Zurich Herald, 1935-08-22, Page 7Happy indeed is the woman who
lies as many changes of clothes a3
She has of mird.
Young Woman—If you don't leave
the house immediately, I'll call the
whole police department to come
and put you outl
Ardent Youth—Ary dear girl, it
would take the whole fire department
to put me out.
SOIL EROSION
Hordes of gullies now remind us we
ahould build our lands to stay,
And, - departing, leave behind us
fields that will not float away.
Then when sons assume the mort-
gage on the land that's had our
toil,
They'll not have to ask the question:
"Here's the farm, but where's the
soil?
Gertie—I think its a shame to
send those nice sailors to China.
What will they do there?
Peggy—Good Heavens, Gert! Ain't
you ever been out with a sailor?
The honeymoon is over, gentlemen,
when your wives start complaining
about the noise you make getting
breakfast.
Helen—You say they arrested that
dancer for no cause at all?
Ferdy—No; for no gauze at all.
Some woman can remember their
husband's first kiss, while others
can't' remember their first husbands.
The workman was engaged in ex-
eavating operations. The curious
ttrangcr was looking on:
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To Ban "Donatesltic" Revolver
Should Be Next Safety Step
(From the Calgary Herald)
The coroner's inquiry into the re-
cent tragedy at Shaughnessy when
a young lad was shot and killed by
a playmate resulted in, a recommend-
ation that the dangerous practice of
boys playing with toy guns and fire-
arms should be discouraged in every
way possible.
The many accidents and even fa-
talities which result from this cause
lend emphasis to the warning. The
incident at Shaughnessy, moreover,
should lead adults who possess fire-
arms of any kind to keep them be-
yond the reach of children.
When compulsory registration of
firearms was decreed by an amend-
ment last year to the Criminal Code,
there was a surprising revelation as
to the number of death -dealing
weapons to be found in this and
other centres. In many cases re-
sentm.ent was expressed over the
necessity of having to expose own-
ership.
The usual excuse for keeping le-
thal weapons in the home is the
need of protection. But the many
tragedies that occur due to the
handiness of a gun in a home, either
as the result of its being purloined
by children to play with, or aecasion-
ally being a conveniently bandy
means of defence in the possession
of nervous persons, indicate that
there is more menace, than security
in the possession of deadly weapons.
Dr. George P. LeBrun of Neve
York, for thirty-five years in the
office of the chief medical examine,*.;
of that city, said recently that he
has come into contact with thous-
ands of eases of shootings, homi-
cides, suicides and accidents, and
many of these were caused just be-
cause a pistol was at hand. Time
and again, he said, he has pointed,
out that a revolver in a home, es
pecialiy where there are children,
is a real danger.
The registration of "domestic"
firearms should be only a first
step toward a really intelligent anti -
weapon law. There should be total
prohibition of the possession of
death -dealing weapons, except those
used for sporting purposes, for all
outside the classes who maintain law
and order.
Stranger—What are you digging
for?
Workman (looking up)—Money.
Stranger (surprised)—And when
do you expect to strike it?
Workman (as he resumed his toil)
—Satrrday,
The perfect example of will power,
is the ability to 'eat one salted pea-
nut.
Bride—Oh, Jack darling, it is al]
just like a dream, is it not?
Groom (who has been hit with an
old shoe. got rice down his neck, and
forgotten the railroad ticket)—It's
so long since I have dreamed of any-
thing but you that I cannot really
say.
ADVICE TO YOUTHFUL LOVERS:
HIe who courts and does not wed
May have to go to court instead.
She—I showed the doctor the place
where my garters had been pinching.
He—And what did he give you?
She—Orchids.
When you speak to other people
for their good, it is influence. When
other people speak to you for your
own good, it is interference.
Youth—At the beach last summer
I flirted with a girl and she called
an officer.
Friend—Lucky deg! I also flirted
with one last summer and she called
a'preacher.
It's funny how some fellows can
always be wrong and never know it.
Wife—No, Henry, I don't think a
manicurist should marry a dentist.
Men—And why not?
Wife—••If they fought, it would be
tooth and nail,
A bridegroom of June, 1935, al-
ready informs us that he calls his
wife "Angel" because she is no
earthly good.
The Rocking Chair
J. J. Montague in N.Y. Herald
Tribune.
(On learning that, as a piece of
furniture, it is soon to be discontin-
ued)
The rocking -chair, the rocking -chair,
That graced the old-time "setting
room";
In. dreams I still can .see it there
Half hidden in the misty gloom,
It was my greatest joy and pride
As it reposed beside the veli,
But it was rarely occupied
Except ''ben people came to call.
And then we fancied it outshone
The trappings of a regal throne.
The rocking -chair, the rocking -chair,
We children gazed on it by stealth;
Its covering of coal -black hair
To us betokened boundless wealth.
Behind it hung, beneath a frame
Where all the vicinage might view,
The portrait of some stately dame,
Though who she was we never
knew,
But she possessed a kindly grace
That seemed to lighten up the
place.
I'm fond of England, France and
Spain,
But while I wander here and there
One mental picture I retain,
And that is that old rocking -chair.
I hear it in the running streams
That murmur, tireless., through
the day,
And often in my waking dreams
It games to me from far away,
That song, though quite devoid of
art,
Will live forever in my heart.
Ten dollars was voted by the
Wynyard, Sask., lodge, 1.0.0,] ., for
equipping the new hut headquarters
of the lst'Wynyard Scout Troop with
windows. A growing interest is being
shown in local Scout units by lodges
of many orders in practically ail
parts of the Dominion.
VERY IAY MIK
A WEEKLY TONIC
by Dr. M. M. Lappin
ArMaiWita.4.1.a•,11...®..,.sal.
THERE IS EITHER A WAY
OUT +-•-• OR UP
We live in a strange world. And
there are two ways of going through
it. You can either walk bravely
through it on your own feet, or, de-
pending. upon someone else, you can
hobble through It on a crutch.
A young man of twenty, in good
•Health and fine physical condition,
)eft High School two years ago and
has done nothing since. He writes
tm
to me—"I don't know what I ago-
ing to. d0 with my life. There's no
'chances for a young fellow like me',
today."
Well, a letter like that almost
irlakes me smile. If some older folk
had taken that attitude at twenty, 1
;wonder what would have become of
.them. Where would they be today?
ij<rankly, the fellow who talks about
'being given a chance" strikes me
one looking for a crutch with',
to Bobble through life.
Now I recognise that times have
been hard and that this is a queer
world. The economic situation is
Mill a little strained, and jobs are
aps, scarce. Moreover, it is true
that, to a great extent, machihery'.
seems to have replaced manpower,
and that does create a modern di-
fficulty. But ---and this is what I
try to impress upon all young folks
who come to consult me, Initiative,
Ferseverence, Independence, Ingenu-
ity, Self-reliance, and Courage to
dare and to do are not exactly out-
worn virtues in the world. Wherever
they are brought into play they have
their own reward.
To this young man, and to others
like him, 1 want to say—Don't wait
for a chance. Go out and make a
chance for yourself.
Some folks might want to tell me
that I don't know what I am talking
about when I say that. Well, at all
events, I have the -backing of his-
tory. Men have been successful in the
past even when hard times had
struck the world, but such men were
seldom given a chance. They simply
trained themselves to recognise op-
portunity, and whenever opportunity
came their way they seized it and
made full use of it.
Success never comes by chance.
A man just doesn't jump to success
all at one bound. Success is only at-
tained by initiative, perseverance,
push, and hard work.
"The heights by great men reach-
ed and kept
.Were not attained by 'sudclen
.flight; _
But they, while their ceinpanions
slept,
Were toiling upward in the night."
You can follow their -example by
doing exactly as they did. Keep
yonrself fit .Train yourself to recog-
nize opportunity, and by persistent
effort, work and study, prepare your-
self for making the best of oppor-
tunity when it presents itself. Do
not relax your effort. Don't think any
job beneath you or any task too
menial so long as it provides an hon-
est living. Obey the Scriptural in-
junction and -- "Whatsoever thy
hand findeth to do, do it with thy
Ok
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In the hearts of mankind the horse still reigns
supreme. Probably nowhere on the continent can
bo found such an outstanding array of thorough-
breds and standard breds...glittering "Cavalcade"
of famous riders of the ages ...hunters, jumpers
and military mounts... every class and breed, from
Shetland to Shire, parading in all the glory of
sleek grooming and smart trappings. General
admission 25r. Reserved seats 50e (tax extra), on
tale at special ticket office, 65 Yongc St r,X L. 2??0
and at Moodey's, 90 Xing St. West, EL. 1658.
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might". You are in this world for
some definite purpose. And there is
a job for you to do somewhere. Your
business is to find that job and then
do it as well as you can.
I'or young folk such as this young
man there is always a way out. Re-
member —
Satan finds ..some mischief still •
For idle hands to do", and
look out for the little odd jobs that
will keep you busy. Go in for some
definite study. Keep the mind oc-
cupied. And then, when the opening
presents itself, go through it with
the assurance that you have not only
found the way out, but also the way
up—and climb, for "there is al-
ways room at the top." — Note: The
writer of this column Is a trained
psychologist and an author of several
works. He is willing .to deal with
your problems and give you the bene-
fit of his wide experience. Questions
regarding problems of EVERYDAY
LIVING should be addressed to:—
Dr. M. M. Lappin, Room 421, 73 Ad-
elaide St. W, Toronto, Ontario. En-
close- a 3 cent stamped, addresstta
envelope for reply.
Would Keep
Id
arne
Sault Daily Star.
Naturally Sir James MacBricn's
proposal to find a new name for Can-
ada's Royal Canadian Mounted Po-
lice is not meeting with much fav-
ol'.
What matters it if in this mechan-
ical age "out of our force of 2,900
men we have only 300 mounted men
now"? The fact is that the name
"Mounted" is redolent with history
and is famous throughout the world.
The Ottawa Journal puts it thus:
That might suit the "prac-
tical" and "efficient" ideas et
certain people; it would be re-
pugnant to the ideas of the
Canadian people. There is some-
thing of memory and challenge
and inspiration; and The Jour-
nal's advice to the proper
authorities, offered in every good
faith, is that the name "Royal
Canadian Mounted Police" be let
strictly alone.
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