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The Herald, 1907-01-11, Page 6e Guarantee to Cure Your Rheumatism 12HEUMATICFOE is the only meal - urine that is purely and simply a Rheu- •e atisrn Cure. It cures Rheumatism by cleansing the blood of those impuritie!a that cause Rheumatism. In many eases as single Dollor Bottle will cause a cure. A thorough treatment of Rheumaticfoe will cure the most severe ease of Rheu- rnatism. That is why we make our GUARANTEE OFFER For $5 we will send you the complete Iieumaticfoe treatment, accompanied by a signed guarantee that if a cure is not effected your money will be returned to you, If you have Rheumatism, fill out the attached Coupon, and send it to us. You have nothing to lose, but everything to gain. he ticf Has never yet failed to Cure Rheuma- tism. $1 per bottle. HOPE & HOPKINS, x773¢ Yonge Street, Toronto, Dear Sirs,—Please send me par- ticulars of your guaranteed Cure for Rheumatism to Name Address Dept. IL Education in the West. (Kansas City Times.) A schen' teacher asked a pupil how old he was. The pupil replied: "I am one-fourth as old as my father and he's two years older than my mother. My two brothers are as eki as my mother was when my mother was /6." The teacher solved the problem by ltntoeking the pupil to the floor, sitting au bis head and pounding him with the poker until he was ready to talk sense. 5.m Biinard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. o•a The Man Who is Ahead. (From Judge.) I'ii almost every newspaper you pick ap you are pretty sure to find a lot of :,gush about the man behind the counter •and the man behind the gun; the man 'behind the buzz -saw and the man be- hind the sun; the man behind the times and the man behind the rents: the man behind the ploughshare and the man behind the fence; the man be- hind the whistle and the pian behind the ears; the man behind the kaiak and the man behind the bars; the man behind his whiskers and the roan be- hind his fists; and everything is enter- ed on the list. But they've skipped an- other fellow of whom nothing has been eeici---the fellow who is even,. or a lit- tle way ahead; who pays for what he gets, whose bills are always signed. He's a blamed sight more important than the man who is behind. All the editors and merchants, and the whole commercial clan. are indebted for ex- istence to this honest fellowman. He akeeps us all in busineses and his town is never dead; and so we take off our hats to the man who is ahead. TRAOC MARK RaelSrErtEp. Ointment quickly cures Itching Piles, Eczema, end other skin ti oubles. Leo Corrigan. 475 Ferguson Ave., N. Hamilton, had Fez= since childhood. He consulted apecialiSts—lay weeks and weeks in haspitels— agel despaired of ever getting better. thought Mira would be like oilier remedies! Seed' tried ' Ile writes, "hut, to n:y delight, a few ihrrseS after the first a h/icrtion t felt great relief, dd has worked aoadersJor ate." Don't put it off—get a box of Mira Ointment ert°once. and be relieved. Price 50c.-6 for $2.50. As druggists'—or from The Chemists' Co. di Canada, Limited. f-l.amilton—Tot,.ato. Dangerous Suction of a Train. 'The peril of stat:ding too near to fly- ing railroad trains was shown at Mam- aroneck, Westchester county, Saturday afternoon, when Robert Coward, deputy county clerk, was caught in the suc- tfon of the Boston express on the New York, New haven and Hartford rait- ree.d, dragged forty feet and instantly -Wiled. It is not an unusual thin; for persons to test the sensation of stand- ing near a train passing at a high rate of speed. The train in this case was going et the rate of sixty miles an hour :and the displace latent of air in such a eixise is terrific, causing a rush of it in 4haeimmediate vicinity which even strong .sen sometimes eannot resist.-eRochester Democrat and Chronicle. ldinard's Liniment Cures Distemper. ' .Continrrd Weefor Count Boni, 4fPhiladelnhia North American.) it was thought that Count Beal had euf- res:ed ..the cruelest blow when his wife got tt. divrce, but the worst did not happen until tee court decided that the former countess eves not responsible for his debts. ORIGIN OP "a O:.«EIoN DEVIL" Forcible Chinese Exp essien for Pirate Changed to Apply to Aliens, Now we are in It position to answer a question at the outset of flue paper as to the origin of the tenth translated "foreign, Bevil." It is liter(tlly "ocean demon," 'a foteible Ohitiese 'term ..for pirate. The usti.tioi ,"sea robber" be. came Eocea .'e$toxt`iafter this Chinese experle, r�i �t nsotuptlous foreign pirates who iaeaie +tzarauders ezi, shore as well. From the" Ciltlnese"etas). poizzt was not the term •justified, t, those days? And not only did the i�ettuguese nation furnish one or two ui 'ortlly speoirnens of J}z- ropeans, but so, aid Holland and so did England in the years which followed. The China seas, in ,addition to their own bands of native pirates, became in- fested in those early years with far. more daring piratical spirits from these three nations. And, at first confined to the coast, the term "ocean demon" 'or pirate gradually spread into theinterior, being propagated from place to place in reports and rumors which doubtless mag- nified the actual doings of. the lawless Europeans into deeds of fiendish •atro- city. Then after a generation or so the terra "foreign demon" was utilized • by mothers with fractious children, much as the name Bonaparte was for a while in England. "If you don't stop' that noise I'll tell Bonny to come and take you!" The mention of "ocean fiends" was found to afford a potent sedative for blatant juveniles, and so it has continued •itt use since the sixteenth century until the pre- sent genehstion, an interesting, ife un- pleasant instance of Chinese eonservvt- tisni. We suggested at the .start that, it is dying down in many places. Having been so long-lived in the past, it is dying heard. And, as all will admit, it rias been the missionary foreigners` or 'the ,more genial men and. women of that class who have been the chief agents in changing it for something better. Not that the foreign babies have not helped. When in the '60's Dr. Porter Smith, ofHankow, walked in the Chinese streets with his little child on his shoulder the Chinese exclaimed: "1Ie cannot be a foreign devil. See! he is smiling at his little child.'— East of Asia Magazine. A TORONTO MAN TRIES Something New and is Delighted. Feels Like a Boy. Mr. M. N Defoe, 29 Colborne street, Toron- to, says: "I have been a suf- ferer trona Dyspepsia for years. • I have been '.'trehted by doe tors and • have taken many: medicines with only temporary relief. Since using Dr. Leon- hard's Anti -Pill I can ;,sat anything the same hs hen a boy. -I find they. 'regulateboth Storiaeh and bowels. My old time vigor has returned, so that Ml's 1i, N. DIP" ant spirits' are buoy- ant and; temper nor- mal I give all credit to thisrwondertul rem- edy—Dr. Leonhardt's Anti -Pill," ` All Dealers or The Wilson -Pyle Co., Lim- ited, Niagara Falls, Ont. 601 Trouble in Suburban Families. "What's the matter with all you swampliursters?" demanded. ,`, Citinan. "You all appear to hate Newcomb and yet lye's a derent sort of fellow." "Ruh" snorted Subbubs, ' "the . miser- able chump bought his wife a $30. bon- net the other day and now there's. no peace in our homes." — Philadelphia Press. It must hurt for a hen to sit on an egg said hatchet. Task too Great for Him. (Half Holiday.) Eilts (loftily)—I don't think much' Of. girls anyway. Still. I'd rather be a girl 'then a goose. Alice—very likely you would, but I don't see how you're going to work the change. MESSRS. C. C. 11ICILARDS Co.: G•entlem•en;-yr aet winter X e'eceived great benefit from the 'use of MIg- ARD:S LIN111ENT in a seven attutek .of La Grippe, and 1 hare frequently proved it to be very effective in rea.ses of in - fleet -mai ion. Yours, • W. A. IiUTCIIMON. George in Disagreeable Company,. (.Michigan, N. D., .tirena.),, George Fox, of the Minneapolis and Northern, is the fond arrd anxious spon- sor of a particularly large and •blush. ing boil, which has blossomed forth just south of his left ear. The possession of this delightful pet •lends to its owner a deliberation of movement and gravity' of countenance which become him very well. -eay2s Syru of pruce 7 Our GRAY'S SYRUP does that one thing, and sloes it well. 'It's atoaj cure. tall," bet- a CURE for all; throat and llriig doubles GRAY'S SYRUP QF RED SPRUCE GUM stops the irritating tickle — tabes away the soreness—soothe and heals the throat—and CITRUS COUGHS to stay cured. None the less effective because st is pleasant to take. 25 cts. bottle. 127i e7710. /'h"Jl'O" :dMa4J.ZREV $ or •11, 111 C'UIlED Onc3e more Va .has been proveih remedies, and ' parations bad s'i Mr. J. O ThI the ease referz' were all brole , hands and feet:e9 air condition was pitiable, end althought,;',''ies d vtclous ointments and. salves, they diar p t Seoul to be able to' get at the root of tilt 'evil, and the sores con- tinued to eproad. 'clap day I saw a report in a local newspaper ,Oiling how beneflefal Zaru- Buk was for dein lsp I.ttees, ulcers, etc, I gat a'supple of the ibaz and willed it to the children's sores,'tAimest immediately they got relief, and tris 'sores began to heal. Al- though the skin' )isoase had defied all the salves I had pyre iously 'tried, in one week Zam-Bak overeat e the trouble, and to -day the children kayo: s1: t ' AJ.4iY. Dux. FAMILY le BY i, the greet herbal balm, Estly superior to ordinary :nod where ether pre- ly :f#riled. of i3urk's i+'z iIs, r'epalltti �,•' lla says: ley children t with soros on (ace, not a Dimpleor spot or , his mark et disease ,on .their akin. For t grand result is ti}eir strip I. have Zam-Buk to thank. It i<'•a splendid healer," Zam-Buk is thus shown to be • altogether different and superior to;ordinary remedies. It is a healing' been compounded from saps and essences of the finest knownmedicinal herbs, It has him' antiseptic power,'; lolling disease germs which settle on sores and erup- tions, etc., and which set up festering, blood poison and suppuration. It cures eczema, skin rashes,.cuts, burns, bruises, abscesses, ulcers, acne, biackh8ads, ringworm, blood poison, eto. It heals cracked and chapped hands, •cold sores, etc. As an embrocation it gives speedy relief in cases of muscular rheumatism, sciatica, tete. Rubbed on the chee't in et colds, it relieves the tight- ness and aching. A11 druggists rind stores sell at 60c a hex, or inay be obtained post free from the Zasn-Buk Co., Toronto, upon reoeipt of pribea'6 boxes for $2.60.,.:: Send one cent stamp for dainty trial box. Theis (ceding Presents. has named the day As soon as She issue e';o vltetiona To all the „ear mothers knew (Including .peer relations). We were awere they all would swear In language- far trona pleasant, "Confound it! I shall' have to buy The blessed pair a present." , Then boy and man in cart and van And motor -ear came driving, With gifts galore, and more and snore,. And still they kept arriving. And housemaids flew, and postman, :too, Till all th And night s,terrace wondered, day they rang away- Lord! howithe knocker thundered) We worked fro shifts upon the gifts: But nota' knife among them;. We'd tweet score of forks and more, But not • mile among them; And as w .wo had scarce a sett, There se (d to be a caret • When silly ugs gave claret jugs,» But not 'op of claret. We'd e of eve As if We'd Wi And Wit And nowt We're t. To every And ever AndHymd We find—ti And noth sags, and sugar tongs and fashion, • rt found to be cling passion; ,of pink and. blue, mes scented, 'f art nouveau, were presented: tit\a little lot, • blitation, 1 Pb we most detest, aoor relation; ! -lies the true ''.not, late—we've all we hate, that we do not. Y'unch. "DAC OVAL" Retones and builds up the nervous system, gives nat. uralvigor,purifiesthe blood, cures constipation, kidney troubles, sore backs and neuralgia, Sold only by mail. Send postal note or coin. Price 50c. atid. one 2 -cent stamp. The Morrison Spe- cialty Co., Box 224, Windsor, Ont. Financial Power of France, Although Prance is carrying the enor- mous burdet,oe perhaps 2,000,000,000 of Russian securities, at a time when Rus- sia is 'passing through a tremendous po- litical and financial crisis, with the possi- bility cf an ultimate repudiation, yet France is to -day enjoying the easiest money market in the world. and has great blocks of money to loan and an immense hoard of goald in her vaults. 'Why is this? 'What is the secret of the French financial power? Not mineral wealth, not a crop surplus, not even: in- dustrial activity. The secret lies..sinhply in the fact that every man, woman and child in France spends less than his in- come. France is a nation of 30,000,000 savers. The United States are rapidly acquiring the reputation of being a : ra- tion of 85,000,000 spenders.—ih,,ll:'Street Journal. Minard's Liniment Cures, Garget in Cowa. O 1 4. Texas No Paradise fol: Women, ' So`'iar as 1e,1 eights are concerned, Texan is not t ti iitarried woman's para- dise. A mal'a,lat woman has no prop- erty of her i (it .4. If she earns any- thing her lhutb', 4id can collect and spin.: it, Re can-scla muter her inheritance or gamble away Iter estate. Not' long ago a `woman who't•e, drunken husband had deserted" iter . ilgiht a sowing machines: on the instal , (bet plan and proceetted ' to n'iake 'a llv for herself and several small chitdrent emlle ltttsliand discovered the fact and'° ters '.of the :bargain and the day tante the agent was to call for the seGliilti esiment, went to ale bank, where 't e Wife, had deposited h%t little savings -for this purpose, and writing a cheek It({ Brew every dollar as her "manager." St. 'Louis;Post- Dis—patch,, SOCIETY OF,BIRD FRIENDS. Iowa Farmers No Longer Regard the Crow es a Pest to Crops, Farmers near Sheldon, Iowa, are form- ing what they will call "The Bird Friends' society," Farmers have been studying the use of various birds to their growing Drops and as a result there is much less animosity against the crow, blackbird end bl ejay than formerly, for 16 ties beets proved that these birds aid the farmer' more than they hurt him, James C'Bricnd is president of the soci- ety. The swallow, swift and nightingale are the guardians of the atmosphere, feed- ing on the wing and taking from the air those forms of insects that might en- danger the fruit trees. Woodpeckers, chickadees and creepers are the guardians of the trunks of trees eating the grubs that injure the bark of fruit or ornamental trees. Blackbirds, thrushes, crows and larks protect the soil, eating the worms and insects that injure the corn, wheat and oats. They scarcely partake of corn ex- eept in the autumn. The snipe and the woodcock are the guardians of the subsoil, reaching far down into the earth after hatching lar- vae and insects that would soon attack the roots of the growinb crops. Tile lone -persecuted crow is really the farmers' friend, for he destroys more in- seets than the average bird and rarely pulls up the corn. as alleged. He has been known to eat 200 grasshoppers in a sin- gle hour. The pretty quail, whose life has been spared by the hunter only because of the laws of several states, eats the weed seeds whieh would otherwise scat- ter and is also a good feeder on insect life. The grouse of the. west as well as the east is a. prolific eater of grubs and grasshoppers and all forms of insects. Can cure your Cough or Cold, no question about that, but— why go to all the trouble and inconvenience of looking him up, and then of having hispreseription filled, when you can step into any drug store in Canada and obtain a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE for a quarter. Why pay two to five dollars when a twenty-five cent bottle of SHILOH will cure you as quickly? ' Why not do as hundreds of thousands of Canadians have done for the past thirty-four years : let SHILOH be your doc- tor whenever a Cough or Cold appears. SHILOH will cure you, and all druggists back up this statement with a positive guarantee. The next time you have a ''Cough or Cold cure it with 605 afi..l. ' TafERi +gym Those Christmas Cigars. (Cleveland Plain Dealer.) Hubby—My dear, I have concluded to give up smoking. Wiltie—Fou don't speak soon enough. I've bought them. ors ' Failed to Get Free Advice. Client (meets his doctor and wants a free opinion—Doctor, when you have a bad cold what d0 you do? Doctor—I blow my nose and cough. 0 The 'minute '.ice matt get the reputa- tion of being, til talker's they want to quit work. ISSUE N O. 2, 190T. FARMS FOR SALE. el HEAP UNDER MORTGA010; LARGEel farm in the County of Bruce, with good , buildings; 120 acres cultivated; only goo down or secured; immediate possession; title Per- fect. Apply at once, London Loan & Say- ings Co.. London, Ont. et HEAP UNDER MORTGAGE, ONLY $300 re farm in the Township doof Mesa, C un or n y ofoMiddlo ex; good tram° buildings; immediate possession; title, Perfect. Apply London Loan Couhtiany, Lon- don, Ont. w._. MISCELLANEOUS, FA[flE!"S SONS THE FARMERS' MANUAL contains a ser- ies of special lessons in farm bookkeeping,. with full instructions, separate rulings and printed headings for grain account, poultry account, cattle account, hog account, labor account, dairy account, expense account; department for each kind of grain, gash received account and cash paid out account. Tho Manual also o contains a complete lone department. a veterinary handbook, a per - feet system of horse -training according to the methods used by Prof, 0, W. Gleason, besides the farmers' legal department. 400 Pages. The J. L. NICHOLS CO., Limited, Publishers. (Mention this paper.) Toronto, Canada. Agents wanted. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should al- ways be used for children teething. It soothes the chile, soothes the gums, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for diar- rhoea. DR. LE'tRG'>r''S FEMALE PILLS torr,These sure and teleran use Lie France for over fifty years, and found invaluable for the purpose designed, and aro guaran- teed by the :takers Enclose stamp for sealed circular. Price St.te per box or pr ny mall, securely sealed, ou receipt of pace . LB ROY PILL 00 - BOY 42. Hamilton, contra PICKS FLAWS IN THE STORY. Naturalist Comments on Tale of Python Devouring a Tiger. A thrilling narrative which was pub- lished recently by a 'well-known maga- zine told how the author was chase' into a tree by a tiger and there found a py- thon awaiting him. The tiger began to climb the tree, and while the python was engaged with a parrot the author crawled along a slop- ing branch. When the python returned to the place where it had left the writer it found in his stead. the tiger, whieh, according to the story, was almost a full-grown aneater. It then describes how the python seiz- ed and strangled the tiger, and after crushing its body into a pulp, was in the act of swallowing it when the author, having descended the tree and regained his rifle, shot it. The story is authenticated by the au- thor's sworn statement, but according to Dr. Blandford, of the zoological so- ciety, and other eminent naturalists, tig- ers in the first place can not climb trees; secondly, do not exist in Ceylon; and thirdly, when imature do not attack human beings unless they are wounded. Itt addition, pythons, according to Dr. Gunther, are unable to swallow anything larger than a half-grown sheep.—London Express. 4 . A Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. 0 e s Gave Him the Real Truth. (Boston Transcript.) Mrs. Strong—What did you say, dear, when he asked you your age? Miss Sharp—I told him the truth. Mrs. Strong—You did: Really? Miss Sharp—yes; I told him it was none of his business. • 1, u!.4'� ,••,\fin. NO ' NU REQUIRED Think of it, a beautiful Rnff of Siso Fax, the most aahieuablefur worn, given absolutely free. Such an offer was never mads before. The only reason we can ti afford to do it 1114 that wo arranged for those handsome I' Furadurtng the dull season in the summer and got them nearlyy at coat. ibo Butt is 41 Inches long. noarly 4 tnohos wide, made of tho handsomest Bluo P'ex Fur. vary rich, soft and May. It Is warmly padded lined with the same nit isaf satin and omautonted with tour long tanner Blue Fox also. Such n handsome Fur bus never Umbra b0811 given away, and you can get it so easy. 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