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,itlleem tee Credits Now Happy Girlhood
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"I am not quite 14
years old," writes
Aileen Leg, Dongola,
Ont. "This summer
I was thin and nerv-
ous. I would rave at
night; even get up
and walk all through the 'house in my
sleep. Mother sent me away for a long
holiday, but when 1 came back my nerves
were just as bad. One day mother bought
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Pills. They worked like magic. I have
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for me."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills effect such
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[Noise
No Longer
Bothers Her.
German' Castle Becomes
College For Americans
Meissen, Saxony -American girls
.moon will be going to classes in ro-
santio old . Siebeneiohen Castle,
which is being converted into a col-
lege by Baroness Monika von. eliltitz,
its owner. Classes begin tbls month.
The curriculum is designed prim-
arily for American women desiring
:o teach German, but it. includes pre-
paratory courses in. other professions
calling for a knowledge of the Gar-
man language. Entrance require-
ments are at least two years of
study in an American university or
college. The castle school is under
the personal. direction of the bar-
oness.
Sieben:eichen, or Seven Oaks Cas-
tle, is picturesquely situated on an
eminence in the countryside near
Meissen, where famous Dresden.
china is made. The first historical
mention of Siebeneiohen was made
in 1394. The present castle, incor-
porating remains of an older Gothic
structure, was built in the 1500's by
Ernest van _Miltitz, marshal of the
Saxon court.
An atmosphere of cloistral trau-
guillity now pervades the old fortress.
The grounds where knights once
snatched their strength, in tourneys
are a beautiful park of old trees.
evy creepers cover the 'walls and the
battlements are grass growo,
Duties
The highest duties oft are found
lying upon the lowliest ground.
CHILD need
REGULATING?
CASTQRIA WILL
DO ITI
When your child needs regulating,
remember this: the organs of
babies and children are delicate.
Little bowels must be gently.urged
never forced. That's why Cas-
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and mothers. It is specially made
for children's ailments; contains
uo harsh, harmful drugs, no nar-
eottcs. You can. safetly give it to
young infants for cblic pains. Yet
it is an equally effective regulator
for older children. The next time
Your child has a little cold or fever,
or a digestive upset, give him the
help of Castoria, the children's own
remedy. Genuine Castoria always
has the name.
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AUCTION oaf
CONTRACT
4Wynne Ferguson
Author of '`PRACTICAL AUCTION BRIDOB~
ARTICLE No. 13
The informatory double is still an
important factor in Auction and Cop-
tract, and presents some interesting
and puzzling questions of bidding For
example, suppose tee. dealer bids one
no trump anct second hand Roubles
(informatory), with what type of hand
should the dealer's partner make a
bid? There is still considerable differ-
ence of opinion among the experts as
to .the proper procedure in this situa-
tion but the writer has very definite
ideas in regard to it. There are four
distinct types of hands at either Auc-
tion or Contract which should be bid
by the dealer's partner over an inform-
atory double of one no trump. First:
with a hand as good as an original no
trump, dealer's partner should re-
double. For example, with a hand of
this type:
Hearts -A, 4, 2 '
Clubs -K, 7, 4
Diamonds -J, 10, 3, 2
Spades -I(, 10, 9
. The redouble is a powerful weapon
when properly used and the source of
many big penalties. After a redouble,
partner should double any bid made
and try for penalties.
Second:If the dealer's partner holds
as good as an original bid in a suit, he
should bid two in the suit over the
double. For example, with a hand of
this type, bid two • clubs:
Hearts -10, 4, 3, 2
Clubs -A, In, .T, 4, 2
Diamonds 10, 7
Spades -9, 2
By so doing, you give the exact In-
formation to your partner that you
have as good as an original bid in that
suit. It is the only way you can give
this exact information and for that
reason the opportunity should not be
lost. •
Third:11 the dealer's partner holds
a set-up minor suit, he should bid two
no trump over the double. For ex-
ample,
xample, with a hand of this type, bid
two no trump:
Hearts -7, 6, 2
Clubs -10, 4, 3
Diamonds -A, K, Q, J, 7
Spades -3, 4
Here again you have the opportunity
to give this exact information to part-
ner and you can only do so by bidding
the two no trump.
Fourth: If the dealer's partner holds
a hand which justifies a major suit
take-out of the no trump irrespective
of the double, it should also be bid
over the double. For esanlple, with
this type of band, bid two spades:
Hearts -10, 7
Clubs -J, 9, 4
Diamonds -Q, 6
Spades -J, 10, 7, 6, 4, 2
When you hold six or more hearts
or spades, it is obligatory for you to.
bid that suit over partner's no trump
and the obligation is just as strong
when the no trump has been doubled.
Such a bid gives partner exact infor-
mation that you have a justifiable
take-out and that information may be
very valuable.
Problem
Hearts -Q, 3, 9, 8, 7, 5
Clubs -10, 9
Diamonds -9, 2
Spades -7, 6, 4
Y .
: A B :
Z .
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No score, rubber game. Z dealt and
bid one no trump and A doubled. What
should Y now bid at either Auction or
Contract? In case Y passed, B passed
and Z bid two spades,,which A doub-
led, what should Y now bid?
From the foregoing discussion it
should be obvious that Y should bid
two hearts over the double. He has
six hearts and therefore an obligatory
take-out of the no trump. After mak-
ing the mistake of passing, however,
the right thing for him to do is not so
obvious. When B. also passed the
double, it was evident that he did so
because he was certain of defeating
Z's one no trump "do In other words,
both A. and B have indicated strong
hands. Z's subsequent bid of two
spades merely indicated that he real-
ized his no trump bid would,probably
be defeated and that he figured he had
a better chance to get out of trouble
by bidding spades.
A's double of two spades indicated
he could defeat that bid;' so Y was
confronted with a, difficult problem.
The fact that he had three spades was
an argument against bidding three
hearts, but his outside hand was so
weak that there was little or no
chance for Z to make two spades. On
the other hand, Y had a strong heart
suit and, if his partner had high cards
in the other suits, he would have a good
chance to make his bid. For these rea-
sons, the writer is of the opinion that
Y should bid three hearts over the two
spade bid at either Auction. or Con-
tract. It is a close question and shows
the value of bidding such hands at
once over the double. Then you don't
get into trouble.
Rudyard' Kipling
And Others
In the early days of the automobile,
itudyard Kipling, proud possessor of
:t magnificent new car, motored over
from Burwash one morning, with his
wife, to call on his old friend Henry
Names, at Rye. Kipling, enthusiastic
over the advent of the automobile,
said it was "calculated to make the
Englisman-think." He cordially in-
vited James and his nephew, William
James, to lunch at Burwash the fol-
lowing day, promising to send the car
over to fetch them and take them
back. Just then, there came a loud
knocking at the door and in rushed
Iiipling's chauffeur to say that the car
had broken deem. So the Kiplings-
mueh humiliated -had to return home
by train.
* * *
Just as they were leaving the James
house Ford Madox Ford -himself go-
ing to call on names -bumped into
them aril noticed they appeared to be
perturbed. When ushered into James'
presence he soon learned the cause
from the blaster. Its telling, in James'
inimitable style, makes quite the best
story hi Ford's reminiscences ("Re-
turn to Yesterday") and must be read
in full -it is too long to give here -to
be fully enjoyed.
* * *
But you will get an idea of it from
the ending:
'The consequence (of the break-
down) is that its .taster and mistress
will return to Burwash, which should
be' pronounced Burridge, by train,"
chuckled James, 'ancl the magnificent
;one thousaml two hundred guinea
motor car will not devotedly return
here at noon and will not in time for
lunch convey me and my nephew Wil•
liam to Burwash and will not return
hre in time for ins to give tea to my
friend Lady Maud Warrender, who is
presence to -morrow beneath my -roof
honoring that humble meal with her
or if the weather Is fine in the gar-
den.
"Which," concluded the Master, af-
ter subdued ho, ho, hos, of merriment,
"is calculated to snake Mr. Kipling --
think."
* * *
Apropos the sparkling wit for which
the late Lord Rosebery was noted, Sir
Ian 1,lalcolm recalls (in "Vacant
Thrones") that Lord Dufferin, a form-
er Govei'nor=General of Canada, once
mentioned to Rosebery that he had
lately meet an. old friend of his, a titled
lady who, through some misfortune,
had undergone a short term of inn
prisonment.
"I amn now a perfect ruin" imhe M04111 -
ed to Buffalo, who confessed himself
at a lose for an adequate areepathetic
rojoiedea'.
"I think I should have answered: 'So
is the Colosseum'" said Rosebery.
Sonic years ago, P. N. Doubleday,
the well-known publisher -known to
friends as "Effendi," being so named.
by Rudyard Kipling -was invited by
Edward W. Bok to lunch at the Curtis
Building, Philadelphia, when. It was
still new. Mr. Bok was showing off
his private office, and "Effendi" noticed
a board on the wall by the desk, dis-
playing forty electric buttons,
"What are these for?" he asked.
"Whenever I press one of these but-
tons," replied Mr. Bok, "a beautiful
girl comes to take my instructions,"
Without another word "Effendi"
sprang up and, as fast as he could, be-
fore his host could stop him, pushed
one button after another until he had
touched all forty, chuckles Mrs. Alice
M. Williamson, the novelist, telling the
story in "The Inky Way," she having
heard it from Mr. Bok himself, who
evidently enjoyed the laugh at his ex-
pense.
"Mr. Bak, being a man of infinite
and quick resourcefulness, thought
fast," adds Mrs. Williamson. "For
each maiden was invented on the spur
of the moment some task which sent
her away unsuspecting."
Daughter-- I1id 11r. Sapp call on
you to -clay, father?"
Her Dad -"Yes, dear."
Daughter -"Well, what follow-
ed?"
I3er Dad -"Two doctai.'s and an
ara!mlance,"
PLEASURE
Pleasure is very seldom found
whore it ie sought; our brightest
blazes of gladness are commonly
kindled by unexpected sparks. The
flowers 'Which scatter their odors
from time to time in the path of
life +groar up without culture, from
seeds scattered by chalice.
Greatness
Greatness ices not in. belrig strong,
bat in the right rising of strength. -
Went Beecher.
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Five things observe With dare,
Of whom. you speak, to whom you
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And How and When and Where,
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If you your ears would save from jeers,
Five things keep meekly hitt:
Myself and I and Mine and My,
And what you do and did.
Steno -"I'm going to be married
Saturday, and--"
Her Boss ---"And so you're going to
quit?"
Steno -'Oh, no! len just going to
tell you that I'll be needing more
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"I had a dream. the other night,
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}.Y ANN'E131:,LLE WORTHINGTON Pat?"
"'Twas like this: I dreamed I w'uz
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Pope -as great a gintleman as any in
the district, an' that's no lie. Would
I have a drink, he axed me. Thinks I,
would a duck swim, an' seein' the
whiskey an' lemons an' sugar on the
sideboard, I told him I wouldn't mind
if I had a wee drop of punch. 'Cold
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b'ilin" water; an' before he got back,
I woke up. Nex' time, I'll say, I'll
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water's a-gettin' hot!
Restaurant Proprietor (belligerent-
ly) -"Listen, Mister, when you eat
here you don't need to wipe off the
plate, see?"
Mild-mannered Gentleman. -"I beg
your pardon. Force of habit, you
know. I'm a baseball umpire."
Yes, When the Others Are Worn Out!
Hush, Christmas necktie,
Don't you cry.
Papa'll wear you
By and by.
The only time it pays to cry over
spilled milk is when you can get the
restaurant proprietor to pay for a new
dress.
Illustrated Dressmaking Lesson Fur-
nished it"'h Ev•'ry Pattern
A. light t>:pp.d bodice an this wee
Maid's dress is so charming and dif-
ferent.
And it's the easiest thing imagin-
able to make it.
Roll on, thou deep and dark blue sea,
Beep rolling on for all of me.
On you I cannot waste a glance
While bathing beauties 'round me
prance.
"Miss Curley," said theoffice man -
Isn't it darling the way it simulatesager to his stenographer, "I would
a front scalloped closing An d note a sut t 'oil do not write letters
•ggethat
a y
similar idea is carried out in the sleeve to your young men during office hours
toward the wrist. Smith & Jones report that we sent
It makes up equally attractive in them a shipment of love and kisses in -
woolen, novelty cottons or in linen. stead of the tar and axle grease that
It will give young daughter a big they ordered."
thrill to have this smart dress for the
new school tern] in titin woolen. It Madam (to Chinese man -servant) -
combines navy with vivid red. The
nickel buttons have navy blue centres.
Brown linen with yellow is very
effective.
Style No. 9702 .may be had in sizes
8, 10, 12 and 14 years.
Size 10 requires 1:':i. yards 35 -inch
"After this, when you enter my bed-
room, please knock. I might be dress-
ing."
Chinaman -"Me don't need knock,
Me allays lookeee in Icleebole first."
Millionaire (addressing meeting) -
with Te yard 35 -inch contrasting. "I carie to this country without a
HOW TO ORDER P A.TTERNS. shirt on my back, and now I have ac-
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ly, giving number and size of such wear them eat."
patterns as you want. Enclose 20c in
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it carefully) for each number, and until they see her back. It is all right
address your order to Wilson Pattern to dream, but wake up and give your
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The Future of the Empire work by your saving. There is many
Stephen Gwynn in the Fortnight- a good thing lost by not asking for it.
lien put off things they ought to do,
1y Review (London):There is no and women put off ' 'ngs they ought
mistaking the symptoms of a gen-
eral rally throughout the British
Commonwealth to mutual support in
the fight for solvency. This year's
conference should mark an epoch in
the Commonwealth's internal or-
ganization. " For it must be dawn-
ing now on, the Dominions that the
greatest of all markets open to t
them is threatened with a loss of
buying power. England can no
longer count on beating all competi-
tors even against the hansl.ieap of a
hostile tariff; and this workshop of
forty million people packed close in
their island has a serious future to•
face. Its ruin would be hardly less 4
ruinous to Ireland, to Australia, and
fi.o New Zealand than to itself. Can-
ada isotherwise situated; but even
for Canada the disaster would bo
little lens. In a reorganization, with
a fiscal bond, the prosperity of the
11Iother Country needs to be con-
sidered with mare anxiety than ever
before.
Baby's CoId
" ' Own li baby's
s Tablets relieve b y's
colds so easily," writes Mrs, Albert E.
Knowles, Granton, Ont., "I wouldn't
be without them if they cost twice
as much" If Baby
has running or
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Beep the skin perfectly healthy by
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This is the prevention which►' will
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GASES -NAUSEA
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WHAT many people call indiges-
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One spoonful of this harmnless,
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