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The Huron Expositor, 1876-04-14, Page 7876. • IL14,1 RED TIION PR TCZS „MR AND FEED, DRY tOCER1ES, READY,. )THING€ BOOTS AND QTS- AND CAPS, •Itc 1wooly call the attention of Lie fact that he is dealing in the nsineas,and selling. at LY LOW POWS, e AND A VERY STOOK OF tit 1 PLE1 CHERRY prices Scarcely Covering Production.. SS HEMLOCK $0r 50 per Thousand Feet. ; REPS CONSTANTLY 1N HAND AND EE ,. the Lowest Iogsilrle Prices ork in Gristing s Special Atten • you on oath, what would you sajs ?" And. Ion. calmly the witness made his reply, " I would say you lied." A gentle smile diffused itself all over the court room, and the witness stepped down. --O'Connell, when defending a man for homicide, sought to show hat the ti principal witnesta against him h d drunk tee much whiskey to be able give a satisfactory acemint of the affair. The man swore he only took his share of a pint of whiskey. " You only tOok your share," repeated O'Connell, ith em- phasis. " Now, on your oath, was it not all bat the pewter ?" The witness admitted the fact, and the astu counsel obtained an acquittal of the prisoner, -A young Scotch woman who one day went with her sweetheert to get emarried when the " happy individual " as what is called "fou." The minister r fused to perform the ceremony under th thrown - stances, but gave them a few ords of fitting advice instead, and prod eded to express the pleasure he would have in " tying the maniage tether " if they would come again when the bridegroom was in his sober senses, when the bride, in her despair, exclaimed piteouely 'that they should, in that case, never et mas- ried, as " Oh, sir I when he is in is sober senses he vvinna. come !" -A Fulton young man who u s visit- ing abroad came home Saturda and. in the morning at breakfast remar d, as he reached his plate over : " Fathe , a little more of the mixture in the brown dish, if yon please, and a small piece of the pre- pared meat." The old gentlenian, who is a plain matter-of-fact man, replied, as he loaded up the outstretched plate, ‘‘ We like to have you come a-visitin' us, John, but just remember that, while you're eatm' here, if you want hash say so ; and if you want sassage, call for sas- sage, and not go to spreadin' on any Brooklyn misery at my table," What is Heaven's best gift to man ?' asked a young lady the other night, smiling sweetly on a pleasant -looking yenng man. A horse," replied the young man, with great prudence. -There are giatitesse.s in Minnesota, it seems. A country paper there, in de- scribing the burning of a dwelling, men- tions the rescue, " by way of a window, of the servant girl, -10 feet b1414°.!', asked a farmer of a burly beggar who ap- plied at his door for cold victuals and old clothes. "1 den't do nothing much, but travel 'about," viras the tiiiWer, "Are you good at traveling ?" asked the farm- er. 'Yes,'! replied the beggar. "Then let us see you travel," said. the farmer. -On board of one of the Clyde steam- ers the other day, the folloWing "colloquy week sine." No, man replied Jim to was Davin' money. Ye ken,- Whiskey , there was a penny the glass cheaper than -School scene-" Boy, you oeem al- together too smart for. this sch el.' Can k beans f white menclous . you tell me how many six bl how many are half a dozen smait boy ! Now; tell Me h white beans are there in six hie° " Half a dozen if you skin 'e eame very near being skinned himself ! -" Well, Pat, what's the hewet 'to- day?" I inquired of a son, of Hibernia one day, as he was trying to read the pa- ,pers. " Mighty bad ,news, Inv ; allure there'll be plenty of widows an' ready- made families now, sun' " How is that? ' Channel is bottom uppermost." Decoked at the paper which my friend still held up before me, and there, sure enough, was. the paper upside down. - --" Suppose," said a lawyer te a wit: ness he wes trying to badger. "Suppose I should tell you that I couldbrin' a dozen men of your own town to this c rt room who would say they weilld -no believe .77 Boy 1 out for the Sp eg and Stun - Large and Cholcil Sec& of • AND SHOES, ND CAPS, &Gip a Fin Stock CERT S e sold at Very Low Figures. ition to the foregoing advertise - [her beg.; to tinknk his friends .era:ly for the Liberal Patronage ::ess, to merit the same in the 1E SAYER'S -AL CREAM. :end pres ERUPTIONS OF THE t Toilet Article ever offered to sages the sunburned. face and slag -Looking Texture.. ady will use after giving it ntitely new, and composed of E, and certainly the best XXION TOILET de. It is no humbug -try, and ihose who have used it willnet !ft will ;KIN SOFT & SMOOTH, MI and You will nor be Without It, SALE <AT ,erts7 Drug Store, 428 eF, hailing EVERT Volt, IUEENSTON AND VER. POOL. Le, thus lessening the clangor hY OLD COUNTRY Llorite line. Tichets sold and 14S WANTED. S OF ALL ELM LOGS enitable for the any (41ther try dee.criktiou, also on hand, and at the very R POSTS :FOR SALE. -The late Rev. Mr. B—, inister of the pariah of S—, was both an able divine and a= man of ready wit. Ho kopt a pony named. "Paddy," of whicn he *ea very fond, and frequently took a quiet ride Ott 111M, for a few miles, One day in his haste he had mounted with one spur on, and as he rode along he met a farm- er with whom he was on intimate terms, who accosted him. thus : "Halloa, Mr. B , you're surely no gatin -far the day, you've only one gene on," to which the ready reply was giVetl, "No fear of Paddy ; if his OM 8iCIO be forward, the other won't be far behind." a -Would you not call a man a fool who. should spend all his time fishing up oysters, with the expectation of finding a pearl ? But is he really more unwise than hundreds who, with their hinds in their pockets and cigars in their niouthaaare waiting for something to turn up or turn over, that will throw them at once into business and fortune ? They may wait till doomsday -and longer, if possible - before their fond expectation will be re- alized, lf th.ere is a kind of life we abominate, it is that lingering, waiting, lazy, dreamy sort of existence, over which angels and true menweep with unfeigned, horror. --" You see," said the despondent man who was sitting on a barrel, address- ing the grocer, who was spearing the top 'some people has good luck and some people has bad luck. Now I remember once was walking along the street with lorn Jelheks, and he went clown oneaide of it a,nd I went down the other. We hadn't gone more'n half way clown when he found. a, pocket book with fifty pound in notes in it, and I stepped on a 'wornan's dre,ss, and so got acquainted With my present wife:" It was always Ho," add- ed he with a, sigh ; "thattTorn Jellieks was the luckiest man in the world, and I never --A short time since,'in a train going to Newcastle, the followina dialogue took 'Scotsman. Englishman, after ,a relirnin- ary wink to the compaeya-f'1I wonder, Scotty, so many of you .dorne to England after what we (lid to yoer Wallace, with the additional disgrace, ;too, af hiis being betrayed by a Scotstnan." Scotty- " Toots, man, ye needna be surprised at Monteith's act, for ye never managed a ticklish job yet withoot some help frisk the Scotch. ; an' as tc bouncing '0' whit ye did tae Wallace, it was high time - whens ye did -it, or there soon wadna hae been an Engliehman left o' ye 1 tae hae ipllaiterajoath, ost 0' executioner to nor noble -A minister in Arran, Scotland,i dis- coursing of the carelessness of his fl.ock, proceeded as follow : " Brethern, when you leave the church juet look down at the Duke's swans, and :they'll basooming about, an' aye dooking down the r heads and laving theirsels wi' the clea water them toottilitttO the eiterY Sabbath, nod doon year Mil a bit flap, and ye'r again." 'LLISTof a 'hundred MI land -abode of Royaly &arch Was , in course village some. miles o friend was einployed" One. mcirning he borne set out for the iseencSo five Miles distant, an fiet that he had forget only when hO arrived at linpi was about to prep out saying it'word. he t ptoleedeir homeward and they'll forty fl.dertgriothil 'art atones - his horse n bililirovirtiodau.b:so to fill the ission. 1W are ye,g un e forgot a bi Got Her Irtter. The Charlottesville I(Va.) 'lemon relates the following •: 'For man we have' noticed an , old ;colored , plodding her way to the ;pit offi 6, n er missing: a day, and i variably. rani • ing as she cams, -withont any Mails s had imbibed the idea revalenti am ernment institution, an she had a ri dar fur a letter,' even' thengh She that was commendable,1 Or face 'a p ed it the general delivet as regui tile mail welcomed. 8 nieperso et ting tired of seeing her' f uitless te ter in hieroglyphics, sik ed it 'tree a Higgins,' stamped it, an left it te a ai her coming. She waii: here on, ti e When the clerk handed! Ut the ;flies v she had no idea it was tended or h r and looked all around ' B crowd, are usually at the win ows, expect n soroe of them to takait ,' but w en h 11 o thing and 111 clerk insisted that it Brown,' it was a study miiit to see the variet that her countenance ai took hold of the precione claimed„ Bress de La backed out of the crowd held high above her he ince open from ear to ea .kno wed de guvvermint me a letter 'fore long. last night on the ca,nlik she waddled off down the for some one to read: i finally got a gentleman the writing was entirel he conld do nothing but - She pondered a the name, trying to Jeemes Higgins' Wag, had. kuown him, er gentlemen, bat 'all fa the hieroglyphics. At mighty smart young can't read. 'Speet he's ruls in de army, who ku Polly yit,' and ehe atom of dignity as to make to look at her. She too went home. She comes more now." he with the letter ins guine to gi i eed d4 let or ler. dpen it 'but unintel 'gib e, ell the rite 's ast she sa d, os mus lite a bid pus on to ed me he 111 such n her lett r a COUNCIL MEETING, - pursuant to adjournme hotel, on Monday, Aprit all present. The Reeve' Minutes of last meeting ii ed. A petition from Mt others, ratepayers of selto 4, praying the Council to Con into two, laid. over it tion of the Bayfield do read from the solicitor of and Bruce Railway, enclais of coupons, those acciraet July, 1876. Clerk instrisi - those due before jam, 181' . from the Clerk of Tuck mg a statement of the on the boandary line byi Moved by W. Graham, :pi Keye, that the Reeve a di structed to pnrchase $5, debentures as soon as cola* can do so on reasonable-fter Moved by G. Castle, secoira - that the Clerk be instruhth memorandum of the asseSsit: Bayfield and Stanley off1 to aid in a settlement bet icipalities-Carried. The port was laid on the tahl( G. Castle, seconded by T. : Clerk get 100 copies of In printed for distribution - by G. Castle, seconded' b the'Reeve settle with did 6rstnith regarding the the boundary line-Carri G. Castle seconded by ' that the domicil do now it at Varna on the first Mon ld 1 n the cha r. d and oft - Oster nd sectio N ideCit (1 se wait be Letter re d to make valuation roll of 18 those Mu Moved itors' repo t eve of Tua enditure o Moved b urn to me t y in May t ed loCcint foUnd thee Made Meal in a g tain s days, Londe chaste vente any a tion o the se retery bailer nace. them hit oh not na —Ten lliailY*PSIB," 63' in Amos toita,taeiviedga-iaaa by ilti?cituf•bri-olytothal hp !pill/reseed by tries I nntil tiaki engine, 'find, with mono hit** by, Lord! Ravensworth p that tile; It Was plac Oat h'ioreditable difficulties, owin eat Measture,14 his inability to o ht few, and only to be. foun4 14 'Birmingham, Leeds, and Mani. . It was nowlhat Stephenson in the "ateam blist,"by Which ohms bunt of stea,m could be generated' The ik multitubular (h_po estion of Mr.' Henry Beetli, Sec, the Liverpool and Mancheste y,) whereby a larger surface of th eXpsOlied to the fire of . the fur These inventiOns may be said 'YOJNO- 84: 1111011LANINC MILL austorners and the public generally of the Ite- broval of their Factory and Lumber Yard to new and more aomm.odionsspremisea on NORTH MAIN STREET; nery of the best make, they will emathme ashes; Doors, Blinds', M'oliklings, And tilt kinds of At Prices to Snit the Times. re than aix or eight miles an hourii MT Pt TR, FOR THE NTENNIAL. Are the only manufacturers: in Huron who have had the courage to send a Plow for competition. to the ContennialExhibition. They ake a Good Article and they' are not afraid to show it. Our b flinC89 has extended so rapidly that we are now forced to enlarge our premises. We have consequ ntly erected a new Factory on Main Street, opposite Weir's Rotel, where we' have large ad tional facilities for doing good work. Our Fi-st and beet Plow is the GREAT OEN- TENN L. This is an iron beam and wooden handle low, with steel land side, and is princi- pally ad ptedfor sod. It ivwarranted to do as gobd wo k as an iron plow, and is much cheaper. AT THE FARIMERS STORE; SEAFORTH. RAY, YOUNG & SPARUNG. PREPARING FOR ?t1/4N UNCERTAINTY. Beiny uncertain as to whether he Ian obtain a Licence, has de - terminal to give the publie the ben t of the present one while it lasts, and witli that vieW has commenced Selling Of his Stock of BRAN DIES, IIPINES, GINS, and all lmi.)ortecl Bottled Liquors at Go8t. Sto k is not large, but good; and going of rapidly. His stock of TEilS,‘ SUGAIlS, SYRUPS, Genelyil Groceries, Crockery Cend GlaS8WCIIT is very large, welt assorted, nd well bought. As lie sells for Cosi!, only, 00.1 for very light profits the public are sure to get Splendid Traue fo• their Money. T o arrive in a few days, Clover, Timothy. and other Field Seals, which, will be run off at a Small Advance on Cost. JAMES - MURPHY, Main Street, Seaforth,. , SEED. SED. SEED. SEED. SEED. Is a Hill Patent, or Generel Purpoim Plow, and is the be t of,the kind in tlye market. It has a wreught ron beam and wooden handles, and can be furdi hed with either Wrought or cast iron Is the Ce ebrated Thistle Crftter, with or without steel Ian side. We make two kinds of this plow, the well- nown No. 13 and an improvement on it. Thre Shears, cut 9 to 71 inchee wide, with each of t se plow. Theselare the wideet shears I Sou filer , both iron and and other implements. 5 1. • George Stephenson, he Rail- way Invert r,, miles from Newcastle, of or parent and began life by tendin for Wido week. The Wylam trai ay, one f the oldest, passed close '11 front of the cottage in which Step4na ,n was bo so that from his very i ancy he w s worked by horses. It a upoa thi same tramway that the owne/, M Blackett, persevered, amlost the joke and jibes of his rieighbotS, in his' cOstl attempt to adapt an wig*. to supersed horse power, and whoa 1813, mad the -first successful steps b roving tli racket rails, toothed- ls, endles chaina, and other coatriv es, were un- necessary, and that' th eight of th engine alone, by properly' d'usting th weight to the power, was, itielf suffi ient to produce the reams,' adhesion the plam wheel to. the si!rib th rail, an enable the engine to dragilits load. Thu exploded a great fallacy Whi h had seri lem to -be solved.. Stepheesen was pro meted from tending cowat oeing turn early period showed a en c Janie,' of mind by modeling c eigines. was taken on 48 a peke the collie et Dowell where his fat orked, an when fifteen, as assisten his fath and fireman to the pampa engine, at shilling a day. He wae us etkriy life brought closely in ed with. steatn-engine. From this statue fo Wood ; Iron Harrows REPAIiRS. Plows a d other Farming tmplements repaired neatly an quickly, and as cheap- as a good job Ca ting for Gray and McTavish iron lows Always en Hand. Ilemem er our New Stiind, opposite Weir's Hotel, Di n Street, Seafortli,. THE CHALLENCE PLOW. 0 i'AHMER SilIOULD BE WITHOUT 17'. VifILLIAMSON'S CELEBRVED This le Cutter Plow, PRI 'E, $15 AND UPWARDS. IS now anufacturing tWo kinds of his cele- brated Wrought Iron 'Beam Thistle Cutter Plows, wit or vrithent steeldand sides. The fol- lowing pa les are now using these plows, and can be re erred te by intending purehaeerti Henry A n, S. Rogerson, A; Farnham, A. Wright, HulLett ; . Bell, J. Sinclair Mr. Malloy, Mr. Holland, uckersmith; Mr.[Wallace, T. McCann Wm. W. llery, J. Orcerankgibbert ; Mr. Forest: Stanley. egs to direct attdntion to his celebrat- ed Iron Be m and Wooden Handle GEIS ERAL PUROSE PLOW, Which is quires no to the fa plows fr Iron on hand. well and favorably known that it re- LtIISON won Eis also direct attention that he has reeeived orders for his CalifOlnie and other foreign countries. 0, limas Hoes slid Bonnier' always O. 'WILLIAMSON. Is now Receiving his StocK of FIELD and GARDEN SEEDS, vehich he is deter- mined to sell at a Advance oa cost. I have now on hand a Stock of CLOVER and TIMOTHY SEED, Black Tares, English and Italian Rie Grass, AIME CLOVER, Lueerene or Freud' Clover, Yellow or Treioil Clover, Orchard Grass, Mixed Lawn Gress, &c. SWEDE TURNIPS-Skervi4's Improv- ed, Hairs 'Westbury, Purple Top, Bruce's Selected East Lothian and Carter's lin- nerial. CARROT SEED -Long Orange, White Belgium, Green Top, ftc. GAR. DEN SEEDS -My SioA of Garden, Seeds will be found FRESH ar GOOD ; Warranted, as Pure asi can be got in any other establishment, CALL BARLY and get your sapply. See& as Low as any 6ther House in the Trade ; I won't be undersold.' SEED OATS -I have now on hand a quantity of those Celebrated NEW ZEALAND OATS, yielding from 80 to 120 bushels to the acre ; stern, 4 feet long ; 'head 15 to 20 inches, on the side ; they stand the weather well and don't shell. I Will furnish Bohemian or Hullesa' Oats, and the _Tartarian Oats, grown by John Henderson, th any person entrusting their orders to me. I will furnish the Genuine lioness Oats and the Tartarian Oats as Low as they can be got in the • arm Gates, Hay Racks, Cheese targe Stock _of Seasoned Lumber on lifysnd. LATH -AND SHINGLES. Receive Prompt Attention. The inbsiribers hereby thank their numerous stomere for the liberal patronage extended to t em during the past, and hope, by Arict integ- r ty and close attention to business, to merit a c ntinuane.e-and increase of the same. To all thoee whose accounts- are overdue we give a cordial invitation to pay up.. GRAY 8c SCOTT. P. S.—Plans and Specifications for. Buildings I rnished =application. 424 1 SURANCE AND LAND AGENCY. AGENT for Several First -Class Stock, 1Fire and Life Insurance Companies, and iE prepar- to take risks on the MOST FAVORABLE TERMS. Also Agent for several of the best Loan So - Also Agent for the sale and purchase Of Farm d Village property. NUMBER OP FIRST-CLASB IM- PROVED FARMS FOR SALE. OFFICE—Over II. Morrison's Store, Main -St„ orth. 421 POSITION THE LIFE OF TRADE. AS much pleasure in informing the Framiu.- tants of Seaforth and vicinity that he has B VI.NG AND DRESSING the steno lately occupied by him as a Meat E potful); first door north of the Comynercial )1 tel. Mr. 14.ORSYTH has securedtlte services of FIRSTrOLASS BARBERS d Guarantees Satisfaction. GEORDIE will do_ trod Work as cheap as any others in the articular attention paid to Dressing Children's H ir. Parents would oblige by sending their C dren in the early part af the week, or if more co venient early On Saturday. GEORGE YOESYTH. SEA -FORTH PLANING MILL, SASH DOOR AND BLIND FACTORY rrHE subscriberbegs leave to thank his -numerous J- customers for the Itheralpatronage extendedte hire since commencing Imsiness in Seaforth, an4 trusts that he may be fuvored with a -continuance of the same. parties intending to 'buil& would do Well to give hina a call, as he will continue to keep on hand a large s took of all kinds el DRY PINE LUMBER, DOORS, BLINDS, .MOULDINGS, SHINGLES, LATH, ETC. feels confident of giving satisfaction to those who may favonrhim with theirpatronage, AS none but first-elassworkmenare employed. git'Partieuler attention paid to Custom Pinning 261 JOIIN H. .BROADFOO:f. THE COMMERCIAL ,LIVERYI GEORGE WHITELEY, ITAVING purchased the Stpl-nd Trade of the Comrnercial Livery, ormerly Rare; from Messrs. Morrison Co,, egs to state that be in- tends carrying on the iness in 'the old stand, and has added severely bid horses and vehic' les ! te the formerly large: st k. None but Reliable Horses Will be Kept. Covered. sand Open Buggies and Carriai,,es, and Double and Single Wagons Always Ready for 'Use. Special Arrangement's with Com:tier eial Men. Orders left at the Stablee or any of the Hotels will oe promptly attended to. 4113 market. CALL AND EXAMINE BEFIORE PURCHASING ELSEWHERE. TEE SEAMTII LUM13ER YARD. A Choice 4toek of FAMILY GROCERIES, FLOUR and FEED always on hand. I AM BOUND NOT To BE UNDERSOLD; and to give everybody satisfaction. FARMERS OF HUFbN AND BRUCE. A GOOD ARTICLE ALWAYS CHEAP. BUY PATTERSO & BROTHERS JOHNSTON SELF-RA10E REAPER, AYUGA, Jr., and SPRAGUE 3/10W.• ER, also Our celebrated Empire Seed Drill -Improved, and new Patent Self. Dumping Sulky Horse flake, without any deubt The Best ever offered in the DOM111. ion. - We heg to say ALL -the above articres built by us are perfectly reliable, and warranted to give satisfaction. PATTERSON & BROTHERS' Implements speak for thems+es, and have earned a high reputation for their mauy excellent quali, ties throughout the country wherever they have been used. All Farmers intend- ing purchasSing any of cthe above will do well to give them a trial. It is unneces-, sary for us to say anything in regard to the stand our Johnston Reaper took at the G-reat Trial on the London ,Road in 1875, as it is well known by all in this section of country, and we may say it will be still better for the season. of 1876, 88 we have made imprevements for this season's sales. REPAIRS kept at Seaforth, Brussels, Wingham, and Clinton. Address Or WM, GRIPArP, General Agent, Seaforth, Ontario. G to inform the public that they have re- • noved their Lumber Yard to the lot between tbse Morchante Salt Company's Works and MAT. Oy Will keep constantly on hand a goodassoet- t of A.LL KINDS OF LUMBER., dressed and un reused, Also, LATH AND SHINGLES, allot Wly. b. (they are -prepared. to sellt a the lowest pos. sibl pricein for Cash, Also;on hand any quantity of t e beet A MON LIMB. Builders and others will find it to their advan- tage to inspect our stock, and ascertain our prices offe gond Judgements to cash purchasers. G EMPORIUM. T subscriber hereby thank.s his numerous cam raersimerchants andothers) for their liberal pat onage daring the past seven years, and hopes, ay s .et integrity and close attention to usinese, , to wit their confidence and trade in th future. ving greatly erilerged his premises, during the inter, he Is now prepared to pay the H G -HEST CASH PRICE !"1. any quantity of good fresh eggs, delivered • EGG EMPORIUM, Wanted by the subseilbe3rili5tittrsee.:1 8g:fd dry D. D. WILSON. BUTTER tUBS. SAMUEL TROTT Ira now on hand at the Seaforth Tab Factory Machine Awned Butter _NC " es. These Packages are the best in use, and wiU SPECIAT, INDUCEMENTS TO LARGE PURCHASERS,, * . Trott expects in stoat time to memento the manufacture of Waoh Tubs on singe -seek., e87 SAMUEL TROTT, Seaford: