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MACH 18, 1898.
IMPORTANT NOTICES.
J
ItIVATE FUNKS TO LOAN at 5 per cent., pay
able HAYS ' on Domifirst-otos
i -6 lianarm Buil' dinsecurity.
Sea?orth
tol R. S. H , 1565
J,yicgg=INA, Dominion and Provincial Land
Surveyor, Member of theAation of Ontario
Dublin
taatl Surveyors, . Ontario. 1386'69
TORN BEATTIE, Clerk •+f the Second Divieton
Court, County Commieeloner, of Huron,Con-
veyancer, Land, Loan and Insurance Agent. nds
teveated and to Lean. Office—Over Sham &
Wane store, Hain street, Seaforth.
BEANS AND BUTTEGo d NTED.—White Beans d also lim-
ited
ited quantity
a
quantity of firet•class Tub Butter. For these we will
pay the highest cash price. The highest cash price
will also be paid for fowl in all soasone. T.
. F.
CASE & CO„ Seaforth.
ANTED R-ELP.—•Reliable men in every local -
v. ity, local ortravelling, to introdu^e a new
ees, fences apour ahow cards and bridges throughout ctownked u
p on
trees, and
c;Steady emploi merit. _ Commission or
salary,• per month and expenses, and motley de-
posited
i65 p bank when started. For particulars
write
in �yE WORLD MEDICAL ELECTRIC COM-
PANY,
London, Ontario, Canada. 1560-36
PAr-v,
WARMERS' ATTENTION.Why pay 5$ and 6 per
J cent. interest these hard times? I am nowfirst-
class
pre-
pared to lend money at 5 per eencen.t n the really
et! .
claw farm- security, up to 60 perpa
value; straight lane ; interest and A GOSpal in first
door
to suit borrower. Appy mCOSEN
door seuth of Jackson's store, e.
1604tf
ARM FOR SALE CHEAP OR TO RENT.—Be-
• ing north half of Lot 40, Concession 10, East
Wwanoeh, 4i miles from Wingha mod fame barn, There is
5
acres cleared, 15 acres good busk; g
stable, straw shed and house, a .good orchard and
two never4ailing wells. Apply to HENRY J.
PEAREN, Wingham P. O., Ont.
STOCK FOR SALT.
TE>RS FOR SALE.—The undersigned has for
sale on Lot 34, Concession 8, McKillop, 36 steers
rising 2 years old, and 1 heifer in calf. WILLIAM
A. ROSS. ,. 1576x4
ftLYDESUALE STALLION FOR SALE.—For sale
U cheap, a thoroughbred Clydesdale stallion, four
year[ old. Good bone, plenty of hare lnandsppllen di
action. He is`a sure stock horse. Appy 13,
London Road, Stanley, or address Brucefieli 74 t O.
JAMES ROSS.
DIGS FOR SALE AND FOR SERVICE.— The
j, undersigned, breeder of Large English Berk-
.hires,has for sale boars and Bows in farrow. He will
sure used.fzom Mr. the
GeorggeeYboarGreen, sKing
of Fairview,
and winner at Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa. Term
-41 payable at the time of service with the privilege
fr.turoing if necessary, if booked $1.50. JAMES
ORRANCE, Lot 26, Concession 6, McIfillolp, 6ea-
orth P. O.
STOOK FOR SERVICE.
-DDULL FOR SERVICE.—Tho undersigned will
keep for service on hie premises at Roxboro,
a thoroughbred Durham bull. Terms, $1 •; if paid
before January, 1899, or $1.25 afterwards 5J t! N
SCOTT.
BOARS FOR SERVICE.—The lrndersigned will
keep for service at BrueefleId, one pure bred
Tamworth boar, and one pure bred Chester White
boar. GEORGE HILL, Bruoefield.
.1585 -ti
THE HURON i X POSITOR.
A SAD PICKPOCKET.
"H9OT" DONEGAN'S STORY OF HIS
MOST RECENT AFFLICTION.
Ran _After a Hansom and Wasted Nearly
a Day In Pursuit of a Bogus Pearl—Long,
Chances at a Free Lunch Counter—No
Prosperity For Rim Now.
The pickpocket stood on the corner
looking very disconsolate. His coat col-
lar was turned up, his hands were thrust
S1OK down into his pockets, and his hat was
EADAOHE
tilted forward until the rim was almost
Positively eared by these level with his eyes. Silverstein, the
Litte ed.Pil-b puller in at the clothing store two doors
from the corner, having held up in vain
They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, two sailors and a one armed soldier, left
Indigestion and Too Hearty Eating. A per. . his post to inquire the cause of the pick-
fect remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsi- pocket's woe.
Hess, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Coated Tongue
Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They
Regulate the Bowels. Ptirely Vegetable.
Small PHI. • Small Dose.
Small Price.
Substitution
the fraud of the. day.
See _ you get Carter's,
Ask for Carter's,
Insist and demand
Carter's Little . Liver Pilb.
THE RELIABLE
Upholsterer and Mattress Maker,
SEAFORT H, ONT.,
Parlor Furniture repaired and recovered.
Carpets sewed and laid ; also cleaned
and renovated at reasonable prices.
Shop in McGinnis Block.
WOOD WILL BE TAKEN ` FOR WOR._.
1622
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"What's the matter, Hoot?" he asked.
Donegan, the pickpocket, -known on
the row as Hoot, glanced up at Silver-
stein, grunted out an oath, and then
letting his head fall on his breast again
relapsed into silence.
"What is it, Hoot?"
Si]verstein was growing curious. He
had done light fingered work for a time
himself and knew something of the
changing conditions of a man's life
when he made himself an offensive en-
emy of society.
"See that, Jew?" said the pickpocket,
hauling a scarfpin from his vest pocket.
It was a short gold pin, topped with
a huge `pearl of that rare virgin pink.
It seemed to be a valuable bit, and Sil-
verstein's eyes glistened as he looked at
it.
"Take it to Cooney," he said in a
whisper. "He's safe."
The pickpocket laughed in hollow
fashion. "Too safe," he said. Then he
straightened up, threw his hat back on
his head and said a
"Silverstein, in these days a man like
me ain't got :no license to live. What's
the skill of my hand, that can take most
anything from a screw stud to a scarf-
pI from a man without his knowing it,
against the brain of a man that can
make them things?"
"Are you nutty, Hoot?" inquired the
puller in, edging away.
"No, Jew, no; but listen to me. Yon
know the hotels are my graft and this
region down here my market. Well, I
was out spotting today, and finally
along comes a feller that I sized up fer
my meat. He was a dressy guy, with
all color ribbons on his hat and them
spready soles; on his shoes. He had a big
pink necktie on, and- in it this here pin
was stuck. From the size of his chain,
I said to myself that the punkin on the
end of it must be a bird, but when I see
that pink pearl I decided to let the
watch go and make for that.
"Well, he was a nervous cuss, and I
couldn't get a chance at him fer a long
time. I followed him up Broadway and
laid for him outside a restaurant while
he took lunch. Then he met a lady, and
they took more lunch together. When
he came out, 'the tt,wo took a hansom,
and I hear him say to the driver,
'Arjound the park.' Well, I follow the
halsom to the park, and, seeing which
entrance it goes in, lay around the cir-
cle for it to come out again. Two hours
I waited there, Jew, .and then I see the
[hansom and runs off two pounds a -fol -
/lowing it clown town. My man, he leaves
the lady at a house, then drives to the
corner of Broadway and starts
to to walking
down slowly. Now, says
'I've got him.' But I didn't get him.
He meets a friend, and they go and play
billiards fer two more hours. Well, I
was busting, I was so mad, but I made
up my mind to stick. I see a dozen juicy
chances go by, but I couldn't leave that
pink pearl. My eyes watered at think-
ing of it and my fingers itched for it.
By and by my man comes out, and he
and his friend go in a saloon, one of
them places where you stand up at a
sideboard. I followed and jest as
my man lifts a glass up to drink I
posh against Ms friend. The friend
pushes againstlhim, and he turns around.
I was waiting, of course, and next min-
ute the pearl was mine. It was a long
chance, Jew, but you know a feller'll
take them once in awhile. When the
guy turns around, I was chewing a sand-
wich from the counter and bawling to
the waiter for a check.es the in. Damn
" Well, the guy P
me if I know what put him on. You
know I don't mess a job like that, Jew.
My heart was a -going hard, Jew, but I
almost falls over when I see him put his
hand up to the tie, feel around and then,
instead of hollering murder, police,
watch and a dozen other things, just grin
and say to his friend, 'Some sucker's got
sgold brick.'
"There was me with the pin in me
palm all ready to drop it in the salad on
the counter. When he don't make a hol-
ler, though, I snakes her back in my
pocket and in two minutes am on the
way down to Cooney.
"I saw easy times and no chances fer
a couple of weeks on the strength of that
pearl, Jew, and when I tossed it over
to
Cooney I said, 'Give me $250, a quarter
and
value.' Cooney whistles at the pin
TO. FOR SERVICE The undersigned will
keep for service on Lot 84, Concession 4, Tuck-
eremith, a thoroughbred Chester White Boar,
purchased from H. George & Sons,
Cromtipton,
Middlesex County. Teams—$1, pay _
service, with privilege of returning if necessary.
JOHN W. ROUTLEDGE. -
rnLMWORTH BOAR FOR SALE AO FOR SER-
B. VICE.—The undersigned will keep for service,
at the Bruoefield aheese Factory, a: -thoroughbred
Tamworth Boar, frith -registered pedigree. Terms,
$1; payable at tame of service with privilege of re-,
turning if necee'ary. Alco a number of thorough-
bred young Tamworth -Boars and Sows for sale.
HUGH Mol3ARTNEY. Brumfield. 1406-11
MWORTH PINS FOR SERVICE.—The under-
▪ signed bas for eervi,ce on lot 82, concession 8,
McKillop, a thcro'bred Tamworth pig, to which a
limited number of sows will be taken. Thi. is an
extra good pig and breeders find it advantageous to
eros their berkshire sows with this breed of pig.
Terms $1, with privilege of returning if nec05xtry.
JOHN McMILLAN
AUCTION SALE
OF
BICYCLES
•
Saturday, March 19,
AT —
Emerson's Bicycle and Music House,
West street, Goderieb,
From 50 to 100 wheels, new and second hand, will
be sold as your own price. Watch for list next week.
15
Science Has Conquered
And made it possible to restore de-
fective eyesight to normal vision.
1
1
J. S. ROBERTS
Having taken a course of studies at the
Detroit Optical Institute, is prepared
to fit all defects of vision, Astigmatism,
Hypermetropia, Myopia, Presbyopia,
or any compound defeat.
Astigmatism is due to irregular shape of the eye,
and is usually congenital, but is often caused by im-
properly fitted glasses. Many school children with
this defect are called stupid, but with properly fitted
glasses they may become the brightest of scholars.
This is quite a common and dangercus defect. 1 ?per
anetropia is a malformation which keeps; the ciliary
wusole in constant use, whereas in a normal eye it is
at rest when looking at a distance. This defect, if
neglected, mi y result in nervous depresaion and pain,
and even prostration. Mycpia is a diseased condition
of the eye, which should be very carefully fitted to
ulti-
mate
perhaps prevent an increase of the defect, and pe ps
mate blindness. Presbyopia is a loss of accommoda-
tion in the eye, which may cause cataract unless cor-
rected by artificial aid. Frequently nervous or sick
headaches, and also serious illness, are brought on
by one or more of the above defects. Remember,
no charge for testing your eyes.
J.S. ROBERTS,
Cheinist and Druggist, Seaforth.
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A Common Bred Cow
When toned up by Dick's Blood
Purifier will give as much and as
rich milk as a highly bred aristo-
cratic jersey cow gives upon
ordinary feed, and a Jersey cow
when given
Dick's
Blood
purifier
will wonderfully increase her
yield of milk. It saves feed too—
because a smaller -amount of well
digested food satisfies the de-
mands of the system and every
particle of nourishment sticks.
50 CENTS A PACKAGE.
LEEMINO, NILES CO., DICK a CO.,
. Agents, MA' al. Proprietol•s.
H. R
SOMETHING JUST AS GOOD.
Now a Bilious Mau Cave Up His-Twe Cups
of Breakfast Coffee.
An east end lean was advised Nome
time ago not to drink coffee. His doctor
told him it helped to make his liver tor-
pid and his liver wa6 doing its beet to
render life miserable for himself and all
i MON K EYi3' A t Fro TbAtL.
They Likewise Play Cricket. but Not Ac-
cording to Rule.
Travelers in South Africa have noted
the 'fact that. where monkeys congregate
in large numbers they also indulge in
games of a certain kind. Two of these
gales seem to resemble cricket and
the rest of the family. football.
But, no, he couldn't give tip his two The cricket is of a primitive order.
cups • at breakfast time. Ie couldn't About a dozen monkeys stand in a cir-
make the sacrifice. Nothing could take old or whatever is akin to the simian
the place of the delicious Java and idea of a circle. Two of them advance
tdooha mixed that he bad learned to lrem different extremities of the circle
land stop about 15 yards apart, facing
ove
On. e day his wife suggested in a mild ea h other. The monkey at the southern
way that he might be just as well sat- end of the circle has a cocoanut in his
[sled with one of the brands of imita- halnd. He is the bowler.
tion coffee. He almost frothed at the The monkey at the other end does
mouth. nc
"That infernal stuff!" he Dried. ca
"Not much. The very first gulp would cc
settle me. I'd like to see anybody try to h -
fool me with a counterfeit of that sort."
He didn't notice that his wife quietly
smiled. But, strange to say, from that
time on he grew better. His bilious
tendency was greatly lessened. He felt
like a new man.
One day be met the doctor.
"Hello, doe!" he cried. "I'm getting
betterfin spite of you."
"Given up. coffee, have yon?" queried
the 'smiling doctor.
"Given up coffee? Not much. Coffee's
all right."
A few weeks later he met the .man
from whom he orders bis groceries.
"Hello!" quoth the grocer. "How
well you are looking !"
"Yes," said the convalescent, "I'm
feeling a great deal better."
"By the way," said the grocer, "you
seem to like that substitute I've been
sending you."
"What substitute?"
"Why, that substitute for coffee."
And he named one of the numerous im
itatio:ls of the fragrant berry.
"Never had a cup of it in the house,"
said the bilious man emphatically.
"That's funny," said the grocer. "I
haven't sold your folks a pound of gen•
nine coffee in the last three months."
The bilious man didn't say anything
further, but his thoughts were busy.
The next morning he looked at his oup
a little suspioiously, but he drank it
without a tremor. Perhaps he fancied
he detected the difference; perhaps not.
Anyway, his wife still fondly imagines
he doesn't know of the deception. --
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ackson
SON.
DIRECT 'IMPORTERS OF
Jules Robin & Co's Brandy, Cognac,
France ; Jno. de Kuyper & Son, Hol-
land Gin, Rotterdam, Holland ;
Booth's Tom Gin, London, England ;
Bulloch & Co.'s Scotch Whisky, Glas-
gow, Scotland ; Jamieson's Irish
Whisky, Dublin, Ireland ; also Port
and Sherry Wine from France and
Spain, Agents for Walker's Whisky,
Ontario ; Royal Distillery and Davis'
Ale and Porter, Toronto.
To THE PUBLIC :
We have opened a retail store in
connection with our wholesale busi-
business in the rear of the new Do-
minion Bank, in Good's old stand,
where we will sell the best goods in
the market at bottom prices. Goods
delivered to any part of the town
free.
TELEPHONE 11.
THE MAN
With The -Book
This moat excellent work should be in every house
in the county of Huron.
PRICE, $1.00 PER COPY.
Copies can be had from Mr. B. R. Higgins, Bruce•
field, or Mr. David Rosa, E40 Church street, Toronto.
Rev_ Dr. McVietir, Principal of the Presbyterian
College, says :— I am profited and greatly pleased
with what I have read, and I intend next Monday to
advise all our students to put it into their libraries
and to study it deligently and o r ingcal chnstruction in pastoriai theology
godli-
ness. I shall read them a few pass es that they
may see that it is far from being dull dry.
Mr. N. Drysdale of Wm. Drysdale & Co., Publishers
and Booksellers, Montreal, says :--Rev. John Ross
was a grand n placed'
F''oed then writinbattergof his hands. lifeGould
we
not have been p
need to -day more and more are books of this class
The reading of which tends to the. better of cul156t! n
of the blood,and Airing one's soul. -
1518-tf
Cook's CottonIs Root safe,
monthly medicine on which
ladies can depend in the
hour and time of need.
• Is prepared in two degrees
of strength.
No. 1 for ordinary cases
is by far the best dolls Dollar per edicine known
—sold a druggists, one
box.
No; 2 for special cases -IO degrees
stronger—sold by druggists.. One box,
Three Dollars; two boxes, hive Dollars.
No. z, or No. stamps.iled on
Yeceipt of
price and two 3 -cent
The Cook Company,
Windsor, Ontario.
No. 1 and No. 2 sold in Seaforth by
Lumsden and Wilson, Druggists.
Pigs and Lambs for Sale.
EARLY ARITHMETICS.
t, as you might suppose, wield a full
ne bat. His business is to dodge the
coanut which the bowler aims at his
gad. The delivery of the ball is tre-
mendously fast, full pitched and fraught
es th dire results if it "touches the
sot." When it does happen to touch
tile spat- ethat is, any part of the mon-
key's body—that monkey is very much
'ant and doesn't even stop to dispute the
ghestion.
Another monkey tabes his plane until
he, too, receives his dismissal, It was
presumed by the travelers that the game
vias finished when a majority of mon-
kepi lay nursing their wounds under
't a friendly shade of a neighboring
aim.
The football is of a more advanced
type. It is also played with a cocoanut.
The game,.if anything, is undoubtedly
the "soaker" game aid is played with
the feet. Of course there is no goal nor
any tactics to speak of, the object of
Bach animal being to keep the ball to
lmself as much as possible. -
Still the competition to get the ball
makes it resemble a real game of "foot -
r," and the dexterity exhibited by
hese peculiar amateurs is surprising
nd wonderful.
' In an evil moment some ambitions
monkey may elect to play the Rugby
game by snatching up the ball and
,king off, but the game then develops
nto war, in which life is sometimes
he prize.
No mention is made of a referee, but
if there is one about, like a wise and
provident monkey, he is probably up a
tree.—Brooklyn Times.
Struggles of the Pilgrim Children With
One of the "R's."
Next to penmanship the colonial.
school and schoolmaster took firm stand
on "ciphering." "The Bible and fig-
gers is what I want my boys to know,"
said the old farmer. I have examined
with care a Wingate's Arithmetic which
was used foe over a century in the Wins-
low family in Massachusetts. The first
edition was printed in 1620. It is cer-
tainly bewildering to a modern reader.
"Pythagoras—His Table" is, of course,
•our multiplication table. Then comes
"The Rule of Three, " "The Double
Golden Rule," "The Rule of Fellow-
ship," "The Rule of False," etc., end-
ing- with "a collection of pleasant and
polite questions to exercise all the parts
of vulgar arithmetick."
Wingate's Arithmetic and Hodder'f
Airthmetio were succeeded by Pike's
Arithmetic. This had 363 rules to
be committed to memory, and not an
explanation was given of one of them..
It is the most barren schoolbook I
bale ever read. These printed arith-
meitics were not in common use. Near-
ly all teachers had manuscript "sum
books," from which the scholars oopied
page after page of "slams, " too often
without any explanation of the process,
though there were also many and long
rules, which helped the penmanship if
they did not the matlltematica--Chaa-
tauquan. i
THOMAS RUSSELL, Riverside Farm, Usborne, bas
for boars, a number -of and thoroughbred tbLeiclestered ramsrkshire
lambs.
They are first -claw in every respect, and will be sold
right THOMAS RUSSELL, Exeter P. O. 155641
Feed Corn.
`A carload of Choice American Yellow Grist
tat received. Prices very reasonable.
Give us a call.
SEAFORTII OATMEAL 1� ILLS,
W. W. Thomson, Manager.
pinke. it up. Then he begin to look
0
queer. Finally he dips the pail in a
glass of water and, picking up a knife,
s'help me, goes a peeling off that pink
color. 'Cooney,' I yell, 'what are you
doing?' 'Fish glue,' says Cooney. And
lie throws the pin back. - -
"Well, itwas one of them fish a bitt ofe
pearls.. You've seen 'em—just
glass painted over with fish glue, just
ringers for the real thing, but worth
about 50 cents. I walks out of Cooney's
in a trance. I comes over here, and I
ain't moved fer an hour. Think of it,
Jew, think of it, all day and a long
chance fer that thing 1 Take it and give
it to yer gal the next time you go up. to
Jones' woods. _'help me, if I ever find
that guy I touched fer that I'll piok a
fight with him and lick him. Goodby.
I'm going home and get some rest. Chas-
ing hansoms is hard work." And Ithe
pickpocket strolled down a side street
the picture of melancholy. --New York
Sun.
SHE BETRAYED HERSELF.
THE QUALITY
Is the . first thing: to consider in Clothing. The price comes next.
Quality means good material well made up. It means a good. fit;
it means good wear ; it meafis a genteel appearance. Our clothing
is die; tinctively quality clothing ; • the price is only a little more than
you would pay for the shoddy goods, but you'll find a vast difference
in the wear and looks.
THREE POINTS.
There is a good deal of satisfaction, in knowing that your clothes
fit you and look well. It is as important as the wearing qualities,
and when the thl ee points are combined, you have just the kind of
clothing we are selling. Our stock comprises all the best lines of
Tweeds to be had, while our Hats and Haberdashery is unexcelled.
The t=rice is in strict accord with the quality, and is the same to all.
Special line of Suits for business and professional men.
fa
BRIGIIT BROS.,
SEAFORTH.
EAII)Y FOR BL"SINFSS
The New Jewelry Stoie is the
Whitney , Bioel-
WTTH
A FULL LINE OF
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware
and Optical Ccods.
ase
Repairing in all lines a Specialty,. Call and Hee Us.
Dipped Ser Spoon In the Milk Before
the Mush.
The woman mentioned in. this little
story will b. palled Mrs. Haughty, but
she is known in almost every commu-
nity by other names. She is inclined to
do all she OM to make other people be-
lieve she is somebody and that she is
fitted for a higher sphere than the one
she is forced by adverse circumstances
to live in.
A short time age Mrs. Haughty called
on a neighbor and accepted an invitation
to stay to supper. ' Mush and milk was
the principal supper dish, and Mrs.
Haughty declared with sundry ejacula-
tions that she had never eaten the de-
lightful compound. The steaming plat-
ter of [Hush was set in the center of the
table and a bowl of milk placed before
Mrs. Haughty. I -
"Just help yourself, Mrs. Haughty,"
remarked the hostess. .
"Really, I do not know how to be-
gin, "laid Mrs. Haughty as she pinked
up her spoon.
Mrs. Haughty ade a move, and one
of the children a the table leaned over
to her mother and whispered:
"She said, she never ate mush and
milk, but she dipped her spoon in the
milk before she dipped it into the
mush."
That little movement gave Mre.
Haughty away, for every lover of mush
and milk knows that if the spoon is
first dipped into the milk the =nab will
not stick to- it. -Omaha World -Herald.
Daudet and Animals.
Daudet had a fur Ing kindness for
sinners. He pitied til em, for he could
not see how in the long run •they could
succeed in anything. but the self right-
eous were more offensive to him. I
think he was right in saying that men
and women who pass .for having never
sinned are unpleasant oompanions, and,
from the day of judgment standard,
perhaps the worst sinners of all. The
sensibility shown in "Jack" and other
works did not extend to animals. Dan-
- det, though a oigalier, was deaf to the
chirp of grasshopper and cricket. Birds
have no place in his rural sketches. He
could not understand the touching
beauty of the "last friend" at the poor
man's funeral. Animals were simply
brutes to Daudet. At best they were
warnings to human beings not to live
merely to eat, sleep and leave posterity
behind them. They sometimes were
vices incarnate. Such were the fox, the
serpent, the scorpion. What a selfish,
heartless thing the ant wast It had a
head if you will, but it was the sort of
head that organizes labor in sooty fac-
tory towns. The dog was the beastliest
beast of any. Daudet fled from every
drawing room w, here he saw a lapdog.
—Paris Letter in London Truth.
MARRIAGE LICENSES
ISSUED AT
THE HURON EXPOSITOR OFFICE,
SFJAFORTH, ONTARIO.
NO WITNESSES REQUIRED,
A Tacking Sheep's Nesd.
John Leitch of Rothesay once when
on a visit to Dnnoon dropped into the
shop of Archie 1Mains and asked if he
had any good sheep's heads..
"Oh, yes," said Maine, "there's as
fine a one as ye ever saw," pointing to •
black face lying ion the floor.
_ "Are you sure that it is fresh?" said
Mr. Leitch.
"Quite sure, sir, " replied the butcher.
"It's perfectly fresh."
Thereupon Mir. Leitch, who was an
admirable ventriloquist, brought from
the sheep's head the rather confounding
ejaculation: "Ob, what a lee! I'm
stinkin. "
"Oot o' my shop, ye leein deevil,"
exclaimed the butcher. "Didn't I kill
ye wi' my sin hauns this very mornin?"
And, ebiting the action to the words,
he kicked the offending sheep's head into
the street.
To carry on the joke, Mr. Leitch, ob-
serving a fine ox tongue in the window,
made it apparently say, "Shame on ye,
Arohie Mains l" whereupon the amazed
butcher fled precipitately from the shop,
leaving ft and all it contained at the
mercy of his waggish tormentor. —Nug-
"gets. -
An Arbitrary Fee. •
Victor Smith - tells this story in the
New York Press: "My father was an
old time lawyer. He tried a little case
for his bootmaker and entered on the
books a charge of $1'5, the price of a new
pair of boots. When the latter was de-�
livered, the accompanying bill was $80.
A man of any other profession would
have taken offense at the apparent effort
to "do" him, but the lawyer smilingly
raised his fee to $45, and Mr. Smart
Aleck Bootmaker had to pay. That was
an arbitrary fee. Doctors sometimes e$4
joy the privileges of it."
Not :Guilty.
Mistress of the House --My good man.
did you ever take a bath?
Tramp—No, mnna, I never took say -
thing bigger'* a silver teapot.—Leiden
frit -Bits. _..
—Lady Henry Somerset, in writing a
sketch of Miss Frances E. Willard for the
Sunday School Chronicle, asks :—" What
was her secret ? Without money or wide
influence, she has managed to leave a name
that will be carved in history. She 'has,
unconsciously, beet described it when she
raid, ' In all this wondrous battle let olir
motto be womanliness first and afterward
what you will."
C. A. HUMBER & SON;•
.
Jewellers and Opticians, 'Seaforth and Goderich.
11
Guelph, November 23rd, 1897.
THE SLOAN MEDICINE Co.,
HAMILTON:
Dear Sirs :
For years I was troubled with
periodical sick headaches, being affected
usually every Sunday, and aged all the ere-
niedies that were advertised as cures, and
was treated by almost every docter in
Guelph, but without any relief. One
doctor told me it was caused by a weak
stomach, another said it was hereditary and
incurable. I was - induced by a neighbor to
try Sloan's Indian Tonic, and am happy to
say I did so. A few doses . gave immediate
relief, and one bottle and rf half made le corn-
plete cure.
This was three years ago, and the head-
aches have never _returned. I was also
troubled with asthma and nothing helped
me like your Sloan's Indian Tonic. I can
heartily recommend it to all, and will be
glad to give any particulars to any one
afflicted as I was.
W. C. Keogh._
The Sloan ; Medicine Co. of Hamilton,
Prig $1, 6 for $5. All 1. alers or address
Wredd e's Suggestion.
Freddie's father had just been strag-
gling with an old fashioned ba
_ bureau,
and; retiring disheartened frons as un-
successful effort to open one of its Cont-
Fartments, be moved to the window,
and looking out upon the lowering sky
he exclaimed, 'fIt's mighty strange that
the weather bureau can't give as a
change of weather."
"Maybe," shyly interposed Freddie,
"they can't open the bureau dyers."
rr
�•-Eotton Courier..
LIMITED
DONIINION -r BANK.
CAPITAL., (PAID UP)
REST,
se . - w -
41,500,000.
- =1,500,000.
SEAFQ-RTH BRANCH.
MAIN STREET,
A general banking business transacted. Drafts on all parts oft the United States
Great Britain and Europe bought and sold. Letters of credit davailable
inde l part-
of
art
of Europe, China and Japan.Fanners'and *Ovule's Sale Notes collected,
at lowest rates.
SEAFORTH.
In a case• before a London magistrate
the question was as to the ownership sf
eons antique ormolu airtiolss, and two
workmen, who stoutly claimed dile ar-
ticles, fetid that they "made_ ". them. To
prove their assertion, they sot tg ork
in coot sad showed how ormolu was
made "tannins" wigs pumice powder
The Spartans had as iron coinage, no
other being allowed.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Deposits of One Dollar and upwards reoeived, and interest allowed at highest surreal
rates. Interest added to principal twice each year—at the end of June and Nombre
No notice of withdrawal is required for the whole or any portion of a deposit. -
W. K. PEAROE, Agent,
R. B. HAYS, Solicitor.
purest and Best for Table and Dairy
No adulteration. Never cakes.
In buying seeds 66 eoeisomy 1s •
exttravagance,» bemuse the cost
of cultivation wasted on inferioriseeds
always largely exceeds the o 1.
cost of the best and dearest seeds to
be had. The best 1. always the
cheapest. Pay a trifle more for
FERRY'S
SEE -DS
and afwayrr get your money's worth.
Five cents per paper everywhere.
Always the best. Seed Annual fres.
DALFEIIST AIX14findrer.OTIL
FOR TWENTY-SIX YEARS
DUNN'S
BAKI
POWDER
THE COOKS BEST FRIEND
LARGEST SALE IN CANADA.
REMOVED.
THE SEAFORTH
TEA STORE
Having removed into the store formerly
occupied by Mr. J. Downey, in the Cady
Block, opposite the Commercial Hotel, I
now purpose carrying a full and compute
ine of all kinds of
Tiarness.f Whips, Blanket's,
And everything handled by the trade. dust
received this week a large consignment of
BLANKGETS GOAT
0 ESROBES
AND
Which we are ow offering at astonishingly
low prices.
D RICK -
M. �R�J � -
SEAFORTH.
Has just received another consignment
of all kinds of new Goods for thespring
trade. 2 lbs. Japan Tea for 25e ; 3
lbs. of Evaporated Peaches for 25e ; 3
lbs. of Pitted Plums for 250 ; 3 lbs. of
Apricots for 25c ; 4 lbs. of Dates for
25c ; 5 lbs. Dried Apples for 25e ; 5 lbs.
Prunes for 25c ; 6 lbs. Rice for 25e ; 1
Ib. of Jersey Cream° Blend Coffee and a
Coffee Mill for 50e. I am still giving
lots of those very useful,, articles
with Baking Powder every day. A
cordial invitation is extended to all to
call and get some of those great bar-
gains.
WANTED—Fresh Butter and. Eggs, for
which I will pay the highest market
prices, in cash or 1n trade.:
A. G. AULT, C4th.
NOTIO O -
Dissolution of Partnership.
a Notice is hereby given that the psrtnenhip bust -
bees heretofore carried on by Messrs. T. R. F'.
Case
Co., as '' butchers and pork packers," at the
Town of Seaforth in the o
County Huron
brie • egad been
n
this day dissolved by i
B. F. Case. will continue --to (retry on the busi-
tieee, and will assume the payment -of all debit ow-
ing by the late arm, and will also collect all out-
standing aecounte. F. R. F. CASE,
JOHNs— $ANIiIId.
Wa GEORGE M. CIIESNEY.
Dated at Seaforth, this 5th day of March, 18a8.
15784
Township Funds to Loan.
To loan on good security end on reasonable terms,
rs
funds of the Township of Tuckemith. For peal-.
cedars apply to
JAMES HUBBA..Y,
Treadurar, Herald!.
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