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TOO LOW FOR THEM
Trying to collect a $28 rent bill,
la Philadelphia landlord seized a
soldier's artificial foot. We under-
stand the Society for Stealing Pen-
nies from Blind Men has unani-
mously blackballed him for mem-
bership. — Windsor Star.
ISN'T IT A FACT?
There will always be economic
turmoil so long as so many persons
want to do something for a living
that doesn't involve work, says a
wise contemporary.
— St, Thomas Times -Journal.
ONLY ONE EXCEPTION
A new plastic is only one two -
millionth of an inch thick, and is
said to be the thinnest thing ever
shade by man — barring some of
his excuses, of course.
— Ottawa Citizen.
MUST BE MAGICIAN
In the good old days a man who
saved money was considered a
miser. Nowadays anyone who can
save money is looked upon as a
magician. — Kitchener Record.
LUCKYTURKEY
A new machine will pluck a tur-
key in 30 seconds. But the turkey
and the tax payer differ because the
turkey has to take it only once.
— Port Arthur News -Chronicle.
DIDN'T DARE, PERHAPS
Sherman said that war was hell,
but it is to be regretted that he
never gave his frank opinion of
peace.
— Peterborough Examiner.
THINK IT OVER
Even though it's still hard to get
enough meat and butter, says Uncle
Mat, just think how much harder
it would have been to learn Japan-
ese.
— The Wali Street Journal.
BAD INVENTIONS
Modern version, for the atomic
age: The road to Hell is paved with
bad inventions.
— Edmonton Journal
HORIZONTAL
1 Pictured U.
S. Senator,
10 Dined.
11 Marked with
lines.
12 Male offspring
14 Installment
paid (abbr.).
15 Acts of
choosing.
18 On account
(abbr.).
20 House pet.
22 Era.
23 Royal Red measures.
Cross (abbr.), 42Chief (Sp )
44
24 Iniquity. 47 Regret.btin
25 Ireland.
27 Finest 48 Rubidium
U. S. SENATOR
Previous Puzzle
17 North Caro-
line (abbr,).
19 Emmet.
21 Fencing' posi-
tion (pl.),
24 He is. U. S.
from
Oklahoma.
26 Catches.
27 Title of
nobility.
29 Female deer.
30 Democrat
(abbr,).
33 One who uses
34 Deadens.
36 More exact.
37 Sign.
39 Steal.
42 Check (abbr.).
43 Defy.
44 Final aim.
45 Girl's na e,
46 Symbol
tantalum.
49 Mineral rock.
50 She.
51 Make' a
slight bow.
54 Within.
57 Like.
3 Funereal
song.
4 Cereal . grass.
5 Powerful
explosive
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52 Half an em.
31 Disorder. 53 Courtesy title 8 Donkey,
32 Age. 55 Cosmetic. 9 Therefore.
33 Relative. 56 Boat •paddle. 10 Separately.
35 Maxim. 58 Holland. 13 Clamor,
38 Petitions. VERTICAL 14 Frozen
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SIDE GLANCES
By Galbraith
PSY by GI ,DVS PAPE
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STANDING ON
FOOT
COPR.
1944 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. T M. REC. U. S. PAT. OFF.
"The funniest thing 'about those comics is the seriousness with
which Bill reads them"'
OUT ..'OUR
: AY By J. R. Williams
OH, WES, iF
'ORE TRYIN' TO
PUT THET LION
HIDE ON TH' HOSS
WHY DON'T 4OL1
STOP AN' 'RR`/
T'HOLD HiM STUD 0' RUNNIN'
WITH HIM?
TO HECK WITH TH'
LION SKIN NOW! I'LL
BE HANGED IF I'M
GOING TO LET A FAT
PLUG BACKING UP
ON HIS HIND LEGS
BEA( ME RUNNING!
"I'm Lonesome!"
Never Say • Die
"Excuse me, sir," said a shabby
caller at a dewspaper office, 'are
you satisfied with the amount of
your present life insurance?"
"Yes," replied the manager,
shortly.
"Could l interest you in a mor-
occo -hound edition of the works of
Thackeray?"
"You could not,"
"Would you invest in a good
second-hand cornet if you could
get it cheap?"
"No I"
"Just so! Would an offer to
supply you with first-class import-
ed Havana cigars at two pounds
a hundred appeal to you?"
"Not a bit!"
"That being the case," said the
caller, "would you be willing to
buy a penny tin of shoe polish just
to get rid of me?" •„
"Great Scott! Yes."
"Thanks! Good day!"
In Hades
After a busy life, an old-time
American died. The first thing
he knew, a butler in another world
was showing him a palatial guest
room, saying, "This, sir, is your
suite. The only rule here is: You
ring and I bring. Just press that
button and I will provide whatever
your heart desires."
About a month later, the Ameri-
can sat in his easy chair surround-
ed by cigars, decanters, fishing rods,
radio, and all else that a man
could wish, The butler appeared:
"Here, you: 1 want something to
do. I want work."
"Sorry, sir but work is the only
thing we do nt provide here."
"What'! If 1 can't have work, I
would Lust as 'soon be in Hades."
"(lift, sir," replied the butler,
"%bele did you think you were?"
THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION
001$, ,P" 51 HEA CEPlkC, IMG
ood
Two Drills now working
from the Ice. Wilwood ad-
joins Aquarius and Gold -
hawk in the Night Hawk
Lake area of East Porcupine.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
COMPANY
No BAY STREET, TORONTO
MIA.M.011NAMS.11.1MIMI*1
Charles Lug Lac
Issued Capital — 910,651 Shares
This property is in the Little
Long Lac Camp some 170 miles
north-east of Port Aathu .locat-
The Charles Long
ed a short distance north of the
Little Long Lac Mine; its ad-
joining neighbors are Nordarm
(controlled by NorthernlCanlula
Mines), Lafayette and Mar-
quette.
It is reported that Charles Long
Lac are arranging a diamond
drilling contract, and that work
will be underway within 30
days.
In view of the favorable geolo-
gical conditions disclosed from
recent diamond drilling by Mar-
quette and Lafayette, this work
is regarded with great interest
and expectation.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST., TORONTO
metInFISs
REG'LAR FELLERS—Time for an Operation
r GUESS WE'LL HAVE
T'.EE. A EXPERT,. ZOOI-IE,
THIS i5 TOO MUCH.
FOR. ME.
By GENE BYRNES
Pt0' ti10 !
GET OUT OF
HERE—BOTH
OF`!OU!
G'WAN !
-OR JEST ,
6ET A DIME.
OUT OF IT, MiSTER,
FOR. MY GIRL-
FRIEND
MUTT AND JEFF There seems to be something wrong with the economic system in this neighborhood By BUD
FISHER
MUTT, I GAVE Gus7HIS
MONEY To Hot.D FoR
ME AND COUNTED
SIXTY DOLLARS
INTO Nis
NAND!
ANDTNENTo
MME SURE NE
COUNTED IT AGAIN
AND FtE ONLY
CoUNATED
FiFTY-FIVE
M `DOLLARS!
So THEN WE WAD THE
OFFICER COUNT iTI
NE ONLY COUNTED
l"IFTY DOLLARS
AND WREN THE
0,3UDGE COUNTED
IT IT WAS ONLY
FOR _ -FIVES
NERE�
LET ME
COUNT IT
FbRYOU!
F LVE,TEN, FI>=TEEN,
TWENTY, TWENTY Flue,
you'RE•ALL W GONG!
THERE'S ONLY
FORTY
HERE!
ONLY
,VORT'?
ARE YOU
SURE?
WELL, NO!` 12.154i
ANYBODY
CAN MAKE
A MISTAKE
ZACOUNT
N To 1"f
MAKE SURE!
DOH'l BoT'HER!
I'LL TAKE IT
15 ACK To ITS
CORNER BEFORE
ITS COUNTED
i'I
i4,
An excellent prospect, in our
opinion. It has good neigh-
bors, Charles Long Lac and
Marquette Long Lac. Fa-
vorable drilling results on
Charles Long Lac would
mean much to Lafayette.
Recent Geological disclos-
ures indicate that Lafayette
ground has most favorable
geological conditions.
Lafayette owns a very sub-
stantial holding of shares in
Marquette Long Lac.
To sum up — AN EXCEL-
LENT PROSPECT.
Map on Request
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY STREET, TORONTO
TOVARICH-
LAR iii ER
Located in Hearst, McVittie
and McElroy Townships, in
two closely adjoining groups,
totalling over 800 acres.
The East boundary of the
Tovarich properties is less
than a mile West of the
Town of Larder Lake. Dia-
mond Drilling proceeds; —
and will be going on for
some months.
Latest word indicates that
favorable Porphyry has al-
ready been encountered. Im-
portant values may be ob-
tained at any time.
The main "Larder Lake
Break," as reported by Gov-
ernment Blue Books, is lo-
cated on Tovarich ground.
We suggest that buying of
Tovarich shares is an oppor-
tunity; and suggest purchas-
ing "before the news", and
while the price is still low.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST., TORONTO
Iungi
Larder
Issued Capital, 2,210,005 Shares
This large property of 19
claims, at present inactive,
extends from 1,600 feet east
of Kerr -Addison's east point,
to the Quebec boundary.
Chesterville adjoins and, lies
between Kerr -Addison and
Pelangio; and is driving
north east on its 1,600 foot
level. This drive is ap-
proaching a parallel position
to the Pelangio boundary.
We expect to hear favorable
news on this Chesterville de-
velopment at an early date.
Pelangio has quick assets
consisting of Cash, Bonds,
and immediate marketable
Securities totalling $42,-
500.00.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST., TORONTO