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TIM HAS SOME other ay what we call the lower an -
M® l imals, we same to he in that class
�� ���AS shttil, be the way we shpake av aieh
other.
Av coorse 'tis only •av .'the :min' I
hey been afther shpakin so far, fer
the wim.min do be all able an willin
to shpake for thimsilves, an annyway
'tis not wid the bastes we wud com-
pare thim, but wid the birruds, an
faith theer do be some purty birruds
in the wurruld, an some not so pur-
ty. Some winirnin are as proud as
paycocks, an some kin sing like can-
ary birruds, an some go shtruttin ar-
round on hoigh haled shoes locilein
fer all the wurruld .loike sand hill
cranes. Some chatter loike jackdaws
an some look as woise as owls, an all
they kin say in "Who? Who?" whin
they hear av some other girrul havin
a new fellali: Some are loike cow
birruds, an go gaddin arround laivin
seine wan ilse to rare theer childer,
but the mosht av thim do be contint-
ed to shtay at home an kape the
nesht warrurn, laivin it to ` theer
mates to pick up a livin fer thim an
the childer.
To the Editur av all thine
Winghant paypers.
Deer Sur:—
• :Shure, 'tis quare °ideas . some fel-
lahs do be gittin in theer heads. I'
was afther raidin in a .magazine, no
longer ago than lasht wake, that a
tousand million years ago, long be-
foor Wingham renis sittled, min wus
all monkeys. Av coorse 'I don't be-
laive all I sed in thim Yankee pay-
pers, but 1 got shtarted tinkin about
what I read, an whin me brain gits
wurrukin it is harrud to shiop it.
I tought av how much a iot av us
are Ioik'e animals, aven at the prisint
• toime. We say av wan man that he
is a shly as a fox, av another that
he is as cross as a.bear, an av anoth-
er that he is as shtupid as an ox. We
say wan fellah is a shtubborn mule,
another is. a mane shkunk, an .anoth-
er is a poor fisl>r. Wan is as shtong
as a lion, another as wake as a cat,
, another is woild as a deer, an anoth-
er as clumsy as an illephant. Thin
we hey moinin sharks, an road hogs,
an pollytickle war harses, an a lot av
other quare coons wid us all the
toime, so we hev-
Och, Shure! 'Tis mesilf that don't
belaive in that transmigrashun av
sowis oidea, atall, at all, so I don't.'
If we ivir wus monkeys, arr anny
'Tis a big oidea I hev shtarted, an
I haven't tonne to devilop it anny
more at prisint, but if ye tink it over
ye will be afther foindin more tings
ye wud loike to tink about than ye
wud ivir foind in wan av thine spaich-
es av Mishter Hepburn.
Yours till nixt wake,
Tmiothy Hay.
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" lucky
you have a Telephone"
Ross hadn't noticed the broken
fence until his favorite roan mare got
caught in the barbed wire and cut,
her leg.
It didn't seem a bad cut at first, but
blood poisoning set in and Jim.
thought he was going to lose a valu-
able Morse. A hurried telephone call
brought the veterinary surgeon.
"I think we can save her, Jitti," the
veterinary said, "but another couple
of hours might,: have been too Late.
It's lucky you have rt telephone."
Thursday, February. 11 1932
GORRI,
The "Young People's League
on Thursday evening with
Cooke in charge, The meeting
ened with a hymn followed by
Lord's Prayer in unison. "Wh
Fellowship" was then sung. Res
sive reading was led by Mr. C
'hen the First Psalm was read
duet by Vern Abram and Billy
was enjoyed. Following the S
ture lesson Miss Velma Lennox
an instrumental on the , gutiar
too, was enjoyed. Short pr
were offered by Miss A. Ham
and Elmer Butt. After a hymn,
topic, "What Did Jesus Teach a
God," which was prepared by
E. Dane and read by the Presid
Miss Douglas, was very interes,
Theperiod
worship was taken
George Dane. The Pastor, Rev.
Brett, spoke a few. words on the
lc, and pointed out sorne of 'the
chings of Jesus about God.
meeting closed. with a hymn' and
Mizpah benediction: The Y. P.
gue will hold a Mock Pa.rliamen
their regular meeting on Thurs
evening with- Dr. Ramage in cha
Mr, and Mrs.' A. E. Toner en
tained a few of their Gorrie frie
to a. progressive euchre party M
day evening, when eight tables
played. The winners were Lad
Mrs. Abram, Gentlemen's, J•
Campbell, and consolation, Miss
Potter.
We are sorry to report the ilin
of Messrs. R. A. Ashton and G.
Dane, and we trust they will soon
oy their' usual health.
Mr. Lloyd Cathers is relieving
he Bank of Commerce, in Lucan.
Miss Carr of Wingharn, spent
week -end with her friend, Miss'
Earngey,
Mr. Herbert Neil was a Lond
V
isitor on Thursday.
'The dance which was held in
ownship hall here On Friday ev
ng was a real success. The "Pie
re Club" make real hosts and ho
asses.
Miss Velma Lennox spent t
week -end with her mother in Win
am.
Mrs. W. C. Icing and son, Earl, a
pending a short time with Mr. a
ars. Kenneth Hastie.
The .Presbyterian Ladies' Aid r
the church on Tuesday afterno
id held a successful meeting.
Mr. Neil is having the interior
s,harness shop redecorated and
rtainly makes a marked improv
ent to the shop.
Miss Edith Ritchie, while tobo
ning at school on Thursday ha
e misfortune to be thrown from
boggan and it was necesary to ce,
e physician who removed her t
✓ home. We are glad to repor
wever, that no serious accident o
erred and Edith will be back t
1001shortly.
Mrs. W. Pyke spent a couple o
ys with Mrs. Finley Lynn, Ford
ch, this week. ,
Mrs, J. L. Campbell and daughte
ss Olive, were Winghatn visitor
Saturday.
I'1r. and Mrs. Thomas McDonald
Molesworth, were guests of Mr
1 Mrs. K. Hastie, on Friday.
The "Pleasure Club" are being en
tallied at the home of Mr. an
rs. Joe Sanderson, this week.
fess Dorothy Fear, also Mr. Mer
Stephen, attended the At Horne
Stratford Normal on Friday even-
ar. and Mrs. Whitfield, of Gorrie,
Mr. .Ewart Whitfield, of Arthur,
nt Sunday with Mr. and Mrs.
nson, at Bluevale.
VIr. and Mrs. Kemp and two sons,
Regina, are visiting Mrs. Kemp's
er, Mrs. James Edwards.
he. congregational meeting of the
nge Hill United Church was held
he church on Thursday afternoon
was presided over by the pastor,
Gordon W. Butt: The pastorented the report of the session,
wing a membership of 39 and that
deaths had occurred. during the
The church roll was read to.
congregation. The report of the
remittee of Stewards was given by
srs. George Baker and Norman
ding. This report revealed that
e money had been raised for
board purposes than last year.
Mr. Reuben Harding in, presenting
the report on Missions, expressed
gratitude that in this work larger of-
ferings had been 'contributed. during
1931, The Sunday School report was
given by Mrs. George Baker and al-
so showed improvement. Mrs, W.
Douglas presented the Ladies' Aid
report, pointing out that much more
work had been done in relief work.
The elections resulted in Messrs.
J. Motttgont ry, J`. Warfel!, G. Gal-
braith and 17, Harding as Elders, and
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ing as members of the 'Committee of
Stewards. Mr, Charles" Cowan was
elected. Treasurer; Mr, Norman Har-
ding as Secretary, and Mr. Fred Ed-
gar as auditor. The meeting was
brought to a close by a prayer by the
pastor,
Miss Jessie Hastie R.N., of Kitch-
ener, spent the week -end with her
brother, Mr. Kenneth Hastie:
Miss Beryl Ashton has returned
home from Sarnia where she was vis-
iting her sister, Mrs. Strangway,
The
Public Library Board, having
moved the Library to Foresters' Hall
over the Bank, intend re -opening on
Saturday, Feb. 13th, at 2.30 o'clock.
An address will be given and refresh-
ments served. The public are cord-
ially invited to attend.
The Annual Congregational meet-
ing •of the 'United Church, Gorrie,
was held in the church on Jan. 26th.
Splendid and encouraging reports
were given by the officers of the dif-
ferent organizations of the church,
,showing a very, satisfactory year's
work, the total amount raised, includ:
ing contributions from Orange Hill
co{tgregation was $4061.50. T. A,
Johnston and L. Ruttan were the two
retiring elderes; Dr. Ramage and W.
G. Strong were the two elected to
take their ,places. The Elders for the
coming year are, Alex. Edgar Sr., L.
W. Ferguson, H. E. Cooke, Jno,
Sperling, J. W. Gamble, L. F. Ash-
ton, W. Simson, W. H. Gregg, Dr.
Ramage, W. G. Strong. Five new
members were elected to the I3oard
of Stewards to replace five of the old
members. The Board of Stewards is,
Wm. Whitfield, W. J. Gallagher, T.
l3radnocic, A. E. Toner, Thos. Earl,
Geo. McKee Harvey Sperling, L.
Ruttan; B. Grainger, W. Strong. By
a unanimous vote, the congregation
wished to place itself on record as
appreciating very much the efforts
and services of our new Pastor since
he carne amongst. us. Mr. Butt in a
brief reply, said how he was enjoy-
ing the 'work very much in his new
field of labor, and wisnea to say how
he appreciated the splendid co-opera-
tion of the congregation in the work.
The total amounts received from the
various organizations are: W. M. S.,
$309.65; Junior League $6,00; Sunday
School ,$205.75; Y. P. League $28.00;
Flower Fund $14.90; Women's As-
sociation $213.75; Mission Circle
$72.00; Missionary and Maintenance
$707.73.
The February meeting of the W.
M. S. of the United Church, was held
at Mrs. Stephens' home. In the ab -
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settee of the I'resident, the first
president, Mrs, A, E. Toner pr
ed. The meeting opened by sin
a hymn " A Better Day is,' Coni
followed' by prayer by Mrs, T
Johnson, Scripture reading,
28th chapter, was read ' b.y Mrs
Edgar. Minutes of the last met
were read and adopted. A cons
tee was appointed to help arr
the programme for the Day of P
er. Letters of condolence are t
Sent to other sick members.
Call was then answered by a v
of Scripture' containing the e
Honor. Mrs. Edgar invited the
ciety to her home for the M
meeting. Hymn "Softly and ten
ly Jesus is Calling," was then s
Africa, being' the topic, Mrs. J. Hy
man gave an interesting synopsis
the life of Robert Moffatt who
a missionary to Africa over one h
dyed years ago, and father-in-law
David Livingstone. Mrs. Thos: E
read a letter from Africa gelling
the changes that have taken plat
the last fifty years. A duet was s
entitled "I must have My Savi
with me" by Mrs. Keine and M
Abram. Mrs, John Wylie then g
a report on. mission work in Afr
Hynm ."All the way My Savi
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field closed tate meeting with prayer.
Parliament meets in the United
Church this Thursday evening. Some
of the interesting subjects for debate
concern an artificial ice plant for
Gerrie rink, bone dry prohibition for
Ontario, and gowning the church
choir. This meeting is open to gall.
Much interest is being taken at the
weekly Junior. League which meets
every Saturday afternoon. The pres-
ident, Vern Abram, presided over the
meeting which opened' with hymn
461, followed by all repeating the
Lord's Prayer in unison. Hymn 414
was then sung. After the collection
was taken, Mrs. Butt reada bible
story. Rev. Mr. Butt then continued
with the study of St. Luke's Gospel.
The roll call was responded to by the
First three 13eautitudes. This was
followed by a short program of songs
and duets, also games. The meeting
closed with a hymn. and the Mizpah
benediction,
Mrs. F. A. 'Wessman has returned
home after spending some time with
her son, Mr. M. T. White, in Kirk-
land Lake.
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e have issued the following sche
e Gorrie-Wroxeter at Brussel
el), 8th; Brussels at Harriston, Fe
th; Harriston at Gorrie, Feb. 12th
orrie-Wroxeter at Harriston, Feb
5th; Brussels at Wroxeter, Feb. 17
arriston at Brussels, Feb. 19th.
The Gorrie-Wroxeter team is t
congratulated on winning the firs
go,
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• in the schedule with a score o
—4. Refree, Earl Patterson, Ford
ch.
Brussels line-up was: Goal Archi
enar, D. C. Warwick, H. Work
tn, H. Strettan, K. Ashton, J, W
ttrell, W. Bell, J. Hassel, G. R
mpbell.
Gorrie-Wroxeter: Goal J. Breers
ek Gibson, G. Paulin, Harold Dues
Abram, C. Edwards, R. Gibson
Paulin and S. Higgins.
Mr. and Mrs. Ira McLean of
oktown were Sunday visitors of
and Mrs. K. Hastie.
The Progressive Mission Circle
t at the home of the Hon. Presi-
t Mrs. 1,. F. Ashton, The meet -
opened in the usual way with
s E. Dane taking the Scripture
on, The roll call was answered
by a verse of Scripture containing
word "Peace," The minutes were
read and adopted, The Study Leaf-
lets, Boarding School and School
Home, taken by Misses Nellie Dane,
Janet Gamble and Anne Douglas.
The meeting closed with a hymn and
prayer,
f Mrs. Henry Herzog is visiting
friends in Toronto.
Miss A. Douglas visited with
1 Fordwiclt friends on Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Thos. McDonald, of
Molesworth, were visitors at the!
home of Mr. and Mrs. Ken. Hastie
Ion Friday.
'i'lte :Presbyterian Ladies' Aid met
in the church Tuesday afternor, and
held a very snccessfttl meeting.
The W. A. of St, Stephen's church
tnet on Thursday of 'last week at the
bomb of Mrs, Short; with a good at-
tendance,
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Mr. and Mrs. Dane visited friends
in Fordwich one day last week.
The Women's Day of Prayer will
be observed in the United Church on
Friday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. T. G. Hemphill spe
a few days Iasi week with the forth
er's parents, in Detroit.
The Young People ,have been en
toying the rink which has been run
ning full time last week,
Mr. Graham Campbell with his mo-
ther and little son, Harris, spent Sun-
day with Mr, and Mrs. Archie Mc-
Michael.
Mrs. Dzu, McTavish is at present
visiting friends on the 6th of Turn -
berry.
Afr, Ed. Gibson of Listowel spent
the week -end with his motIrer in
tole; a number from here attend-
ed the funeral of the late Mr. Find-
ley of Howick Township, which took
place Thursday afternoon.
Ken Edgar and Mervin Stephens
and Wilbert Fralicic attended the At
Horne held in Stratford Normal
School on Friday last.
The Wroxeter hockey team won
the game with Brussels played Men -
day night in Brussels,
Mr. Arnold Edgar and Mr, anti
Mrs. Alvin Edgar and children, of
London, were here over Sunday.
kir. and Mrs. Alex. Higgins attend-
ed the funeral of Mr. Findley, Mrs.
Higgins' father, who died in Howick,
last week.
Miss Jean Thompson has returned
from London, where she spent the
last two months.
nt
The hymns "0 God of love, 0 King.
of Peace," and "Peace, Perfect
- Peace," were sung. The Scripture
lesson was taken from John 14,
to His disciples, with the pronise`of
where Jesus spoke .comforting- words
His peace, which he would leave
with thein, and the need today for
each heart to be tranquil with God's
peace, was stressed by the leader.
Mrs. W. Finlay gave a most instruc-
tive talk on the Constitution of the
W. M. S. and the duties of the var.-
ions officers. The roll call was an-
swered by verses containing the
word "Obey." "In Christ there is no
East or West," was the hymn select-
ed as the W. M. S. hymn for the pre-
! sent year. The meeting was closed
:by repeating the Lord's Prayer in.
unison,
M. S. of the United Church was held
COmmencing next Wednesday ev-
ening at 8 o'clock, and during the
season of Lent, lantern views will be
shown in the basement of the Angli-
can Church by the Rector, Mr.
jones. The subject this season will
be, "Round the World with the M.
S.C.C,". Anyone is welcome Wednes-
day evenings at 8 o'clock.
The Women's Day of Prayer will
be. held on Friday, Feb. 12th at 3
p.m. in the United Church. Miss
Ruth Sangster, who is teaching, near
' Dayton, spent the week -end with her
parents, Mr, and Mrs. jas. Sangster.
' The February meeting of the W.
days recently with Mr. and Mrs. R.
McAllister of Grey Township. ,
Miss Jeanette Ritchie's many
friends are pleased to see her able,
to be out again after her recent
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A small boy, leading a donkey,
passed an army carnp. A couple( of,
soldiers wanted to have some fun
with the lad.
"Why are you holding on to your
brother so tightly, sonny?" said one
of them.
"So that he won't join the ale
the youngster replied.
Acting in a drama in a small pro-
vincial theatre, the hero had to
spring from some rocks into a river '
at the back of the stage.
During one performance, the mat-
tress into which he had. to fall was
missing, and he crashed on to the
He was equal to the occasion, 'how-
ever, and jumping up, exclaimed;
"Aha! So tbe river has frozen."
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