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The Huron Expositor, 1898-08-12, Page 3• _ _ ••••••-:; N -L wree. ita.occioco Minoan ntod , aid Pwetrdat - et District. Marlowe QUST 12 18 nLPoRTM t4onozii. _ • Di -TO LOAN Xt- I. pRIVATE FUN • mu , pay able yea*, on Snit -elm farm eeourity. Apply NIL S. BATS, Dominion Bank BuriMing, Seaforth. 1586 eeidi.VoIlailiA„ Dominion mid Provincial Land Surveyor, Member of theAssoolation of Ontario littruyon, Dublin, Opted°. 11188•51 ONEY AT 5 PER GENT —A large amount of Money has been placed in my hand. to lend to turners, In entail And on terms to suit the borrower. Apply to 3. Base, Barrister, Seatorth. 1678-tf GELN BEATTIE, Clerk nf the Second Divhdon usne County Commissioner, of-11urent Com toym„,cort ttati LOSS AR& Iran00; AWkr L "de taveeted and to Lem Oilloti—aver Sharp lavas' store, Main street, Boeforth. 1289 y$10 THE LADIES. -M. Levi Smith, Seat nth, is prepared as ritual to do up up hair into twit- ches, to. For sale an aseortment of switobee, all colors ;also etemless switches. Retidence corner of Market and Jarvis etreets. 159 x13 ° aly is epound-; ,ackage, ea cups. STOCK FOR SALE. OHOBTHORNS FOR SALE -For sale, two good 0 young ,Shorthorn belle, with reestered pedi goees. Inices and tenDS right. DAVID xi n, Ethel. 158841 • raUEL RAII BULL FOR SALE -The underel iy has tcr tale a thoroughbred Durham' elle*, for/registration ; aged 28 menthe, color and white. Terms reasonable. JAMM rATTER- soN, lot 25, conceesion 2, L. R S., Toe:herewith, Brucefield P O. . 1589-t1 ireaitati FOR SALEAN» _wOR SERVICE.- The .L undersigned, breectex of Large English Berk- shires.bas ,for sale boars and sews in farrow. He will alio keep tor eervloe the stook boar. 34 King Lee," larchased front Mr. George Green'of Fairview, and winner at Montreal, Toronto andOtilawa. Term -ea payable at the tree of serviee with the privilege IreturnLng if neceesinT, it hooked $1.50. JAMES PORRANC 26,ouoess'r 5, RoKillop, See - Girth P. O. 1465-52 dues' Ly at STOCK FOR SERVICE. kniOAR FOR SERVICE. -The undersigned will keep for service on Lot f5, Concession 4, ey, a thoroughbred Chesterwhite boar. Terms - SI, payable at the thee of service, with the privilege of returning if necessary. JOHN V. DIEHL 1.591-tf "DULL FOR SERY10E.Tha undersigned will 1..) keep for service on his premises at Roxboro, . a thoroughbred Durham bull. Terms, $1 • it -paid before Januery, 1899, or.B1.25 afterwards: JOHN SCOT. 357141 1100AR FOR SERVICE. -The undersigned 'will Mal keel 'or eervice on Lot 84, Conceesion 4, Tuck- ersrnith, thoranghbred Chester White Boar, purchased from H. George & Sons, Crompton, 'itiddleeex Terms -$1, payable at time of service, with privilege of returning if necessary. JOHN W. ROUTLEDGE. 1540-tf rFLWORTH 130AR FOR SALE AND FOR sm. VICE,The und wiU ,Iteep for soviet°, at the Bnicaleld ry, a thoroughbred Tamworth Boar, frith re- wirligme Terms, $1; payable it tone of service privilege of re- ; turning if meceesarY. Also& number of thorough- bred young Tamworth Boars and Sows for sale. 1. HUGH MoOARTNEY, Brumfield. 140641 WORTH PIG FOR SERVICE.LThe under- signed hat for eervioe on lot 82, coneession 8, cHillop, a thtro'bred Tamworth pig, to which a limited number of lows will be taken. Thi. lean extra good pig and breeders find it advantageous to oroes their oerkshire sows with this breed of pig. Terms 21, with privilege of returning If neceasary. • JOHN McMILLAN • 1505xtf Mg, SLUG-13TR TREA • •z, ° REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. Positively cured by Owe Little Pills. They; also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Too Hearty Eating. A per- fect te,medy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowst. sem, Bad Tastein. the Mouth, Coated Tongue Pain hi the Side, TORPID LIVER. They Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. Small Pill. Small Dois04- email Prices Subtitution the fraud of the day. See you get Carter's, Ask for Carter's, Insist apd demand Carter's Little Liver Pills. SHINGLES AND LUMBER FOR SALE. The undersigned his for sale; cheap, first and Seaorall CI:188 FINS AND CEDAR SMNOLTA. Also- a lot of 111481LLOK 1 UMBSR. all kinds. -Shiogiee and lumber can he seen at Kippin seatiou. A ear'. load ot Pine and Hereieck Planke' Saantlings, etc., lust received. Orders cau be left atthe station, or with • JAMES COOPER, London Road. laretf Seaforth Dye Works. Get Your Clothes Cleaned and your Dyeing done at home. NICKLE,_ Of the Seaforth Dye Werke, is pre- pared to *. Clean and Press Clothes and Dye • Cloth Of al kind,' in first elan style and at very reasonable prices. Dacha dress can be dyed, if desired, with- out being ripped. • A triat ii solicited, and all work warranted to give sati4faction. Garments made to look nearly as toed as new. Works and residence on Goderich Street, east of Main Street, and nearly op- posite Si. Jameb' Chu eh. H. NICKLE, Seaforth. 1596-12 AN UN01114..INB RECRUIT . Wh• Bad' BsirsoardetInnenrafteof ociTionutonnttle01,4:r jun7. More than One A.morican family -of ' to- dioy can reinexuber the time when in the• season of the: country's need the young son of the housewent to the war, but probably not one .American faintly can quite enter into the spirit of the scene de- scribed by Mr. William Agnew Paton in his: "Picturesque Shinn. 1.' Near La Chime, del Carmine Mr. Paton saw a young rearuit, nevrly drafted, take Ing leave of hie family. He was very young, hardly,of an ago to fit him for Mil- itary service. . This 'MAY perhaps serve as arremetfee for the fact that, in spite of, his new uniform, he -stood in the middle Or - the road crying like -a baby as he poured hie Woof woe into the ears of his younger brothers and sitters and pessibly his cous- ins also, for sotne 10 or 12 ohildren were grouped round 'him, standing or kneeling upon the pavement, all of them weeping bitterly. • * • -The boy's mother, her/ eyes red and her hairdisheveled, was delivering to a dozen ' or moreof her friends a tirade against the injustice of compelling her boy to serve in the royal army. Opinion seemed utiani- moue, for all gavetheir unequivocal and - vociferous assent to her propositions andl complaints.:* - The hum was full of women. : There were few men, only those being there who were too old to work. The windows and doors of the houses were occupied by °di; er women, all gesticulating and all very =AM When the sergeant, a good natured fel- low, who had permitted his charge to halt Ion liter way to the railway station, mo- tioned the young reorolt to come away, the scene in the lane beggared descrilition. !rho cltildren gave loud Telco to their' sor- row; the mother frantically kissed her bay's face, hands and clothing, and even by throwing herself upon the ground managed_ne kiss his feet Then, rioing to her knees, she clinched both handle-, and, lifting -them toward heaven, seemed to be °ailing down venge- ance 'on the sergeant and all set in author- ity over hint who had part or lot in the taking of her son from her. When last seen, she was being led into her house by her sympathizing friends, while the children, crying and gesticulat- ing, followed the young recruit to the cor- ner of the street; whee they shrieked a last farewell to the wly made soldier who trudged beside th� sergeant weeping aloud. 1GIARM TO RENT. -A good farm to rent on the 4th Concession of McKillop. There is a good barn and brick house on the place, and plenty of good water, and the land is in a good state of culti- vation. Apply b MRS. R. THOMPSON, Blyth, Ont. 15994 MIOR SALE, OR TO LET. -A dwelling house situated on Goderich street, containing ten rooms, gocd cellar, hard and soh water and good cut -buildings Now occupied by J. L. Smith, mer- chant. Pe&eseion given about the 191 cf Aloud. Apply to A. G. AULT, Seaforth. - 1597-tf $700 'affintlili, raliCualtdhe eocomgf000rntelejlael:ensd setleez Seafozth, at present occupied by Mr. A. Scott. There are 3 rooms, with hard and soft water, also a large stet:ie. The lot is a corner lot and well planted with fruit and ornameatal tree& Apply to A. SCOTT, Seaforth. 1593-tf FOR SALE.—For sale 220 sere farm in Maintop; being Lots 24 and 26, Concession 10, and nor h part of Lot 25: Concession 9. This land has been in pasture since first cleared, 25 or 30 years ago, therefore is rich and free Item foul weed& It is situated on the gravel road, five mites north of Sea- . lorth and nine from Brussels. Terms of peyinent made to Belt purchaser_ For particulars apply to W. GOVENLOCK, Secifortb. 16944f ari ARM E RS. PA Y OFF YOUR ,OLD 110 Mortgages. Reduce Pant interest. Save money. Any terms desired. Business pri- vate. • No delay. Charges low. No cots incurred unless loan is granted Satisfaction guaranteed, or no „loan. Loans arranged , with local agents. Agents wanted. Call or. write. Enclose stafhp. E. R. REYNOLDS, 1iA.R11 FOR SALM—For elle, in the Township of X Maintop, the north 60 ac es a Lot 15, CODC98, sion it, boundary line. About 47 acres cleared, three sores a good hardwood hush, abeut two acres of choice fruit tree& soil unsurpassed, well drained and fenced; schoc 1 half a mite away, post offiae ani church cenvenient ; will be sold cheap. Per par- ticulars, apply b the proprietor on the premises, or Walton P. 0. DANIEL MeMILLAN, Proprietor. - 1699-tf 15 Toronto Street, Toronto. SPLENDID FARM FOR SALE.—For sale the splendid farm of Mr. Robert QavenIcek, on the Ninth Reed, a mile ano a half hom Seaforth. 1 contains 175 acres, nearly a I cleared and in a high state of eultivaticre There is a two story brick house, good bank barn and everything in first.class coedition and well underdrained. It will be sold on eau term& as the prcprietor desires to retire. If not sad before the fall it will be rented. ' Addrese ROBERT GOVENLOCK, Seaforth P. 0. 1-93 ti ellipESIDENCE IN SEAFORTH FOR SALE.—For IA/ Emle the confortable Cottage on North Main street, Seaforth. belongiog to the estate of the late Moore Boyd: The hcuee contains seven reoms, be- . sifts a large summer kitchen and a good stone cellar and stable. Also hard and soft water. The property e ill be sold cheap, as the estate meat be wound up. In the mean time it will be rented, and the tenant e ill be given a leased for six months if de - tired. .Apply to JOHN LANDelBOROUGH, Seaforth. •1697-1f -Etta-gate, Nirith a 'needs:1 We have win Ien4 free of. ur -best attention. • Holroesf Poder-. ackiche THE BANE OF MANY A WOMAN'S • LIFE. A Berlin Lady Tells How to Get Rid of It. Doan's Kidney Pills The Remedy. Mrs. Eliza Reitz, 33 Wellington St., Berlin, Ont., says "For ten years I have been afflicted with kidney and back trou- ble, suffering greatly from dizziness, ner- vousness, weak eyesight, loss of sleep, and appetite, and an almost constant tired, weak feeling. In February last I got a box of Doan's Kidney Pills and received so much benefit from them that I continued their use until I had taken three boxes in all, and was completely cured. They removed every vestige of • pain, dizziness and nervousness, and en- abled me to get restful sleep ; So that from being a sick woman I am now strong and well again." Doan's Kidney Pills are the bast remedy in the world for Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Dropsy, Backache, Gravel, Sediment in the Urine, and 8'11 Kidney and Bladder Diseases. Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price, so cents a box or 3 boxes for Vas. The Doan Kidney P111 Co., Toronto, Ont. 11ARM FOR SALE.—One-hundred acre farm for 12 vale in tbe township of .Utsborne, Let 36, Con- cemen A. It contains about 80 ecru of cleared land, e ell drained and in a hieh state of cultivation. The balance of the farm is good bar& ood bush. lb is well watered by a spring creek, two never failing hard water wells and one cistern. A large frame hcute ; geed, cellar ; large bank bare, with stone stabling; ciriving ehed ; open shed; and all other cutbuildinge needed. A geed orchard of all kinds of fruit. The farm is well suited for either grazing or groaing all kinds of grain. It is situated about three miles frcm the thriving village of Hensall, and six miles frcm Exeter, and not far horn church, poet (Bice, store -and echool. Easy terms to suit the purchaser. If not sold before fall it will be rented. For futher pat Umtata apply to WM. MITCHELL, Heparin P. 0 , Ontario. 1697-8 W. N. Watson, SEAFOATI-1, Fire and Life Insurance Agent; Houses to Rent, Real Estate Agent. Dealer in the RAYMOND and Wlirre family and mann-. lecturing Sewing Machines. All -kind of Sewing Machines repaired. • Charges moderate. Ageni for the .• 0 . ' 1 c " 'ORTEE- . , WHITE AHD GODERICH BICYCLES. First -Class Wheels in Every Rerpect. FIR TOES -- Ri a -I-1'11- 1580-52 The McKillop *At/nal Firs • Insurance Corapany. FARM AND ISOLATED TOWN • PROPERTY ONLY INSURED. q' A TITIAN IN MEXICO. • . - FASHION AND -FABRIC; Foulard silks and satins are in Marked Livor this-ea/miner. : - • - / . „ The pretty-dnek °names in White or oolors, in Olin or tiiitOy 'offer:toe, are in greatervogue than -*fa thileyeart Basket oheoki are *ovoid* some Of the new autumn sill* Whielt/ have a Finial! ;brocaded pattern mattered atter them. Many of. 'the Peet*, eIlk, Orient de (Aloe and vellifig dreams are finiihed w th throe eai 'tiny frills of ribbon, lepping / h other and gathered moderately full. The new Moire silks are watered ecrose. the width in irTegulate it -tires, and the lat- ticework patterns seem to be one of the season's females for both plan and MOlT6 'age. • • , Large ordershaye been placed with man- ufacturers for lustrous white corded alike •Jand heavy but soft • finiehed oMarn anti ivory white satins for evening toilets next •seasoni • , -./ 1 Velvet or satin ribbon in straight rowe and about two inches wide Is arranged on new French skirts and bodices to pass in and out through tines of narrow perpao • dingier tucking set in clusters of three mi five. I • The newest vicuna elites for traveling, yachting and cycling are wide diagonal' of very fine, soft wool, roughly wovene to a single color, such as gray, blonlor fawn, and notably in navy blue, or elm in 5Vr4 shades of a color. * - The majority of the summer hodioes foe general wear are -Made with fitted backs, very slightly -Pouched fronts, with revere or bretelles beyond; a plain band of ribbon for the `collar; almost covered with a pretty jabot arrangement of falling lace. , , Some of the most beautiftiltgoods in the elegant outfits for the saintlier are the French and 'India nruslins, and the dainti• est sort of evening gowns, as well as those for drossy afternoon wear, ore made of ba• .tiste, especially in flowered cream white witlotrimmings of oream lace,—New York Post. ,. Indians of a Ruined City Refuse 85000 For a Masterpiece. • Here is a 'story about a picture which hangs in the ruined church of Tzinzunt- zan, Mexico, and which the Mexican Her- ald asserts is a genuine Titian, yrhioh, though the average ;traveler knows noth- ing about, has been visited by artists from - all parts of the globe, who have made the Journey ttiMexico solely for the purpose of seeing this canvas, and they have all de- edared that the picture was well worth the trip. The famous picture hangs in one of the old ruined churches.' The padre himself will point out the way and stay with you. while you are there. The _entrance to the auditorium of the church is through a long, dark corridor that leads up to a great door, barred and chained and padlooked— that seemed to carry you back to the old fe-udal days and make one think that the doors of some old castle were being opened to him. The door opens into an inner room as dark as night, the eadre unfastens a grat- ed window and a flood of golden sunlight comes from over the Western hills beyond the lake and falls full upon the picture -- such coloring, such composition, such feeling as could only come from the hand of a master. Tradition says it was painted by Titian and presented to Philip of Spain. Eminent men, authors and painterii agree with this •version. An effort has been made to buy the painting, and $50,000 -was offered by the bishop of Mexico, but the faithful, devoted Indians refused.' The picture 'is an entombment, 1d feet long by 7 feet high. Surrounding the dead Christ, wrapped in a wipding sheet, stand4 the Virgin, Magdalene, St. John and nine other figures, all life size. The picture's state of preservation is marvel- ous. More than 300 years- have lapsed since the great master touched it, and yet one is deluded into the belief that it was painted but yegterday, so /fresh, pure and rich is its color.—Exchange. ma.Eorys System Renovator -AND OTHER - TESTED - REMEDIES. A s - a and antidote for Impure, Weak and Im• povarlWI Blood, Dyspepala, Sleepletssneee, Palpita- tion of he Heart, Liver Complaint, Neuralgia, Loss of Memory, Bronchitis, Consumption, Gall Stones, Jaundice, Ki ney and Urinary Diseases, St. Vitus' Dance, Female Irtegularieies and General Debility. LABORATORY—Goderich, Ontario. J. M. McLEOD, Proprietor and Mann facturer. el Sold by J. S. ROBERTS, Seaforth. 1501-i GODERICH Steam Boiler Wog% mimes. Geo. Watt, President, Rarlook P. 0.; J. B 113Leae, Kippen P. 0. ; W. ii Shannon, Sou -Tres& Seatorth P. 0. ; Thomas E. Hays, Inspector of Losses, Seaforth P. O. DIRIOTOSS. W. G. Broadfoot, &Merit ; John, G. Grieve, in- throp ; George Dale, Seaforth; Thomas= E. Hays, sesfortb : James Evans, Beechwood '• Thoe.Glarbutt, Clinton ,• Thonme Prater, Bruoefield; John B. Mo. Lean, Kippen. AOZSTS. AObt. Smith, Harlook ; Robb. MoMillen,-Eleafortli ; Jamea Cumming, Egmondville ; J. W. Yee, Holmes- ville P. 0.; John Govenlook and John C. Morrison, Parties desirous to effect Insuranoes or trim& rot other business will be promptly attended to os pplication to any of the Above officers, add:sued lir their respective post °Erne& . (ESTABLISHED 1880.) A Queer Fact. • The Philadelphia Record tells of a rich man of that city Who has a queer fad. He neither gives nor accepts any money that has ever previously been wed as legal ten- der. Whether he fears contamination in tbe exchange or only likes to handle the bright new coins and bills for the pleasure of it is not divulged. But, whatever the reason, the rule is absoldte. He carries with him a stook of undi med. coins of every denomination up t4 half dollars, beyond that crisp bills to heamount he considers neeessary. That which he buys he' pays for with the exaiit change, and should he by chance be caught without means of such precision the seller is en- titled to the full amount given him lit ex- cess of his bill. It is a genitive pleasure no doubt. and very interesting; but to cleave to- it strictly one mist needs have obliging bankers or a lien on the mint. THE HORSE SHOW. Five of the get of Kremlin have worked miles around 2:O2 at Terre Haute. Dawnlight, 2:28%, by Blue Dawn, dam Lady Horton, has been shipped to Europe. - St. Andre, 2:18%, by St. Bell, is the only horse with a record in Charles Mar - vin's stable. •.• Andy W, one of the fast -horses of the season, is by Anderson Wilkes, dam by Dictator Wilkes. -Oratorio, by Wilkes toy, dam by Din tater, recently trotted an easy mile in 2:1534, and repeated in 2:16. James Dustin is not going to California, but has scoured a drivers licenst and will bean in the sulky this year. Orit Davis, the well -known trotting trainer, received $3,800 as his share of the winnings of Han d'Or in the Latonis Derby. James Johnson paid $7,525 for the priv- lieges at the Anaconda (Mon.) meeting, and Miles Finlan gave $10,000 for the privileges at Butte. At Stratford, Ont., the paeiir Wilkie Collins, by 0 K, 'a, son of Brown Wilkes, was timed a quarter in 8034 senonds and an eighth in 1434seconds. The chestnut gelding Luck, by Lobby, 210, showed a mile in 2:25 at Lexington recently. This gelding has three 'crosses to the great brood mare Ned. A6 -year-old chestnut mare by Kanka- kee ,rnained Belle M, shOWed a most aston- ishiOg quarter at Lexington, Kya June 22 in 8034 seconds, which is said to be the fastest ever trotted over the track.—Tuil, Field and Farm. A. CHRYST L Successor to Chivied & Black, einnufacturers of all kinds of Stationary Idarine, Upright & Tubular B ILERS ealt Pans,moke Staoke, Sheet Iran Werke, ato., eto. Liao dealers a Upright and Horizontal filide Valve manes. Automatic, Cut -Off Engines a Specialty. MI see of pips and pipe -fitting oonslantly on band I *Mutates furalehed on short notice. Worka-Opposite G. T. R. Staten. Goderieh. McKillop Directory for 1898 JOHN MORRISON. Reeve, Winthrop 2.0. DANIEL .11AIMET, Deputy -Reeve, Besehwood 2.0. WM. mooAvng, Councillor, Leadbury P. 0. • JOSEPH C. MORRISON, Councillor, Beextwood P.PriHN S. BROWN, CounoMor, 1 Elea°rib P. 0' JOHN 0. MORRISON, Cloth, Wintbr0p P. O. DAVID M. ROSS, Trauma, Winthrop 2.0. WM. EVANS, Assam& Beachwood P. 0. CHARLES DODDS, Collector, Seaforth 2.0. RICHARD POLLARD, Sanitary Inspector, Load. b rry 2 . 0. "Uncle Saha" Tarviater. "Unole Sam" Tarwater, who has reach- ed the ninety-second year ilif his age, was in Orrick Saturday aftern n getting his fo pension papers made out. He is the only state pensioner left and receives $100 yearly for wounds received in the Mormon war of 1838 and 1839. He was in the bat- tle of Crooked River, fought in the au- tumn of 1838, ten miles east of Lathrop, Clinton county. In this fight David Pat- ton, commander of the M4nons from Far West a settlement 16 mils northeast of Lathrop, was killed. Ile vas called Cap- tain Feareaught, and his 4mon were armed with corn knives, which hey used -as sa- bers and during the ligh "Uncle Sam" was almost hacked to Pi(f000 and left on the field for dead. He still enjoys good .health and delights to tell how he fought the Mormons. -Orrick Tithes. Informatio "Say, pa," asked the li tle son of a rail- way conductor, "what's an exchequer?" "An ex -checker!" exclaimed the ticket puncher. "Why, that nust be a retired baggage man."-OhioNews. A few persons in England raise large numbers of guinea pigs or exportation to France'where they are. highly esteemed for the table, the flavor f the meat being identical with that of the rabbit. , The wondektul part of the Maxim gun is that It has only one barrel, and yet it OM discharge 600 shots in ono minute. WAR SIDE LIGHTS. JINGLES AND ;JESTS. • The Usual Prograname. When it crisis airmails you, took serenity round ; Don't rush into action Where dangers abotmd; Be sure that you think it all o'er once or tviies And never be backward in inking advice. Never fedar thet your friends will be cautions sn Thai% stopYi;n the midst of their duties with joy To hear you describe your dilemma clear through And tell you just What they think you should do. Don't let your own judgment a barrier be; Go on through the bit, though they all dia. agree, ' -• Till some one t last nommen& your psi • - Tlitin take his advice; he's a sensible man. • -Washington titer. orrammemaillmeZzosiomm A Wild Onset. He O&M down the street at a rapid gat. Ile dodged into thefirstebank that met his gaze. A moment later he reappeared. His jaw was firmly set,. his eye blase& . • He dodged into -two niore banks, Then he•dodged into the other four. Every time he reappeared his) jaw was still more firmly set, and his eye blazed more furiously. itle.rushed !lite the nost- office, he charged into four newsstands. Deep wrinkles were • lining kis 004140- ' pence. His face grew paler and more big- gard. On he rushed: People turood and stared at the flyitig figure. _ A .pellairean glowered at him: But he heeded not. On, on he rushed in that wild and endless dance. - No, he hadn't been bitten' by a taran- tula, nor was he running amuck. He was just an inoffensive businessman said good citizen looking for a bank cheek stamp.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. • Old Faehioned.' New Boarder—See here, • can't stand this lamp. It sniells like an oil refinery. What sort/of a lamp is it, anyhow? - Chambermaid—That's at. center table lamp, sir. New Boarder—Well, take it away and bring me one of the old fathioned kind. don't care for these. newfangled somata table lamps.—New York Weekly. Deserved Congratulations. I was introduced to a man today, And, ix) soon as hie name I heard, At first ['scarcely knew what to es,, The position was so absurd. To congratulations my words so ran That he soon became quite confused, But he deserved them, for he was the man Whem my wife had oncb refused. -Up to Date. What is ••ee "e" ee•eseeee eeee, e •eeeene ' TflDIA Not Oluilty. "How did they come to -release that- fel. low who was suspected of being a Span- ish spy?" "Why, they caught him shooting crape with some of the other prisoners. Of course that proved his innocence. A Span- iard couldn't shoot anything "—Chicago News. What They Are Like. " Those Spanish gunners are lightning," he said. - The listeners were startled. "Yea," ho continued, "lightning neve; strikes twice, in the same place, you know."—blew York Journal. Colonel Wood's timely advice; "Don't swear, boys, bot shoot!" deserls to len come olassio.—Philadelphra Eve ing Bul- letin. • -Because Spain is getting more than the bargained for she is convinced that the •Yankees are a nation of shopkeepers.— Chicago News. Naval Constructor Hobson remembered Lord Wolseley's advice, "If you want to get on in war, do your best to get killed." —City of Mexico Herald. • As we have said before, the battleship grind old Texas may be a genond oleo ironclad, but she is a XXXX, ;AA, Bret class fighten—Galveston•News. , At Santiago, as at Manila bate the feet Was again forcibly shown that the effect- iveness of the modern navy lies in the man behind the guns. Newark Adver• tiger. " I Commodore Watson, one of Farragut' cubs, will command the expeditioo against the coast of Spain. Dewey is anther. was a good school to be brought up New York Evening Sun. MARRIAGE 'LICENSES I8SUEE AT THE 11111011 EXPOSITOR OFFICE EtEA,FORTH, !bINTTARIO. NO WITNESSES REQUIRED, • TIRE PUNCTURES.' W. All Know Him. There is oneman we've all marked for slaughter Whene'er he shall come in our reaoh ; Then we'll reap deep revenge, And our past wrongs avenge— • On the camera fiend of the beach. z' -Vim. • - eeeeee.. Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription. for TweRnts and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups and Castor OIL It is Pleasant. Its guarantee 'la , alit* years' use Millions of Polothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. Castoria praents voiniting Sour Curd, cures Diarrhcea and. Wind Colic. Castoria, relieves Teething troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. Castoria assimilates the Food, regulates tite' Stomach' and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Castoriet is the Children's Panacea—the Mother's Friend. Castoria. "Castor's is an excellent medicine for children. Mothers have tepeateclly told me of its good effect upon their children." DR. G. C. °soma, Lowell, Mass. THE FAC -SIMILE -Castoria. "Castoria is so veal adapted to children ,. that 1 recommend it as superior to any pre- scription known to me." H. A. Ancrenee M. D. Brooklyn, Al. SIGNATURE OF • • APPEARS ON EVERY WRAPPER. THIE cerement , onetime. menneY STREET* 1.4LW VOIRK In the Restaurant. Stranger—Waiter, let me have a poached egg. /Stranger -at Next Table—One for me, too, please, but see that it isn't a bad one. Waiter (in the kitchen)—Two poached eggs; one good one.—Tit-Bi. Roundabout Hint. "I hear that you're going to move, neighbor." "Stuff and nonsense I Nothing to it. Who told you sof" "Your landlord."—Detroit Free Press. CENTRAL Hardware Store. We are to the front with a complete line of GRANITEWARE. See our Pre• - serving Kettles, the best in the mar- ket. We are sole agents for the celebrated Thor- old Cement for laying floors and walks; it cannot he gurpassed. Also a full steak of Portland Cement. Try us for Machine Oil. Eavetroughiag and Furnace Work specialty. Give as a call, prices right. Circumstances. "Death is the base deserter's fate," The Spanish: soldier paused to sing, "But if the leaders of onr state Are seized with fear and abdicate t Of course that's quite a different thing." -Washington Star. 1. An Exception. "This war," said the theatrical main! "has knocked the interest from every! thing. "I don't find 14 the case," said the pawnbroker.-Cinobinati Enquirer. A Scottish lunatic doctor thinks thai bicycle riding may be a cure for tnsanity:' He has tried it with good results on som0 of his patients. Siam's royal family having brought bi cyoles with it from Europe, every noble ol Siam is trying to ride a wheel. Groat bee provements ' -1 the roads of the country arc looked for in consequence. Bicycles can be fitted with a new pave ment ,oleaning device to keep the whee from getting muddy, which is made of cylinder brush held in a frame ahead of the front wheel and geared to the axle t revolve and sweep the street as the wheel man Irides along. Dead centers on bicycle °ranks9 elim. eir inated by a new sprocket wh 1, which has a curved slot cut on one si e of the center, in which a lug on the reovabi crank fits, and is held in place by a rubb4 pad, which throws the crank out of line when pressure of the foot is released. His Greatest Sacrifice. "Do you really think you love my daughter as a husband should?" "Love her? Why, I would give up my bicycle for her." (No cards.)—New York Herald. SISTERLY CITIES, ' Sills & Murdie HARDWARE, Counter's Old Stand, Seaforth. 52 BOILS "Three years ago I was troubled with boils, and tried several remedies recommended by friends, but they werii of no' avail. I had FIFTY -2'W° ROILS in all, and found nothing to give me relief until I tried Burdock Blood Bitters. The first bottle 1 took made a coni- plete cure arid proved so very satisfactory that I have recom- mended B.B.B. to many of my friends who have used it with good results." A. , J. MUSTARD, Hyder, Man. Any one troubled with Boils, Pimples, Rashes, Ulcers, Sores, or any Chronic or Malignant Skin Disease, who wants a Perfect cure, should use only BLOGID BURDOCK BITTERS. AUCTION SALES. A UCTION SAI.E or FARM ,PROPERTY. -e -There will be sold by public% auction on the premien on Saturday, August 2oth, at 2 o'olook p. ni., on Lot number 28, Concession 7, 'township of Caroms lees 15 sores, ind contains by admossorement, 64 ;men more or lea. On Ow property there is it good frame house and barn ; about id acres bulk with spring•oreek running through it ; the balance Is good farming land, ed in grass and hu been pastured for number o yule. This Is first-class property, convenient to post office, school, churches and market, and well adapted for either graining or mixed farmieg, and mint be sold. Terms. -Ten per cent. of purotuise" money on day' of sale, bed- ance in 80 days without interest. A resionable amount of purcbase money may remain OR mod - gage at B per cent. for & term of year& For futher particulars apply to HORTON, Hensel! P. O.. or to THOMAS CAMERON, auetioneer, Paiquher P. 0. 1590 A Mistaken Shakespeare. "What's in a name I" 1 always sneered , Till father donned this specs • - And settled fifty urgent bills By aigning fifty checics. • --New York Truth. A Gentle Hint. "You are my sun," he breathed passion. / ately. "Have you noticed, that lately the sun has a ring?" she inquired, with a delicate blush.—Town Topics. He Couldn't In Near York. Hewitt—What makes you think so much of Boston? Were you born there? Jewett—No, but I've won a good deal of money betting on its baseball club.— New York World. It is to be hoped that pciston will nelf get up a tea party to show its aocestr I objection to the stamp tax.—Chieago R ord. There can be no seheme of terrltorli4l aggranditemeleteetibtai will. not fin& uni-; versa favor in Chicago.—St. Louis Globe - Democrat • Cleveland courts are trying to break the divorce record. * The more ones; that are made two the bigger can be the Cleveland directory estimate of populationoi-Buffale Express. • CAMARA'S FLEET-. It is reasonable to suppose that if •Ole Spanish entrant toes to Manila Admixal Dewey will take a map shot at him.—St. Louis Republic. • We bope Camara will manage to Htrlke Manila between meals. Dewey hates I to leave a job unfinished while he and his wee dine.—Phirth Annul • • -As John Pierson, blacken -Ali, St. Marys, was going to his work :the other morning, he noticed indications Of a fire at the rear of Oliver J. • White's stable,i/ the loose straw of the manure pile being all ablaze. Some of Mr. White's fentily had thrown out some miles having live coals in them, and but for Dir.Pierson's intervention, a serious fire:plight have occurred. For Table and Dairy, Purest and Best REMOVED. Having removed into the store formerly occupied by Mr. j. Downey, in the Cady Block, opposite the Commercial Hotel, I now purpose carrying a full and compiete ine of all kinds of Harness, Whips, Blankets; • Business Stimulus. Now the weather man is•happy And rejoices in his lot, For he reads the war dispatch:es, ' Then gets up and makes things het. • -Chicago Redordn; Nis LOIlir Salt. Framme—There is always the stamp of originality about everything Shortly does. Pierry—Yes; they are the only stamps he ever has about hine.—Philadelphia North American. And everything handled by the trade. Just received this week a large eonsignment of BLANKETS, GOAT ROBES AND - GOLLOWAY ROBES, Which we are now offering at astonishingly low prices. • M. BRODERICK, SEAFORTH. W L , t=' CD IP 11 CI K 4 I.." 1 M TA 5. 1-1 itCR (I) :I 17.14, t -t-- CD tz = r t-,.. . ,...,.. cr., A: z p., g.2. — p et ga m rA tt et g CD i --a - CD 11 0.4. IA I—, 0ea 0 o cp 1=7' li TA„ PD 22 pi Il p1.4 et- P 1 rn -- pfr, Cr CD cl W I-43 CT' 0 I-% t -r- 11 6 1:3-1 W • IThe 1898 Rules. "It ls the war that has knocked baseball . "You mean it is the lack of war." -In- dianapolis Journal. • A 0,sali of Carves. When a scorcher doubles himself in a bow, All the fester to make his bioycle go, In a contest of speed. why it's most evident that on win-nins• 70 • -1014 he is very much bimt. • etTown- IT 1='.A. -KB TO Ask your grocer tot The Canada Business College CHATHAM, ONTARIO` , Still leads its contemporaries in placing pupils.. 134 of our pupils were placed in choice positions in the 10 months ending July lat, an average of nearly 4 per week. What do you think of it ? It Pays to Attend the Best. • College re -opens for the fall term on Tuesday, September 6th. Write for catalogue of either department to 11 D. It CHIAN a Co. Chatham, Opt. 1 0 itEWA 114 TeStilet.:1 posed ED, or rayed from ts strayeteit or etolen, stip- 2 end 8 Conoessioto 6, Montan in May Usti a two year old steer of red color, sprinkled with grey. He had a ring- in ids left ear. A reward of tea dollars will be given for the recovery of this anima, and any person found harboring him after 'this date will be prosecuted. POWAN, Dublin P. 0. 1599x4 THE SEAFORTH Musical - instrument EMPORIUM - ESTABLISHED, 1873. Owing to hard times, we have oon- 31nded to sell Pianos and Organs m Greatly Redueed Price& Organs at $25 and upwards,* Pianos at Corresponding plot* 81111 US MORK PURCHASING. SCOTT BROS. •