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The Huron Expositor, 1876-07-28, Page 6semmemmememow Night. I sing of the night, With Ma gbftenmiil it, When the moonlight faintly is beaming ; Of its wondrous spell, When through grove and dell, The light of'the new moon is atreaining. Of the feelings it =brings When the nightingale sine, And pours fort . his heart in his song, 'Tis then the earth seems Like the brighfland-of dreams, And tol fairyland seems ,to belong. How !MOO then toistray. - A Under faidei bright sway, And to people-the:earth',. as of old, With fairy and sprite, . I Whose -highest delight, Was to gather where none might behold. Their pranks and their ,sport, Their midnight court, And their my o dance on the green The revels they held Which no an bath beh ld, Which no mor : eye e'er hat seen. This at ni Nor should Into fancy's: bri For the vo Hath apo Which isvanqu t we muse, we refuse, ht realm oft stray ; ce of the night, er to delight, hedby clearlight of day. Enos. ieties. A kiss on the forehead means rever- ence, but there a no fun in it worth .men- tioning. ' --The larges feet known to history must be those e f the Maryland editor, who writes : " We black our boots with 15,000,000 boxes of domestic black- ing a year." " Ab, Jem y," said a sympathizing friend to a man ho was just.too late for the train, "you id not run fast enough." "Yes, I did," id Jemmy ; " but I did- n't start soon en ugh•.-" - I narrowl escaped being cut off with a shilling," aid a solemn young man. How did you seape it ?" asked a by- stander. " My father had no shilling," was the solemn reply. - " Dey ain't! no niggars on de top side ob keyraahun," said a colored man the other day, putting his hand to his bandaged head " what can sing a hymn and put de gear on a kicking mule all at de same time." --A cobbler attracts attention with the following address outside his shop : " Surgery performed upon old boots and shoes, by adding of feet, making good the legs, binding the broken, healing the wounded, altering the constitution, and supporting the body with new soles. No cure, no pay. Advice gratis on the most desperate cases." -`` Look here, squire, where was yeou born ?" said a persistent Yankee to a five minutes' acquaintance. " I was born," said the victim, in Boston, Tre- mont street, No. 44, left-hand side, on the lst day of August, 1820, at five o'clock in the afternoon ; physician, Dr. Warren ; nurse, Sally Benjamin." Yan- kee was answered completely. For a moment he was stuck. Soon, however, his face brightened, and he quickly said, Yeas ; wa'al, I calculate you don't re- collect whether it was a frame or a brick house, dew ye ?" -One Mrs. Van Auken installed a Chinaman in her kitchen. The follow- ing conversation took place : " What is your name, Sir ?" asked Mrs.. Van Au - ken. , " Oh, my namee Ah Sin Foo." But I can't remember all that lingo, my man. I'll call you Jimmy." " Vel ley wells. Now whachee namee I callee you ?" asked. Ah. Sin, looking up in sweet simplicity. ",Well, my name is Mrs. Van Auken ; call me that." " Oh, me can no 'membel Misse Yanne Auken. Too big piecee namee. I callee you Tom- my-Misse Tommy." -Sir Walter Scott does not seem to have been the dunce at school which some have, stated. Once a boy in the same class was asked by the " dominie" whatpart of speech with was. "A noun, sir," Said the boy. " You young block- headi" cried the pedagogue, what ex- ample can . you give . of such a thing ?" -`• I can tell you, sir," interrupted Scott,; " you know there's a verse in the Bible ,which says, ' they bound Sampson with Oith8.' " • 1 An Untimely Wink A Woodward avenue drug store hired a new soda fountain boy` the other day, and after the boy had been instructed how to work the apparatus the proprietor added : 1 . " Now, you see this faucet up here ? Well,there is brandy behind that, and when a man comes in and winks and says he'll take a little ho-hum in his, you will know that he means brandy." Everything worked all right until about noon yesterday. Several men dropped in, said " ho-hum," got their brandy and soda, and the boy saw no cloud in his horizon. At noon the brandy -bottle was empty, the drug store man at bis dinner, and it didn't do any good to " horthum " around that fountain. Along came a man, and as he stood be- fore the fountain, waiting his turn, he winked at the boy. He had a habit, of winking his left eye, and he winked at the fountain as much as he did at the boy. The lad, however, called out : " Haven't any brandy left -have to take syrup !" i The man -was a good man. He winked again in his amazement, and the boy re- plied: Didn't I tell you we hadn't' any brandy left. D'ye suppose I'd lie• about "My' son - you -you shouldn't - shonld+,n't"-stammered the good man as all looked at him, and to ! in his embarass. merit he winked again. " Can I make brandy out of sarsapa- rilla and pineapple syrup ?" yelled the boy. << I tell you, you've get to take plain soda, till the boss conies back !" ".I-1 didn't want any brandy," gasped the man. " Well, we don't keep anything strong- er in the fountain, and I couldn't tell whiskey from arnica if I was to look on the shelves," growled the boy. " You'll find what you want in the saloon round the corner." - The winker winked all around the crowd, tried to explain his position, and then hustled out and boarded a street car. -Detroit Free Press. Cabbage to the End. The following is one of the many anec- dotes of the Iate Madame George Sand from the Paris press :.A iiisitor, one Mr. Baker, had passed a week at her house, and during his stay had insisted on having cabbagecookedin nearly every duh plated on the table. Being about to leave he beg- ged that he should not be suffered to de- part without a sovenir of the visit. Ma- dame Sand ked at him with surprise ;; _ - - . i•With .a. -Wieit j . de did lid the gardener, «BaptisteT' erhastened to ber. she said to Mr. Bakor ; then , ded to the gabbagep bale, oft oi►b1 �age''�r o test u.. r-! How to Get Alo g. Don't sto tell stories in business hours.L �• - ., .• If yo * a place of nines, be found there when wanted.' No mien et richybysitting around stores and me.-- ..." Never fool business matters. Have order, system, regularity, 'and also pronptn Do not me'• a with the business you nothing of. !. Do not kick veryone in your path. More miles! an be in a day by going steadily han by eto ping. .., Pay asyoui... . on. A man of ho . or respec his word as he does his bo Help others hen you an, but never give ;what yen annot affo d to, simply because ft is f: I, ionable. Learn to sa No. N necessity of snapping it chit dog fashion , but say it firmly and tfnlly. Use your o • brains rat er than those of others. E Learn to t in . and act f i r yourself. Keep ahead of, rather hen behind, the, times, Apple Oak . en or tw ice apples, au: a to taste, th rind of o e mall lemo three geggs, a q arter of pint of ore: or milk, hl po nd butter ;three quarte pounds good sho crust, t tee ounces sweet almonds. Pa e, core, and cut the apples into small pie es ; put into a basin sufficient moist sug r to swe eta them ; add the lemon, w i ch shoul be fnely minced, and the ere : in ; stir t se ingredients well, whisk the eggs, , an melt the butter ; mix all tog..ther, add ho sliced aiple, and let the : e be well tirred into he mixture. Lin . a large ro nd plate wi h the paste, p a narrroi rim of the ame around the l titer edge and lay the pples thick- ly !the mid « e. Blanch q almonds, cut them in . long shre ; nd strew ove • the top of the apple , 'and bake fro.. half to t i ! eequarters of an hour, taki . g Bare' t . . t the almon bio not get buret ; whe. . one, strew some sifted sug r over ' top, and erve. This cak may be ten either of or- cold,; and is suffici t to fill tw large-sized pia s. A S ientil:to chapter o± Genesis. N rman Mac eod once attended a meet- ing . f scientis : in which the - meteoric theo • was die ' ' seed. He t ems to have been greatly sti ,red by the assumptions of w ' at is call advanced hought, for he m:. e a . : whose wit; -charmed if its la: 'e.did no convince. He afterward wrot 1• :to a fri er that " perhaps -the men of sci nce wou d do well, ' accordance with these las results, to (,write the first hapter of enesis in t way : " 1. The eel tls was with ut form and 'void. 1 . " A meter fell upon the earth. "3 ! The 1 re it t was fish, :flesh and. fowl. " 4 From epe proceeded the British Asso iation. " 5 And th British Association pro- nounded it all 1Qrably good,:, To RESTORE r LACK GooDs.-Rusty black goods of ev ry kind can be made as good s new by clipping them when per- fectly clean in a not very strong solution of extr t of logwood and after drying, wash- ing • em .ini soap ds. No s tting. is re- quire Made-ut goods as dresses or men's poets can ` e thoroughly sponged inste: d of dipped. Care shoru!13 be taken that he solution a not too strong, and the o toner the art cles are w hed in the soaps apps ds, the bri ter they w` become. This ill apply to lace veils, as well as any o her article . IRONING SalO-A cor espondent sends this hint ne of the nicest of laun eases gave m this frag t ent of her exper ence in r f rence tot starching shir ! She had a ticed that the bosoms neve blister if she starches them on the right side, but if they are wrong side oat when starched, aree apt to de so. She .ours her mixed starch into boiling wate on t uses the si AP one q crea one little dough' dough put sl, them ing an ho Tra GOING Day Nigh Mo Afte GOING Morni Day Mo After II instead of estarch, � ore starch ele starch 11 LE DUMpT;I art of flour, of tartar, one ablespoonf u Balt, and nil that can b in.eiqqht pie ices of sour up tight, an ill, require ir. Etrand'T wring boiling water in that way never an is necessary, as d water can be saved. . - Make a crust of wo table s , oonfuls of ablespoonil,of soda, f butter? 6r1 lard, a enough t make a oiled out. gut this. . roll them out thin, le upon t e'm, fold team or bake. Bak - minutes, steaming Railway. s leave Seafort, . talion as follows : EST- xpress 4 208 P. M. Express 855 P. M. con Mixed.. ; 7 05 A. M. Asti oq P. nil. g Express 7 55 A .M. press. 180 P. M. Mixed.....'. 10 25 A. M. con Mixed 5100 P. M ng Mixed 1 L. ndon, Hurn and Brupe. GOING 8 o Urn- Mail./fixed. Wing.: .., depart ... .30 A. M. 110A.M. Belgra e 1 .63 A. M. 11i80A. M. Blyth..... :.16 A. M. 1 00A. M. Londe 'borough ".80 A. M. 12 25;A.M. Clinto. .65 A. M. 1. 5P. M. Bruce1 111. , .. , 916 A. 31. 1. 0 p. M. Kippen J- 980 A. M. 1. 5 P. M. Hensa ..1..� 9:40 ... 2 051PuM Exeter .. IC.00 A. M. 2. 5 . . Londo , arrive 11.20 A. M. 4. P. M. Gomel N A Ii- Mixed. Mail. London, depart .... 7.80 A. M. 5. P. M. Exeter.. . .... 10.50 A. M. 6, M. Hensai ..11:15 " 6:6 .. Bippen ... 11.85 A.M. 7.00 .31. Brucei1 1d .4 ..t ...1,1. 6 A. M. 7.15 P. M. Clinton ...4 .. J ......12' 60 P. M. 7.40 P. M. Londes oro gli 15 P. M. 8. R. M. Blyth.. ..' 1 P. M. 8. 6 P. M. BflIgrav . .... - 2. P. M. 8. P. M. Wing ` , arrive2 0 P.M. 9 P. M. idat Wes to Trains I ve Brussels et as under : GOTS NORTH. Mixed...... 2:25 A. M. Accom.. .. 3:40 P. M. Ascom....... 9:85 P. M. i Railway tion, north a� dsouth, GOING SOUTH. 000m 6:17 A. M. coom 8;08 P. M. ixed 6415 P. M. SMOKgD LAMS A G. & J.1 F1ETT k litave on hand WELL C TR1 fi h they They are warted of ply at once ,1 D SIDE -MEAT, HE NSA L, uantity of • SIDE MEAT, ell Cheap. lass quelit'v p. A. N" N SEAPORTH. T OF DYE STUFFS Of vary superior quality just received at J. $. RO ERTS' DRUG TORE; MA A Colisisting in ar DR, ER CO POUND, CO HINEA , C EAM AI 1FUSTI ALUM, INDIG II'DIt O COMPOU Id the following : Alt, O 4 LO? O F AGED YEELOW SVC A� BL and 1 fae! teed t pros ions ale J Opp site D, ANDY PACK. I(ES', LATE, SCARLET, GR EI and ROSE, nearly all, col , which are vixen - nee beautiful a d fast colors if direct - 1 rally fvp4wed 8. itOBERTS, Powell's Temperance House Seaf°rth. N9XON BROTHERS MA U ACTURINC COMPANY 1MANUFAcTUItERS OF 103t01\7- X0N.S I ; Standard Combined NOW R AND . REAPER, Gr atl Improved f� r the Harvest of 1876, AND W' RANTED THE BEST IN ADA, OR NO SALE. ITS C MS TO SUPiRIORITY ARE : Cast•ste 1 hafting, securing reduced friction with roar a d strength ¶rd d ability. Cast-st 1 Crank Pin and Gun Metal Pitman Boxes, making the bes and most durable Pit an Attaohmenl ev r yet applied to' a Rea er. Extensa n 1 Steel Reap:ing bre, g, or springing on An impr 4 vel connection the table in rel • ar, never warping, of shape. of the steel finger bar to P• Thirty,eih Inch Drivin giving a lame bear n surface, and t driving power. :no sed Gearing exoltding all dust and • the wor ' g parts of the machine. either fastor slow,' and under lit- e° 'trot of the driver.r Tightly Double stun Wee ee Tilting L and Platform, for securing Lodged Gras o Grain, also under instant control of the ' v r. Patent A.00 odatingLever for raising or lower- ing o • to de of Platt° • i Light Dir ctj Draft and a sol`telyNo Side Draft. 1 Every p: f the Mac a Guaranteed to by made of lthe Very Bet Material. T E STNDARD y Combinedsowet and Reaper iha pr ze in both ,: owi4g and Reaping a PEAT 'IEIILD! TRIA. T PARIS 11871, e ghtest Dra t T o -wheel Combined chine on t ground. Is the on received a THE And was t Buy the 1 Stand r4 Machine 4NDNOOT And -See r Not 0 lJ e z , bu t%e best value fo JA E NOXON INGERS A M. CA M Has opened out a Next Door to Hays' Hotel : for tike Sale oftheySAO All Other Kinds of I he Best Ma - your money. PRESIDENT. LL, ONTARIO. BELL op: EAFORTH, lem,ente 1 EXPOSIT A R i ! PLAIN BLAI ' {IREi r DINES, BLACK TRIPED Tjusrp,pqm:; GREI4ADYNESI CHECK'D.. GRENADINES,.-, COLORED GRENADINES PLAIN BLACK M USLINS, BACK ST,1II 1161S, BLACK C: MUSLINS, COLOI LINS, PLAIN DR ENS, COLORED CLOTH'S, NEW RI- CAN PRINTS, COR- SETS, NEW, FRIlidAINGS, NEW COLLARS & CUp'NS, NEW TIES, MINES, &c. D WS - KED 'D MUS- ES LIN gRASE HCiF maiv BROS. HOFFMAN BROS, HOFFMAN BROS. HOFFMAN BROS. _ DIN*B, PfaX CDECK COLORE PLAIN B BLACK LIN$, BL MUSLIN LINS, P ENS.., CO CLdTHS,R CAN PRIZ SETS, NE NEW COL NEW TIE At KOFFIDIAN BIBf OTHERS' Cheap Cash, Store TO THE DESIRES TO ANNOUNCE OF 11`' AOR: NE 40, STRItiED Si BLACK ,O •;x MUSLIN/3;i ED MUS- - CHECKED. OR'D NUS REBS -LIN- GRASS W AMERI- TS,_i RW CCR- . W I:ILLINGS, SFS, F • GES, 1,, EOPLE OF. HUR 1�UH�,P~Sz' 0 THE PEOPLE OF HURON 'H: ERY LARGE STOCK OF TEAS; SU c ARS AND TOBACCOS Of various Brands, Superior Qi ply of all articles u ALL HIS STOCK OF C Is now very large, well ARRIV ality, and at very Low Prices. Also a Fresh Sap- ually found in a first-class Grocery More SOLD CHEAP. OCKERY AND GL S sorted, and much CHEAPER tjan u ARE dal. J. MURPHY is not so anxious to make money as he isu to ake sale, therefore the public can rely upon getting good bargains at JAMES MURPHY'S, SE. ORTH. CROCK ERY AND GLASSWA WILLIAM ALLEN HAS UST 'OPENED OUT A VERY CAREFULLY SELECTED S Grocker, Glassware, Fruit Jars . & NQ OLD BANKRUPT STOCK, But New Goods, New Patterns, Teas, Prunes, Sauces, Canned Goods, Oatnyeal, FREE DELIVERY.. G Su Close Prices, to which he invites the of the public. OCERIES. suits, Mustards, Hams, Bacon, Cornmeal, LIG ZTOZ�, WHOLES All parties wanting to buy Li OCK OF attention Dried Apples, Pickles, Spices, Flour, Mill peed, &c. WILLIAM ALL N. LI 0 S E AND RETAIL. uors of the best quality are invited to visit THOMAS D. PAN'S NSW S ON MARKET STREE T Where they will find that 'hey can get good value for their otel Keepers and Ot / ere buying in ARE PECIAL Y REQUESTED TO Any Orders left at Killoran & shortest notice. AW LOGS WANT essrs. COLEMAN & GOUINL Will pay the Highest Cash Prioe for AW LOG OF ALL KIND so a quantity o ELM LOGS ennoble f ufaetnre of Hoo s. { linatom Sawing attended to prom lowest market prices: an aambers cheap ea aeveryt any other mti, also Shin ill.Lath and Picks sh a onrihandd,, and at the 11 5000 CEDAR POSTS OR SALE. 1 . CO ! -GO 4171 TQRE, Large Quantities CALL. yan's old stand will be attend4d to on the D CK the 71 lee, very Beak T..IJ. RYAN, aft h.- 'DOMINION, STEAMSHIPCO VE ELS Sail eekiy from Quebec fo Liver - v pool, calling at 'Belfast. Through Tickets issued from Seaforth to Livgrpoon Steerage, Seaforth to Liverpool. . . .$H'2 Cabin, Seaforth to Liverpoo-1 68 A. ARMITAGE, Agent. A few thousand holism to loan' on proved farm propesenpr;napai payable et any t e, and inany sumo to °nit the borrowers' conn nie�nce. Some very WeeB g Lots for sale=sand Orth gmondville. ` lsii ankle* plait, and par ass A..:, BRICKS* BRI K von SALE. At $ is aria rod, ';any WSp-ol. The. Brion are thattamed �.. fi � be Tauri Edell * liven& '0,447 Ober yard fit ,tit.: Te Sere been .1 ditto. 'Mk Mom REOAT. JULY 28, int OARF Have this anta►e Sever, lP Wagola of finished now 1A , EI WORK' Place to. Go. MArIr & 00. olds eve r 14- Bugging iand s_ few, ' cLss Making more. n,Buggies and Democrat latent style* and neati. ready. Good ma : riai and good work are w make -our ve . *cies ;sell Bo rapidly, For Job we will uty,in the Repairing tended, to. Our Prices lead S of claps ourselves• ;to e, of an kinds prornI by at. . ILLMAN •Co. .THE VE ;Y CHE4PEST RIOT READY MONDOES THE BUSINESS. J -1-1o KYLE: GROC R.an• PROVISION DEA- - AFORTH, Buys for Cas •,• and sells for Cash, and, haying no ;lad debt -, gives his customers thebeneat, °If all business . en world purat-a this ,yet 2 .etramseisei wool • soon dies :natural death. GR f OER-IES, Of every 1escript on,Fresh, New and Good. First•Ciass c n Tea at 45 cents per Main packages'of not I: as than 10 pounds. Bright, Beautil' 1 Sugar, from 10 to 12 pomade for One Dollar. • FLjOU AND FEED Of ery Descript on Delivered in Town Tree rig Charge CASH FOR BUTTER AND Ems, And otherFarm:: Producein exchange for Goods as Cash. f NEW M CHINE SHOP. TTAVTNG Atted up the premises formerly tie* cupied by GR Y & SCOTT, we are prepared to contract for FLOURING, GRIST AND iS'AW MIL" 6-H1 L Es Heading an Stave Machinery, ie. BLACKSMITH WORIC I ARrf GENERAL REPAIR, GRATE BARS contras' FOUNDRY UFACTURING ROBERT RUNC Seeforth Feb. 2, DIRECT FRO AMERICAN SPADES, HOES GL FEN AND BUI Of Every EAVE TROU ger. 76,,near- Mansion Horde. Add CElyeD , UT NAILS, HOVELS, FORKS, D RES, TS; OILS, ING Deserip IIARDWARi ion Cheap. HS AND CONDUCT4 G PIPE Pat up on the Sho test rioif co and Warranted. SE FORTH WOOL WANTEa 'To Card, Spin, Aira/nufmture,.ey, ! Exchange,/ Woolen Goods.' Always done to t ke home the someday. SPINNING, WE; YIN,G, COLORING, CLOTH F ING, DRESSING, And every other bran° 01 •the business w°11.401m on s rt hake. a our own ter°, and made ea good -"itc!ol, chat for oath or wool. IINI4OLIESAL AND RETAIL. ortkr 0214 of ,ount wool. A: 'G. VANEGYMIL Sesiotth, may 25, 12t7. gnage :cow I lay aniurlise- I should The need for =eh.' broug14 to the att It little orphan. gir get -for her a little 'mit like the ng and se them to the little thatmoknie of the tOthe Case. She t are all tieo long er 11414 sir, w little prayer for t the One I say et do iess:yhan pro would to mak prayer ;she de' 11,1 this 4irection 1 losing rines,lwiti and -child= till perfect,' but if th one to produce SW the little ones as s* halite served a Fro. Lol crosses.the Dee as oftert seen on tt titer._ $be always abuvrt meottkealttewaysos mthe equipage. he mewnhmetehnhetatboehrxebyisnestzreitdi fess attends the Q little in advance i arThrder-te2 Iter 31Veflaitititlitli d0131aiD.0, unless et is strangers only 1 thae:Ihnoteewat a:we gn a tl e:e::::Wh ade I i°T7 lip! nnia et: ti mtnhaP 11 It ciel ' her subject! by Di 'tally aCknowled ol and ite ehefori musiequenatlz Materials for mak utensili are taken is 11144 011 the gr round in rustic the Queen bas no Her seat is re a- tree, Itith e other al convent) atly. ctoorvriant"adPgla"sien visited. y the my oo- Late The =an wile tea feet didn't don ti and ba king --up t4 from g hag rusty, man in the back 1 ed. a off with h ed'a' tilt° keed otaPituh°raferel: while the "left WO a Why don't s there tell the eapt The eople on t by LIU ing and. IA chiefs. The worn pointing her pams holding it exteM " You want to ker, that you eat any mere butter -,1 Depoit Free Pres utan of the Rxeci Ameritan Press ;] . 81 ce ceBi a' ci tt iatt ak te di nr aa o. sl oyl: :In i.,1)71. :If ft and as ed if he i news ora that as 1;r"Ilwileilln'n"osat piannll .pnt:nbtiisst.b4::pb :erks-oi: 44:: FClev: hor t ail:8r ethYlve-ilm" 1.: Mr' 41" ans;o:weirieli "'t 'esawsidthaftl ed tips Morn Mr. A. Delight the Cape gO1-0134 111 expe ago ;t bird e a It Matte Ver day, the ea Birds Z,000 in thel -cost of the 42 da In nab 10 fie The feathers expe on .1111 of eh