Zurich Citizens News, 1964-03-12, Page 2PAGE TWO
THURSDAY, MARCH 12, 1964
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Christmas Tree on Wheels
Some people will remember when a
car was thought to be fully equipped with
lights if it had three: two headlamps and
a red light at left rear.
Now it is not unusual to see an ordin
ary passenger car on the road with 13
lights. The manufacturers send some stan-
dard models out of the factory with 11,
consisting of four headlamps, two parking
lamps, four red lights at the rear and a
light for the rear licence plate. The gad-
get -buyer has only to add a pair of fog -
lamps and he's up to 13. It would not be
stretching the truth too much to say that
a car with 13 lights festooning it actually
has 19 lights, because behind the lenses are
four more separate filaments for turn -sig.
nal lights, and another two for brake -signal
lights.
The trend is to make the standard pas-
senger car look even more like a Christmas
tree laid flat and equipped with wheels.
We see some cars now sporting an extra
light mounted centrally on the front,
which goes on whenever the ignition is
switched on, and stays on until the motor
is switched off again.
The purpose of this light, we are told,
is to indicate whether a car is coming or
going. On foggy days or in a snowstorm,
or in high-speed driving on a highway like
401, it is indeed difficult sometimes to
know whether another car is facing towards
you or away from you, and the single cen-
tral light in front is said to be a safety
feature which instantly tells drivers of
other cars whether they are facing or fol-
lowing, and also gives them a clue to
whether the lighted car is moving or
parked.
We note in passing that the sellers of
new gadgets can always find some plausible.
reason for buying the gadget and to note
additionally that a confirmed gadget -buyer
doesn't need much in the way of reasons
to buy.
However, if extra lights are to be add-
ed to the array, we can suggest a more
useful piece of information to be conveyed
by light signals on an automobile. It would
be useful to know, under many sets of cir-
cumstances whether the car facing you is
going to stop. Thousands of collisions are
averted every day, in Ontario traffic, by
the operation of the brake light at the rear
ends of vehicles; when the red lights flash
on the car in front of you, your own re-
flexes operate to move your foot from ac-
celerator to brake pedal.
If brake signals would tell you whether
the car corning to •an intersection from the
opposite direction or from a side street,
was going to stop, it would also help. In
city traffic, the question that flicks through
your mind is often in the form: "Is that
censored idiot going to try to beat the
yellow, or isn't he?"
We're not necessarily arguing for more
and more lights on cars but if there are
to be more lights, brake -signal lights at
the front end would do something to pro-
mote safety.—(Stratford Beacon -Herald)
Farmers' Contracts
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SEED OAT CONTRACTS
Once again we will have the three popular
varieties, Rodney, Garry and Russell seed
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if you wish.
BEAN CONTRACTS
We will be contracting white beans again
this year. We will have all varieties and they
will be of the highest quality.
We will supply seed and fertilizer for
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By RAY ARGYLE
Three years remain before
Canada will mark its centennial
of Confederation. Assuming
that this nation is�able
ttloe hold
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together that long,
been accomplished to date to
fittingly mark our 100th year.
Despite formation of the Ca-
nadian Centennial Commission
under the able administration
of John Fisher, and the birth
of a host of lesser committees,
neither Ottawa nor the prov-
inces have yet drawn up any
concrete plans for the 1967
celebrations.
The most publicized project
thus far is the World's Fair
to be held in Montreal. The
Fair is designed as the glitter-
ing crown jewel) to a galaxy of
Canadian baubles which would
glisten around the world. But
the Fair's planners are already
counting on running at least
$50 million in the hole.
One of the reasons that our
Centennial plans are so slow in
getting off the ground is that
the general commissioner, Mr.
Fisher, is laboring in the unen-
viable position of being a Con-
servative appointeee now an-
swerable to a Liberal Govern-
ment. While Mr. Fisher—uni-
versally admired and respected
as "Mr. Canada" for his earnest
life-long consciousness — is a
natural choice for the job, the
hard realities of political life
have not made his task any
easier.
What can the average Cana-
dian community do to make a
lasting and meaningful contri-
bution to Centennial '67?
Every Canadian city and town
should now launch a two-
pronged drive aimed at climax-
ing this country's century of
Confederation.
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One aspect of the drive would
be to plan, finance and erect
permanent structures of com-
munity value, such as new town
halls incorporating libraries
and auditoriums, new parks, or
new recreational centres.
The other aspect of this great
national crusade should be to
remake the face of every com-
munity through general civic
improvement and beautification
campaigns. Such campaigns
would require both municipal
and private participation, by as
many householders and busi-
nessmen as possible in each
community.
A variety of plans should be
considered. One of the most
appealing of civic redevelop-
ment plans— and most econom-
ical— would involve closing
several blocks of a main busi-
ness street to motor traffic and
turning it into a pedestrian
shopping mall, with provision
for ample off-street parking
nearby.
A practical and low-cost plan
for general beautification of
the business community is the
"Norwich Plan", so named after
the city in England which first
developed it. The Norwich
Plan is being promoted in this
country by the Community plan-
ning Association of Canada and
has already been put into effect
in Oakville, Ont., and other
centres.
This plan provides for a co-
ordinated face-liftng of down-
town business premises, with
the average cost per merchant
usually not running over a few
hundred dollars. It's time now
to put pressure on local council
to see that at least one major
building project, plus a general
civic improvement plan, is un-
dertaken immediately for Cen-
tennial '6'7.
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and
SPICE
By Bill Smiley
There are some people in life
whom I just naturally admire.
Among these are generous,
beautiful women who are mod-
est, old men who don't give a
dang, and little kids who are
shy.
Another species I always felt
I should admire was the Early
Riser. "Surely," I thought.
"there is something clean and
fine and wholesome in a man
who gets up early, winter or
summer, and faces life with a
decent taste in his mouth, and
a good appetite."
For years, accustomed to
waking with sheer horror,
shrinking from the moment of
truth, and finally swinging my
had leg to the floor with both
hands, groaning as I lurched to
the bathroom, I felt inferior in
the presence of the Early Riser.
Now, when it's too Iate to do
much about it, except publicly
admit that I have always secret-
ly hated the Ear ly Riser, I
learn that he's a big phony, that
it's all a matter of metabolism,
that my own species, the Late
Starter, is just as normal,
wholesome and decent. If not
more so, bless us.
Some people, they tell me,
are at their lowest ebb in the
morning. They can scarcely
climb out of the sack, and don't
get warmed up until noon. By
midnight, there's no holding
them, and at 3 a.m. they are
just getting into their stride.
These are the Late Starters.
Us.
In the opposite metabolic
mess are those who can't sleep
in the a.m.
They bustle about, gargling,
rattling pots( and generally be-
ing sickening. They've done a
full clay's work by noon. By 6
Hensall Kinsmen
Lose President
To London Club
The regular dinner meeting of
the Hensall Kinsmen Club was
held Thursday at the Kosy Cor-
ner Restaurant. The group
learned with regret that their
president, Ross Jinks, is trans-
fering to the East London Club.
Ross has been a good Kinsman
and a great president, and he
will be missed by the Hensall
Kinsmen Club.
President Ross Jinks turned
the gavel to vice-president John
Baker, Murray Baker was wel-
comed into the club as a new
member.
Plans were further discussed
in preparation for the Kinsmen
Shamrock Ball, to be held at
the Hensall Community arena
on March 13. A few tickets are
still available for the event and
may be obtained from any Kins-
man.
So he gaily and vivaciously
feels his way to the bathroom,
and when he finds it, converses
brilliantly with the Thing which
faces him in the mirror: Thus:
"Uggghhh!"
p.m. they're getting a bit gray
around the gills. After dinner,
they drowse over the paper,
yawn until the tears spurt from
their eyes in rivulets, and totter
off to bed at 10, full of hot
milk and virtue.
No marriage is quite as gro-
tesque as one between an Early
Riser and a Late Starter. Sad
part of it is that it doesn't show
up until- it's too late, because
when people are courting,
they're keen.
Thus, before the ceremony,
the Early Riser, desperate to
win his girl, will fight off sleep
until well past midnight, even
though his eyes get starry, his
grin a bit fixed. And his girl,
who normally shuns the sun
until it is over the yardarm,
drags herself out of the pad,
with a supreme effort, to meet
E.R. for lunch.
But when they've had a
couple of years of that holy old
wedlock, it's a horse of a dif-
ferent hue.
He wouldn't trade the arms
of Morpheus for those of Eliza-
beth Taylor. She snarls that
he's getting old, wails, "You
don't love me any more!", when
he starts to fade right after the
dishes are done.
It's just as had when the roles
are reversed. After using every-
thing but dynamite to get him
out of the pit and off to work,
she resorts to, "Come on, Prince
Charming. Let's see a little of
that gay vivacity we saw at 2
a.m., when you were dancing
with all the women at the party.
Let's hear a little of that bril-
liant conversation you were
promoting at three, when every-
body with any manners had
gone home, so our hosts could
go to bed."
Music Results
Of Local Teacher
Are Announced
Pupils of Idella Gabel, ARCT,
who tried music exams with the
Royal Conservatory are:
Grande 9, piano: honours,
Judy Finkbeiner; pass: Fay
Schlenker.
Grade 8, piano: honours,
Janet Miller, Mary Ann Hayter,
Shirley Flaxbard.
Grade 7, piano: honours,
Glen Ratz,
Grade 6, piano: pass, Mar-
garet Salmon.
Grade 4, harmony: pass, Mar-
garet Hotson.
Grade 3, harmony: honours,
Janet Miller, Mary Ann Hayter,
Fay Schlenker, Judy Finkbeiner.
Grade 2, theory: pass, Linda
Rader.
Those trying Western Con-
servatory are:
Grade 8, piano: first class
honours, Connie Dietrich.
Grade 6, piano: honours,
Mary Mae Schwartzentruber.
Grade 3, piano: honours,
Marilyn Gascho.
Grade 3, history: first class
honours, Verona Snider.
Grade 2, theory, first class
honours, Yvonne Gingerich.
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