The Herald, 1912-06-14, Page 2SOME QUEER HONEYMOONS
STRANGE METHODS OF PASS-
ING SWEETEST Ii10NTH.
Among the Arctic Icebergs—From
Pekin to Calcutta—Through
Darkest Africa.
The day of the honeymoon of bill-
ing and cooing in a quiet country
retreat seems to be on. the wane,
and the era of the strenuous honey-
moon to be ushered in.
Within the last six months we
have read of one couple who spent
their "month of honey" in a thou-
sand -miles' cycle ride in France; of
another who scaled a round score of
Alpine peaks in the interval be-
tween the altar and the homecom-
ing; and a third who had the "tame
of their lives" among the grizzlies
and other wild beasts in the Rocky
Mountains.
It is not long since Mr. Fleisch-
man, an American millionaire, re-
turned from an adventurous honey-
moon among Arctic snow -wastes
and icebergs.
"Forty-seven days," he says, "we
spent ramming steadily against the
gathering ice in an effort to land on
the north-east coast of Greenland."
A $75,000 TRIP.
In bridal rig of sheepskin, lined
with leather, Mr. Fleischman and
his bride despatched -thirty rein-
deer, a hundred seals, and twenty-
three polar bears; and when at last
they returned to Cincinnati it was
to declare that ther little trip .had
been worth every penny of the $75,-
000 it had coast.
Even more strenuous was the
honeymoon of the Comte de Lesdain
and his bride, who left the altar on
a perilous journey from Pekin to
Calcutta, climbing mountains 20,-
000 feet high, tramping through
desolate regions where for two
months they saw no living soul, es-
caping drowning in swollen rivers
as by a miracle, living on the game
they could shoot, and wandering
aimlessly for days on vast deserts
and mud plateaus.
IN DARKEST AFRICA.
SKIN
SIJFF: '.FRS
Do you realize that to go
through life tortured and
disfigured by itching, burn-
ing, scaly and crusted ec-
zemas, or other skin and
scalp humors is unneces-
sary? For more than a gen-
eration, warm baths with
When. Major Cotton ledhis br ela?P
t at'f+Ftllaalr in Bli' ..h
moo,"nc'piSitrig
aa�:r
iiacttrt
o egwarhhe
plunged into the very
heart of "darkest Africa," making
their way through hundreds of
leagues of dense forest, hobnobbing
with savage pigmies and cannibals,
exploring the wilds - of Congo -land
and Uganda, and after a year and
more of such adventures as made
Stanley famous, finding their way
back to civilization, travel -worn,
but vowing that they had had an
"ideal honeymoon."
For the strenuous honeymooner
there is indeed no lack of scope.
He may spend his month of honey
as did a Swiss guide a short time
ago on the chilly summit of Mont
Blanc ; or, if his ambition soars
still higher, he can follow in the
wake of M. Flammarion. and many
another newly -fledged bridegroom,
and explore the region above the
clouds.
uficur
Cap
And gentle applications of
Cuticura Ointment have
proved successful in the
most distressing cases, of
infants, children and adults,
when all else had failed.
Although Cnticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere, a liberal
sample or each, with 32 -page booklet on treatment
or skin and hair, will be sent, post-fr1e, on appllca•
Iron to "Cuticura;' Dept. OM, Boston, U. S. A.
Everybody `stow admits
Zam-Berk best for these.
Leta it. give YOU ease
and comfort.
Drupglstr acid Stares everyeuhate
LUXURIES FOR PRISONERS.'
Electric Lights, Books and Bells in
Case of Sickness.
A retreat rather than .a prison is
the new institution which has heel}
raised at Evreux, on the road hem
Paris to Trouville. It is ovoidnya
form, much in appearance to thy%
of a large castle, and is surrounded
by a wall over 30 feet in height. !
It is situated on high ground ovt
looking the town, and to s.ay the
least prisoners should have a very
comfortable time.
OFF THE SAME PIG.
A young wife recently went into
a provision shop and addressed the
shopzinan• thus 1
`" L bought three or four hams
ere: a month or so ago, and they
Wore' Hue. Have you any more of
"Yes, ma'am," replied the man.
"There are ten of those hams hang-
ing 1p there now."
''Well, if you're sure they're off
the same pig, I'll take three of
them,"replied the young wife,
meekly.
A Pill that Proves it Value. —
Those of weak stomach will find
strength in Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills, because they serve to main-
tain the healthful action of chs
stomach and the liver, irregulari-
ties in which are most distressing.
Dyspeptics are well acquainted with
them and value them at their pxo-
per worth. They have afforded re-
lief when other preparations have
failed, and have effected cures in
ailments of long standing where
other medicines were found unavail-
ing.
Each has his oven cell with am -l'
mock bed, washing utensils and a,
table for books. The cells arc li;g.,lt-:
ed by electricity and heated r by
radiators. The authorities bare
not forgotten the spiritual needsof
their hostages.
The consideration of the Ministry
of Justice for the welfare of the
prisoners is seen by an electric bol
at the head of each hammoek,
that the detained, if he be 'taken',
suddenly ill, can communicate with
his guard.—London Globe.
Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery
Cordial is prepared from drugs
known to the profession as':ther
oughly reliable for the cure; of
cholera, dysentery, diarrhoea,
griping pains and summer 'com-
plaints. It has been used 'success-
fully by medical practitioners for e4
number of years with gratifying' ref
sults. If suffering front any sum-
mer complaint it is just the 'ixmeuai-
cine that will cure you. Try a bottle.
It sells for 25 cents.
CURSED HE CZAR.
Boy Preferred Death to Living in
Russia.
"Sooner than go back to Russia,
I will commit suicide."
This remarkable threat was ut-
tered by a lame Russian lad, aged
18, who appealed before the Alien
Immigration Central Board against
a local board's decision to refuse
him admittance.to England.
The boy gave the name of Hirsch
Schiren, and through an interpre-
ter said that he had been on terms
of friendship with apolice officer
in his own country who One day.
aslted him .' bother he would join
is taxi -teach,*
Since 1900 the price of basion has
increased by nearly forty pe ceat•
Keep Minard's -Liniment to t o -
HAPPY MAN.
Binks—"Where does Perkins .fit
so much money to blow? He isn't
wealthy, is he?"
Jinks—"No, but his wife makes
her own hats."
IIINARD'S LINIMENT is the only Lini-
ment aslted for at my store and the only
one we keep for sale.
All the people use it.
HARLIN FULTON.
Pleasant Bay, C. B.
Naybor—"I say, Subbubs, have
you :a foot -rule over there V' Sub-
bubs—"Yes; one my wife made. It
is: Use the doormat before enter-
ing!" Naybor—"Oh, that won't
do ! That's a two -foot rule !"
,Minard'S Linlment used by Physicians.
BARS.
Gabe -How did Jones get behind
,the bars?•
tve—S.ent too. much time in
:, The polleeMan Immediately in-
formed the authorities, and as a re-
sult Schiren was sentenced to two
years' imprisonment. He had been
in prison two weeks, when he made
the warders drunk, and so man-
aged to escape.
The Chairman—"Supposing you
were sent back to Russia, would
you return to your parents V'
The lad replied that he would not
return, but would commit suicide.
He was allowed to remain in Bri-
NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
Flammarion's balloon honeymoon
lasted but from one day to the
next ; but every moment was crowd-
ed with delight, as the "white bird"
bore him and his bride over the
snowy ridges, glaciers, and preci-
piees of the Alps, with the moon
sailing in splendor above their
heads.
But among all such rash enter-
prises you may search for for a
rival to that of Captain Andrews
and his American bride, who left
their wedding -breakfast to fare
,across the Atlantic in a canvas -cov-
ered "cockleshell," four yards
long and two feet wide, with a small
store of provisions for ballast.
The honeymoon 'voyagers pro-
posed to sail down the eastern coast
of the United States, and then, by
way of the Gulf Stream and the
Azores, to Europe. But from the
moment the little craft was lost on
the horizon not a trace of h was
ever seen again.—London Answers.
A CAREFUL STATEMENT,
"Only a couple of months ago
you said you'd share your last dol-
lar with me," said lones, who was
unsuccessfully attempting to nego-
tiate a loan.
"I know I did old man," replied
the one who was doing the dodge
act; "but I haven't got down to
any last dollar V'
Green --"That fellow who plays
the cornet is ill!' Jones --"Do
you think he will recover V' Green
--"I'm afraid not. The doctor iiho
rling lives next door.
tain.
A Scottish student, supposed to
be deficient in judgment, was asked
by a professor in the course of his
examination how he would discover
a fool. "By the questions he would
ask," was the prompt and highly -
suggestive reply.
in the Or.r= >tth
of Corn
there's a period when the
kernels are plumped out with
a vegetable milk, most nutri-
tious.
As the earn ripens the
"milk" hardens, and finally
becomes almost flinty.
Post
Tom sties
are made from this hard part
of choice selected corn.
It is carefully cooked; treat-
ed with eager and salt; rolled
into thin bits; ,then toasted to
an appetizing -•brown -without
a hand touching the food.
It has been said that Post
Toadies are the most deli- ,
ciously flavoured particles of
cereal food yet produced.
One can render an opinion
upon trial.
"The 1'lletnory Lingers"
Sold by Grocers.
Made by
Oanadian Pdstum Cereal Co., Ltd.
Windsor. Ontario, Canada.
around here are ed ret
couldn't go faster than t"eta a s% at1
hour without endangering 1 s"rfe, "„
"That's the p int, said thetxstice
of the Peace. "You was exceedin'
the limit o' safety and we fizid ye
guilty of attempted suicide.3 . Ten
dollars, if you please."
A Cure for Rheumatism. --J. pain-
ful and persistent form of rheuma-
tism is caused by impurities in the
blood, the result of defecti.'e ac-
tion of the liver and kidneys. The
blood becomes tainted by the intro-
duction of uric acid, which causes
much pain in the tissues and in the
joints. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills
are known to have effected!lmany
remarkable cures, and their :ase is
strongly recommended. A trial of
them will convince anyone of their
value.
LOFTS TO LET.
Instances of the Stupidity of Nit -
times of Africa.
The natives of Central Africa aro
described by the late Sir Henry M.
Stanley in his "Autobiography" as
being incredibly stupid. He.
}tells,
for example, of one native who,
with another man, was sent;' in a
canoe across a river to fetch a com-
pt iy of men to camp. Afterlwait
ing an hour, Stanley went tk, the
river, where he found the two. pad-
dling each in an opposite direi;ion,
andeblaming the other for hi stu-
pidity. They were in a passion of
excitement, and quite unable to
hear the advice of the men, across
the river, who were bawling direc-
tions to them how to manager their
canoe.
For 'Sprains and Bruises—There
is nothing better for sprains and
contusions than Dr. Thomas' Eclec-
tric Oil. It will reduce the swelling
that follows a sprain, will cool the
inflamed flesh and draw the pain as
if by magic. It will take the ache
out of a bruise and prevent the
flesh from discoloring. It seems as
if there was magic in 3t, so speed-
ily does the injury disappear under
treatment.
Another stupid fellow was'gen-
b'e-
urd.
the
s he
bade
11ed
k to
we
led,
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YOU'LL never taste any nicer
or more wholesome food th:l,n
"KING OSCAR" brand Sardines.
TRY them for a change in the hot wea-
ther. For sandwiches or ,salacls they are
delicious, appetizing, satisfying.
PAUKED in Norway at the world's biggest and
cleanest factory in solderless, sanitary, gold -
lacquered packages.
From your grocer get "KING OSCAR" brand Sardines
Trade supplied by John W. Bickle de Greening,
Hamilton, Camila.
By Special Royal Permission.
DV EING I CLEANING T
Fur the ve,y hest, send your work to the
"BR1Tl H AMEF.! yAN CHIN CO."
Look for agent in your town, or send direct.
Montreal. Toronto. O,tawa. Quebec
JUST HIS LUCK.
Howell—Why don't you run for
office?
Powell—If I did I would have to
walk back. a
erally saved from punishmel
cause his mistakes were so a
One day we were floating do
Congo. Near camping -tune,
happened to be bowman, I
him stand by, and when I
out, seize the grass on the b
stop the boat. In a little wh
came to a fit place, and I
"Hold hard, Kirango 1"
"Please God, master," h
plied, and forthwith spran
shore and seized the grass wit
hands, while we, of course,
rapidly swept on down-streax
The boat's crew roared at
diculot>.s sight. Neverthelesi
stupidity cost the tired men a
pull up ,river, for not every
wad available for a camp.
Dancing was originally a
expressing religious feeling.
a . 7th" Car W'' ' .7 3E _et. 'ES
CR' OSOTk,
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=rotect— Preserve— Beautify
Samples and Booklets on Application
JAMES & im ted
1374 8athurs' qt"p"t •RUNTO
Ask for Minard's and take no other.
Minister's Wife — "Wake up !
There aro burglars in the house,
John." Minister—` `Well, what of
it ? Let them find out their mistake
themselves."
To have the children sound and
healthy is the first care of a mo-
ther. They cannot be healthy if
troubled with worms. Use Mother
Graves' Worm Exterminator.
re -
on
oth
ere
3H'1 ADORED THE RING.
Maud—When you broke the en-
gagement, of course you returned
the diamond ring he gave you.
Ethel—Certainly not 1 I don't
care for Jack any more, but my
feelings have not changed towards
the ring.
VCR MONEYB CK
if you are not satisfied that
c
t -0 0 hi e rt
itEEP3 FLIES OFF CATTLE
$2.00 per Gallon .
Dilute with Four Gallons of Water,
Write for interesting
Pamphlet to
iVIaoLaran Imperial Cheese Co.,
Limited.
WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO
Bole,Manufaoturers
THEAP7Ltd+MANCIFACTURING' CO.,
Limited.
MONTREAL.
SISIMOIMMISIMIVOOMM
THRILLING RACING DRAMA.
Act L—Five men break a horse.
Act II.—They enter the horse in
a r•r,ce.
tiGt. III.—The horse breaks five
men.
H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street,
Toronto.
EIGHT .THOUSAND DOLLARS WILL
buy beautiful hundred acres in
Northumberland County, including Stook
and Implements. There is in the stook
4 horses, 10 Cows, etc This is a snap, and
can be had on easy terms. Possession at
once.
iy OOD FARMS IN LINCOLN, WELLAND,
•, Halton; Peel, York, Durham, North.
umberlend, Prince Edward counties at
rm. sone ble prices.
A LBERTA SASKATCHEWAN AND
Manitoba lands ip largo or small
blocks.
Holloway's Corn Cure takes the
corn out by the roots. Try it and
prove it.
NEVER MIND WHAT PA SAYS.
Teacher—Willie, give three proofs
that the world actually is round.
Willie—The book says so, you say
so, and ma says so.
Weary William—"Yon condemn
us tramps, but there's one thing
we must get credit for." ' Mrs.
Stingey—•" ` What's that? Weary
William—"You don't hear us in-
dulgin' in labor disputes."
ED. 7.
Men Your Eyes Need G
171 RTTIT FART`S-ALL SIZES, IN THE tF
Niap•arp 1'rrit Belt. yv
H. W. na"renal. Tnrnntn,
a.? ACRES -JUST OUTSIDE THE CITY
t9 of London limits; soil splendid clap
1poultry brickhouse
Will exchange for city
wronerty or lnreer farm. The Western
Reel Esta•e, London, Ont.
Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting -Feels
Fine -Acts Quickly. Try it for iced, Weak,
Watery Ryes and Granulated Eyelids, Illus-
trated Book in each Package. Mnrine is
iine"bsoiscssly"Patent
Med-
icine"-
compounded by
n Oculists -not Plslian' Prat:
lice for many years: Now dedicated to the Pub-
lic and sold bx Druggists lit 25c and 606 per Bottle.
Marino Eye Salvo In Aseptic Tubes, 2. o and 50e.
Morino Eye Remedy" Co., Chicago
GOING UP.
The packers buy beef on the
hoof.
And the rest of us buy beef on
the roof.
RUBBER
Tread softly -
Step safely.
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0e and Clerks in groat demand through.
out Ontri•in and North West. Six mon•he
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p.,aitinn8 encored. Tree nook 19. esnlains.
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years' course in training at Aultman
Hospital, Canton, Ohio Address, Supt.
The Soul of a Piarnodsthe
Actaeon. Insist on the
acs .i T® HIGm-f '"
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EDUCATION,
THEOLOGY,
MEDICINE,
SCIENCE,
including
ENGINEERING
Arts Summer
Session
July 3 to Aug. 17
The • Arts course
may be taken by
correspondence,
but students desir-
ing to graduate
must attend one
session,
Short Course for
Teachers anden-
eral students July
roth to 3rst.
For calendars write
the Registrar
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PAT AT SEA.
Pat was strolling along the quay-
side as a big ship was about to sail.
"Sure," said Pat to the captain,
"could you find me a job V' "Just
the man I want," said the Captain,
and so Pat joined the ship for the
first time in his Life. It was a fine
night and they were in mid -ocean.
The captain all at once noticed a
man fall overboard and shouted to
Pat; "Throw a buoy overboard."
Pat seized a bright-eyed youngster
standing by and threw him into
the sea. ' "I did not mean that boy :
I meant a cork buoy." "Sure,"
said Pat, "how do I know whether
he comes from Cork or Tipperary ]"
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