The Wingham Advance Times, 1932-09-08, Page 4PA.G`
e+r .rr-tItk Ot a• �,�se�se � .
sertion, with a minimum charge of 25c.
OR RENT• --Good Brick house, in dons of sale apply to the endersi,•gn-
\Vr txeter, Apply Box 2556, Wing- ed.
htun DATE.)) :at \\'ingham, Ontario, thus
`lath day of September, A.D. 1982.
TQi ti A I., -10 sucking pegs, six
weeks old. Apply to Andrew bray
Iiluevale, Plante 1016.
OR SALE -Flax Mill, Machinery,
and barns, in.*ned by the Estate of
the late Amos 'Tipling, at e ber-
g -den. :Apply T. Fells.
OST -Dog, Boston Terrier, dark
brown, "Buddy." Lost in vicinity
cif \'trhiteehurch, Please etenniuni-
cate with .Robert .Dobie, \'1'ingham.
1~yltone 101. Reward.
MIXED HONEY 3 c per ib. in
customers' containers, 80 lbs. for
$1,00. Andrew Casenuire, Phone
u irlS.
SALESI 41)Y \\ .-\NTED - Apply
by letter, stating experience, Box
A., Advance -Times.
WANTED-)ffice Girl. Apph-
ing qualifications, to Box 13,
vance-T intea,
THOS LS FE1
A
ti
5' W. BUSHI"IELD,
Solicitor for the Mortgagee.
GLENANNAN
Mr. and Airs. W. H, Marshall and
son, ales•,; attended a re -union in
Guelph on Monday.
Mr. and Airs, Selah Breckenridge,
of Grey, spent Sunday with the lat-
ter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. R. Stok-
es.
THA WXNGHAM ADVANCE -TIMES
iltg . tonite where eafrs. Clutches
dawter got marryed to her forth 'hns-
etid. AU sed it .avis ` just like snots
Weddings eateey the bridegot 'to yon -
int;• before. it was Over with.
Teualay-i e, played a durty thick
are n'eiborstoday, they sed they
wanted to elean there fdinografts
rcrkurds and idtident no how so pa
su;ested they use hevvy sand Patter:
they done so,
\!%ensday-Mr,. Trisile has reduced
the price' on his antieks becuz he
says Labor and itieterials is 'cheaper
now settee are .got a Deprashiun.
Thirsday Joe Hix says he runt.
near getting a job wirking for a
whislke} :runner but he cuddentive
very good Refrinces $o •he diddeut'
get the job.
THIRD GAME
IS NECESSARY TO
DECLARE WINNER
The finals for the championship of
the town softball league were started
on Wednesday evening, and resulted
in the Silvertowns losing their first
game of the season by the scare of
10-2. On the evening's play the Sup
ertest aggregation played a superior
;ante, both in fielding and at the bat
and deserved the win,
Miss Mildred Stewart, of Howiele ti The
visited recently with her aunt, Mrs. second game on Thursday was
Richard Jeffrey, of a reverse nature; the Silvertowns
Mr. and Mrs. Henderson Lougheed being steadier in the field awhile the
incl son, Ivan, of Lions Head, visit -
greatest
were credited with the
ed last week with Mr. and Mrs. T.
greatest number of errors. The game
Metcalfe.
was somewhat marred by squabbling.
Mr. and Mrs. William McKenzie
may have been justified by some
and daughter, Lorna, of Millbank, of the decisions, but in any case the
stat- visited with Mr.' and Mrs. Oliver majority of the spectators are there
Ad- Stokes recently. to see a ball game. From where we
Mr. and Mrs. Chester Dunkin and were sitting one or two of the decis-
tanuly, also Mrs Arthur Lincoln tea. -tells looked. a little ,saws However
CARD OF THANKS
l iced Sunday at the Name of lir. and the best 'will make mistakes, "Scotty"
Mrs. John r`athers, Gorrie, an
drbe easas the ump, behind the plate
Mr. Robert Geddes and tastily de -t Mr. Norman Muir is at present at- as feel sure he called them as
wire to express their thanks to the ltenriiryg Toronto Exhibition,
he saw thein. The final score being
neighbours, and their many friends, f Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Gilmour and 3-1 for Silvertowns.
for their expressions of syntpathr {. Following are the box score:
and roan kireinesres extended. t, 3'auglitei; visited recently with Mr a o e:
ihent during their recent sad bereave- and Mrs. Ales. Ctarriga.u.
anent, and also during the long ill-
ness Mrs. of the deceased.
NOTICE
.Notice is hereby given that a by-
law membered 1086 was passed by
the Mainieipal Council of the Town
taif \Vingbane on the lith day of Au-
ost. l.:a8'2. providing for die issue
rat debentures to the an. nut of 82500
for the purpose of paying the Cor-
poration's share t>f the Unemploy-
ment Relief works. and that such by-
law was registered in the Rc isir
O€fice at *derich, Ont., en the 20th
allay e,f Aa..,us t, 11)-32.
\.i -v 3aioti c n to quash or set aside
:sante iii any part thereof ,must
tee t de witttin three xnenthe after
the
lirst p b:.cat o f ti this notice
ar.l eannet be made thereafter.
Deted at Wire -el -am this 23rd day of
kreen * 1d32.
\V, A. Galbraith, TOW:;, Clerk,
Mr, and g
. ..._ .._
and Addie;, spent Sunday with Mr. ,, t Brown' 2b � i -. . 4 0 1
Wednesday's game
and Mr . David Breckenridge, Wre x ``otPa n, 3b 3 0 0
eter.
Gray, rf .----....-,.--.,..,. 3 1 1
Grove., e .....w.
Mitchell, ss 2 0 0
Elliott, ib
Tainan, cf ,. _ 1 0
Smith, if
,Garton, 3b
\1'i}liamson *
BELFAST
Miss \\'i:nnifred Ackert, of Holy -
rood, avis the guest of Miss Elsie
•\°int, Inst week.
Mrs. Jos. Hackett, Mr. Ed. Hack-
ett, Mrs, Greenwood, Air:. Tyler and
children Mr, and Mrs Basil Hackett
t ai d son all of Detroit, were visitors
at Mn James Harkens last as -eek.
&heel re -opened last Thursday,
Sept. 1, with Mr. Davis in charge.
Miss Lamm of Part Albert, is
;the new teacher at No. 10. \Ve wel-
c orte her to the corrrainnity,
Mrs. Gilbert Vint and Miss Elsie
pem a day vast week at Mr, Thos.
a ay gar`s \\est \Vawanc sh,
NOTICE TO CREDITORS''Air. and 2dr . \i'idfred Drennan and
;family
Jardine, ef, 5 in, p 3 1 1
2 0
1 0
Total..._.......--...._..._._.. 2
1 Superte. t.
l'. Leant cf 3. 1
;Elliott, 21t_._ 4 2
i. Tiffin, lb - 4 3
\'. Lediet, p _ _ 3 1 0
, \\•. Tiffin, ss �.
Afitrlieli c
\\wish, I>t
\ aanstone. 8b
7cai es, rf . 3. 0 0
spent Sunday at Mr. Alex. ' -` -- -
NO It IS lIFIZF±BY 3!VEY,''Hackelfs. {
' '-`± atro.d. tulip tai 7th.
�1't`'r ii:xii# to '- :"fain 51, Chat. s'til'l. if 1
- theRevised Stances . f Cln:ari: that
i •
nl1 rs eed Iaaa•i t, ,a twit, e.tit s ;
esme..r:i ,C<1 ge \.iii1'.na1.d, l:Te a
the w oiv z hin 4' d; ek in. floe ar ..antes
E.
0
0
0'
0
0
2
2
Left on bases, Silvertowns 4, Super -
test 4. Timed: out, Jardine 2.
lSrnpires, Forbes, Sherbondy and
\Wilde.
It has not as yet been decided
tvlton the final game will be played.'
'However, a meeting of the Executive
has been called for tunighf (Wed-
nesday) when it will be arranged
for,
THREWAWAY
HIS STICK
When Sciatica Yielded' to Kruschen
There can be no doubt that this
man has finished walking with a
stick, for it is now four- years since
he discarded it.
He writes; "For 18 months I suff-
eredwith
chronic c scutis ' a and rheum-
atism,
a
h
r
atism, and was unable to walk with-
out the aid of a stick. But after
taking Kruschen Salts for a short
time, Sias able
to throw awaythe
stick. It is now foto years 'since
this happened, and 1 have had 4to re-
turn of the complaint, and have not
lost a day from work. :I shall never
be without Kruschen Salts, as they
are worth their weight in gold. You
can use this Letter as you please, as
I ran honestly recommend Kruschen
Salts to any sufferer" --C. F.
If the eliminating of sans become
sluggish, they peren t harmful uric
acid to accumulate and depusi; itself
in the tissues, muscles and joints in
the form of needle -pointed crystals;
which, piercing the nerve sheaths,
cause excruciating pains of sciatica.
The six salts in Kruschen stimulate ;
the eliminating organs to healthy,
regular action, lkiischievous uric ae-
id is then given no chance to collect.
BORN
BROPHY-At Wingham, Saturday,
Sept. Srd, to Mr. and. Mrs. Joseph
Brophy, Charles :St,, a son.
it f1
Ch�c
COIWH
atone
0 1 judge: "What made you suspect
1 1 hint, disguised as he was in woman's
0 clothes?"
0 0 Detective: "He passed a milliner's
- shop window without looking in."
d for
G
2 0
0 0
0
0
A.B. R. H. E.
* * *
A: "I say, old chap, what's the dif-
ference between 'abstract' and 'con-
crete'?"
"Well, when my aife promises to
make a cake, that's abstract, when
she makes one it's concrete."
* * *
0 Teacher: "Why. Tommy, surely.
0 you know what the word mirror
0 /means. eans. \\'hai do you look at after
- you've Stashed, to see if your face
Totaas - 10 .3 1 is clean?"
Toaarny: `The towel, Ma'ae t:"
* * *
ses, "1 passed• Mrs. Snob in the street
recd: today, but she didn't see nie; I won -
2. der if the slight was intentional"
-"Oh..1 don't think so; she hasn't
been. rich long enc-�ne t to know hon
0 0 0 to be rude,"
1 00
3 0 0 0 "Did yt-u take my advice and sleep
*'rith ilio Sri ir.'i ow"oe.en to Care y'ax'tr
0 cord?"
0 -Yes."
0 Pr d yen lose y c•ee cold?"
0 N c, I lost ray era cb and pocket- .'
1 beck."
of Mean. i�ar-7 d:ea eel. ale
died ;ell r shoat the a to •,t +
day of Mnv. A.D 10. 2. are re enured
•t<'� send by 1 `,:t r ee d. -r &1'
to Y `R Z. rtry e,r5. .\\ treeli.ar O n•
tAr`i� e a te:r 2'l:e E' rutf`rs. t`
`re t 1Ty t.�l dty e
xC' ai'b . A4 ;i 1I32. it z";:an: is assts
t,'idd e. s -with 1 p ti, i;,
'l�tritY , f ,r a , end i.e a
tare i* es at '-' 4d
h'themt.&' 5:4'.,..e ' .3. .a:$i ere-
to N �t TAKE. NOTICE .t' t. R �'„' .,,
Cita-t altee ♦vast i h
.""fa i lin: 1032.: tee: 'Tit
hi the se estate' �; g
tet#i:'ier.5 the:end. i ,- a: . `
too• flee t 1,:._� aldelt -
ail: n :'.:iY': ni a
said a.. s
en have reedit -eel
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SALE
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dy'f se1a ei"t" sheet a zert
a e 'o ,sr' win be 1 . 1 'r;a
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itltaia4ti"t'�ce h1 et t, a'v1 rk
th'e do teen ati + ep rsa rax ly
All and 'ra gele t ,' a gest in a ,.
tele et: trae`as. oil lend and y . ei•� sts .�
ztiiatc, ill"iS'.n a d bri ig in the i a:7
\'i, titch ani an 'dee C ,; itr.t "f' Her -1
an: and rOl ass e d f to , yand ba�i-
Itr dyµ ea ..eetsait4 d ;hats '1"l�en he:a t4
tri 3-5 on t! t' ' ''r aide s a. Naar : !
'Street fa `Ix ,e 'Sot ran k ea alq Stir -
ver
in v ' *" .M tel - �'<a "'! 4","5 \ i r411A d' 1
tl.tre Z'.d
l�riel wifi- as .tai kitchen ; ltathca ,
ith "!i ,y1.•rn K.o:ivti.ic i]i'. s, all in
"- *, per cent !,
b r viaid
tirri 1; s d7eaa
aa7rtbrr ,'Mi, "`7.Caa.raaes
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SLAT'S DIARY
By Ross Farquhar
2b hits, j. Tiffin 2, Welsh. 3b hits,
• Tardine, \V. Tiffin. Left on ba
Silvertowns 5, Snpertest S. St
at. by Jardine 2, Scctt 1, Ledier
,y -An: Einetp cunt primelt Thursday's sante
a little hotel down a.IJa.t to the1v :eel/tal - A.B.B
river the a#iier :Williamson. an son, It
day bet nee nun- Mite Keil, $ _
at are ehircli r tr;li:ic, p
'old her "the 1 i ww n Gray. i- _ 1 0
a"a .. fell o ipab- ' Groves. es.. 4i -•--... r i
aa.ns aid, s ntrs t to t, 3b ..-..a.._...-.._•-, 2 1 0.
apd ant Eu y - :Brown. •2b -.- 3 0 1
.:T iia :3,~n* • Tamar. ef ......_..._...... _. 3 0 0
the ai muss r i7.: 4 . 1'0 . w .._ ._ _ 2 0 0
.:lit:': but site
• \` y e a` 4 ad f to let w -...r 8. 2
i
t . s. ,. lit- S , e-te:1:BR. H.
1f S-. etr he -P. L dirx. of .._.- _ .3 0 1
she _b s Ell'
i:: tat
cut his •l"a and i.:7 «1+3'11 S�:�iwl
*
arid ea
-fit d aAa 41asee.,.3', to et les
' 1.,i_ ret 'a`,: Fl.ead alibens eney
_ereln.e tsar lits ti�
Seefele Till J ek u.sent T, 1 ,y
t, to t`1 lett he' *. crs se lted
-.add he
• N4 % 'ctrl n 'hetet i- ha• .a'S
n4
to:i:'Cp'..A..t
P:e
di 3'a . -I ,a we'`'st',;;-
Bad ▪ Anti
`Sick Headaches Ei ;
Vegetable rills
vorr li ee fit= pa±w.a
b
Sark H a lraabes and Indigestion, Mr..
VH. es; I: '*ns a tedlector. dad
for ibe when a Mitt:4 tOootikruende
Carxex's. Lath Li tz •Pills, Revel*
bats beta niarve iawatps." •
.,p��y�,
t'ley at'te PURELY \' < LLE.
and btlatenctivatonictoboth
rt ., 1`. Car.'tee's Little
P i
at vithtntt a2 for :'sem
thtio.g d ra;t,k Mime** d P ar Coat -
"maudlin', klt v. a rst,,,ittittl
;
k11 • r XMAS.
* *
1 At a .trance a g tt:leman got up on
.. n iha.. and ,a._e_.xxced: a'I have lost
1 , 17/::,47.1;ethc,cA with $100 in it, To
o 1a 14' 0 aloe ti:ranwho finds itIwill gi.e3:d.O.
1 f" r A
,+, 1 � +�� rc,rvar;:,:n the rear yelled, •7.17
't h....µ r.. - -+.-..m....,..,..-.-...._ fig 0 '`W} anodize it 8815."
aG ,=I" if .„..- 3 0 0 0 •4.t:Ii Wrman t, Cboy: s
t,ar1Ai,.. `
car : get through this
W.
+a 2y� 0 p1 0 ! is a .e park?' r,
l\. ,t...4`._,, .. w.w......„„++...... t7 0 L0 1 Little TJ+r'1`: ' 1 .getes� sea
_.. t v �t
T 1 .. - - _.: "i -a„ has hest _e-ihrcii hey,"
r r _+_ 1 i 41 5 5 a T
.'b hits, Grc•xes, i r »n -t . P. ! c letl t n-ia > ,
4v,a�c the.toils of France ai
•
the time of the French Revolution,
James?" asked the teacher,
"Louis the Thirteenth-er, Four-
teenth •-- er, Fifteenth -oh, I don't
know, but be was in his teens, any
Way ?"
The pompous justice of the peace,
who was also an M.P glared stern-
ly over his spectacles at the tattered
prisoner, who had been dragged be-
fore him on a charge of vagrancy,
"Have you ever earned a shilling in
your life?" he asked with fine scorn.
"Yes, your. honor," was the reply.
"1 voted for you at the last elec-
tion."
Tont: "1 called upon Mabel last
night, and as soon as I got inside the
door, her mother asked me my in-
tentions."
Henry: "That must have been em-
barrassing!"
Tom: "Yes, but that's not the
worst,
Mabel called down from up-
stairs: "Mother, that's not the one!"
* * * *
A scan from Manhattan was peer-
ing into the depths of the Grand
Canyon.
"Do you know," said the guide,
"that it took millions of years for
this great abyss to be carved out?"
The man from Manhattan was tre-
mendously impressed. "You . don't
tell me;" he commented: "Why, I
didn't know it was a government
job."
* * * *
They were on a farmhouse holiday.
and after the first night Smith was.
a bit out of. sorts.
"I've had practically no sleep," he
complained to his wife. "Those
beastly roosters have been crowing.
out there in the barn since dawn!
'Well, darling," murmured his
wife sweetly, "once you got up ear-
ly you crowed about it for at Ieast
a week."
* * * *
Isaacs was telling Rubenstein all
about his encounter with a burglar.
"tell, you see, I hoid a noise. I
rushed downstairs and pointed de
loaded revolver at de burglar's head.
De villain took no notice of me at
all. He just looked at dat beautiful
revolver and said: 'How much do
you vant for dat?' Vell, now Ruben-
stein, how could I shoot de man vent
Thursday, Septeilnbelr 8, 1982
� " i
Still
i 1�
On
Evert ., i ; ii•;'
7
r
mg Sold
At SpecialPrices
he wanted to talk business?"
* * *
"Has anyone ever been lost here?"
asked the old lady 'anxiously, about
to undertake a rough crossing,
"No, mum," ' the ferryman assured
her, "We finds all the bodies."
* * * *
Mrs. La Dedab went into her
kitchen to find the maid sitting on
the butler's lap.
"Is this what I pay you for?" she
stormed. '
"No, madame," replied the maid,
"1 do it for nothing."
* * * *
A doctor suggests that, of the
many people who disappear every
year, some are actuated by the be-
lief that they are not wanted. And
others, no doubt, by the knowledge
that they are.
* * *
"At last, my angel," said the hap-
py man after he had settled with the
minister, "we are really and truly
one."
"Theoretically, yes," said the mod-
ern bride; "but from a practical
standpoint it will be advisable to or-
der dinner for two."
Old Salt:- "Yes, this is a very gold
glass -Nelson gave it me,"
Visitor: "But Nelson has been
dead over a hundred year now."
Old Salt: "Good 'eavens! Has he
been dead that long? How the time
does fly!"
* *
"The Balkans, and especially Bul-
garia," said Senator Shields one day
in Washington, "are as uncertain a,
factor in- this war as the seaside
bridgegroom.
"A wedding party at the seaside
had to cross, on its way to the
church, a salt -creek. As the boat car-
ried them over this creek, the bride-
groom fell into the water.
* * * *
Gebhard von Blucher, the famous
Prussian field marshal, had as sur-
geon -major of his army a man who
was very homely bur extremely vain,
and proud.
"Doctor," said Blucher, laughing,
"I suppose that you are the luckiest
man in the world."
"How, is that, sir, may I ask?"
-"Why, here you are quite in love
with yourself and you haven't a sin-
gle rival."
Pori. • - �
er Shop
S
Starting 9 A.M. Saturday Sept, 10
These are certainly the best values ever offered in Wallpapers -- Not a
dew cheap patterns, but a wide range of samples including heavilyembossed pa-
pers and Sunworthys. You need your roorns bight p
1; brightened �;� for the winter and
we need the money, come and see the wide display of papers and you will be sur-
prised how little it will cost to redecorate your
• p rnotlxs. Come in the morning, if
possible, there's sure to be a rush in the afternoon.
BUY I ROLL AT THE REGULAR PRICE EVERY 2ND ROLL
Lot No. 1
EAT BEDROOM PAPER
fiery artistic and pleasing
patterns
2 For I.C
Sar ;1dkc per'roil:.
Lot No. 2
Better Grade Living Rooms
Good quality papers inciudiug
many Sunworthy patterns.
2 For 51c
Regular 5Oc roll.
- 1 c.
Lot No, 3
HALL, DINING ROOM. And
Living room and Bedroom Pa-
pers at this low price,
or
9c
r lSc roll.
'tale this special .offer prevail -ad
teaseasi.gieroB darearal
list 'tir l',D= exp to1.2'xlext .
Lot No. 4
TAPEaTRY AND PLAIN Ef
c'a, suitable for most
wit -stairs rooms,
26c
Regular 2,5c roll.
Lot No. 5
S'CTNWORTHY PAPERS
large assortment of good
patterns at this price.
Fox c.
regular 35e roll,
Lot N'aa '3
• CHINTZ 7BE1?11OOR Papers
eautifn1 coloriags with bands
oat out borders.
2 Reax
roll.
&large wiD be n¢a.de fo-' rem aait.g triad paps, asls
&Ming cracks, parte," 4g nape: ing cdasets.
etc,.,
YOU WILL NOT BE .DISAPPOEU
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D.
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