Zurich Citizens News, 1959-01-28, Page 2ZURICH Citizens NEWS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1959
ZURICH Cdr NEWS
Published every Wednesday Morning at Zurich, Ontario, for the Police
Village of Zurich, Hay Township, and the Southern part
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1959
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
WHY IS IT that every time there is a special occasion
which includes a guest speaker, the poor chap, who maybe drives
many miles to get there, is left to the very last number on the
program?
All through the evening every Joe and his brother is up on
his feet to say at least 15 minutes worth of nothing, and the
poor guest speaker sits and waits. By the time he is clue to
speak he has either forgotten what he was going to talk about
or the hour is so late he feels tie should cut his address in half.
A perfect example of this took place last week at the
1a ederation banquet in Zurich. The whole evening was a decided
success and the groups are to be complimented on the efforts, but,
why, oh why, make the poor guest speaker wait until 20 minutes
to 12 to say his few words? When Mr. Jewell got on his feet to
talk we got the impression that he couldn't care less whether he
spoke or not, and how long. It is a terrible strain on a man to sit
for three hours waiting his turn to say something.
This is not the first time such a thing has happened, and
probably won't be the last. But we wonder what a man must feel
like being shoved aside for that length of time. And, as the hour
grows later, a speaker must think of how he can shorten his
address so as not to take up too much more of the people's time.
We wonder, perhaps, if it would not be better to hold enter-
tainment off until the last number of such programs. Usually
they are being well enough paid that if some of the crowd has left
they should not be offended. However, the poor guest speaker,
who in all probability comes free gratis, must stand there and
try to keep the attention of the half crowd which has been brave
enough to remain for his talk.
We are sure any speaker will agree with us on this point,
so, the next time someone is planning such an event, keep him
in mind. He will appreciate it.
THE HIGH SCHOOL SITUATION
SOME TIME AGO we stirred up a lot of controversy in this
paper with the proposal that another high school should be built
here in Zurich. We have not changed our minds one bit, in fact
we feel the need is greater than ever.
In lookin gover the annual reports of both South Huron and
Clinton District High Schools we note where Hay and Stanley
Townships are in the top bracket as far as paying towards the
respective schools is concerned. At the same time we feel the
children in these two townships are suffering most hi the distance
they must travel to get to school. At the farthest point in Hay a
pupil must travel at least 20 miles before reaching his destination.
On cold winter mornings such as these, this distance is much too
far, especially when there could be a school centrally located in
Zurich. The Stanley pupils in the south west corner must travel
at least 35 miles before reaching the Clinton school. Does this
not seem ridiculous to you parents?
The Department claims there must be a minimum of 250
pupils to efficiently operate a high school. We are sure the
largest part of Hay, combined with the south half of Stanley,
could easily produce an enrolment of this amount. The farthest
any student would be from the school is nine or ten miles at the
most, so what more could we ask for as far as being centrally
located is concerned?
Now we hear a report in the Wingham district where they are
considering a second high school out at Brussels. This would
only sound like good judgment on the part of those ocncerned.
Filling the present schools with close to 1,000 students is over-
loading the facilities available and we feel that it is high time this
is stopped.
We would like to know what some of the parents in the
south half of Stanley think of the idea of another school in the
district. Surely you do not like your children travelling such
Tong distances each day when it is quite feasible to have another
school located in Zurich.
LONG OVERDUE
(Wingham Advance -Times)
DAIRY PRODUCERS in this country recently announced
that a new policy of attractive packaging for butter, cheese, and
such other goods would be initiated. Frankly this sounds like
good business. Turnover of many present day products has been
increased to amazing degree by colorful and imaginative wrap-
pings.
Consumers may protest that fancy packages only increase the
cost of an article on sale, and this is perhas true. However, the
public has little room for complaint for it is the public's favorable
response interpreted in dollars and cents which has brought about
the new presentation of so many prosaic articles of merchandise.
In any case it is not too definitely established that the fancy
wrappings do actually up the price, for iwth increased sales comes
higher volume production at decreased unit cost. The same charge
has often been levelled at the advertising industry by those who
contend that consumer goods have been made more expensive
because of advertising costs.
Analysis on business trends in Canada and the United States
has long since proven that the most widely -advertised products
are the ones which reach the consumer at the fairest price—once
again because volume production has been attained.
We can recall stating to a group of irate cream producers
away back ten years ago that the answer to the margarine pro-
blem was more imaginative sales efforts rather than government
prohibition. It would seem that some of these same producers
have seen the light.
SUGAR and SPICE
(By W. (Bill) B. T. Smiley)
They're at it again, Every few
years, after a happy, peaceful per-
iod of claming the Yanks, berat-
ing the British, scoffing at the
French, and being leery of the
Russians, the people of Canada
turn and rend themselves with
the savage tenderness of a dog
attacking his own fleas,
.tts always the same. Some ed-
ictrial writer, aware that the "let-
ter -to -the -editor" column has been
growing dull of late, sends up a
trial ballon about a distinctive
Canadian flag. Oh, he doesn't have
to commit either himself or his
paper. He merely demands that
the government stops shilly-shally-
ing with this vital matter, which
has been dillied and dallied with
for years.
That does it. The horse is no
sooner out of the barn than good,
solid Canadians flock in their leg-
ions, to lock the door or yank it
off the hinges. For the next six
months, letters to the editor will
be couched in the most belligerent
terms, and signed, variously:
"Throw off the Yoke", or "There'll
Always be an England", or "Let's
Grow Up" or "U. E. Loyalist" or
"Down with Popery" or "The Un-
ion Jack Forever",
* * *
In fact these letters will con-
tain such a rich, heady mixture of
the loyal, the heretical, the stand-
fast, the radical, the true-blue and
the red revolutionary, that our ed
itorial friend will be kept in a
continual state of chortling good
humour.
- * *
Well, 1 hey're not getting me in-
to it this time. Four or five years
ago, during the last flag fiasco,
I took a stand and declared myself
for a truly Canadian flag. In fact,
1 went so far as to outline a dis-
tinctive design that would have
made our flag stand out anywhere.
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I've forgotten some of the de-
tails, but the general outline was
something like this. ' In the mid-
dle, a purple pig, representing the
dignified prosperity of the Canad-
ian people. rampant on a field of
rye iCanadian Club, of course),
with an Okanagan apple in his
mouth.
The hog, the rye and the apple,
you see, would cover Ontario, the
Prairie Provinces and B.C. To
pacify Quebec, we'd put in one
corner an illustration of Rocket
Richard juggling two cans of Habi-
tant pea soup. In the opposite
corner, we'd have to lump the
Maritimes and Newfie by a figure
showing a cod crossed with Joey
Smallwood.
a Canadian flag. I must admit
I'm a bit fascinated, though, by
the prospect of a distinctive Can-
adian national anthem.
* * *
An organization called the Nat-
ive Sons (obviously a terroristic
group of Indian origin) is boost-
ing, for our national anthem, that
Old Iroquois drinking song: "0
Ka Nuhduh". But I lean, myself,
toward that grand old Canadian
song: "The May Pull Lee". What,
you don't know the words? Non-
sense, every school child knpws
them: "The May Pull Lee, Fourem
Blum Deer . . . "
• k *
There were a few other little
touches. I think I suggested a
miniature Jolly Roger with a
couple of sections of pipeline sub-
stituted for the crossbones. And,
oh yes, the entire flag would be
outlined with cutout figures, in
scarlet, of the Mounties doing
their musical ride,
v, * *
Now that, in my opinion, would
have been a truly distinctive, thor-
oughly Canadian flag, not one of
these morphodytic monstrosities
that tries to ease the ego of every
immigrant who eve• stumbled
ashore, seasick, in the true north
strong and free. There wouldn't
be another like it in the world.
a, * ,M
Of course, I should have known
that my unique design, so clean-
cut and vivid, so representational,
would never survive the stuffy
sentimentality, the nationalistic
narrowness, that prevails at Ot-
tawa. I did learn, from a friend
there, that it electrified the com-
mittee in charge of selecting a
design for a new flag. At least
I think that's the word he used.
'I: *
But I must admit I was a bit
hurt that my design wasn't even
acknowledged. Unless, of course,
you want to count that letter from
the Minister of Infernal Affairs,
offering me the job of Canadian
postmaster at Tierra Del Fuego.
That was so obviously a case of a
scared government trying to exile
a brilliant mind that I treated it
with the' contempt it merited. I
couldn't have lived on the salary
anyway, as I learned when I
wrote.
* * *
No sir, they're not getting me
into any maudlin argument about
Your Hair
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Our Shop will be closed from
February 2 to 7
VILLAGE OF ZURICH
TENDER FOR AIR-COOLED ENGINE
1-25 Horse Power Air -Cooled Power Unit with Underslung
Fuel Tank with mechanical flyball type governor, carburetor,
high tension magneto with impulse coupling, spark plugs,
wiring, fuel pump, engine house, oil filter, bath type air clean-
er and variable speed governor with clutch take off assembly
less pulley and 12 volt electric starter and generator with
battery.
Tenders to be in by February 7, 1959.
H. W. BROKENSHIRE,
Secretary,
Police Village of Zurich
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Phone 273 Exeter
Closed Wednesday Afternoons
DOCTORS
Dr. A. W. KLAHSEN
Physician and Surgeon
OFFICE HOURS:
2 p.m. -5 p.m, Monday -Saturday
Except Wednesday
7 p.m. -9 p.m. Monday and Friday
Evenings
ZURICH Phone 51
G. A. WEBB, D.C.*
*Doctor of Chiropractic
438 MAIN STREET, EXETER
X -Ray and Laboratory Facilities
Open Each Weekday Except
Wednesday
Tues. and Thurs. Evenings, '7-9
For Appointmet -- Phone 606
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
WESTLAKE
Funeral Home
AMBULANCE and PORTABLE
OXYGEN SERVICE
Phone 89J or 89W
ZURICH
HOFFMAN'S
Funeral & Ambulance
Service
OXYGEN EQUIPPED
Ambulances located at Dashwood
Phone 70w
Grand Bend—Phone 20w
Attendants Holders of St. John's
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EVERY FARMER NEEDS
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For Information About All
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