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Zurich Herald, 1932-11-03, Page 7TPTY In Bed for Weeks Miss Kerton Was Nervous an4 Anaemiic. Until Dir. Williams' Pink Pills Restores' liter Health "1 believe it is my duty to tell other sufferers of the wonderful re- lief I experienced from taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for anaemia," writes Miss Mamie Merton, Badjeros, Ont. "For three years I suffered from weekness, shivering and fainting spells, feeble pulse, poor appetite. I was nervous, restlessand always pale. 1 Was fn. bed for weeks at a time, until 1 put Dr, Williams' Plnk Pills to the Experienced Wonderful Retie Ocean Voyage Pulse of engines underneath,. Ceaseless, faithful .as a heart; Order, shining Whiteness, peace; Current of a world apart— World where days .are marked by bells, Nights are watches, and the while Fleet-Oafoot mon serve the ship, Mile slips by on rolling mile. 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Williams" 246 BABY'S ©' afM TABLETS At Unique CIuh Owl LaffsN TO ell/Elle Where has been no sign given that the Ugly Men's Association ofi P Lisbon Traffic Wheeled traffic offers more variety 10. Lisbon than in many other capi- tals of Europe. Modern traffic is very much in evidence; motorcars of all,, makes hoot their way through crowds of leisurely pedestrians, electric trams, turning sharp corners with grinding sound of wheels, urge state ly coaches to give them free pas- sage, by means of a nsmphatic bell. The coaches oblige, 4r_d with more ex- pedition than clo the pirate tram -cars, already described. These coaches are a link with the past. They rumble rather heavily over the stone pave- ment, drawn by horses decked out in a brave liispiay of .plated harness,. The coachman is generally -a typical Portuguese servant, with long side- whiskers, and he urges his steeds •to high stepping rather than to speed. The horses are of the breed that figures in paintings of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, having small heads and round rumps, wavy flowing tails, arched crests and waving manes, and so much action that pace has to suffer; but dignity is maintained... . Yet more primitive vehicles roll through the streets of Lisbon, plain box -like carts on solid wooden wheels, of a design unchanged since Roman times. These carts have a talent, far more pronounced than that of the pirate tram, for getting in the way and impeding traffic; the drivers are as impervious to objurgation as the oxen that draw these obstructive con- veyances. These varied forms of vehicles make up the daily pageant of the streets.—Captain B. Granville Baker, in "A Winter Holiday in Portugal." ANSWER TO :AST v- ^K'S PUZZLE 19) Eat, drink, and be merry! No need to feel "sunk" next day. Take a laxative dose of Phillips' Milk of Magnesia when you go to bed, or with your breakfast orange. It rids stomach and bowels of all lingering poisons. No headaches. No nausea. Not even a, coated tongue. Get the genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia; substitutes are not the same. ALSQq IN � TAB RT F Ilik Phillips' Milk of 4ugnosie Tablets era - t le at drug stores eyes wIcr Allah °tbny a uivaleht of a teaspoonful of genuine > ipa . of Magnesia. k'irst Floorwalker ---"Poor old Per - West Australia, is going to change tins has coinpietely Jost his' hearing. the name of the institution. The I'm afraid he'll lose his job," I qualifications for have always been simply the posses. i.r 's to be transferred to.tlze complaint membership which Second Floorwalker ^ "Nonsense' sin of ugliness have not, as far as department. an . c be learned been alteieci b b tl sort Hot Blasts NY FORMULA, t1.00 1i)ACII.,Vs1:.. full. of a the p of Classified Advertising List of wanted Inventions and ftp information sent free. '&'lis Ramsay Coxwr any. World Patent Attorneys. 873 iianle Street, Ottawa, Canada. fat h NSDIl.h FOR ALL SIC' NESS4 Write Mrs. Anna Penner, 808 Burne St., 4vintSineg. Man. SSOR4VLU;GA. No doubt the members go a oft perverse, boyish Some minds are so open that they Midland Laboratory, 108 l3urns St., pride in possession of their tin- lvinnipeg, Mao, • appear unable to hold anything. No --r prepossessing exteriors. Of such in' body laves a flat luau. A man is some- stitutional detail one can speak but times known by the ignorance he is some - whimsical suppositions and Fancies, I willing to admit, And remember that j for exact information is lacking. On , one point, however, thorn remains nal good luck is a lazy mans estimate of i ua worker's success. Make the best of "dubclub on. The record of this strangelthe trouble you have and don't go bears out the old quotation, around hunting for more. A wave of` "Handsomeg is that handsome .does:"1 emotion bas swept more than one man Thise.:6000 organization, which r 1919 into the sea of matrimony. When a raised it]0ll to teach men carpentry, woman cleans her husband's pipe--- blac33i3mithiizg, and other pursnits> � well, she surely loves him. tics lately purchased a Parte for the T __s training of boys in agriculture. Dur-1tch a Basket lug the next 18 months, says a press I "Have you noticed how Ashton 000 .ch, "the Uglies"hope to train drops his aspirates?" 1 1000 boys. 'It's nothing to the way he drops his vowels. I've got more than a dozen of his I. O. U'[." And after all, isn't the modern girl Pith her paint, lipstick and rouge just about as real as grandmother was with the false hair and bustles? If this is the way ugly men com- fort themselves when they organize let us hope that they get together in increasing numbers. What the world needs, in other words, Is more ugly men, and them organized. Like that famous ugly man of ]iteraturre.l Cyrano de Bergerac, the members of A Association. undoubt material molds.—The Christian Sci my ancestors.'" the Ugly Men's ssoc Ile—„Oh, you mustn t blame me for edly carry their adornments OHM SONG LIE LION D E F U N U S E in less I blame them for I Sh.e—"I don't. encs Monitor. you:' THREW AWAY HIS 1 All Set Far a Massacre "I tam my wife I would shoot any i man who had flirted with her at the seaside." "What did she Sciatica Yielded to "she told me Kruschen I gun." When There can be no doubt that this man i Willie—"I'm ready has finished walking with a stick, far l mother." it is now four years since he discarded Mother—"Have you it. ! face?" He writes:—"For 18 months I sue Willie—"No." fered with chronic sciatica and rheu- Mother—"No what?" matism, and was unable to walk with- Willie --"No .soap." out the aid of a stick. But after tak- ng Kluschen Salts for a short time, I incriminated . was able to throw away the stick. It Guest—"Your little daughter looks is now four years since this happened, so good and quiet." and I have had no return of the coin- Hostess—"I hadn't noticed. Mary, plaint, and have not lost a day from come here—what naughtiness have work. I sl.all never be without Krus- you been up to now?" chen Salts, as they are worth their weight in gold. You can use this let- Caller—"And what are the twins to 'Trials of the Gold Standard ter as you please, as I can honestly re- be named, Johnny?" commend Kruschen Salts to any suf- Johnny—"Helen and Maria." According to the medicos blonde ferer."—C. F. Caller—"Why, no, Johnny, it can't snn-bathers blister very easily. So it If the eliminating organs become be that!, appears that blisters as well as mis- siuggish, they permit harmful uric acid Johnny—"Well, that's what Daddy ters prefer blondes. to accumulate and deposit itself in the said when the nurse brought them in." The advertisement read thus: "Be- Amusement fore you put the baby on the floor, Let amusement fill up the 'links of clean it thoroughly with our Vacuum your existence, but not the great Cleaner." i spaces thereof.—Theodora Parker. STICK say?„ to bring a machine - to eat now, washed your CER AQ lTYrdtOMFORT A HEALTHS SAKE BE REGULAR DONT TA/EAtaKIOi/J'D�f'U SI A GUARANTEED REGULATOR ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS NO lG NAUSEOUS. , MEDICINES EASILY USED • s Jatr/CIEkr FOR SEVERit[ r rmfevrt /N 7Hf NOSE ' 07vOBOR,. CASf3 W/7/f fYRG Q/RECT/Q/3. DYSMENORRHOEA AMENOR EDEA WALTANNE REMEDIES DEPT. W. 2 College St. - Toronto Ont. it was the idea of a short pretty girl. who was continually being kissed on the forehead. D tissues, muscles and joints in the 0 form of needle -pointed crystals, which, M piercing the nerve sheaths, cause ex - E cruciating pains of sciatica. The six salts in Kruselien stimulate the elimin- ating organs to healthy, regular ac- tion. Mischievous uric acid is then given no chance to collect. N 1 A LVI,,O A R%/GG ACT AA M TV R U G Y% ONE V,B A 8 E%rrA R A I T GAThl FAA �0 E N A D v OIR RU A N H A R E R S R A H I P%/A V mit 17 ;1%/j„li WRY U D E R E S A I M 0 P M V4 A R OTIC ER11 A S OW ROBED GAP Ade crsity Sweet are the uses of adv rsity, which, like the toad, Ugly and venomous, yet wears a jewel in its head. —Shakespeare J A G Taken Literally A census taker, on asking a woman how old she was, received the fallow- ing answer: "Do you know how cicl the Hill girls next door are?" "Sure." • „ "Weil, I am as old as they. The census taker wrote down, "As old as the hills."--Conregationalist. OUR CROSS -WORD PUZZLE Horizontal 1—Negative 4—Urges 9—Operated 12—Anger 13 --Uncanny 14—Personality 15—Juniper. 17—Slang: energy 19 Astringent salt 21—Italian River 22 -To unite with 25—Wlieel tooth 27 --Mislaid 31 ---Frequently 32—Astronomer 34—Whether 35 ---Hawaiian wreath 88 --Grain spike 37 --Negative 38 ---Southern. Indians 41—Drunkard 42—Gallows 43 --Sister 44--'uttlig rocks 45—To leave 47—To expand - 49—To attach i3—War instrument 57—Meadow 58—To sing 00—Affirmative 01 --Boy 02—Foe 03—To obtain Vertical 1—Nothing 2, ---Mineral e—Beverage 4—To pare 5 ---Lessening 6—COnjtmctlan 7—To plunge 8—To percolate 9 --Corded cloth 10—Yeats oltl 11 --Conjunction 1E3 --Dish 1,8—.Arctic 20---1Garge bird 22—Cross timber 23 --Bid 24 --Pronoun 26—Back stage apart- ment 28—Weight (abbr.) 29—Title 30—Jogs 32—Japanese coin 33—Fuel 35—Vassal 39—Pronoun 40—To drag 41—To such extent 44—Two (Scotch) 40—Formerly 48—Sole 49—The whole 50—Edible seed 51—Cushion 52—Tribe of Israel l4—To silence 55—To scrutinize 59 --To soak 59 -•-Note of scale Knows His Oats Beginner—"Now, my man, 1 want to hire a horse. How Icing can I have it out?" Groom—"Well, sir, we usually leave that to the horse." It takes more than one swallow to make a summer—and more than one flirtation to make a vacation. 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