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FOR SALE — A quantity of No. 1 FOR SALE :-, One barn, henhouse
softwood. Phone `22 - 629. $so attached, built four years, ago; cost
per cord. . $39o.00, will selL,$2oo.00 cash. Apply
Wm. Sneath Bo 42 T 1 4 , W'
STRAYED — A pig, about middle
of August, weighing about 13o llbs,
eon to' the premises of Richard Cham
ney, Con. g, East Wawanosh. Owner
may have same by proving. proper-
ty and paying expenses.
FOR SALE — Six' roomed brick
house with plastered'kitchen, all
Conveniences, also barn, and I 1-2
acres of land. Suitable for market
gardening.` Situated on Victoria St.
on the hill—Apply John Gray on
premises. ,
WANTED -Sales girls. Apply -to H.
E. Isard & Co,
HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE—
To close an estate, small cash pay -
TIM ON POLITICS
, `eI 2 Ing
ham, Ont.
FOR SALE -$8,000,00 Six,Roomed
brick veneered dwelling house, with
frame wood -shed attached. Frame'
stable. Four-fifths acre hand. Village
of Gerrie, Ontario. Buildings in
good repair. Apply to W. S. Mc-
Kercher, Wroxeter, Ont, or to Geo.
W. Walker, Gorrie, 9nt,
FOR SALE — One' upright` piano ,in
good ':condition, 2 lounges I newly
upholstered, ,r bedroom suite, r au-
to knitter, x extension table: Win.
S. : Linklater, ;Victoria St.
TO RENT --Garage to rent. Inquire
at The Advance -Times.
rnent, easy terrns for balance. Ap-
ply to Robt. Allen.
TRACTOR FOR SALE -816 Inter-
national, suitable for filling silos.
Apply to Howard Wilkinson, Phone
13-16, Brussels.
FOR SALE - Young Durham calf—
Apply to Mrs. Jennie- Currie.
ROOM and BOARD WANTED—
Apply to Box 298.
FARM FOR SALE — 10o acres
of choice land in the township of E.
i]lTawanosh, all in first class statet
cultivation, an excellent farm for eith-
er .crop or pasture. Will be sold reas-
onably . For further'particulars ap-
ply to -Jas, F. Young, Route 5, Wing -
ham
To the Editor av all thine Wingham
paypers:
Deer Sir,—I suppose a lot av th.
byes will be wondherin whoy I heven'
been handin out some: advoice wid
respicket to the elickshuns,. so I
moight as well give nie rayson, In
the fursht place, sinsible nein don't
rade army advoice, an the other fell -
ahs won't take it, so what's the use,
as me bye who was over -says wud
say, Thinfs two good rayson ,but.
not the only wans.•Ye wud notish
that I didn't git .ajawb takin down
names av the payple who ,hey a roighf
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FOR SALE --- Five acres, garden and
pasture, a variety of fruit, six room-
ed house,' barn and henhouse, Shed'
12 x 24, `Wingham Town Plot --Ap-
ply to Mrs. J. 0. McGregor.
SEWING TAKEN IN -Also men's
plain sewing, also a country mail
box for sale—Miss Mary Annie
Marsh, care M. Edmunson, Wroxe-
ter, P, O.
FOR SALE—x buggy, e phaeton., 2
buggy poles, 3 team wagons, also a
baby's push cart.—Apply to 1 H.
Saint and Son Phone 24
FOR SALE—Eight pure bred Pigs,
six weeks old.—Apply to Jahn R.
Salter, Pon 11-618,
"FOR SALE—New Home `and Ideal
Sewing Machines. They are the
best. The best is the cheapest, They
are
r vara nted
r by the. makers. and,
sold by an agent that knows all
about them, or any other old ma-
chine. yon may have that needs to
be repaired. Needles, shuttles
bobbins, bands or repairs supplied,
�.. W, Webster,' The Tailor i.7pe
stairs, over The Advatico-Times
cc
o vote. It was harrudiy dacint to
lave out an ould war parse, loiI.e me
silf, and appoint a lot av young fell -
ah, jist because they wus betther look-
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Add onions, sliced green to-
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cover in the usual( way. '.These.
pickles will be ready to eat at
the end of six weeks, and will
keep perfectly:
' his is only one of the many
recipes for delicious home.
Made Pickles, Gatstaps arid
Relishes in our Recipe Book.
Write for a free copy.
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ha, arr mebby wint to school ton
but Meer did wan tinth as much.
the parthy, 'Tis the way av the w
ruld, an "thine as has, ;;its," as me o
grandiiuother used to say. Sh
it wussint the bit av Money I wus
ther, fer I don't nide it, but the h
or av the ting, an the privilege av
in around Levin a yarn wid the in
arr wwimin, if the min didn't hapliin
be at home I bet .; cud hev got t�
ty votes fer the Tarries in. wan wa
widout army wan ivin tinkin I
throyin to talk pollyticks, fer tis t
long expayrience'an the•shloy way
bete wid nie. Thine wus all good r
sons fer not givin army advoice, '
the present critical toime in the
htory av the counthry," as the noos
pers say, but the main thrubble wid•
wus that me fried; Jarge Shpotton,
n't the Tory candydate, Loike i
silf, he has been a harrud wurruker f
the parthy, an that's all the tanks
gits. Av coorse I don't intind to la
the Torries, fer that wud be a he
loss fer thin, an mebby mane the
ickshun av jawn King, the Progres:
ive-Grit candydate, but is isn't ai
fer me to git up shtame wid tings
they are at prisint, If I don't harp
to be taken bad wid me lumbago.
the 94th, loike 1 wus the day the las
timpirance vote .vas held, ,1 intind
be out to vote as usual,.
I undherstand that there are a 1
av fusion candydates in the field th
toime, but fusion is the ,wrong wur
tad fer thin, so it is; confusion catnd
dates I call `thim, an shure, that
what they are. Av coorse, in sone
cases, 'tis betther so.' 1Fer inshtanc
I had a letter from me ould broth
Matt, and he says that out in Albert
where he lives there will loikely b
no Tory in the field, be rayson av th
fact that•the Progressive, arr U.
A. men, wus wan av the fellahs wh
helped defate the Grit Governmen
lasht June, so it wuddin't be rayson
able to put up a Tory in that case.
T wint to the,noinmashun' on i'oos
day and hear the conshtitooshana
question discussed to me sorrow, fe
the main question Vivid me wus whetlie
me own conshitooshan wud shtand th
shtrain av sittin on :thine harrud sate
till the maytin wus over.
It wus about the droyest affair
wus ivir at, and a fellah nayded
conshitooshan as shtrong as the T3rit
ish Nort America Act to shtand it, at
all, at all. Shtih theer wus some
funny shtunts, but the funniest part
av thim wus that the fellahs who wus
throyin to do thine didn't see, how
funny they looked. Fer inshtance
there wus-that U. F. 0, fellah callin
down both the ould parties fer crook-
edness, wid the mimory av the Droory
Government still fresh in the moinds
av the payple. Thin -there wus .Dawn
King throyin to roide : two horses at
wance, which is no easy jawb, 1
wance saw a girrul in a circus do it,
an turnin summersetstroo .hoops iviry
littli whoile, as she wint arround the
ring, but'Jawn- isn't young enough
to begin doing thin tricks. Mebby
the funniest ting av all wus to. see
Jarge Slipotton in the chair widout a
chance to roast the Grits, arr the Pro-
gressives arr annywan Ilse.
,'Tis a great hilp to a mean troo loife
to be Irish an able to see the hum-
orous soide av tings, so it is.
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BLUEVALE
Mr .and Mrs. Eldred Nichol and
Will Mundell spent the weekend in
Stratford, visiting Mrs, Nichol's fath-
er, who is very sick. -
Mr. and
ick..-.Mr..aid Mrs. efherington were
visitors at Mr, and Mrs .Ed. Johns -
ton's on Sunda
Miss. Dorothy Aiken returned home
Sunday from the hospital, after hav-
ing her tonsils removed, and is get-
ting along fine.
Mr, and Mrs. Bone and two children
of Detroit, were week end visitors at
their aunts and uncle's, Mr, and Mrs.
Leonard Ruttan.
Mrs. John Anger and cls deed ) of
Fergus, who was visiting :her parent s,
Mr ,and Mrs. McGee, for tw ` wees,
returned ;tome on Monday.
Mrs ,Hesson of Stratford, called
on her cousin, Mrs. George Mathers
this week.
Mr. Jini Scott, of Wesk*,,.,ox'ne was
a visitor at Mr, and Mrs' G�arniss ov-
er the holiday,
Mr, Charles Enwright of Toronto
spent the week end at Mr .and Mrs,
Andrew Holmes, He aws accompan-
ied home with his wife .and family,
who were visiting there,
Mr, and Mrs ,Alex 'Cooper -of Pe-
trolia werersitoi=s/at Mr. and Mrs,
Whit, Ste it's and other friends ov-
er the we end,'
Mr .and a c. Mrs. Robt. Aitcheson and.
fainly, are visiting relatives in Guelph,
Port Colbourne over the holiday,
Mr. Eldon McKinney and brother,
Will, and .Gordon Messer took in the
Ex last; week,
Mr ,and Mts. Leggatt, Mr .and Mrs,
Combes and Mary, toot, in the E hi
Dition last week,
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We have just received a ship- al iE
merit of FIRST QUALITY
GLASSWARE! I
Each price, in its clearness
and brilliancy, sparkles like a .§
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TUMBLERS Ir
Optic Straight, each „ 5c
Fluted and Flaring, each. 6c I
!'SHERBETS
Limited Quantity, each. roc
M . PITCHERS Large size, optic,
Special Bottom & handle ..79c'
CUPS AND SAUCERS,
B/ PLATES, FRUITS, Etc. m
Special. Glaze equal in quality
it to that of much higher priced
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Cups and Saucers, each .15c
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IN MEMORIAM
In loving memory of Joseph Mc-
Kinney.
Never will your memory fade,
Loving thoughts will always linger,'
Around the place where you are laid.
Oft we think of you dear brother,
And our hearts are filled with pain
0' this earth would be a heaven,
Could we but hear your voice again,
Friends may think 'we forget you,
When at times they see us smile,.
But they 'little know the sorrow,
That smile hides al ;the while,
Days of sadness; still come'o'er us,
Tears in silence often flow,
For memory keeps you ever near us,..
Though you died one year ago. ''
Written by his sisters, Mary and
Martha
amomumonesszomsettain
Too L w Thrall ll has
driven our sons Ilgd
daughters to seem their
fortunes in United States
—Vote for acEWAN &
bring them back ag,..; in.
ISPEIMMITSILIMEIMIZOW
Beautifying Lucknow Park
We understand that the local Fire
Company, which has in the past done
so much good work in the way of
patriotic and charitable work, is a-
bout to 'undertake another big Local
improvement project, Having brbug ht
Victoria Park to a high state of per-
fection as a place of beauty and out-
door games, the Company is now
preparing to give the town a beauti-
ful, if not a large body of water suit-
able for boating and bathing.
It is proposed to take up the abon-
doned project of clearing the Tre-
leaven Mill Pond of the stumps and
decayed tiinber, to .dredge the muck..
fromthe margins and thus ocnvert
it into a clean body of water with
dt+y banks . The banks and bottom of
the pond are naturally of fine gravel
and naturally clean.
With- the use of a powerful steam
tractor and a steam shovel, now av-'
ailable, the undertaking is not at all
the big job it was a few years ago, It
is to be hoped this project can be
carried out, as a body of watersuch
as the pond can be converted into
will be a great asset to the town.
As one enthusiast said: "There trill
be no need of them going away from
home to the lake."—Lucknow Sentin-
el,
By Ross Farquhar
Friday—Since ma was lernt how to
drive the , end hand ford she does
nearly all of the driveing most gen-
relly all ways. When Mrs, Gillen
was asking her the other clay'' how it
made her feel to be driveing zna ans-
wered & sad driveing diddent make
her nervus a tall; well all I got to
say on the subject is that about two
3rds of her littel fainly gets verry
nervus when she is driveing,
Saterday---Mose Hix was out in the
country today and seen a man witch
has got the rooinatizern so bad that
he cantMsa' lkand Mose offered him
his L'ysickie so he cud ride into town
and see a docter.
Sunday—I cant acct, .for the sev-
enty .5 cents 1 ernt yesterday; mowing
a cupple yds. with are lawn more. I
spent 30 cents for Malted Milks and
20 cents for lickorish and r5 for pea-
nuts and I can't remember nothing
else enless it was for foolishness ineb-
by, but I wassent out with no girls.
Enny how I had to pass up the col-
eckshun at Sunday 'school,
Munday-Ant Emmys cuzzen died
this week £runt a operashum. Ant
Emmy sed they was a sort of a shiff-
less famly becuz the Dr, had all reddy
sed she wood of died with out the op
erashum enny ways but they went on
ahead and spent all that money.
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11 This is the news we want every parent to know --STRAP
al SHOES, TIES, LOW SHOES, HIGH smogs every style
Ni ready for the •first teventful schogt day! In every pair
IN workmanship and •honest materials!
IP PLEASING PRICES
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Tuesday ---Mrs, Helton brung her18/
netinn
baby up here to see us tonite and it 11
kept looking at pa and laffing and Mrs
Helton sed for pa not to pay no ten-
sion to it as she all' ways was laffing
at the most stupidest things ye cud
emagine.
Wensday—We all went swimming
tonite but ma woodent leave me go
out very fur. I sed she shad ought to
leave mega as fur as pa bu she sed
No yore pa has got life ensurance and
you aint.
Thirsday—I got to visit a facktory
where they make tin cans and I was
telling Jane about it and I sed it was
so noisy I cuddent hear myself think,
and she sed well I gess you diddent
miss. Much did you,
SCHOOL FAIR DATES, 1926
Grand Bend
Dashwood.
Crediton
Wroxeter
Bluevale
Ashfield
St. Helens
Zept. 7
Sept. 8
Sept. 9
Sept. 13
Sept. i5
Sept. 16
Sept. 17
$2OO to $4.00
Sole Agent for Hurlbut Shoes for. Children.
J. GREEK
-- Telephone 23
THE GOOD SHOE STORE WINGHAM, ONT. ■.
TO THE ELECTORS OF NORTH HURON:
Ladies and Gentlemen:
On Tuesday next you will go to the pollee to decide who shall'
represent you in the next Parliament of Canada. I have been your
representative for five sessions, and have tried to serve you faithfully,,,
It has beenimy aim to advance in every way ,possible the interests.
of the: Dominion of Canada as a whole and of North Huron in par-
ticular. . My actions during the last important session evidently were -
such as to meet with 'general approval, for the opposing party have-
not ventured any public criticism.
My record is before you, You know my stand on the issues be-
fore the electors. My opponent has not confided to the public where.
..e stands, except that he is a thick -and -thin supporter of Mr. Meighen,
whose policies have time and again been demonstrated to be framed.
without consideration for the welfare of rural communities such as.
North Huron.
I ask for your vote' on September r4th;.and if I am elected I will
during the next Parliament, use my influence, as I have the last two.
.r'arliaments, for the securing of further measures in the interests of
the common people:
Yours sincerely, J. W. KING.
Victorious in!
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members .g r back to Canada by the victorious!,9rCups,
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shown grouped by the t trophies: Canadian am, on the Cunard liner Ala
Major G. shewnle the right is Major C, R. Crowe, Commandant; and ont e e t,
Wheatley, M.C., Adjutant -of the Team, Cash prizes won by the team amount a A e left,
a very large number of contestants composed of the Empire's best crack shots, the `Canadiansed er tai ly Against
upheld the prestige the Dominion enjoys for the eneouragernent of rifle shooting, certainly more the
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bgt Mot only because it costs
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tlt`man4e--srio po'whr nitdospm
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the Cevrolet
class, is /leafless
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history is selling at the Lowest Price ler
wh ch Chevrolet taxi ever been said in•
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