Zurich Herald, 1930-10-02, Page 7Pale Faces
Jaded Nerves
Due To Weak, Watery Blood.
Anaemia «— impoverished blood —
comes so stealthily that it ir. often well.
advanced before z'ecognized. Fatigue
and discomfort, the earliest manifes<
tat!ons of the trouble, are seldom
taken seriously, Soon the face be-
comes pale; the nerves jaded; the
heart palpitates violently after the
slightest exertion; the appetite be-
comes fickle and before you realize it
you are in a terrible plight.
At such time, by enriching and puri-
fying the blood, Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills wall build up the nerve cells and
correct the run-down condition. Con-
kerning them Miss Margaret Torrey,
Toronto, Ont., says:—"I suffered a
complete breakdown. My heart would
palpitate on ;he least exertion. Noth-
ing I ate agreed with me. I started
taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and
by the elme I had taken several boxes
I was ready for anything; I had gain-
ed in weight and every' distressing
symptom had left me."
You can get these Pills from any
dealer in medicine or by mail at 50
cents a box from The Dr..Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Treasure Chest Is
Found on Lost Ship
Gold Found in Rotting
Pouches on Ill-fated
"Islander"
Olympia, Wash,—High hopes for
success of aa fantastic and daring an
underseas adventure as ever was writ-
ten in fiction were raised here when
Carl Wiley recovered a small portion
of the gold of the lost steamship
Islander. Rotting buckskin pouches
. containing $3,700 of the metal were
recovered. That was merely a sam-
ple of what local backers of the Olym-
pia (liver expect to recover.
Three hundred feet below the sur-
face of Stephens Passage and off the
desclate Southeastern Alaska coast
lies the wreckage of the Islander. For
twenty-nine years she had been a
treasure chest waiting to be opened.
On August 15,. 1901, the ship was
steaming home. loaded with returning
miners from the Alaska geld field, She
carried a fortune in nuggets and dust
estimated at between $300,000 and
ten times that amount. At full speed
she struck an iceberg, .lurched crazily
and plunged for the bottom. Seventy-
two passengers were carried to their
deaths.
Many attempts were made to sal
vage the great treasure, but all failed
because of the depth at which the
Islander lay, and because of the rush-
ing current,
Five years ago Wiley made his first
attempt. Ile failed and, his own re-
sources gone, be interested a few
small backers here and in Seattle.
This year he had constructed in
Olympia a diving bell of his own in-
vention. After months of failures
and accidents, it finally raised the first
of the gold. In an egg-shaped diving
chamber, Wiley operates a long claw-
like arm, probing through the debris
of the wreckage.
Men Are Like That!
Men can be so terrible,
Men can be so mean;
Sometimes hardly bearable,
All that I have seen.
Why do women stay with them,
Scorning alt advice?
Well, they have a way with them --
Men can be so nice. '
Men are unreliable,
Women often find;
Men can be so pliable,
Men can Be so blind.
Women keep forgiving when
Just as women. would—
There aro days of living when
Men can be so good.
Men. can watch so jealously
Ev'ry word and deed;
• Men can look so zealously
Where there isn't need;
All the doubting Thomases
Why do woiuen hear?
Men can make such promises
At times nan be so dear!
--Douglas Malloch, in "Answers."
.re:
L '••
ea t • te ,
"Isn't it awful the way she carries
on with that married maks "
"Yes, but What a blessfng they are
here, This mage would be intolerably
dull without them."
"I see no reason why a pian
shouldn't be polite to his wife after
divorce," says' Casino Hamilton. And
it really wouldn't hurt hifn to stretch
a point and be polite to her befcfro
divorce,
Minard's Lleimwnt a hen r;hold friend.
Famous' Pass Defended
English army bombing plane in flight over Khyb:r Pass, „gateway to
India, during recent outbreak among mountain tribes.
Owl Laffs
You are the joy of my life. Thou
who wraps me in thy all enveloping
presence. I press you to my body and
thank the "god" that gave you to me
for your warmth and beauty of your
nature. At twilight when the whole
world dreams and goes romancing, you
are niy all, my only comfort, my joy.
When the day is done and shadows
fall I crawl into thy welcome embrace
and dream dreams, rosy dreams, gold-
en dreams, for I know you are mine—
all mine. I tingle at your touch. I
thrill at your every movement. You're
so warm, so yielding, so glowing, and
I am once more at peace—the world
is quiet and still --and I am alone with
you—My Bathrobe!
No one is perfect, and that's why we
all have a chance to make a showing.
Sweet Young Thing—"I'll positively
never marry a man who snores."
Anybody—"Good diea, but how are
you going to find out?
Theres' a certain young man whose
friends all call him Moses, because
when he opens his mouth the bull
rushes.
The fast eater has what you would
call "galloping consumption."
Harry—"Where do you want to go,
baby?"
Baby—"I wanna go buy -buy."
If you can be agreeable till ten
o'clock in the morning you'll still have
the balance of the day in which to be
disagreeable.
Golfer (just learning) --"Terrible lot
of birds about, boy."
Caddie—"Yes, 'spose they're follow-
ing us up for worms.'
A noted doctor predicts that in 50
years all men will be bald. But they
will still be buying their hair tonic
from bald-headecl barbers.
Many janitors do not keep up with
the times. They're still keeping cool
with Coolidge.
The women who are wearing the
new long skirts hacl better watch out
for prohibition enforcement officials
who may arrest them for screening
joints.
Gladys—"How did you get into the
habit of weaning a mustache?"
Harold --"Oh, it just grew on me"
You May Know the Breed
"My husband is a dreamer," she de-
clares,
"A man of plans and visions!"
Which means six days of work a week
she shares,
To get rent and provisions.
A lot of folks seem to believe that
tbxift consists in meeting their instal -
rant payments on time
We ran across a fellow Who thought
Babe Ruth was a chorus girl. We
classified him along with the man
who thinks an Israolite is a new kind
of a floor lamp.
Wise Crack: All crack and no wise.
.A church on wheels fitted with an
altar -table, rails, reading -desk, and
,pulpit, and foldfhg chairs, Is used on
the Egyptian railways by Dr. la H.
Grvynne, Bishop of Egypt and the
Sudan.
Backward Babies
Thrive After Use of Baby's Own
Tablets
Derangements of the digestive or-
gans are responsible for most of the
ailments which afflict young children
and keep them backward in, develop-
ment. Baby's Own Tables regulate
the stomach and bowels, restoring
them to normal action and this is all
that is necessary to set the little suf-
ferer safely on the road to health and
happiness.
Baby's Own . Tablets are specially
designed to correct indigestion, consti-
pation, colic; break up colds and sim-
ple fevers and to allay teething pains.
They are sold by medicine dealers or
by mail at 25..cents a box from The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock-
ville, Ont.
Noses Will Be Used
To Classify Man
A new classification of mankind ac-
cording to the widths of theis noses,
believed to be related to the climatic
histories of different races and prob-
ably of considerable importance be
racial evolution, has been proposed by
Professor John Cameron of Dalhousie;
University, Nova Scotia, in a recent
announcement from the Wistar Insti-
tute, in Philadelphia.
The races with the widest noses and
most open nostrils, Professor. Cameron
finds, are the negroes, the native
Australians and the former Tasman-
ian race, now extinct. These rases
live in hot climates, where a wide,
open nose probably helps to cool the
blood as the air passes over the nasal
membranes, much as a dog cools him-
self by panting.
The narrowest noses among the ma-
jor races of the world are found, Pro-
fessor Cameron continues, in the
European whites, but there is a very
small racial group with still narrower
noses and more tortuous nostrils.
These are the eastern. Esquimos,
chiefly inhabitants of Greenland.
' For rases living in such rigorous
winter climates as that of Greenland
it obviously Is desirable to have long
narrow nasal passages so that the
extremely colts outer air will be warm-
ed as much as possible before reach-
ing the more delicate membranees of
the throat or bungs. Professor Cam-
eron's fourth group of humanity as
classified by nose width includes the
Mongolians and the .American Indians,
which races are intermediate between
the wide -nosed whites; just as the
Mongolian and North American cls
mates are intermediate between the
extreme heat of Africa and 'he tropics
and the extreme cold of northern Slur-
ope.
Try a McIntosh!
What is the world's most popular
apple?
According to a Canadian horticule
Oral expert, the Jonathan is possibly
the most popular of all varieties. Red
apples, generally, seem to be snore in
demand than their rivals.
Cok's Orange is probably the favor-
Its apple in England, and the Mc-
Intosh ranks highest in Canada.„
"I shouldn't worry any more about
him, _ dear. After all, he's not the
only pebble on the beach," "1 'know l
—but the rest of the beach Is so
Deadly Silo !:aces
Overcome Farmer
Farmers Are 'Warned to Test
Silo Before Entering
Before entering the silo the farmer
or anyone • working for him should
make sure that no deal gases are
presen', is the admonition of silo ex-
perts of the Dominion Department of
Agriculture,
At Herron, North Dalkata, the other
day, the Neidhardt family, father and
four ehildyen, had their lives snuffed
out by what was reported to be Me-
thane ga. The sheriff who attempted
to recover the bodies was overcome
and barely escaped with his life, after
his son had made two attempts to get
his father out of the silo.
Methane and carbon dioxide are the
two poisonous gases which are likely
to occur in any silo. They have their
origin in the decomposition of organic
matter. Methane 01-14 is an odorless,
inflammable gas which occurs natural-
ly as the product of the decomposition
of organic matter, and is frequently
met with in marshes and mines, being
more familiarly known as marsh gas.
Carbon dioxide CO2 is a heavy color-
less irrespirable gas which 'extinguish-
es flame. It is produced by the action
of acids on carbons, though fermen-
tation, and by the decomposition of
organic substances.
Both these gases may be present In
the silo and owing to the fact that
they are heavier than air as they ac-
cumulate they force air away from the
top of the silo.
As neither Methane or Carbon Diox-
ide will degenerate within a few days
it is always well before entering a
silo during the filling season to run
the blower a few minutes to insure an
adequate circulation of air: At other
times, a lighted lantern should be
lowered into the silo to insure that no
gas is present. If Carbon Dioxide is
present the flame will immediately go
out.
There is just as much danger from
poisonous gases in the silo as there is
in. an old well, but the danger is one
which niay be easily guarded against
and is overcome by an adequate sup-
ply of fresh air. As ensilage is fed
from the top of the silo care should
be taken to see that the doors are open
to allow free ventilation. Fresh air
Should be supplied as directly to the
top of ensilage as possible.—Issued by
the Director of Publicity, Dominion
Department of Agriculture, Ottawa.
Inhale 'Mineral's Liniment for Asthma.
A. Negro woman who had lost her
husband was attending his funeral.
Rastas had rarely followed the
straight and narrow path, but the par-
son conducting the service could do
nothing but enumerate the deceased's
virtues the majority of which the
Negro woman had never heard of.
She listened for some time, but at
last could not stand it any longer and
burst out: "Parson, I think yo're
burying the wrong man."
Changing Weather
affects your health if you are not
protected. Minard's prevents colds
and grippe; relieves rheumatism
and stiff joints.
DO YOU
SUFFER WITH
HEADACHE?
So easy to get quick relief and pre-
vent an attack in the future. Avoid
bromides and dope. They reli eve quick-
ly but affect the heart and are very
dangerous. They are depressing and
only give temporary relief, the cause
of the headache still remains within.
1 The sane and harmless way. First
correct the cause, sweeten the sour
and acid stomach, relieve the intes-
tines of the decayed and poisonous
food matter, gently stimulate the liver,
start the bile flowing and the bowels
pass off the waste matter which causes
Lour headache. Try Carter's Little
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The inquisitive woman was worry-
ing the gardener. She asked a lot
of meaningless questions. "What
steps do you take with the caterpill-
ars?" she asked next. "Well, mum,"
said the exasperated gardener, "I
takes .half a dozen steps into our
nearest field and turns the caterpillars
round three times so that they gets
giddy and don't know their way back."
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The best help is Phillips' Milk of
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invention It has remained standard
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Be sure and do this every morning
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When 1 had this picture taken. the
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