Zurich Herald, 1942-01-29, Page 6VOICE
PRESS
FtrruRE EGG MARKET
Canadian poultry farmers have
the opportunity now to make their
future secure, if they will accept
the advice offered by Mr. Fred
Bray, Chairman of the Canadian
]Poultry Industry Committee. The
present demand fel, eggs in Brit-
ain, he pointed out, makes condi•,
tions favorable fox farmers in this
country, and dais situation will
oontinue for two years after the
war. From then on, Canada will
have to compete with the world,
and production costs must be
brought down if this is to be done
successfully.
The wise farmer is the one who
will not wait until that necessity
arises. He will begin at once to
study methods whereby he may
reduce costs. By doing so at once
—and Mr. Bray assures that it
era be done—a permanent mar-
ket can be guaranteed.
—Windsor Star
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A LOAN, NOT A GIFT
Notwithstanding all that has
been said many people apparently,
look upon money used for pur-
chase of war saving certificates
as a gift to the government. The
plan is more nearly a gift to the
people. The money is merely
loaned to the s ee n ouneut, which
pays the buyer of a certificate a
higher than normal interest. A
war savings certificate is as sure
of redemption by the government
as a bank bill or note is me of
redemption by the bank; more so,
if anything. Moreover the money
le likely to be particularly useful
in days after the war when there
may be depression.
—Port Arthur News -Chronicle
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FLOODS OF CONSCIENCE
MONEY
Suppose all public officers and
employees guilty of loafing on the
Job should emulate the example
set by the nurse who recently sent
a cheque for 31,678 to the Fed-
eral "conscience fund" saying
that it represented a year's sal-
ary, with interest. She received
this amount while in a Govern-
ment department, but, she ex-
plained sha idled away the year
and didn't earn her money. Un-
less appearances are dreadfully
awry, the receipts accruing from
a general fever of confession and
repayment by other penitents
would build a flock of battle
planes and balance many a lop-
sided state and municipal budget,
—Detroit Free Press
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CHRISTMAS TREES IN
PERPETUITY
Protests are heard occasionally
against the destruction and waste
of so many young evergreens
each year from the forests. It
is reassuring, however, . to know
that Canada's growing Christmas
tree trade offers no serious
threat to our forests, as under
proper management the present
ent could be produced in perpetu-
ity on an area of less than two
hundred square miles.
—Canadian National Revenue
Review. _e—
JAP — HUN — WOP
Mr. Churchill told reporters in
Ottawa he didn't like the word
"Jap''—it "seemed too familiar."
Too intimate and friendly he
meant. But three -letter words are
indispensable to headline writers.
It should be understood, however,
that until a better midget name
is found the word "Jap" is in-
tended to convey all the contempt
that attaches to "Hun" and
"Wop," —Windsor Star
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CLINGING TO LIFE
London business men are chuck-
ling over this letter which is cir-
culating throughout the financial
district:
"The Collector of Taxes, Dear
Sir—For the following reasons I
am unable to meet your demand
:note for income tax:
"I have been bombed, blasted,
learnt, sandbagged, walked upon,
nit upon, held up, held down,
flattened out.and squeezed by in
genie tax, super tax, tobacco tax,
purchase tax, beer tax, spirit tax,
Motor tax.
"The only reason I am cling-
ing to life at all is 'to see what is
going to happen next."
--Peterborough Examiner
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ICELANDIC WEATHER
The name Iceland connotes
frigidity. Yet we are told that
$!3s lowest temperature at its capi-
tal in winter is only six below
sora, It was named ages ago by
a disgruntled Viking who had
landed there with some cattle,
struck an abnormal winter, lost
the animals, and returned home to
call the place Iceland.
—Kitchener Record
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OTHER THINGS NEEDED
One license plate instead of two
le expected to he the order in On-
tario next year, But even that's
one too many—if you haven't a
car to put it on, or have a car
without gasoline.
it. Thomas Times -Journal,
.47 4414 r 477 4
"THS, ISSUE IS CI -EARLY DRAWN ..."
Appealing for hemispheric unity, Under Secretary of State Slime
nor Welles, above, tells delegates at the Pan-American Conference of
Foreign Ministers in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil that "the issue is clearly
drawn" and the "free peoples of the Americas must do their,duty to
restore freedom to the whole world."
43414-77374.141,71774.71
THE WAR - WEEK --- Cormentary on Current Events
Hope For Hemisphere Solidarity
At Parley Of American Republics
The diplomatic spotlight is cen-
tred on the Pan American Con-
gress at Rio de Janeiro where the
nations of the Western Hemi-
sphere are preparing a united front
against the Axis powers.
One of the outstanding resolu-
tions introduced calls or adher-
enee to the Atlantic Charter. An-
other stresses the set-up of joint
efforts for the suppression through-
out Latin America of anti-Ameri-
can or Axis fifth columnists.
In southern Brazil there are an
estimated 921,000 residents of Ger-
man descent. Brazilian authorities
claim to have driven underground
the Nazi agents and organizations
and to have the situation well in
hand. It is claimed, however, that
a German airport, complete. with
radio station, has been establish-
ed on the northern plains of the
Amazon, about six flying hours
from the Panama; that Axis forces
control strategic landing fields in
Brazil, just across from Africa:
and that they also have built up
stocks of aviation gasoline and oil
at hide-outs up the Amazon River
and at points on Brazil's eastern
coast.
The importance of the Panama
Canal must he stressed. There
are only two routes by which Un-
;ted States shipping can move
from the east to the west coasts
—one through the Straits of Mag-
eIlan. around Cape Horn, the other
through the Panama Canal. Al-
though the Panama zone is one of
the best fortified areas in the
world, it Is open to a suicide air
attack from the Pacific oe from
• the German air field in Brazil,
already mentioned.
The Falkland Islands, garrisoned
by a small British force, guard
the Atlantic entrance to the
Straits of Magellan. If Argentina
can be persuaded to join the Am-
erican front she can be of aid in
guarding this important point.
Vulnerable Points
There is an underlying fear in
the oouutry of reprisals by
, the Axis against the slender sea
communications on which South
America is almost dependent for
its livelihood. Hence the import-
ance of the proposal to use the
270,000 tons of German, Italian
and other shipping now .immobiliz-
ed in South American ports.
If South America breaks rela-
tions with the Axis powers it
might not he long before the ap-
pearance in the South Pacific of
German and Japanese warcraft.
West coast countries are most
vulnerable. Valparaiso, C h i's
most important port, is unprotect -
LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neiuer
eseane-
g us Mo®ERNis rw
"So young and throwing their lives away like that."
ao is also Callao, Peru's prin-
opal port, and Lima, the capital
Peru is within reach of naval
guns. The centre of Argentina's
oil industry is on the coast and
spored to attack. The question
arises, would the United States
have to send warships to South
America, at the,cost od weakening
its strength elsewhere, to protect
these strategic points?
B'rom Argentina the United
States wants: (1) The speedy pro-
duction of critical materials such
as tin and rubber, (2) complete
military co-operation with United
States use of bases at strategic
points, and (3) the shutdown of
German business firms "bootleg-
ging" war materials through the
Atlantic blockade. Besides tin and
rubber, the United States needs,
and needs them quickly, hemp, in-
dustrial diamonds and chemicals.
Argentina claimed, just before
.the Conference "This America of
ours must be preserved for peace."
There were neutral nations in
Europe when the war was young
who felt the same and who placed
their faith In German promises
to protect their neutrality and
who refused to think that their
turn would come. In the light of
lJho tragic history of what befell
them, says the New York Times,
end while the Conference at Rio
de Janeiro is still in session, the
words of Mr, Churchill on Jan. 20,
1940, reviewing the stivation of
the neutral nations of -Europe are
worth recalling. He said:
United Action
But what would happen if all
those neutral nations I have men-
tioned—and some others I have
not mentioned --were with one
spontaneous impulse to do their
duty in accordance with the Cov-
enant of the League, and were to
stand together with the British
and French Empires against ag-
gression and wrong? At present
their plight is lamentable; and it
will become much worse. They bow
humbly and in fear to German
threats of violence comforting
themselves meanwhile with the
thought that the Allies will win,
that Britain and France will ob-
serve all the laws and conven-
tions, and that breaches of these
laws are only to be expected from
the German side. Each one hopes
that if he feeds the crocodile
enough the crocodile will eat him
last. All of them hope that the
storm will pass before their turn
coarses to be devoured.. But I fear
—I fear greatly—the storm will
not pass. It will rage and it will
roar ever more loudly, ever more
widely. It will spread to the
south; it will spread to the north.
There is no chance of a speedy
end, except through united action.
The storm did not pass and there
is no more chance now than then
of a speedy end, except through
united action. In our own hemi-
sphere the common interest of all
cries out for united action. The
smallest Latin-American nation can
read a tragic lesson in the fate of
the little countries of Europe that
trusted Hitler.
Gigantic War Task
For United States
The National Association of
Manufacturers, translating into
everyday terms the war produc-
tion schedule called for by Presi-
dent Roosevelt, disclosed the enor-
mous scope of the program in
xnaterial, time, space and man-
power.
The Association said that the
President's demand for 125,000
planes and 75,000 tanks in 1943
meant turning out a plane every
seven minutes.
The President's estimator need
of 8,000,000 dead-weight tons of
merchant shipping in 1942—and
an additional 10,000,000 tons in
1943—would require a sustained
rate of about two ships a day.
For aircraft production alone,
according to the Association, the
floor space needed for the gigan-
tic program would be about 140,-
000,000 square feet in 1943, the
equivalent of more than 1,000
city blocks, or an area equal to a
third of Manhattan Island in New
York.
"Sone idea of the size of this
program is shown by the fact that
to -produce (30,000 airplanes (the
number called for by the Presi-
dent for 1942) and with plants
working 365 days a year and 24
•*hours a day, one plane could be
turned out every nine minutes,"
the Association said,
NDIVIDU
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SPLWEIN
A Weekly Column About This and That in The Canadian Arrog
When there was great rivalry
between the adherents of the
various mail-order houses claims
used to be made that this one or
that one was "the greatest mail•
order house in the world'' To-
day all those claims have gone
by the board. The greatest mail
order house in Canada today is
the M.G.O: s branch of the indi-
vidual citizen's army.
M. G. 0.? Master -General of
the Ordnance, a fine old-fashioned
title for the head of a fine but
far from old-fashioned service,
The Royal Canadian Ordnance
Corps.
Ordnance in its time has had
several meanings. An American,
for instance, will tell you that
you have mis-spelled the Ameri-
can word for by-law — ordinance.
In the time of Wellington and
Nelson Ordnance was a sort of
general term for artillery. You
must have seen it many a time
yourself, something like this:—
"The brigade was supported by so
many pieces of ordnance."
Actually, the American's reac-
tion comes close to the origin of
the title, "Master -General of the
Ordnance." As far back as 1290
a "Keeper of the King's Ward-
robe" was appointed. His assist-
ants were known as "Ordnance
Officers" and it was their job to
see that the armed followers of
the feudal barons were equipped
according to the "ordinances"
laid down. The elision respon-
sible for many of our words
through the centuries got in its
fell work and the present spelling
was the result.
What has all this to do with
department stores?
Plenty!
We won't stop to trace the or-
igin of the title, Master -General
for the Ordnance, through the cen-
turies — what we are concerned
with is the job of storekeeping
and. procurement done today by
this big department of the army
under the direction of its civil-
ian head.
For all the military sound of
that title it is a civilian, Victor
Sifton, who heads Canada's big-
gest department store. Do yogi
need hospital beds? Indent on Or.,
dnance for them. Have you e)y
recruit with out -size feet? Doak
your unit need a cobbler's wave
skis, snowshoes, a caterpillar tray.
tor, spare parts for a 25 -pounder
gun, worsted shoulder -badger's
stripes for N.C.O.'s? Ask Orae.
nance.
Ordnance is not just a bi
store. Ordnance supplies skilled!
tradesmen who maintain the aro
moured and other vehicles whits
equip the. Army, The wos
"master" as applied to the R. ,
0. C., is well -applied. Many of itsel
Men are master -mechanics. They
were before enlistment, or they
have beep trained in schools op'
erated by Ordnance.
In the Great War, 1914.1919
Ordnance supplied the fathers of
today's Canadian Army with "G.
S. Wagons" and horses. Today it
supplies your army with the thou.
sands of mechanized vehicles re-
quired to wage all-out warfare.
To do this and do it rapidly i
has adopted the tried practices o
modern business and adapted
them to the special requirements
of the times.
Ordnance even supplies each.
soldier with a "housewife." Thie
word is sometimes pronounced—
and maybe spelled -= "huzzif".
It means, excuse me please you
old soldiers, a folding hold -all
fitted with needels and thread,
pins, spare buttons,
This homely interpretation of
the duty of a wife would seem
to indicate that the "housewife"
(Army issue) is of almost as long
a standing as the title of the boss
of Canada's biggest mail-order
store—not even the Master -Gen-
eral for the Ordnance would dare
to invent such a tern today.
Besides, house -wifely as prao.•
tised by soldiers of the Royal
Canadian Ordnance Corps today
is of a more complicated nature.
Do you need a special gadget?
Give an Ordnance man a can -op-
ener, some wire, a couple of
pieces of string and you'll get it.
What's more, in the meantime
someone will stock up on the real
thing, even if he has to invent it!
Anti -Aircraft Fire
Blind But Accurate
The Nazis have a new anti-air-
craft gun which is aimed by de-
tector devices, says the Windsor
Star. The gunner does not need
to see the target and the firing is
blind, but accurate. The gun is
co-ordinated with the detecting in-
strument in such a manner that
the firing is done automatically as
soon as the target is within range.
There is nothing especially new.
to this method of firing. eliaval
guns are fired autoniatie4.;rjy,
when the target is in range. The
intricate device is so linked with
the firing mechanism that the
charge is sent on its way at the
proper moment. If this were not
so, even the most accurate gun-
ners could hardly allow for the
pitch and heave of the warship -
on the waves.
But, the perfection by -which
the guns can be fired so accur-
ately at a blind target is some-
thing new.
Hitler Now Travels
The "Lonely Road':
"Touay the initiative lies with
Roosevelt, Churchill, Stalin, Chi-
ang liar-Shek and the representa-
tives of the Dutch and other gov-
ernments in exile," the Kansas
City Star said recently in an edi-
torial. "They are the ones who
do .he travelling now. With what
emotions Hitler must watch this
steady and inexorable grouping
of forces for his extinction as he
sits alone somewhere in Germany,
his own head government, his own
cominander-in-chief, . his , own di-
rector for foreign Quislings. For
he has nowhere to go and no one
to see; He has reached the end
of the dictatorial road."
The '`ook Si elt
STORM
-By' George R. Stewart
All novels are based on varia-
tions of a comparatively few
fundamental themes, in "Storm"
George Stewart has deeelo,'ed an
entirely new theme, unless, per.
haps, the mythical tale of
the Valkyries was his insei -.tion.
At any rate his treatment of a
scientific subject through the
Medium of fiction is unique,
Mr. Stewart presents Maria, the
Storm,. to his readers iii all the
scientific aspects of her career
and presents her in a laaeuage
that is clear to the layman's mind.
A junior meteorologi:.t in the
California Weather Bureau dis-.
covered Maria, a more or less
harmless low-pressure area, south-
east of Yokohama, Japan. Ceosse-
ing the Pacific, Maria ruched
California in all the fury of a
tempestuous blizzard and down-
pour of rain, bringing destrection,
damage and death. lint Maria, as
is the way of human nateru, was
not all bad for her rains brought
moisture to the parched lands of
California and saved millions of
dollars in crops.
The birth, life and death of the
storm, and the human reactions to
nature in all its violence is told
by Mr. Stewart with great power.
"Stern'' is well chosen as the
l3ook of the Month for December,
Storm ., . by George R. Stewart
The Macmillan Company of
Canada ... Price X3.00.
ATTENTION KNITTERS!
Then, there's the si:ory of the
fellow who stuck his head inside
Red CCioss headquarters and said
to the knitting ladies: "Remember
Pearl Harbor, and purl harder!"
---Stratford Beacon -Herald
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