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The Huron Expositor, 1870-12-16, Page 117i. (()fl =swam,- aeslsenannememe ( *ItO(W ete. 'lane and apecitioatione drawn cor- Carpenter-es Plasterer's, and Ma. work. int near( (1. ijvelued. ()dice AN. (. -gore, (Wart- - Setter( Ge nth. ient nerd 2e, lean [ ly _ STRAYED CATTLE. A y le from the pe €inist' of the Incribt r, 1e4 1f, South Boundary nley. about the let of lase: Jame, 2 --- and 1 stee•r. thee- were all edex- ittele white on tam of the heifers the dankawl te'l and a little spot tae. The', wens all marked be- e- rieht and above the left ear. - aide eie each inforinaeinn-- as std to (heir recovery will be auita.- warded. IN INA LI t, FR A 8 ER, - !Tills Green r.O. N(re 23. IS70, _ TH E ittron xiitoi OFFICIAL PAPER OF OOLJNTY OF HURON, 1,-lielted every Fritfav Morniner, in raferth, It is the lager !paper in :on - ei -err alum., in. advance ; if not ine nu will be eltane•d_ No elfin - :n taken fel,- a shorter pt riod thzui are kDVERTISTAIG RATES. TRANsIENT, !line. first insertion. Sete ; subse- !...neert-itete;2 ts, tenth time. Ad- Emente measured a stede of solid g _ aelvertisement taken for (an (Ine Iadlar. 1 INTIZA("r RATE - for ( ale Year: - six Montle:. - -- Three - • one Year. six Menthe. Three taw Year, six Menthe Three " - ()no Year. - ene Nienthe • et- ‘. ik00 00 ee 00 -2(1 00 35 00 20 00 12 00 20 00 I 2 00 8. 00 12 00 8 00 5 e0 -it ate, withoel-specide direc- n i'ea lee,' tisk To1'ld(1, and e ate, eslinelv 1 10 -tf. "71.1-1-S‘TIC' A Fl L enee era e tite•lanel war aainst the incr- . utile tippoeatitet uf Seaferth, with aiel vaned e:teck tile iff G-Ct )S AND entlity, etvle and eheree---e-- t ilothe cenquertel with fair play. telletvinn are special : • DRE -_;s, GOODS, WIN- !! II un anti ( :lievkfqt,l, GCS- , POPI,I NE`r FREY( If • NoS, PRINT.* POPLINS, (1tYTTON, BLENCIIED VLANN ELS, i1KflN IV /SI ERN, FINGER- l'AV.N. READY - MADE t & (1)1M r_‘.; AND FLAN - lb SHIRT:4. I)1 1J'.'- SU - TEAS T ()BA CC( )ES, CUR.R.ANTS.SPI('ES, r,„, mat:, I.. T TI1E anchester If ouse, - Pea AIN STRE.ET, LA; 0 _E -Z, 17'1 = Nee- - Is, I ee'r -THE eas \11„:.*Tit().‹P. -')1 1)' THE ontoTea Cpriapany i.r.‘,,,t•nts. A einele trial and coin- ievith any tele r tI an at the same s .1 a A. t this. 50.-. Teas will be found equal to nue nor nen equal to any at 70e to -er eet_ equal to any. za $1. ; and FU oft -i u. any, howt-ver high r1art11. ( Jur Mark feas sell tt: !Hes ; ntieetl same priees. -as. faint etee Japau eat-. a 'reas ;ire sehl for casla at in at*ka:,••es. `1"11E BEST PR( fOF IR: Teas of the Toronto 'rea ( eaa- eatiefaction ie the immense - are II0W doing in them. t, treed them once, Dow get them Y BEFORE YOU BUY. .ww-i where we haet;d agents, pan - Melted u, len- a small quantity iirw they like theme • In dietricts e have no ;teepee, persoes ran tujis ler !samples of Teas of env at any iaare, ,anti we will send v mail, free. We eend 15 lbs. or , any Railroad Depot in Ontario, pant, and. collect through the ,es Agyut. Put up in e. pound, . awl o peund packages. kess mit orders to the TORONTO TEA COMPANY, 168 Vonge Street,Toronte. 1 iu Seeforth by ELLIOTT & ARMSTR( /NG.. tiL, Sept. 6th, 1870. rare MACLEAN BROTHERS, ” .Freedoin in Trade—Liberty in Religion—Equal ty in Civil Rights". EDTIOHS & PUBLISHERS. VOL. 4, NO. 21 SEAPORTHI OtI DECEMBER 16, 1870. WHOLE NO. 158. BUSINESS CARDS. MEDICAL. TRACY, M. D.,. Coroner- for the 1-)0„ County of Huron. Office and Re- s eidence-aOne door Eaat of the Methodist Episcopal Church'. Seaford', Dec. -14th, 1868, • 53-ly 1-4 0. MOORE, M: D., C. M. (Graduate _a, of McGill University, Montreal,) Physician, Surgeon, &c. Office and reei- !deuce Zurich, Ont. Zurieli, Sept 7th, 1870: 1-a4 T AMES STEWART, M. D., C. M., -e.) 4, Graduate of McGill University, Montreal. Physician, Surgeon, &c. Of- fice and residence Ma. Cons. Varna, - TA It. Wr. :R.. SMITH., Physician, Sur-, LI gem, etc. Office,—Opposite Scott R obertson's Residence — Main -street, North. Seaforth, Dec, 14, 1863. . 53-ly ean...-___ ......e...—. TT L. r:EROOE, M. D. C. M., Ph3si- 1-1. clan, Surgeon, etc. Oftee and Re- sidence, corner of Market and High Street, immediately in rear of Kidd's Store. • Seaforth, Feb. 4th. 1870./ 53-1y. T CAMPBELL, M. D. C. M. (Grada - e) „ ate of MeGill University; kontreal) Physician, Surgeon, etc., Seaforth. : Office and Residence—Old. Post Office Building, up stairs, where he will be found by .night or day when at home. Seaforth, July 15th, 1869 48-1y. PrF. WALKER. Attorney -at -Law. . - and Solicitor -in -Chance y, - Con- veyance.r, Notary -Public, &nee' Office of the Clerk of the Peace, Cott House, Goderich., Ont. N.B.--.Money to lend at. 8 per cerit on. Farni. Lands. . Goclerieh, Jatity! 28. 1870. 1124y.' ▪ 490AUGHEY & HOLMSTEAD, V1 Banisters, Attorneys at Law, Sol- icitors in Chancery snd insolvency, No- taries Public and Conveyancsrs. Solici- tors for the R.C.Bank, Seaford', Agent, for the Canada Le Assurance Co. Y. B.-430,001 »d at 8 percent. Farms, Flouses an for sale. Seaforth, Dec. 14t: , 868. 53-tf. B ON . MEYER, Barristers and Attorneyai Law, Solicitors in Chan- oery and Insolvency, Conveyancers, No- aries Public, etc. Officee,—Seaforth and' Wroxeter. Agents' for the Trust and Loaa Coe of Upper Canada, and the.,Col- onial Securities Co. Of London, England. Money at 8 per cent; no commsision, charged. TS. H. 11gIcSati, H. W. C. Iowan, 8eaforth, Dec. 10th 1368.. !, 53-ly DENTAL. G. )1:' r. HARRIS, L. D.S, Asti ficial Dentures inserted te with, all the latest improre- merits. L greatest (sere taken fur the preservation Of decayed and tender teeth, Teeth extracted. witheet pain. Iteoras over McDougall's Store. Seaforth. Dee. 14, 1868ly.- .1-10TELS. il.OMMEROIAL HOTEL, Ainleyville, k_n James Laird, proprietor, affords first-class accommodation for the travel- ling pubic. The larder and bar are al- ways supplied -with the hest the marke ts afford.. Excellent stabling in connec- tion. . [et inleyville, *April 23, 1869. - 70-tf. „ ONX1S 110,TEL (LATE SHARP'S) The undersigned begs to thank the public for the liberal patronage awarded to him in times past in the hotel besiness, and. also to inform them: that he has again resumed business in the above stand, where he will be happy to have a call from old friends., and many new ones. -THOMAS KNOX. Seaforth May 5, 1870. e 126-d. DRITISH EXCHANGE HOTEL, G od- erich, ONT., (T. OALLAwAY, PnoPni- zrolt ; S. Wirseinms, (late of Ameri- can Hotel, Warsaw; N. Y.) Manager. This hotel has recently been newly fur- nished, and refitted throughout!, and is now one of the most comfertable and eoni- modious in the Province. Good Sample Rooms for Commercial Travellers. Terms liberal. Goderich, April 14, 1870. 123-tf: MISCELLANEOUS. D ILA_ZLEH URST, Licensed Auction- • ear for the County of Huron. God - tried], Oat- Particular attention paid to the sale of Bankrupt Steck. Farm Stock Sales attended on Liberal Terms. Goods Appraised, Mortgagee Foreclosed; Landlord's Warrants Executed. Also, Bailiff lisirst Division•Court for Huron. Goclerich, June 9th. 1869 76.tf Or' W. McPHILLIPS, Provincial „ Land Surveyors, Civil Eneineers,- etc. All manner of Conveyancing done with neatneis and dispatch. G. McPhil- lips, Commissioner in B. R. • Office— Net door south of Sharp's 1-y)te1, Sea - forth. Seaforth, Dec. 14,1868s • - 53-1y. IT '1N1* It ii,ver )11yEl to When fortu The better bead And strike' t e !For lac is 1And th ee Id not lame t 1Iut yiel I t Sho It n An Hay It n For AYS. ret an growl, et! e seem our foe; pa h ahead raver blow. woek,. hshirk l heir doom, e p. ay, r he way ei hate room. r nd hat la ttet ver pays t� n drudgin 4- ft he thf sold s cheapest ou n hum le A cosy ot, tempted' ev n For gItAt 011 That we It ot oft cent at ts f ck the health r gain, hinks that gold. •ht With pain, lot,1 high, will buy, ent brings. ver pays -I a bl nt refrain Veil woethy at song, ' e and youti ust learI, the-trut at nothing pa s that's wrOag. The goo(fL.a id pure Alonea e s re To.b g prolonged access,. While wba is right, In"Heavn' sight, Is always sure t bless. e 1 li when, he awakes he is perfec ly restored to health." Such was our, fi st idings ot Stephen Ayres, the cholete oc or, -who is universally believed to; hv effected some woni.erful cures. He obtained. a Wide celebrity throughout th cdlony. The day of our arrival in he. port of Montreal was spent iu pecki g and. pre- paring for our long journey u ) the coun- try. At sunset, I went upen deek to en- joy the refreshing breeze that swept from the river. The evening wo.s delightful; ore the Is-, the beams all, wafted heery and fears of the avy gloom ice we left hold sweet oy the soft armonious the white tents of the soldier land of St. -Helens glittered i of the sun, and the }merle - over the waters, sounded so inspiring, that it banished. all cholera, and, with fear, the h that had clouded my mind si Quebec. I could once more converse witinnature, and en loveliness of the rich and scene. ' In the morning we were obl ged t0 visit the city to make the neeessa y arrange: „ ments ror ourupward journey The day was intensely hot. A beak f thunder- clouds lowered heavily above the.. moun- . 1 tain, and. the close,' dusty s reets were 'eilent, and nearly desertedHere and there might be seen. a group f aexious- leoking, _care -worn, sickly emigrants, seated against a wall amen- heir pack- ages, and sadly reminating ipon their future prospects. The sullen toil of the death -1e11, the ex- posure of ready-made coffins i the under- takers' will ows, and the oft -recurring notice place. ed on the walls, of funerals furniehed,:A such and such a place, et cheapest rate and shortest notice, painful- ly reminded. ins, at every turning of the - street, that death was everywhere— mr- haps !lurking iu our very path ; we f1t 'no desire te examine the beauties of the place. With this ominous feeling per- vading our minds, public- buildings . pos- sessed few attractions, and we determin- ed to:make our stay as short as possible. Compared with the infected eity; our ship appeared an ark of safety, and we return- ed tolit with joy and confidence, too soon to be' destroyed. We had scarcely re- entered our cabin, when tidings, were brought tenue that the cholera had made its appearance ; a brother of the captain had been attacked. It was advisable that we should leave the vessel immediatelybefore the intel- ligence could reach the health -officers A few minutes sufficed to make the pec- cessary preparations ; and in less t,hau half -an -hour we found ourselves occupy- ing ,cenafortable apartments i Gooden- ough's hotel, and our passag taken in the stage for the following mo lung. . The transition was like a dr am. The change from the Close, rank sh p, tolarge, airy, well -furnished rooms an Clean at- tendants was a luxury we sl ould have enjoyed had not this dread of the chole- ra, involved all things around us in gloom and, apprehension. 'No one spoke upon the subject ; and yet it was e ident that it was uppermost in the thou hts of all. Sevelal emigrants had died of the terri- ble disease during the week, b neath the very toof that sheltered us, and !its rav- ages, we were told, had extended to the country as fas as Kingston ; jsci that it was still to be the phantom of u coming journey, if we were fortunate n ugh to escape from its headquarters. At six o'clock the following morning, we took Dur_places in the coa'ci for La- chine, and our fears of the plague greatly diminished as we left the spire i of Mon- treal in the distance. The journey hem Montreal westward has been se well des- cribed by many gifted pens that I shall say little about it. The banks of .the St. Lawrence are picturesque and beautiful, particularly in those spots where there is/ a good view of the American side. T1 6 pincss ; and the splendid orche ds, the / neat farm houses looked to me, evl se eyes had been so long accustemed t the watery waste, homes of beauty an hap - trees at that aeason of the year being loaded with ripening fruit 1 all hues, were refreshing and delicio 441 My partiality for the ,appl s was re- garded by a fellow -traveller witt aspecies of horror. " 'ouch t Mm no , if you value your life.' very d aught of fresh air and watereinspired m with re- newed health au spirits, and I disre- garded the well- leant advice the gen- lemail who gave it had. just recovered from the terrible disease. He was a middle-aged man, a farmer from the Up-' per Province, Canadian born. He had visited Mon,treal on business for the first tirne. "Nell, sir," he said, in answer to some questions put to him by my hus- band respecting the disease, "1 can tell you what it is, a man smitten with the cholera stares death -right in the face ; and the torment he is suffering is so great that he would gladly die to get rid of it." " You were fortunate, C--, to es- cape," said a backwoods settler,, who oc- cupied the opposite seat ; "many a younger man has died of it." "Ay • but I believe I never should have taken it had it not been for some things they gave rae for • supper at the hotel : oysters, they called them, oyst- ers ; they were alive! I was once per- suaded by a frienci to eat them, and 1 liked them well enough at the time. But I declare to you that I felt them crawl- ing over one another in my stomach all night. The next morning I was xeized with the cholera." " Did you swallowthem whole, C ?" said the former spokesman who seemed habout the evil doings of tbi gh,yobe olysi ttck1 ed eer s . ,Tsure. Iitell you the creatures were a ive. You put them on your tongue, and I'll be bound youlr be glad te let hem slip down as f t as you can." [ • "No wonder you had. the cholera," eaid.the backwoodsmaa, "you deserved it for y !our barbarity. If I h da good ilte Of oysters here, I'd teach you the ay to at them."' ` - Our journey during the firs day was perform d partly by coach, artly by , hat ROUGHING IT N THE BUSH, LIFE 1 NADA, BY. M S. MOODIE. c— . CHA TER III. Our Journey up the Country. Or Montreal Montreal 1 .ati say but1ittle T cholera was at its height, and the fear creased the nearer ores, cast a gloom ov vented us from expl rets. That the fe y ry nearly resembl read in the anxio rs and crew. 0 ever befote hint ny apprehensions ded to us his co never quit the ci cholera! Left it n y returnto Leith anada, No esca infection, whieh i approached its s the s ing i ing o OUT faces captain, who ha that the s ene, and pr s infected s all on boar irn . might ,of both pass e entertain bject, now on 1 ,n that he sh ul alive ' " This cursed Rusia. found it n rneets me - again the third time." Montreal from he ing aspect, but it ac stern sublimity, of mountain that for s! the city, the islan and the junction the Ottawa, —w their respective by a long ripple o elarker blue tint constitute the mo in the landscape. at that period, di the opening of all purify the place the toestileneei ' thoroughfares -1el. loaded the air tri more likely to comae of the p which had, in all creased by these 1 cies afincleanline told u by the exe inspect the unloe frightflel ravages mean increased o '' It will be am said, '1 Hundred. and if Stephen Ay ally come among have been alive a treal." 1 " And who is S 1`God only k 0 ply. "There en, and his nan " But I tho Stephen ?" "Ay, so he c tein that he is 1 and blood coul clone,—the hand no one knows comes. When the worst, and the he still with fear, in nothing to Stop its angel, or saint, 'e pearance, in our • great humility se drawn, by two lean oxen and a rope ha ness. Only think of that ! Such a ma in an old ox -cart, drawn by rope harness i The thing itself was a miracle. He mad no parade about what he could do, b only fixed up a plain pasteboard node informing the public that he popsessed a infallible remedy. for the cholera,. an , I would engage to elite all who sent f '' A d w -as he s cc sful 1" , 1 "S ccessful ! lt eats all belief ; an his remedy so si pl ! For some da, we all took him for a, quack, and Weill have no faith i h' me at all although h perfo ed some onderful cures upo poor f lks, wh could not afford to sea for th doctor e Indian village wa attac ed by the disease, and he went on to the , and restored upwards of a hun dred f the leadi nts to perfect health They ook,the !old lean oxen out of the cart, nd drew hi back to in triem la. Thi ' 'stablished him at once and i a few days' time he made ta for tune. The very doctors sent for him curet em ; and it is t. be hoped that i a few ays he iwi I hanis. h the choler from e city.' "D you know his famoas remed "D I not ?—Di e not cure me whe I was t the last g sp ? It is all raw 'from he maple -t ee and he gives hi 'a hot • aught Of 41e -sugar and ley which throws hien nt a violentperepir. tion. In about a' h ur the cramps gulp side ; he falls int quiet sleep; an I 0 in BO ft IC 011 of nd re! TO a pr se of TA of es us 94 river wears a plea - s the grandeur, t e Quebec. The fi e the background St. Helens in front, e St. Lawrence a d run side by aid-, daries only mark d hite foam, and t e the former river, emarkable featur s e town itself wa nd ill -paved ; a sewers, in order o stop the ravages f dered the publ c t intpassable a intolerable effluvi ice than, stay t e e, the Violence , f bability, been ie -neglected receptt The disinal Sterile s offices who carne ,iio of the vessel, of the the cholera, by n esire to go on hor le if you escape," migrants die aily had not provident not a soul woul I is moment i Mo 1• epl en Aires'?" aid! was the gra re 11 a. nan sent fro hea " John, . . his man was call1 U h mself ; but 't 0 o the earth. ets iev r do vrhet e he o d is in it esidb hc h is, or whe ce Indera was 4t th rt of all men St00 o r doctors cou d d ) pr gimes, this men, o enly made his a streets He came tad in an ox -cart, an AI • J.; ! steam. - It was nine o'clock in the even- ing when we landed at °Cornwall, and took coach for Prescott. The country through which* we passed appeared beau- tiful in.the clear light of the moon ; but the air was cold, and slightly sharpened by frost This seemed strange to Inc in the early part of September, bue 4 is very common in Canada. Nine pessen- gers were closely packed into mu...narrow vehicle, but dile sides mg of canvas, and the Open space allo et for windows unglazed, I shiyered wi h cold, which amounted to a state of Su erhig when the day broke, and we appro che'd the little village ef Matilda. It w s unanimously voted by- all hands thet e should stop and breakfast ail.a small h by the road- side,m and warurselves • efore proceed- ing to Prescott. I The people dia the ta ern were not stirring, and it lwas soine time' before an old whht heacIec man i4nc osed the door and showed us het° a roo , redelent with fumes a tobaccd, and der end! by paper blinds. I asked him if Ilie would allow h. e like o her," said. he me to -take my i ant into room with roowith a fire., I , ' "I guess it was a prOtt considerable cold night for "Conan I'll' show you tc the kitchen ; there's always a fire there. I cheerful- ly followed, aecompaaieel ly our servant. Our entrance Iwas unexjeeted, and by no means agreeable' te -the persons we found there. A half-cletlepel., red-haired Irish servant was upon her knees, kind- ling up the fire, and a long, thin wom- an, witit a sharp face, and an eye like a black snake, was just le erging from a bed in die corner. We s on discovered this apparition to be the istress of the house. , "The people can't come in here!" she screamed in a shpl voice, arting daggers at the pier old man. " Sure there's a baby, and the two women Critters are perish d with cold," pleaded the good old. nian. " What's that to me! t hey have -no business in my kitchen." "Now, Almira, do hold on. It' e the coach haft steppeil to brea fast with us ; and you yr u know e don't often get the chance." l All this time the fair All Ira wee Idres- sing as fast as she couldna d eyeing her unwelcome female gue te as we "stood shivering over tine fire. ' "Breakfast 1" she jiuered, "what can we give them to eat' They pass our doors a thousand times [wi bout any one alighting, and now, when e are oat Of everything, they mustf s op and Order breakfast at such an wise onable hour. How may are there of ou ?" turniiag/ fiercely to me. 1 "Nine," I answered, 1 tinuing to chafe the cold h nds an feet of the child. ! " Nine ! That bit of beef e ill' be nothing -cut into steaks for nine(. What's to be deee, joe ?' (to the ld naan.) "Eggs and haI.1 , summa f that dried venison, and pumpkin p. ," responded the aide-de-camp, thought lly. "I don't know of any otheir fixings.' "Bestir yoursey, t bn, a* d lay out the table, for the OQAC can' 1 stay long," cried the virago, seizing a frying -pan from the wall, a d prepa ng it for the reception_ of th eggs and h m, "I must have the fir/t myself. Veople can't come crowditig h°re, when ',have to fix breakfast or nine;-parti ularly when there is good room elsewl ere provided for the)t accommodation.' I took the hint, afid retreated to OM arlour, where I fat d the rest of the pets engers welk- in to and fro, impatiently awaiting the advent of the la eakfast. . To do Alrnira, justice, he prepared from her scanty materials a very sub- stantial breakfast in an in redibly short time, for which 4e charge us a quarter of a dollar per head. At Prescott welembark on board a fine new isteambo t, Willi IV., crowd- ed with Irish e+grants, roceeding to Cobourg and Toronto. While pacine tlhe deck, my husband , e was greatly struck by the ppearance of o middle-aged ma and his wife, who sat apart from the rejst. and seemed strug- gling with intens grief, which, in spite of all their effort at concealment, was strongly impressel upon t eir feature. Some timeafter, 1 fell into conversation with the woman, from evh in I learned their littIe histo y, The husband was factor di a Scot h gentle an, of large landed property, . ho had mployed him. to visit Canada, ad report the capabili- ties of the country, prior to his investing a large sum of mo ey in wil I lands. The expenses of their} voyage h d been paid, and everything u to that morning had prospered with t em. T a ey had been, blessed with a sp edy pas ge, and were greatly pleased *th the ountry and the people ; but of what vail was all this? Their only son, a fie lad of four- teen, had died that day of the cholera, ! and all their hopes' of th future were - buried in his grave. . For is sake they had sought a home in thip f! r land; and here, at the very outset *f their new career, the fell disease 'ha* taken him , from them forever,—here, here, in such a crowd, the poor, heart -hr *ken mother could not even indulge her atural grief! (aa BalCONTINII • ) ) ' • °ideally, on - The Real asoni Major James darrison, o Y., though a small man, h erful grip of handi Itwas vice whenever he cheese strength. It was fine night 0' the inti-masenie excitena 8, that a Silly. "anti" by Smith came to LeRoy and s Major, itaying that he had (the major) couldgive the mason's grip, and that he h eighty miles on fent to ob meeting took place in the b erillage tarern, where as nsu seas were congregated, who -strength of the major's grip Green LeRoy, N. a most pow- ike a smith's o exert his the height nt of 1836 -7 - he name of ught out the eard thathe, reel master come over ain it. The r -room of the 1, many per - knowing the were on the look out for fun. Having according to the custom of those daes, first took a drink, the major extended his right hand and slightly grasped that of Smith. "Are you ready! asked the major." All ready," replied Smith. The major steadily looking Smith in the eye, bean to tighten his grip. Smith becan e uneasy and began to wince. Tiehter and tighter grew -the major's griip, and Smith began to beg to be let off. " Why, this is only the entered appren- tice grip," said the major. " I will now give you the fellow craft and the Major gave his hand vice several more turns waich caused much groaning and many ludicrous contortioes on thepart of Smith, who.lustily begged to be let off; said he was satisfied, and -did not want any more grips The majoehowever, was inexor- able, and held on to Smith, all the time shaking his hand, and every shake caus- ing a groan, • "Now," said the major, having come ija long way to get the real master Ma8OLI's grip, it would be 'wrong in me to let you go home without it. There it is," said the major, "the real mason's grip, and one you will not soon forget -" at the sante time exerting to the utmost his great museular powers, causing the bones of Smith's hand to crack, and the blood to start from under his finger nails.— Smith in the meantime helloing with pain. "Go home," said the major, "and tell all your anti -masonic friends that if any of them want the master mason's grip to, come to me, for I flatter myself that I' ea give it as well as any other man." Phe major gave one more tarn of he vi e and then released his victim. The nekt day, Smith, with his hand d ne qp in a poultice, staked for home entire y satisfied with the masonic information he had so painfully obtained—a 'ger if not a better man. Island Cala ties. The inhabitants o small and remote islands are remark le for their attach- ment to their nat. e soil; and it is, per- haps, fortunate -that they should have this feeling, for otherwise their isolation exposes them/to great disadvantages. We are not now alluding to such matters as the alleged deterioration of race produced by per-pa/teal intermarriage, but rather to th, hock of actual calamities which fall more heavily on small insufar com- munities than on larger countries. Un- doubtedly the vine disease caused more sery in Maderia than it would have done in a French commune; and when the island ef Rhodes, a. few years ago, was visitied by an earthquake, the effects of the calamity were much more severely felt than they could have been in a con- tinental region. The following is it very curious instance LI the sufferings to which a small self-supportmg island us liable: Some years ago a shoal of grampuses visited Pabbay, one of the. Hebrides.— The natives slaughtered the grampuses and obtained quantitiestf oil. But pre- ' sently upwards of three thousand ravens headed by a white field-marshal, assem- bled to devour the carcasses, and when they had picked the grampuses' bones clean they proceeded to feast on the corn. Guns Were brought into requisition; but withont effect, and a winter of famine appeared.. imminent. A famous ,.. bird - catcher, named Finlay, then endeavoured to kill them singly, by climbing the rocks • and catching them while roosted ; hut these efforts caused no apparent diminu- tion in their numbers. Suddenly a bright idee struck him. Instead of killing the birds, he took six of them alive, plucked off'll the plinnage except the tail and wir g feathers and let them go. The rest imreediately left the Island. Wonders of Easter Island - IU the middle of the vast Pacific Ocean, 3,000 miles distant from'the nearest con- tinent, rises the mysterious Easter Island, abounding witn the remote antiquity, which greatly interested and perplexed a party of savants who recently visited them. The Island is about forty miles in circumference, barren, without trees, destitute of resources, and inhabited by a few savages who lead the most miserable.. existence imaginable. But upon this nar- row strip of land, so barren and unpro- ductive, the astonished eye of the ex- plorer beholds a forest of gigantic stone statues'about the origin and remaking of . which the race dwelling around them knows absolntely nothing. The smalsest of these statues measureetweisty feet in height, while many measure thirty feet, -and a few attain the incredible dimen- 'sio s of fifty feet. Some repose upon long phforms constructed in cyclopean man- ner ; the greater portion of them wear cro s, about six feet in height, formed of Volcanic tufa, _which have evidently been placed -upon these statues after their erection. The foreheads of these statues are -etreatirg and the mouths prominent, whith indications may probably reveal the race who constructed. them. As re- gards' the workmanship upon them, it is ruf4 and clumsy, althou.gh not destitute of character and expression. The ques- tionS concerning them, presented for so- lution, are, what. do they represent! whose handiwork are they ? and how came they there? There are no metals in Easter Island, not even silex, only a) few hard species of stone are found capa- ble lof being fashioned into axes, with whibh, perhaps, those mysterious statues wh e hewn. The stone. of which they are bomposed is found neither upon the island nor any of the surrounding islands ; their nuco.ber, dimensions and character forming a strange contraat to the narrow - nes"( and poverty of the place whereon they are constructed. How could this barren island have nourished a race of men capable of raisiag such monuments ? Where Is this race? and what country do they still inhabit; In reply to these speeulations several scientific mend great authority hazard the opinion that the is- land in question Is only one .ef the !sum- mits of the submerged continent which geological evidence proves at one time to - have occupied the whole- of that part of the Pacific which is now called Polyeesia. Several also show grounds for believing that the statues in question present a Mexican physiognomy, and may have been thework of one of the kindred races - of that people. -Several of these monu- 'merits are now on the way to the Biitish Museum, where, it is hoped, additional light may be thrown upon them.' i VARIETIES. The board of health.—A plain diet. If a man blows his own trumpet, can his opinions be sound ? ! e - A man's name passes around.much More freely if he has a handle to it. • Why. is the earth like -3, school black- board ?—Because the children of men multiply upon the face of it. A man who had a scolding wife, being asked what he did for a living, replied that he " kept a hot -house," A Model Surgical Operation.—To take, the cheek out of it young man, and the jaw out ' I a woman. /-e that the earth is really hollow, we all 1,io re A s gacious philosopher has observed , liv -upon. a mere crust. 1 A little fellow not well up in natural /history wants to know -why an el9hant has two taile ? A woman that marries a man be use he is a good match. must not be surprised if herturne out a lucifer. . 1 k nkin ve raysteries—a hi ole n the grou4id exCites \ore -wonder than it star in the heavens. • , An affected singer at it Dublin theatre was told by a wagin the gallery to .‘icomet out from behind his nose and sing his song like other people?' The March of Intellect. —A yowl at home from boarding school for t lidays, was asked if she would have roast beef, . when she replied, thenk you; gastronomical satiety a nishes me that I have arrived at the mate sta.ee of deglutition eonsistent dietetic integrity !" She was neve ed if she'd have anything more agai lady ho- Olne 0, I ulti- with ask - The manner of giving, shows the cha- racter of the giver more than th it8e11f "When -eve;" said Madame de tael, "1 see Mr. S. I feel the same pi nre that I receive from looking at a fond couple, he and his self-love live so hap- pily together." It is the infirmity of little minds be taken with every appearance, and daz- zled with everything that 'sparkles but great minds have but little admir ron because few things appearnew to t em. "Sar," said an astonished landla y to a traveller, who had sent his cup for aid fen the seventh time "yon must be v-ery fend of -coffee." "Yes na,adiun, I m, he replied, 'or I should never 1 aye `drunk so much water to get a little." Mrs. Partington considers the Ge, an language itterJy repugnant to En lish tongues aid ears. She could never ring herself, shle says, to allude to her oo.d man as a after being accirst med all her lifrl to the expression " him," as regards Mr. P. A eoroner's jury returned a ve diet that the deceased came to his death rom exposure. 'What do you mean by th ate" asked. a relative of the dead 113311, ' 'ther. are two bullet holes in his skull." ITbs coroner replied. with a wave of his na gisi- terial hand, "Justso, he died from ex- . posure to bullets." A sailor, calling upon a Liverpool gold- smith, asked him what might be the va- lee of an ingot of gold as big as his drin, The shopkeeper beckoned him into a aek room, and priroed him with -grog. He then asked to see the ingot. "Oh," said Sack, "1 hav'n't got it yet, but I'm g ing to the diggiegs, and should like to k ow the value, of such a lamp before I st rt." / A certain town has an exceedingly on. siderate man. The other morning he awoke to lied his house on fire. deessing himself he ran across the street ti idly, rung the neighbour's door bell, a el patiently waited for some one to an- s4rer the summons After it little "the an of the house" appeared, and the timid a.n said, "I do not wieb to -erea.te an u necesary alarm, but my house i on e.” Apropos of public speakers, Dr. • ar4id that Sir Lytton Bulwer asked. hnn -Whether he felt his heart beat whe he was going to speak. "Yes." " oes your voice frighten your "Yes" 'Do all. your Ideas forsake you" "Yes." "Do you wish the floor to open and swal- low you.?" •'Yes" -'Why, then you'll naake an orator!' Dr. -2— told of lan- ning, too, how once, before rising to s eak in the House of Commons, he bade his friend feel his pulse, which was throb ing terrifically. - "I know I shall make one of my best Speeches." said Canning, 'be - cease I'm in "such an a-wful funk ' .9. well-known clergyman in the N rth had been entertaining at dinner aelelulcal friend from some distance. The ETC bag was unpropitious,- and the friend 'wa in- vited,by the minister to remain du *lig the night, and he accepted the invitation. They walked together for some time in the manse garden. At dusk the Minister IA an asked the _visitor to step into the ina;e, while he ould give directions to his servant to get his friend's convey ed ready in the morning. As: the straIger entered the manse the miniater's -wife took him for her husband in the twili she raised the pulpit Bible, which chaired - to be en the lobby table, and bringing th1e, full weight of it across the stra.t4er's shoulders, exclaimed emphaticilly, aka that for asking that ugly wretch to-etay all night 1" 10