Zurich Herald, 1926-06-03, Page 2: A TE.
-HITTER :HUSBANDS!.
r' tee Sweethearts Bett eir Off Than Wives?
We hear a greet deal about the <lien- of matrimony with the chocolate
lusicx.q of neetrimony. ' creams of courtship. A wife elle can -
"'Before we were married," sighs a eiders the daily paper a barometer of
disgruntle' Roman, "my husband her husband's waning affeotion, and
never came to see me without bringing who fancies herself neglected because
me flowers or a box of chocolates. He her John reads the paper in her pree-
mies
reyeves after marriage when lie never did
so before. is equally`unreasonable. She
forgets that John has no other place
in which to read.
When be saw her only two or three
times a week, or perhaps for a little
while every day, he had leisure in
which to read, He reade at home now
because that is where he lives and
house, and when I try to talk to him where he has the right to expect to do
he just grunts." I as lie pleases.
As for for the woman who feels herself
The Reason Why. i a poor, unappreciated creature because
"Before we were married," laments :her husband no longer dslnrge$ heranother wife, "my husband was always with flattery after marriage, let her
paying me compliments and telling me console herself with the thought that
that I was his ideal of womanly per her husband is not unmindful of her
fections. Now if I want a compliment charms. He hes only come to accept
from him I have to extract it with {them as a matter of course, as we do
more expenditure of time and labor any other blessing.
than it is worth." Men are equally unreasonable. The
These women, and others, demand to ; man who complains that his wife has
linos why a man is so clanged by ' lost her beauty and that she no longer
matrimony. The explanation is rim-:
It ;!poke like the pretty girl he married
plc. Matrimony is not courtship. forgets that she burned out her com
is the plain bread and meat and mash- i plexion standing over the cooking
ed potatoes of life, not the dessert. stove for him; that walking the babies
hen a man rolls up his sleeves and . so that he might have unbroken sleep
goes to work to support a woman he .
is changed from a hero of romance in- ' put wrinkles around her eyes, and that
the reason why her hands • are not soft
to the family provider, and his symbol j and white is because she has made
is no longer a fairy prince, but a cash j corns on them toiling for him.
back, writes a woman correspondent. II
A. woman who complains that her , Becausferent use he and afterusbande marrd eage are
edi
flowers isnot altaking her
tbo
her sign that they are failures as husbands
flowers and taking der to places of and wives. The really and truly mated
amusement as he did c the daysheof couple can take a lot of things for
courtship ignores the havefact keephat he did granted and do witho t mauy outward
not at that period to her in gra q
"food and clothes. observances. Such a man doesn't have
The woman who knows that her hue -1i • to buy his wife flowers to prove that
band is bringing home every penny he , he remembers her. Nor does such a
earns and straining every nerve to I wife fear to lose her husband's ; love
keep his family comfortable is un- II by letting him see her when she isn't
grateful to compare the boiled turnips !wearing her smartest clothes.
doesn't now."
"Before we were married," says an-
other wife, "If there had been earth-
quakes and cyclones and revolutions
and society scandals,• with big head-
lines in the newspapers, my husband
would barely have glanced at them.
Now he sits up with a paper glued
in his hand every minute he is in the
Royal Christening Robe
is All Ready.
Following the birth of a daughter to
the Duke and Duchess of York, the
royal christening robe has been re-
moved from its resting place in Buck -
Ingham
uckIngham. Palace to be in readiness for
the christening ceremony.
It was in this beautiful old ivory-
colored robe of priceless lace that
Queen Victoria was _christened and it
has been worn by many noted babies
since, including King Edward, the Em-
press Frederick, King George and the
Prince of Wales.
Whenever possible, babies in the
direct Line of descent to the throne are
christened by the Archbishop of Can-
terbury, usually et Windsor Castle, in
St. George's chapel, from a massive
gold font, which is brought for the oc-
casion from the jewel house in the
Tower of London. The christening of
Princess Mary's sons from the stone
font in the quaint old parish church
of Goldsborough, Yorkshire, where
Viscount Lascelles himself was chris-
tened, marks a departure from prece-
dent in the baptism of royal babies.
Queen Victoria also was an excep-
tion to the rule. She was baptized
very quietly at Kensington Palaoe, but
the christening of her first-born son,
the future King Edward the Peace-
maker. • was made the occasion of an
imposing display of splendor.
The infant Prince of Wales was
"conducted" in and out of the chapel
at. Windsor by the Lord Chamberlain
and the groom of the stall in accord-
ance with precedence, and luncheon
in the white breakfast room, in honor
of the 'notable event, was followed by
a grand banquet in St. George's Hall
In the evening.
Twenty-three years later, Queen Vk-
toria, dispensing with formality, in-
sisted on holding another royal babe
before the golden font at Windsor
Castle—"George Frederick Ernest Al-
bert," our present king, who had an
unusually large array of royal and dis-
tinguished sponsors.
It was just two years later that
Queen Mary received her amazing list
of names—Victoria Mary Augusta
Louisa Olga Pauline Clementine Ag-
nes—this time at Kensington Palace.
It is an open secret that the popular
little Duchess of York, whose romance
—one of the real old-fashioned kind—
began with the ringing of royal wed-
ding bells just two springs ago, is a
great favorite with her majesty.
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1st
And Necessary, Too.
Motorist—"Why are you always in managing and tutoring a roomful
smashing billboards al�cng the road, of restless• children, the weary teacher
Jones?" will have acquired a sufficient number
Jones (sarcastically)—"To get a of furrows in the forehead to make her
view of the country, of Course!"
It's
SCLS V�'T "MUT B011,1")t$
It is no longer eutxotent, in the world " Horn books ere now so rare that
of to1it , to have acquired the "three high, prices are given by colleetvrs for'
P.'•s"•--reacting, wilting and "i•itlereetie, genuine s•p:eeieuens. When, in 1877,
The simple old clane'.y edictl of a hun= the Caxton Exlilhition of printing eye
be1 four s ectnlens
years of horn-bnoks wez'e shown, and at an-
d d ago seems never to have tlqulttee was held, on Y p
en
possible.
Another great difference is iii the other exhibition held In 18,82 only
school equipment. in the old days p•en,' elght.
ink and paper were seanc0(.1:A5'18)11)0)&1_,
', black Them are no duncesto clay put into
board's and chalk were unheard of, and eel -ors of the school rooms, with tall
even slates and slatepeneils were lux- paper caps, ddke sugar loaves, on their
uries. Howthen, sero the ehildn en !Leads. But the dunce was, a hundred
taught thele, letters wor initlated into Years ago, a feature of every school,
the meste'ies of even the simplest Always therewas the dullard, the
sums? (stupid one, who could not receive- in -
At till earliest period they learnt struction.
fie= a "Horn Book." What was this 73wt why "dunce?" How did the
now -forgotten thing? Is there to -day ward originate? It wasoriginally the
anyone familiar with the appearance name of a man, one John Scat, or
of a born -book? None. Collectors . "Scotus,," known in has day as "Duns
rare l Scotus," because he came from the lit -
prize them, for they are extremely
th.ough'once they were very common. I tle town of Duns, in the eolith of Scot -
A horn -book consisted of a flat Piece land, He nourished about 1265-1808,
of wood of about one-eighth of an inch and was by no meats a stupid fellow.
thickness, and o3 some three and a Chiefly he was a theological disputant
half laches to six inches in length, and 10! the old school and entirely opposed
about two-thirds of these ieeasure-;'to the then new ways of thought,
rents in breadth. It was provided j which were the beginnings of the new
with a handle; by which the child helot' learning.
1t On this flat piece of wood, corn- His followers were known as "the
DUTCH PRINCESS STUDIES LAW
Princess Juliana of Holland, who recently celebrated her 17th. birthday.
Under the direction of mother, Queen Wilhelmina, she is studying Law since,
according to reports, she is not sure that she will reign as queen.
THE POORLY PAID SCHOOL -TEACHER
Under present conditions the wagesed to being so; butwithout boasting
of the average rural teacher are inade- I she artlessly .told how she 'had recent-
quate for her support. She must be ly refused a much easier position be
suitably dressed. She•must'subscribel cause in her overcrowded school were
to literature relating to her work and I, a great many children she so loved
she must attend conventions. All of . that she •could not give them up.
this oasts money. These present ex- Affection like this is not ,rare and is
pensee preclude the possibility of pro- reciprocal. We happen to know a man
viding against the day when the school of 70 who remembers with deep affec-
board decides that she has become too' tion his first teacher who 65 years ago
old to be retained. In' the meantime, introduced him to the mystery of let -
she has been so loyal to her calling: tern. These instances are the bright
that she has declined attractive busi- side of the picture which makes the
nese offers, so that when she is con- i teacher's life worth while.
sidered no longer qualified to teach she + Modern school boards are becoming
has no preparation for the years that; more liberal, but the rural teaching
1 f ss -on still continues to be one of
monly oak, eves placed a printed piece
of paper, generally bearing the alpha-
bet and the Lord's Prayer, and some-
times the numerals as well.
The paper was kept in position and
guarded from injury .by being placed
under a thin, transparent sheet of horn
secured by a brass edging. Hence
"horn -book." Im the older kind the
type used was of the Gothic, "black -
letter" Old English sort. The earliest
lcnown horn -book dates back to about
145G.
With the growing use of paper and
print, chap -books and small primers, They were simple contrivances, con•
the vogue of the horn -book declined;
and it went entirely out of use at the sisting of a long, plain board, with a
opening of the nineteenth century. The raised edge. This was supported,
last order for a stock of these articles table -high, by trestles. The board was
was given by a firm of stationers in covered with fine sand, on which, with
1799; and as the then old-fashioned their fingers, the children formed the
things proved unsalable the unwanted letters. The sand was then prepared
stock was destroyed some years later. for the next lesson with a "smoother."
Duns men,' and as the new ways
gained ground and the old lost favor
Duns Scotus and those of his way oaf
thinking 'were treated with oontempt
and were regarded as ignoramuses.
That is the pedigree of the word
"dunce."
The dunces of the schools a century
ago would have spoiled much 'paper
and spilled much ink, but for the fact
that children then were taught to
trace the letters of the alphabet on the
sand -table.
Sand -tables are now also very rare.
Wanted Him to Come Home Ear y.
Smith—"I'm going to paint the town
to -night."
Mrs. Smith—"Well,» don't give it
more than one coat."
On Memory's Film.
The sparrows . . . come day
by day for their:reed of crumbs
spread for them outside my window. .
Very early in the morning I hear the
whirr and rustle of eager wings, and
the tap, tap, of little beaks upon the
stone. The sound carries me back,
for.it was the first to greet me when
I rose to draw water and gather kind-
ling in my roadrender days; and if
I slip back another decade they survey
• me, reproving my laziness, from the
• foot of the narrow bed fn my little at-
tic overseas.
Looking along the roadway that we
landmarks
remain to her. Pi'o e i _ have see the
When one sees the hundreds of hap- the poorest paid. greataveand traveled we which have deter,
on faced commencement
of a no ane"
aches J mined the direction of our feet. For
on commencement dray ands'- realizes i those of childhood stand out
that they must soon face the problem
Sentence Sermons.
Money a Man Saves—By not
helping those in distress never makes
him really happy.
—At the expense of his hep never
wilds a prosperous, business.
—At the cost of honor never erects,
truthful monument. .
—By staying out of school is always
Each Home. some, .
The above all. the . rest; but I remember
of how to live upon a salary much too
small for their needs one feels more They err who think that lodestsars 1 few notable ones and those few the em-
likemust be all i phatic chord of .the universe rather
condoling with rather than con- 1 than any commerce with my fellows.
gratulating them. Nor should it be Of the first magnitude and general b There was the night of my great disap-
considered surprising that days come fame; t
when the overworked teacher is in- Or that to be a talisman, a name pointment when I was borne from my
°lined to regret that she did not spend Must he of those men publicly extol. a 1 comfortable bed to see the wonders
six months at a business college in- I of the moon's eclipse. . . Then
stead of two years in a normal school. Dazzle may temporarily enthrall- a poor investment. there was a night at Whitby, when the
Over against this picture is the con- And moths be singed within the garish —By starving his soul is never en- wind made speech impossible, and the
tflame; joyed• seas rushed up and over the great
gazesher profession n that the average teacher re -—Is a better index of character than lighthouse. I like better to remember
a.rds . as a prelude to Strivers forget the way by which they the money he earns. the scent of the first cowslip field an•
marriage and follows it only long came —Sometimes costs too much.
der the warm side of the hedge, when
enough to provide herself with her In answer to ambition's siren call.
wedding finery. This may be true in
part but it is far from being a common But many an exile loves some little
experience. After a few years spent Thrums,
What time his restless feet are led to
roans,
And with the strife of emulation past,
Back to the first -loved hearts and
scenes he comes—
White ways forsaken for' the lights of
home,
And London lett for Stratford at the
last.
—Alice Lawry Gould.
A. peculiar thing about short dresses
is that women seem satisfied with the
least they can get for their money.
THE QUEER WAYS THAT BIRDS EAT
It is intere tfng tee watch the differ- accumulate a steady supply of gnats.
ent ways fru wiii h birds feed. A remarkable fellow is the cuckoo.
The trash. who is eery fond of No young, juicy caterpillars for him, if
snails; takes thew to a regular dining he can help it. A "tough, hard-boiled
table,a flattish stone littered with the guy," as they say in the Wild -West, he
slier"s cf teeny a past feast. Here be; much prefers his caterpillars large
streenettely hammers them until they land hairy—the hairier the better.
are, broken. -and then proceeds with his Down in the loug lush grass of the
meal. ditch he hunts and feasts on drinkers,
The kingfisher, emerging from the oak eggars and "woolly bears."
stream with a struggling minnow held
crossways in his beak as a dog holds
a bone, performs a really marvellous
feat when be edges it round, head on, there is one food that no healthy wood -
into the position in which he is able pecker can resist it is ants' eggs.
to swallow it. Energetically, with beak and feet, he
The shrike stocks a larder, usually in scratches his way into an antheap like
a dense blackthorn thicket. Catching a terrier into a rabbit hole. The hawk
frogs and mice, bees, flies and grass- drops onto his dinner, poised one mo -
hoppers, he spikes thein onto thorns to meet, noiseless and almost motionless,
await his gourmand's pleasure. Eggs, above the turf of the common --falling
baby nestlings and even adult spar- as though shot the next. Try dropping
rows and small finches are seized for a stone over a cliff exactly onto a spot
Ibis larder, the making of which has far below, no bigger than your head, If
Well earned him the name of the but- you would realize how skillful is lita
Ober bird. feat.
The snipe probes deep into the mud The nuthatch eats nuts, whenever
for small, wriggling creatures with its there are any nuts to be had. Lacking
long beak, the skin of which gives`'it the squirrels' sharp little teeth, . he
a sense of touch as reliable as that of
our fingers.
Worms are the daily bread of the
One might not unreasonably expect
the woodpecker to dine up In the tree- •
tops, where he seems to belong, but if
might Well be expected to find insolu-
ble the problem of how to open a nut.
He carries It, however, to a ,rugged
hesitate.
There is still another side to the
question. Recently we met a poorly
paid and none too robust country
school -teacher on whose roster were 70
pupils. She looked tired and -confess -
robin and the blackbird, and they do oak tree–no other kind will do --fixed
not stint themselves. A conscientious is securely into a crevice, and then,
clinging to the rough bark, cracks it
with two or three deft hammer blows
from his bill.
The skim gul lis the champlen hooll-
dtarve to death it offered no other gan of the bird world. His mode of
food, They do not usually pay heed to dining without the trouble of diving is
any particrular !Wet, merely by shim, to thheee smaller gulls; forcing them to
ming to tins fro over • ponds and disgorge •the fish they have fast
ictreeins With their Menthe open they caught.
observer found that a robin. eats • about
fourteen feet of worm every day!
Swallows, on the 'other hand, have
no use for worms, anti will promptly
—_. I sang to myself for pure joy of their
color and fragrance. Again, there
were the bluebells in the deserted
quarry like the backwash of a south-
ern sea, and below them the miniature
forest of sheltering bracken with ite
quaint conceits; and crowned above
all, the day I stood' on Watcomhe
Down, and looked across a Stretch of
golden gorse and new turned field, the
green of the headland, and beyond, the
sapphire sea. . . .
The forests, tote are ready with a
story !rid in the fastness of their soli-
tude. . . . It seems but last night
that I wandered down the road which
led to the little unheeded village where
I had made my temporary home. The
warm -scented breath of the pines and
the stillness of the night wrapped me
in great content; the .summer light-
ning leapt in a lambent arch across
the east, and the stars, seen dimly
through the somber tree crests, -were
outrivalled by the glow-worms which
shone in countless points of light
from bank and hedge.—Michael Fair -
lees., In "The R:oadmender-"
Harbinger.
We half decide the bluebird
Is• but a lovely myth,
And April only a legend
To sweeten fancy with.
And then, some magic morning
This miracle of blue
Descends upon our gate -post
And fairyland comes true.
—Odell Shepherd.
ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES
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First Arbutus.
Pink, small; and punctual,
Aromatic, glow,
Covert in April,
Candid in May.
Bear to the moss,
1Ctiown by the knoll,
Next to the robin
1n every human soul. Bold little beauty,
Bedecked with thee,
Nature forswears
Antiquity.
—Emily Dicktneon.'
Hadn't Brought Bill.
A young woman entered a milliner'si
shop with a young nran and paid al
sinall deposit on a hat, which Eke pro`,
rased to call for fit a few days. How-
ever, it was several weeks tater when
she returned. The assistant, having;
forgotten the transaction, asked if she
had brought her bill,
we're married n , replied, 'lieu see,
,"Oh, "no," she
ow, and we otiu'h afford,
train fad for two"
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