Zurich Herald, 1930-04-24, Page 7SPRING TONIC
AN ASD• TO. HEALTH
You Can Lay the Foundation of
Good Health Now by Building
Up Your Blood and Strength,.
ening Your Nerves Through
the Use of Dr. Williams' Pink
PiI1s.
Tho good old fashion of taking a
tonic in the Springtime, .like most of
the customs of our grandparents, is
based upon sound common sense and
good medical practice. Winter is al-
ways .a trying time for those who are
not in rugged health. Many neon, wo-
men and children go through the win-
ter on reserve strength they have
stored up during the sunny summer
months, and grow increasingly pale
and languid as the spring days ap-
proach. A tonic for the blood and
nerves at this time will do much for
such people, by putting color in the
'cheeks and banishing that tired feel-
ing that worries thousands of people
at this season of the year.
It is impossible to be energetic if
your blood is titin and weak, or if
your nerves are frayed or shattered.
You cannot compete with others if
you do not get refreshing sleep at
night, or if your appetite is poor or
you are losing weight. You need a
tonic at this time to add to your ef-
ficiency now, as well as to save you
from suffering later on. And in all
the realm of medicine, there is no
safer or better tonic than Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. These pills tone
and enrich the blood „hick circulates
through every portion of the body,
strengthening jade 1 nerves and run-
down organs, and bringing a feeling
of new strength and energy to weak,
easily tired, despondent men, women
and children.
Mrs. L, Hupman, Summerville Cen-
tre, N.S., writes:—Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills have been of the greatest benefit
to me. .A few years ago I was in a
badly run down condition. I became
so weak and nervous that• I could
scarcely go about, and doing my house
work left tae completely used up.
Everything seemed to worry me, and
I was in a very discouraged condition
when I began taking Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. I soon found the pills
helping me, and continuing their use
I fully regained my heal',". Since
then I always take a few boxes in the
Spring to build me up for the hot
weather, and always I find the best re-
sults, I therefore cheerfully recom-
mend these pills as the best of health.
builders.
You can get these pills from any
medicine dealer, or by mail at 50
cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brookville, Ont.
The Truth About Porridge
A few years ago Scots who had
crossed. the Border -and won success
used to ascribe their triumphs to the
"parritch" on which they had been
fed as children.
Recently they haven't been saying
quite so much on the subject—prob-,
ably because porridge is now more i
easily obtained in England, and those
who praised it might be expected to
eat it as well. And now a doctor
comes along who says that It is lack-
ing in food value, and that, if you are
going to eat it, You must take cod
liver oil along with it,
Porridge and cod liver 011 doesn't
sound particularly appetizing, but it is
certainly true that the oici faith In
porridge as a food is on the wane.
And the porridge fanatics' cry: "Look
what fine leen and women Scotland
raised on oatmeal in the old days!"
Isn't really an argument. Doubtless
they were -because only the very
strongest and healthiest speci1110115
could survive the diet,
The condition of salvation is that
kind of belief in Jesus Christ which
authenticates itself he repentance for
the past and in all anhendmeet of life
for the future.—Noble.
Ends in 1 Minute
"Ended burn, itch and pain of piles
in 1 minute with `Soothe -Salva'," writes
L. T. Sears. "Bleeding stopped. Piles
soon vanished. Avoided operation"
Get instant results today. All druggists.
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Owl La -
We like people who can work with'
out staking too much noise,
Tie --"I'd be willing to die a thous-
and deaths for you."
Gladys—"Just one would suit me
Perfectly,"
The new -rich family really needs a
big house. It's so mtiell easier to
hide old Dad when swell company
comes.
Poet--"I-Iave you an opening for a
poet of real genius?"
Editor—"Certainly. We have sever-
al doors and any number of windows,"
Chicago Mother—"And now, 1ny
dear, go in and shoot father good
night."
Eat, drink and be merry, for to -mor-
row tiro hospital and undertaker will
get you.
Happiness
Not what we have, but what we use,
Not what we see, but what we choose,
These are the things that mar or bless
And swell the sum of human happi-
ness.
The things nearby, not things afar,
Not what we seem, but what we are,
These are the things that make or
. break,
And gives each heart its joy or ache.
Not what seems fair, but what is true,
Not what we dream, but the good we
do,
These are the things that shine like
gems,
Like jewels In Royal Diadems.
Not as we take, but as we give.
Not as we pray, but as we live,
These are the things that make for
Peace,
Both now, and after Time shall cease,
The sad part about the prohibition
debate is that It never gets to..the play
in the finals,
"Oh, no," cried Jimmie bitterly,
"there ain't any favorites In this
family not much! If I bite my finger
nails I get a rap over the knuckles,
but if baby eats his whole foot they
think it's too sweet for words."
Nothing could be worse time sit-
ting on top of the world all by your-
self.
A husband gets mad if his wife as-
sumes that he has time for trifling
household errands, and his wife gets
mad if he pretends that he hasn't.
Waste of words: "Children, keep
quiet!"
Tenderfoot—"Iiow do you know
there has been a picnic here?"
Second Tenderfoot—"I see by the
papers."
One trouble with industry is that no
sooner than it is adjusted it has to
stop for "readjustment,'
A patient in a hospital awoke after
an operation anti found the blinds of
his room drawn.
Patient—"Why are those blinds
clown, doctor?"
Physician — "Well, there's a fire
burning across the alley and I didn't
want you to wake up and thick the
operation was a failure." •
An olcl railroader says: "Trying to 1
see through a pair of dirty specs is
just about as difficult as trying to see
signals in a dense fog."
Nothing grows so burdensome from
long carrying as a grudge.
"Now, Iisten, boy, you had better
watch your step, because I work in the
supply department of my father's busi-
ness and he's an undertaker."
What has become of the old-fashion-
ed child welfare program that used to
be done in the woodshed?
How you use today determines how
to -morrow will use you.
It's the little things that bother tis
nowadays—you can sit ou a mountain,
but not on a tack. Then there is the
case of the ambitious man who start-
ed on a shoe string and got slapped.
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Minard's-50
Minard's-50 Year Record of Success.,
Stomac
Excess acid is the common cause of
!indigestion. It results in pain and
sourness about two hours after eating.
''The quick corrective is an alkali
which neutralizes acid. The best cor-
'rective is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia.
11t luta remained standard with physi-
cians in the 50 years since its inven-
tione
One spoonful of Phillips' Milk of
IYlagnesia neutralizes instantly litany
4'
times its volume in acid, It Is harm-
less' and tasteless and its action is
quick. You will never rely on crude
Methods, never, continue to suffer,
when you learn how quickly, how
pleasantly this premier method acts.
Please let It show you now.
Be sure to get the genuine Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia prescribed by physi-
cians frit 50 years in correcting excess
acids. Each bottle contains full direc-
tions—any drugstore.
ISTAIMINO TO ijOTII !tS
Watch the Health of Your Little
Ones at A11 Times.
No mother can expect that her child
will escape all the ills to whlcia baby-
hood and childhood are subject, be
she can do much to lessen the severity
of these troubles, The mother should
be constantly on her guard to prevent
childhood ailments, or if •tneY. come
on su(idenly, as .they usually do, to
have the means at hand to relieve
them. Thousands of mothers have
Lotted 13aby's Own Tablets the ideal
remedy for little ones --thousands of
mothers always keep the Tablets in
the house as a safeguard against the
sudden illness of their little ones.
Baby's Own rl'ablets are a mild but
thorough laxative. They regulate the
bowels, sweeten the stomach and thus
banish constipation and indigestion;
break up colds and ;simple fever and
make the cutting of teeth easy. The
Tablets are absolutely guaranteed
free from Injurious drugs and may be
given to the youngest child with per-
fect safety, They are sold by medi-
cine dealers or by ;;sail at 26c a box
from The Dr, Williams' Medicine Co,,
Brockville, Ont.
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Premier. Hartzog
Of South Africa
Picture of Man Whose Party
Had Beaten that of Smuts
in Two- Elections -
"Hartzog is not really anti-British,"
says Mr. L. E. Neame. "He has a
fine appreciation of English literature,
He and his children speak English
better than many English people,
His sons and his nephews have been
sent to universities in England.
English is generally the language
used in his home. He is only anti-
BritisIh to the extent that Britain has
over -ruled, or might over -rule, or
weaken, South Africanism. He is,
and always has been anti -Imperial.
He was, and still 1", anti -outside con-
trol, or interference or influence.
His hostility would be equally
directed against any other country
which he imagined might wish to in-
terfere with South Africa's destiny.
South Africa First
"His quarrelwith some of the Brit-
ish in South Africa is not that they
are British, but that they do not in
everything place South Africa first
and Britain second. He is so in-
tensely pro -South African that there
are times when he seems to be anti -
every other country. -
"If the gospel of Hertzogism makes
South Africa a nation in its own
Image, it will make it a small one.
Rhodesia, which Smuts tried to per-
suade to enter the Union a few years
ago, has been frightened away, per-
haps, for ever, by Hertzog's fierce
Afrikanderism, and the dread of racial
politics, bilingualism and the Union's
poor whites.
The native territories of Bechuana-
land and Swaziland, which belong na-
turally to the Union, are less inclined
than ever to leave the protecting
wing of Great Britain.
The cry that the Afrikancler must
be "baas" may ring pleasantly en-
ough in Detail South African ears;
but it is apt to be a discordant note
to native tribes and smaller states In
Southern Africa..
"Widely read and cultivated, gentle
in manner and fond of simplicity, he
makes friends everywhere. 'He is
transparently honest, and his bitter-
est foes would trust his word. Neith-
er ambitious nor avaricious, he pre-
fers the quiet pleasures of life; and
he is always happiest with his books
or on his farm. He, like ex -Presi-
dent I•Iardings of America, is ',lust
folks.' Leading a simple life, he goes
little into society, and Is rarely seen
at anlusenlellts.
A Shy Youth
"In bis youth. he was too Shy to
learn to dance, and it would intioecI
be difficult to picture him in a ball-
room. He has never read a novel—
or war book. He does not play
bridge. Ire is content with his own
family circle ,or the company of a
few old friends.
Fond of botany, he delights in long
walks across the veld, and when
ever an opportunity occurs he steals
away to bis farm in the Eastern.
Transvaal, . ou the edge of the Low
'Veld. At tete end of his day's work
in tilt '!inion Buildings at Preterits he
walks to his home in a near -by suburb.
For him the pomp of power has no
attractions. The simplicity of Re-
publicanism appeals to him. He
shakes hands with his native ser-
vants. Ho Is as courteous to the
Clown -and -out poor white as ho is to.
a multi -millionaire or a duke.
Roiled Steak With Potatoes
About two pounds of lean, thick
steak. Cut in thin slices, and roll each
piece np with the fat in the middle.
Place in a large dish, and odd pepper
and salt. Fill up with cold water alicl
put i11. •the oven for two hours. If the
gravy boils away, fill •up with boiling
water. Place whole, pared potatoes
on the top one flour before the dinner
is wanted, Bake the potatoes brown,
and serve its the dish,
Out Of 930 girls who sat for a recent
entry examination to the British Civil
Service as typists ,708 failed. In
shorthand over 160 failed to get one
mark, while 180 "scored a duck" in
typewriting.
ISSUE No. 16—'30
Observation:
Tittle by little we subtv'n.et
nab. and lrallacy from, Fact,
The Illusory from the True,
And starve upon the Residue.
What is the sense In tears or laugh-
ter?
The Root of things is what we're af-
ter:
But fallen trees will spill their fruit
And worms and darkness keep the
root.
Fallen days will spill their sun,
But paper heavens must be won,
And so, while we geometrize,
A bird out -twits us, twice as wise.
More matter is not all of marrow.
The harvest leaps not from the har-
mw,
And a push-button will not light
Joy by day or stars ,by night.
—Samuel Hoffenstein, In Harper's
Magazine,
Modes in the G.P.O.
Row should a postman's trousers be
creased?
While the business community is
clamoring for a return to the penny
post in the interests of British trade,
the "big -wigs" of the Post Office are
worrying about the dress of their
staffs.
There is a demand, on the part of
the postmen, that "trousers should be
creased front centre instead of at the
side." At the same time, they want
a new style of hat.
To make matters worse, the claim
that women Post Office employees
should be able to wear sleeveless
dresses is causing much heart -burn-
ing.
It's all very important, no doubt,
but most of us would be quite pre-
pared to accept any changes in Post
Office fashions without a demur—if
only we got back our penny post!
Use Minard's in the Stable.
That farmers all over the world
realize the advantages of horses for
agricultural work ,is shown by the fol-
lowing figures just published by the
National Horse Association. In 1788
the only horses in Australia were one
stallion ,three mares an a cold. In
1800 they had increased to 203; in
1850 to 159,951, and now there are
2,250,361. In Great Britain there
are 1,204,198 horses engaged in agri-
culture. Despite the enormous deple-
tion of horses in France during the
wax, there are now 3,000,000 in that
country. Although millions of pounds
have been spent in the United States
trying to displace them, there are 20,-
000,000 horses and mules in the coun-
try. Germany has 3,S05,000 horses,
excluding t- Ise attached to the Army.
George Stephenson received $2,500
from the Liverpool and Manchester
Railway Company just one hundred
Years ago, when his engine, the
Rocket, ran at 20 m.p.h. after he had
been asked for 10 m.p.h.
YOUR HAIR NEEDS
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Ancient Egyptian
Mummy is Found
Discory Made by University
of Pennsylvania Ex-
PeclitioR
Philadelphia, — trwo very colorful
personalities of ancient Egypt have
been :brought to light by _the Univer-
sity of Pennsylvania expenclition at
Meydum, according to a report just•re-
oeived from. Alan Bowe, field director
In charge of excavations,
One Is a woman called Sat-Her-Em-
Ilat, who went in for costly jewelry,
Her mummy, bearing its amulets and
jewels, has been brought out of its
tomb where it lay undisturbed for
4,000 years.
The other is a magician named Zedi,
who lived in the time of Cheops, about
2,850 B.C. Zedi's mummy has not
been found, but evidence of his re-
markable life has been unearthed in
the form of historical inscriptions.
Herededef, son of Cheops, wrote as
follows concerning Zedi:
"There is a townsman, Tedi by
name, who is 110 years of ago. And
he eateth five hundred loaves of
bread, a haunch of beef, and drinketh
one ;hundred jugs of beer unto this
day. He knowetil how to make a lion
follow after him with his leash trail-
ing on the ground."
The mummy of Sat -Her -Em -Hat lay
uppn a pad of folden linen 70 feet long
by four and a half feet wide, accord-
ing to Rowe's report.
The railways own the largest group
of hotels in Britain are the largest
owners of docks, use 16,000,000 tons
of coal a year, and have the biggest
interest in the canal system.
Willie came In crying and holding
his head. "What fell on your head."
asked his mother. "I did," he sob-
bed.
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You needn't be bald. Minard's
kills Dandruff, checks falling hair,
stimulates new growth and adds a
healthy gloss. Rub into scalp with
finger tips, four times a week.
Minister, Run-down
in health, Gains
lbs, in 3 Weeks
Rev. W. H. Taylor writes, "After a
7 weeks' revival campaign I was en-
tirely run-down and losing •flesh rap-
idly, 1 decided to give Ironized Yeast
a 3 weeks' trial. After 2 weeks 1
found my strength returning and the
Ala tired feeling gone. In 3 weeks I had
gained 7 lbs. and was myself again."
Imagine just 3 weeks to change
from a "skinny", tired person to a
strong, well -filled -out man or woman.,
Ugly hollows vanisb. Broomstick
limbs become round and chubby.
Tired feeling disappears. Blemished
skin Clears.
Only when Yeast is ironlxed is it
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the greatest advance yet shade in the re-
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We can never be stare just what
makes an infant restless, but the
remedy can always be the same.
Good old Castoria 1 There's com-
fort in every drop of this pure
vegetable preparation, and not the
slightest harm in its frequent use.
As often as Baby has a fretful
spell, is feverish, or cries and can't
sleep, let Castoria soothe and quiet.
Sgntetintes it's a touch of
colic. Sometimes constipation, Or
diarrhea—a condition that should
always be checked without delay.
Just keep Ca,storia handy, and give
it prontptly, Relief will follow
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All through babyhood, Castoria
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a wise mother does not change to
stronger medicines as the child
grows older. Castoria is readily
obtained at any drugstore, and the
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has. H. Fletcher signature that
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WHY SUFFER
FROM YOUR
LIVER
Why be handicapped with unsightly'
blotches on the face, eyes with yellow '
tinge and that tired and languid feet.
ing? This indicates a torpid liver .i
Headache, Dizziness and Biliousnesgi
surely follow, You must stimulate;
your lazy liver, start the bile Bowing±
with Carter's Little Liver Pills.
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They also act as a mild laxative,
purely vegetable, free from calomel;
and poisonous drugs, small, easy to:
swallow, and not habit forming. They,;
are not a purgative that cramps or.;
pains, unpleasant after effect follow.*
ing, on the contrary a good tonic,;.,
All Druggists 25c and 75c red pkgs.
LOST POUNDS OF FAT
in 2 short weeks
Kruschen Salts will give many a fat -
person a joyous surprise. You can
knock pounds off your weight and years
off your age this safe and easy way.
Every morning take "the little daily
dose " of K.ruschen in a glass of hot
water before breakfast. This will mean
that every particle of poisonous waste
matter and harmful acids and gases is
being expelled from the system. They ,
are the cause of all the trouble because
they remain in the system and accumu-
late in the form of excess, unhealthy fat. '
" I have lost several pounds in Iess than
2 weeks. It is so safe and easy. No
dieting, n0 drugs. I have tried several
other .ways, but with no good results.
Kruschen is all you claim it to be."
Mrs. E. II.
After three or four weeks of the little
daily dose, get on to the scales and see
how many pounds of fat you have lost.
Your mirror also will tell you what you
have gained in health and vigour.
Your eswill sparkle, your skin will
be
clearer, you will feel unbelievably
youthful and energetic—you will feel
many pounds lighter and many e -cars
younger,'
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II you have never tried Lrusehea—try it now
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it easy for you to prove our claim for yourself„
Ask your druggist for the new "GIANT •' r5o.
package.
This consists of our regular 75c. bottle together
with a separate trial bottle—suirtcient for about
one week. Open the trial bottle first, put it to
the test, and then, if not entirely convinced that
Kruschen does everything we claim it to do, the
regular bottle is stili as good as new. Take it
back. Your druggist is authorised to retnrm
yyo�ur 75c. immediately and without question.
You have tried arusrhen free, at our expense.
What could be fairer? Manufactured by
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(Estab. 1750. Importers: McGillivray Bros.(
Ltd., Toronto.
Pi was very weals after an op-
eration. My nerves were so bad
b would.sit down and cry and
my husband would not go out
and leave me alone. Now my
nerves are much better, thanks
to a booklet that was left
under the door. Lydia E Pink -
ham's Vegetable Compound
surely put me on my feet. 1
have taken eight bottles. My
friends tell me I look fine. My
sister has takers this medicine
too."—Mrs. Annie Walton, 67
Stanleg St., Kingston, Ontario.
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