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Canada, The Empire and The World at Large �.,
CANADA
Crumbs In the Bed.
The news is priuted as a sort of
joke) eaat a man in Chicago biffed his
wife because she would insist on eat-
ing cookies in bed. It served her right
and I am glad there has arisen a man
with et) much courage. There Is noth
ing worse in the whole realm of do-
mestic tragedies than cake crumbs in
the bed,
They get everywhere and there is
no known force that will grind them
So small that they do not tickle, If
I were on a jury trying a person for
rnurdet I would acquit him if he had
been led to that drastic course by
cake crumbs: Vancouver Province.
Middle Age.
Middle age is that period when a
Man clips items about great men who
did their best work after G0.—King-
ston Whig Standard.
Fewer Services.
In proportion to population, there
were fewer divorces in Canada during
the past decade than during the ten
years prior to 1931. In ten years the
number of divorces in Prince Edward
Island decreased from 47 to 28, from
427 to 308 in Nova Scotia, from 2,504
to 2;086 in Ontario, and from 1,361 to
750 in the Province of Quebec. There
was an increase of 22 in the same
period in New Brunswick, 147 in Man-
itoba, 97 in Saskatchewan, 312 in Al-
berta, and 642 in British Columbia.
'there is some satisfaction for us in
the knowledge that, whilst in other
countries, particularly in the United
States, the bonds of matrimony are
becoming more fragile year after year,
In the central provinces of Canada,
and generally in the Maritimes, they
are becoming more indissoluble with
the passing of time.—La Petrie, Mont-
real
Why It Is "SHE"
Why is the locomotive called she?
A road foreman of locomotives em-
ployed on a Canadian system believes
he has the answer. He says: "There
are many reasons. For instance, they
wear jackets with yokes, pins, shields 1
and stays. They have aprons and',
laps, too. Not only do they have shoes,
they sport pumps and even hose, while'
they drag trains behind them. They
also attract attention; with puffs and
mufflers and sometimes they foam and
refuse to work. At such times they
need to be switched. They need Buil-
ding and they require a man to feed
them. They all smoke, but most char-
A.cteristic of all is that they are much
steadier when they are hooked up,"—
Fredericton Gleaner,
Not Afraid of Pirates.
"Teddy" Rosevelt faced the indus-
trial pirates of his day as fearlessly
as the present Roosevelt seems to be
facing the financial pirates of his day.
"Teddy" Roosevelt will be known to
the generations as the man who broke
the idols; he was the one American
statesman to :stand up against the
bullying of the big business of his
day. Franklin D. Roosevelt has al-
ready shown himself willing to stand
up against the bullying of the big busi-
ness of his day.—Calgary Albertan.
•
not realized what was happening un-
fit General flertzog made his spectac-
ular response to General Smuts's mov-
ing appeal. Now each can see for
himself how few real bones of conten-
tion were left.—Cape Argus,
New Zealand Exports.
The effects of the depression upon
New Zealand have been to some ex-
tent modified by the success. of ef-
forts to counterbalance falling prices
by increasing production. While
other countries have been afflicted by
rapid contraction of their export trade,
in volume as well as in value, New
Zealand bas steadily increased the
volume of her exports. In 1928 ex-
ports were 12 per cent. greater than
in 1926; the official estimates for 1931
show an increase of 20 per cent. in
five years, and the volume must have
been again substantially greater in
1932, for, in spite of a muck lower
range of prices, the total value was
larger than in 1931—Auklaud Weekly
News.
The U.S.A. and World Peace.
If the United States continues to
co-operate with the other nations of
the world as she has done in the
past year—and still more If some plan
can be devised for immediate consul-
tation in the event of a breach of the
peace—an aggressor will know in ad- •,
vance on which side the passive or'
even perhaps the active influence of
the United States will be thrown. Af-
ter -the experience of the Great War,
no country is likely to underrate this.
—Sir Walter Layton in The News -
Chronicle.
Japan's Welt Politik.
It is impossible to coerce Japan at
this moment. The interests and
possessions of the other Powers in the
Far East are at her mercy. She can
occupy Shanghai and Capture Hong
Kong before an attempt can be made
to redress the balance of power in Far
Eastern waters. The Washington
treaties make it almost impossible to
fight across the ocean. Doubtless, if
the Great Powers were to devote all
their energies to the task and organ-
ize their naval and aerial power with
the sole object of overcoming Japan-
ese resistance, in time this could be
done. But is it impossible to contem-
plate
ontemplate Britain .and the United States
devoting all their energies to such a
course with the world in the condi-
tion iu which it is today? Obviously,
at the moment Japan is In a position'
to carry through her program with-
out molestation from outside. Prof.
C. K. Webster in The Contemporary
Review (Loudon).
THE UNITED STATES
Sank Casualties,
A New York banker eame into
court on a stretcher. It may be ne-
cessary to work up something in a
twin bed type, with one for the de-
positor.—Detroit News.
Hard to Reconcile.
Hitler has tremendous power in Ger-
many, and yet he is pictured as wear-
ing one of those little moustaches. It
does not look much larger than a
tooth brush.
It is hard to reconcile such a mous-
tache with a mighty man. We have
been accustomed in the past to see-
ing mighty men wearing big mous-
taches. Hindenburg, for instance, is a
big man with a mighty moustache. It
helps to make him look mightier.
Perhaps we have under -estimated 1
the small moustache. Hitler has one
just like a straight up and down black'
mark under his nose, We may come
to see in it a token of power in time,
but it is not going to be easry.—Strat-
ford Beacon -Herald.
Deep Secret,
Greta Garbo is on her way back to
the States amid great secrecy. Nobody
will be permitted to learn of her ar-
rival except the newspaper camera-
men. reporters and millions of ordin-
ary folk.—Halifax Herald.
Telephone Records.
Berlin business men may be able to
ask their secretaries to extract last
week's telephone conversation from
the files just as readily as they now
ask for a copy of a letter or memor-
andum. Lifting to his ear a telephone
device which is only slightly larger
than the standard "French phone," the
speaker will proceed in the usual inan-
ner. But through an extra eord lead-
ing to an electric recording apparatus,
both parts of the conversation will be
transcribed upon a phonograph reo-
arcl.- Tddmonton Journal.
THE EMPIRE
Bonne Entente in S. Africa,
Those in close touch with Parlia-
ment have known for some years that
the old barriers were crumbling. The
delegation to Ottawa illustrated in
notable fashion how the parties. had
learned to work together in amity
when occasion required. But the coun-
- kirk as a whole, not uttnaturall)y, had
Both Waiting.
Possibly the reason Prosperity has
remained so long around the corner
is because we, also, have been play-
ing a waiting game, -Christian Sci-
ence Monitor.
Heavy Freighter Again in Service
.Largest fr•ei,ghicr under the American flag, again placed in ser-
vice, After being tied up for several months, the Lewis Luckenbach,
14,000 tons, steamed from Seattle with a full cargo of lumber for the
east.
How Could He Forget?
Persons rescued from drowning or
other threatening sudden death, some-
times have reported that forgotten
events of their past life had recurred
to them in rapid succession. Some
say they reviewed their whole history
from boyhood on in the few seconds
that preceded unconsciousness. Oth-
ers merely experienced flashbacks to
incidents long burled in the subcon-
scious mind.
This phenomenon served Dike Kop-
tokel a good turn when he jumped in-
to the Ohio River at Pittsburg with
the intention of Committing suicide.
Mike, like many others before him,
began to remember as he went down.
On of the things that came to his
mind was the fact that ha.put $68 into
a bank live years ago. The recollec-
tion altered his resolve to die. He
struggled to the surface and swam to
shore as fast as he would. Life was
again worth living.
This story will not seem as strange
to bankers as to other• people. Bank-
ers know that hundreds of people de-
posit sums and forget about them.
Every time the affairs of a bank are
wound up scores of people receive
money from accounts they didn't know
they had.—Detroit Free Press.
Race Fans and Bookrnakers
Protest High Fee to Latter
When bookmakers at dog race
tracks near London went on strike re-
cently things were all mixed. The race
promoters had increased their charg-
es to the "bookies." At Oatford track
the strikers paid their admission and
watched the racing. Some of them
made bets on the tote, but they turn-
ed a deaf ear to all clients who wish-
ed to do business.
The result was that the race fol-
lowers tried to make bete on the tote,
and the machine was unable to cope
with the sudden rush. Many would-
be backers were unable to make bets,
and at times a massed crowd surroun-
ded the macines. Loud protests were
made and many spectators angrily de-
manded the return of their entrance
money. They were given tickets to
admit them to a future meeting, but
even this did not satisfy them, and
when racing ended they joined the
bookmakers in a noisy protest meet-
ing.
Chilean Railroads Profit
By Heavy Tourist Traffic
Santiago, Chile. ---Railroad officials
estimate that Chile's lines netted
$180,000 a month more this summer
than last, due to the extraordinary.)
heavy tourist traffic.
Nearly 20,000 tourists visited Chile,
spending $6,000,000 and, in addition,
there was considerable travel by Chile
earns.
Trains to the southern lakes dis-
trict were jammed every day of the
season, and hotels were so swamped
that, sometimes four to six people in
a party could get only one room,
On the Valparaiso -Santiago line,
the numbet of trains was doubled,
and still extra cars had to be added,
Thousands of Argentines came in by
train and automobile and the shone
towns did a big business.
Celts . to Meet in Brest
Brest.—This former base of the
A.E,F. will 'become a little Geneva
next Summer, when the Celtic League
of Nations assembles in Brest for its
organization meeting which takes
place next July.
Previous meetings have been held in
Cardiff, Wales; in Dublin, Ireland, and
on the Isle of Man, and these three
provinces of the "Celtic fatherland"
will send delegates to Brest, also Scot-
land and Brittany.
The aim of the meeting is to or-
ganize a "Celtic International," the
purpose being to revive Celtic culture,
to resurrect Celtic ceremonies, legends
and folklore. The Celts of America,
whether they trace their ancestry
through Brittany or parts of the Brit-
ish Empire, will be invited to attend.
The official language will be Breton,
which, it is stated, can be understood
by persons who ave acquired Gaelic.
Men Transported to
Radium Fields by Plane'
Edmonton, Alta,—All available air-
craft in this part of the Dominion is in
operation transporting prospectors and
mining parties to the Great Bear Lake
radium 'nelds in the Northwest Terri-
tories many hundreds of miles beyond
the railway, in preparation for the
year's work. Fifteen laden airplanes
equipped for landing on the ice and
snow have left Edmonton recently and
this extraordinary activity is neces-
sary to transport all miners and min-
ing supplies into the mineal field be-
fore the spring break-up.
During the winter months the air-
planes are equipped wth skiis to alight
on the ice of Great Bear Lake and
from now until the middle of June
when the ice leaves the smaller bays
allowing the planes equipped with pon-
toons
ontoons to alight on the open water, the
ice traffic is suspended. It is expected
that 1500 men will be working the
rich radium and silver veins before
the season is very far advanced.
Three Major Powers
On Gold Standard
New York.—United States suspen-
sion of the gold standard leaves but
three major world powers and four
of lesser inmportaece, as gauged by
foreign trade, . eerr,aining• on , n un-
restriced gold basis.
Canada prohibits export of gold
except by Governanentbal license.
France, Germany and Stale are the
larger countries which have stayed on
the gold standard, although Germany
for a time took action similar to Can-
ada in restricting gold' exports. Along-
side the three major powers .i the gold
besis stand Belgium, Poland, Switzer-
land and the Netherlands.
HAVANA ELECTRIFYING CAPITAL
The Cuban government is electrify,
ing the dome of the Capital at Hav-
ana to keep off buzzards.—The Path-
finder.
Safe and Unsafe Places
During Thunder Storm
Now that the beginning of the
lightning season is near, the question
of safe wed unsafe places' during
thunderstorms is in order.
The fallowing hints on the subject•
were supplied by Dr. Humphreys, of
the US. Wea:;her Bureau, for the in-
formation of Boy Scouts, but they are
just as valuable to other people,
Charles Fitzhugh Talman's Science
Service feature, Why the Weather?
(Washington) quotes the following:
"During a thunder -storm it is dan-
ge'rous to be close beside a wire fence.
In this position one niay be killed or,
at least, hurt if the fence is struck
anywhere along its entire course.
"It is also dangerous to take shelter
during athunder-storm under a tall
tree, or, indeed, a tree of any kind if
it is out in the open, and all the more
so if it is at or near the top of
hill.
"It is advisable to keep away from
the top of a hill during a thunder-
storm, even if some distance from
trees.
"If Scouts on a hike should happen
to be inside a cave during a thunder-
storm they would be absolutely safe
from the lightning. Another perfect-
ly safe place to be is inside a frame
structure of steel, or • an all -metal
.building of any kind. • One is tolerably
safe also at or near the bottom of a
deep .narrow ravine or canyon. Prop-
erly installed lightning rods make a
house fairly safe during electrical
storms and, as a rule, one is safer in
a hone even if it. has no rods at all,
than one is likely to be outdoors. It
is best indoors to keep away from
stoves, fireplaces, and walls."
Wet and Dry Years
in the West
A study of the meteorological rec-
ords for 48 years at Medicine Hat,
which is the central point of the short
grass plains, or so-called dry area,
indicates that the driest year on rec-
ord was 1886, and 1927 the wettest,
Dry years occurred previous to 1900
and have happened periodically ever
since. Information already obtained
by the Dominion Range Experimental
Station ,at Manyberris, Alberta,
where ivestigations have been planned
to study the effect of climatic changes
from year to year, shows the absolute
necessity of making provision for dry
years. by controlled grazing and the
development of a permanent water
supply.
Seed Buyers' Protection
Farmers who buy seed from their
neighbors should protect themselves
by asking to be shown the grade cer-
tificate issued on the seed by the in-
spector of the Dominion Seed Branch.
If the certificate is marked "Rejected"
the sale is illegal and the use of the
seed full of dangerous possibilities.
The Seeds Act of Canada was enacted
to check the menace of dirty seed and
it applies• to everybody without ex-
ception who sells seed.
2s Doors from Russia
London, Eng. — Ready-made doors
were imported from Russia, bora
August, 1932, to January, 1933, at
prices averaging approximately from
2.4s to 3.5s each, stated Mr, Runciman
in Parliament recently.
He added that he was not in a posi-
tion to make any statement as to the
possibility of obtaining powers to pre-
vent competition of this kind similar
to the powers conferred as a result of
the Ottawa agreement.
Scots Firm Aids Needy
• Dundee, Scot.—With .a view to re -
)i ening the poor of this city a coal
merchant offered to supply 80 fang
Kies with 2' 4 cots. of coal free during
an :Lbw:many severe spell of cold
weather. The Dundee Public Assist-
ance Committee furnished the names
of • 80 families to whom the donation
would be beneficial.
President's Plan May Employ 250,000 Men
li i'r•eeiderit Roosevelt's reforestation scheme w orks out, 250,000 men will -once• mare be on a weekly
pr -roll. There 2,re 1,800 ceernits at Fort Slocum, N.It., eating regularly.
rtalna Training
Like Athletes
For U.S. Flight
"Chinese Wall" Surrounds
100 Aviators at Orbetella
and Routine is Severe
Or'betello, Italy, ---A life midway be
tween that of a monk and that of s
faddist is followed by 100 aviators it
training here for General Italo Bat
bo's group flights with twenty -foul
seaplanes to Chicago late in May.
Under "Abbot" General Aldo Pelle
grini their activities are carefully su
pervised for 24 hours a day so that
when the moment comes for Genera
Balbo to signal "Contact," every one—
man and machine—will be in the fin
est condition.
The flyers are protected here be
what one Italian writer called a "Chi•
nese wall." It is extremely difficult tc
penetrate the wall to see them. The)
are kept away from every pre-occupa.
tion. Officers say that if any aviator
experiences any mental distraction be
fore the flight begins he will be left
behind,
The pilots of the Atlantic squad)
ron are all, at least officially, bache
lors. One of them, it so happened re
cently, had a wife who presented her
self at the airport and asked to speak
with him. Receiving a refusal, she
telephoned the chief of staff of the
Air Ministry in Rome, The. chief of
staff replied: "All the,;;'p 1bts'.of the
Atlantic squadron are bachelors." The
indignant wife next presented herself
to Air Minister Balbo himself with'•ali
documents proving the legitimacy of
her ,marriage.
The aviators eat at a training table
similar to that of a college football
team. Their regime is prevalently ve
getarian.
The program of the long-distance
flying ,school here is complex. The
pilots, in addition to theoretical in
struction fn mathematics, physics,
aerodynamics and mechanics, have to
make themselves masters, through de.
velopmeuts of flying, such aa taking
off and landing with heavy loads and
in various conditions of sea and air,
night fly ing, ' navigation on the radip
beam and blind flying.
New Zealand Trade
Showing Improvement
A report on the finance, trade and
industries of New Zealand during 1932,
•.tor which we are indebted to Mr. J.
W, Collins, New Zealand trade and
tourist commissioner in. Canada, shows
a favorable banking position and a
substantially favorable balance of
trade. Economic relationships within
the country are still to some extent
unbalanced and the readjustment
that have taken place have not been
sufficient in all cases. But, say the
report, "the_energies of the people of
New Zealand and theirproductive ca-
pacity have not been destroyed by the
depression, and their wants have not
diminished. Production, indeed, in
several directions has shown a steady
increase throughout the period of the
depression." - That is the kind of talk
we like to hear! The distant South-
era
outhera Dominion is sound at heart, and
we expect it to ride on the top of
the wave when the business of the
world revives.—Toronto Mail and Env
pire.
Brazil- to Spend 54 Million
Modernizing Her Defense
Rio De Janeiro.—An •arms n odern-
ization program for Brazil, gased
upon a five-year sehedule for the
army and a twelve-year plan for the
navy, has been started by the pro-
visional 'government. The army is to
spend $21,000,000 and the navy $33,-
500,000.
The navy's program got under way
when Admiral Protogens Guimaraes,
Minister of Marine, signed a contract
with a • British firm• for construction
of a school ship and bloke ground foe
a new ministry building. All toldi
twenty-four small vessels, with a total
tonnage of 35,000 are to be built.
Brazil, once the orld's fourth nava/
power, now ranks below Argentina
and Chile in South America, Its pres.
exit -fleet averages twenty years age s
vessel.
The principal cost of the army plan
will be for new artillery and in motor-
izing the service.
High Speed Planes Tested
For Berlin'+London Run
Berlin—The Luft -Hansa, German
air transport operators,' have placed
in preliminary test service- a small
Heinkel high-speed commeeial plane
with a top speed of 225 _miles an hour.
Cruising at 200 miles an hour the
plane would make Berlin -London sche-
dules of 3% hours possible. It car-
ries two pilots and five passengers.
Carrying freight, the plane is to be
testes) orr South European air lines,
A Press -Button Toy
London,- Eng, — Human commands
are obeyed by a new British toy elec-
tric' dumping truck only five inches
Mee
it will haul 10 lbs. of sand, back it
up, dump t, straighten out, and.return
for another load.
All this is done by pressing, a but-
ton
ubton on a transformer which is attach-
ed to the truck by a 20 -foot cord.
Steering, acceleration, reversing and
tilting operate according to the speed
at whioh the button le pressed.