Zurich Herald, 1935-01-24, Page 8Voice of the Press
Canada, The Empire and The World at Large
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CANADA
HE HAS PAID HIS 'BILLS.
It was the old miller of the Dee
who spoke those famous wads, "I
owe no penuy I cannot pay, J. thank
the -River Dee, which turns the
wheels to grincj the oern, to feed my
babes and nae." Approaching another
Year we feel quite the same about it
Kt, the miller of the Dee. We have
been able to meet all our bills and
to protect our credit, and for all
this we are grateful to you and you
and you. We would like you to
know that we are appreciative and
we hope we can return the compli-
ment to you and yours when the op-
portunity arises,—Trenton Courier -
Advocate.
A GERMAN BULLET.
A Canadian officer carried a Ger-
man bullet in his pocket for two
years. It bad been fired at him by
an enemy sniper when he put his
head over the parapet on his first
tour in the trenches. The sniper
xnissed by an inch or two, the bullet
plowing through the sand bags and
falling into the trench.
The officer picked it up while it
was still hot and venerated it as
his lucky charm. He was never
without it for the next two years.
Then he lost it; lost it just before
the opening of the battle of Amiens
in 1918. He "kissed himself good-
bye."
That nothing happened to him. He
went through all the big battles off
1918 in which the Canadians were
engaged, and he is still alive. He
is living quietly in Edmonton and
sometimes wonders why he ever felt
as he did about that German bullet.
—Edmonton Journal.
SOMETHING NEW
The address Mr. Bennett deliver-
ed to a nation-wide audience on Wed-
nesday night was something new in
political discussion. A vast improve-
ment. Electio-neering speeches in
this country—and we assume Mr.
Bennett's talk to be that—have not
always been on a high plane. More
often than not they have taken the
form of self -glorification, of exagger-
ated claims and hyperbole, coupled
with vituperation against opponents
and counter policies. Of all such
things, of the fustian which is put
forward as an argument of the old
pitiful cliches and catchwords, the
Prima:Minister's address was splen-
didly free. He did not attempt to
tell that, owing to his genius and
omnipoteace, tbe country's problems
had all been solved, and that, there-
. Torea we should return him to office
aa asaamere matter of commonasease-
4,,a,...adaaalaaraneea giatacutrerOttalle contrary,
IVIr..B.elanett confessed that, despite
his best efforts, things were still bad;
that they would continue to be bad;
that new efforts would be necessary
to cops with them. It was a new
note, and refreshing. A uote more
honest, more stimulating and con.
vincing.—Ottawa journal.
THE WAY TO PEACE
The people of the world know
now, having been pretty well taught
by the events of the past few years
and especially by the lessons of 1934,
that there are only two choices be-
fore them: the keeping of peace by
collective action or the acceptance
of the old idea of war as the ultim-
ate and inevitable expression of pol-
icy. There is an undeniable move-
ment everywhere towards a return
to the ideals of the League. Of this
there are many signs.—Winnipeg
Free Press.
DIONNE QUINTS
In addition to a set of official
guardians, the Dionne quintuplets
have now a "board of management"
to govern their interests. While
they are infants, the fatuous five
will probably not bo much interested
in who safeguards their welfare, so
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long as the feeding bottle comes al-
ong on time. But along about 1945
We can imagine the beginnings of
revolt. We can best illustrate what
we mean by paraphrasing a popular
rhyme:
Mother may I go in to swim?
No, my darling daughter,
Consult the board .of management,
And don't go near the water,
—Ottawa Citizen,
THE MOVIES
The Ontario Council of Women re-
cently suggested to the government
establishing theatres in all cities of
10,000 or more for the showing of
children's moving pictures, The gov-
ernment is hardly likely to act upon
the suggestion, but it is an idea. As
has been often argued, one reason for
exasperation among the movie -going
public is that present-day picture
shows are intended for adults and
minors alike. Adults have to sit
through pictures censored for 13 -year-
old consumption, and the juveniles
have to sit through pictures intended
for adults.—Winnipeg Tribune.
STREAMLINING 70 YEARS OLD
And now it turns out that this
streamlining of which we hear so
much about in this speed -mad era is
almost 70 years old. It has been. dis-
covered that Rev. Samuel R. Cal-
throp, a clergyman of Roxbury,
Mass., Med designs in the patent oa
fice at Boston 69 years ago, and
these, still on file, bear a remarkable
resemblance to the new "Zephyr,"
Now, after nearly 70 years, Dr.
Calthrop's dream has been translat-
ed into fact; proof that there is very
little new under the sum—St. Thomas
Times -Journal.
"THEY" ARE ANSWERED
In the Stratford Beacon -Herald a
woman signs her name and address
to a letter which reads as follows:
"I would very much like space in
your paper to ask neighbors of mine
to please stop scandal about one of
my boys, age ten, and also of ray
husband who is said to lash the boys
with a horse whip. This is absolute-
ly untrue and so is the story which
is being told about a church basket
which was never sent. Those who
are interested will know well enough
what I mean."
One can imagine the story behind
such a letter, the painful circum-
stances that induced a woman to sub-
mit herself to unpleasant publicity
for the sake once for all of bringing
goasip out into the open. Not all
victims of what "they say" have the
courage of this woman. More often
they suffer in silent bitterness but
thew. stuff Or, 1101".e;
Charity ought to go deeper than
Christmas baskets. It should cover
words as well as deeds. Simple kind-
ness Is one of the greatest of the
virtues, and if we are kind we do
not peddle gossip a.bout our neigh-
bors or speak harshly of them even
if we dislike or distrust them,—Ot-
tawa Journal.
MOSTLY GOOD.
But in a world that is concerned,
of necessity, with want, suffering,
threats of war, depravity, murder
and banditry, it is comforting to re-
call that, after all, "People — most
people—are good."—Hamilton Her-
ald.
INFLUENCE OF SLIPPERS
These Chinese were a wise people.
They put themselves into slippers
and slowed down the tempo of their
world, for who can be hasty in act
and speech when he is in slippers?
To Tun then is hard, and comfort is
an enemy of anger. But the Chinese
have become westernized now and
the slipper is going with their teach-
ing of ethics. The smart oxford and
technical education are replacing
them, and we hope -we ha the west
will not live to regret it.—Hamilton
Spectator.
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CUPID AND TEACHERS
It may Interest rural lady teachers
to know that chances of marriage art'
greatly in their favor. It is estimat.
ed that a young lady teaches less.
than six years before being stung bY
Cupid's dart. The supposition is that
the bright young farmer is looking
for an intellectual wife. But in the
city there are so many teachers and
so few marrying men who want in,
tellectuals as life companions, that
the matrimonial opportunities of the
school ma'ams are correspondingly
lessened,—Petrola Advertiser -Topic. •
PROGRESS OR HABIT? •
Visitor—"Your son is making good
progress with his violin. He is be-
ginning to play quite nice tunes."
Host—"Do you really think so?
We were afraid that we'd merely got
used to it."—Border Cities Star.
MARRIED THE PRETTIEST
GIRL
Women students in a Kentucky
University expressed preference for
husbands who are big and broad
shouldered, and darkahaired fellows
were preferred to blondes: That's
funny, for we remember back home
that a fellow who was short, out
of line at the knees and with a nose
like a dome fastener—well he up and
married the prettiest girl on the con-
cession.—Stratford Beaconqlerald,
THE EMPIRE
Am FORCE NgEas
-
Today we need at least 20,000 aero-
planes, Built in series these would
not cost more than £2,500 each, or
a total outlay of &50,000,000. Last
year we were fourth in air strength.
Today we are eighth. Last year we
had 420 first-line machines. Today
we still have considerably fewer
than 500, while Germany alone can
produce 1,000 a week. Last year we
were 011 the "edge of -the risk." To-
day we are over the edge.—London
Daily Mail.
IN BELFAST, TOO.
There will be a good deal of sym-
pathy with a complaint made at the
City Council yesterday by Council-
lor Clarke Scott as to the confus-
ion caused by the similarity of the
names of new streets in Belfast. Fa--
shions change even in street tallies,
as a comparison of a present-day di-
rectory with one of, say, fifty years
ago will show. The- old directories
abound In alleys, tourts, places, lanes
and entries in the street nomencla-
ture. Today we have in their place
parks, drives, parades, crescents,
gardens and avenue. The tendency
of the moment is to group streets
with the same prefix, calling one a
park, another a crescent, another a
drive, and so on. In actual practice
this is causing considerable inconve-
nience and misdirection. of letters,
as any postman who has these col-
onies on his rounds can testify.
ALERT CHINESE
MANUFACTURERS .
Merchants and traders in the East
have long since recalled that the
Chinese manufacturer is turning out
a class of goods that stands compa-
rison with some of those turned out
by European firms, but it was not
till a few years ago that there was
such a big demand for some of the
leading Chinese manufactures. Rub-
ber shoes turned out by a local fac-
tory are now being exported to Eur-
ope and America, and it would be 310
exaggeration to say that these shoes
are in every way up to the standard
of "Western Shoes." This company
has its head office in the Colony, and
it is run on the lines of a modern
and up-to-date factory, everything
being carried out with clockwork
precision. Cotton and silk socks, rat-
tan ware and dry batteries also form
a large part tif the export trade, and
as the manufacturers depend largely
on exports for pushing their trade;
they struck upon the happy idea of
a trade exhibition, and no sooner
was the first one over than plans far
the second, and a more elaborate
one, were prepared and discussed.—
Hong Kong Press.
Won't Predict
1935 Weather
METEOROLOGICAL BUREAU
SAYS 24 HOURS IS
ENOUGH
Toronto. — Weather during 1935
may be hot, cold or indifferent but
the chief weatherman—the meteor-
ological bureau here --will make no
predictions.
What the future holds in the way
of weather is as much a mystery to
the bureau as to the average citizen,
John Patterson, director of the bur-
eau stated. Aocurate forecases can
be made 24 hours in advance, he
said, but 48-hour prognostications
cannot always be relied upon.
The forecasts of old-timers, who
delight in calling the weather of the
various seasons, basing their predic-
tions on the thickness of bark on
trees, thickness of hair on animals,
and other of nature's protections for
the periods, are viewed with inter-
est by the scientific branch. But the
bureau, who tells the change in wea-
ther throughout Canada, make no
attempt to deny or confirm the pre-
dictions.
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Toronto Humane
Soc, Busy Year
RESPONDS TO 20,346 CALLS, RE-
PORT REVEALS
'Toronto.—Some idea of the vast
amount of work accomplished by the
Toronto Humane Society during the
past year is instanced by the au-
aual report which details the many
duties of the inspectors. In all 20,-
346 calls were responded to, ofwhich
6,248 were of an emergency nature.
Horses: Examined 4,877; humane-
ly destroyed, 93; sent to hospital or
stable, 176; and brought to Shelter,
78.
Dogs: Brought to shelter, 9,789;
diseased and injured, destroyed, 6,-
073; placed in homes, 763; claimed
by owners, 1,002; sent to veterinary
hospital, 53, and observation cases
for city, 248.
Cats: Brought to shelter, 18,153;
humanely destroyed, 17,171, and
placed in homes, 449.
Cattle, sheep and swine examin-
ed, 35,510; performing animals and
birds examined, 185; other animals
and birds examined, 2,850, and poul-
try examined, 37,504.
Sumnionses issued, 79; number of
tonviotions, 62; complaints investi-
gated, 2,659, and warnings issued, 1,-
789.
Canada's Progress
Praised By Paper
London. — The Financial Times
recently devoted a column and a half
to the annual meeting and statement
of the Bank of Montreal and in an
editorial drew attention to -the Do-
minion's progress, which, it pointed
out, is being achieved without any
resort to experimental panaceas
either industrial or economic.
Lower Wheat Yield
Forecast For 1935
Washington. — A winter wheat
yield of 475,000,000 bushels in 1935
—157,061,000 below the crop in
normal years—was forecast by the
United States Department of Agri-
culture.
The comparatively low produc-
tion was predicted despite an in-
creased area of 44,306,000 acres
planted to winter wheat this year.
Lighter planting of spring wheat
was also forecast by the Crop Re-
porting Board, due to "a tendency
to expand winter wheat acreage" in
the area in which both winter and
spring wheat are planted.
Condition of the crop on Dec. 1
was estimated at 77.8 per cent. of
normal compared with 74.3 per cent.
on the same date last year, and the
10 -year average of 82.4 per cent.
Drought which scourged the wheat
area this year, was held responsible
for the poor showing of the crop.
Because of the outlook the beard
predicted that abandonment of acre-
age already seeded will be about 18
per cent, This is not as high as the
1934 abandonment of 21.3 per cent.,
but is considerably above the 10 -
year average of 12.2 per dent.
The acreage planted this fall
slightly exceeds that expected by
the Farm Administration under its
10 per cent. reduction program for
1935, George A. Rumen, chief of
the wheat section, said. Expecta-
tions were that the acreage would
be held to 43,000,000 acres by the
signers of voluntary contracts.
However, Farrell explained, be-
cause of the heavy abandonment
and low yields in prospect, the Ad-
ministration's hopes will probably
be fulfilled.
Wanted: A Clergyman
London Times Advertisement,
Patron of vacant living in East
Tnglia invites recommendations.
Net value about .530 large rectory
and grounds. Primary qualification,
capacity to be guid:2, philosopher,
and friend to agricultural people,
for which in this case gentle birth
essential. Open mind towards
Bishop Barnes, birth control, and
psychic research secondary but
helpful.
Criticisms of The
Victoria Centenary
-atit
Pioneer Descendants Not Suf-
ficiently Honored
The aftermath of centenary cele,
brations in Australia brings out
some criticism on the ,part of those
who thought pioneer descendant+
not sufficiently honored. The wo.
man's editor of the Melbourne Argus
replies: "t
"To try to discover the descend-
ants of the pioneers in order to hon-
or them would have been a colossal
task, for there are many of them,
and their claims would have to be
examined. •
"An effort might have been, made,
I think, to gather together on this
occasion the sons and daughters of
people who arrived in the first guar
-
ter of a century of our history, for
there would not be moly„ of them.
But the idea does sewn to have oc-
cured to anyone, although the re-
cords are probably available in the
sheets of remembrance sent in to
the Women's Centenary Council,
"It is difficult to think what more
could have been done in the way of
entertainments to make this centen-
ary occasion one for rejoicing and
pleasure. I should have liked more
music in the streets on the opening
claY; I should even have been glad
to hear people singing; and I should
have liked to see the crowds on foot
managed a little better to avoid con-
gestion at special points, for it is a
nerve-racking business to be caught
in a dense crowd. The people did
not seem fight -hearted."
Veteran School Teacher
Dies In Manitoba
Margaret Sydney Christie, veteran
school teacher of Manitoba and
Winnipeg, died here at the age of
61 years following a lengthy illness.
Miss Christie had a long school
record throughout the province. She
came before the turn of the century
and attended the Winnipeg Normal
school under Prindipal Dr. W. A.
McIntyre. Her first teaching posi-
tions were held at Carman, Oak Lake
and Mountain Side school, near De-
loraine. In April, 1906, Miss Chris-
tie joined the Winnipeg public school
teaching staff and continued in her
position actively until June, 1926,
when she retired with a long service
allowance.
Air Weather Post
Planned In Britain
London — A "N"h.tional Aviation
Meteorological Station" with pro-
grams to consist only of weather
reports, weather. forecasts 04-t .4Teir
ings for airmen, is to be erected
the Marconi Company .on behalf of
the Air IVIinstry at Cranwell, Lin-
colnshire.
This new station, operate 4 '''`‘Iltd
Air Ministry, will transmit meteoro-
logical bulletins at regular intervals
throughout the ,dr for the infor-
mation of aircraft. and airdromes. It
will have several times the power of
the -present Heston station which
transmits aviation weather reports.
Aviation To Play
'Big Part In B.W.I.
Port of Spain, Trindad—A fore-
cast that aviation is destined a play
a great part in bringing the West
Indian islands into closer contact
with each other was made recently
by Colonial Secretary Sir Selwyn
Grier as he returned home after a
4,500 mile aerial holiday jaunt.
Sir Selwyn declared that he an
Lady Grier were "definitely air -
minded" as the result of their trip—
the first since he arrived here to be-
come the island's Colonial Secretary.
With Lady Grier, Sir Selwyn
visited Janaica, the Bahamas
Miami and other points.
Passengers to tile number of 33,
100 were carried on British commer
dal aircraft last year.
Weekly Serial — Part 3
Based on the Novel by
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Xn the Spring, .Mrs. Micawber's relatives pay
their debts .and release them from priven. But
they are leaving for Plymouth to live with Mrs.
Micawber's family. David is heartbroken until
Mr. Micawber suggests that he go to Ms "can-
tankerous'',A,unt Betsey Trotwood ii Dover.,The
Mleawbers' conch' leaves amid loud farewells and
Pavid starts his 3otittey.
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At the very outset, he is robbed of his money
and luggage box by a street loafer. He continues
along, the road to Dover on foot and encounters
many dangers, I -le is nearly drowned in a violent
thunderstorm, and then a Tinker Tramper beats
him, stealing Iiis one remaining morsel of food.
But finally, he. spies the Dover cliira.
Aunt Betsey welcomes hint with open motherly
arms and her lodger, the jolly Mr. Diek, becomes
his friend and playmate. But one day Aunt Betsey
receives a letter saying the Murdstones are corn-
ing to take David. away. Aunt Betsey sees them
riding their donkeys over her precious, well -kept
green and she runs out to drive them away.
A little later Aunt Betsey opens her door to them
as if nothing had happened, The Murdstones de-
clare David to be the worst boy in tlog. world arid
say they will have no mercy on hhn. Aunt Betsey,
orders them from the house. David is safe from'
the Murdstones — but another adventure awaits
him, to sure to watch nest week's installment of
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