Zurich Citizens News, 1958-05-28, Page 2PAGE TWO
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ZURICH Citizens NEWS
WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, 1956
WEDNESDAY,
MAY
28, 1958
Some Do ' Some Don't
FROM TIME to time in our editorial columns We must say
thintht u
right allawell. en
adngood. won't you may accept it a o that think we
butif you
don't, (and we imagine there are plenty of you who don't),
why not let us knoxw about it
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ns
A simple letter, addressed
o sihecEditortaringZurich itil ens
News, with your feelings onrint any letter ou
greatly appreciated. Pen e-nr't ant your e will name mentioned just
umastse a penname. �� e
wish us to, and if you ok .00w who the letter comes from and of course it must not c. gander• The articles written lur editorials are only our own
personal ideas, and we admit that we may be wrong as much
as we are right. However. we wound appreciate hearing your
comments.
Let's Keep Our Young People
SOMETHING IS happeninz. In Zurich this week (and no
doubt happens in other Y too which hurts us. A young
couple with a family is leaving our community to
take up residence in a :�, communities nowadays, is
Theb big up we hem and here we are losing prom-
inent
up ,our co We b anise these young people for
going young citizens. We
going to bigger centres. where there is more chance for advance-
ment, but we do blame o ,,'ee who are still here. for not
finding something more = -
o keep people such as this
in our town. }: ^_ear=s less groceries bouahi.
Every foly that _ .'-.L g ar hased in our hometown
less meat bought and a- n e ha in a community.
stores. Surely this a r decide d, cometh n
Now it is time for a�s - - and see if we can't
this situation. 'thy not o ,,�.- people,
something to our village to employ :tee x
,« n a..,..... e'
oursr
2ace
s.
e may wokeba bepeto the fa-: these nee .:.e
time we up we ,e-`
couples in our common.:*.z
Training; Important
ONE MEMBER of everyfou-
s
become an accident victim :his year - "" '
tinges as it has in the oast
Nearly one-half of Ontario's
accident deaths are caused by s s -_- �1
machinery. Since the tractor t `,-
machine, its careless and improper7.:.se •- se e e
rts
than any other single agent.a� a rir_is ,.
Gasoline, pound for pound. hassae _ sr a..�-a
power of dynamite. Accordingy. heItrbe_:.
extreme caution. Since it is h gn F ., • �-:
air, avoid splashing it during hard r. .
With its large rear wheels, a a'"'o e ' y
from other vehicles when it is used ,..w
training in all phases of tractor r,:,c..'.•-•- .. „
farming and safety.
Think of that this summer.
NOTICE 4'*1:
It is strictly illegal to carry and discharge
firearms within the Village of Zurich. This in -
dudes air -rifles. Anyone caught doing so will
be duly prosecuted, according to the law.
Parents are warned 1-0 instruct their child-
ren in these regulations.
Trustees of the Village of Zurich:
Lloyd O'Brien, Chairman
Leroy Thiel
Harold Thiel
SUGAR and SPICE
(By W. (Bili) B. T. Smiley)
Since June is coming up
(The month of
Modrn Etiquette
Q. What ?5 the proper time for
the host and hostess to take their
seats at the dinner table?
• A, Th' hostess always seats
1 the quaint old Victorian phrase herself first this Uei.ng the signal
1 marriages had it. (As I write I can finer for the guests to seat themselves.
,and \wedded bliss`I"lne host always is the kat to seat
a knotty rump of scar tissue above himself.
Perhaps a summing ea my left ear. I once made a fairly
Of what :t leads to: --carriages, ;
inoffensive remark about my spar- Q. After bride has been played,
Is not amiss. '
�: * 1 ring partner's ancestors, turned and the hostess is setting the
Anel I do mean perambulators' ,my back on her, and sat down at bridge table for salad and dessert,
requiring only a fork and spoon,
dinner on a plate at the stove, ten
the table. p e a i:.:'''''g should she place these piec-
�?
feet away. She served it from A. The
there, and it took me half a day
to hair. .get) the bleeding stopped and spoon an
the mashed turnips out of my
Here We are on the threshold of ;
June. Across the land, quivering
with eagerness for the fray, are':
thousands of youthful recruits for
the Marital Wars. Clear-eyed,
clean -limbed, they stand in serried'
ranks, panting to hurl their youth
and beauty into the slaughter. i
* *
Behind them, blousing trumpets
to fire their blood, are the dia-
mond merchants, the .gift shop
proprietors, the appliance dealers.
In front of them, waving banners
to lead them on. are the printers
of invitations, the wedding coun-
sellors, the florists.
* 5
At this juncture, I feel that it's
only fair if a scarred veteran of
many a matrimonial skirmish,
stiff with wounds, but bearing
them proudly, steps out in front
of this cannon -fodder and delivers
a few gentle reminders that all
is not glamour and plunder in the
campaign that lies ahead.
Truth to teathere's more clam-
our than glamour. moreshop
pro
h Sh as putting my
Follow these simple rules and I
think you can both retire on full
pensions, about five decades hence,
your honour intact, even if no-
thing else is.
5
Now, if the seconds will leave
the ring, I'll introduce you to the
fans: "In this corner, at 112 poun-
ds, wearing baflenina length white
tulle over taffeta, we have Murd-
erin' Marj, of Orange Blossom.
And in this career, at 165 pounds,
wearing a frightened look, is Jol-
tin' Georgie, from Hunger. Organ-
ist, the Wedding March, please..."
• inthan plunder. the 50 years of
wedded warfare in which they are
about to engage.
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:
Fir`:. perhaps. a \word to the , t
damsels who are about to forsake
x
the wail o the jukebox for the
roar of vacuum cleaner. the
Saturday C : dance o_" The Mon-
,
. _. � C7: a:,::.:nw..
triever toake c tiack,vard
eG' it ,-r::., iire for. They
used way
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cr... a..,
Rut out ,:r,e
... ".'?;: Ili- tk: ,.. ,lint` .Ti.;• F:_n pis;
t u71d11 r .
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Ir\ er wear sa dans h:ryes and ou
thr.-)u_,".`I 'with a 1O1 is e )))tier
the.. his vtoorps
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fork on the left, the
the right.
Hensall
Conine pity Sale
Prices at Hensall Community
Sales, on May 22. were:
Weanling pigs, $15.75 to $18.90;
chunks, $20.10 to $23.75; feeders,
$16 to, $3450; sows, $90 to $7,1;
Holstein cows, $150 to $185; Dur-
ham cows, $175 to $210; Holstein
calves, $12 to $36; Durham calves,
$30 to $62, 570 prigs and L50 head
of cattle and calves were solkl,
.w •�-9r
:-ter•--
Drs. COXON and LEITCH
VETERINARIANS
of Zurich,
Wish to Announce that they are
Third Partner,
taking on a
Dr. DOUGLAS S. MILLER
of Fergus, Ont.,
a i 958 Graduate of the Ontario Veterinary
College.
Miser's duties are to commence immediately.
Business and Professional Directory
AUCTIONEERS
(n,- T -jennyou •
ALVIN WALPER
•( ie rJ. r finest si iL-
eaaer .r. was administered ered PROVLN CJAL
)1 .rJ nFyariio,y51 off the. LICENSED AUCTIONEER
r...PP' a a o11.t nd my For your sale, large or small,
,,_,,,,.r . , courteous and efficient service
tr at all times.
.ov. a ., or "••:'o for the :...e. uth "Service that Satisfies"
+,:-r) c : g :.re neKaa'r.°:s of Phone 119 Dashwood
7,00"...-0rr. 1 r) ;F, excitement
ro'.',r :awn. who is for -
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LEGAL
.:1', support of her strong and lofty
DENTISTS
!„•Ilaract' r, if you are to be saved
from rrvil companions, drink, Wo -
DR. H. H. COWEN
mem, or what.evf-r you've been up
19-20-b to.
DRAIN TENDER
TOWNSHIP OF HAY
SEALED TENDERS so marked will be received by
the undersigned Municipal Clerk until 12:00 p.m. Mon-
day, June 2nd, 1958, for the construction of the Ander-
son Municipal Drain, consisting of approximately 1,650
cu. yds. of earth to be removed.
Plans and specifications may be seen and tender
forms obtained at the office of the undersigned. A
marked cheque made payable to the Township of Hay
for 10% of the amount of the bid MUST accompany
each tender. Lowest or any tender not necessarily ac-
cepted.
20-b
H. W. BROKENSHIRE,
Clerk -Treasurer, Township of
Hay, Zurich, Ont.
DENTAL SURGEON
L.D.S., D.D.S.
If she thinks she's better than Main Street Exeter
you, and she will, you might, just
might, get away with a few days
i of freezing silence, instead of a
I deep indentation in your skull,
Next., never turn your back on
i her, if you are "hailing wards", as
lAVlil A
. fje coo i
, irV
FOR DEPENDABLE HEAT
All Winter Long
Call
LORNE E. HAY
Locker Service—Roe Feeds
Phone 10 (Collect) Hensel)
Closed Wednesday Afternoon
Phone Exeter 36
DR. J. W. CORBETT
L.D.S., D.D.S.
DENTAL SURGEON
814 Main Street South
Phone 273 Exeter
Closed Wednesday Afternoons
HURON and ERIE
DEBENTURES
CANADA TRUST
CERTIFICATES
1 or 2 YEARS — 33A%
3, 4 and 5 YEARS — 4%
J. W. HABERER
Authorized Representative
Phone 161 «--- Zurek
INSURANCE
...vim-,.+•.•v�+vti
For Safety
EVERY FARMER NEEDS
Liability Insurance
For Information About All
Insurances—Call
BERT KLOPP
Phone 93r1 or 220 Zurich
Representing
CO-OPERATORS INSURANCE
ASSOCIATION
Ontario Automobile
Association
For Particulars See Your
Authorized Representative
Ted Mittelholtz
Phone 198 — Zurich
DOCTORS
G. A. WEBB, D.C.*
*Doctor of Chiropractic
438 MAI ' STREET. EXETER
X -Ray and Laboratory Facilities
Open Each Weekday Except
Wednesday
Tues. and Thurs. Evenings, '7-9
For Appointmet -- Phone 606
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
WESTLAKE
Funeral Home
AMBULANCE and PORTABLE
OXYGEN SERVICE
Phone 89J or 89W
ZURICH