Zurich Herald, 1957-05-23, Page 2Costly Kisses!
The big society wedding was
Over. The great congregation
was dispersing from the flower-
fllled church. The pink-cheeked,
lovely little twenty -three-year-
old bride was being driven
swiftly away with her young
husband, through the busy
American city, when they heard
the sudden, shrill whine of a
traffic cop's siren.
Puzzled, the bridegroom told
the chauffeur to pull over to the
curb and stop. Up roared the
cop on his motor -cycle.
"Have we committed a traffic
offence?" asked the groom.
"Of course not," replied the
cop, "but I just want to remind
you that I've been in front of
the church for two hours direct-
ing traffic for your wedding.
Now I want to claim the privi-
Iege of kissing the bride!"
Luckily, the groom had a keen
sense of humour, and he re-
plied: "A11 right, go ahead—if
my wife doesn't mind." No, the
bride didn't mind. Smilingly she
allowed the good-looking young
officer to give her a resounding
kiss on the lips. Then the cou-
ple's car sped on to the recep-
tion.
If a girl's attractive, it's ama-
zing what some men will do and
dare to win a kiss,
When two impressionable
bachelors heard that a lovely
young actress planned to auc-
tion a kiss for charity at a Lon-
don ball, each decided to buy
that kiss, however much it cost.
Bidding began at £50 and was
brisk until £2,000 was reached.
Then most of the men began to
drop out, but the bidding con-
tinued. By the time £8,000 had
been reached, only the two
bachelors remained.
They went on out -bidding
each other until the grand total
of £ 10,000 was attained. At this
point the actress stoped the fan-
tastic bidding and gave her
£10,000 kiss—a long, lingering
one—full on the delighted win-
ner's lips.
One spring day a Hungarian,
Jovan Petrograv, was sitting in
a park cafe near Zagreb when
he noticed an attractive redhead
sitting near him. She smiled at
him, but a moment later she
was joined by a man.
Jovan found himself longing
to kiss the girl, but the other
man's arrival seemed to make
that impossible. Suddenly, the
pair surprised him by coming
'across to him.
"I'm sorry to trouble you, but
"OUR QUEEN" — Seven-year-
old Christine Henderson, a
London, England, schoolgirl
prepares to hang her painting,
Our Queen", at London's
Guildhall Art Gallery. The
Queen Mother has seen the
youngster's work which was
Included in the gallery's 62nd
exhibit of children's paintings.
we need your help," said the
stranger. "You see, I'm•a mar-
ried man and this is not my
wife. My father-in-law has just
come into the cafe. Will you
please sit with this lady to save
me getting into trpuble?"
Jovan assented, feeling cer-
tain that the redhead would give
him a kiss or two if he helped
them, Soon the girl suggested a
stroll in the park.
There, on a bench, she ex-
pressed her heartfelt gratitude
to Jovan and threw her arms
round his neck, allowing him to
shower her with kisses. Five
minutes later the man came
back, thanked Jovan very much
for his good turn,•and vanished
with the girl.
Jovan returned to the cafe
and sat daydreaming about the
lovely girl for the next hour and
a half. Then, noticing it was get-
ting late, he put his hand into
his pocket to pull out his watch.
But it had gone—together with
his well-filled wallet and gold
fountain -pen. Those kisses he
had won in the park had proved
very costly!
When, during an invasion
scare, in 1794, recruiting to Scot-
tish regiments was goingslowly,
a beautiful woman friend of the
Prince Regent bet him that she
would be the first to recruit
1,000. men.
She, won her .bet in less than
a month. Her provocative rosy
lips persuaded more than 1,000
men who would not otherwise
have thought of enlisting to be-
come soldiers. Every man she
kissed and cuddled joined up
within twenty-four hours!
It's hard to believe that a kiss
could result in a war, but that
happened in 1703, when Ferdi-
nand of Bavaria, during a visit
to a near -by state saw a charm-
ing girl walking in the park
surrounding the palace of his
royal neighbour. Her beauty be-
witched him and an impulse to
steal a kiss proved irresistible.
What Ferdinand didnot know
was that the charmer was a
princess of the royal family and
was engaged to be married.
Worse still, her husband -to -be
had witnessed the incident.
There were hot words and blows
were exchanged. In the duel
that followed, both men were
wounded. Diplomatic relations
between the two kingdoms were
suspended and war broke out.
Some men will go to great
lengths to steal a kiss. In Ne-
braska a susceptible young man
whose attempts to woo a slim
brunette had been rebuffed,
walked ahead of her as she left
her office one evening and sud-
denly collapsed on to the pave-
ment and lay motionless.
Believing he had fainted, she
knelt beside him. Immediately
he "recovered" and putting his
arms round her drew her to him
and kissed her heartily half a
dozen times before she could
free herself. She never forgave
him.
One stolen kiss is not enough
To send a man to jail, said. :a
Canadian judge two years ago
after an attractive sixteen -year-
old girl had described how her
former boy friend had awakened
her with a kiss and then walked
out of her home which he had
entered at dead of night.
In summoning him for assault
she said she wouldn't have
minded being kissed by him
when she was going with him
two years earlier, but it was
"different now."
• The judge dismissed the case,
saying to the young man: "I
don't want to give you a crim-
inal record for stealing just one
little kiss."
"I hear you've bought a tele-
vision set to keep your children
at home. Has the idea worked?"
The neighbour considered the
matter for a moment.
"Well," was his eventual re-
ply, "they don't go out now until
all the channels close down for
the night."
FOR GAS -LESS DRIVERS—In Paris, French Inventor Ruiz Luciarte
demonstrates for a young boy the operation of his pedal-
propelled Quadricycle. He designed it for motorists hit by
Europe's gasoline shortage. The inventor claims exceptional
maneuverability for his 35 -pound, four-wheel cycle car which
features 18 speeds. Lutiarte introduced the Quadricycle at the
Concours Lepine, Paris' Annual Inventors' Fair.
PLAYTIME FOR THE PRINCE—Bat in .hand, Prince Charles (right) scampers over the Chelsea play-
ing field in London as he plays cricket with som e of his school churns. It was Charles' first day
back at school following the Easter vacation.
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" TABLE TALKS
w e1atzAndrews.
"Can she make a cherry pie,
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?" was a
question asked in an old popular
song, implying that the perfec-
tion of the pie snaking art was
greatly to be desired in Billy
Boy's and other boy's sweet-
hearts, and no doubt the same
is true today. So; girls, be sure
to read and heed this column!
There are 3 parts to making
cream pies—the crust, the filling
and the topping. Use your favor-
ite pastry recipe for almost any
of the pies you want to make—
but here I am going to give
you the recipe for a special
pastry that will give this lemola
pie a festive taste.
* * *
Cream Cheese Pastry
1% cups sifted flour
% teaspoon salt
1 package cream cheese,
(3 -ounce) _
4 cup butter
Combine flour and salt and
sift into a mixing bowl. Mix
cream cheese and butter to-
gether thoroughly. Blend cheese -
butter mixture into dry ingre-
dients until it forms a dough.
Shape mixture into flat, round
patty. Chill in refrigerator until
firm.
Roll about '/s inch thick on
lightly floured board or pastry
cloth. Fit into a 9 -inch pan and
trim one inch around edge of
pan. Fold under and flute edge.
Prick bottom and sides with
fork. Chill. Bake in 425° F. oven
until crisp and brown -12-15
minutes. Cool and fill with lemon
cream filling.
* * *
Lemon Cream Filling
1 cup sugar
% cup cornstarch
1/ teaspoon salt
2 cups milk, scalded
2 tablespoons butter
3 egg yolks, beaten
33 cup lemon juice
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1 egg white, beaten stiff
Mix sugar, cornstarch, and
salt in top of double boiler. Add
hot milk slowly, stirring con-
stantly. Add butter, blend. Cook
over boiling water until thick,
stirring constantly. Remove from
heat.
Stir a small amount of hot
mixture into beaten egg yolks.
Add to remaining hot mixture,
stirring vigorously. Blend in
lemon juice and peel. Return to
heat and cook 2 minutes. Re-
move from heat and fold in
stiffly beaten egg white. Cool
slightly and pour into baked
pastry shell.
Make meringue border around
edge of pie. Lightly brown me-
ringue in 400° F. oven, 5-7 min-
utes. Chill.
* * *
Meringue
3/4 teaspoon salt
3/ teaspoon lemon extract
2 egg whites
34 cup sugar
Add salt and lempn extract to
egg whites and beat until they
form soft peaks. Add sugar 1
teaspoon at a time; beat well
after each addition. Continue
beating until mixture forms stiff
peaks.
* * *
Instead of spreading the me-
ringue over the top of this
strawberry chiffon- pie, you fold
it into the filling. ` •
Strawberry Chiffon Pie
1 baked 9 -inch pie shell
2 (10 -ounce) packages frozen
strawberries (or equivalent
fresh)
1 envelope undlavored gelatin
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 egg yolks
3/2 cup sugar
V4 teaspoon salt
3 egg whites
6 tablespoons sugar (for mer-
ingue)
Whipped cream
Defrost berries and drain well.
Sprinkle gelatin over cup of
the strawberry juice combined
with the lemon juice; set aside.
Beat egg yolks slightly and mix
with remaining strawberry juice
plus the 1/2 cup sugar and the
salt, then cook in double boiler
until thick, stirring constantly.
Remove from hot water, add
softened gelatin and stir to dis-
solve. Stir in drained fruit.
Beat egg whites until fluffy,
add the 6 tablespoons sugar
gradually and beat to make stiff
meringue. Fold into fruit mix-
ture and pour into pie shell.
Refrigerate for several hours
until set. Just before serving,
wreathe with whipped cream.
* * *
Have you ever made a peach-
custard pie? When peach season
comes, try this—it is a Penn-
sylvania Dutch recipe.
Peach Custard Pie
1 unbaked 9 -inch pastry shell
6 large fresh peaches `
2 eggs, slightly beaten
B/ cup sugar
1 tablespoon cornstarch
Pinch salt
13/4 cups milk
Nutmeg or cinnamon (optional)
Peel and slice peaches and ar-
range in pie shell. Combine all
other ingredients except spice.
Pour :over peaches. Sprinkle with
spice. Bake 5 minutes at 450° F.
Reduc,:h heat to 350° 1?. and.bake
ab&it"4 '•'rilinites-longer.
Beachcombers
Make Clean-up
As the tide ebbed slowly out a
human skull gleamed white
against the dark mud -flats.
Once again the sea had delivered
up a secret of the past.
This time it is the skull of a
killer's victim—or it is believed
to be anyway that of car dealer
Stanley Setty whose dismember-
ed body was dumped from a
'plane on to the lonely Essex sea
marshes seven years ago.
Nearly always the sea is slow
to tell its secrets, but no one
can ever be sure that, given
time, it will not throw back to
land something thought to be
safely hidden in the depths.
In June 1949, a tightly sealed
red case was washed upon the
Devon coast, near Dawlish. Inside
was a lavishly decorated official
document giving a legal grant of
arms to Charles Pelham Larne,
of King's Norton, Worcester-
shire; it was dated June 6th,
1891!
A couple of years ago an as-
pirin bottle was washed up on
the western coast of Ireland con-
taining a proposal of marriage
to whoever found it. The sender,
a young American man, must
been very confident that a wo-
man — and an attractive one at
that — would be at the receiv-
ing end!
In fact, a Kerry girl fished it
from the sea. The story and her
picture was flashed back to the
United States and the news-
paper and television publicity
brought the American lad to
Ireland, hotfoot after the girl he
had wooed in this strange fash-
ion.
Said the girl: "He's very nice
—but I'll marry- an Irish boy,
thank you!"
In 1928 an Australian, Colonel
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'The doctor can't be too busy
We haven't heard any yelling."
Edward Bailey, started the In-
ternational • Bottle Club to' co-
ordinate the findings of the
hundreds of people throughout
the world -who throw bottles into
the oceans to check tides and
currents. The club has calculat-
ed the average speed of a float-
ing bottle is five m.p.h. and the
fastest eight m.p.h.
Some 400 years ago a small
bottle came drifting across the
Straits of Dover to the shores of
England. The fisherman who
found it naturally opened it .. .
and was nearly executed for his
pains
For it contined a red-hot poli-
tical secret of the day. At once
Good Queen Bess appointed an
Official Uncorker of Bottles—and
hanging was decreed as the
penalty for anyone who didn't
take their finds to this official.
The law of salvage has never
worried beachcombers, those
people who make a living by •
combing the world's seashores.
And a very fat living some do
make. A former Edinburgh com-
positor became a beachcomber
in South Africa — and left near-
ly $150,000 on his death.
Professional b e a c h c o in belts
carve up search areas among
themselves and go over the fore-
shore with a wide rake. Here
the best finds are nearly always
just two feet down, where a
solid layer meets the top fine
sand.
Once a beachcomber finds a
coin or a hairpin he knows he
has hit on a spot where someone
was sitting or playing.
If the previous day was hot.,
he may not bother very much,
for people will have • been in
brief swimsuits, bikinis perhaps,
and you don't carry many valu-
ables in those. But if it was cool.
holiday-makers will have worn
more clothes and had much more
to lose.
And the things people do leave
behind! Signed open cheques a
will bequeathing over $10,000,
love letters, complete bicycles,
false teeth. artificial legs and
glass eyes have all been found.
After a storm the bigger loot
comes rolling in. Barrels of beer,
timber, rubber, cases of fruit,
toys, copper, refrigerators, even
a grand piano have been salvag:
ed in one season off the south
coast of England.
JOY RIDE WAS "NO GO"
Strange things happen some-
times when women are let loose.
In Gaevie, Sweden, nineteen -
year -old Irene Karlson borrowed
a motor -cycle to go for a joy
ride. One thing ner boy friend
had forgotten to teach her: how
to stop the machine. She rode
fifty miles until it ran out of
petrol, then returned home by
train.
Ideas Have Legs
There is poetic—and historic—
justice in the news that a bus•
boycott in the Union of South
Africa has ended with a moral
victory for 50,000 Africans. Since -
last January, the Africans had
refused to board the buses on a
10 -mile ride from Alexandria to•
Johannesburg in protest against
a fare increase. Under the com-
promise settlement, the fare will.
remain 5 pence (6 cents), but
the Johannesburg Chamber of
Commerce will sell natives a 4 -
pence coupon wirth 5 pence on
the buses. The miracle is that
despite 14,000 arrests, the white
supremacy government could not
crush the spirit of the strikers
and force them toride the bus.
The boycott technique will re-
main to haunt the South African.
Government.
The Africans, of course, adopt-
ed their strategy from the suc-
cessful bus boycott staged by
American Negroes in Montgom-
ery, Ala. That is where the his-
toric justice comes in. The lead-
er of the Montgomery movement
was the Rev. Martin Luther
King, who drew his inspiration.
from Mahatma Gandhi's philos-
ophy of passive resistance. And
where did the Indian leader for-
mulate his theory? In South
Africa, where he began law
practice as a young man in 1893
and remained for two decades.
Gandhi, in turn, absorbed his
philosophy partly from Tolstoy
and Henry Thoreau, whose tract
on Civil Disobedience has been
a veritable handbook for all who
seek justification for passive re-
sistance. Thus, in circular fash-
ion, the ideas of an eccentric
Yankee individualist and a saint-
ly Russian count have spun
'round the world and have pro-
vided the oppressed with an hon-
orable philosophy of resistance.
At a time when it is sometimes
fashionable to scoff at the power
of ideas to bringout the best
in men, it would be well to pon-
der the lesson of the contagious
bus boycott.—Washington Post.
Fashion Note
MY FAIR LADY—You're ,never too old to look pretty bei,,.'.'es
107 -year-old Mrs. Charlotte Bonner who gets a hairdo from
hairdresser Nora Breheny on her birthday: