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WZNGHAM ADVANCE - TIMES
Thursday,.
ares 6th, 11) 30
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MONTREAL
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON
cola the 1 e h. "At the nor end of
ilne Lake of Genesaret there are 'small
creeks' or inlets where the ship could
ride in safety only a few feet from
LESSON X.—marc 9 eine shore, and where the multitudes
Parable of the Sower—Matthew seated on both shits and before the
132 1-23. ,boat could listen without distraction
.zr anisic.
Golden Tett.—He that hath east's, • And he shake to theca many things
state of the market, anxiety for the
next' election, the thousand, apd' one
frets and perplexities of 'our contpla
caked civilization,' And the deceitful-
ness of riches. Riches are deceitful
because they make large promises of
happiness and peace which they can-
not fulfil, Choke the word, and he
beconneth unfruitful, The word had
begun to grow, it had found a foot-
hold even among tine thorns, it had
formed leaves and stalk and perhaps,
like the rich young ruler, had even
borne blossoms; but it could not car-
ry its growth to the 'final point of
fruit -bearing; and leaves; stalk, and
blossoms all exist for its soil. So suck
man's natural sinfulness. And snatch-
eth away that which hath been sown
in his heart. The devil take, advent -
'age of the hard -packed soil, the:]
worldly heart. This is he that vas
sown by the way side. A very corn -
pressed statement; in full it would be,
`This is the case of the wayside hear-
er tan w. hone the seed vas sow -n:'
SHALLOW HEARERS
Baptisms, adult, 3$, ad ai?crease
a Iife is a barren failure.
FRUITFUL' HEARERS
And others fell upon the good
ground, and yielded fruit, some a
hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.
A traveller, tells gas that he saw with
his own eyes, not a hundred grains,
but a hundred stalks in the plain of
Sidon, all growing from a single root;
and, as he expresses it; "'bowing
gracefully beneath the head of waell-
formed grains.' "
And he that was sown upon the
good ground. He whose heart furn-
ished good soil for the seed that was
sowrtn. `.This is he that heareth the
word, and . understandeth it. Luke's
version is :fuller: "These are such as
in an honest and good heart, having
heard the word, hold it fast, and bring
forth fruit with patience."
THE UNITED CHURCH—HURON
PRESBYTERY LONDON
CONFERENCE
Statistical Report for the Year 1929
Pastoral charges, 39
Preaching places, 75.
Members of Session, 442, a,.
crease of 5.
Stewards, 538, a decrease of 5.
Other tnenibers of Board, 284, an
increase of 4.
Number of families, 5207an in-
crease of 35.
Persons besides families, 434• alt in-
crease of 26.
Total, under Pastoral Care, 19230,
an increase of 36.
Baptism_, infant, 318, an increase of
e -
let him heir—Matt. I3;S, iz, parables. :\ parable is a little, store ' I
THE LESSON IN ITS SETTING; `r..latin;,; event.: in roinmota lift. for And others fell upon tint rocky 15.
Ta nee :\ntiozZcn of A.D. 2.4, in the the purpose tisk illustrating reeligious i lacei, Where the- had not much
i'_larraages, 159, an increase caf 1,
serOrd years ,>x Christ s ministry. truth.. Sa ?1
Behold. Christ p b
tarns.
,.
is meantis not ground;
'•�\ hat. e
Place.—'i)aa the shore Otf the Sea of aloly painted to ui artuai S1?w'e;r in 3 >lyitln stones in it (nor atone; rather
al:h. , possibly r Cai>ertaiat.n fie -id i'i from of Him. The stirrer went ;serve to retain the moisture: and font-
G ?' \.YSIDE HEARERS forth to sow- Sc, ?sristiaaa "A or r' er heat), but a rocky bottom, with a
still in the dao' described; in " a"':t '.gal.1y :d vele in*stn ti eir r>nsnicor:" light covering of earth ,In the beta. • ag e? are,
;chapter 12, the el ay .`1 contest ;with
the scribes and Pharisees. the day of
rawly he"`alircs. yh d:3Z' :•f `tetra?ar*-"--;. i ,
rk^I' condemnation, of .:.-4'ai:Rtieti into
`harts t s fa .?:.y, 1l's-t, the, hostile .crib- „asi•
ere and 'Pharisee. appoar ii” Al:?1'e. de- \r.d
zly,t note bearing' tlt. spel .c.'dl; \nd ser"ioluaa-a ' hey 'prang; up, be
wherever men are aro in need, eV- -eans, l't.'v had no deepness of earth.
the ,;antis of ths earunntierlyints rock reflected the.
i. etre, btlein.-s. elan.' Chris- . sun': rays rather than ala; curbed. it,
the .hallow soil beanie as a he'at-
h. sowed,. .•'tt11i` seeds fell house., 2tint� ti?i• seeds were ditr�Ctel in -
a • sidr:. a=roan,fi,3d. lar P i- tag rernatiare ir�,yr1:d.. l
parted, ,,r'til .-ear teord is a: '+.:c with
.`3.1.. disiMacs and, friends.
'On than. day. The 'dao wli;se tr-
et -t1 hare ,ost be.,n related in chapter
1`. W' nt Jesus oat of the house The
irh l
0
b
I
4,"i�,if ¢y ani ie'°` wasw'• .?
scribes and Pharisees asie.d for a =tr-
ack rand ' his mother and. brother:
;ghee to see him, And sat by the sea
sieie.. jetties was an ,r t'..'taxer r.aar', a
\Vile:n
a rear etI upon Harr. and h3 as t' c b -
ie 193 linrtt an le ai, e d, ,'inn. and. o ,:. . .
tin'-`i":Ctl,RR:: H sought the' , `.:i. ,._ r•. ilae-
: ficbc,l:: or the ,'e 1t :a'.x e'fi 1..1.e
and an i h the iins;o.,. •'d 6:.. ,,' 111:
'Creator found rest and ...a a.k :at this
He sets as :3n eiterapio~
\rid there were -,'a.,. reel :trio. :ht:a1
4, -`eat 1::w:1ft1ide5. Pa'ra`.i3' to hear the
t .. s that ,.'i' a,.« 1. ^ i;:':t .. taro,... kin,,. .., 1'?a.., c^>f4lar4'.ila filar 4" 1S'h'Th', And vi?'i0' i ltS?nbrr—.11ih'b Oaf'
ay,,ea.a$, r�i» wh•z+,a ua a.aa1 fel; fro= <•.w. 9a.a>st r � -
1791's that stake. as nearer *.'_.an.. spike C.M:,_ ..'s:lie hearts c1
C: ,fore, and Ilrtly to, 'a t".-- cf aap., de tar...11,th it not:. "1' ^.:ars does,
.: or:,t : miracle .t r =;as^1 n.:"1::ret, . .... s.
raat
J't. r<r i::,:r. Cr!<R 1.. •.:a ° �:an .:7 I'i• i-e•.a�,.
Burials, 339, an increase of ,6.
Membership (1928), 1"2301, an an
crease of 151.
, Received on Profession of Faith
273. a decrease of 107.
keci n ed on tr ertaticate, .= 64, a de
TALES BY FAMOUS, MEN
LONGEST- WINDi• SEER. 1 R IN
THE WORLD.
Prince of Wales Delights In Telling
Joke on Scottish Minister --Lord
'Darling's Wit--Pearrymore's Best
—A .Cloud Irish Story.
The Prince of Wales, presiding at
a banquet of the Highland .Society of
London, spoke in praise of Highland
hospitality and illustrated his re-
marks s with' this story of some Scot-
tish parishioners who were entertain-
ing ,a new minister.
They did not know what to give
him as a nightcap. So they gave him
a glass of mills and put in some of
their best whisky. Next morning
they eould not find the minister, and
after a little search they found that
he had gone to the byre. But he was.
not there when the searchers arrived.
The man,in charge was asked had he
seen the minister, and said "Yes." •
They asked what the minister ,said to
him, and he replied: "He said: 'I
want the first calf from the cow from.
which I had that milk."
Prince Arthur of Connaught re-
cently told this story ofhis visit to
a native tribe on the Zambesi:—
"The chief of the tribe spoke for
four and a halt minutes under tree
hour. I did not understand a word
he said; and did not know ,how we
were going to ' stop him, Eventually,
when he did cease speaking, a. native
interpreter came up to me with a
broad grin and, pointing to the, chief,
said:. 'Him say, I am belly pleased to
see you.' • If anyone here can make a
better speech than that, I Invite him
tomake it."
Lord. Darling's wit possesses a
keen edge. A good example of this
was provided at a dinner of the
Gray's Inn Debating Society, when.
Lord Darling administered chastise-
ment to certain undergraduates of
Cambridge, Said his lordship:—
"I
"I saw the other day that at a
Cambridge Debating Society they de-
bated a long -discussed question as to
whether 'women should be abolished.
They resolved that they should be.
In rey opinion it was a pity the reso-
lution was not puled' before they
were born."
The late 1Gtr. h' E. Weatherly, H.C.
(the famous song -writer), appeared
before the licensing magistrates to
support an application for an extra
half -hour -for licensed houses during
the summer months. Hs said he
would like to ask those who opposed
the request to consult the Great
Book, 'where they would find these
were two liquors ,mentioned. One•wa•a
wine which maketh glad the heart of
man; the other was water with which
the wild ' asses did quench their
thirst. It must not be taken that in
quoting this he was in any way ap-
plying it in.a personal sense.
.A mountaineer was seated in front
of iii
big in file hear...
t s dilapidatedcabin
of the Tennessee hills when a Rolls-
' Royce drove up. A dapper young man
jumped out .and, running up to the
cabin, shouted:—
Father, dear father, don't you
Crease of 54.
Removed by death, 137. a decrease
of 9.
Realitred by Certificate, etc", -i3cl,
an increase lei 108.
ee.adtrt members tv3.291, 11860, a
•c^ ti ' ' are seldom feared in, and hard- And when the .tilt was risen, tatty 4,eotease of 151,
b a.�.: batllw: i:.a't ss them ki enai3i dir- ' were •e`t+.rchedt and. beeayus. they had 'Xo;n-res id^ernI members 119291, 382
,a n, T„cotl�atli_ _ narrow tett at” ra'dst, 11.ri:>' 'tt0:hertd iiwltr%. The tan increase of 78..
far begs:: "f aarn, lt;:. ...•ca .ale bards heel sun a -n -ala aiaieel the zaltoisture. in Total membership (19291., 12,492, a
and •l i
.:1,..i' _..a. wa.�\'vinrt"¢i t:".:, Great shallow soil the plant. ca¢aZ'QhE'tT83�1' Kia 4�.
know me.? I'M Edgar. Fifteen years
ago to -day you sent me to town for
some tobacco. 1 ran away to the big
' city. I went to wall Street. I worked
hard. .I prospered_ Now I have re-
turned very, very weatthy,"
The old man fxed his son with a
baleful eye, and demaa'ded -Bey!
What,. is that terbackes'?,".
This is the fatcrdaee joke of John
6'
Barrymoca, the Alm actor, as told by
lir» F. E. Nicholson in "Favorite
.Jokes of Famous People," ±aa wb is':h
1
re
false
"'[t_ some
hundred da t
he has a. ltezl
funniest stories told by famous
people.
Mme. Galli -Curers favorite joke.
.eoneerias a young woeeen who was
''.trying out before a producer for 'a
_ part in grand opera. The producer
leended her ,a sheet •et music, askiu'g
id: .r4,'w's and the bud des-.. ba•at ag a n° reservoir of :moist ground ` _ of Sandal"- Setae -vole, ,
Number . dax 5 a
• upon the. rel a \..1d' i''. laid n igat ai'?.'�ia to :auks:if. ro is .peedllr deCrea.'e 'fi 1.
Membership schools 5967. an it
1 i,rd . i" 5ii. of the paths speedily Arad lig; that nig. : o'a a iron the , , e se eof 1«9 .
,,;, .ono,, ,sop es
.,.aucnef
then 'ed iba:Y. '"=i'�d13i4 rat 'C i^i:i.7irL recent -0 a2 ^u.•3 :Iia'
n , and •,he, se d' that Emit, on the•,wilted 5a<nd dried up.
:eked Ili i?_ Tueky° l lares As be .are. he whose Xil.nebe 1 P 3 •c
Near,* : al,` 4.
e r1e, 66. an increase 1.f
a
,, .. a 3*i• -ra azo... 11 .. ?t that 1_<artxln
• .. . ,.t .�itdC. a• = . ;n.• �.i4:ianbt.r.lsago Young i>�tcgblea" Sc>c-
T_a, n. ;'a.tzdale •q_'+lat.: -."3;3•3, 33"), 4;1,4 _'n. aD'a."ra ;a..7d. SZTait;h11+ia' with 3i:" re- ' i't e— 1853., an ircr'eale
•
d i'. el., world and 1. ; u.," 3..,.:1`•.ii2 ♦r Tlie word ,r+ t�;:ti i. 1;i b Number f \taLS.,�, an inc. se
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C'i-'-':ail 1e:-�<+neTS t'. ;all a?t ,'.i d.._, but :1?e: Christian Tf,:. b r "` 2
n] cm i ;� \'e'.� ,'3:.110 azf -idi
\t:.r:•t as a.. c<... ar.:l I`3 ri,,;3 ..,.,i e . tire,. b arc .nuns: be ready crease '01
1".> -tibl-. lYh•::' :........ i1.,
endure affliction with Christ. N'umb3er ea 5 i:Tdtae-. Aid, zr» 52. and
?'t '1c� root in hi -.sell, lino Tease .. t
0 u ... •4:aca't ."sc a .: as ]. '.. < x
ad e.: Ind, 3619; a
v.h.rc,. -'--- .iaa _3 1.LTt ttr'ti'`. s1ax1 ,LeC9eas, of 121
:ea.:7 into lh. urea;' c,4 e aa, '..rr1a-.i 's'3raatbi-r:$ani or Item".: 't9
endurance acid beautiful. "v'tvotia :,'l 8. to a'rcrea-t`. of 18.
.krel �'t�4'l,.-, tribulation ariaee"l because , Value f chin h. buildings,
I x > ." ab 'y lila-s .. ti. ,L 'i.,: 'a. _ ',i rat.: a 1:'a 'YR. T+'bt. '11.r .!',r3, 1'..:J kingd:1a"'ad 0a'. a devreatt'.t...ii 84=360.:'. _
r`ha
t;t.e r'Is e a.
he sill.* .)x_ -,,eater -,a^?�x�,aa :k,,.:.'h'' "«. n�1 ^11:'C'. » •,,:1 Wand .tr{•a .ea_1 rs.. Then
wr.r'w'el front thronging Hiin„ and ,.,er.' the evil „•for !t"i and `, er.
arid Ilea S8<iZn gf H. ko ra 11 1''.,. :. ".: it �..:"1 . "he, r;'ea1•
„e?»ass
slightly ry::." x... i ..a:, „�, ;a::d-
_..... c'..
Arad ail the a1;n',tittade „ •-t,'l. .. »..? ".'_._'d _ _a_ia,»
it.and els., began.
her� tosing
n e
The producer's frown darkened as
her song condoned. 'Pr eatiy' he in-
` terrupted her. '`Iiow Much of it have
you Sano$,'" he. asked.
' "Dowry to where it says 'Retrain',"
the aspiran ti�id ;'eia,n_
"Then please do what the saw
says,'' replied the producer
true story is favored by E. Phil-
' hips Oppenheiint. It concerns two aver
z?en., Lady X.. and Lady Y_, and it
must be nmderstood that Lady Y.'s
r'a>aata husband has left. her for Lady X. and
divorce proceeding are pending.
Lady �_ has never seen Lady Y.
for all manner '
3 .'a, cras,w
Ss3.,ag'S, Lady N, has
off enres against increasing fatness
resa i .he near future '•tiC'11 Hie i' Value of Manses, :Pa:isL=a a es, 'Etc'., arid -iiIas employed countless -lnas-
stn. as74e. motto.' by an .i'n x+> ."--',144.3.00,__'_ 1,. seusa°sr Ian d:taselauro! 1. mire'' ont'senRs
� it �tk: rcA'Er '�a2 ,,.1135.
i;i. a reeumadn�trte3ataon aaar3 Irrexl3' l ,
„are •:-slay' Trials and race many perils ;K:Other ;bra>px.r1y-, .$12,570, a decrease ,,,
-.akea an apgoinrLitteait.
:1a ±13 ii r alis •.an..' . cRici.:and i1ae s.a�, L'b�•, of When tha :masseuse routes she 1,
Stralighrt .ay '.:,. : _ur ,bl ,i1. Literally, '1'" . al muni'; of Clams ha Pro•:taarta, , .adropts the most violent methods in
." .+-'g - the English "IN token ,y ':' ..1,262.,115,, a decrease o e9 ,'i. her. t
treatdalea , and 'Lally L,.. bearing
,. Teazel Itebt __mroit
' r { her siaifezxa 3aeroten ll, t+ererthe-
leas at the end of the session a mass
1
1
1
1
'9, 13, an increase of $S 51. of bruises and pain.
:�il�.I�fi`�`sisi�E�IE,a�,8�:, T��>Rav �nnc~� �EA�'ER:s, -'-�, fi`'. r
* And-4T-z.1l a the
Creameryrid
WANTE
CALL US FOR PRICE^
ii
Ph
�y ia^ re; $7-46,575 an in- "Tell me how much. 1. ew•ee youp„
r + y, . .?, n. - flo e • , r.u.=�r v�„,...m"..7-3,431;e2.
"s7� `. Lady X- asks the nisaseuse.,
• ":z i'] ':"�'. r+`_.S' '(6' L b ,u.;; 1'1t+& ; 'i 3',a".'r"1• 'Eli:i'�d§r1 •iu5n'i"x"2w ' ;'".i ' , •.
"Nothing aat"ell," was �i rept!;„ 1
1 em, „ t ! those, 5:i'i.]t 1 calx r"aa'S,ez1 �' -^• �: ala. Ivry Y
Peggy Joyce; thin actress. tells a
x r . ,..- ,good Irish, runty'. An, Irisbtaeit 'tn e
Izr3 zstr.w,a ,cBx 9.
the r?�.>.ss*:. cif 1"'<.ar::ir_..., 'hoot :roily �_...._..-____. .,_
ars a^estase .4,,,...45"
ry -5 briers, , pit a” t r of. :y tai. r:'snd 1a
:a°rr r. that a;nr fate 7
rz, t ., t s : n •x ass of
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m ed bu eLt•
a1 za.a "e,sec, $10393
a i fCITA can ilicreaset of $14,383.
,383.
Salaries; paid MiioisferS, S7050, r1s
,..t. of S551.,
1,=atte rt
h • e et + as 5n"s a
- subjects
• Si .wJeil't here h. so rich.
• And that was :sown .ret .ie the
,enz'e mere, "he 41005t'?...
sr'ar offered
Jt
r -chock 55 $yy l This is be
rt tab the '@b red. f';'-,311'
X11
es, 66,
is
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it 111
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1 .e=fifer r.re Std 1'reSbyteri
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* . r.'l ar ri'larC1-11tr.'. .P' -are i*,l' 3.4.'" it 11increase
off
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le zi 55;, ,€ '11 e. An e rani e at :m,„2,64. 1..,4134: ash f ti1i 1
it rrr ,t d: 14 act id rad e, ay.r t s like lita� a Gran
, ^/i• se business tarts !Wille.' those r..f the f "^
45
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til., a~ltnd, S.": `? '> a derreas
9.1,e?s'''.7, ,a. dine
10 li:11 1111
.day s
being eontina il„+c lectured by a priest
t. Ma the 'evils of drixdt and bad hsbtta.
ie• relay Pat Suet the priest in the
• ..street. 'Father," said Pat."what is
the eau. -.e of ivartba t,«
"i"tse priest, thinking this an excel.'
'
lent opportunity to bring his charge
Cda; ees1ons Sili,~t. k ng. rep ird:- -
�4Tw`hv-. iR'�.t, Haat as +�n95e?ti 11r ke•trp
late hordrinkingtoo often,
' d carousing ton much. It you hat
(tvizzed to my lOatldi s you -would ,
aa; at, be in this dreadful erinditioa."
i ""05, euro,, "tItit1't me what's :mat
' rooaniel Pat. I iths only reg are-
rhes what tamed it; 1 sew in "la •'
Ia;tapet where the bishop was .leas ;.
Irina 1 rnhago•."
the ''+lli 7,....i,. t, iii t a -:. 7..e.'".
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LADIES RAYON DRESSES
Si?, 16-44, Plain and Fancy Cloths 3 69
LADIES' RAYON BLOOMERS
White, Peach, Flesh, : Maize, Orchid 89 c
LADIES' RAYON VESTS
Sizes Standard, Medium, Large
• 69c
INFANT'S `WOOL JACKETS
Reg. to $2,00 value, Extra Special 1.29
BOYS' JERSEY SWEATERS
Reg 1.50 value, sizes 24 to 32 98c
BOYS' SHIRT WAISTS
Reg. to 1.25 ' quality,' all sizes, Each 69c
MEN'S HANDKERCHIEFS
Special at 9 for $1.00 or Each
12c
MEN'S WORK SOCKS
Reg. 25c, Heavy weight, Pair
19c
MEN'S FINE SHIRTS
Sizes 14 to 17, Special, Each
89c
MEN'S BROADCLOTH SHIRTS
with Separate Collar
Fresh Stock, ti S P ],.69
CHILDREN'S GOLF' HOSE
First come, first served. Pair ,
.49c
HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF YARDS OF SILKS,DRESS GOODS,
!
STAPLES LINENS, ETC,ALL AT
EXCEPTIONAL
E L PRICES
HOT WATER BOTTLES
Guaranteed 2 years, eals
, Specia:I
-69c
GIRLS' BOBBY COMBS
Regular 15c line, Each
WALKER'S BEAiITY SOAP
Reg, 3 for 25c, 3 Day Special, eclal C
ac
9c
BIG BATH TOWELS
Sub -standard, worth to 75c, Ea' n
49c
36-1nch CURTAIN NET
With lace edge, worth 35c, Tar
..23c
CRASH NAPKINS
uantity is limited, Eaeh
2x52 BREAKFAST CLOTH:
All with Colored Borders, Each..
FANCY PATTERNED FLANNE
3 Day Special, only Yard .. ,
c.