The Herald, 1913-09-12, Page 6Parm
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enquiries vespeotirig Huron
County Farm. Lawes,
If you
Want to sell
I will assist you with an advertising
campaign that will bring buyers
to our favored County.
No Buyer - No Charge
Call, write; or phone
for. particulars.
E ZELLER,
Conveyancer, Real Estate, cc
ZURICH, .ONT.
RIDER AGENTS WANTED
In every town and locality to ride and demonstrate a sample 1913 "HYS LO P
SPECIAL" .bicycle furnished by us and fitted with coaster brake, roller
chains,three-coil spring saddle, extension handlebar and other leading fea-
tures. Good money can be made selling -our bicycles, tires and sundries.
Our large production, together with unexcelled facilities and 25 years' ex
perienee in building bicycles places us in a position to ship high-grade wheels
dhectfrom factory to user at LOWEST PRICES.
TEN DAYS' TRIA Wdreswll Candda wn eaptroaaly aandd
allow 10 days' trial. It willaot cost you one cent if you do not desire to keep It
after that time. We could not -afford to make this offer if we were not certain
our wheels are the best value •for•the money on the market.
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tractive offer for
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ilu tr ced catalogue .andfull .particulars of our HYSLOP BROTHERS, LIMITED
SHI.lTER AND VICTORIA STREETS, TORONTO, ONT.
Morn—Mention name -of paper ‚when.answeripg this advertisement.
A BUTTER iLYIN CITY STREETS
Astray from country's catty retreats;
Lonely is flutttered by,
A. butterfly in city streets,
L()ne of his kindred nigh,
I wonder if, that sunny morn,
It laiiged not £or the rest
Of garden fair where it was born
And rose it loved the best.
It seemed to know not where to go --
Restless and weak of wing:
No flower's bloom,. no„•'sof els flow,
. No hirci to w'.aleohne sing
Lost child are you in city streets,
Without a guide to, roam,
While friends afar, with love and
sweets,
Wait for your coming home. .
St. Marys Council has agneecl to
submit a by-law to the ratepayers
guaranteeing the bonds of the Flonr
and Feed. Firm. of Carter Son and Co.
Water street to the extent of $50,000
the company intend to erect a
600 barrel mill at the cost of ;ii75000
One hundred and fifty barrelsis the
present Capacity. The new capitaliz-
ation will be $200,000.
BROWN'S NURSERIES
ARE FAMOUS
PROF. HUTI'ON'S HalOtt ,F .
He Discusses 'i miversity Staff In
Classic .fashion.
Prot ' Maure Hatton,- principal
yf, university College, has a repute-
ion,',for classic wit and refined speech
perhaps without parallel in all Can.
ada. His recent address at a college
sinner was a masterpiece. '• Replying
to the toast, of the Faculty, be di .•
cussed the ".University Professor as -
a genius, in his inimitable style, and
concluded.. with mirth -provoking allit:
cions to the, Faculty of our owl.Una•'
v'ersity.
"And naw, sir,” he said, "by these
cautious and innocent periphrases and
laarap'hrases 7 approach our own pro-
fessors. But, sir, I have already on
other accaaions paid my 'glowing tri-
bute to these friends of .my, boson.
•find hero in• his Residence dining -hall
hot chestnuts are not served; it is
only in Paris that the delicious fruit
Is ' at hand at every corner, to cheer
and console 'the dark and waning au-
tutitln.,days; and to Paris it is a far
cry,
"Suffice it then to say that our
diprofessors also are' as incalculable, as
versified, a those elsewhere. You
never know them by theirappearances
only; you never can interpret them
merely from their chairs. We 'have a
Professor of Ethics, and 'he drives, or
drove at least when I last left Canada,
a horse; would that all dealers in
horseflesh professed ethics; so 'Gould
some of them at least practice it, nay,
more, it was a pale horse, and one's
For their fine Peach, Apple, Plain imal,,rination turned to the Book of
,K vexation and to, the pale horse
and Cherry trees. They have the there and the man who sat thereon
best nursery soil in Canada, and are
the largest growers of trees in the
Dominion. All scions and bud sticks
are cut by one man, and he has been
in their employ many years so no,
mistakes are made by using wrong
scions or buds. Send in list of stot'k
required and get their prices. Write
for agency as they have some unocc-
upied territory in this County.
Brown Brothers Nurseries.
Welland, Ont.
DR. E. B. BALFOUR, graduate
Western University, late of
the Military Hospital and Victoria
Hospital, London. Office in the
building formerly occupied by the Iate
Dr. McLaughlin, Dashwood.
It Pays to aint in The Fall!-
The
better the Paint, the better it pays.
It pays, because the wood is free of moisture and, no hot sunto blister the paint.
It pays, because there are not many rainy days, and the flies and bugs are gone.
It pays, because the paint has a better chance to take hold of the wood and
dry hard and smooth, protecting the surface better_ for the eight roughest
months of the year.
And it certainly does pay to buy good paint. It pays, in the fresh, bright
colors—it pays in protection—it pays in the longer wear.
'here isn't much difference between what you pay for good, honest paint, and
"cheap" paint—but there's a big difference in what you get.
IT PAYS TO USE We handle 100% Pure Paint—(Pure White Lead,
Zinc and Linseed Oil Paint)—the . kind that takes
less and wears longer.
Such paint as this on your house, is a good invest-
ment. It brings daily returns in pleasure, protec-
tion, profit.
"The Paint For Wear end
Weather."
There's no guetion about our prices being right
for the rind of Paint we handle.
We have the Paint, the Varnish, the enamel, the
Stain for any kind of Painting you want to do to
make everything "Spic and Span" throughout the
house. Come in for a color card. >t
For Sale by C. -IARTLEIB, Zurich, Out.
whose chair was a pale horse. An
.yet you. would be mistaken if you set.
down our professor horseman as a
soldier and • a man. of Death and
Slaughter; he is the keenest anti-mili-
tariat on our staff."
"And yet once more: in England
(it has been said) men carry the
spirit of sport into war; in America
the spirit of war into sport; well, we
have our sports professor, the Profes-
sor of Oriental literature; no football
game is complete without him; he is
as inseparable from the Rugby team
as their mascot; but, be careful, or
you will be again mistaken, this lover
of athletics has a horror of war; be
also is anti -militarist.
"And" our militarists then, Sher'
are they? Why in the department c:!
Mathematics • of all places, two of
them in that department already mili-
tarists, and the third half -way towards
militarism; for the third member of.
the department, the third (or solid)
dimension of their space, besides b:'.
ing the greatest punster and humor-
ist of our staff, and the best dance:,
is also the invariable attendant at
Niagara Camp dances and at other
Military dancing; the virus of militar-
nl has reeled` at- least his leg:,
11are.I not said enough to prove that
t,ur professors are as incalculable, as
;deity-eided as their polygons.
"Fou :cannot prophesy of them from
their chairs I said, neither can y: u
interpret them by their appearance.
The Professor of geek is a young lay-
man, very young and very lay indeed
his speech betrayeth him, but' our
Profi•ssor of History, who is an elder-
ly clergyman, is invariably taken for
a stock broker, with whom indeed he
has deep affinities; he might have
passed into aviation and we should
none of us have wondered, one form
,of sky piloting succeeding another,
but to become . stock broker is a sea-
change rich and rare, possible only to
a professor. Let me conclude my eu-
logy by quoting of our Faculty the
words used by a previous orator on a
kindred theme, 'age cannot wirier,
nor can custom stale their infinite
variety'."
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Want Column
Carriage and work horses for sale.
Apply to Kellerman cti Son,
WANTED= -At the Alexandra
Marine and General Hospital, :Q cler-
lair; three or four pupil nurses'. Apply
to Miss Gil ffiths, Superintendent;
-Goderick.
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ANNUAL WESTERN EXCURSIONS.
Segtsmber 11, 12, 13
Round Trip Rates from,
iiensatl,to:
Port t-luron
Detroit, Mich.
. Free Ladies and Gents Watches Chicago, 111
Rugs, Bracelets and Jewelry ofEvery
Description, Lace Curtains, Rugs,
House Furnishing,Rifles,Moving Pic-
ture Machine, Skates, Printing Press-
es,' Fountain Pens, in fact nearly
eve'rythnig you can think of you 'can.
get Aboslutely Free for selling our
Beautiful Fancy ]Drawn and Satin
Stripped handkerchiefs at 10 cents
each. They sell rapidly 6 can gener-
ally be sold in every house. Don't
send us any money, but write us to
send you a lot of Ilandltercbiefs to
sell, that when sold you will send us
the money and the premium. selected
Selling 21 handkerchief entitled you
to your choice of an elegant Watch,
3 gold' Laid Rings, Lace Curtains, etc.
Write its to -day, we trust you and
take back the goods if you cannot sell
them..
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If -we cannot strew life's path wttb
flowers, we can at least strew it W'"
smiles.—Uicketua,
11%1OLA CO. CHICAGO, ILL
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$ 2.95
$4,45
$1Q.25
$5.35
Cleveland, via, Buffalo :.. .
Cleveland via Detroit .. $7.75
Grand Rapids Mich .. $7.20
Saginaw, Mich ....... $5.25
Minneapolis or St. Paul
All Rail . .$28.40
Rail and Steamship , . ....... $32.40
RETURN IIMIT-All tickets valid for
return to reach original' starting point
not later than September 29th. 1913.
Full particulars from'
Grand Trunk Agents.
Dr. de Van . Femalt PillsI
A reliable French regulator; never fails. These
pills are exceedinglyowerful in regulating the
generative'portion of the female system.. Refuse
all cheap imitations. Dr. de Van's are sold at
05 a box, or threefor $10. Mailed to any address.
The itcobell Ditig Co.. Si- flstbarines, Ont..
H'.? Syron 'ought Fat.
Poetry and a too pronounced plump
nese do not harmonize well. and no
one was more widely awake to this
fact than Lord Byron. Many were the
means be adopted for ridding himself
of his unwelcome "adipose deposit."
In a letter to his solicitor he says:
"I wear seven waistcoats and a great-
coat, run and play cricket in this dress
till quite exhausted by excessive per
spirntion. use tbfl•'bath daily, eat only
a quarter of a pound of butcher's meat
In twenty-four hours, By these .means
myribs display skin of no great thick-
ness. and my 'clothes have been. taken
nearly halt a yard." ' •
The Whole Thing.
"I suppose," said the absconding
cashier to the friend' Who. had run
Across him ..in 'parts unkno'y n, "that
",there was agood deaf of talk about me
after I ,disappeared."
"1 anduld think there wast",. answer-
ed the friend. "Why, man, the Weath-
er .wasn't, mentioned, at all to two
teaks."
Rich Man, Poor Mon.
You can easily tell a poor man from
a rich one by examining- hip mail. The
poor .'man's ,mall•, consistt. of requests
for money that 4e owes, the gree roan's
for money that he doesn't owe.. -Lip-
pincotti9.
_ .. varesisri �lw kart'+.
TED
FOR HARVESTING IN WESTERN CANADA
"GOING TRIP WEST."
$10.00 TO WINNIPEG$113.00
"RETURN ETURN TRIP Ed+ASTGCs
Plus half cent per mile from Winnipeg up Plug half sent per milefromallpnintsoastof
t0 MneLeod,FRi?[l!lE;algnrrorlG Calgary, or Edmonton. biaeLeod, dmontontolA(1I'i9NiPWinnipeg
GOING DATES -
.—From all stations Kingston to Renfrew inclusive and eastthereof in
Ontario.
—From Toronto and West on Grand Trunk Main Line to Sarnia inclusive
and South thereof.
—From Toronto and North-Western Ontario. North of but not including
Grand Trunk Line Toronto to Sarnia and East of Toronto to Kingston,
Sharbot Lake and Renfrew, including these points.
SEPTEMBER 3rd—
From Toronto and all stations in Ontario East of but 'not including
Grand Trunk Line Toronto to North Bay.
SEPTEMBER 5th --From all station on Grand Trunk Line Toronto to North Bay inclusive,
and West therebf in Ontario, including C.P.R. Linc Sudbury to Sault Ste.
IVIarie, Ontario, but not including Azilda and West.
ONE-WAY SECOND-CLASS TICEETS WILL hi SOLD ID WINNIPEG ONLY
. One-way second class tickets to Winnipeg only oit1111be4old. Each ticket will include a
verification certificate, with an extension coupon. allies nsiop coupon has been signed.
at `Winnipeg by a fai'ln5iTtltowing ha bas engaged the h ut •t ';'Work tie a farm laborer, the
coupon will be honored up to September 80th for tic et at rate of one-half cent per anile
(minimurri fifty cents) to any station west of Winnipeg tin the: Pacific, Canadian''
Northern or Grand Trnak•Paeifie Raihvayain Manitoba, Sasketehewan or Alberta, but act
west of Edmonton, Calgary or MacLeod, Alta.
A certificate will be issued entitling purchaser to a second-class ticket good to return
from any station on the Canadian Pacific, Canadian Northern, or Grand../rank Pacific
Railways in Alberta. Saskatchewan and Manitoba east of MacLeod, Calgary and Edmonton
to original starting point by the -same route as travelled on going journey on or before
November 50th, 1013, on payment of one half cent per mile (minimum fifty cents) up to
Winnipeg added to $18.00 from Winnipeg, provided the holder deposits the certificate with
the ticket agent on arrival at destination, and works at least thirty days at harvesting.
For full particulars see nearest C.P.R. Agent, or -write --
M. G. MURPHY, D.P.A.• C.P.R., Toronto
AUGUST 18th
AUGUST 22nd
AUGUST 25th
,The Reason.
Daughter—There ain't anybody come
u,
let dinner today; Ma. Landlady
ic;ri rnly) lsloi 'this is the day`Haat. thu'y
aft promised posltlibly to•pay.—PttilL
FURNITURE
You will always find all the latest styles in furniture such as
Brass and Metal Beds, Tails, Ellett,' Lte
You could find no -designs prettier, more striking or pleasing.
we can surely satisfy you in. the selection of furniture as re
gards design, construction and price. .
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