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• Graduate Royal College of Dental
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Graduate University of. Toronto
Faculty of Dentistry
Office Over H. E. Isard's Store.
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Physician and Surgeon
Medical Representative D. S. C. R.
Phone 54 Wingham.
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PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Dr. Chisholm's old stand.
By Percival Christopher Wren
TE GREATEST MYSTERY Sl'ORY EVER WRITTEN ;
"Three fleas," he commented, thus ly•all implicated --all three thieves. If
breaking a long silence. we are scattered, two of us may be
'Did you bring he 'Blue Water,' innocent. There is a doubt on each
with you, John?" asked Digby, of us, but not a stain on any partic-
"No," I said, "I clic* bring it with ulnar one of us. . .W1i5/ write at all,
me." in fact? We aie just runaway rim -
"Careless," remarked Digby. • inals. They don't write home, . ."
Did you bring it, Bean?" I asked "My strength le as the strength of
"Yes," answered Michael. ten, because my heart. is puali," bleat -
"Careful," commented Digby. e Digby:
"Did you bring it with you. too, Dig' "My strength will be as the strength
"Never travel without it," was the of eleven if you don'tlbut up," warn -
reply. • ed Michael,
"I suppose one of us three has got "I don't see the point really, Beau,"
it,", I said wearily. I objected. "We ,prove nothing at
",Two of us," corrected Digby. t• all by being scattered. We might
"Oh, yes, it's here all right," said still all be criminals. We could eas-
'Michael. "What would be the good ily have planned to pinch the sapp-
'of our being here if it were not? hire,- to bolt in different directiohs,
"Bringus up to date about things," and to share the loot by meeting later
he added. "How's everybody bear- on, . ..Or we could share without
ing up?" meeting. One of us cOuld, dispose
I told them the details of lily evas-' of it in Amsterdam or .:omewhere,
ion; of. how I had declined an inter- hank the money, and send, a third of
view with Aunt Patricia; of how the lit to each of the °fliers by draft or
shock of somebody's disgraceful be- cheque, or something. 1•."
haviour had been too much for the 'Hark at the young criminal!" said'
Chaplain's health; of' the respective Digby. . ."Hasn't he got a mind?"
attitudes of Augustus, Claudia and Is- "What I mean is," I explained, ."it's
obel. • :a bit rough on-,er—those that are left
"It is rough on Claudia," saidMich- behind at home, not to let them know
ael, "and, in a different way, on the
where we *are—alive or dead anti all
poor old Chaplain." that . • ."
"And'in a different way, again, on I "Thinking of Gussie?" asked Dig -by,
Aunt Patricia," I obserVed. , • "Besides," I went on, 'how are they
'Thirty thousand ounds," mused
to let us know if the damned thing
P
turns up?. . .And how are we to
Digby. "What price dear old Uncle
know how they p".'e ,g?tting on? . ." ,
Hector, when she breaks it to him?
) He'll go mad and bite her." "True," al.:reed
ought to Aunt Patricia knovr that
‘,"Doesn't bear thinking of," said I.
"Derioed lucky for young Gussie that va are hale and hearty, andshe ought
to ka in a position to let .us know if
:Isobel was able to clear him " mused
• Digby. ,,. -7 .fthing happens or turns up i What
DR. R. L. STEWART • "That's what pekes lrabliard for we
I don't want to do meanwhile, is to
` Graduate of University of Toronto, "Cla,udia—p.v-oiv'ould have done, if we spoil the impression that one of us
Faculty of Medicine; Licentiate of the
Ontario College of Physicians and
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Office in Chisholm Block
Josephine Street.,,, Phone 29.
Margaret C. Calder
General Practitioner
• Graduate University of Toronto
Faculty of Medicine
• Office --Josephine St., two doors south'
• ot Brunswick Hotel.
Telephones: Office 281, Residence iv
DR. G. W. IlOWSON
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Office Over John Galbraith's Store
F. A. PARKER
•
OSTEOPATH
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Office adjoining residence next to
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Office opposke Hamilton's Jewelry
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HOURS: 2-5; 7-8.3o p.m. and by
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Out of town and night calls respond-
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hadnl,afrolted," said Michael `Gussie is the tbaef. . still think it .would
help to keep supicion on us, And to
and Isobel being out -of it—it was he
!deepen the mystery, if we don't let
or she or one of us. ..
it be _known that we are all together.
In the silence that followed' I was
We don't want some fool saying' that
aware of a sound, close beside
where a buttress of the wall project -
.we three agreed to take the blame
ed: Probably a rat or some nocturn- land share it, and socleared out to -
al bird; poSsibl3t a dog. gether to the same place. . :when
"Well—it was one of us," said. Mich- the -thief is still at Brandon 'Abbas. ."
ael, "and we demonstrated the 1 "Who did pinch the filthy thing?"4
fact. We"ve overdone it a bit said Digby, voicing once more the
though. question that I had asked ..myself a
"Why couldn't you have enjoyed your thousand times.
ill-gotten gains in peace, at home, 1 "I did," said Mielta,e1C
John?"iie went on. "Or left me to 1 "Then why th-e, devil 'don't you put
enjoy mine abroad? Why this whole- it back?" asked Digby.
sale emigration?" 1 "Too late now," answered ,Mithael.
"Yes," agreed Digby, "absolute mob. "Besides I -want to lie low and then
They won't be able to decide whether sell it for ,thirty thousand pound.
we are all4in the job together, or five years hence; invest the money in
whether we're chasing each other to various ,sound things, 'and have the
'get a share of the loot." income (of fifteen hundred to two
' "No," said Michael.% "Problem'll thousand, a year, fOrlife. . .Live like
worry them like everything." , .Uncle Hector—sport, hunting, travel,
"When are we to let them know big -game ' shooting, flat in town,
were in the Legion, Beau?" I asked. clubs. . •
AWe're not there yet," was the "On Uncle Hector's money?" I said.
reply.
"Doubles the joy of it, what?" re -
"When we are," I pursued. plied Michael.
`Dunn°. . Think about it," said "Funny e1uig that;' put in Digby.
Michael.
"It's just wh t I'm going to do—es-.-
"Don't see why We should let 'em cept that I find one, can't get more
know we're all there together," said than about twenty thouasnd, and I'm
Digby. 'Better if one of us was at, going to put a into a South Sea Is -
or up, the North Pole, the other up land -plantation, and an Island trad-
the South Pole,. and the third sitting ing concern. . .Have the best
on the equator. More mystery a- schobeer in the Islarrd,s, and be ,my
bout it—and they wouldnt know which owu.sufiercargo.. .r .Evcry third year,
to chase first." come home and live the gay, life of
"Something in that," agreed Mich- my twenty-per-cetn profits. I reckon
ael , "If we are all together (since to make about four thousand a year,
you two have come), we are obvious- Yes. .Marquesas, Apia, Honolulu,
Tahiti, Papeete, Kanalcas, copra,
tik-
nieles, lava -lavas, surf -riding, Robert
GEORGE A. SIDDALL Louis Stevenson.
"What are you going to do'with? the
Phone 73. Luria", Ontario. 'Blue Water' Meanwhile?" 1 asked,
Money to lend on lira and second' humouring the humorists,
mortgages on farm and other real es-
"
tate 'properties at a reasonable rate of .d Always carry it about with _
Hours to -/2 a.m., 8-5, p. nt. or by interest, also on first Chattel rnortga- SatrY*
"11 1 get an eyc ,
appointment.
• D. II.. lilleINNES
CHIROPRACTOR.'
ELECTRICITY
Adjustments gitreri for diseases of
all kinds, ,--ficeilalize in., dealing with
children. ettendard. Night Calls
tespooded to, .
Office Ott Scott St.,, Wingharn, Ont,
Teleptiohe
150, ;
ges on stock and on personal notes., ed but wear it 111 the ern9tY
'socket, . . Blue-eyed boy. .' Good
A few farms on hand for sale or. to
rent on easy terms, idea, that. . . ."
•1 "Or you might put it where the
monkey pet the nuts --develop aeponch
JAS. GILMOUR in your check. Very simple for you,
LICENSED AUCTIONEER I should think." 1 suggested.
Saleo conducted at reasonable rates,1 "Roth ration ideas," (Thjecled Mich"
Satisfaction Guaranteed t set. "Marsupial is the tip, 'Ran-
-Agent Pr— , garoo's custotn. They carry about
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---------'----,'"-- Sox 267 , Wingham, Ont, .in front. . accessthle I 'Izeep
. • or Phone a/6 r a , it on me, night and day—wash-leather
•!notch- in a monev-belt. I thought
.
it all out beforehand, and bought the
Pliclites: Office 1o5, Reilio, 224
A. 3. WALKER
PURI DLit • THOIVIAS FELLS thilw TAtidon. ,Got to kill the
Jortail.hdorro yott catirirrkob'rr
•ruNB,1RAL D/rtgcroit REAL ESTATZ SOLD Gardsill diarneend-inerchant8 wear 6111
Mbt�r qaMtaent, A thorough0
• Lr towledge of -arm 1when they travel,Otin(1
11 r 1
It. —
OVTA Rt0 Stock !tun -in -lies tmtler their little vesta. ."
Phobia dt# Wi hit* ' °What makes them alVloOk
Thursday, April x4th,
Patnichy Qorrobarated Dgby
"Nott haven't »tdTd us what you ars
going to do? John," he went on, "Are
yott going to lie low for the five ycars
and then sell it?, .What are you go-
ing to do with the money?"
'Divide it with you and Bean,' I
replied.
"Oh, stout fella," approved Digby,
'We've got to /in out what be's done
with it first, th'Ough. ."
And so we ragged and ehatted, sitt-
ing there, three of the most incredibly
foolish young foels in their folly, but
perfectly care -free and leaving to the
morrow what the morrow might
bring forth...•
{Towards morning we dozed, and the
dawn found us cold, stiff, and aching,
but quite happy. We were tasther;
life, t1 world, and ad.venture were
before us.
(Continued Next Week)
LAUGHING GAS—"Why take
too seriously? You'll never get
of it alive."
"What steps would you take," ask-
ed the inquisitive motorist, "if your
place became full of earbon monoxide
gas?"
"Long ones," , answered the wise
garage man.
hfe
out
Are you overlooking
this economy?
At ten o'clock about -five
• days a week, hates of Mt -
cheater says to Long Dis-
t,ance, "I want to speak to
R. H. White, Peterboro.'•
Whiteoklos forward -to
Jones' call% and is alw-ays
• at his desk ready for them.
-"Why do you always ask
for Mr. Whiter a tele-
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Jones. "Because he is the
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cent cheaper."
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