Zurich Herald, 1934-08-15, Page 61 Voice of the Press
Canada, the Empire and Elle World at Large
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CANADA
• MOTOR CAR NO. t
When you see a motor car bearing
License Number 1, you will know it
is Premier Hepburn's. He inay be in
it or he niay not, but it is his car
that has the low tag. Down in St.
Thomas the ear steered up a lot of
interest.
It did not take as long as that,
however, for the new Ontario Pre-
mier to discover the magic of Num-
ber 1. His second full day in office
was July 12, when the Orangemen
staged their big parade in Toronto.
Premier Hepburn had arranged to
meet some colleagues and he stepped
in his car to drive to the appoint-
ment. Forgetting all about the par-
ade he suddenly discovered he was
jammed right into the traffic. There
he was stuck fast and could not get
out. Few persons recognized him.
Finally a policeman saw the magic
number, saluted sharply, and then
started to make way for the Pre-
mier. Even then it was only with
'some difficulty that he was able to
get out of the jam and on his way.—
W. L. Clark, in Border Cities Star,
FIRST STEAMSHIPS.
The current issue of the Saturday
Evening Post contains a picture of
"The American steamer Savannah,
the first ocean steamship." The fact
about the Savannah is, however, that
she carried steam only as an auxil-
iary, and on her famous voyage across
the Atlantic in 1819 she steamed only
a small part of the way, depending
mainly upon her sails,
The Canadian -built Royal William
was apparently the first steamer to
cross the Atlantic between North Am-
erica and Europe steaming all the
way, the sails in this case being aux-
iliary to the steam equipment.
But Holland seems to have a good
claim to "the first ocean steam-
ship,?' for while the Royal William
crossed the North Atlantic in 1833,
the Dutch steamer Curacoa crossed
from the Netherlands to South Am-
erica and return in 1927-28-29, ap-
parently under steam all the way. —
Toronto Star,
THiS WORD "RUSH"
- One hardly picks up a newspaper
without coming across an accident re-
ported in it where the victim is
"rushed" to the hospital, It is re-
spectfully suggested that the word
is ill -chosen, overworked and wrong,
The idea conveyed is that precipi-
tate baste has been used out of all
care for the best interests of the
patient, A man badly injured or
suffering from a ruptured appendix
is hardly in a fit state to be rushed
anywhere. The main idea surely is
to take him to the hospital with such
speed as his critical state will per_
It is presumed, too, that after an
accident, or the discovery of a con-
dition that requires prompt surgical
attention, there will be no facetious
delays, even to the ambulance driver
sitting down on the running board
and eating his Iunch.
So, if instead of all these reporters
and even country oorrespondents
rushing to use this word "rush," they
take a tip and employ the mere apt
"convey" they will be conforming to
a 'more appropriate reporting of the
actual circumstances. —Kamloops
Sentinel.
UNCERTAINTIES AHEAD.
In brief the business outlook at
the present time as far as this coun-
try itself is concerned, is undoubt-
Have You Heard This One?
A f.'iwh story that's different is
We one related by Dr, Q. M.
Stc,phen-Hassard of San Diego.
Tiring of waiting for nibble, iso
donned goggles and dove after
them with lance, coming up with
these' in :Co* minutes.
edly better than at any time in the
past four years.
But if the gains thus made are to
be beld and even exceeded in the
next five months, it is obvious that
uncertainties as to the situation In
Europe and the United States, if not
definitely removed, must at least show
evidence of a change for the better.
At the moment these external fac-
tors are causing .much concern in
informed business and financial Mr -
ales and must be reckoned with in
any appraisal of the Canadian busi-
ness outlook.—Financial Post,
IMPRESSIVE TOTAL,
Small investors in the United
Kingdom have something like $12,-
450,000,000 tucked away in Post Office
Savings Bank, Trustee Savings banks
and in national savings certificates.
In England these small investors are
never spoken of collectively as the
"big interest."—St. Catharines Stan_
dard.
AND GLOVES ON.
Women are queer critters — we see
them out walking these days with
shorts, bare legs—we mean limbs-
and gloves on. In the name of all
that is reasonable, why the gloves?
—Wiarton Echo.
OLD MASTER FETISH.
Over the rdaio recently a violinist
who owns a $30,000 Guarnerius vio-
lin played a melody upon it, then
repeated the melody with an ordinary
violin or "fiddle" costing about $100.
Then he asked the radio listeners to
write in and say which was the 830,-
000
30;000 instrument and which the $100.
Eleven per cent. did not notice any
difference, 54 per cent. guessed the
$100 violin. was the $30,000 one, and
35 per cent. gave bhe right answer.—
St, Thomas Times -Journal.
BAD MANNERS,
The decline of manners has be-
come clearly marked during the past
few years and is by no means con-
fined to the one sex. Ordinary polite-
ness and civility have departed from
the masses and their excuse is, ap-
parently, something to be forgotten
rather than promoted. It is now re-
garded in many quarters as the
smart thing to be impolite and rude,
and the influence of the home and
the school, which. has fallen down
in so many other things, is equally
neglibible in this regard. --Brockville
Recorder.
CONTRIBUTING TO SAFE HIGH-
WAYS.
A man was asked by Constable
Howell to test the brake of leis mo-
torcycle. He said he did not know
where it was. It was pointed out
to him and he said: 'I did not know
that was a brake.''—London Star.
"POPULAR"
The Ottawa Journal is the most
popular paper in Canada with the
press. According to figures compiled
by the Dominion Press Clipping Bur-
eau during the first three months of
the current year the quotations from
The Journal by Canadian papers
numbered 1,827. The Toronto Globe
came next with 1,753 quotations to
its credit. The Stratford Beacon -Her-
ald, by far the brightest of all the
provincial dailies, had 1,071 quota-
tions to its credit.—Allistoh Herald,
HELPING JOHN BULL.
Again this year the death -duty col-
lections will make easier John Bull's
task of surplus -building. The estate
of the late Viscount Tredegar will
contribute nearly $6,000,000.
THE BIGGEST THIEF KNOWN.
The St. Thomas Times -Journal is of
the view that the Humane Society
should look into the reported method
of killing starlings in this district. It
is a moot point, but the starling does
not observe any rules in his relations
with other members of the feathery
kingdom and he is the biggest thief
and gormandizer of fruit ever known,
There is a real danger that unless res
striated, this pest of a bird will make
a fruit crop impossible.—St. Cathar-
ines Standard.
$150,000 FOR A FLOWER,
Rarest and costliest of the world's
blooms are orchids. They grow in the
remotest aand most inaccessible
parts; in the mighty forests of Brazil
and on the Amazon in Borneo, Cochin,
China, Central Africa and the Burm-
ese and Indian forests. The orchid 1s-'
a parasite and grows on the limbs of
trees. Unlike most plants, it seeks
the shade rather than ;sunlight, and is
found in heavily -timbered and damp
places, where, although the sun se1- 1
don penetrates, the heat is so fierce
that vapor rises like a mist.
Four years ago two Canadians, Geo. i
Tayler and Bill Gordon, sailed for the
sunny land of Conquistadores, in S.
America, in quest of the -world's rar-
est orchid the "Tiger Head." They are
employed by the Smithson Institute of
New York and on a previous search
In South America discovered the
"Nun's Head," which was bought by
a wealthy collector for $150,000,
Searching for orchids is even more
thrilling aiud dangerous than hunting
lions and elephants, for although or -
Lord Londonderry, A ,d King's Cup Winner
Flight Lieutenant H. M. Schofield., flying W. S. Stephenson's Monospar S. T. 10 -plane, won the
IS.ing's Cup air race round Britain, which began an d finished at Hatfield Airdrome in Harts. Thomas
Rose was second and L. Lipton, third. Photo shows Mr. Schofield, (right), receiving the King's Cup
from the Minister for Air.
chills cannot hit back they grow in
places abounding with poisonous
snakes, insects and deadly plants.
THE EMPIRE
OVERDOING TAG DAYS.
Only 61 days had May and June, but
88 of then were flag days in London.
The figures indicate a bit of overlap-
ping, but that is not the most seri-
ous feature of this Flag Day business.
The trouble is that people who go
on giving clay after day from mere
force of babit or from sheer coward-
ice are likely to cut down all their
benefactions to a copper or two, in-
stead of contributing what they can
afford to the causes that appeal to
them and leaving the rest alone. And
when that is done there is not enough
left for Poppy Day and Alexandra
Rose Day, the only two official A-1
nation-wide Flag Days in the calen-
dar. --Manchester Sunday Chroi ieh'
BRITAIN'S MR NEEDS.
We hope the announcement that
plane have been approved for the con-
struction of 000 new British aero-
planes does not mean that bhe Cabinet
is contenting itself with half -measures
in the air. For it is necessary to
point out that 600 machines will be
very much too few to bring the Air
Force up to the' strength which Min-
isters have promised. Expert author_
ities consider that the Force should
be numbered in thousands not hun-
dreds.—London Daily Mail.
A QUESTION OF ADVANTAGE
There is in the last resort only one
Justification for India being within the
Empire and that is that it shall be
clearly to her advantage as well as to
that of Britain's, If it is an advan-
tage for a sub -continent to be welded
into one wbole and made conscious
of itself as a nation and to be pre-
vented from splitting up into • frag-
ments, then the benefit up to date is
proved. if, however, in the future
India could reach a point where she
could cohere without the cement of
the British connection, there would
inevitably arise a reckoning of advan-
tages and disadvantages on a basis
more critical than that of the French
in Canada or the Dutch In Africa.—
Calcntta Statesman.
400,000 Trees Planted
By Boy Scouts
Canadian Government Bulletin
Athong other good deeds, Canadian
Boy Scouts have planted close to
400,000 trees during six annual Boy
Scout reforestation camps at Angus,
Ontario, A thousand trees earth were
planted this year by the 89 I3oy Scouts
attending the camp. This important
work is carried on tinder the auspices
of the Ontario Departanent of Lands
and Ferrsts, who operate the camp,
but the Scouts pay thein' own camp
expenses, During another Scout re-
forestation drive at Stirling, Ontario,
the school children of six townships
were invited by the Boy Scouts to
join them in planting 1,000 young
trees,
Boy Scouts in Nova Scotia also en-
gage in title useful work. Arbor Day
in that province again saw thous-
ands of trees planted by Boy Scouts
and school children. Fifteen Halifax
and Dartmouth Scout troops spent
the entire day in the Waverley re-
forestation area, their absence from
school for this purlloee rarefying the
approves of the fepariment of Mince -
1 ion,
A slap in the face is a friendly
gesture compared with the anony. »
mous note.
TO MARRY OR NOT TO MARRY
The decision of Vassar to allow
its students to marry and continue as
students raises a good many interest-
ing questions. The avowed reason is
the number of secret marriages (and
possibly of less regular unions) con-
tracted as things are. The students,
'loreover, are apparently clamoring
.r marriage without the delay in-
volved in taking a degree. And where
Vassar has led, Smith and Wellesley
and Brynmawr and the rest are said
to be likely to follow. But not I trust,
Girton and Newham, Somerville and
Lady Margaret. If the unsettlement
due to secret marriages is incompati-
ble with systematic study so is the
unsettlement—or rather the distract-
ion --of orthodox marriage, partic-
ularly if, as at Vassar, the women
students are still to live in what are
there called dormitories and here
hostels. To defer marriage till the not
inordinately advanced age of, say, 22,
is a hardship to no one, and young
women who cannot reconcile them-
selves to that are hardly likely to be
the type to profit most by a degree
course at a university. — London
Spectator.
Waterloo Bridge
Now a Memory
By P. W. Wilson in ropy York
Sunday Tinter).
For 30 years. Britain has been
fighting the Battle of Waterloo
Bridge. The struggle is over. Under
the blows of the wreckers this great
landmark in London is rapidly crum-
bling, and already it is a memory.
There are two reasons for- the
change. First, the boats along the
Thames are said to have been im-
paired by the old bridge. Secondly,
it is stated that six lanes are needed
for traffic across the river instead
of four lanes. These considerations
have gained the day, and according
to a multitude of sorrowful admir-
ers of the bridge, the proud sweep
of London's curving Embankment
will never be the same.
The design of the new bridge has
been intrusted to an arehitect, Sir
Giles Gilbert Scott, in whose genius
Britain takes especial pride. It was
he who, when barely 21 years of age,
beat all competitors by his design of.
Liverpool Cathedral, which is regard-
ed in England as a triumph of ec-
clesiastical majesty.
About Waterloo Bridge there was
a peculiar dignity that has fascin-
ated the world. Canova, the Italian
sculptor, said of its nine granite
arches . and intervening pillars so
perfect in their proportions, that
here was the finest bridge in Eur-
ope, and many an architect has echo-
ed this verdict.
It Was John Rennie, a Scottish
,engineer, who, in 1817, completed
Waterloo Bridge. Also, be designed
the present London Bridge. Side by
side with Sir Christopher Wren, he
was buried under the dome of St.
Paul's Cathedral.
The bridge was named after Well-
ington's victory at Waterloo and its
opening was a great affair. There
were the horseguards in all their
glory. There wore the royal barges
bearing the Prince Regent, after.
ward King George IV, to the scene,
Above all there was the Duke of
'Wellington, At the ,toll gate he was
granted the honor of paying the.
first halfpenny charged to pedese
trains who wished to cross the
bridge. The halfpenny was care-
fully preserved.
Over her bridges, London has al-
ways been solicitous. It was standing
on old Westminster Bridge and gaz-
ing at the curving skyine of the city
that Wordsworth wrote his incom-
parable sonnet beginning, "Earth has'
not anything to show more fair,"
and continuing:
This city now doth like
ment wear
The beauty of the morning;
silent, bare,
Ships, towers, domes, theatres
and temples lie
Dear God! the very houses seem
asleep;
And all that mighty heart is ly-
ing still!
Of Waterloo Bridge, another poet„
Thomas Hood, wrote what is per-
haps the most pathetic of all poems
in ' the language. It was entitled,
"The Bridge of Sighs," and tells of
a girl, who, in despair, had thrown
herself into the water below:
Take her up tenderly,
Lift her with care,
Fashioned so slenderly,
Young, and so fair.
a gar -
Alas! for the rarity
Of Christian charity
Under the sun!
Oh, it was pitiful
Near a whole city full,
Horne she had none!
By the dark shadows of Waterloo
Bridge at night, the luxuriant im-
agination of Charles Dickens was no
less stirred. It was to him, as to
Hood, a place where, in days • before
electric light, tragedy was possible.
The labor leader, John Burns, was
once showing a party of Americans
over the Houses of Parliament. They
stood on the terrace and looking at
the river. "You have a Mississippi in
America," be said, "and a St. Law-
rence and they are bigger than this
little stream, But let me tell you—
the Thames is not a river, It is Iiquid
history."
Of all the bridges in London that
span the "liquid history," the most
venerable is still called London
Bridge. Wooden piles, tiles ands
coins indicate that it was first built
by the Romans. For centuries it has,
been built and rebuilt.
Under this bridge Anne Boleyn'
passed in her barge to the Tower of'
London and the block. Her daughter,
Elizabeth, also made that journey .and•
narrowly escaped the same fate.
,lames It fled under the bridge into
exile and, hoping to bring the Gov-
ernment to a standstill, dropped his
Great Seal of the Realm into the
river, where it has remained to this
day.
Here rose those medieval houses
on the bridge itself that made it,
like the Ponta Vecchio in Florence,
not only a bridge, but a street, There
were fortified gates at the bridge
and above them rose spikes of iron
on which the heads of decapitated
traitors were duly impaled—an in-
spiring
nspiring sight for the watermen who
filled the river with traffic.
It was to "a broken arch of London
Bridge" that Macaulay issued his
famous invitation to "some traveller
from New Zealand." There, in days
to come, let him "take his stand,"
and "in the midst of a vast solici-
tude" let him "sketch the ruins of
St. Paul's,"
Macaulay did not realize that in
1984 there would be built the Tower
Bridge with twin bascules to admit
ships carrying visitors from New
Zealand, or that, in order to preserve
the ruins of St. Paul's, Dean Inge
would raise a subscription to which
New Zealanders of artistic temper-
ament were cordially invited to con-
tribute,
Picnics and the People
This is the time of year when peo-
ple say: "It's so warm today. Let's
fix up a lunch basket and go for a
picnic."
Picnics are an enjoyable pastime.
It is pleasant to find some shady
spot and lunch or dine there away
from the heat and formality of town
or city. But there are too many peo-
ple who are inconsiderate enough to
turn these ideal spots into miniature
replicas of a garbage dump and spoil
the pleasure of other people who are
picnic -bound.
Most of the people who leave picnic
places in such a condition are very
particular about the neatness of their
homes. They do not stop to think
that the beauties of nature are com-
mon property and that all should be
careful to preserve them.
Keeping Up With Jones
Bobby Jones, when in his golfing
prime, seemed to have made a habit
of winning British championships.
Yet though he won the British open
three times, he captured the ama-
teur prize only once.
Husky young W. Lawson Little,
of California, who won from a hardy
Scotch opponent at Prestwick, became
the third native-born American to
fetch home that much -coveted prize.
And, while it is doubtful if Little's
record on the links will ever equal
Bobby's his performance at Prestwick.
stands unparalleled. Cutting three
strokes off the record for the difficult
course with a 66 in the morning
round, he ended the match at the 23rd
hole -14 up and 13 to go. No other
player ever won a major champion-
ship so impressively. When his oppon-
ent scored a birdie, Little responded
with an eagle. You Can't beat a fel- .
low going like that.
Books might be written on the
question of superiority between Bri-
tish and American golfers. If they
are, the achievement of young Mr,
Little must have a place beside the
best that was done by Bobby Jones.—
Chicago Daily News.
Nobody learns now to invest except
by investing, and the early expert.
ence is always costly—very costly.
Max Loses Decision
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s ,0..ne aCwS. es
In miter he can st. h into his biz~ brother's shoes any time, Buddy
Baer demonstrates his long reach in New York. He's taller and
heavier than Max.