at tire of service
if necessary. Also a,
Tamworth Boar i
MoOARTNEY, Brucefiel,
. LE AND FOR I3El
- I keep for servio
ry, a thoroughbn
:d pedigree. Term
with privilege of r
umber of thoroug]
and Sows for sal
. 140541
-The uncle
lob 32, concession •
pig, to which
be taken. Thi. is a
it . advantageous I
this breed of pil
if necessar
1505xtf
----4-
PIG FOR SERVICE.
has for services on •
a therolred Tamworth
number of sows will
pig and breeders fied
herkshire eows wit,h
$1, with privilege of re;urning
McMILLAN
STOCK FOR
ALE.
IUKEIAM
er ti
cl, one
rt 22,
BULLS L FOR .ALE.
oroughbred D rbam br
rcan and the other re
Concession 11 Menlo.
-For sale, tw
lis; both 12 montl
. JOHN MORRISOP
, Winthrop P. 0.
1635-tf
AUC ON S LES.
tAR11 FOR SALE
Mr. Wm. McCloy
• Jellies Bonthron,
re Wm1. Dougall, er.'
[leek p. me on et
rn
Ision 2, Hay, on
Di curtaining 1C0 ares,
nted,a Comfortahh
ri, 4480 feet, go
[e of phoice fruit tram
eli• Also 2 never
m 18 well fenced ant
alien. It is half a
Ace from the thriving
Inc or the best fauns
I bel Bold without i'
• cent of the plirehittla
[ balance within
RIES, BONTERONI,
etioneer. s
BY P:!BLIC AUCTION.
has race teed instructions trot
xecutor of the estate of
to roll 1 y public auction
half of I at 14 and 16, Comm
aturday, July 8th, 1890,
mo e or leen, on which
brick esidenco ; large ban
d stabil r underneath.
and 16 acres of hardwoo
failing wells of water.
in a fi st•olass state of
mile fro n a school house,
vilbge of Remain. IThi
in the ounty of Huron,
reserve. Terme of sale -l
MODC,on the day of
thirty el: ye without into
Execut. r; WM. MeCL011
1646-3
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to
at
th
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COTTON SALE-
,.. THE TOWNSHIP
LUSTY OF HURON.
wee, lure received
)rge Plewee, deceaeed,
;Mon on Saturday,
eclock, p. m., at idie
WU of beaforth, in
[owing valuable fain
6th Concession, of
'tuning TOO acres.
vel Road, 21 miles
Icetleid, It is in
out 80 acres cleared
a frame dwelling and
rite, and a stable on
bard. This is one
ma in the Township.
[• further particulars
ucefield p. a, or
leiter. Dated, 19th
'
OF A V ',CABLE FARM I]
OF s•TANLEY, IN TH]
--The ndersigned, Williar
instrueti.ns from the heirs c
to ° ter for sale by publi
the 8th da) of July, 1899, a
Corn .ercial Hotel, in th
the C.unty of Huron, th
: Belt g Lot number 12. o
the said Township of Stanley
The In In is situated on th
ITOM Va na and 8 miles fror
a good state of oultivatior
• 20 cres of Web. Ther
kite en ; a good barn an,
the p operty. Two sores c
of the best grain produoin,
Term easy. See sale bilk
spiny to WM. PLEWES
to J. M. BEST, Seaforth, hi
June, 890. 104643
SMOCK
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Desk 13ad Taste in the Mo
Pain in the Side, TORPI
Regulate the Bowels. P
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Ask for Carter
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Carter's Little
DANE
by Urge
$ from DY.PePds;
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th, Coated Tongue
LIV.They
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Le4therdale &
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SEAFORIrH,
Dealers in first-class Furniture of all
kinds, in latest desig s. Upho stering
n.eatlly done. We als do pictur fram-
ing, and a choice eel ction of j ictures
always on hand. Cu tam n poles at ,all
prices, and put up We aie also
Agents for the New Villiam's ewing
Machine, best in thi market or do-
mestic -ase, no tray lling age ts, no
high prices.
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In the Undertaking iMpartment,1 we buy
our geode from the best 1ouses in Ontario,
and guarantee satisfacti n in every depart.
merit of Sur work. We have always made
it a point to furnish chairs, and all other re-
quisites for funerals, FREE olf OHARnE.
Prices be ter than heret fore.
Arteria and cavity e balming done on
scientific rinciples.
• P. S. ight and Su day calls will be
attended to at Mr. L ndsborough's resi-
dence, di eetly in the re r of the Domine4n
Bank!
Le4therd le &
Lands orougla,
SEAM TH.
Our direct connections will save you
time and moneyforall points.
a adian No th West
Via Toronto or
Biitieh Columbia an
points:
Our epees are the loWest.
so snit everybody and PUL
[ST CARS for your a000xi
for further information
Grand Trunk Railw
hicago
Califo
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TOUR.
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Trains ileave Seaforth and ?linton stations, as
ollosee : 1
donne , Wr- •
SIIAPO TII, CLINTON.
Pasoan or 12.40 . M. 12.66 P. M.
Passenger.. .. .. .. 10.12 . M. 10.27 P. M.
Mixed 1rain.... _ 9,20 . M. -10.16 A. M.
Mixed Tr in ...... .. 6.16 . M. 7.06 P. M
Clones EAST--
Passeng0 - .. .... 7.66 M. 7.40 A.M.
, Paseenger _ . .... 3.11 . N. 2.66 P. N.
Mixed Train.... .. 6.20 . N. 4.85 P.M.
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!Wellington, Grey nd
QOM Nom- Passenger.
Ethel.., 10.04p. M.
Brussels..... -10.16
10.28
Wirigham •
301zie SO TII-
Winghata
Blueval • • .. ... • • •
Brussel
Ethel. • •e '
10.40
Passe ger.
6.50 •. H.
7.00
7.16
7.28
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Gorse No TH-
Lond n, depart
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1.40 P. M.
2.10
2.45
8.06 -
Mixed.
8.56 A. M.
9,17
9.46
10.02
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8.16 A. • 4.46 P.M.
9.18 6.55
9.30 6.07
9.44 6.18
9.60 6.26
9.68 6.38
10.16 6.55
10.33 7.14
10.56 7.87
11.10 8.00
Passenger.
8.53 a.m. 8.80/. M.
7,04 3.46
7.10 4.00
7.24 4.10
7.47 4.80
8.06 4.50
8.17 4.59
8.24 5.04
8.88 6.16
8.60 6.26
0.50 A. M. 6.20
Aikr•
won
osphodIne;
The Grea h -Remedy.
Sold and eoommended by all
druggists 1i Canada. Only reli-
able uiedic1ns discovered. 8fx
kages guaranteed to care all
Se Weakness, all effects of abates
ezee , Men I Worry, 1Iscessive use of To-
mo, OPium gr Stimulants. ',felled on receipt
f price;nne p kage $1, BIZ $6. One wilZ please•
to= care, F mphlets free tosnv addresi.
Th. coed Censpeay, Windsor, Oat.
Wood's hdins Is Sold in
en di Wil n, d ggiste
• •
fisstortb by Lu.
THE J
HE TELLS
HAS
Jim Expe
Them, A
mains, a
i 'Remain,
LI"This," s Id the bachelor, "has been
I
y busy w ek. I'm it for two weddings,
and I've be ei attending to my duties as
best man. The ev,--e-d. dings aren't due for
seVerel day, but the -arduous duties of
rey role be an ten days ago. I'llnever
get married.- No,, sirree! If there
asn't any other reason, why, I'd never
have the cr elty to ask a friend of mine
go three h the troubles of a best Man.
I ye been i rough them too often myself.
I the first place, they" -
"Who?" •
"Oh, the Individuals commonly refer.'
red to -as 'the happy man.' Happy!
- You never aw such a good imitation of
b ue funk a a bridegroom to be can Igive
d iring his it . week of bachelorhood.
I ,is mental and moral teeth are all of a
cl atter, an be clings to his best men
e a prig nee to his last hope. I've
j llied a do en of them through that in-
t resting seriod, and I've seen good,
sensible, bird headed fellows go clean
deft before they got through.
neve forget one chap. The wed-
ding was o be at 12 -o'clock, and of
course we ere out in the! vestry a guar-
teF of an sour ahead of time so as to
be sure to be ready. That Is one ad-
vantage th man has. He can drive
there with a leisurely margin to spare,
bet the bri e has to time her trip so -as
to get to th front door as nearly as pos-
sible on th stroke of the hour. Of
course she oesn't want to wait around
the vestibul , so she is generally at least
a few mine es late.
- "Bet,' ble s you, the bridegroom never
thinks of t at. He just walks holes in
the vestry erect, eats .the ends off his
glove finger and bullyrags the longsuffer-
ing best ma . Thle particular chap began
to fume a out five minutes before 12
o'clock... At three minutes to 12 he was
white with terror. When his watch show-
ed the very our, he began saying things.
"'She aim' coming!' he snapped out. 'I
won't wait.'
"'Go 'wa with you!' I said. 'Did you
think she as so anxious to have you
that -She'd c me down here at daybreak
to be sure to be on time?'
"'But it's 'past the time now,' he pro-
tested, Showing me his watch, which indi-
cated 30 secends after 12. I learned later
to get hold of the happy man's watch he-
foiC we went to the church and turn it
back from to 20 minutes, according
to his condit on. This time, unhappily, I
hadn't done to. and -the poor fellow sim-
ply got more frightened with every tick
of this watch. two minutes after 12 he
made a dive f r the -door. "
" won't Wait,' he said when I caught
him by the arm. 'I tell yob I won't wait
to be made ce laughing stock of. Those
people in there,' jerkiing his thumb to-
ward the church, 'are talking abOnt it
now. I can het r them. They know she
won't conic. 11 11 you I won't silly.'
"'But I tell on she'll be here in a few
minutes,' I pr tested. 'She's only a 'little
late.'
" 'Well, th n if she's late she isn't
worth waitin or anyway.
"He was jut a blethering idiot by that
time, you know and I simply restrained
him by. force o a few minutes mit I we
were notified h t the young lady had ar-
rived. Then iped the cold perspira-
tion from his orehead and from Mine
addressed hi i n -a few bracing Phraset
which shriveld the paper en the v stry
walls, took hi n by his arm -limp it was
as a rag -and steered him into the
church.
'Why, you' e no idea of the numb r of
snags a pros ective bridegroom truns
against the eek before he is
I'll never forret the first time one of
them came to me to be rescued from the
hat problem. ftle had that look of utter
despair I've ss often seen on their faces,
poor things! e looked as if he was say-
ing:
"'I've put u with everything, and I've
been as meek s a Christian martyr, but
the worm has nrned.' .
"What he dill say was, 'How do get
.my hat?'
"'Hat?' I said.
'That's w at I said,' he deer red.
'How do.I get y hat? Tell me that, will
you?'
facetious. 'TN t is the 'favorite metho
of obtaining I I don't advise you t
opera act and ass your wedding ever
said, recoverin myself and 'trying to b
steal one- unles, you want to do a comi
"'Beg or her 'ow it, my dear fellow,'
the county' jail. •
"'Don t get ay,' he Said briefly, 'bu
tell Inc bow I am to get .irop; hat after th
ceremonY. is o • er. I've had- a sleeples,
night osier th' t thing. I go into th+
church be' the ack door; don't I? And
go out by the font door.1 Now, how do I
get na hat wh n I go ont?' he persisted
his vo cc gettinr, higher.! 'T can't take i
to the altar svi hinie, and I can't ask t
be ex used after the ceremony so that
can ri n back o the vestry and: get t
What ani I goi gabs do, I waist t&kno ?
"W 11 now, on knoW, most: peo le
don't hink of those little things until
they run right p against them, but -I tell
you when a bridegroom to be meets
problem, even
THE
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••='
LLY BEST MAY
WHAT HEAPS OF FUN HE
HAD 1AT WEDDINGS.
lessees', as He Relates
so Explain Why He Re,-
He Says Ile Always Will
Free and Easy Bachelor.
f it's one that wouldn't
feazte an infant he just topples back o
to. hs beet MD and howls for help. I've
got • wo of the on my hands now, an
the two of them together won't be. a
hap y as I sha I be when their carriage
doo s have bot banged shut and the
are off on the r honeymoons. I don'
kno what excise other people have fo
tha tired feeling, but the best man at
wed ing needs o other excuse." -Seattle
Fos -Intelligenc
114
compa
es,".i said t
him around, "t
the minent wri
He isl a perfect
there's hardly a
has4' studied p
hea for busines
to r te 'for the
ord r to make a
" inta fai
has4' he?" excl
ing c4mfortably
Chi6ago Tribun
44
In the meansv
looking moodily
--Indianapolis .1
alive Success,
e man who was showing
rat's Professor Allover,
er on scientific subjects.
walking cychapedia, and
branch of knowledge he
ofoundly, but he has no
affairs. In fact, he has
scientific publications in,
liv.
ure he's made of life,
imed Mr. Gasvrell, lean -
back in the carriage. -
Rather GI
enniless at
"Fusil" was t
lock to disting
lock, and fusile
tied fusils.
e Than Receive.
astl" said she to herself.
'sue the eoudirctor stood
at the live copper coins.
urnal. '
e old name for the flint
ish it from the• match
ma were those who car-
MARRIA
is
THE HURON
SEAFOR
NO WITN
E LICENSES
UED AT
EXPOS!TOR OFFICE,
0;SITARIO.
WES REQUIRED,
I.
re•
'77=.
1ST EXPOSITOR
A[ UNIQUE WEDDING.
French Jbe Tied the KnOt, and He
id irt
Wild an I roniantie as any highland
legend or bordep story is the account of
the first e nitrmit marriage in the inte-
rior of Al slur, as narrated by "Windy
aim" Dods in, who was present and wit-
nessed• the 'unique ceremony.
°It was the banks of the Dall river,
a small str atm vhich flows into the Yu-
kon near ort Insulin. A young man,
Gillis by tlarn, accompanied by Aggie
Dalton, al- ar ing maiden with whom
he was in 1001 had set out from the
mouth of all' river to go across the
mountain° 8 di ide into the Koyukuk
*alley. As they started up the Dail they
met Dodso , ;and in the course of conver-
sation it develop d that the young people
were anxiollis to get married, but in that
wilderness Itbere was small chance I of
finding eith r pr- et or magistrate to per.
form the C rem ny.
"I know 8 ma wit° can tie the knot,"
said Dodson, "tid he lives only a few
miles from here. His name is Joe Du-
rant, but every ody knows him by the
nickname of 'Fr nets Joe.'
To yearning 1 arts and youthful vigor
. a few pallets in t iat vast solitude was as !
nothing, and the were soon at Durant's
place. ,Dodson 'ent with. them as guide
and witness. T e spot was one just fit
for such romanti nuptials. It was on a
wild, mountaince s slope, by the side of a
clear lake and tinder the shelter of 8
friendly tree whose evergreen branches
defied the ehill 'rovember winds.
Durant gladly
pleasant taSk, bu
or church ritual
form of his ow
rhyme, having t
repeat four lines
The briel repp
"Ten miles fr m the
lake,
-For a partner to Ro
We have no p eacber
That makes no dt
agreed to perform the
as he had no law form
at hand he devised a
and put it into rude
e bride and groom each
after him.
.ted the following!: •
Yukon, on the banks forth's
ukuk Gillis I take.
we have no ring;
erence-it's the urns old
- thing," i
Drant thcin tied the knot as follows:
"I swear by -My sled pejo under this tree
A husband to tAggia:X always will be. ,
I'll love and ; roteetter, this maiden so frail,
From trtahieo.sour dotigh toughs on the Koyukuk
•
Durant t1en tide the knot as follows:
"For two toilers each in chechaco money
I unite lb s couple in matrimony.
i Ho is a rancher, :and she is a teacher.
I'll do up, the Jos as well as a preacher."
'--Seattle Post-Intelligeneer.
Ir
THE ROBUST MAN.
. 1
Reasonshy His "Weaker Brethren
-"The ads4antages of a robust frame and
ften Outlive Him.
a sterling temperament are many and ob-
vious, but there is a reverse to this medal
as to others," says The Medical Press.
"The man With a bad constitution -that
is to say, with an organism which 'rounds
oil him' wi h implecable ferocity whenev-
er he relaxes, be it ever so slightly, his
observance of the leis's of hygiene, die-
tetic or •social -my be likened to the im-
pecunious ssitizen 'who rejoices in little or
no credit . and is ic.onstrairied ter pass his
purse. in review, before pr ceeding to
make'a purchases He can n t run great-
ly into debt, becauee his bills are present-
ed day by day. --s s ••---s.
So it is With him physiolo deafly. He
looks With' envious eyes at is sturdier
fellow who violates every mu e of health
and p .opriety night after night, yet
rises vith (or after) the lark, gay and
Appare tly unaffeeted by his revious in-
discret ons, while he, poor n an, is pun-
ished everely by a day of h adache and
dyspep ie, following not i probably a,
night f ,unreet. With him Ithe punish-
ment follows too swiftly on the offense
for any doubt to subsist in ills mind as
to the relationShip of cause and effect.
The consequence is that he, more or
less reluctantly, avoids the excesses
which he enjoys for such a brief period
and regrets Or so long. The careful-
ness of, habit, thu8 begotten ultimately
characte1rizds his life as a whole. He, at
many M. toe s rong. He is not the man
any ritt , svill not smoke one cigar too
to cycle himself into a state of exhaus-
tion whi h the morrow only accentuates.
The st onger burlier viveur goes, so to
speak, tl e who e hog. He rejoices in ap-
parently unlin ited credit, and he stops
not to cbunt t o cost, Slowly but sure-
ly the bills !tic umulate, and by and by
he finds hinaself • physiologically bank-
rupt. It is ;mit until. the s bills are pre-
sented that he realizes how extravagant
he has been, a d this at a stage too late
for the lesSon ta be of any benefit. 'The
Creaking gate angs long,'"
A L ving Arrow.
The shark is generally considered the
mot dangerous of deep sea fish. While
he is the mo3t voracious, recent investi-
gation shows thit he is not the most dan-
gerous s -since b small fish, met with
sometimes in . shoals, is often as de-
structive of !human life. The garfish
never grows to an imPosiag length. It
has a Jong, Sharp beak, which 'gives it
an arrowlike 'sbripe. This living arrow,
when alarmed, dashes out from the wa-
ter and goes so rine away over the sur-
face in short ounds with such force
that when it stiikes a foreign body it ei-
ther passes thrdugh it or inflicts painful
and serious w!onnds. An English officer
was struck bp one on the peak of his
cap. This res Red in an investigation
1
by a represent tive of the British gov- -
ernment, and it was [found that men had
lost their lives from this cause.
Hard on. the Doctor.
The late Dr. A. edley was one of the last
of the midcent ry Irish wits. The sto-
ries told by andabout him are innumer-
able.. One he u ed ,te tell against himself
apropos of hits oWnt medical ofEcership
of the Dublin n etroholitan police. One
Sunday afterro n a Crowd -was standing
t
outside a puble house before the psycho-
logical momenit iirrived. Dr. Nedley ap-
proached, was, r cognized by some of the
crowd,- which Opened out to let him pass,
one of them remarking; "Let the doctor
pass, boys. Sair'e he has kilt more polio
than all the Iovincibles put together." -
Westminster Cazette,
• oinor It.
Old Lady (tb rocet's boy) -Don't You
know that it iii ve ar rude to whiStle
when dealing with a lady?
Boy -That's what he gev'nor told me
• to do, mum. ;
"Told yout. whi t]?"
"Yes'm. H gal ilf we ever sold you
anything we' have to -whistle for he
money." -Lon u
,f
Tie U u; 1 .Lay.
po ri entitled "The lay
Is being printed in the
e lay of a song bird is
A sweet litt e
of a Song Biid'
newspapers.
commonly an
•
-On Fridayi rd ult., Mr. Stinson cele-
brated the 93rd a niversary of his birthday
in the company o a. aw friends at the resi-
dence of Mr. Tbo
The old gentle
Ireland, in 18 an
and Goderich tna
they moved toISsn
came to Clint.° w
to round out hi. da
Arciler, of Hallett.
bon in Aughrim,
came Ito this country
ip inI 1835. In 1844
ey, aniI six years ago
ere Mit. Stinson hopes
5.
[
,otyrwlirrING ROTHSCHILD.
li--
The4 Scheme a Shrewd Dealer
orked on the AStute Banker.
Al amusing story, told in the "Memo-
ries of an Old Collector," makes clear
the 4ricks in trade to which an anserh-
pulot s deqier in antiquities will resort in
order to et la large sam for his wares.
The two arties were Alessandro Castel-
lani, the e ever dealer, and Baron Adolph
Rothechil of Paris.
Ceetellael had managed to get hold of
a stiperb enameled ewer, together with
the Isb on which it stood. He knew that
Bar a Adolph had a fancy for objects of
this 'kind, but he also knew that no
Roth child was ever so carried away by
his f my- as to pay mere than was rea-
sone le for anything that pleased him.
Can llanI,I who in trade was what Ma-
chiae Ili was in politic, devised a bit of
strat gy
•Thbzirclu,
on arriving in Rome, visited
Cast Beall shop and Was shown the best
thing the 'dealer had, except the enamel-
ed dial and ewer. When everything else
had been inspected, Castellani drew from
a hid en cupboard the dish, but not the
ewer. The baron was so pleased with
the a sh that he agreed to buy the lot of
whiel it was a part, for one of the cus-
tom f the shop was not to sell a rare
spec en apart from the group ;of which
it fo ed the principal object. The baron
paid heavily for the whole, lamenting
that there was no ewer to stand on the
dish,,jand'departed for Florence
Th, re 4 was visited by an a ent Whe
told im of an old lady who 'shed to
sell s vera l beautiful majolice pieces. He
visite -her house in the country and Wasi
disap ointefl, as the majolica lady, seem'
inglY chagrined, left the room to orderf
rare; hments, and the baron saw through
the o en door of a bedroom a ewer cori
ered y a Flaw, shade on which rested ir
wrea h of immortelles.
When the lady returned the blirOni
iv
asked pernirssi n to examine the ewer- It
was brought o t, and the ba on saw that
of the same ork as that ad bought, _hilt he wiShed
hat the foot of the ewer
e hollow of the dish. He
ice of the ewer and was
• that it was not for ale,
ly souvenir se possersed
at back to his rooms, had
'ked and. found that I the
r fitted it perfectly. The
ton sent the agent to ffer
rincely sum for the ever.
k a refusal to sell. B t it
he widow'e scruples wee overc me.
tellani, Is ith his Italien cunnin
leveed th whole affair. The age t
who called an the old lady wise w s
sentimental we •e his aids in ma-khig tife
baron pay a nsuch larger skim th 4 1e
would have giVen had ew4r an dib
been sold toge her. The Italian so
man's scheme iad taken int the eskei h
banker, repute one of the most i.stue
of business men
the e amel wa
of th dish he
to be certain
wind fit Into t
inqui 'ed the p
told y the lad
as it, 'as the o
of het. husband
The baron w
the ,tdish pupa
foot bf the ew
r next day the b
the o d lady a
He bought ba
last
On
had
APES AS CASH! EVIS. 1
'
Sia.nIese Mere] ants Employ P44to
I Detect Spurious Coins.1
In that farofft, dried up little rate WI
country, quite near' China, you Imo-u4therci are large quantities of counterfe t
coin in circulation, and the counterfeite
of Siam must be most proficient, for w
hear that it is the hardest thing in th
Worl1 to detect, the, bad from the oo
money. .
The merchants are often deceived
freq4ently swindled. The smartest e
they could employ were deceived, too, fo
the bad money was such a wonderful im,
itation that the closest scrutiny o ten
failed to find the difference betwee a
good and a bad piece. r
In this dilemma some Siemese Mer
ehants called to their help some one who
was ; lways thought not so smart De
...
man a monkey. And these "large ape
of Slim" proved such' a success- at theft
new avocation that the custom of em
ployieg them for the purpose of detect
lug bad money has become univerSal
The ape cashier of Siam holds his situ
ation without a rival. I
He I has a peculiar method of testin
coin. Every piece is handed to him, an
he pi ks up each 'hit of money, one at
time, and meditatively puts it into hi
mol, tasting it with grave deliberation.
If th coin is good, he declares the fax
plainly. He takes it from his mouth end
caref Ily places it in its proper receiptael
beside him. He has pronounced juilg-'
ment, land every one is satisfied that the
r
ejudgm6nt is correct.
But 14 the coin is bad the cashier
makes1 known his verdict in an equally
unmista.kable manner. He throws it vita-
- lently from his mouth to the floor, shak-
ing his head with as much disgust as the
merchant himself might feel at being im-
posed upon. With loud chattering and
angry -rest res, he makes known his disi•
pleasu re at being presented with a bad
piece of money. The merchant himself
could not express it better.
Now, hos,,), does a monkey know what a
man earmat, tell? Ali, that is his secret.
He never reveals it. -Siam Independent.
* Giift That Won Her.
, The Prettiest story of the givi4ig of
present' S that I know anything about is a
Chapter in the life romance of an dora-
Isle little- woman who is the wife 1 an
ekisenti or from a state in the i4iddle
es
't. he was a widow when the sena-
[
or first Widow
et. her and he a ,Widoe . 4
Yds th' afternoon- of life with both of
hem, hilt he wooed her with the ardor of
boy a d the persistence of a mai At
ne tim she had definitely .made up her
ind th t her duty forbade her to marry
iirri, an she told him so. She waS deaf
o his p endings and he went away ask,
fni only that he might give her sone gift
n tokenof his enalterable affection, She
anild a cent nothing but a trifle -a 'book
he sai, , and a book he gave her. I
as th most magnificent edition to b
ad, an4 on the back was erablazoned th
itl.e, " aradise Lost." ,
-But I. ter he added to his library--;-thei
ibrarys in fact -Paradise Regained."
•
*shin on PoSt.
AMissC eene-Do you know, Mr. Tubbs
• mpliroent With a string.
het va ze alwriyii reminds me of You?
Mr. bbs-Of me? How's that?
Miss Keene -Oh, It's so large, an
.hapelY, and -
Mr. IT bbs-AhemI Yes?
Mis L eene-And there's never any
hing in it, you know! --Jewelers' Weekly
Mananimals in desert regions neve
aVe an water except the de* on Vege
ation. A parrot in the London eoo is
nown , e have lived 52 years without
rittkin a drop of water. r
• 4
1 •
1 I
Anyb dy who knows enough 'can learn
orpothi g from anybody elst.-Boston
Register.
ASTORIA
or Infants and Children.
CIUBALI'S CASE.
Didn't Walk for 5 Months.
oct rs said Locomotor Ataxia.
Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills
Cure a Disease hitherto regarded
as Incurable.
The'rcaSe of Mr. G. O. Alhibalds of
Hopewell; Cape, N.B., (a cu of whom
appears below), is one of th' severest
and most ''ntractable that ha-sL ever been
.)
.4 er
! • • • :.
recorted from he eastrn provinces, and
his cure by Milburn's Heart thmd Nerve
Pit s the more remarkable front the fact
that he was given up as incurable by
worthy arid respected physicians.
The disease, Locomotor Ataxia, with
which Mr., Archibald was icted is
Considered the most obstinate dud incur-
able disease of the nervous system
'known. W7hen once it starts it gradually
t but surely progresses, paralyzing the
) hewer extr mit es and rendering its vic-
tim helple s and hopeless, enduring the
- indescribable agony of seeing himself die
by inches.
That Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills
can cure thoroughly and completely a
disease of such severity ought to encour-
age those whose disorders are not eo
serious to try this remedy.
! The following is Mr. Archibald's letter:
MEsses. T. MILBURN & Co.--" I cart
aissure you that my case Was a very severe
one and had it not been for the use Of
ilillurn's Heart and Nerve Pills I do n it
elieve I would be alive to -day. I o
ot know, exactly, what was the' c.au.,e
qf the disease, but it gradually affected
hiss legs, until I was unable to walk
arcily any for five months.
"I was under the care of Dr. Morse,
f Melrose, who said I had Locomotor
Ataxia, and gave me up as incurable.
"Dr. Solomon, a well-known physician
laif Boston, told me that nothing could be
Inc for me. Every one who came to
v sit me thought I never could get better.
"I saw Milburn's Heart and Nerve
ills advertised and thought I would try
them anyway, as they gave mcire pro-
Miseof helpiegmethananythinfr, Iknewa.
"If you had seen me when I started
taking those wonderful pills -not able to
get out of my room, and saw me now,
working hard every day, you wouldn't
know me.
"I am agent for P. 0. Vickey, of
Augusta Maisie, and have sold so° sub-
scribers in So days and won a fifty dollar
prize. 1
"Nothing else in the World saved me
bet those pills, and I do not think they
11.ve an equal anywhere.
The seven ba:ccs I took have restored
me the full use of my Icses ana given me
st •enssth and energy andtsbetter health
t an I have enjoyed in a Jong time."
G. 0, 'ARCHIBALD.
Hopewell Cape, N. B.
In addition to the statement by Mre
Archibald, we have the endorsation of
two well-known merchants of HopeweIl.
Cape, N. B., iz.: Mes.srs.1 J. E. Dickson
and F. J. Brewster, who certify to the
genuineness and accuracy of the facts an
given above,
Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills are
Soc. a box, or 3 for $1.25, at all drug-
gists, or sent by mail. T. Milburn -St
Co., Toronto, Out,
arriage
Licenses
We Do Not Issue Them
But all those that are going to be married
in June and will have need of a Dinner
Se, call at Robb',
SEAO'ORTH
Ali we have just opened this week a line of
Dinner Ware, the prettiest and the best
quality for the money that ever came into
' SE !ORTH.
If you don't know, youu ought to by this
time,that !we take the lead in the Crockery
line in I
1
SE FORTH.
rocery line we keep everything
clean, and deliver to any part of
In our
fresh and
SE
FORTH.
ROBB.
A-3E-BTQ
FRO
The
TO OCEAN.
ttendance at
Aims College
ONTARIO.
tie0
nt *enlist to the Pacific Slope
From the
One hundred -an
tillages in Canada
put year. snt us
28 Counties nd Die
Union together wi
I
Territories r presen
been placed In go
1.898. We r�centiy
to supply licher
Amon; t who
are : enni Batonii
book-keeper, Walk
Rae, as enograp
£43 ste og ph
Milton Pressed Br
Rae,
Supplies, Petrol
as sten gr her
ADCs
best season
now.
irtyithres cities, towns anti
the -United States, during the
Tr 80ficrupils. There sec no
in• Mario, 5 Stater; of the
h Manitoba and the Northwest
ed. Over 200 of our pupils have
Mons since January let;
a four calls within three weeke
fOr other business (reneges
hale accepted positions 'lately,
stenographer and aseistanti
r, Go; at: anrinnree
Mc-
:vkia:eseBwrenr:
'ler and assistant book•keeper,
lie
vii
oro to.
of he
. M LA
yea
eotge Angell, Wholes/de Art
Igen; George Cartherright4
loath American Life ,Assute
ce spring term is one of the
for making a start. Enter
AN & Co, Chathsns, Opt,
test
IMO
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99
oilseed Oil
d Paints
IN TH-
Artisti4 Shades,
intekior and Exterior Decora-
tion.
Mann matured by
The Canada Paint Company,
- Montreal, Toronto, "Victorie, B. C.
WILSON'S,
ri
Now en sale at
R ID
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ONT.
168S -1S
SE .
4040
Take lyons cloth
have
w rk
HERR' 'NIK
oh
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,
to the 14wOBy
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or dyad_ Mid dude to leek like
teed 8o give estithictien.
Goderieh ` street, opposite the
S4forth. 160041
Spiecial Attention
to orseshoeing and
neral Jobbing.
God rich street, -
Robert
Devereux
RIACKSMITH an
CARRIAGE opp.
MAKER ifouar'll
Beatorth'.
H E The
CH MPION SHIRE STALLION
OF CANADA
ILBURN
NO. 16,179,
Will stand for the improvement of stock for the
4thorlon at BERRY'S SALE AND EXCHANGE
STAB ES, HENSALL. during the season 1899.[
Term -Insurance $18. Meals and feed for parties
i.
from distance free.
BERRY & GEIGER, Proprietors.
OWEN GEIGER, Manager. 168841 •
OR SALE.
comfortable two storey dwelling
house; warehouse with refrigerators
stab], out -houses and a; good well.
Apply to
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