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The Huron Expositor, 1881-09-16, Page 3arYTE:BER 16, 1881. :. - .tea- -aaaaaa7-7aataatat___ _of= THE. HURON EXPOSITOR. d Wigston, quickly, "be sure and rt up a good lunch and lots of it, for the hungriest place I know of." "Oh, Tllbe sere to—that is, enough far you and me," said Marcia, with au jjgtaut change of spirit, nodding her head at him gayly, "for Bell and Char- ley won't want any, because you know there's nothing half so sweet in, life, etc., And they can live on that. "'No, you don't," said Charley. "I'm the very model of the old woman who was so unreasonable as to require noth- ing for her bodily support, except vic- tuals and drink, and, as with her, they• institute the chief of my diet." Then, after some arrangements for the next day, they parted. "'The Cliffs" were a long ledge of rooks, almost the highest land on the coast from Maine to Florida, and a re- sort for lovers of nature who would take the trouble to get to them, for, like that to many other ood things, the way to them was long nd hard. It was one of those charmin olden days in late Oc- tober, when the glorious sunshine tem- pers the air to just the right point of fresh crispness, when the blood in one's veins seems to renew its youth . ten years if one is old, and fairly to bubble with exhilaration it one is young ; but notwithstanding, sun and air filled also with a tinge of sadness, for the very perfection of it all weighs upon sensi- tive and loving souls, because the thought will come, "it will so soon be gone." As the old horse began to climb the steep and rooky road leading to the solitary house and barn where they were used to put up their horse, Marcia said: "How hard, and bare, and rooky it all looks ! The words `abomination of desolation' always seem to me to apply especially to this place. I don't know exactly, for that seems to mean a per- fectly barren spot, which this is not,and yet there is something—what is it ?— so forbidding about it all ; only the sun- shine redeems it." (To be Continued.) In 1981. When John McCool emerged from the cave where Morpheus looked him up on the sultry 31st of August, 1881, he sat him down upon the yellow sand beneath the mellow rays of the autumn sun. must have been a bold 'Twas 1981. vidnal who would attempt to banter The placid serenity which had dis- words with that celebrated humorist. tinnuished-his classic features and the His humorsome and delioerate ma - oalm dignity which had characterized ner of driving home a retort thie- his expressive countenance and noble headed squire once discover d, ivh form still lingered—gracefully around being worsted by him in an ar,nme hienas of old. Glancing about, the revenged himself by exclaimiug, •" lustre of his eagle eye still undiminish- Jove, if I had a son who was an iidic ed, he soon discovered a youthful form I'd make him a parson." " Vety pro passing oat from behind a cabbage leaf. He hailed him. "Hi, sonny!" "Morning, sir." "Say, sonny, what have you in the basket?" "Only a piece of a comet, sir." "Eh ? a what, sonny ?" "Why, a comet. There has been a comet hunt, and I've been down to the observatory." "A comet hunt 1 Great Ccesar 1 Are yon off your skull ?" church with one of his elder pariah- "Well, no, old man.. I guess the boot I ioners. It was a very icy day, who the is on the other foot. Yon must live in latter suddenly slipped and telt the woods if you don't know what at full length on his back. The m}}rk hunting comets means. They say that ister, at a glance feeling assured I a`1 a century since, folks saw. a comet per- he was not much hurt, said to him1, haps once a year, and knew nothing "Ah, my good sir, pray give me. you about catching, shooting, or breaking hand ; sinners standon slippery places.!' ,them up with shells. We have a dozen The old gentleman looked up and int - or so a day and catch them regularly." mediately answered : "So I perceive': "Catchiu' comets! I—I'm growin' pale Do you fish for 'em, sonny ?" captain under whom he had served. "Indeed," replied the gallant -looking officer with it smile ; "I have no par- ticular recollection of the heroio circum- stance. Maybe you mistake me for a ggar mous hen I w as net doctor ?" eo doctor?" "No," answered the b "I served under you at the" f battle of Coruna, in 1809 ; and .` saw you run away I thodght i high time for me to quit the so action, too, or otherwise I shoul� tainly have been killed." On the other hand, it is d whether it is a good policy to dat ardor of a youthful aspirant to n: honors, as was the case with th, ant writer, who, having joined t Middlesex.Rifles some years ago ed home one evening in great gl told his father he had just got hi "Arms, indeed 1" muttered t gentleman, drily. "I am afrai first, thoughts on a battle -field be how to make the best ,use legs." And however patriotic or br may imagine ourselves to be it haps not always advisable to b the same, or a (sgtting retort ma tie similar to that once receive French officer, who in a bom manner reproached a Swiss, wit he was quarrelling, with his o nbtfnl ap the iiitary pass - 37th arriv- e, and arms. e old your would f your ve we s per- • ast of await by a astioal whom nntry's , custom of fighting on either side for money ; "while we Frenchmen he, "fight for honor."—"Sir," the Swiss, "I have no doubt fight for what we need most." It is also as well to assure of that we are on the right side ere ture to accuse anybody wrongfully. Inl the "good old times," some soldiers trobbed a night watchman of his coat, boots, and money. The next day he r paired to the captain of the regiment o com- plain of his misfortune. The aptain at onoe asked him whether he ad on at the time the same things a iwas then wearing. "Yes, sir, t e very same," replied the poor man. "Then, in that case, my good fellow," ejo ned the captain, "I can positively assure you that that the paltry ras als1 do not belong to. my distinguish° com- pany, otherwise they woul have left you neither waistcoat, trousers,, nor shirt. " said replied we all rselves ve Yen - Atrepartee the Rev. Syne Smith had few equals, a d in picture by. a oelebrat Rah painter, whioh represented an ass. Each t termiued to outbid the other one s4d : "My dear sir, it i I shall not give iu. The pal beton ed to my grandfather a to have it." "Oh, in that 'his opponent, "I will give think you are fully entitled to its i ;one of, your family portraits." -1 berg' Journal. 3d Zing - faithfully eeimed de- Fi1a11y, of ne use, it1i',,ng cine idlI intend e,'' said it u.. I it is ham - 0 S' rap from a Berm n b Henry Ward. Beep her. A woman, early left alone, h upon ;er hands many burdens) of with Big or eight children, inl a I manicy somewhat impoverishe almost without property, says; t self, 'My life is laid out for ire ; not to seek my own ease and o these children are my oare " an fore the lark sings in the nxor' is up and after the last voice oat of life at night she is still; e in her labors. She grows bears sickness ; she is in Ohs She has in herself all the instincts would make her royal in large s but'she foregoes the pleasure Lha might bring her for the sake of' th that she has for her Children., living a life that may be sal dying daily, yielding up herself in direction, intellectually and so for the sake of those God has giv and through -40 years she is plow: scarred with what men pall tune ; and one by one her prince out into life, and not one' has shipwreck—for it iehard to' mak wreck of those who have good m since God is on theiride. At la stands in her old age ; and n fountain of all those which' the eagerly seeks has she found ; n she tasted one single drop of the are Which most men count ne to life. Toil, and poverty, and ity, and sickness and suffering been hers-;' and yet, aft she bits, ful with her wrinkled face, w for the ann to go down that h= may rise, for the body to drop t• emancipated spirit may become do yon suppose she looks upon as having been waste' has had -more real e selfish persons who own personal joy thr looking down and kn experience, see that fountains of pleasure her, the highest fon o,, t, a, b - ably," replied Sydney ; ""bat 1 see yopr father was of a different mind." I Evidently, we cannot be too cautions when we "argue the point" with otters, or too careful in the choice of ail ex - afire and are I -to ip n frena pression, especially with those wh reputedly known to be both sharp clever. Sometimes the "tables turned" when we least expect ii severe home -thrust was once given young country clergyman, who ha ed at the time to be walking home t you certainly keep your footing remark- ably well." d- "No, you old simple ; we snare the A native of the Emerald Isle is small ones and shoot the large ones." ited with the well known rem "Well, I should smile ! Just like we "that he never opened his mouth used to '= o with rabbits and bears. he pat his foot in it." The gubjoi ed Ain't they dangerous, sonny ?" example may be a ease in point. An y "Not very. We don't mind them. Irish member of parliament, boastin The little ones don't do any harm ; they are only composed of jelly. Boys eat them, and girls use them for curling hair. Then there are big fellows who would make a spot., on this old planet, yon bet, if they were to hit her. But the observatory men are pretty smart, and always -on the watch. When they see a big comet coming, they blow her up or shunt her off to some other planet. Last night you might have seen them shoot a big fellow that has been prowling- around here lately. She was 500,000 miles through the head, and her tail was about 110,000,000 miles long. They were afraid of her rather. She weighed within a few ounces of 900,000,000 tons, and was meandering through space at the rate of 7,639,281 miles, 3 feet and five inches in a min- ute. They calculated if they couldn't stop her, she'd pulverize us ; but they shelled her all right and,busted her to atoms." "Don't say! Why, how on earth do folks sleep with such fearful goings on. Bless my heart, I couldn't have slept a wink if -1 had known about that." "Sleep ! you old fossil! Who want's to sleep ? Don't you know that's done away with ages ago ?" "Done away with 1 Don't sleep 1 Where's the 'sylum ? Say, sonny, quit yer Goddin", now. Don't you ever sleep ?" "Well, I guess not. I've never slept all my life. We haveia't time, and no- body knows how now. Many years ago there were some people who used to lose consciousness for a time and go to sleep, but there wasn't many left. When we are tired we use the Electric Extract of Rest. We get it done up in plugs, and chew it when we feellike it." ""Ob, Lardy 1 Chewing sleep like ter- baccer 1 Say, sonny, maybe yon drink tin whiskey and wean the baby on pav- ing stone pie and. pickled shingles?" ""Well, not quite ; but I must be off. It's 9 o'clock now, and I'm due in Scot- land at 10. Good-bye." ""Hi, sonny 1" Here John McCool paused to hesi- tate. He was alone. The interesting stranger was not in sight.' 3r r • of his attachment to the jury system a room full of company of whom 0 ran, the distinguished barrister and ebrated orator, was one, said': " t` trial by jury I have lived, and by blessing of God, with trial by jury I Humorous Retorts. A. retort may be either civil or un- civil, courteous or nncourteous, witty or severe. The simple meaning of the word is thus given by a well-known compiler : "To return an argument, accusation,. censure, or incivility to make a severe reply." A few examples may not be uninteresting to the reader. We must not always infer, because a man takes to the army as a profession, or for pastime, or even under any other circumstances adopts a military uni- form, that a plucky and courageous disposition has prompted him to act ; or we might never have heard of the following "Many days to your honor, and may God bless yon,for yon once saved my life," said a tattered mendicant to a • 1 ,0 a iii nr}}- ith he • ijl , die 1"—"Why, then," said Curran, itl mock amazement, "you've enti ely made up your mind to be han ;ed, Dick !" . We shall also find that natural tory plays a frequent part in the•c acter _ of a retort : "As rough bear," "sharp as a ferret," "sly fox," "nervous as a kitten," "bold lion," playful as a lamb," "timid mouse," "obstinate as a mule,"•hu. as a wolf." In our earlier days we gain the distinction of being a you monkey," and in our later years of b Mg "pig-headed." One's temper, howe eL is not very considerably ruffled by the mild allusions to the animal kingdo a smile or a serious look at the t being sufficient retaliation: A witty nobleman once asked clerical gentleman at the bottom of table why the goose, whet there was one, was always placed : next to the parson. "Really, my lo)d," said the clergyman, "your gnestioyn is some- what difficult to answer, and so re- markably odd that I vow I shall never see a goose again without being reminded of your lordship." I It is related of Lord Falkland that in 1658, ander the Commonwealth, his ad- nission to the House of Commons was very much opposed by several members, he being barely of legal age. Some urged that he had not yet sown his wild oats. "Perhaps not," he quickly re- torted ; "but no doubt a good oppr- tnnity will be offered me to sow then in this House, where evidently there are plenty of geese to pick them upl." The petulance of youth was here most forcibly exhibited. There is a class of peculiar people eve sometimes observe at places of pubic resort, who endeavor by various means to make themselves remarkably cn- spicuous, it may be in dress, conversa- tion, or general behavior. At a catt1 e- ahem held in one of our country towns, a country bumpkin, who for some time had been disturbing the company with hie loud remarks, at last broke forth : "Prize -cattle, indeed ! "Call these 'tire prize -cattle ? Why, they ain't ndthibg to what our folks raised. You may 't think it, but my father raised the b g - gest calf of any man round our part ." —"Oh," exclaimed a by-stander, "we have no doubt of that." - - Then, again, to be considered" a don- key is not altogether conducive to one's satisfaction or dignity ; few, if any of ns oaring to be classed with that much abused and vilified animal. - On one occasion no small amount of merriment -followed a retort made by an indignant gentleman during a sale of pictures it a London auction•room. He and another disputed the possession of a capital is- sa 8 a s a s' a gty nary , , ving love, cpm - ,and her - I am fort ; be- g she died, gaged' ; she urity. hioh oiety ; they love he is to be every dally, n her; d. and �isfor- leap made ship - there, t she t one world .r has pleas scary bscur- have eauti- tr�hing r -sun at her ngelio, er life n, she t e ? I'tell y joyment than -the aveppursued: their ugh` life. Angels wing her inward whit the lower raye een shut to stain of pleasure have been open to her, an that she has experienced more ge nine satisfaction than . those whom the woi#ld envies, and whom she can afford o despise. A Business Thursday evenin bound Jefferson av Woodward avenue c looking woman boun platform, strode thr go- as -yon- please gai "Now, driver, don' until I find out some "Well, ma'am, wh "Will this oar tak avenue ?" "Yes, ma'am." - SEASON OF 18b1. SEEDS, SEE Woman. as an eastward nue oar reached ossit , a busine`is ed upon the rear ugh the car at a and exclaimed : yo4i start this oar hing." t is it ?" me to St. Aubin DS M. MORR=SQiT "Well, then, you just drive ahead, for I'm in a hurry. Db yon know Sam Smith ?" "No, ma'am." "Why, you onghtt from York State thre rides up and down of night and day. He story white house hand side, I've for green window blit ico in front. I'll kna I see it, for Samanth it." "I beg your pardon, driver, interim pting put your fare in the "No, nor I ain't a til you stop in f: Smith's house." "But I don't go u ma'am. I'll leave and you will have house." "Well, you'll not you drive right up i You can't play any of- your swindling city games on me, taming man, you bet I haven't come here all, the way from York State to out mf y eye teeth, nor you can't play no trioka on! me if you do drive a hoss car. "She was finally lindiiced to pay her fare, some of the passengers assuring her that it was all right.' As the oar stopped and she stepped from the foot- board she pointed up Sp. Aubin avenue with her parasol and exclaimed : "There's the house Where Sam and Samanthy live. I knew I'd know it as quick as ever I saw it. Two-story white house with green; winder blinds onto it and a porchioo in front," and the car drove on.—Detroit hires) Press. How the Sweet By -and -By was Written. Having purchased a Large Stook of FIELD AND GARDEN SiEDS From the Well -Known House Of JOHN A. BRUCE & Co., Is prepared to offer, either in Bnik Or by the Paper, Good, Fresh and Reliable SEEDS OF ALL KINDS, At the : Lowest Possible Prioe, consisting cf a Variety of • o e came here e yea, s ago, and he i these street cars lives in a big two- n the right or left oftent which, with ds anda porch- w the place when y writ me all about , nda'I m," said the "but you haven't boa." oin tb anther, un- ont of Samanthy St. Aubin avenue, on at the corner, o walk up to the et my nickle until front' of the house. There is a story thf .t the popular hymu, "The Sweet 1 the work of two mei Joseph P. Webster, wh music, died several yea F. Bennett, author of. at Richmond, I11. He charge of Intoxication i Webster was a free dri wrote ajhymn book in Sweet By -and -By" was jointly produced for it. came from a chance re aster, who was habitat that all would be w Bennett at once made Webster brought the Music out of a fiddle, which was his customary aid in composition. The by n book had its day, and is forgotten ; ut this one tone is put into every new publication of the kind, and has a salef about 10,000 copies a year in sheet form. Dr. Ben- nett says that he and 1Vebster were not orthodox Christians . when the hymn was written, and that he is now - even less a believer. Zopes ,. "A sound mind in' a healthy body." The old Roman idea of the highest de- gree of happiness. The liver rules the roast. Indigestion creates : anarchy in the physical system. Costiveness, biliousness, dizziness and bad taste in the month; yellow skin and eyes, loss of appetite, loss of Anergy, and low spirits, pains in the back and sides wind and • foul stomach ; all 1 these . ` create bad blood. Regulate the Bowels, Stomach, Liver and Kidneys with Zopesa, from Brazil; try a 10 oent sample and ask your druggist about it. 679.52b y -and -By,” was While drunk. composed the s ago. Dr. S. the 1 verses, lives &LYS that the s untrue, though nker. The two 1874, and "The one of the pieces The suggestion mark by Web- illy despondent, 11 "by-and-by." the rhyme, and Swede . Turnip, Yield and Garden Carrots, Mamgel Wurtzel, - Millet and Hungarian ,(Vass, Clover and Timothy, `` - And All Kinds of Garden and Flower Seeds. GROCERIES, CROCKERY, AND PROVISIONS. We have a Full Stock of Groceries, Crookery, and Provisions, and would call epecial attention to our Large Stook of NEW •T ELAS • Consisting of Moyune, Ping Suey, Yoitng Hyson, Gnnpowder„Congos, Uncolored, and Japans, All Fresh and New Season, PILLMAN'S CARRIAGE THEY And Better Value than ever before offered to the public. Also, EXTRA CON VALUE IN SUGARS. Give us a Call and be oonviroed that M. Mor- rison's is the right place to buy from. South Side of Main Street, Oppo- site Market Street, M. MORRISON, - IVORKS, SEAFORTH. ARE AGAIN ; TO THE FoRE. -PXELMA. 1" du CO. BEG to state to those' in want of Baggies that .! some a collection of they have now on hand as good and hand - NEW BUGGIES I NEW BUGGIES II - SE AF'ORTH. HO l FOR - EGMONbVILLE. 01 variopps designs and styles se can be found in any shop west of Toronto. They a re all made by themeelires, and they can eonsequently warrant, them as to workmanship and material. • TLE'S, FLOURING AND SAW'; MILLS. JAMES KYLE e Begs to inform his friends and th public gen erally that his 11f�1 Pro REPAIRING OF ;ALL KINDS. ptly attended to and neatly and snbstanti4lly executed, and sa tistaction guailranteed. TRIM r INCa-. We are also prepared to take Orders for TcimmingVehioles of all kinds, and can guarantee a first- class jots at reasonable prices. CALL AND GIVE US A TRIAL - And be bonvinded that we can do better for you than ziost other firms in the Trade. PILLMAN & Co., Seaforth. N.B.+—BnggiesandLight ivi;;pas ntiis tocider if desired. NEW SAW ILL! Is now in full working order, and he is pre- pared to do CUSTOM SAWING- On A ING On the shortest notice and moat reasonable terms. He has also on hand and for sale ALL KINDS OF SAWN :LUMBER. Bills Promptly Filled;. HIa FLOURING! MILL Is in charge of a First -Class Miller, and he prepared to do GRISTING AND CHOPPING On the Shortest Notice. Good Work and tall Sa tisf action guaranteed. Bemember, when you wanta gristground or a bill of lumber eawn go to the Egmondvilie ?dills. 681 JAMES KYLE Proprietor. THE JEWELRY EMPORIUM SEAFORTH AND S URRO UND- ING COUNTRY. M. Ra COUNTER, MANAGER AND PROPRIETOR. THIS IS THE PLACE PIANOS AND ORGANS. The Very Latest and Most Important Announcement yet made is the fact that we have REDUCED THE PRICES In Pianos and Organs, - So that all may have an opportunity of enjoying the pleasures and benefits of a Musical Instrument, Through our large and increasing trade we are in a pos tion to supply PIANOS from the Beet Canadian and American Faotorics, including STEINWAY, CNICKERING, DECKER, WEBER, And others too numerous to mention, at prices and terms that cannot tail to give satisfaction. The fabulous prices charged for Pianos and Organs in this locality, previous to our appearance on the scene, have been ewept away, and not enly low prices but genuine quality i instruments have been in- troduced. Wemxke a Specialty f the DOMINION ORGA S AND PIANOS, Believing they are equal, if n . t superior in quality, to any Instrument in the market. Old Instruments taken n Exchange. Pianos and Orga $ to Rent. - SEWING M We are Agents for the Baymo, kept in stock and reduced in pri second-hand Machines, which ACHINES, d Sewing Machines. whie h are e. We have a number of good 11 be sold cheap. PHOTOGRAPHING AND PICTURE FRAMING CARRIED ON EXTENSIVELY. WADE BROTIERS, Seaforth. WHITNEY'S HLOCK - F. &R: -+ R, BANKING HOUSE SEAFORTH. OFFICE --In the premises fomer- ly occupied by the Bank of Com- merce, and under the Comnerl :Hotel, Maim Street. NOTES AND BILLS DISCOUNTED' English and Foreign Exchange Purchased and Sold. FARMERS'SALE NOTES Purchased at Seasonable Rates. AMoney'f.ent on Collateral Securities. Drafts Issued, payable at par at all Branches of the Bank of Commerce. INTEREST Allowed oat Deposits Money to Loan on Mortgages. DON'T YOU FORGET IT I BRITANNIA NEEDS NO BULWARR.SI Manager and ;Proprietor. ON EXHIBITION! The Grand Planetory Wonder which -causes so much excitement is yet visible to the gazing ml - lions, and the 26th of June having come and gone with every prospect of several anniversaries of this eventful time, the wellknown firm of WHITNEY BROTHERS, Stove and Tinware Merchants, MAIN STREET; S EAFORTH, Respectfully Solicit the Injection and Patronage of the Public of Seaforth and vicinity, to their splendid stock of STOVES„ &c. Don't pass the sign of i NEIlHEB does the Merchant who conducts his business on sound principles, via,: Give the BEST Quality possible, and for the least money. Miff is, and -- has been, our aim all through ; hence . our great success. See the wonderful TEA TRADE -we have established, many wonder what we do with such enormous quantities, and at times we wander ourselves where it all goes. We sell it, that is certain. Could we thus succeed, in the face of such determined opposition as we daily meet with, unless we gave EXTRA GOOD VALUE? Truly no. The public are alive and must have the best valve going. It is not the low priced Teas pished by some merchants and pedlars that are the best value. No. To get really good Tea you must have it not only with' body, but style and flavor, which. Chir Teas at 50, 55, 60, 65 and 70 cents per found in caddies possess.—(We can of course, give you good sound Teas for - less Money—three pounds for $1.) We have often said, and again repeat, we fear no competition. We are ever ready to supply intending purchasers with samples free, land thereby allow comparison. 'Tis deeds, not words, that have placed ns the largest Tea Merchants in Seaforth. hila giving Teas a large share of To get Good and Reliable Goods in GOLD WATCHES, SILVER WATCHES, SILVERPLATED WARE, JEWELRY, _ CLOCKS, C., &C. My Stock of which le very choio and complete Call and examine for yourselves. No trouble to show Goods. All Goods ,sold on their own merits and warranted as repro ted. Having made arrangements wi ha First -Claes Manufacturing House, I can fill all orders for any Special Piece of Jewelry on the Shortest Notice. I - Personal Attention given to the Re- pairing of Watches, 'locks, and Jewelry. Fine Watches always a Specialty. AB Work Warranted to give Satisfaction. Cash paid tea Old coldend Sil;ori REMEMBER THE STAND- •Tree of Silver.. P fated Ware in the Window, and direct oppo- site J. 8 . Porter's Cheap Cash Fgrnitnre Store. M. R. COUNTERB, Seaforth. • cry Or r attention, we parry the same sound prin4iples into each and every department of our business, viz.: The best quality possible for the least money. We have one of the Largest and Best Selected Stooks of General Groceries West of Toronto, which, for Quality and Prices, are unexcelled. In SUGARS we avoid all low-priced goods, believing them to be neither economical nor beneficial to the purchaser ; therefore, we cannot offer yon 14 pounds to the dollar. OUR CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE DEPARTMENT Is inspection, worthyof ins ection, as we can show you goods not usually kept outside of theo ties. We now hold a fine assortment of DINNER SETS, TEA' SETS and BEDROOM SETS, imported for ns ditect from the Monufaeturers, which we are selling at 20 per cent. less than you can buy the same goods for in the pities. Give us a pall, and ibok through our mammoth establishment under the clock and apposite JOHN CHINAMAN. LAIDLAW & FAII ,LEY, Main Street, Seaforth. THE NEW GROCERY. STARK'S BLOCK, MAI I p 1-113-01-1-1 R,OBB HA,S JUST RECEIVED VERY NICE STOCK OF CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE, Of the Latest Designs, whioh as been well bought, and will be SOLD CHEA FOR CASH. TEAS! T ASI TEASI A Splendid Lot of TEAS, which for Value Cannot be Beat in the Town. STREET, SEAFORTH. THE BIG OOFFEE POT1; You can see at the sign of the big Coffee Pot, that WHITNEY BROS. keep stoves, and what not 2 Why Harvest Toots, Binding Mitts, and all kinds of 'Tinware, as Cheap andas Good as any store elsewhere. Some think 'tis not true} but only a rhyme. But come,nspeot our Stoves; t'wont take much time. - We Will Sell Just ;as Cheap as Ore Possibly Can From a Fine Polished Stove to a BirdCage or Llan. Please enquire for SUGARS ! SUGARS! SUGARS ! A FIRST-CLASS BRAND OF SUGAR 13 POUNDS FOR ONE DOLLAR All Kinds of Provisions� such . as FAMILY GROCERIES and Snick - HONEY ! HONEY !—spm Pure Comb, and from his own Hives. LOUR, FEED, .&o. Also, all kinds - of asks Fresh and Good. Beautiful Honey, extracted from the WHITNEY BROTHERS', MAIN -ST., SEAFORTH. THE SEAFORTH NSIJ RAN C,E AGENCY. W_ N- T-ATSOWT HAMS AND BACON. - The Best Sugar -Cured Hams and Bacon in the Market. All Cored by , fimse f. - I lir BEMEMBE THE CHEAP 1GROCERY. HUGH ROBB, Main Street, Seaforth. MAIN -ST., NORTH, SEAPORTS, GENERAL F1BE, Marine, Life and Accident Insurance Agent, Conveyancer, &o. Risks on all kinds of property ;effected at lowest cur- rent rates. Losses adjusted promptly and satis- factorily. None but first-class reliable Oom• ponies represented. Exceptionally low rates oa all classes of farm property. Only 50 cents to $1 per $100 for three years in the Gore District of Galt, established for over 40 years. The fol- lowing Companies represented British American, of Toronto, Scottish Imperial, of Glasgow, Scotland, Northern, of London, England, Gore District, of Galt, Ontario, Canada Fire and Marine, of Hamilton, Ont., Royal Canadian, of Montreal, P. Q., Quebec, of Quebec, P. Q., Alliance, of Hamilton. Ontario, Travellers (Life and Accident), of Hartford, Conn., Toronto Lite, of Toronto, Ontario. I AM,^,ALSO AGENT FOR THE CANADA PERMANENT LOAN AND SAYINGS' COMPANY. Money advanced on Beall Estate at 6 and 6i per cent. Per annum. ALSO AGENT FOR THE STATE LINE STEAMSHIP CON, Sailing from New York City every Thursday, to all pointe in Europe. Tickets imbed from hare or New York, to snit purchaser. First Cabin, $60 to $110—return. Second Cabin, $40 to WM —return- Steerage, $26. Parties going to En- rope ehonld try the STATE LINE, as it is undoubtedly one of the Best and Safest Steam- ship Companies sailing from New Ytrk. WM. N. WATSON, Main Street, SEAFORTH, Ontario. OFFICE -- In Campbell's Block, opposite the Mansion Hotel. - TITE SEAFORTH INSURANCE AND LAND AGENCY, ALONZO STJ ONG IS AGENT for several First -Claes Stook, Pira and Life Insurance Companies, and is proper- d to take risks on the most favorable terms. Also Agent for several of the best Loan 8o- oietiee. Also Agent for the Sale and Purchase of Far'Q and Village Property. A Number of First -Cs improved Farms for Sale. 950,000 to Lein at Six per cents Agent for the sale of Ocean Steamship Tieketsr OFFICE —,over M. Morrison's Store; Biala 6!6 Street, Seaforth. LA-RIDTINT E 1 THE VERY BEST MACHINE OIL. In the World, is Manufactured by 4fcColl Bros. Ss Co.,Toronto, And for sale by dealers. Ask your meralaint for Cardiae and taieno other. This 011,nunttha+ severest -test midmost setivacompatittou, weewaude at the Toronto Industrial £tlen' thea . abeam . old mai at �a previa/Ay n to*nd ** idgb- est sward at the ' Mshibition, Ottawa, the silver medal. Tanners and all who aM agricultural machinery, will sere money ebinery by acing none but isn+it as.