Zurich Citizens News, 1958-11-05, Page 2PAGE TWO
ZURICH Citizens NEWS
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1.9513
ZURICH etddens NEWS
Published every Wednesday Moaning at Zurich, Ontario, for the Police
Village of Zurich, Hay Township, and the Southern part
of Stanley Township, in Huron County.
Printed by Clinton News -Record, Clinton, Ontario
Authorized as Second Class Mail, Post Office Department, Ottawa
A. L. COLQUHOUN HERB. M. TURKHEIM
Business Manager
Publisher
Subscription Rates: $2.50 per year in advance, in Canada; $3.50 in
United States and Foreign; single copies, 5 cents. Subscriptions
payable to Business Manager, Zurich Citizens News, Box 149,
Zurich, Ontario, or to district correspondents.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1958
LET'S HELP SPRINGHILL
The recent tragedy in Springhill, Nova Scotia, must make
us all sit up and realize how fortunate we are to be living in a
part of Canada where such disasters do not ocur. The least we
can do to be of assistance to these people is give, and give gener-
ously. Hundreds of people in that area have lost the bread winner
in their family, and need help badly.
The grimdetermination to live, as shown by the men recently
rescued from the mine shows us the calibre of people they have
in Springhill. We now should show these people that the rest
of us in Canada are a good calibre of people as well, and do all
in our power to be of assistance to the more needy.
While all banks are now accepting donations for the Spring-
hill Disaster Fund, we feel that this is not going far enough
in our attempt to help them out. Why not an organized canvass
in every municipality, so that everyone may make their donations
as easily as possible?
Let's help Springhill Disaster Fund!
WEEKLY ADVERTISING' PAYS
We were quite interested, and hope you may be interested
in seeing the following remarks:
Alan R. McGinnis, chairman of the board of a Milwaukee ad-
vertising agency, stated recently in Milwaukee. "It is my opinion,
although not officially documented, that subscribers of weekly
newspapers will come closer to being cover -to -cover readers than
any other print medium available.
"I don't subscribe to the thought that the way to get maxi-
mum return on the client dollar is necessarily that of buying as
much circulation as possible.
"Along with the obvious advantage of reasonable column
rates, is the fact that a full-page ad in a weekly will hit the
'reader's eye like a rocket burst and he will remember that ad-
vertiser's name and product because it is not buried in forty or
fifty pages of newspaper."
DOCTOR'S ROLE MOST IMPORTANT
(Kincardine News)
Success of the new Ontario Health plan, which comes into
effect with the new year, rests squarely on the shoulders of the
medical men in the province.
It will be up to them to have patients admitted to the hospi-
tals on the basis of the patient's need.
Many people who have accepted the insurance scheme have
done so in the belief that they can go to hospital when and if
they feel. like it, whether the ailment is nothing more serious
than a hangnail or a mild cough. And they can, too, if their
attending physician will give the necessary instruction for ad-
mission.
Obviously, to let down the bars in this fashion, would flood
the hospitals with patients who did not require hospitalization
and deprive those who needed it of any chance to be admitted.
We are quite confident that the medical. practitioners associat-
ed with Kincardine General Hospital will continue to exercise
restrain and use common sense in the matter of hospital admis-
sion.
In so doing, they are bound to cause some ill -feeling among
that type of patient who insists that he or she has paid for cer-
tain services and is going to get them, the question of their
necessity being a side matter of little importance.
There are times when the hospital is far from filled and
other occasions when it is filled to overflowing. In the latter
instance, this represents a time when the accommodation is
required for seriously ill, not those who have permitted them-
selves, through self-delusion, to imagine they require hospital
services.
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS
(adapted from the Nanton News, Nanton, Alberta)
No news is good news to anyone but a reporter. However,
we don't report bad news all the time. The Citizens News wel-
comes all kinds of news but especially the good news that doesn't
seem very important to the wide world—the news of a new
grandchild, a prize, a tree that blooms in the fall, an outsize
potato, the relatives dropping in for a weekend, the tea honouring
a visitor, the trip to London, Toronto, or Detroit.
If there's an addition to the family don't let us find out
from the grape -vine, but give us a call and advise us. If there's
a birthday or anniversary let us have the story the day after. If
there's a party to welcome new people or to send off old friends,
write it up or phone it to the office. If you worry about your
grammar or spelling, we'll check it. After all, we worry about
misprints.
The comings and goings of the community are the meat of a
weekly just as disasters and floods are the meat of daily papers,
so we are always glad to hear the news phone ring or to be given
some written news, especially if it comes in before Monday noon
each week.
Don't feel you are being a bother to call and give us the
:names of your weekend guests, we appreciate your co-operation.
SUGAR and SPICE
(By W. (Bill)
They're after me.
go they lurk. They're
lying in wait for me.
I know how the Jew felt in Ger •
many, waiting for the tread of
heavy boots in the hall, the knock
on the door. I've experienced the
numb terror of the deep -south Ne-
gro when a lynching party is
abroad.
Wherever I
everywhere.
* * *
I sit down in the coffee shop,
carefully alone. And One of Them
slips into the seat beside me. At
first I think he is a friend, as we
talk about the new Pope, the mine
disaster, and the football set-up.
It is only when he slides a cruel,
sly glance at me, and asks the
dreaded question, that I realize he
is One of Them.
:: '' :1:
I go to the pub, when the paper
is out, for a quiet beer. They
drift to my table, singly, ominous •
ly. They sit down, full of platit-
udes about the weather, their jack-
boots coiled beneath the table.
Ever present is the hideous pros-
pect. They don't quite dare bring
it into the open. But it's there.
They stand on the streetcorner.
three or four of them, heads to-
gether, watching me approach.
There is menace in their very
stance. They watch with silent de-
light as I halt and pretend to look
in a store window. They snigger
evilly, triumphantly, as I dart
across the street in terror.
When I enter a store, One of
Them is there, behind the counter.
Letter to the Editor
Hats Off
Dear Editor:
I was my good fortune to have
several copies of your paper
brought to 'me by my sister, Mrs.
Foster. I had ample time to read
during my absence from the office
for some weeks. The copies of
Citizens News gave me a little de •
version. The high light probably
was the honours brought to Zur•
ich by your aggressive baseball
team.
"Hats off" to the L,umberkings.
It's a real pleasure to extend sin •
cere congratulations to the club,
all the players, the management;
coach, and the executive. One
must not forget to give praise to
the loyal supporters, and the co-
operation given the club by the
citizens of your community in gen-
eral. After eulogizing your splen-
did ball club, I wish to give rous-
ing cheers for the Editor and the
entire staff of your wonderful
paper. It has the earmarks of
good journalism. While the un
dertaking must have been tremen-
dous, the results to date must be
gratifying to you and your assoc.
iates.
Don O'Brien is doing a very nice
job with the sports column. This
is a commendable, although new,
innovation, but a real addition to
your paper. Keep going Don,
you may replace Andy O'Brien, of
Montreal, some day.
Our subscription lapsed on the
expiry date of the Herald. Please
permit me to pay tribute to Mr
and Mrs. C. L. Smith, who carried
on noble work for many years
publishing the Zurich Herald.
It is hoped that the entire com-
munity will appreciate your un-
dertaking to continue bringing;
local and outside news to them.
Since we both gre'; up in the
Zurich district, Mrs, Siemon joins
me in wishing your paper every
success for the future. To show
our loyalty and support we are
hereby subscribing to your paper,
to commence at your convenience.
My cheque is attached.
Thanks kindly in anticipation of
receiving our first copy.
Sincerely,
HARRY SIEMON,
London, Ontario,
204 Tecumseh Ave.,
October 31, 1958.
B. T. Smiley)
He smiles, says: "G'day" or "H.
Bill," He pretends to be a mer
chant, but I know, when the time
comes, he'll throw off his sheep's
clothing, and grab his gun, like the
others.
* * a,
Oh, they're crafty. They pro-
mise you a big time, if you join
them, as the Devil has been pro.
mising potential customers for
years. Their way of life, they in-
sinuate, guarantees rare delights,
exotic escape from the humdrum,
a rejuvenation of both inner and
outer man.
* , *
Smooth as snakes, they promise
a release from the everyday grind.
They offer adventure, freedom, ex-
citement. "You'll never be mis-
sed," they swear, seeking to en-
tangle you in their own turpitude,
to lure you away from home and
loved ones.
It's been about two weeks now.
of nerve -grinding torture. At
first I fought them. I was defiant.
But this only made them more per. .
sistent, more sadistic. They splin
tered my cautious Logic with hoots
of hellish glee.
* a
Then a native cunning came to
my rescue. I decided to humour
them, as the conquered have con-
quered their conquerors, the sed-
uced their seducers, from time im-
memorial. I fell in with their
plans. I became the most enthus-
iastic among them. I suggested
wilder, more explicit tortures.
This baffled thein, as expected.
* * *
Little did they realize, as they
thought they led me up the gar-
den path, into the wilderness, that
they were not dealing with an
ordinary, virginal victim. Little
did they know of the resolve that
burned with a hard gem -like flame
within me.
About a year ago today, I stood
in the middle of a vast wilderness,
a rifle dangling awkwardly before
me. I had walked eight miles to
get there and had to walk eight
miles back. The wind was blowing
at 40 m.p.h, carrying a hard snow
that would cut the eyes out of
you. I was chilled to the bone.
I was bored, hungry and inexpres-
sibly lonely. As I stood there,
watching a great, bare expanse of
motionless rocks and stumps, t
swore a solemn oath: "I'll neve"
go deer hunting again, as long as
I bloody well live!"
a: *
That's why, when the gum -boot-
ed ruffians come for me, full of
their nonsense about vetting away
from it all, and the good, rough
companionship of the hunting camp
my wife will be able to tell them
that I've had a sudden attack and
will be in hospital for the next
two weeks, or until deer season is
over. I've made all the arrange..
ments.
In the first half of 1958 labour
6lncome in Canada totalled $7,622
million, compiaaied to $7,417 mill
libm one year earlier.
Business and Professional Directory
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courteous and efficient service
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EXETER PHONE 14
BELL & LAUGHTON
BARRISTERS. SOLICITORS &
NOTARIES PUBLIC
ELMER D. BELL, Q.C.
C. V. LAUGHTON, L.L.B.
Zurich Office Tuesday
Afternoon
EXE'1'J+:R Phone 4
DOCTORS
G. A. WEBB, D,C.*
*Doctor of Chiropractic
438 MAN STREET, EXETER
X -Ray and Laboratory Facilities
Open Each Weekday Except
Wednesday
Tues. and Thurs. Evenings, 7-9
For Appointmet -- Phone 606
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
WESTLAKE
Funeral Home
AMBULANCE and PORTABLE
OXYGEN SERVICE
Phone 89J or 89W
ZURICH
HOFFMAN'S
Funeral & Ambulance
Service
OXYGEN EQUIPPED
Ambulances located at Dashwood
Phone 70w
Grand Bend—Phone 20w
Attendants Holders of St. John's
Ambulance Certificates
For Safety
EVERY FARMER NEEDS
Liability Insurance
For Information Ab,,,OIW All
Insurances—Call
BERT KLOPP
Phone 93r1 or 220 Zurich
Representing
CO-OPERATORS INSURANCE
ASSOCIATION
Ontario Automobile
Association
For Particulars See Your
Authorized Representative
Ted Mittelholtz
Phone 198 — Zurich
HURON and ERIE
DEBENTURES
CANADA TRUST
CERTIFICATES
1 or 2 YEARS — 33/%
3, 4 and 5 YEARS — 4%
J. W. HABERER
Authorized Representative
Phone 161 -- Zurich
DENTISTS
DR. H. H. COWEN
DENTAL SURGEON
L.A.S., D.D.S.
Main Street Exeter
Closed Wednesday Afternoon
Phone Exeter 36
DR. J. W. CORBETT
L.D.S., D.D.S.
DENTAL SURGEON
814 Main Street South
Phone 273 — Exeter
Closed Wednesday Afternoons
PIANO -TUNING
and
REPAIRING
Alf. Denamme
R.R. 2, Zurich, ph. 95r12