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WHY YOUNG MEN ARE UNFIT
Fifty per cent. of United Statee
young men offering to enlist
were found upon medical examin-
ation to be physically unfit for
military serviee, so says Gene
Tunney, one-time heavyweight
champion. The reason, he gives,
is the refusal to take the exercise
necessary to the development of
:muscle. Young men prefer the
automobile to walking; if they
seek recreation, they go to a pic-
ture show, listen to the radio, or
at best, play badminton. Isn't it
true to a certain extent in Can-
ada.
—Brampton Conservator
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DE GAULLE'S FORCES
General de Gaulle's forces of
Free France now include an army
a 100,000 men, a fleet of forty
warships and 105 merchant ships
anti tankers. Numbered among
his army are 2,000 trained avia-
tors. Despite Petain and Dalian,
de Gaulle and his men are pre-
venting the emblem of Prance
from being trailed in the dust.
—Hamilton Spectator
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CAN'T BE BLAMED
People in County Kerry, Eire,
Mistook a Nazi sergeant for a
general, when a plane made a
forced landing there. They could
hardly be blamed, of course, see-
ing that the German people them-
selves are mistaking a corporal
for a commander-in-chief of all
the Reich's forces.
—Stratford Beacon -Herald
WHEAT NEEDED BY EIRE
Faced with a blockade of sorts,
Eire stepped up wheat production
to an estimated 800,000 tons.
This leaves 80,000 tons to be im-
ported.
Now, if Eire. would let us use
the naval bases, it woulu be easier
to make sure that grain got to
Eire.
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DIDN'T EXPLODE
The heaviest German bomb
dropped on London, which evi-
dently did not explode, measured
18 feet three inches in length,
two feet three inches in diameter,
and weighed two tons. Why not
fix it up for remailing and drop
t over the dead -letter office in
Berlin?
—Hamilton Spectator
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art7FArmx ImoDIGY
A professor in the University
aAf California contends that Mother
Goose rhymes can be traced back
2,000 years. Oh, Doe, how could
she have written all those jingles
Dvay back in 58 B.C. when she
was a more slip of a gosling?
—Ottawa Citizen
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STRAWBERRY JUICE KILLS
TYPHUS
The deadly typhus germ can
exist for only a few hours in fresh
strawberry juice.
But, let the Nazis try to find
fresh strawberries in Russia in
January.
French Possessions
Of Strategic Value
Allied interest in France's col-
onial possessions in the Western
emisphere is due to the strate-
gic importance of the group, ra-
ther than their value as a source
of vital raw material, as is the
ease in Dutch Guiana, recently
occupied by a United States
force.
Except for their vast produc-
tion of sugar and rum — there
are 286 distilleries in Martini-
que and Guadeloupe alone — the
ten islands and one piece of main-
land that make up Vichy's re-
maining colonies in the West
Imre comparatively poor and ov-
ercrowded. But they occupy lo-
cations that scarcely canbe ig-
nored.
Martinique and Gaudeloupe
amid five smaller islands lie along
a great curving chain of islands
that mark the eastern gateway
ko the Caribbean Sea and the ap-
proaches to the Panama Canal.
St. Lucia, site of one of the
United States' new leased de-
fense bases, is almost in sight of
Martinique.
French Guiana, which contains
Ilevil's Island penal colony, is on
the northeast coast of South
America, adjoining 1)ntch Guiana,
which was occupied with consent
of the Netherlands Government
to guard the United States supply
of bauxite. Its occupation by an
enemy would present an obvious
menace.
To the south of Newfoundland
lie the two barren islands of
Miquelon and St. Pierre. Their
combined area of ninety-three
square miles is inhabited by fewer
than 5,000 persons, who make
their living chiefly from the fish-
ing industries.
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Egypt will pay a bounty to
farmers who grow wheat,, barley
or beans en land formerly de-
voted to cotton.
GUARDIANS OF EAST COAST
They're chieftains of the closely co-ordinated land -sea -air forces
that stand watch over America's populous Atlantic seaboard. Shown
at one of their frequent conferences are Lieutenant General Hugh A.
Drum (centre), famed commander of the Eastern Army Forces;
Brigadier General Arnold N. Krogstad (left), commander of the
First Air Force; and Rear Admiral Adlophus Andrews (right), com-
mander of the North Atlantic Naval Coastal Frontier. They share a
eecret, joint headquarters somewhere in the New York metropolitan
area, where they map defensive -offensive operations.
Ontario P ills To
Aid Victory Loan
Nine Thousand Schools In
The Province Will Take Part
In Pageant
Nine thousand public schools in
the province of Ontario have been
asked to participate in a histori-
cal musical pageant in the period
of the forthcoming Second Cana-
dian Victory Loan Campaign,
The Provincial Ministry of Edu-
cation is interested in the pro-
ject. The Minister himself, the
Hon. D. McArthur, has written
personal letters .to secretaries of
school boards and boards of edu-
cation and to every school prin-
cipal urging that some form of
entertainment be given in each
school to provide a background
for campaign speakers.
The Musical pageant "Caval-
cade of Canada" devised by F. R.
Fenwick, Mus., Bac. of the De-
partment of Education is one of
several musical plays proposed for
general use during the period of
the campaign. Two others—"Blue
Boots" for junior grades and
"Builders of Canada' a musical
play for intermediate grades, both
written by Mary Grannan (Just
Mary) have been suggested as
alternative productions.
The "Cavalcade of Canada" re-
lates the history of Canada in
music, song and dance. It begins
with an opening episode illus-
trating in dance the manner in
which early Indian settlers of Can-
ada celebrated their festive occa-
sions with song and dance. Epi-
sode No. 2 dramatises in the form
of French Canadian folk songs
the life of the early French set-
ters, the first white settlers in
Canada, before the advent of the
British. The coming of the British
with the arrival in Canada of the
famous explorers of that day,
Martin Frobisher, Henry .Hudson
and William Baffin is marked by
an individual episode in an ap-
propriate setting and expressed by
the singing of "Come Lasses and
Lade' and "The King is Still in
London."
Scotsmen who have helped to
make Canada great are paid tri-
bute by the inclusion of a number
dedicated to Scotland to the ac-
companiment of the music of
"Scots Wha Hae." Irishmen who
have contributed their strength
and talents to the building of the
country are likewise remembered
—or will be — when the school
children sing, in tribute to them
—the words of "The Harp That
Once Through Tara's Halls!"
Welshmen, known the world over
for their passion for good music
and, incidentally, for their orator-
ical eloquence, will be imperson-
ated by the youthful singing of
"Men of Harlech."
Canada, it is pointed out in the
foreword of the musical pageant,
"Cavalcade of Canada," is com-
posed of men and women of many
racial origins. More than 5,000,-
000 are citizens of British stock
or stock originating in the British
Isles; three and a half million are
derived from French stock and
something over 2,000,000 from
stock of other European nation-
alities.
Those European nationalities
are therefore to be suitably repre-
sented in this pageant, as will be,
of course, the United States of
America.
ence to Allies or to Associated
Dutch Canadians will derive
pleasure from the number dedi-
cated to the years of expansion of
their homeland as expressed in
song; Belgium will be remembered
by the singing or recitation of the
immortal words of John McCrae's
poem "In Flanders Fields" in tri-
bute to the 60,000 Canadians who
lie buried in that ill-starred land
today.
Scandinavian countries will be
dramnatised by the singing in ap-
. propriate stage setting and cos-
tume arrangement of Norwegian,
Icelandic and Swedish national
songs. Poland, the stalwart little
Baltic nation that gave Joseph
Conrad in literature and Chopin
and Paderewski in music will re-
ceive due recognition by the sing-
ing by the pupils of appropriate
Polish anthems.
Russia will be given a place in
the colourful panorama in recog-
nition of her valiant role in this
war. Pupils wearing Ukrainian
costumes will sing Ukrainian and
Russian songs in tribute, particu-
larly, to Ukrainia known through
the ages for its contributions to
music, poetry and the arts. The
Doukhobors of whom it has been
said that "music -is their breath of
life" will be included in the Rus-
sian portrayal.
Many other European nation-
alities — the Greeks, Czochoslo-
vakians, Jugoslavians, Hungarians
will be interpreted musically as
well. The Hebrew population of
Canada will be included when
there is sung in tribute to their
contribution to the allied cause in
this and other wars the anthem
"Lift Thine Eyes" by the noted
Jewish composer, Felix Mendel-
ssohn.
This is probably the first occa-
sion in the history of this or any
other province in Canada upon
which a Ministry of Education has
stepped into a national campaign
of this kind as the Hon, D. Mc-
Arthur has done. Certainly it is
the first occasion in any province
in Canada upon which every
114001 child in the province --or
any province—has been impressed
into a useful place in a national
drive of this kind. For this rea-
son all Canada is expected to ob-
serve with interest the results of
the provincial campaign in One.
tario; the results from that par-
ticular angle or in that particular
sphere of campaign activity.
Inclusion of the schools, school
teachers and pupils alike, on suck
a .scale as now contemplated by
the campaigners is a tribute to.
the growing influence of the
school authoaity and the school • in
the local community. It is an in-
fluence often felt but seldom ade-
quately recognised. The forth-
coming campaign should illustrate
to what extent that influence is
a potent factor in the lives of
Canadian families.
"You Can Fight for Canada!"
from the patriotic review "Pull
Together Canada" has been ad-
opted as a theme song for this
province by the Provincial Public
Relations Committee of the Sec-
ond Victory Loan Drive.
The opening words of the song
epitomise its spirit. They are:
"Ships and guns and planes we
need, our country to defend—
"But we must arm the hearts of
men to win out in the end !"
That song in the form of song
sheets has been circularised to all
of the sixty four territorial com-
mittees now hard at work—pre-
paratory work—in Ontario. Those
committees have been asked to
ensure that it is in the hands of
every student, every school boy
and girl in the province, by the
date the National Drive is sche-
duled to begin—on February 16.
It is expected that between Feb-
ruary 16 and March 16—the per-
iod of this year's drive through
Canada—everybody will be sing-
ing it.
That song again will be em-
ployed as a prelude to addresses
by competent speakers who will
appear in every city, town and
hamlet in Ontario, during the per-
iod of the campaign, to explain
the importance of Victory Bonds
for Victory; Canada's urgent need
of money to win this war.
Children of London:
Give Their Pennies
Children of one of the most
horribly bombed areas of London
recently presented Bertram- D. N.
Cruger, London representative of
the British War Relief Society,
'th a gift of five shillings and
nine pence to be devoted to the
people of the United States who
have suffered from the war.
The gift was made up of pen-
nies saved by the school children
since December 7—the date of the
Japanese attack on Pearl Har-
bor. The presentation was made
at the "America Day" celebration
at a settlemnent house in the. Ber-
mondesey area. Cruger who has
allocated hundreds of thousands
of dollars to British organizations
in the last two years, said in
thanks "This makes one feel that
the work of the British War Re-
lief Society has been worth
while."
Writes In Verse
His Last Bequest
Many interesting and unusual
wills have been probated in the
comity of Wentworth, but hero Is
one contained in four lines of
poetry.
It is that of Charles Robert
Hodgson, who bequeathed his en-
tire estate of $19,422.86 to his
widow, in this fashion:
"All my earthly goods I have in
store,
To my dear wife I leave for ever-
more
I freely give, no limit do I fix,
This is my will, she the execu-
trixdo
Mr. Hodgson was a well-knowui
Hamilton florist who died June 19
1941. The unusual will was made
on April 12, 1927.
There were no moths or but-
terfies during the Great Coal
Age, when many other insects
flourished, because the flowers
upon which these nectar drinkers
depend had not yet appeared.
REG'LAR FELLERS—The Hero
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CRAB THE
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A Weekly Column About This and That in The Canadian Army
Everyone has heard, some time
or another, a public speaker men-
tion 'the various arms and ser-
vices" of the Army. What does
that mean? That's what I asked.
I asked the A.G., the C.G.S., the
D.M.O. and I.. and a dozen other
high ranking officers.
Before we forget I suppose I'd
better clear up those initials --
sone day, if the editor can spare
. the space, we'd better have a glos-
sary of army terms — "A.G." is
Adjutant -General; "C.G.S.", Chief
of the General Staff, and "D.M.
0. and I", Director of Military
Operations and Intelligence. There
are probably nicknames for these
high appointments but at the mo-
ment I can't tell you what they
are.
But to get back to "arms and
services". Here are the distinc-
tions. "Arms" are the branches
of the Army that carry out the
tactical plans of the commander,
They include: Artillery, Engin-
eers, Signallers, Armoured Corps
and Infantry. "Services" look af-
ter the arms, support and supply
them. They are: Royal Canadian
Ordnance Corps, Royal Canadian
Army Service Corps, Royal Can-
adian rAmy Medical Corps, etc.
Don't think for a minute,
though, that when you refer to
the Services, as supporting the
arms that you are not referring to
fighting soldiers. In the mechan-
ized, all-out war of today — the
war that the individual citizen's
army is being so highly trained to
fight — every man in uniform is
a fighting man who was trained
first as a fighter before he was
trained for or started work at his
specialty.
Every officer or man in both
Arnie and Services starts his sol-
diering by taking the regular ele-
mentary training course. A stret-
cher-bearer in this war is as cap-
able of assembling a Bren gun
from assorted parts in the dark
as a Medic it Officer is of carry.
ing out a major operation by the
light of a motorcycle headlamp.
The same is true of Ordnance,
Army Service Corps --- every sere
vice. No matter what uniform a
soldier in your army wears he Is
a fighting soldier.
Here is an interesting note
while we are on the subject of
all-round training. The trained
mechanic, a man who is found in
great numbers in both "Arme4
and "Services", is a qualified
"first -aider", having passed, ati
has every combatant soldier, a
St. John's Ambulance course dur-
ing his elementary training.
In March, 1918, .the enemy
came close to breaking throug
and on that occasion cooks, bak-
ers, farriers, laundrymen and a
host of other. necessary, but not
necessarily war -like, odds and
ends turned to with cleavers,
picks and shovels, hammers --any
thing that would serve as a weep.
on. They acquitted themselves
well, too.
The weapons seemed archaic,
They were. But today, if such a
situation should arise, the men
would be ready for it. Today
there is a course given to all
soldiers in "un -armed combat",
This course teaches them how to
use improvised weapons such as
shrapnel helmets, fists, knees,
boots in a lethal manner. Imagine
what a mean armed with a but-
cher's cleaver or a tailor's goose
could do with them after learning
to take care of himself without
any arms,
A few minutes ago I referred to
a shrapnel helmet. Once we used
to call theism "tin hats", Now
you frequently see them referred
to as "battle -bowlers" -- what
will they think of next?
Good -Morning
Mrs Shopkeeper
— Dialogue recently over-
heard in a London shop:
Sweet Young Lady: Have you
any cigarettes, please?
Shopkeeper: No,
Sweet Young Lady: Have you
any matches?
Shopkeeper: No!
Sweet Young Lady: Have yea
any chocolate?
Shopkeeper: Noll
Sweet Young Lady: Have you
any manners?
Shopkeeper: No!!! Here! What
aro you getting at?
Sweet Young Lady: You, Mr.
Shopkeeper, Good morning!
Reform Thy World
Beginning With Me
The President's informal re-
marks to the industry -labor con-
ference set an admirable example
of the spirit in which we must
try to adjust our domestic prob-
lems during the period of the
war. If ,each of his hearers re-
cognizes his personal responsi-
bility for national unity and na-
tional strength, there would be
no difficulty in arriving at a
prompt agreement. The President
cited the prayer of a Chinese
Christian: "Lord, reform thy
world, beginning with mnc." There -
could be few more useful prayers
for each of us to keep as a guid-
ing rule in the present crisis.
LIFE'S LIKE THAT
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