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The Huron Expositor, 1888-01-06, Page 6THE HURON EXPOSITOR - The Miner's Letter. The following anecdote illustrative of Tyneside humour, appears in the Monthly Chronicle for June (published. by Walter Scott, Neweastle)—Two men were working at a colliery, and one of them removed to another district. His neighbor went to see him and ascertain - if it was any better place than the one he had left. He was told by his mar- row • it was a good deal better work. "As will gan te the maistor's alang with ye, and get ye on if ye like." They both went to the master's, but he was not at home, and were told that he would not return that night. One was named Jack and the other Bill. Jack said, " Wey, thoo can gan te the maistor's the morn thyself, telt him aa heve twe lads, and ask hint ff he'll send the colliery cairts te shift us, and write an let's knaa." Bill replied, Thoo knees aa canna write nyen." ." Wey," said Jack, " nivvor mind, let's away doon to the public -hoose." After calling for some beer; Jack asked the landlord to write on an envelope, John Seghill Colliery." The landlord readily complied, and -then left them to write the letter. Jack said to—Bill, "Noo if the maister gies us wark, fill this papor full of big O's on beyth sides; if he's gan te send the cairts, put big O's and little o's aal ower the papor ; if he'll not giC'S wark put crosses. If it's Tuesday myek twe marks, Wednesday three, Thorsday fower, and Friday five, just as ye mark the kaulking board." They left each other with this under- standing. Two or three days after this a letter went to John as addressed. No one being in the house but his wife, ,she got the letter; and, as she couldn't read, -she took it from one .neighbor to another, one of them being considered a very learned man, because he took in the newspaper. None of them, how- ever, could understand it. She next went to the school master; he laughed when he saw it, saying, "Nothing but nonsense, mistress; somebody's making a fool of your husband." When Jack came home she railed at him about his fine "cronies to myek game on him in that way," shaking the letter in his face. ' " Aa.'s been at all the neebors, and the skeulmaster, and he saysthey're just znyeking a feul on ye." " Had yor hand," said Jack; "let's hey a luik at the letter. What's the fon,d skenl- maister knaa about wor affairs ?" The moment he looked at the letter, and saw it vvas full of big O's and little o's, and four crosses at the end, he jumped up and said, " Had away, get the lend of a bed key, aaitcl let's he the bed doon ; we're gan to shift, the cairts are comin the morn." A Man's Thoughts about Woman. ['nose who. are so zealous to break dee u the wall of partition that by the pr se:dent of the ages has established heel between the sexes, should observe, in :le first place, that nature seems to b.. ,r a different opinion; for she has ce•c .inly, in the physical presentation of 1,43 two creatures, taken care to make t) look as distinctively different as a 15: ee tree is from an oak. The street- /ea- d the woman is altogether mdre sl-eeler, her stature as a rule less, her, tiesue more fine, her nerve more deli -1 cap:, her Muscular strength and capac- ity'r for hard work less. Let a young man aad a young woman of average fibre set catt on a pedestrian expedition, and it will be found in ninety-nine .cases out of a hundred that the lady will be more fatigued after walking ten miles than tho gentlemaat after walking twenty; and the lady who, in despite of that fatigue, out of a pure spirit of ambi- tious rivalry, perseveres in v-ying with the more robust animal in his proper domain, will be sure to pay the penalty of her abnormal ambition, if she lives a few years, in more ways than one. In close connection with this more delicate physical constitution of the WOM.111 is the fact that her emotional nature is mere keen, her sensibility more quick, her passione more violent, her instincts more imperious and less submissive to .necessary limitations, than in the man. This strongly rooted sensibility in wo- men is the cause of their characteristic persistency in, all matters that depend in any considerable degree on sentiment. It is in vain to combat sentiment with reasons. A woman of strong passion and fine sensibility will hold by her in- stincts_and leave your arguments to float, and in so doing may, in not a few,- eases, be right; but if the ease is one in which cool judgment, and not keen feeling is to decide, she will probably be wrong. Arguments in such cases are stronger with a man, because he is either naturally less richly furnish, ed with sentiment, or has trained him- self to keep his sentiment in subjection ; but with the woman it is ominpotent, as belonging radically to the constitution of her nature. You may bend the branches of a tree, and force then.) to grow, as we sometimes See, contrary to nature, downwards; but if you tug at the roots, you kill it.—Professor Blaekie, in Co.ssell's Family Magazine for August. Origin of Peculiar Words. The dictum that "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" has been ascribed to John Wesley, but it is said to • have originat- ed front the following sentence by George Herbert: His "(a clergyman's) apparel is plain,' but reverend and clean, without spots or dust, the purity of his mind breaking out and dilating itself, even to his body, clothes, and habitation." Philologists seem to be almost unani- mous in considering the familiar term "navvy to be a corruption of the word " navigator, " for, -the first canals being know as " navigations, " their contractors were called' "navigators, " soon contracted to " navvies. " About a quarter of a century ago. however, a clergyman resident at Fort Williams ad- vanced the following ingenious theory as to the derivation of "navvy :" In the northern &panties of the Scottish Highlands the Danish word " nabi " is used in the sense of "neighbor, " and has so been employed for centuries. When the Caledonian Canal was being out in 1800 and the following twenty years, many of the inhabitants of the surrounding districts were, as a matter of course, engaged in the work. These men frequently addressed one another as " riabi, "just as an Englishman would probably say " mate, " "chum, " or " comrade. " A large number of the same men afterward proceeded to assist in the excavation of the Crinan Canal, which intersects the Mull of Cantyre, and where they found among the work- men a very considerable aimixture of Englishmen. Here the use of the term " nabi " or " naabi " became all but tiniVersal ; and, as the contractors and superintendent were English, they conveyed the word with them to the southern canals, when it was soon cor- nupted into ",navvy." Thie theory, if not quite tenable, has at least the merit of ingenuity ; and it appears to be cer- tain, at any rate, that the laborers at the Crinan Canal were called "naabis. " —All the Year Round. Failing Financiers. WALL STREET LEADERS GO DOWN ONE BY ONE—WHAT CAUSES THEIR FALL. - Bank Presidents say that 75 per cent. of the men who go into business fail. The percentage is much larger among financial operators. Ninety-nine ont of a hundred of the "Napoleons of Finance " of Wall street end their careers in failure. John Tobin, once President of the Hudson "River Railroad, and worth $2,000,000, is now a $5 bucket shop operator. He gambled, lost money to John Morissey, refused to pay, was re- ported to old Commodore Vanderbilt, and turned out of his Presidency. Henry Smith was a noted Operator in Wall street, for a time very successful, and accumulated a fortune of ever 165,000,000. He fought Jay Gould in numerous speculations, and once said, "I'll make Jay Gould earn his living with a hand organ and monkey." When he failed for $5,000,000. Gould quietly remarked: "He might now try the hand -organ himself." John Pondir was once famous as the homliest, but one of the most successful men of Wall street. He was worth $1,000,000, but has at last joined the long procession of "the busted." These men are said to lose their heads. They first lose, in the grinding processea of speculation, their physical stamina. Mental feebleness naturally fellows. With physical weakness also come e lack of nerve. A clear head and nerve are essential requisites to Wall street success; with the primary organs out of gear, neither can be retained. Derangement of the kidneys is_a com- mon result of mental overwork. When they fail to carry off the waste matter of the systennuric acid, that deadly -poison. accumulates, and sneaks through all the blood channels. The whole system be- comes a sort of cess -pool 'and every func- tion is impaired. Unless help is found, the "general breaknupm soon follows. Mr. E. Evans, President of the Lum- ber Exchange Bank, of Tonawanda, N. Y., broke down in 1883, and ran down in weight from 186 pounds to 126 pounds. He rallied somewhat, but afterward became very low, with terri- ble pain in the kidneys. Physicians could not help him, but he finally pro- cured Warner's safe cure, and he writes: "I was relieved of pain within twenty minutes after I had taken the first dose. I began to improve rapidly, and am still improving and gaining in strength and weight." ; If the -young "Napoleons of Finance" would "call ' foi fewer cocktails, "put" an occasional dollar into Warner's safe cure, and keep their kidneys "at par," they would retain a longer grip on Wall street. 1 1 Pinching and Pruning. A friend of mine raises the most lus- cious apples, and is famous among orch- ardists. His fruit is bigger and better than his neighbors'. I asked him how he,got rid of windfalls and dwarfs, and he said, "Pinching." It seems in the: Spring, when he finds branches putting on too many airs, he pinches off -some of the blossoms and whispers to the bal- ance, "Now you go off, about your busi- ness, or you'll get pinched too," and, sure as fate, the balance of the blossoms • get themselves into noble apples as soon as ever they can. And I have seen him go through his orchard in July with a big pait of shears and lop, off branches that were loafing, and nip shoots that were distracting the growing fruit by idiverting the juices that should make lgood apples, hit° useless wood. One day, too, I saw him on a step- ladder in. the branches of a Baldwin tree in July. Knowing baldwins aren't pic14e11 until. October, I asked him if he wasn't getting cranky. "These ap- plesr he said, "that I am taking off are etuIlted; and never will amount to anything. I have to cleanse my trees lest the good fruit be spoilt -by bad com- pany. Thee , wormy and eickly apples take as inucI from the tree as the other sound apples, but you see they don't ap- propriate it s well." I thought to my- self, this orchardist is delivering a good exposition of the 15th of John. "When is the proper time to cleanse your - trees ?" I said. " Whenever your prun- ing -knife is sharp," he replied. Timing it Better. A :minister in the Highlands of Scot- land found one of his.parishioners intoxi- cated. Next day he called to reprove him for it.. "It is wrong to get drunk," said the parson. "I ken that, replied the guilty ,person, -but then I dinno. - drink as meikle as ye do yersel'." " Why, how is that?" " Why gin it please ye, dinna ye aye tak' a glass o' whisky and water after dinner ?" " Why, yes, Jemmy, sure I take a glass of whisky after dinner to aid disgestion!" "And dinna yetak' a glass of toddy every nicht when ye are gangin' to bed ?" " Yes, to be stile, I just takoa, little toddy every nicht to help me to sleep." " Well, " continued 'Jemmy, "that's juet. fourteen glases alweek, and about sixty every month. I only- get paid once ae month, and then if l'd take sixty glasses, it wad make me dead drunk for a week. Now, ye see, the only differ- ence is that ye time it better than I do." Dr. Guthrie and Paddy. The late Dr. Guthrie was very dili- gent in Ai -siting and quite equal to any emergency. One day he came to the door of an Irishman, who was deterrnin- ed that the doctor should never enter his house. "Von cannot come in here," said he, "you're not needed or -wanted." "dy friend," said the doctor, "I'm '0 0 (isj1 p AGF " Och, shure, yer a quare man for a minister, come inside ;" and feeling rather ashamed of his conduct, he laid down the poker. The doctor entered and talked, as he could do so well, in a way both so entertaining and so instruc- tive as to win the admiration of the man so that when he rose to go„Paddy shook his hand warmly and said, "Be shure, sir, don't pass my door without ping me a call.' • C A Misrepresentation. In his latest book, "Allan Quater- main," Mr. Rider Haggard groesly mis- represents the position of missionaries to the heathen., He puts into the M . mouth of Mr. ackenzie the African missionary, the following words: "And besides, Quartermain, between you and me, I am well off; it is thirty thousand. pounds I am worth to day, and every farthing,of it made by honest trade and savings in the bank at Zanzibar, for living here costs me next to nothing." Now, the London Missionary Society strictly forbids all trading on the part, of its missionaries, and we have very little doubt that a like rule prevails in all the other great missionary societies. The idea of a missionary having ac- cumulated such a sum as thirty thou- sand pounds is perfectly absurd. It is true the passage we have quoted occurs in a romance, and if it be taken as such it can do no harm; but many a reader will take it as a fact in the midst of romance, and to such we venture to say that it is quite as romantic as the rest of the book.—London Christian World. Her Daughter's Husband. A traveler saw a. woman take a man by the collar, yank him tip the steps into a railroad car, jam him down into a hot seat near the stove, pile up a valise and two big brown baskets with loose covers and long handles at his feet, shove a baby into his lap, and say: "Now, sit there until I help Mary Jane on the car, and don't move till I come back." When the woman reached the door the traveler said to her: "18 that man your husband ?" " N -A- W- W ?" roared the woman. "He's my daughter's husband, and she hasn't spirit enough to say her soul is her own." This true story teaches us that some travelers haven't enough sense to diagnose a iamily party when they see one.—Burlington Hawk -Eye. • The Seven Bibles. The seven Bibles of the world are the Koran of the Mohammedans, the Eddas of the Scandinavians, the Try Pitikes of the Buddhists, the Five Kidgs of the Chinese, the three Vedas of the Hindoos, the Zendavesta and the Scriptures of the Christians. The Koran is the most recent of the seven 13iblea, and not older than the seventh century of our era. It is a compound of quotations from the Old and New Testaments, the Talmud and the gospel of St. Baruabas. The Eddas of the Scandinavians were first published in the fourteenth century. The PitikeS of the Buddhists contain sublime morals and pure aspirations, but their author died in the sixth century before Christ. There is nothing of ex- cellence in these sacred books not found in the Bible. The sacred writings of the Chinese are called the Five Kings, kings meaning web of cloth, or the warp that keeps the threads in place. These say- ings cannot be traced to a period highei• than the eleventh century before Christ. The three Vedas are the most ancient books of the Hindoos. The Zendavesta of the Persians is the grandest of all the sacred books next to our Bible. Zorcas- ter, whose sayings it contains, was born in the twelfth century before Christ. Moses lived and wrote the Pentateuch fifteen centuries before Christ. A Guid Cuaceit. Alluding to the story of a Hebridean minister NJ, ho prayed for Mull and Skye, ignoring the neighboring islands of Great Britain and Ireland, a correspon- dent thinks in this quotation the writer must have had in his mind a prayer Which was uttered many years ago by a clergyman in the &nail island of Bute, in the Firth of Clyde, which is separated from the mainland by a narrow branch ,of the sea, called the Kyles of Bute, The Bute clergyman, in the course of his prayer, said :—" And, 0 Lord, we beseech Thee to bless the inhabitants of the adjacent island of Great Britain ; and may we aye recollect that if it hadna been for the bit jaw o' water that comes through the Kyles they wad a' hae be- longed to Bute as weel as oursels." Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by an East India mis- sionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of consump- tion'Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung affections, also a positive and radical cure:for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Com- plaints, after having tested its wonderful cura- tive powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make in known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this receipt, in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail byeaddressing with stamp, naming this paper, W. A. NOYES, 149 Power's Block, Rochester, N. Y. 1037-5-eow • Advice to Mothers. Are you distuibed and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teeth? If so send at once and get a bottle of "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup' for children teething. Its value is incalculable. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Depend upon it, mother; there is no mistake about it. It cures dysentery and diarihrea, regu- lates the stomach and bowels, cures wind colic, softens the gums, reduces inflammation, and gives tone and energy to he whole system. "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for children teething is pleasant to the taste and is the pre- scription of one of the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in the United States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price twenty-five cents a bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mas. Wesstow's SOOTHING SYRUP," and take no other kind.966.1v. - THE SEAFORTH only visiting round my parish to be- _ come- acquainted with my people, and have called OD you only as a parishion- er," "It don't matter," says Paddy, The undersigned is now prepared to receive "you shan't corrie in here ;" and with orcirs for any number of first-class that, lifting the poker, he said, "f you come in. here I'll knock von down." Apple Barrels and Butter Firkins, Most men would have retired or tried to reason ; the doctor did neither, but drawieg himself up to his full height, atil looking the Irishman fair in the face, he said, `,`cornetiow, that'e too bad ; would you eirike a man unarmed? Hand me the tongs'then we shall be on equal terms.". The man looked 'upon himm in great amazement, and then said, • Also any other work in his line. Apply at the works, old Baptist Church, Seaforth. Dealers and Packers taking large numbers will be very reasonably dealt with. , • 102241 P. KLINKHAMM.ER. SEAFORTH PUMP WORKS. Strike In returning thanks to my many customers for their patronage since commencing business in Seaforth, I would add that in order to supply the demand for PUMPS, CISTERNS &c. that I have put in Steam Power and more new machinery, and can now do try work quicker and better, and.as I use none hut the best ma- terial I can get, and do as good work as I know how, I hope to merit a continuance of your pat- ronage. CUSTOM PLANING AND BAND SAWING A SPECIALITY. N. CLUFF. P. 5.—I would be pleased to receipt all the no - counts of the past and previnue years. Must have money. 9664.1. JOHN T. WESTCOTT) EXETER, 0/<4T. Collect Notes and Accounts on the shortest notice in any part of the world, and at the most reasonable rates. Correspondence Solicited. JOHN T. WESTCOTT, Real Estate Agent, Exeter, Ont. Charlesw. orth Brownell, Wholesale and Retail G-IZOC=S, SEAFORTH, - - ONT. Teas a Specialty, Jobbed at Whole- sale Prices in quantities. Charlesworth & Brownell, One door north of Post Oflice. THE BRODHIAGEN SASH and DOOR! FACTORY —AND—t PLANING MILL. Charles Querengesser, Manufacturer of Sash, Doors, Blinds, Mouldings, etc. This establishment is situated on Lot 31, Con- cession 8, Logan, and six miles Uorth of Dublin, a good road all the way. Parties intending to build will find they will make monl by buying from me. Good work and the best material guaranteed. Good Dreesed Flooring and Siding at $17 per thousand. Charles Querngesser.: Broadhagen P. 0. 1005 FARMERS, Fr vIntt; PAY —TO CALL AT THE— for 'pall You're Worth ad Win. I like to gee a fellovi trying Hard to make his way in life ; I like to see him bravely plyind All his forces in his strife. Straight ahead and never straying, All his strength his purpose in, Then I cheer him onwards saying, Strike for all you're worth and win. Courage, comrade, keep her going, Keep the mill araing on; Wh ther hostile winds are blowing, Di.rkness must gise way to dawn. Nev r mind the adverse hooting, Throw your spunky challenge in, Hold your ground ad keep her scooting, Strike for all you'ae worth and win. Whoop her up and never falter, Never turn you from the strife, Burn your offerings tin the altar Of a true and blameless life. Keep your head my comrade, level, Now's the time to try, been! Fearing neither mani nor devil, Strike for all you're worth and win; To the above snirited advice we would f add, that you could save many a dol- lar by buying your clothing from us. We have a small profit, quick return, and by dealing with a cash house it is only reasonable to believe, that we can sell cheaper, and better than any credit store. Coats, Pants, Vests and Overcoats trimmed in the latest styles by experi- enced tailors. tarSatisfaction Guaranteed. J. W. Millar, TheTernpleofFashion SEAFORTH, tONT. Remember the Grand Drawing on Christmas Eve. i>10010 V d 0 HURON FOUNDFiY, —NEAR THE ----a- HIGH St1HOOL, cnZAFORTH And see our stock of T OWB Which have been made especially for thiecounty I have greatly improved my Gang Plow for thie seasen, and feel satisfied in saying that it is th beat in the market. Our LA Fki nt P., 0 L. Are large and heavy, running light and doing good work. Our GPA AlS R" L.; S j r (r.;:; Are made fromliard Iron, and will last longer than any other machine made, Having specia tools for recutting Rollers, we can guarantee satisfaction. Special attention given to te, pairing Steam Engines, Saw , and Grist Mills, Reapers, Mowers, Threshing Machines, and all kinds of machinery repaired on short notice and at reasonable rates. To Contractors and Others. -Bridge Bolts and Castings at lowest rates Quotatione furnished on .appliCation. freTAlso Ali -ea for the Implements of -L. D. Sawyer, Hamilton. A fu line of repairs con- stantly on hand. THOMAS HENDRY When Baby YrS11 sick, we gave her Castor* When She Wu a Child, she Cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, eh* clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Caetori CODERICH BOILER WORKS. Chrystal & Black Manufaoturers of all kinds of Stationery, Marine, Upright and Tabular Boilers. SALT PANS, S11/101:E STACKS and all kinds of Sheet Iron work. STEAM AND WATER PIPE FITTINGS constantly on hind. On hand, ready for delivery 1 30 H. P. New Stfiel. Boiler. 1 8 H. P. New "Bliley-. A Complete 2nd -hand Threshing Outfit, Boiler, Engine, ,Separator, &ci, all in good work- ing order: Will be sold chealt. Mail orders wil _ receive prompt attention. Works opposite G. T R. Station. P. 0. BOX 361. Goderich, May 26th. 1386. "BLL" MANS 'Unap roached for Tone and Quality. CMALOGLIESI FREE. BELL & CO. ue1ph, Ont, A NIVIM gaSOSS 4110-SSO1lD PI_ I -11=S, Jeweller, EXETER, - ONT., Informs the readers of this JoUrnal, and the pub- lic in general. that he has been doing business in Exeter for the last four years, and he has found his business steadily increasing. And again, at this season of the year,'to meet the wants of holiday shoppirs, he has purchased a large and carefully selected stock of very de- sirable gifts at iery reasonable prices, consisting of Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware, &c. I solicit a all from every one. No trouble to show you through our stoeli; REPAIRING. We want every reader to 'remember that we make a speciality of Cleaning and Repairing all kinds of Watches, Cloeks and Jewelry. - Skilful workmanship, neatness, proin tness and reasonable prices may always be relied upon with any work entrusted to our care. We guarantee finest work and pod satisfac- tion. Stand—Opposite James Pickard's, Main street, Exeter. 1042-4 R. HICKS. IN. N. WATSON, General Insurance Agent —AND -- Dealer in Sewing Ma hines, All kinds of property insured at owest rates In first-class reliable companies, an losses set' tied promptly. Special low rates on FARM P • OPERTY in the Gore and Waterloo, from 750 o $1. (cash plan) for three years. Mills and f tories in sued in these companies at a savin • of 20 per cent. on stock companies. Sole dealer in the WHITE and RAYMOND SEWING MACHINES (family and 1# nufactur- ing). Prices ranging from $25 to $15. All ma- chines warranted for five years on e ery kind of work. Needles, oil and repairs for sale. Ma- chines repaired. 1\T_ W.A..11'S01\T, MAIN STREET, SEAFO TH. HURON AND BR CE Loan and Investment 00A(117'_A.1\T This Company is Loaning oney on Farm Security at lowest Rates of lEterest. Mortgages Pucha ed. SAVINGS BANK BRA CH. 3, 4 and 5 per Cent. Interest Allowed. OD Deposits, according to amou t and time left. OFFICE.—Corner of Marke &van and North Street, Goderich. HORACE HO TON, Goderioh, August 5th,1885. ANAGER. 922 THE CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE. HEAD OFFICE, TORO Paid up Capital, - $6 Rest, - TO. 000,000. 500,000. PRESIDENT, HENRY W. DARLING, ESQ. GENERAL MANAGER, B. E. WALKER. ASS'T GEN'L MANAGER, J. IE. PLUMMER. SEAFORTH BRANC The Seaforth Branch of this Bank c ntinues to eceive deposits, on which interest is llowed at curreet rates. Drafts on all the principal towns an cities in Canada, oil Great Britain, and on tie United States, bought and sold. Office—First door Souen of the C mmercial Hotel. A. H. IRELAND, Manager F. HOLMESTED. Solicitor saAFORT:1-1 FurnitureWareropms. If you want solid comfort call at M. Robertson's, And buy one of thoee Celebrated Self Adjustable Eaey Chairs, represented by the above cut. 11 ca.n also supply Invalid Chairs and Carriages, He also sells the most comfortable and durabl SEDE.iNG- That Is made. Hifi stock of CABINET FURNITURE Is very large and Complete. Intending purchas- ers would do well to give him a call before pur. chasing elsewhere'. Warerooms one D or South of Telegraph Office, Main Street, Seafo th. AiTi. ROBERTSON. Arouse thei liver when torpid with National Pills, a good anti -bilious cathartic, suglir-coated. 1007.52m. TRY THE GREAT KID$EY LIVER REMEDY, F 'As made b the cele- brated Dr. Chase, for from a torpi and in - 11 disease arising active Liver, such as Dyspepsy, Indigestion, Billiousness, Jaundice, Pain in the Beek, Headache, Sour Stomach, itic. From one to three bottles is guaranteed to cure the very worst case of Liver Complaint. One dose cures sick Headache ; one to two dbses stimulates and invigorates the whole system., 't 111 p-p-Ei Book is :given away. with ' every.botqe of Chase's Liver Cure. It contains over 300 choice receipts. The ladies' department is 'devoted to the secret of embellishing the complexion, giving receipts. for making Magnolia Bairn, Cream of Beauty, Golden flair Dye, Eye Bright, &c. No lady or gentleman should be without the BOOK Sold by all dealers at one dollar. • I. V. FEAR, AGENT, SEAFORTH. 1023-52 MARRIAGE LICENSES ISSUED A.T` THE HURON EXPOSITOR OFFICE SEAFORTH, ONTARIO. JANUARY 6 1888. LEGAL • HASTINGS,Solicitor,eto. Office—cadra V V . Block, opposite Commercial. Hotel, Sea - forth. 974 0 EAGER & LEWIS, Barristers,. Goderich— Office, opposite the Colborne lIotel. 976 MP C. HAYS, Solicitor, &c. Private Money to _lie lend atlowest rates of interest. Offioe— Corner of Square and West Street, Goderich. 774 M. BEST, Barrister, Solicitor, tto. Offiee.— „ Rooms One Door North of the Counnercial Hotel, ground floor next door to Beams butcher shop. Agents—CaMSRON, HOLT &CAtIHRON. 870 fl ARROW & PROUDFOOT, Barrieters, Solid- - Ur tors, itc., Goderich, Ontario. J. T. GARROW., WM. PROUDPOOT. 686 OAMERON, HOLT & CAMEIWN, Barristers, Solicitors in Chancery, &c., Goderich, Ont. M. C. CAMZRON, Q. C., Plume Uoiir, M. G. CAMILRON. 506 Tr'US E. DANCEY, late with Cameron, . Holt & _Cameron, Goderich, Larrister, Se- -'lleitor, Conveyancer, &c. Money to loam. Ben. son's Old Office, Cardno's Block, Seaforth. eea. TA J. DOWNEY", Solicitor, Conveyencer, ase JJ. Late of Victoria, 13. C. Office—Over Bank of Commerce, Main street, Seaforth. Pri- vate funds to loan at 51; and 6 per cent. 1035 Ay[ANNING & SCOTT, Barrieters, Solicitors, Conveyancers, &c, Solicitors ler the Bank of Johneton, Tisdale & Gale. Money to loan. Office—Beaver Block, Clinton, Ontario. A. H. Maleemeo, JAMES SCOTT. 781 'Li HOLM ESTED, successor to the late firm of McCaughey & Hohnested, Barrister, So. licitor, Conveyancer and Notary. •Solicitor for the Canadian Bank of Commerce. Meney to lend. Farms for sale. Office in Scott's Block., Main Street, Seaforth. MONEY TO LOAN. It TONEY. TO with loans a..\6 per 1. cent., wrth the privilege to boreower of repaying part of the principal money at any time. Apply to F. HOLMESTED, Barrister Seaforth. 850 DENTISTRY. Pi L. BALL, L. D. S., Honor Graduate, mem- Ur. ber Royal Dental College, Toronto, suc- cessor to Lr. Watson,. B. 13. MOB.RIS, as- sistant operator. All operations carefully performed and guaranteed. Chloroform, ether,. gas and local agents used ill extraction of teeth. Plates inserted at prices agreed. upon with Mr. Watson. Rooms over Johnson's Hardware, Sea - forth. Prices as low as gond work can be done for.- Residence same as that occupied by Mr. Watson. 980 TD. S., M. IL C. and 10. S., of i I , Ontario. Latest improve - merits in every line. Satisfaction guaranteed. Office,—In Cady'e Block, opposite Commercial Hotel, Seaforth. Residence,—The Poplers, John Street. 941 r" fl CARTWRIGHT & SON, Den- ` y' tists, of Exeter, Ont. One .ate of the above will visit Blyth ther 4 atar--) last Thursday, and following Fri- day of each month, at Milne's Hotel, NAM visit Zurich the first Wednesday of every month at Peine's Hotel, and Hensall the following Thurs- day of every month at Reynold's Hotel, where he will perform all dental operations. Teeth ex- tracted with a IleW Japan anesthetic, which re- moves nearly all pain.- Parties desiring new teeth will please call early in the morning of the first day., Charges mode,rate. Terms #!ash. 984 - - - — TA- KINSMAN, Dentist, L. D. S., Exeter, Ont.' Will be at , • ,. • „Zurich, at the Hum) Hotel, en the LI- :ass LAST THURSDAY IN SAM MONTH. Teeth extracted with the least pain possible. work first-elass at libersil rates. 971 L1 A. Martin, L. D. S., Honor graduate of the Pi. Royal College of Dental -surgeons, Tor- onto. Charges as low as those of any reliable dentist, and satisfaction guaranteed. Office Garfield Block, ERu SEses. 10064. L MEDICAL. TITM. HANOVER, M. D. C. M., Graduate ef McGill University, Physician, Surgeon. and .A ccoucheut, Seaforth, Ont. Office and re- sidence—North side Goderich street, rust brick house east of the Methodist church. 961 DRS. ELLIOTT & GUNN, Brue.erield, Licen- tiates Royal College of Phpacians and Surgeons, Edinburgh. Brucefield, Ont. 930 DRS, INIACKIDD & EV.kNS, Offiini, Meyer's. Block, Main Street. Seaforth. Residence, John street. Calls at night at eitha the Office OT Residence. 894 T G. SCOTT, M. D., &a., Physieian, Surgeon, ,t) „ and Accoucher, Seaforth, Ont. • Office and 'residence South side of Goderich street, Second Door east of the Presbsterian.:Churchi 842 t) W. BRUCE SMITH, M.1) , C. M., Member J).,, of the Colle.ge of Physicians and Surgeons,. &e., Seaforth, Ontario. Office and residence same as occupied by Dr. Vereoe. 848 VETERINARY. tnRNt!S., graduate trArOtaricgti;lle;e.omce. rear of the Royal Hotel, Seaforth. 1036x12 TAFFA HORSE INFIRMARY.—All diseases 0 of Horses, Cattle, Sheep, or any domesti- cated animals suceessfully treated on the short- est notice. A large stock of Veterinary medi- cines on hand. Charges moderate. WALTER SHILLINGLAW, Staffa. 1010 EAFORTH HORSE INFIRMAItY.--Corner of Jarvis and Godt rich Streets, next door to the Presbyterian Church, Seaforth, Ont. All dis- eases of Horses, Cattle, Sheep, or any of the do- mesticated animals, suecessfully treated at the Infirinary, or elsewhere, on the shortest notice. Charges moderate. JAMES W. ELDER, Veter- inary Surgeon. P. S.—A large stock Of Veterin ary Medicines kept constantly on hared • AUCTIONEERS. T P. BRINE, Licensed Auctioneer for the , County of Huron. Sales attended in al parts of the County. All orders left at Tem EXPOSITOR Office will be promptly attended to. Liver Complaints Dyspepsia, Bili- ousness., Sick He.adacheltidney Troubles, Rheu. inatisni,Skin res. eases,and all Im- purities of the Blood,f rom what • ever cause ari Female 'Weaknesses and General Debi' it3-. Pure- ly vegetable, highly concentrated, pleasant, effectual, safe. Ask for Dr. Hodder's Compound_ Take no other. Sold everywnere. Price 75 cents per bottle. Dp 14, rir% I,- Sold everywhere. Price 25 cents and 50 cents per bottle. Proprietors and manufacturers, THE UNION MEDICINE CO., Torento, Can- ada. 1026 52 CREAT ENGLISH PRESCRiPTION. ereeeaye A successful medicine tested eeseer e -es a' -'ed over 30 years in thousands of AV‘4. "eel; eases `Promptly eures Ner- vous Prostration, W:eakness of Brain, Spinal Cord, and Gen- erative Orgens of either sex, Emissionand all ills caused by indiscretion or over exertion. Six packages is guaranteed to effect a elute when all other medicines fail. One package e<1. six pack- ages $5, by mail Sold by druggists. Write for pamphlet. Address EUREKA CHEMICAL CO., Detroit, Mich. rSold in Seaforth by Lunisden & 'Wilson, and druggists gerieraI13-. 1034-52