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ZURICH Citizens NEWS
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1958
ZURICH > NEWS
Published every Wednesday Morning at Zurich, Ontario, for the Police
Village of Zurich, Hay Township, and the Southern part
of Stanley Township, in Huron County.
Printed by Clinton News -Record, Clinton, Ontario
Authorized as Second Class Mail, Post Office Department, Ottawa
A. L. COLQUHOUN HERB. M. ,TURKHEIM
Publisher Business Manager
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Zurich, Ontario, or to district correspondents.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1958
ZURICH FAIRPROOFFERS RAM EXCEPTIONAL
DIRECTORS OF THE Zurich Fall Fair, which opens in
Zurich on Saturday, expect, if the weatherman gives them a
break, to shatter all attendance records. They should do so,
considering the excellent program arranged for public viewing
and enjoyment.
Like all expanding organizations the Fair has added new
features, and the quality of its displays and entertainment pro-
grams is the proof of its claim that the fair will be "Bigger
and Better Than Ever."
For the farmer there will be a good display of livestock,
machinery. dairy products, and of course the big Horse Show.
For the wrestling fans there is a top-notch card of professional
entertainment, and for the children there is the big midway,
featuring a ferris-wheel, merry-go-round, etc. And for the
ladies there is the large display of exhibits in the Community
Centre, and the Baby Show.
There will be so much to see and do during this big affair
that a person will not want to miss one minute of it. The
official opening will take place on Monday after the parade,
and Charles S. McNaughton, MPP for Huron, will be present
to do the honours.
ICE
SULJ: an y ji BL
(By W. (Bill) B. T. Smiley)
Twelve years ago tonight, I was
a brand new bridegroom. Yep, it's
our twelfth anniversary. Seems
like only yesterday. As Methuse-
lah said when they asked hint how
it felt the first time he had his
beard trimmed.
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It's a lung time to live with a
strange woman. Especially when
she gets stranger every year. Well,
not stranger, exactly, hut more
peculiar. Well, not exactly more
peculiar. but, you know, uh, more
sort of odd. Not really odd, of
course, in the real sense of the
word, but, uh, more kind of, ule
unexpected.
*
That's what gets' me about it.
Twelve years ago, I married this
dark -eyed, serene, little girl, just
out of her teens. She thought I
was some shakes. I was a big
operator, ex -flight -lieutenant just
out of the air force, been around,
seen the world. She thought ev-
erythl.ng I said wasgospel. She
hung, literally hung,, on my every
word. My opinions. were Mosaic
in their majesty.
"Boy," I thought, "this is for
me. This kid is just what I'm look-
ing for. So nuwvy of my friends
have married those opinionated,
overbearing women who are al-
ways telling then what to do.
None of that for me. This kid
knows quality when she sees it.
She knows you don't get guys like
me out of grab -bags. .And she's so
quiet. And undemanding. She's
happy just to be with me."
* * *
Well, she's still got the dark
eyes, But did you ever pay much
attention to the colour of eyes
your sergeant -major was sporting,
when you were in the army?
* * *
Know what she sacd the first
thing this morning, before. break-
fast? On aur anniversary? She
said: "If you think I'm going to
take the garbage out again this
week, you're crazy!" Imagine that.
On our anniversary. And I hadn't
even asked her yet.
* *
Of course, she didn't know it
was aur anniversary. Nor did I,
until noon, when I brought home
a card from her sister in the city,
which carolled: "Happy Anniver-
sary". She didn't burst into tears,
as ,any normal wide would do. She
just looked at me, in the dispas-
sionate manner in which most
people look at a spider they are
'about to stomp an.
* :k
The kids helped things along, as
usual. "Well, they yodelled, "it's
your anniversary, eh Mom? What
did you bring her, Dad? How
long have you been married?
What's this, the silver anniver-
sary? Wliat did you bring for a
present, Dad?" And the horrible
realization dawned on me that it
was Wednesday afternoon, the
stores were chased, and I couldn't
even get a belated token to throw
to her, as the Russians used to
throw their cloaks, or was it their
eh+ildren, to the pursuing wolves.
"Oh, I don't expect a present",
she said to the kids in that tone
that makes your toenails curl.
"Your father is much too busy
with important things, like for-
getting to order the coal, and for-
getting to get the storm windows
on, and forgetting to pay the hy-
dro brill ,to remember a silly old
anniversary."
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Five hours later, when I got
home from work, to which I had
fled with the alacrity of a rabbit
released from a snare, and from
which I had returned with the
speed .of a. turtle with a sprainned.
ankle, she resumed, the iron sttrnk-
in:g deeper.
', " *
"Isn't this much nicer on aur
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SATURDAY, SEPT, 20 AND Ni I`NDAY, SEPT. 22
SATURDAY NIGHT 9 p.m. — IN THE ZURICH ARENA
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SLIN
NDAY — M ONSTEI PARADE
FOLLOWED BY
4-H CALF CLUB, MIDWAY, CATTLE SHOW, EXHIBITS
"Something of interest f +!'r the Entire Family"
MONDAY NIGHT 3 Pit — IN THE ZURICH ARENA
Horse Show With "Tory" Gregg as baster ofrCeremonies
DANCE T'I FOLIO sic by Desjard ne Orchestra
Space Contributed in the
Service of the Community
by John Labatt Limited
LABATT`S
CRYSTAL LAGER
BREWERY LIMITED
eleeleele
8049
"P11 neer
as long
r drive again
s 11iv,P. !
That's the vow Fred Smith took when he learned
the youngster he had run over had died as a result
of the injuries. Fred's conscience was tortured by
the feeling that a child had died as a result of his
actions. He tore up his driver's license, and has
never been behind the wheel of a car since.
There's only one way to avoid Fred Smith's night-
marish situation. That's always to watch for
children on the road.
Your Ontario Department of Transport urges you
to support the current Child Safety campaign.
Business and Professional Directory
AUCTIONEERS INSURANCE
ALVIN WALPER
PROVINCIAL
LICENSED AUCTIONEER
For your sale, large or small,
courteous and efficient service
at all times.
"Service that Satisfies"
Phone 119 Dashwood
LEGAL
BELL & LAUGHTON
BARRISTERS. SOLICITORS &
NOTARIES PUBLIC
ELMER D. BELL, Q.C.
C. V. LAUGHTON, L.L.B.
Zurich Office Tuesday
Aftemoon
EXETER Phone 4
DOCTORS
G. A. WEBB, D.C.*
*Doctor of Chiropractic
438 MAIN STREET, EXETER
X -Ray and Laboratory Facilities
Open Each Weekday Except
Wednesday
Tues. and Thurs. Evenings, 7-9
For Appointmet -- Phone 606
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
ESTLAKE,
Funeral Home
AMBULANCE and PORTABLE
OXYGEN SERVICE
Phone 89J or 89W
ZURICH
1,1
HOFFMAN'S
Funeral & Ambulance
Service
OXYGEN EQUIPPED
Ambulances located at Dashwood
Phone 70w
Grand Bend—Phone 20w
Attendants Holders of St. John's
Ambulance Certificates
�.: r Safety
EVERY FARMER NEEDS
Liability Insurance
For Information About Ali
Insurances --Col I
BERT KLOPP
Phone 930 or 220 Zurich
Representing
CO-OPERATORS INSURANCE
ASSOCIATION
Ontario Automobile
Association
For Particulars See Your
Authorized Representative
Ted Mittelholtz
Phone 198 -- Zurich
DENTISTS
DR. H. H. COWEN
DENTAL SURGEON
L.A.S., D.D.S.
Main Street Exeter
Closed Wednesday Afternoon
Phone Exeter 36
DR. J. W. CORBETT
L.D.S., D.D.S.
DENTAL SURGEON
814 Main Street South
Phone 273 -- Exeter
Closed Wednesday Afternoons
HURON and ERIE
DEBENTURES
CANADA TRUST
CERTIFICATES
1 or 2 YEARS — 33/4%
3, 4 and 5 YEARS -- 4%
J. W. HABERER
Authorized Representative
Phone 161 — Zurich'