Zurich Herald, 1954-09-16, Page 6TMLE TALKS
oiane Andrews
In. the big cities the old-
fashioned "family" picnic seems
to be pretty much a thing of the
past. But in the smaller places,
'thank Goodness, these outings
still play an important part in
warm -weather living.
A family picnic is much more
pleasurable for the woman --or
women—involved if the "eats"
are of a sort that can be prepared
well in advance. The following
recipes might be a help in pre-
paring a bill -of -fare bound to
:meet with the approval of all,
even those with the heartiest
out -door appetites.
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MEAT LOAF
3P/s lbs. ground chuck,
4,e2 pound pork from shoulder,
well trimmed and ground
twice,
11 brimming cup of milk,
1 egg,
2 handfuls of bread crumbs
(generous),
1 large onion, chopped fine, ,
2 teaspoons salt, or more, to
taste,
Pepper.
Mix thoroughly with silver
fork until perfectly blended.
11/1old into loaf in roasting pan.
Sprinkle with bread crumbs and
dot generously with butter or
margarine. Bake covered for one
hour and a half at 375° F.
BAKED BEANS
2 lbs. marrowfat beans,
2 medium sized onions sliced,
1 level tablespoon dry mustard,
2 teaspoons salt (test by tasting),
Pepper.
1% cups light brown sugar,
34 lb. salt pork.
Soak beans over night. In the
:morning boil them with a pinch
of soda and pour off the first
water. More than cover them
againwith fresh water and add
other ingredients.
Cook until beans begin to
tenderize, about 20 minutes. The
skin should break and curl when
• you blow upon them. Pour into
:large bean crock or into two or
three smaller ones. Place piece
of scored salt pork in center of
each one. Bacon across the top
may be substituted.
Bake in even at 350° F. for
four or five hours. As beans ab-
sorb liquid, keep adding more
until the last 45 minutes. Do not
allow them to bake entirely dry
at any time. If you use all the
liquid they were cooked in, add
water. They will be deliciously
browned when done.
RED CABBAGE
1 fairly large solid head of
red cabbage,
2 heaping tablespoons of but-
ter or margarine,
24,i cups of vinegar,
: cup sugar (more or less to
taste),
SALLY'S SALLIES,
'" 1'do wonder I'm sore! There's no
seat In the darn things!"
1 teaspoon salt (te taste).
Cut cabbage fine as for slaw.
Saute thoroughly in hot melted
shortening. Add vinegar, salt, and
sugar, Simmer for one hour or
until tender. This may be stored
in refrigerator and will keep for
days or weeks. It is delicious hot
or cold. Some folks, before going
on a picill% reheat and carry in
a covered casserole. ;!tµ„ ,•.•"
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APPLESAUCE CAKE "'"
1 large cup light brown or
granulated sugar,
1 large cup of butter or mar-
garine,
1 egg,
1% cups of hot dry applesauce
(canned applesauce may be
substituted),
2 teaspoons baking soda.,,
1 teaspoon vanilla,
1 teaspoon cinnamon,
3 teaspoon cloves,
Cream all together and add
2 cups sifted flour,
1/4 lb. raisins,
1 cup chopped walnut meats.
Bake in 8- by 12 -inch pan for
45 minutes at 375° F. Reduce the
temperature the last 15 minutes.
Cake may be frosted with an
icing made by combining con-
fectioner's sugar, one teaspoon
melted butter, and lemon juice.
If no frosting is desired, try
sprinkling with granulated sugar
before baking. This is truly deli-
cious and will keep for many
deys if the family doesn't disco-
ver it. If your picnic day is cool,
the beans, meat loaf and cabbage
may all be reheated in the same
oven before placing them in the
picnic baskets.
Uninvited Guests
Mrs. Cooper, who lives in
Ramsgate, changed in one mom-
ent from a normal housewife to
the most surprised woman in
England.
She had been to the local
grocer's and bought a turnip.
When she got home she peeled
it, placed it on a board and sliced
it. Then she screamed!
Inside was a fully -grown spar-
row, complete with feathers,
Quite dead, of course, but how
did it get there? Mrs. Cooper
was quite sure there was no hole
in the outside of the turnip. The
grocer . who sold it said it was
a good specimen, measuring
about eight inches in ' diameter.
He had handled - it and would
have noticed any flaw.
A plant expert was called in
to see if he could solve the mys-
tery. He threw up his hands and
said it was impossible. "It is the
most extraordinary thing in my
whole experience," he declared.
"There is just no explanation."
There was an explanation for
the surprise which shook a do-
mestic servant in Colombo to
her very core a year or so ago.
She was dressing a fowl for her
master's dinner at the time.
As she cut it open, something
moved, and a snake glided out.
It had been swallowed by the
fowl just before it had been
killed.
Mr. W. D. Dunn, a greengrocer
of Grove Hill, had the biggest
shock of his life one day when
he unpacked some bananas. As
he cut a quantity from the first
stalk, there was a squeak and
a flurry, and twelve baby mon-
keys fell to the floor. They had
travelled and kept themselves
alive on bananas all the way
from Central America.
Plastic Tunes—plastic has invaded the musical world, Molly
L3ishay, !eft, tries out a tune on her new one-piece plastic bass-
tkcarinet, while Harry Vope strums his slick -looking plastic guitar.
Twins Just The Same—These twins mode medical. history when.
they were born 56 days-apart—in different years. Mrs. Alan
Goodwin, of Sydney, Australia, holds her sons, Denis (left),
who was born on December 16, 1952, and David (right), who.
appeared on Feb. 10, 1953.
"Crosby vs Hope"
Long -Lasting Feud
Defying the laws of slander,
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby con-
tinue to crack away at each
other.
Says Hope: "Crosby is so lazy,
he makes Rip van Winkle look
like perpetual motion.. "
Says Crosby:: "Hope used to
come over and play with my
kids until I stopped him. I found
he was using a pair of dice.
I made him give back the bicycle
he won ..."
And so it goes on. When they
make a film together they are
at once partners and rivals.
When Hope makes a film by him-
self, you can be sure that Crosby
will turn up at the crucial mom-
ent and spoil everything.
Crosby is at rather a disadvan-
tage in this battle of wits, be-
ing a crooner first and a comic
second. Hope, on the other hand,
is all comedian. Yet the former
manages to get in some very tell-
ing shots.
"Believe it or not," says Crus-
by, "it takes the combined efforts
of everyone on the set to foul
his uncontrollable passion to
ham up every'scene. s .
"You thing I'm fooling? Well,
all I know is that he's .the only
actor in town who has a=tig sign
over his house which • lights up
at night and says 'Bob Hope, star
of radio and television, films and
night clubs, lives here.' "
Hope's gags are largely direct-
ed at his rival's age or supposed
meanness. When they were both
over in England last year:, Hope
said: " Bing hasn't announced
yet how he plans .to get back
to the States, but he'll make an
interesting sight standing on the
pier at Southampton waving his
thumb.
"I hope someone will give him
a ride, because with his breast-
stroke he'll never make it back
in time for the apple -picking
season."
When Hope called Crosby
"King of Groaners," the other
retaliated by calling him "Bugle
Beak."
Their widely -publicised ven-
detta was not planned. It was.
a sort of habit they fell into.
After the first of their famous
"Road" pictures, the script
writers found it easier to write
abusive dialogue than any other
kind.
But most of their gags are im-
promptu. Crosby tells of the
time one of their script writers
visited the set during the film-
ing of "Road to Rio." Hope yell-
ed to him: "If you recognise
anything you've written, shout
'bingo,' " and the writer de-
parted in a huff.
They are both extremely sharp
wits, and can produce material
out of the blue. When Hope was
over in England to play in the
British Amateur Golf Champion-
ship, he said in an interview:
Crosby played in the- competi-
tion last year; I'm here to
apaligise. My handicap? Four.
Crosby's? His age."
Is there really something be-
hind this feud? Show business
partnerships often breed very
real bitterness, but in this case
they are really the hest of
friends,
Hope, in more serious vein,
said recently: "In my book
Bing's still the world's greatest
songster,
"At Christmas our two fam-
ilies always get together for a
party, and Bing and I always
make a point of toasting each
other,"
And there you have a hint of
.the real sentiments between
therm,
Getting Ready For
Trade With Mars
Students attending a college.01
science, engineering and tech-
nology in Massachusetts daily
walk out of the world of 1953
into a fantastic, imaginary world
of 1,000 years hence when man
will . be in constant communica-
tion with many parts of the
universe.
The stimulate their inventive
imagination, Professor John E.
Arnold asks them to project
themselves, into life as it may be
lived in the year 2953.
Space travel will then be as.
common as train journeys are
now. Our earth may be trading
with planets countless millions
of miles away which would
mean cultural connections with
their strange inhabitants. We.
may run excursions to and from
their worlds.
A bureau for inventing arti-
cles ranging from machinery to
hithert :unthought-of household
gadgets Sas been set up by the
students. The realism of the
bureau"fs enhanced by, letters ad-
dressed E°to those . unknown.
platlet -dwellers, letters about
t e agreements, .letters to fic-
"ti`t'i:hus•T `agencies tar' out in
space....
Even a file detailing "discov
eries" of what life : will be like
on the one of the planets. in 1,000
year's time has been opened by
the enthusiastic . students. The
planet's people will talk by
means of telepathy; they will
have amazingly acute hearing
and be able to see great distan-
ces. And their bones Mvyill . be
hollow!
They will be emotionally
stable, monogamous and gregari-
ous. They will use electricity for
light and power but know noth-
in of electronics. This means that
opportunities for trade with the
earth will be limitless.
A document which purports to
give details of the planet's size,
density and temperature ex-
tremes has been solemnly filed
away, ready for use at any time.
Another shows that plant life
on the planet — "where the
gravity is eleven times greater
than on the earth" — flourishes
upside down! Roots extend into
the air and the fruit -bearing
parts of plants grow below the
surface.
It all sounds odd to us in
earthbound 1953,but who's to say
that the students are wrong in
their guesses about the world of
2953? Perhaps their imaginative
theory that some planet -dwell-
ers will evolve from birds may
prove accurate!
At any rate, they are already
designing articles of a kind like-
ly to interest the people of Mars
and other planets 1,000 years
hence. They will be "built on
earth and shipped through space"
for interplanetary trade!
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..Plain Horse Sense..
by BOB ELLS
Among the brickbats and bou-
quets received lately is one
from (Mrs.) Mad. Alvin, West-
on, Ont., who writes: "I see
where you say farmers shouldn't
get involved in party politics. I
don't see why not. Isn't it high
time they did? When are the
farmers ever going to get some
sense and jump into politics with
both feet. If they want to know
what politics to join they have
only got to look at the record.
We need security in our prices
just like the working man "has
for his wages."
Mrs. Alvin does not say
whether she wants farmers to
organize in unions like labour
did and to affiliate with a po-
litical party or whether farmers
should set up their own political
party as they have done before.
Check the Record
Looking back over the last ten
years we find that farmers have
done fairly well up to about
ten. years ago when it, became
evident that Canadian farmers
could not do without the Brit-
ish,. markets given up so light-
heartedly by Messieurs Howe
and. Gardiner.
The Americans who are sup-
posed to be our "natural mar-
ket" are closing themselves off
against the imports of Canadian
food products. Our farm sur-
pluses are piling up and prices
are going down. There is really
not much to encourage farmers
• to vote for a continuation of the
present agricultural policy,
What Alternative?
If the farmers should come to
the conclusion that they had "a
raw deal" the last couple of
years, what have they to choose
from?
Of the three "splinterparties"
making ,up the opposition in 'the
last' House, the Conservatives
have hopped along With the
Liberals in those questions
which are closest' to the farm-
er's heart.
In March 1952 they helped to
vote down Mr.' Coldwell's mo-
tion for the establishment of a
Federal Agricultural Board to
control meat and dairy products.
In December they joined the
government to. defeat a 'motion
for the introduction of a Nation-
al Health Insurance Plan.
Social Credit is an unknown
factor. Nobody seems to be able
to gauge how much regimenta-
tion it would need to put their
economic "ideas into effect.
Last but not Least .:,
That leaves the CCF and its
little group of gallant men who
have been trying hard to put.
some of their program through
parliament. As direct descend-
ants of the old ' Progressives,
they are mostly made up of
Western farmers with some
sprinkling Of labour men amongst ..
them.
As they are free from any
financial ties they represent tile..
' interests of all the people. Their
speeches read very much like
the reports in the late Farmer's
Sun. From them have originat-
ed practically all new ideas in
the last twenty years.
If farmers intend to take po-
litical action, they would have
to link up with labour which
forms the largest group, of con-
sumers for the farmer's prod-
ucts.
Time Only will show whether.
Mrs. Alvin's advice will be
heeded.
This column welcomes sug-
gestions,
wise or foolish, and all
criticism, whether constructive ;
or destructive and will try to
answer any ,question. Address
your letters to Bob Ellis, Box 1,
123 - 18th Street, New Toronto.
Ont,
This Strike Lasted
Fourteen Years
The longest strike on record —
and the friendliest—has ended. It
was in Ireland—it couldn't have
happened anywhere else.
Fourteen years ago, in March,
1939, Jim Downey, propietor o
Downey's Select B a r, at D u n
Laoghaire, near Dublin, sacked
a barman. He refused to rein-
stake him, and the man's union
called a strike and posted pickets.
Daily after that t h e pickets. .
came on. It cost the union about
£20,000. It may have put more
than that into Jim Downey's till.
For, as the strike continued,, it
brought a lot of trade to the bar
—"curiosity custom." Year after
year; tourists and seamen came
back to see if the pickets were
still at their posts.
Annual Party
Big Jim realized the value of
the . dispute. Every year, on the
anniversary of the strike, he put
up bunting and threwa celebra-
tion party. The pickets were in-
cluded in it — there were "drinks
on the house" for them as well
as for the customers.
In winter there was also "a
drop of the ould stuff" for the
union men to keep out the cold,
And if a picket wasn't on his beat
at the, proper time, Downey
would phone the union to ask
why.
So a good time was had by all
—except perhaps the union'trea-;`,
surer. Now it is all over. ,Mr.
Downey died "the other day and
the pickets have been called off.
The strike has ended.
But a world record has been
set up. So perhaps the curiosity
custom will continue. The pickets,
however, may be sorry,
It's Rigged—Lavergne Dorobiala demonstrates the Bell Telephone
Co. ticktacktoe machine .which never loses. The best you can
hope for is a tie. Buttons light up the individual squares with
crosses and, as soon as one is pressed, the machine comes back
with a circle—always at the best place. If you try to cheat by
pressing two buttons a bright red light flashes.
NEW SHAPE CHAPEL -Soldiers file into the new SHAPE chapel at Camp Voulceau, France. Gen„
Matthew Ridgeway .inaugurated the all -denominational chapel shanty before he left for Wash'
Ington.