The Wingham Advance Times, 1931-06-18, Page 6PAGE SIX
THE W INC.x:AM ADVANCE -TIMES
Thursday, June 18th, 193
"Ingham Advance -Times.
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171E AUT$OF4
The whole trouble lay with Peter.
,.
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--Peter Blande.—He
the ointment, the blot on the escutch-
eon, the carbon knock in the motor.
Things just couldn't possibly have
worked outmore to Rowena's fancy,
except for the persistent presence of
Peter. And there was absolutely no
hope of getting rid of him -he was
too deeply mixed up in everything.
To tell the truth, it was Peter's
project in the first place. Rowena
herself only got into it at the last
minute in answer to an advertise-
ment in, the morning paper. It was
Peter who put the ad in.
Peter was a commercial artist, one
of those thrice unfortunates with a
soul for art, a talent for paint and
a need for more ready money. He
spent his days painting trees, rocks
and running brooks, dotted here and
there with pretty girls, Algonquin
anglers and Broadway golfers, as a
background for the Rackruff Road-
ster, 1931 model, comprising fully
half the picture.
It was Peter who conceived the ex-
quisite idea of a Rackruff motor tour
across country with the well-known
artist, Peter Blande, at the wheel.
He figured—and converted Mr. Rack,
President, and Mr. Ruff, Secretary
and Treasurer, to his figures—that
it would be the pinnacle of publicity
to conduct such a tour, with pauses
at all points •of prime interest for
him to paint a picture of the Rack -
ruff roadster poised on the brink of
a precipice, pulling its way pluckily
out of a volcano, skidding securely
off a racing glacier, or defying the
sands of the desert.
Peter said—and Messrs. Rack and
Ruff agreed with him—it would be
good business to take a copy -writer
drawl, "that you had better look to fourwalls with .his stenographer.
them over Yaitself. After all, '
no-
body can visualize a lovely face and
figure behind the wheel of a Rackruff
roadster as you can, you know."'
Mr. Rack thought that was a par-
ticularly good idea. He called in Mr.
Ruff to assist, allowing Peter also to
sit by, and had the secretary usher
them in, one at a time. And he and
Mr. Ruff frowned aver them, and
asked about their literary efforts, and
noticed their eyes and ankles and
complexions, jotting down indeciph-
erable comments on their memoran-
dum pads.
The secretary, having some notion
of dramatic sequence, saved Rowena.
for the last, Rowena was so lovely
that at first they would not believe
she was a writer at all, and she had
to show them a copy of her book
and some of her signed stories in
magazines. Rowena's hair was a
curious chameleon shimmer of gold
and bronze and brown. Her eyes
were limpid pools of .light that swam
now blue, now green, and in gentle
moments softened to hazel.
"I'm Rowena Rostand," she said,
looking at them straightforwardly.
"I am twenty-five years old. I have
had one book published and it was
so good that practically nobody read
it. I worked on a newspaper for
three years and I've had. -eleven stor-
ies published in first-class magazines.
And you may not think I am very
good-looking, but lots of people do."
Rackruff Motors, Inc., in the per-
sons of Messrs. Rack and Ruff,
thought so too. Even Peted nodded
his approval.
And so Rackruff Motors, 'Inc.,.
bound. itself by written agreement to
finance a motor tour for a party con -
'm Rowena Roatand," she told them
along in the car to feature the high
lights of the trip and apply the pro-
per adjectives both to landscape and.
motor, in this way insuring a maxi-
mum of newspaper publicity that
would establish the new roadster on-
ce and for all in the motor find of
America.
So Peter advertised for a copy
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admit fairly that spite of the little
thinning of her face, in spite of the
dark circles withwhich anxiety ' had
shadowed her eyes,she was still un-
deniably good-looking.
Her black and white ensemble was
freshly sponged and pressed—Ro-
wena herself haden to,. that—her
ruffled white blouse was ` smart in
Ah'fi5tli .. F'. 1
sisting solely of a beautiful young
writer twenty-five years old and a
commercial artist of thirty years and
the opposite sex.
Rowena and Peter were called in
for a conference early the next day,
and Mr. Rack, ably seconded by Mr.
Ruff, put it up to theni squarely.
Somebody had blundered, everybody
had blundered, if it came to that.
An insurmountable difficulty had
been encountered.
"There are no insurmountable dif-
ficulties," Rowena said sweetly.
The whole enterprise was dead-
locked, plans were checkmated, con-
tracts were canceled. The way Mr.
Rack put it, with the full accord of
Mr. Ruff, it seeined pretty hopeless.
Peter quite wilted under the deadly
finality of it all.
"Unless," he suggested tentatively,
"we advertise again and get 'an older
author, maybe a married one—I sup-
pose a little less good-looking would
be better under the cirouinstances
would attract less attention."
"But you signed ane," protested
Rowena quickly, "If you try to put
any ane else in my place, I'll get out.
an injunction and tie up everything."
Rowena's eyes at that moment
were a clear, cold, business blue. Not
one of them doubted for a moment
that she would do just as. she threat -
Mr,
Mr, `hack threw out his hands des-
pairingly. "Well, it's off, that's all.,"
he declared.
And Mr. Ruff nodded his head.
Peter seemed cowed into acquies-
cence. Iiut Rowena was never one
to be eowed into acquiescence. She
laughed brightly,
"Why, my dears," she said, 9t
doesn't make the least bit of differ-
ence. This is a business trip" I am
a professional writer. Mr. Blande is
a professional artist. We are thrown
together in a purely business capac-
ity, and our ages and sexes have no-
thing :whatsoever to do with it. No-
body thinks anything of a man
spending eight hours a day locked in.
Certainly an author and an artist rid-
ing the public highways in an open
car are far safer."
Unfortunately for Rowena, how-
ever, Messrs. Rack and Ruff contin-
ued to object, Even Peter did. They
made all due allowance for Rowena's
purity of purpose and nobility of na-
ture, but Rackruff Motors, Inc., said
Mr, Rack, stood firm for the conven-
tions.
"Of course, if you feel like that,"
Rowena said cheerfully, "Mr. Blande
and I will be guided entirely by your
wishes. We will have to get a chap-
eron; that's all."
"We wouldn't .care about paying
the expenses of a third party," said
Mr. Ruff quickly.—Mr. Ruff was the
Treasurer of the Company.
"It will not be necessary," said
Rowena. "We will take a lady with
us who will be glad to make the tour
for her transportation, paying her
own living expenses en route."
"Can you fin& such a person?" ask-
ed Mr. Rack.
"Certainly," said Rowena brightly.
"Leave everything to me."
"What are you' going to do?" ask-
ed Peter. '
"The same thing you did. Adver-
tise!"
dver-tise!"
So they went down the street to
the nearest Childs' and figured out an
advertisement that seemed to suit
their purpose.
"Wanted: Young woman to serve
as companion on extensive motor
tour of the United States. Trans-
portation provided, but must pay own
living expenses,"
Peter wanted to put in something
about a pleasant disposition being an
asset, but Rowena said it would' be
useless—said all women thought they
had good dispositions.
"You*advertised for a good-looking`
author, didn't you? And did you see
the mob that answered?—We'll have
to trust her disposition to luck. Be-
sides, she'll be in the rumble seat—
we won't see much of her."
They received a great many an-
swers to the advertisement and Peter
went down to her snug, one -room ap-
artment to assist in snaking the sel-
ection. , This proved not difficult,
The letter chosen was written on
plain creamy paper of very fine goal-
it y,
'I am twenty-three years old, a
college graduate, and can pay my
owvn expenses unless you plan to,tra-
ve1 on a very deluxe scale, I can
Start at any time and stay .as long
as you like. The only thing ,l•' am
really interested in is to go—and go
at 'once, I enclose references.
The name was Roberta Lowell.
The references were good, so' Ro-
wena got the number on the tele-
phone, with Peter standing interest-
edly by, and talked to Roberta Low-
ell.
"She has a nice voice," she whis-
pered to Peter.
Miss Lowell said she could -start
an Monday, morning, that she could
get all of, her traveling equipment in
one suitcase and a small traveling
bag, and that ,she had an allowance
of,4wenty-five dollars a week.
"Wait a minute," Rowena put her
hand over the transmitter. "She can
spend ; twenty-five a 'week," she said
to Peter.
"Well, that ought to' be enough,"
said Peter. "Except for the car, I'rn
hoping to get along on Tess."
Miss Lowell said she would meet
them, bag and baggage, at the Rack -
ruff show -room at ten o'clock Mon-
day 'morning' without fail, and she
thought it was going to be great fun.
"Oh, by, the way, Miss Lowell—"
"Oh, please don't call ' me Miss
Lowell. Call me Bobby. Everybody
cats me Bobby, Miss Lowell is so
stiff."
"Well, by the way, Bobby 'Lowell,"
went on Rowena, "you'll have to ride
in the rumble seat."
"I don't care," wasthe brave re-
tort, "I'd be willing to ride a cow-
catcher to get out of New York and
get out quick."
Now Rowena did not like artists.
She said they were so abstract. 'Ro-
wena herself was extremely concrete.
She felt, in her heart of hearts, that
it was a shame that such a heavenly
opportunity to go places, see things,
meet people—and best of- all, make
money doing it!—had to be all mess-
ed up with an artist like Peter. Ev-
en Rowena, however, could see' that
she couldn't verywell get rid of him
—not under the circumstances. If
only she and the Roberta girl could
go alone now—ah, there would be
a travel tale worth the telling. And
how they would photograph, the two.
of then, in the snappy 1931 Rackruff
roadster! The publicity they would
get!
Mindful that there would be pho-
tographers to record their departure
from the Raekruff Salesroom-- the
Publicity Department was taking care
of all. that!—Rowena < took extreme'.
pains with her appearance .that: Mon-
day morning, and that was an an -
usual thing with Rowena.
When she presented herself at the
Rackruffshow-room at ten o'clock
on Monday noshing, Messrs, Rack
and Ruff had good reason to con-
gratulate themselves on their choice
of author. 'Photographers and re-
porters were alike enchanted. A girl
like 'that' now, swinging along the
Rocky Mountains in a Rackruff road-
ster—ah, there was publicity made to
your order; And it was all Peter's
idea, too.
(Continued next week.)
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GRANT FI.EMING, M.D. .N ASSOCIATE SSCRE'r ny
BRIGHT'S DISEASE,
Bright's disease is ' the popular
name given to nephritis, or inflame -
tion of the kidney. , Richard Bright,
an English physician, published his
observations on diseases of the kid-
ney in 1872. His name• thus became
associated with the disease which he
was the first to describe clearly.
The kidneys are vital organs; by
this we mean that life cannot con-
tinue if the kidneys cease to function.
The function is to remove waste ma-
terials which the body produces as a
result of its activities. The waste ma-
terials are picked up in the blood
stream and carried to the kidneys.
The normal kidney is able to remove
the waste and keep the body healthy.
The damaged or diseased kidney can-
not do its work properly, and, as a
result, the body is poisoned by .its
own waste.
Damage may be caused to the kid-
ney in several ways. A not uncom-
mon cause is overstrain from bad
habits of living. If the kidneys are
called upon to do more than they can,
they simply break under the strain,
just as do the other organs of the
body when exposed to similar strain.
Damage may result from the de-
struction caused by toxins or poisons
produced by germs living in the body
and Which are carried in the blood-
stream to the kidneys.
This poisoning may occur inchild-
hood during an attack of starlet fev-
er, tonsilitis or any other germ -caus-
ed disease. In all such diseases, whe-
ther severe or mild, a certain am-
ount of poison, is produced and cir-
culated in the blood. This is one rea-
son why, even in mild cases, the
greatest care is necessary if the kid-
neys are to be safeguarded. That as
why the doctor keeps the child in bed
when, to the parents, he appears to
be well enough to be up.
Another common cause of poison-
ing is from diseased tonsils, teeth,
bad sinuses or other parts of the
body where there may be a focal in-
fection, or nest of germs, pouring
out its poison into the blood -stream.
Nephritis may be anything from a
severe acute infection to a very mild
chronic condition. The milderforms
are very often discovered by, acci-
dent. A man applies for a position
or for life insurance, and .the medical
examination reveals kidney disease.
Such a person is fortunate because
he is warned in time and can, take the
care and treatment necessary to pre-
vent the development of the condition
into something more serious.
Prevention of nephritis begins with
the prevention of communicable dis-
eases in childhood, or their proper
treatment if they occur; removal of
any focal infection; avoidance of ex-
cesses in food and drink; the use of
sufficient ,water. •
To these should be added the Per-
iodic Health Examination, - once a
year, by the family doctor, to detect
the earliest signs of any abnormal
condition in order that it may be pro-
perly treated in its early stages.
Questions concerning Health, ad-
dressed to the Canadian Medical As-
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will beanswered personally by letter.
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Sir, there is room for nothing else
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SAUVE . < . . courteous .... inviting you to "Step this way,
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