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The following came to our desk:
"Its no wonder you have dandruff
in your hair, the way you have to
scratch to dig this stuff up."
Son—Dad, who was Shylock?
Dad -Goodness, boy! You attend
the best college in this state and
'don't know who Shylock was! Son,
you go and read your Bible.
.A. financier of our acquaintance
says that the sucker's haven't per-
manently deserted the stock market.
They are merely waiting until the
prices get too high again.
To a friend whose birthday is to-
day:
Best congratulations
Finest wishes too,
Enough to fill the coming years
With happiness for you.
There isn't any objection to col-
lege training except that it post-
pones a fellow's education four years.
They say a woman bragge l when
her husband made $100 on a specul-
ative deal, but when he lost $50 on
another venture she bawled him out.
The average talking picture
too much and says too little.
"These electric clocks keep
time, all right," says Ragson
.ters from Brushville, "but they
tick -tock, and you can't wind
talks
good
Tat -
don't
them
Edith—Gloria, what doeb your
mother think of your father start-
ing a beauty parlor?
Gloria—Oh, she's glad, Edith.
She'll get to • spend so much more
time with him,
A Hollywood Director Asks: "Can
the movies be improved?" My Dear
Sir, there is room for nothing else
but.
Wife—You don't love me any more.
When you see • me crying now, you
don't ask why?
Husband I'm awfully sorry, my
dear, but these questions have al-
ready cost me entirely too much.
A survey is planned to discover in
which state women have greatest
rights. Speaking r off -hand, we'd
say the state of matrimony. Safe
practices are often more important
than safety appliances. In keeping
This new, patented, Fireproof Docu-
ment Box (a small Safe) will supply
your need of fire protection for all
your valuable papers, and costs only
*19.75. Send for circular. Agents
wanted. •
Fireproof Cabinets & Safes Ltd.
888 Greenwood. Avenue, Toronto 8
(Mention this paper.)
with the current rage, there comes
the minature cocktail. One drink
and in a minature out. After all,
you never ea' a woman lolling around
uptown, leaning against a wall, and
bragging about the work she used
to do, did you?
MVIother—Now, Clarissa, you must
take a bath before you get ready
for the party.
Clarissa—But, mother, I thought
you said it was informal?
A. woman in the suburbs was chat-
tering over the back fence with her
next door neighbor.
Mrs. H. We're going to live in a
better neighborhood soon.
Mrs. D.—So are we.
Mrs. II.—What, are you moving,
too?
Mrs. D.—No, we are staying here.
When someone starts to open or.
close the church window the preach-
er might as well pause until the act
is completed. Everybody forgets
the preacher and watches the man
fixing the window.
Samples
A. clergyman was fond of a par-
ticularly hot brand of pickles, and,
finding difficulty in procuring them at
hotels when travelling, invariably car-
ried a bottle with him.
One day, whin dining with his
pickles in front of him, a stranger sat
down at the same table. Soon he asked
the clergyman to pass the pickles.
The latter did as he was requested,
and in a few seconds noticed the
stranger watering at the eyes and
gasping for breath. •
"I see by your dress," said the man
when he had recovered, "that you are
a parson."
"I am."
"I suppose you. preach?".
"Yes, about twice a week."
"Do you ever preach about Hades?"
"Why, yes. Sometimes I deem it my
duty to remind my congregation ou
that subject."
"I thought so," said the stranger;
"but you are the first in our line I
ever met who carri?d samples."
Phit� ;apb of model of statue being erected to Honorable Edward
Cornwallis, founder of the City of Halifax, in front of the Canadian Na-
tional Railways' hotel, "The Nova Scotian", in that city, which will be
unveiled on the city's natal day, June 21st, this year, Cornwallis was born
in. London in 1713, the sixth son of Baron Cornwallis and Lady Charlotte
Butler. He was sent by the Imperial Government to establish a settle-
ment and military stronghold in Nova Scotia on the cite of the present
city of Halifax and he arrived in the harbor with 1200 settlers, mostly dis-
banded soldiers and sailors, on June 21st, 1749. He immediately set about
the task of founding the city and succeeded in doing so in the face of strong
opposition from the Indians and the French. Sentries had to be posted
on the outskirts and armed parties sent out with the pioneers to cut the
timber for. building the log huts. The table around which he formed the
first provisional government in. 1749 on board one of the warships which
brought the settlers to Halifax, is located in the Legislative Building,
Halifax, the oldest existing parliament building in the British Empire, and
it was at this table that Canada's new Governor General, the Earl of Bess -
borough, was sworn in. In 1752, on account.of his health giving out, Corn-
wallis resigned and, returned to England; afterwards becoming a member
of Parliament for Westminster;. He went 'to Gibraltar as Governor 111,1762
and died there in 1776, being buried at Guiford Parish Church, near Bury,
St., Edmunds, He, served also 'as a'-sneirft er of Parliament before he' with
sent to Llound the City afietalifax. The monument was designed by the
noted sculptor Massey Rhind.-Photo, Canadian National Railways.
Canada Recognizes
84 Breeds of Dogs
If you ask the average person to
name the different breeds of dogs he
knows he usually mentions : about
twelve. Canadian :Kennel Club recog-
nizes eighty-four varieties. Some of
them, of course, are very scarce. They
are seldom seen.
It is interesting to know that most
of these varieties have been obtained
by crossing the few original breeds,
then crossing their progeny again and
"Have you got a good cook?" again. Here is a list of the breeds:
"Must be, she says she goes to The following list comprises all
church every night." breeds of dogs which are eligible for
registration in the Canadian Kennei entertaining a suspicion of another,
1 Geoffrey Club Stud Book and for which separ- for some suspicions are a crime;
„
Group 5—Non-Sporting
Bostons (Terriers), Boxers, Bull-
dogs, Chow Chows, Dalmatians,
French Bulldogs, Poodles, Schipper-
kes.
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Outward Bound
I never set out from port
But that from somewhere I hear the
sound of music,
Reiterative as the waves against the
ship's sides, -
A strumming almost lost in the noises
of the sea.
Sometimes under its breath it sug-
gests Islands
To which we may come, and har-
bors
Laced with masts and riggings,
where the women are selling
oranges;
Or again peasants are dancing on
barren hill -slopes
In their Easter dresses, and looking
for him who is coming..
Sometimes it is a flute I hear min-
gling with the waves,
Faintly breathing the never-ending
lament of separation,
And I remember that the stars are
outcasts and wanderers,
And that each man follows the course
of his weary star—
But whether the song be of parting
or of meeting in strange places,
When the ropes are loosened, when
the anchor is weighed,
When the land drops behind and the
ship faces the sea,
Always from some place unseen
comes the sound of singing.
New Uses For Wheat
Ottawa—New uses for surplusses of
wheat and other grains are being
made the subject of an exhaustive sur-
vey by the National Research Council,
it is announced. Other studies are
being conducted in the hope of devel-
oping processes which will turn waste
materials into products of commercial
value.
Elizabeth J. Coatsworth, in "Atlas
and Beyond,"
0 true believers, carefully avoid ,
Mother: You know, ' ate classes may be pYovicled:
Norma is nearly seventeen years old,
so to -day I had a frank discussion Group 1—Sporting Dogs .,
Beagles,Bloodhounds, Chesapeake �'l�®il' That Static
And Get Many New Stations
hounds (American), Foxhounds - (Eng-
lish), Greyhounds, Griffons'f ''(Wire-
haired Pointing), Harriers, Norwegian
Elkhounds, Otter Hounds, Pointers,
Retrievers (Curly -coated), Retrievers
(Flat -coated), Retrievers (Golden),
with her about the facts of life." AfghanH ds Basset Hounds
Father: "Ah! Did you learn any-
thing new?"—Everybody's Weekly.
So popular are cottons that separate
jackets of swiss or batiste are 'shown
worn. over black crepe or satin frocks.
These jackets show fitted lines and
are often belted.
and inquire not too curiously into
other men's failings.—The Koran.
Knights" Meaford Flooring
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Free stencil premium label on every
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"traps" the howls
r and crash of eta -
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Retrievers (Labrador), Setters (Dig- without tools. Postpaid $5.00. If net
lash), Setters (Golden), Setters (Irish), satisfactory after 'fifteen days trial
Spaniels (Cluniber),Span; is (Cocker) money refund.ect. Get More Station
RADIO RBSBARCH T.ABOEATORIES
Spaniels (Field), Spaniels (Irish q Adelaide Street West, - Toronto
Water), Spaniels (Springer), Spaniels -`
(Sussex), Whippets, Wolfhounds
(Irish), Wolfhounds (Russian).
Group 2—Working Dogs
Belgian Sheepdogs, Coliiez (Rough),
Collies (Smooth), Daschunds, Eski-
mos, Great Danes, Mastiffs, New-'
foundlands, Old English Sheepdogs, t
Pinchers (Doberman), Samoyedes,'
Shepherd Dogs, Shetland Sheepdogs,
St. Bernards. t�•>i
Group 3 --Terriers 'i
Airedale Terriers, Bedlington Ter-
riers, Bull Terriers, Cairn Teuiers,t'.
Dandle Dinmont Terriers, Fox 'pert.
viers (Smooth), Fox Terriers (Wure)r`
Irish Terriers, Kerry Terriers, Mat 4,a
ehester Terriers, Scottish Terriers,1
Sealyham Terriers, Schnauzers, Skye
Terriers, Welsh Terriers, West High-'
land White Terriers, White English l
Terriers.
Group 4—Toys
Chihuahuas, English Toy Spenieis,
Griffons (Brussels), Italian Grey-
hounds,
reyhounds, Japanese Spaniels, Maltese, 'u'
Mexican Hairless, Papillons, Pelting -
t se, Pomeranians, Pugs, Sclinauzers
(Miniature), Toy Poodles, Toy Ter- ",
ri'ers, Yorkshire Terriers.
Don't
Swat Flies
and stain your walls.
Hang up Aeroxon. A
wider and longer rib-
bon is coated with the
sweetest of glue that
will not dry. O•ood for
3'weeks' service.
At drag, grocery- And
hardware stores
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BABY CHIC=
BAB'! CHICKS—DABBED
Pocks, Anconas, White and Brown
Leghorns, 10c each. Assorted, 0
LETS six weeksk oid, 560. Catalogues.
A, H. Switzer, Granton, Ont.
Never allow yourself to do a wrong
thing because it seems trifling, nor
to neglect doing a good action be-
cause it seems to be small. --Chinese'
Maxim.
LEAVI G
THE COUNTY
Have a small piano by Heintzman,
will accept almost any kind of a
deal to dispose of it at once and
would give time to pay for it,
especially if known.
Please write immediately to
E. H. S., 18th Floor, Metropolitan
Building, Toronto.
FOR CONSTIPATION
Try BORDEN'S Chocolate
Malted Milk at lunch time
k AANY a tired business man has found
'VI that a glass of Borden's Chocolate
Malted Milk quickly restores depleted
energy and vitality.
It is highly digestible and contains all the
essential elements of a well balanced meal.
C. M.
ti.
Rub Minard's in gently. It
penetrates sore ligamenta,
allays inflammation, soothes,
heals.
i7 Puts you on your feet!
SPRAINS
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CHILDREN
CHILDREN will fret, often for no
apparent reason. But there's al-
ways Castoriai Harmless as the recipe
on the wrapper: mild and bland as it
tastes. But its gentle action soothes
a youngster more surely than a more
powerful medicine.
That's the beauty of this special.
. children's remedy' It may be given.
the tiniest infant—as often as there
is need. In cases of colic, diarrhea or
similar disturbance, it is invaluable.
A coated tongue calls for just a few
drops to ward off constipation: so
does any suggestion of bad breath.
Whenever children don't eat well,
don't rest well, or have any little
upset—this pure vegetable prepara-
tion is usually all that's needed.
Lovely Skin
iVegetable Pills Did What
Creams Couldn't
"I find (writes Miss E. T. Clapham)
that Carter's Little Liver Pills will do
more to keep the complexion clear and
the skin free from blemishes than all
the face creams I have used."
Dr. Carter's Little Liver Pills are no
ordinary laxative. They are ALL
VEGETABLE and have a definite,
valuable tonic action upon the liver.
They end Constipation, Indigestion
Biliousness, Headaches, Acidity. All
25c and 750 red packages.
Horticulturists
King Bug iiiller
The Quality Product Insecticide, dis-
tinguishable by its three -fold pro-
perties. Sure Death Insecticide, Plant
Fertilizer and Plant Protector against
[slight and Disease. Your Selection of
Kl.tg Bug Hiller for your lnsectleilt,
will insure you the greatest result::
at a minimum cost. Have your dealer
supply roil,
Demand King Bug Killer. No substi-
tute.v. Wi to us for particulars.
RING 0A1,011 Y[ PROIiUCTS
CAMPBELLViLLE, ONT.
DIZZINESS
Caused by Blood pressure
Doctor ordered KrlAsches'
"Five years ago this month I had
a serious attack of blood pressure, and
my medical man ordered me to take
Krusehen Salts daily. Evidently I
am a stubborn subject, because I use
every morning a small teaspoonful
and a half in glass of hot water, and
this acts splendidly and keeps my
head right if I don't have the ac tiots
mentioned, I feel cold, stupid and
liable to fall from dizziness. There-
fore I can't do without my Krusehent
on any account. Some time ago it
tried some other salts which were
cheaper, but they pained me so much
that I had to stop then'. There is
no pain with Kruschen. 1 have told
hundreds of my little wonder-working
botile."—(E. C. Fergusson.)
Dizziness is a symptom of a deeper -
seated disorder. It is one of Nature's
clanger signals—her urgent warning of
an impure blood -stream which, if 'not
attended to in time, may wreck the
entire health with some dangerous.
indeed lifelong, disease. The six salts
in Krusehen keep the bltood-sire:Mg
pure and vigorous by ensuring the
complete elimination of poisonous
waste matter from the system every
day.
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