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The Wingham Advance, 1923-07-26, Page 5tiny „16th., W11q„I4Ji,„, 4h iu TR' 1%x lee til y� 111 ;1111 111 j1M •I 10 doz. Men's fine,tialii'h fancy 'pattern 'Shirts, q Y Y�p is manufacturers clearance, ;Fast 'colors, : reg- ,ul�value 2JQO ;and'2:26� our price to sell 4411 AT 1SARD 'S $ 4 9 ,.1 • rtf OVERALLS overalls with Special to, clear, broken lines o£ pp bib, your pick - h ;for St5O. ' STRAW HATS ce of our stock clearing Balance g a;® ,ottt,,atecost price.. . BOYS'' SUITS Several lines of Boys' Suits to ® clean at $5:95.' 'MEN'S BOOTS ' r ain.in Men &: strong wear- ing rice . tng:Boots; Otlr Ct1 P 375• LADIES'{ VESTS doz..Veats,:; short .sleeve, our sa a anloe, SC. HOSE One table of ' Misses ;and .CS4ri1- ® dren'a Hose, value up to sac, all your. -pick a5c— ,:.:, DIr.•: g1® E,Wi oar ._M ”' . ; 3's'doz::tiv �icr3tt• Wornen's :..Children's .sizesy•.now.only ,sac. •r Howdy Chums! Why' .is't'`that It moths seldom . matte ithe 'mistake of Jo eating a patch. • SHOES i3roken lines : of t d•Ch's ren -s •::- im :Summer Shoes to clear ;at 8gc.. ,, is WASI•i GOODS alma Table of print!, 'gittghams,. Voiles and j� Mus ins, :sale ' at, , is 1 � 'CORSETS ' n a ;doz: odd linCorsets, of o ,,E value up to $2.5o, your pick X75. tea COATS RE DUCED Balance of ' Ladies' 'and Mis= :.;. ser' ,Spring. end;;Sumtaa,er, Coatts to; clear. at $5 oa,7 O. ;9.75 and,"'' 12IE ,'. OROCE S SoanB as ain�.elss; Comfort i,, ■ a and ' Ekes of White` Nap -''v1 ' tha a}tt1; pure: Linen; T.ow-o. el for '$s.q" ■ to jos. Vf;ihite Su" 'ar for _- ..z a•5j a: '7,cakes'Castile.,Sdap forEsc' ',® a'lbs. Cocog,'for '_ -. ": eye. Corn ,Flak for ... Sezub 'Brti`sk .. _ _ . , sar Ladies' Rome Journai...Patterns in Stock. neusemennuunsionsmennonammossomffinsong amesseseaael sad Raii^ai. Rhymes "Eating When in my barefoot boyhood state I used -no sense in what I ate. Some unripe fruit I'd often take, which lat- er ater on was sure toamake my little what you call it ache. Perhaps I'd go. to best 'all right; all free front care and happy .quite, but pains would seize me in the night, rhea I would open up my cowls; emitting most unearthly howls.. 'Poor avolaid sigh and pa would swear, but they would snatch my tuna. my bare and rub it gently here and they, Though long and patiently they knelt, the more they rubbed the Worse I felt. I'm older now and wiser grown withbroader'girth of stomach zone..I must be careful how I grub it, for it it aches no one will rub it. ,I feed my- self with greater care, my apples must be', ripe and fair, and very little pie or hani is stowed beneath my diaphragm, I torn down this and sidestep that for fear of biliousness of fat. 0 brothers, though your table shake with loads of chicken, squab acid steak, if you, like' me, still have a feeling for eating ap- ples, cores and peeling, let's have a spree e'en though it hurts beneath the buttons of our shirts. Some half ripel apples let us take, e'en though we get! the belly ache. Bob Adams, Others Who Passed The following should be . added to Iast week's list as passed: Ashfield No. e—Edna. Murray. Exeter P. S.—Eva Betts. Hensall P. S.—Fred Steacy. Wawanosh No. 13—Walter Scott. The folIowiig are the highest to al marks made at each school. $ayfield—Mary Wild, No. 5, Staley, 598 marl€e, Belgrave ..- Blanche Cunningham, No. 8, Wawanosh, a95 1•riarks, Creditors-Ernn'a Fallow', No, 4 Stephen, 559 marks. Dashwood—A aha Tiernan, Dash- wood P. S,, 593 marks. `7Dungantian-Stella Johnston, No. I Ashfield, 569 marks. Exeter -Eugene Howry, Exeter P. S., 645 marks. - Hensall—Margaret Johnston, No. 14 Hay, 614 marks. Kintail—Doris Hibben, No. 3s Ash- field, 561 marks. ' St. Helens—Annie Bowies, No. �sltfield, 56t 'marks. Varna—Edith nliddleton, o. io Goderich tp., fit5 marks. Winchelsea—Verna Brock, No, 6' U borne, 56? ;narks, Z1:rich—Margaret Douglas, No. 9 Stanley, 583 marls. Special Children's Entertainments a F oma ;. ion Ch,M: is ' to ! qua Feature —o inThere is just one '"N":difference ,aa : the � �� spelling of Ow'tin g ' "Owing" but what •a diifiFerenoe ii ; and ntthe� meaning: —0— Correct this sentence: ' 'Some ;pub tic officers are so insignificant that they never occasion swell -head:": —o There is nothing ` that Will ,ci e ;a ; T g reckless driver like thirty ,daty ,ob- t& . rn ,a' be servation of the s �]i , viii d windovi+, thinks Chief Mien. ---e— He who hesitates is lost.. So its ;she who doesn't! If• you don't like. the BUSTLE Of. the city, move to the OUTSKIRTS. --0— • Pep is to a man what sap is to tree—the ,difference between a live one :and a dead one. , - -0— •Dont waste time finding fault with yourself, that is what your neighbors. are for, —0— A cat, which is supposed to have nine livesnem afford to take a chance you have oasily ,one. • The man se Chicago who fell through a skylight knows just now ;how it feelsto be' :thrownthrough a windshield. IB,unning an auto is co excuse for running amuck. - If you can't travel, you can get Pullman luxury at home. Just crawl up on a :closet shelf and stick a cind- er in your eye. —0_ • . Did you hear of a pair of shoe- strings which outwore the shoes? The horna makes ' lot of noise but it doesn't help make the car go. Hello Friends. Some men are like pencils. They never make their mark until they are pushed.' —o— Mr. Schooley suggests that some college offer a course in Domestic Silence. for Wometi. —0 ' MOTHER SHORT POEM, WHICH IS ENTITLED THE QLD USED CAR 'Twill take Your dough To make Her go. You spill Your rocks, But still She knocks. —o= Conente,eee placed hi .''other ^f en compels confidence in return. —o Next to the niiloaded gun, the rail- road crossing with no train in sight is the next best way to shuffle off. —0— A colonel • in the Red army draws only $2 a month. No wonder he's red. —o— Some people want credit for not be- mg any worse than they are. —0— Convict in Electric Chair—Well, this is the first time I've felt like giv- ing up my scat tp a lady, — o— Men can't help but wear rouge, as long as cheek to cheek dancing is in + vogue. —0— You"' face is the show-wiiad.ow• of your soul, and your thoughts are the window trimmers that people will be pleased to look at? Pleasant thought make pleasant faces. "I'll let you kno- w in the morning," is a man's way of saying "I'll ask my wife." P '� • • IA. 'M,N ientAl,MiY 4.0 ,.'ir 7 be Programs ]for . o � ,: i. _ Y ; °'n'ln'taiidltroi'i'''tio b p 8 °f ,,i. yW "d'ol•.il erlitr�st,: tn'�iil.a"':ton• CTt11�ilre , � oil 'sp. f! . . o" " '° , tri tie fe tures of the fortheonthng Dotulntobt Cha'.- adults, w11U bti aiuoing t&l, n al a . laughs, Erich children's entertainment will be presented on a different dray. aniiCiunced later, ' and at a fiche to b..e . ilSlantle Miller and Mi ldred Ade bor, both sin ers mid playe rs, will l l coin . vet.*'captivate with their eleven o0stured 'Aortae from juvenile story books, yirva1, the AIa lcirir wig dell lnt'wlllllastnaxlrg sleight-of-hand petton). cesan l �it ia�qty�ill alonaly art. : s i :titivate, the,Htntl ti l give to the children interesting stories of aniseals d life hu geneiral 1ft his native lalnd, olin, ventrlloquiet, Will delight with his wonderful talking dolls. —o— They age fast in Brooklyn (Chicago Daily Tribune) He came to Chicago from Brook- lyn where he was born, when ten years old, `0._,, Let's get the matter straight: Whets the price of hogs advances, price of bacon advances. When the price of hoge advances, the price of bacon advances. When the price of hogs remains stationary the price of bacon advances, Everlastingly and always,' forever and forever, world without end, the price of bacon advances. Why? Because we get bacon from. hogs. —0— It doesin't take the weather' bureau to tell a,mar#sed mast when a scold wave is on the way at his house. We've managed; toescape all the isms except rhetintatisni. Itidiana'Man.: has silver dollar with the eagle on both sides, • but the re. s :markable.. thing about the dol lar is that lro had kept it twenty years. Two earl live on bread and cheese and kisses, if they do not rol'out of. bread and cheese, ' OWN'. 3Y„ 111E S' EAS , kvei g e disturbed' a asci however, when must be possessed ef'bouaadless eller y' we .rettled Tormentilte, and were for the hour' was 6 a, m, .At seven ,, dtaniped for the third tailie oil a earo, eloek motors were awaiting tis which (t°t:ontinued; i'roin last week,) l^,ferry for the nine ,male trip across; took us over the city. It is a very Neitt' morning, we were'due in New : Northumberland Straits- to Morden,' well-built place with :a population of Glasgow, Nova•Scotia.at seven o'clock !Prince Edward. Island, But great: r8,000, The eastern headquarters t?f arrtki�siad to have breakfast `before at- fweariness is very conducive to sleep.] the C. N. R. are there, and many large riving, Life had beconee'pretty Streit -What mattered it if the train was in factories. They have: an abundant sup- ttoos,, for during the night, the seine several pieces, if our cars. listed at an ply,, of natural gas,which is used as furry had .called us again' when ,re -I angle, . of sixty degrees, when ears 5 ' fuel, We were not taken'to see the dr'ossing the Strait to'Ca'nep..'But no and 6 lay beside us and t^ighted itself, "bore" on the Petticodiitcriver when! Woe wished to miss anything' and lit- I with a jolt when .cars 3 and:4 rolled the tidejco;ine in, but we were driven erally rose to the occasion, ,Indeed on the oilier side? We felt the motion I out to 1 oat du Chen: on Sitediac Bay we needed the;edueatien'ene were get-' of the ferry as it. began to carry:as for a lobster and . clam chowder Iun- ring for we had no idea ',th'at-:these' across and a' deep steep engulfed us.; eheon,• While there, some of us paid trlaces- in Nova Scotia, were =of such In the morning we woke . to find a a visit to a lobster cannery, saw the size. New Glasgow wifh the three bright sun shining oh a delightful land animals kept alive in water after be- towns which are almost part of it and a fine cool breeze blowing. Our ing caught, saw the traps, saw a great (Westville, Stellartdn, Trenton) has a train took us to Su nmersidethrough tank full of lobsters being boiled and population of ;z?,000 • .: It is :about to a country which looked very much like saw cans containing the lobster meat. celebrate' the z5Pth anrii-versary, , of thea good old Ontario. A roan showed us a couple of special landing of the first Scotch -settlers, at I Hers we were met by motors, which lobsters he was saving in a box in the this point we were driven about New drove us about the town and took us water, a big green fellow and one :Glasgow and the: other three towns to visit the Fox. Ranch. 'Ills was very spotted yellow and black like the r2th and taken away oiit through•the coup interesting although the foxes do;not of July. Evidently he could not bear try to Pictou I3arbor, . 'We -passed ani look as well at this season, not haying to see their color changed to a brill - Indian reservation on the way which' :on their full coat of fur; . We were resembled the ones not far -from home, ! shown how the foxes live and Housed though'the Indians in"' the: Maritime]' opportunities take jandfed, and had appo e o a Provinces belong to the 'Mk :Mac tribe � some good snap shots. It was a Sum - On ourreturn to- city,were thewe u mersidc Doctor who drove .us about: taken to the Car works where all the 'We remarked that one of the things steel parts of railway cars are made for ^tih.ieh Prince Edward .Island 'had and put together, the wheels, axles, an interest for us was that it was the to believe that the best had - bee aart 'trucks and plates tomake -the sides. 'home ofL. M. Montgomery. "Yes" but the SiraxiehiValley'at NevcastleAgain,there was no use -trying to lis - „this man relied It was at my fads- p is as grandand beautiful as h" ten toexplanations, .the noise a a _:tre-1 ' in : anything p , w. s er•s house she:>boardedwhen. she taught ori.,, this contnentx and the wireless mendous, but we were once more; quite I school, and-when'I went away to Bal -. station, which, we could see from the overawed at the magnitude . the n train ri, vh,e tof tonere to College, she took my settee] train is one. of the most' wonderful work and the careful :deliberation of ; for me while I:: was gone." We found things. Automobiles were on ]land sant red in boiling, It was a long drive back to ottr train and three of our party missed it and bad to catch up with us by anoth- er train later at Newcastle. We had seen sp.much beautiful scenery and so runny wonderful things that we began machines which 'did 'much of it We the people of "Our Little Sister by the again to drive us about We could carne forth too with the feeling,ef gra- I Sea hospitable. Our drive lead , very p not see foo much of that beautiful val- nude -'th t. one f those r t a o to car. C. toaC1ub House in ummersid wheree 1 Yandw weree much interested in the trueks..had not fallen on us while they vee were 7reeted by the Mayor. aft of logs coming down the river were being carried through the atr,a We were reetedat the doorwa "and thie"stearners'to and fro. bove our, heads.,.; Next we were taken y by plying . the lTayor and Sandy MOD—onald the But: one of.the latter was almost our to the Presbyterian church in•the base- famous' entertainer, Duringthe tun .undoing for just as we were returning meat of whzcli• a splendid lunch was ,famous and sumptuous, w'�f only time enough to catch the ch. o which wastasty . with served us TI ere was one ma v j n be we .listened to addresses. once boat signalled its desire, to go up t rivet-. The' middle section the brad - we ri- more and made our way to the train vnud se i of b d , y xa about 1 stet T he' cl .o usa h h Ch 1 tt t e began tui and we must. need Bonging Y y Then . 'of'the`kirk who seemed to be worried.' outlines of the ,old city tyith the Cbxi teal, Frontenac. as a glittering crown„ Our new Pfesident, Monsieur Fortin, of •kleaticeville, greeted us here for the first time, illness 'Fn the family leaving kept his] from the, 44731verllofi, e were put on board a steamier and taken fora 'tri ' on the St. Lawrence where we could see all points of interest on l>othshores, passing Wolfe's Cove and. the ;:plains of Abraham, the Governor. General's residence in Quebec and; the: i home:' of the Lieutenant Governor, un- till we came under the great bridge which will ever be remembered on ie - count of the terrible accident which happened while it was ]being built,. when'the•whole centre span fell, Here we turned and came back to the Qite bee side, It was Sunday rtiiirning and many 1 of us went to church -,-riot all to the sane one. Everything is different and , old-woridisli in Quebec. After a very enjoyable luncheon 'iitt the Chateau Froirtenae•' when we were the guest$ of the C. P, R. officials, we were at liberty to roam about at will until 4::30_ �a in the afteriaooii.� Though ,invited to call on ;the Lieutenant Governor ' at Spencerwood, mangy preferred •to ex- plore the little narrow crooked streets of the old city, the narrowest of which is Sous le , only n We saidCapgood-by, t'oine mfeetassy wide. at" ,Que. , bec and kept losing more of the pasty as we went along. We lost more than. members of our party for at Montreal we began to lose time and when`'we woke in the morning at Belleville' in- stead of Toronto, there were :some pretty sore hearts to think the oppor- tunity to vote was also going to be lost. But we could not complain, e p , had had every honor paid us, all eourte- sies shown us, splendid meals, served us, and a wonderful trip. M. G. E r i a e' e'cro sin the grid e ei] 1 e acid son. s t n an w x a to the cit e identl an elder' .the were d g it d- S y s g,1 a g g, d he •our •mora s a over • r which carriedus to aro eown,: g g o `n u . s, 'hint remark that It scarce] seems Y the capifai. As we', wound our:way ,wait . until it cache . back .to its" ' place proper to Sit down'in' such a, place, along, we. were atmost convinced that again b.efore'we' could go, forward. If' ezeithout •a .word of prayer." But he we should soon find our 'back to the t xain had not steered a few minutes orY need not 'have worried,~ we had the way the sttarting-place, for alio road stem- longer ., than it was supposed. to do, 1s essi•ng asked sin ,proper form.. 1 ,1 ed to g%round and round ,an -circles. ( we should have, also been left behind,, F roan New. Glasgow we went oto We stopped at.Kennington and at f. , Truro here' a 'made only, :a short p" I• , The .ner.t stop was. at Cainpbelltoe Y It rJunction, that Ito aandweknew 1 ata s e •were atbit'behind our ache- y but as. we. were. already behind time, 1� w the lad who was feelinglike the Prin- (( er to take 1 i e of Wales ft, d the names a - ro ri te, Eventually we reached l ' 1 p P a y with only, a little trip around the towtt. du'le. The ueit:t' •place:•tvhere we were y we had to decline reluctant, c wouldn p along motor drive and be satisfied met' 'btt�' .Gars' was a.:t Amherst on the ' western boundary of • ioya•Scotia. Wel Charlottetown • • We have never heard, of worry ac- complishing anything worth while. sucker is a roan who believes everything: A grouch is .a man who doesn't any more. "Art is anything that is well done," A hard boiled egg for example.• I It is a very pleasanalittle town withal p Once more those who occupythe on ulatio•.n: of .aboutg000, situated near seats> of the mighty did tis great lion- the mouth of the Matapedia River. Its ' :or. We were motored about the city: buildings • and general appearance are' .:.i . ] and the country -side, and shown all very :remaxkab e -from the :fact that'it: !the principal public buildings and the was completely wiped out by forest i !Experimental Farm.. We were also fire in rgro. rt' has a very fine new 1 admitted to the Parliament Buildings,' hospital;. erected as a soldiers' memor-' h ]'t d dd f '1 were' 1rSveui'about the: -town and then • !:l out across the long,'long marshes of the Cumberlandasars'he,s. '' They are all dyked in- This was the only day that the weather might 'stave comp- laints made about it. A fine, drizzly rain was failing but it seemed to suit the landscape. We asked our driver if -the dykes were ever opened to let' the tide'in for fertilizing. His reply was that it wasn't necssary, the dyk- es (which are just earth heaped up) sprang leaks often enough as ._it. was, Our'' drive ended at. Sackville, New Brunswick,. and after being'driven a- bout the town we were taken to the Assembly Hall of Mount Allison La- dies College and addressed by the Ma- yor and others. The principal of the College', Rev. Hamilton Wigle is an old Essex County boy and `.quite well kno•ien' to us. They took us down town then where the' band was' play- ing in our honor and gave us a light lunch in one of the banquetting rooms there but we were warned that our train was about to leave for Cape Tor- mentine, so could' not spend as much time as we should have • liked,' We rushed. Of in a body and climb- ed'aboard finding our berths all made up for us to be put to bed once more at nine o'clock! Everyone's slumbers w .ere we is ene o a resses' rom ra .: 'Lieutentant Governor MacKinnon and •The dark was corning down on us, { Premier Bell, and were shown • the and we wished to see all of the Mat - i roortt where the first.meeting was held-apedia Valley -that we could foethere to consider the plan of a Confedera- is some wonderful scenery there, so tion of all the provinces of Canada in we watched as Iong as we were able 1 the year 5864. Then we were taken to -to see from the windows. 'Then two la large building, beautifully situated of the other coaches took their turn I:on the Bay, :formerly a military Hos- in giving a sort of Calithuinpian per pita], where another splendid meal was prepared for. us,.. Mayor Jenkins, the Premier and Lieutenant Governor din- ing with us. At the close of the din- ner, toasts and short addresses were They had procured masques too at in order, and then we had to start on some stopping place so that we had our tra e] again, reluctantly, for we v s a o g Y,no idea who they were.- The porters had all enjoyed our moment on "Fair on our trains certainly never had such Prince Edward Isle". Every part of crowds to handle before,—they were it appeared prosperous, neat and full very polite, however, and were sus; of vitality. petted to have some part in these par - During the night we crossed North-ades. After this performance quiet timberland. Strait again, and found our: settled down unless one stayed awake selves at breakfast time watching a'to listen to the stenorious contest. couple of girls playing tennis in Alone- I Next morning we were in Levis, op - ton, New Brunswick. Apparently they i posite Quebec, where we could see the formance marching from one end of the'train to the other, dressed in the most ridiculous fashions they could manage with the available material. gJEBpBi�l1?E�Si &�o?ia��&t1kt:��', tail for nn, l Tabjet� ( ;vyegetable epenenajl t& ton �+aii8x'et'rengthen the organs of ,digestion. ansa: ,elimi- nation. Improvet Appetite, Rietievee constipation, 2 fox !{� n Vsedforover; Get a oeii^ �°"' k' �~ 3€years llrtsggtstr ea JtifzioRS— LittlePl•a One-third the regular dose. Made of same ingredients, then candy coated. For children and adults. For sale by J. WALTON McKIBBON ' Editors ofCanada's Weekly Newspapers Photographed at Halifax. 'I®TO annual convention trip which • the Canadian Weekly News- paper Association bas ever taken has been more... memorable 'than :that which has;, just, been:, completed. Nevwspaper men front,. ;all parts .of • Canada—front as far west as Vol.! convex', Island, B. C., and as far north. as The Pas, Manitoba nxet together at Toronto to board the speolat Cau adieu Pacific trainthat was to, take d , them by a series of easy' stages to Halifax, Nova Scotia The editors and' their 'wives and some children ftuYaibered : altogether about 18O, and it took a, train of twelve oars to' tecontoodate thein, The train 1 ht standard sleep- ers, lae - utas. tirade #l1 of a a' p ers,`two differs,, a baggage eat, and co »»arturont bbservation ear which added greatly to the comfort of the trip. The train was manned Eby a picked crew of operators anti ,steward's and was accompanied by W. B. Howard, Assistant General Passenger Agent, and Mr. 1, Harm' Smith, Canadian Press Tlepresenta�: live w la of the Canadian I'acifir, Ttail'Way. The success of the trip was to a large extent due to theorganizing ability of B. ]toy Sayles, MMlabager of the Association, Palled by one of Canada's finest locotnotives the trait. blade a special `run' to 11foutroat arriring there ahead of tune schedule, and the party was joined by many. _Quebee reen'tbers. The needsto W'es at Freder'leton, lV. B. where �a citizens joined in a splendid we ooze to the travellers..: The Lieutenant Governor, and Pre- mier Veniot of,New Brunswick gave a reception and dance in the Legisla- tive Chamber, and the party moved an to St. John where similar hos- pitality was enjoyed. On the Can- adian Pacifin steamer "Princess" the party enjoyed a delightful sail to Digby, 1V. 5., .trent where the trip through the Annapolis Valley to Halifax was made over the Dominion Atlantic Railway. The wonderful orchards and dike -lands of the Evan- gelate country were looking their., best and a stop was. Reade to visit old Fort .kinte itt Annapolis itttyal where much Of ,the early history of Eastern Canada was made: i Sentville's fine band turned out with the population to greet the newspaper people, gnd here as in most other places, totieh ed, eitizeng came with autos to give the visitors a glimpse of the sur- rounding country. The ancient city 'of' Halifax outdid. herself in hospitality. and her the annual convention was held. At one of the meetings it Was decided that the annual trip would next year be to England and Prance. The mem- bers will thus have a chance to visit the great Empire Exhibition at.'Werni bly.. The return trip was made via Canadian rational. to ;Quebec,' where the party was entertained by ' the Canadian Padlfid at thefaip us Cha- teau Cha - .iv teau f•rontentte. The newly elected ' :president of the 4.saoelation 1p rt, Patin, of "L'lllclafretir'," teeucea'flle, Qum.