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CONTRACT
4Wyxne Ferguson
Author of-raA.crECM. AUCTION BRIDGE"
ARTICLE No, 20
"Don't judge by results" is a nighty otber cards. Learn to analyze -the
good slogan and one that should be various hands that come up for dis-
applied at a1i times. Most players are cussion and you will soon determine
apt to judge by results. at Auction or, whether or not your bids or those of
Contract, rather than by analysis, and your fellow -player: are sound.
there is nothing more harmful if a I During an evening's play there prob-
player really and sincerely wishes to !ably will be several hand.. that will
improve his game. Sound bidding is' puzzle you, and those are the hands
based on probabilities, not upon cer- that you should note and pander over.
tainties. If you or any player at the'. One of the greatest players of the day
table fails to make his bid, analyze the, or. ; his skill tot .st such tactics. Af-
hand before deciding whether the bid ter every game, he would study over
v -as good or bad. Be sure of your facts his mistakes and those of the other
before you criticize. players and try to `pure out the proper
Many a bid that is defeated several plays and bids in each instance. All
tricks save., a game or rubber and of us haven't his patience, but it's a
may, therefore, have been perfectly l great system if tried out even with
justifiable. Anything can happen to a only a few hands an evening.
hand, even to the strongest. There is I The follow'tg represent interesting
practieall;.* lie hand that you will ever hands that were noted by the writer
hold which n a high bid cannot be during one evening's play t
defeated by a freek diet:ibution of the
Auction Bidding
No score, first game. Z dealt and
elected to bid one no trump. All passed
and A proceeded to lead diamonds,
winning the first five tricks. This hand
is interesting because, if Z had bid
spades instead of no trump, he could
have made game. It looks Ike a bet-
ter chance for game at no trump, how-
ever; so Z's bid cannot be justifiably
criticized. A made. a good play by re-
fusing to bid diamonds, having the
lead at no trump. If he had bid' the
diamonds, Z would then have bid the
spades and gone game. The lesson to
learn from A's taetirs is: Don't over-
bid no trump on your right if you have
a set-np suit or one that will set up in
one round and .. sure card of re-entry.
To bid under such conditions shows
the no trump bidder the danger spot
of his hand and often drives him to
another and gauze bid, as in this ex-
ample..
Contract Bidding:
Z should bid one spade. One of the
lessons learned by Contract players,
!as distinguished from Auction players,
pis to prefer a suit bid to no trump if
the suit Is in any way sound bid. In
this instance the spade suit is a sound
bid and, therefore, preferred to the no
rattrap. A should bid two diamonds,
and Y should bid three spades, B
must pass and 71 should bid four
Hand No..1 ..
Hearts -4, 10, 6
Clubs -8, 7, 5, 2
Diamonds ---K, J. 10
:spades 10, ,, 3
Hearts -A. Q, e, 2 t Y Hearts -K, a, 4, 3
Clubs -J, 6 : A B : Clu.bs-none
Z 1)iamantts-9, S
Sprelce_-.. 1. 1-. J. 5 Spad"'-.- QJ. it.7.
0, 1. 2
'hearts -7
Clubs -A, K., Q, 10, 9, 4, 3 '
Diamonds -Q, 7, 6, 5, 2
Spades -none
No scum, lira game. .13 dealt and sure tricks, doubled and all passed. B
passed and Z bid clubs. should have bid five spades, but his
This is a perfect example of a pre- hand was so weak that .he failed to do
emptive or shut -out bid at either Ane- so. As a result, G made five clubs I.
tion or Contract. Z's strength was doubled, lasing only one heart and one
confined to the minor sults and he was diamond, i
right in trying to shut out a bid by his An analysis and siudy of this band
opponents. A, with apparently four will be worth while.
Diamond'-.. a, 4, e
Hand No. 2
Hearts -K, 10, 7
Clubs --A, R, Q, 4
Diamonds -A, I{, Q, 3
Spades --8, 3
_
Hearts ---Q, ,T. . rf Hearts -A, 8, 4
Clubs --J, 7 : A B : Clubs -10, 6, 2
Diamonds --.I, 8 Z •Diamonds --10, 6, 4
Spades --K. Q, ,T, 9, 5, 2 Spades --"10, 7, 6, 4
Hearts --9, 6, 3, 2
Clubs -9, 8, 5, 3
Diamonds --9, 7, 5, 2
Spades ---A
Auction Bidding
No score, first game. Y dealt and
bid one no trump, B and Z gassed and
A bid two spades. Y doubled, B passed
and Z bid three hearts. All passed and
A opened tile king of spades, which Z
wort with the ace. He then led the Y should bid two dismantle and Z
deuee of hearts, A played the jack, Y should bid two no trump, the minimum
the king and Il won the trick with the response, A should pass and Y should
ace. 13 now led a spade and Z discard- now bid three clubs. Z should now bits
ed the deuce of diamonds. This was a, four diamonds and 'Y should bid five
very smart play as it enabled Z to win diamonds, It should be evident that
the tante as all he had to lose ryas one Y Z can Make game at diamonds as
more heart trick. This hard is -a per- they should lose only Iwo heart tt'icks,
feet example of the wonderful results
obtained by use of the iiifbriratory
double, A close study of this hand, .ofBe "
d of Your
the various plays and bids, will not
only be interesting, but also very in- Indigestion
structivo.
Contraot Bidding
betides, whtelr can be made against any
defense.
As previously mentioned, the fore-
going hands were selected during one
evening's play and illustrate the
writer's suggestions as to study of
hands. If players would analyze even
one hand a night, they would be sur-
prieed at the go, 1 relatifs obtained,
Scientist Declares World
Is Like Soap Bubble
London, ldnglaud.--The universe
was described recently by Sir James
Jeans, eminent sclentist, as being like
a vast soap bubble, or a huge balloon,
constantly expanding and exploding.
The stars and planets, under his
newest conception of the universe, Sir
James said, are like tiny specks on the
surface of the balloon: As the baloon
expands, the objects in space are con-
stantly moving away from each other
at terrific speed.
Sir lames credited Prof. Albert E.
Einstein with opening up a new vision
of the universe with, his theory of
relativity. This new development of
the T)insteiu theory, he said, was the
sixth and latest great milestone In
tbe whole history of science.
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Hand No. 8
earts--A, 4, J
Olabs-1 , 8, 2
Diamonds -r, 10, 4
Spades^ --Q, 10, 7, 4
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Hearts --X, 7, 5
inbi --A, s, a
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Owl Laffs
It's Tr , Enough
One sure way to bust
Friendship bubbles,
• Try to make your friends
Share your troubles.
The chap who says his wife don't
understand him simply's got to say
something if he hopes to get away
with the stuf; he's trying to pull,
A little neighbor gird came in with
a scratch on her face. Her mother
said:
Mother -"Why, Janis, what has hap-
pened?"
Janis (looking very unconcerned) -
"Oh, that just where I scratched my-
self on the cat."
The Boy :w b careful. These
canoes tip over ver, easily,"
The Girl (timidly) -"Would it be
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The Boy --"Yes?"
The Girl -"To shift this piece of
candy to the other side of my mouth?"
Running for office isn't as strenuous
a job as it once was, because since
germs have been officially introduced
mothers don't want their babi,
kissed.
Speaker -"Gentlemen, I think that
we glue manufacturers must stick to-
gether."
Gentleman (in the rear) -"The feel-
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A skunk has four legs and a gossip
bas two,
What has become of the old-fashion-
ed girl whose ambition was to grow
up and wear a corset? Some people
sleep late trying to mak. their dreams
come true. The next time you think
of an alibi, remember that Adam
blamed Eve but didn't get away with
it,
Here's another version of an old
poem: "Mary had a little mule, and it
followed her to skate, and the teacher,
like a fule, stepped up behind the mule
and hit him with a rule, and then there
was no skule."
Sunday School Teacher -"And why
did Noah take two of each kind of ani-
mals into the ark?"
Bright Little Boy -"I guess he didn't
believe that story about the stork."
Device Grouping bust Particles
Proposed for Grime Detection
London -The detection of crime
by the analysis of dust is the newest
study by European criminologist,
and Scotland Yard is soon to be ask-
ed to test acievice introduced by
an Amer'ieaii electric carpet -sweep-
ing concern.
This device automatically sepa-
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and other impurities that may be
present on clothes and other articles
and thus makes possible scientific
comparison with dust and conditions
characteristic with a given location.
Its inventors assert that its use will
enable detectives to secure evidence
as to places which a suspected per
son baa visited,
•
There never did and there net e.
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noble and excellent hi a ehataott
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Russia Not So Smart
Soap worth 10 cents is now selling
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recall that not so many months ago
Russia was clumping soap on to the
British market at prices lower than
the cost of production in Britain in an
effort to ruin a British industry. Rus-
sia is not nearly as smart as she fig-
ured she was going to be. ---Stratford
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