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Eighteen "Count 'an", in One Family ,
WHAT floes "after
ry forty" mean to you?
Arc you leas capable than
you aced to be? Nervous?
Easily tired? Run down?
Try the effect of two or
three boxes of Dr. *a-
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that hie made huntliede
of mideree- aged women
feel ten years yeetnalerl
It will notasitivesia isr
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thinned mid raseeheirsied
by advenci4 years, tee
It up to better Swerviiire
make you feel strong
again, eager for life
Buy Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills new at your deaug-
gist's or any dealer in
medicine, or by mail, 50
cents, postpaid, from The
Dr. Williams, Medicine
Co., Brockville; Ont.
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°A HOUSEHOLD NAME,
IN 54 COUNTRIES"
Prosperous Newfoundland
Sir P. T. McGrath in the Queen's
Quarterly: At the present time our
country is too prosperous, our people
are too contented, the outlook is too
promising for us to consider any pro-
posal for union on the part of the
Dominion, even if the Dominion were
disposed to make one.
• Look at California
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle:
Brazil grape growers report that their
crops are rotting on the vines for lack
of a market. What that country
needs is prohibition.
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The Clan MacLeod arrived In Canada recently by the Canadian Pacific
liner"Metagama"—at least if It wasn't the whole clan, it seemed like a large
proportion, Donald, his brother Kenneth and his son Allanwere leaders of
the family groups under Donald's command. Including grandchildren the
party, which is bound en bloc for Centreville, Ont., numbered twenty-four
ranging in. age from forty-five years to six months. They had twenty-one
pieces of baggage•weighing 3,000 pounds.
Owl Laffs I Have No Time
for Such
Hardware Dealer (to applicant): I'l
am inclined to give you the position
if -you understand double -entry keep-
ing."
Applicant: "I do, indeed! At my
last place I had to do a triple-double-
entry—a set for the active partner,
showing the real profits, a set for
the sleeping partner, showing small
profits and a set for the Income Tax
officials, showing no profits."
In the memory cdntest at Apple
Grove School yesterday, it was almost
dark before little Lizzie Lark, who
won the prize, got through amain' den-
tal creams.—Abe Martin.
Possibly one reason why the girls
smoke eigarettes is so that the boy
who reaches fora cigarette can get -a
• sweet along with It.
SIX VS. HALF DOZEN
There was once a woman named
Bunny
Who never would play bridge for
money;
But to pay for a prize' she would
always chip in,
And also the prize she would frequ-
ently win.
Now tell me the difference, (I'm not
very wise)
Between taking money and what
-.money buys.
With a woman the difference be-
tween -plumpness and fatness is mar-
riage and about ten years.
Sweet Young Thing—"Have a
cigarette?"
Elderly Lady—"What! Smoke a,
cigarette? Why I'd rather kiss the
first man that came along!"
Sweet Young Thing—"So would I.
But have a cigarette while you're
waiting."
HEALTH ITEMS
Getting hot under the collar may
over -heat and bake your Adam's a13 -
pie.
You don't have to make a better
mouse -trap now. Just neglect to pay
your installments on time and see
that path get worn to your door.
If you want something done call on
a man who Is "just too busy" and do
it.
"That young fellow upstairs must be
tremendously popular, plbtinan, you
always have mail for him."
"Yes, I had an argument with him
once, and ever since he sends himself
a post -card every day, so I have to
climb four flights of stairs to deliver
Of course the woman pays. If she
didn't the installment man would pull
the stuff.
A.nantique is something that rich
people buy and poor people throw
away.
•.INTERCEPTED
She tripped along with fairy fek,
A. vision that my heart beguiled.
Bewitching, fragile, ,rougish, sweet,
And as she came she smiled.
We met Alas, the usual fall
O'ertook my pride, the dull and
Her smile was not for me at all,
But some one else behind:
- "Failure is always preceded by Con-
fusion. Success is always marked
by Orderliness. Uncertainty is the
most expensive and most unnecessary
thing in business,'
Chicago claims she will have 5,-
000,000 people by 1985 if she can keep
them alive. • I
,
"Gosh, but that man over there Is
fat. Ile must drink patriotic beer."
"What kind is that?"
"The kind that goes to the front,"
- Maybe 'prayers tor rain fail 'because
somebody else With a car newly wash-
ed is praying for a dry' spell. ,
WILLA HOEY
I had a friend, a spirit blythe and gay.
I thought I knew her, but lust yester-
day
We met a dog. 1 stroked his friendly
head,
'
And she went on, then turned and
said,
"You love those horrid creatures far
too much,
I have no time for such."
Since then my heart grows cooler
toward that friend,
In fact I think our friendship had an
end
The day she scorned his fond caress,
I feel quite sorry, but I naust, confess,
We seemed td lose our kindred touch
—"I have no time for such."
BY 1VIJS Z. 1. DAVIS
No machine can take the plane of
the horse, always, even in these days.
Almost the whole .city has been stirred
over the splendid faithfulness and
strength of draft horses, now being
used to open up a street adjoining one
of. the main thoroughfares of Grand
Rapids, Mich. So impressive is the
horse sense, sagacity, obedience, cau-
tiousness, adaptability and good na-
ture of these great beaststhat they
were given honorable mention in the
daily papers.
The special work of these animals
in this particular' case is to pull a
•great wagon skeleton across the axles
of which. is a...steel girder weighing
tons. Slowly the trusty creatures roll
their burden up the slippery hill.
Folks pause to thrill at the strength
shown.
put the driver gives all his attention
to the task in hand. He feels that on
him depends the safety of the load.
His team knows his signals on the
reins, and his vole quietly encourag-
ing. They dig in their spiked shoes
and pull. Vapor streams from their
nostrils. With ears cheerfully for-
ward, they toss their magnificent
heads up and down, as if saying "yes"
to their kind owner and driver.
The wheels creak on the ice but
never stop their rolling. The horses
never falter. The driver knows they
must not or the task is a task failed.
Not tightly but firmly the driver holds
the reins. Hd talks to the team low -
spoken words, hardly heard by those
upon the sidewalk who watch the
struggle. Some say it can't be done.
Others say it can and cheer antren-
courage both the driver and the
horses. Great muscles flex and relax,
hoofs chip iron spikes into the ice,
inch by inch the team gains victory.
The beamweighs more than seven
tons. The driver couldn't move it
alone. One horse would try in vain.
But the team and driver have the
strength to do the task and do it—
to them it is just "day labor."—Au-
Mane Pleader.
Death is one blessing that none will
be denied.
Minard's Liniment for pick animalt.
"Do you think that singer is go-
ing to be a,great diva?"
• "I didn't know she could even
swim." .
Expedition to Brazil
Collects Rare nal1111D
Belem, trazil.---The natural science
expedition of the American Mese=
of Natural Instory,, Now York, has
. just returned from explorations
ta.eough the valleys of the :Nolen,
CaneiquiarJ and Orinoco Itivers. Sb
thousand birds and 1,000 specinaens
of other fauna and flora were col-
lected. 1 4
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Competent woman want e man of
family washings to take home.—Harie
ford Times, We suggest the family,
washing, It can be handled without ,
any back talk,
• ,American Debutantes
London Still day Expresr,
'WAY Americans come to our eourts,'
and it is •a good thing not only for 1
them but for us. W benefit fame-,
daily, end they in turn like the page -1
entry and alSo th certain stamp
which a presentatioa at Court invol
Yes, That is only human nature.
There is nothing new in Nile. Ever
since the days vihen Atlantic trene-
Port became at all poisible Amerieans
have always liked Courts. In the
time of Louis Napoleon they flocked
te the Tuileries; now they have to be
content with restaurants, which axe a
comParatively poor setting for fine
feathers. Every American girl who
Is presented at•Buckingnam Palace is
a valuable asset, for she invariably ba -
comes an English propagandist.
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WHEN BABY IS WELL
MOTHER 15 HAPPY
The happy mother is the one whose
baby is well—it is the laughing,
gurgling baby who alwaxs brings joy
to the home. When baby is ill every-
one in the home suffers—not only
through worry over the little one but
through loss of sleep—nO one can find
rest with a sick baby in the home.
Thousands of mothers are happy;
mothers becaase they have found the
way to keep their little ones well—
or if sickness does come �n .suddenly,.
as it usually does with little ones,1
they have found the way to speedily]
bring the baby back to health again.
Mrs. George Keel', Lindberg, Alta., is
one of these mothers and she writes
as follows;—"I am the happy mother 1
of a seventeen -month-old baby girl.
Baby is healthy and strong and sleeps
well at night. I give her no other
medicine but Baby's Own Tablets and
she just loves them. I am never
without the Tablets in the house."
Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but
thorough laxative which regulate the
bowels; sweeten' the stomach and thus
drive out.. constipation and indigestion
and make the cutting of teeth easy.I
They are sold by medicine dealers or
by mail at 25 cents a box from The
Dr. William's Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
The "'Talkie" Revolution
London Daily News and Westmin-
ster: The triumph of an English Elm
actor, Mr. Ronald Colman, seems to
be the first result of the success of
the "talkies," and others will clearly
follow. If the "talkies" eventually
displace their silent rivals in the
popular favor—and it would seem al-
most certain that they must --the Eng-
lish-speaking (as. distinct from the
American -speaking) performer will
come into his own in this country with
a vengeance,- further, it would seem
that in each country the change must
operate as a powerful measure of
"protection" for the native industry.
The sort of audience which flocks to
the average English cinema is not go-
ing to "listen" to French and Ger-
man and Swedish Elms, unless the ac-
tors talk "plain English," and French.
and German and Spanish audiences
will presumably also insist on under-
standing what the "talkies" are say-
ing.
The Looting of England
London Evening News (Ind. Cons.):
(A recent rumor declares that the vil-
lage of Bilbury, in the Cotswold Hills,
has been bouglat by an American and
will be transported in its entirely to
the United States.) Such things may
yet happen. 'it -would require so
short and simple a law to forbid the
removal from this country of these
ancient and beautiful architectural
landmarks that one would expect to
find each of the three political parties
rushing forward with the proMise that
if it returns to power it will make
such a law without delay. If they
do not do so is because the pablio is
apathetic. The remedy in this ease
is in the citizens' hands. And if the
sacred law of property must to some
extent be curtailed the curtailment is
lust as necessary in the interests of
Anglo-American friendship as of the
English people who must stand by and
see their architectural birthright sold
for a mess of dollars.
Among the appropriate gifts for
young men graduates are overalls.
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Query: Do Goldfish
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Wheaton College Refers Prob-
lem to Biological Experts
Norton, Mass,—The new pond
opened this spring on the campus of
Wheaton has brought with it zoologi-
cal complications.
Two groups of students interested
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entations to it. One group hopes to
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the difficult question airses: Do gold-
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The whole matter has been re-
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If it were not for our -rather disap-
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'Nature Notes
Bovine: "That new farm hand is ter-
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Equine: "How's that?"
Bovine: "He found a lot of condens-
ed milk cans in the grass and insisted
he had found a cow's nest."—Scream.
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