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A ROLLING STONE
;'=sniadian 'Writer of Frontier Fiction
Has Run the Gamut of
Experience,
A. W. de Herriee Smith is one of
'he sue or seven Canadian writers of
frontier notion who is making good;
that is to say he finds it profitable to
devoteeight hours a day in a down -
.own office in Edmonton turning out
thrillers ie which husky heroes of the
north rescue fur -clad damsels of ap-
propriate pulchritude from . the icy
clutches of predatory villains in a
No Man's Land somewhere under the
diel:.
AI;. Smith has run the gamutof
experience as colorful as that of many
f %fie characters he depicts. He is
frlsh, of course, with an Irishman's
sense of humor which he finds useful
'n getting characters out of tight eor-
tors as well as in extricating himself
:ram real life situations as tensely
,omplicated as any he has ever ere
ated for the edification of his readers.
Rolf Boldewood's stories of Aus-
raiian bushrangers were responsible
for young Smith's emigration from
Cork to the fascinating continent
down under, where, as he says, he
was at once signally honored by 'be-
ing appointed dead pig shifter in a
.laughter house. But you can't keep
a prospective writer of frontier fiction
down long.' The urge to greater
things is always in his bones. It is
his fate to sample life along the
fringes of civilization. He was suc-
cessively bartender, groom, stock -
rider, farmhand, ship's steward and
stevedore.
Shaking the dust of the baekblocks
from his feet Smith served before the
.nast in the Dutch East Indies and
.among the South Sea Islands. After
an informal tour of Egypt and Cey-
lon he landed in Vancouver with
three ebony elephants, a Cingalese
catamaran, and a profound faith in
he Canadian Government literature
which he had read in Australia.
When he had liquidated his tangible
assets all he bad left was his faith
n the aforesaid literature, which was
duly rewarded by several nights' tree
lodgings under the cedars in Stanley
Park. While contemplating the star-
ry grandeur of the Pleiades he con-
cluded that it was his patriotic dutj
to help' Canada along by boosting the
stock of the Canadian Pacific Rail-
way, and though he could not "spik
Italino" he nevertheless joined the
gang of navvies in the railway yards
.and helped to shift rails for a season
until he decided to promote himself
to logging at Capilano in the Canyon.
Wielding the pick and shovel In Ni-
cola Valley, hod -carrying in Calgary,
toiling oh a horse ranch in the -,foot-
hills brought him at last to home-
steading at Paddle river, north of
Edmonton.
WENT LENT SUNDAY LAWS.
Years Ago England Forbade. Frivolity
on the Sabbath.
Sunday holiday makers and trip-
pers will be interested to know that
a statutory law hi England, years ago
prohibited suet frivollty. The Act of
tinlformity, i5 v 2, requires:
All persons, except those dissent-
ing from the worship or doctrines of
the Church of England and usually
attending some place of worship not
belonging to the Church of England,
are, if they hays no lawful or reason-
able excuse for absence, to endeavor
to attend their parish church or ac-
customed chapel, or, if reasonably
prevented from so doing, some other
enlace where the divine seryice of the
Church of England is performed, all
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plmw§ puttanq other day ease 1
Rioa, iii;e a ,T? Itebt rs oly detys.,
and to abide there orderly aha sober-
ly during the time of common prayer,
preaching, or other divine service
there performed. Failure to observe
this law renders the offending "par-
ishioner or inhabitant of a pariah"
who is not legally exempt from at-
tendance
ttendance at divine service on Sundays
and holy days "liable in proceedings
taken against him in the ecclesiasti-
cal courts to be censured for the of-
fence, admonished as to his attend-
ance 1 nthe future, and to be con-
demned in the costs of the pro-
ceedings.
Oddities In Bank Vaults.
The heart of the late Stephen Ra -
ditch, the Croat leader, has been
found preserved in alcohol In the
strong room of a Croatian bank,
writes "Looker On," in the London
Daily Chronicle. Stranger things
things than, that, however, have fig -
tired as bank lodgments. 1; have
heard of the typewriter used by a
famous dramatist being lodged to his
crt?dit while he Went ona holiday,
Pets have also been brought to banks
for eafe keeping, and there is one
wealthy client of a Scottish company
who insists on placing her pet parrot
in the bank each summer. Valuable
stamp collections are also frequently
lodged, and there was a story recent-
ly of a United States bank which ac-
cepted
c-ccpted. a valuable pedigree cat and re-
turned it to the customer with inter-
est -in the form of a family of
kittens.
China Big Buyer In Italy.
Data published by the; General Fac-
ist Confederation', of Industries show
the growing importance of the Chi-
nese market to Italy, The most re-
cent information .available refers to
the import and export. trade `between
the two countries in 1927. In five
years thtr value of Italian exports to
China has almost trebled, rising from
x2,08$,000 in 1923 to $8,0$0,000 in
1927. During the same period Italian
imports from CIiiva rohe from '$7e
674,000 in 1923 to $10,031 000 els
1926, to to $6,865,000 In 19271,
with a balancer of $224,000 in Italyrs
ra Italy's leading export is arts-
.trial silk, followed at .a distance by
alr'•r and Cardboard, ,felt and straw
marble, tans, pigments and
N::...y, :nail and clanks,
1r'lon.'e:s In Aviation.
.4.? eery as 1912 Zeppelins were
r:rr passengerh over regular
.flitea in (4ermany
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WHAT HAPPENED SO FAR
Tont Bilbeck is the narrator, He
is a fat newspaper writer who drives
a tumble-down car he . calls Grand-
mother Page, • He is in love with
Maryella, his rival being Jim Coop-
er. The three are members of an am-
ateur dramatic group. Plans for a
play at the Old Soldiers' Horne are
under way. Grandmother Page has
engine trouble while Maryella is out
driving with Bilbeck, and Cooper,
passing in a big roadster, taunts him.,
After Maryella has left Bilbeck is able
to start his car again.
The amateur players are to give
Pygmalion and Galatea at the Old
Soldiers' Home. In their version Bil-
beck is to act as the statue, and Mary-
ella despairs when she discovers his,
bow legs. Mrs. Hemingway later
flatters Bilbeck and talks to him a-
bout the play. Bilbeck' pats her hand,
only to find a rough hand grasping
him by the shoulder and lifting hint
out of his seat.
The escape of prisoners from the.
local .penitentiary keeps Bilbeck busy
at his newspaper work, so that he
gets away from the dramatic group.
The players arrive at the Old Sol-
diers' Horne, being greeted royally
and meeting Pilk Henwether and
others.
The play at the Old Soldiers'
Home is interrupted because of a
fire, the players and veterans escape:
Riding away from the scene of the
ill-fated play in their costumes and
overcoats the group of players is held
up by two escaped convicts, one of
whom is captured by Bilbeck after a
struggle,
The captured thief is tied to a
chair at the Old Soldier's Home. Un-
able to leave the home as the car!
refuses to budge, the players must
stay there, and Mr. Hemmingway,
hearing this over the phone, says he
is corning right to the home—as he
is suspicious of his wife and Bilbeck.
Meanwhile the sheriff arrives.
Hemmingway arrives just when Bil-
beck is assisting Mrs. Hemmingway,
who has fainted, and of course thinks
the worst. Meanwhile a disturbance
is heard. in the cellar;4 and all in the
house rush down to it.
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He struck his forehead a sharp
blow with the palm of his hand.
"My heaven! To think I ant mar-
ried to you!"
Mrs. Idemmingway's eyes, usually
so placid, blazed „in response to his
anger.
"You needn't be any longer than
it takes r to get a divorce," she
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cl imed half -hysterical with anger.
"If
you're going to believe everything.
you hear we might as well separate
and get it over with."
Comrade Henwether and I were
observing the scene, he with apprais-
ing looks seeking `to read in their
faces what he missed in their speech-
es, and I with a chill horror at the.
serioi ness of their breach.
"I think she likes you best after.
all," vouchsafed Pilk. "He's a mite
better looking than you be, but you've
got a way withyou that goes with
the ladies, durned if you ain't."
Mrs. Hemmingway shrugged her
shoulders helplessly and started from.
the room. Mr. Hemmingway follow-
ed to the door, which she sammed
in his face.
I quickly gave up my intentions of
going up -stairs, which involved pass-
ing- through the living -room, and
went back to the basement instead,
convinced that safety lay in sticking
"Well, I'nz jiggered!" exclaimed the
sheriff. "There's a lot of life in that
old horse yet. I didn't suppose' he
could do that,"
"Is he frightened?" Mrs. Lillielove
asked. ,
"No, He's just lonesome. He ain't
used to being alone at night, and I
suppose he was going to look for me."
The inference was that either the
sheriff slept in the stable with the
horse or the horse slept in the house
with the sheriff. At any rate I had
an explanation of the ghostly sounds
which had awakened me from my
doze when I started on my ill-fated
expedition down -stairs which had cul-
urinated in the sensational mix-up
with the Heinrningways.
While the sheriff and some of the
others recaptured the horse and tied
hint to •a ring in the stone wall, I
went bach to tine main floor, I want -
'ed to be alone and think,
As 1 came up from the basement
to the living• -room which was now
beginning to get light with .the first'
chill dawn of winter Morning, 1 no-
ticed Mr. and Mrs, Hemrningway in
.eager conversation. Apparently they
were approaching some sort of ne-
gotiations for Peace -because they
were standing together and once or
twice he made as if to take her in
his arm s,
Far be it fr.oin inc to interrupt any
reconciliation between the Herrrnting
ways, There and there only lay my
hope of retaining my job and inciden-
tally the respect of the community:
l.was carefully tip -toeing across the
living -room "'to the door which led
to the stairway., perfectly willing to
have My lrrogreti unnoted, •wheu 1
was arrested, nay frozen in my tracks
by the piercing voice, of Pilk I3en-
wetiter cautiously subdued to a 'long
shorernan's hail,
"Hey, Mr, Bilbeck!" he called. "1
want to warn. you, There's a feller
here trying to steal y'ottr- girl away
from you» -the pretty blond, one that
was making eyes at you last night."
Mr. and . Mrs, Ifennnnigway, who.
bad reached the sobbing -on -shoulder
stage o ftheir reconciliation, now se-
parated suddenly as if a shell .fad
exploded between them.
"Sol" the husband shouted, his an-
ger at white heat once more, "My
suspicions were true atter all!' Yon:
made such a fool of yourself that ev-
erybody noticed it, And to think that
you would try to lure me back by
soft words! "You vampire!
dotted: the lake, and near the shore
some boys were rigging up an ice-
boat. " One of them was up on the
mast threading a halyard' through a
pulley block. I remember when I
had done that sort " of thing on my
first ice -boat.
I sighed, I could never do it ag`
gain -not with my Weight!
Breakfast was announced. I went
down, fully but not ornamentally
clothed.
• The only one of our party who
spoke to me was Jim Cooper. Mrs.
Lillielove looked as if she were go-
ing to, but suild'ei 1y she blushed and
lowered her eyes to her plate with--
out
ith=out saying anything. •
"Goodmorning," iro assured'
reg; Jme
cheerfully. "Isn't this a fine day?"
He rubbed his 'hands gleefully, as ir
he had done it himself and expected
to be complimented for his skill.
"Yes," I mumbled, hurt and puz-
zled to find myself an outcast in rimy
own circle.
Later I discovered that Comrade
Henwether had been doing a tray•
ellogue on my prowess as a lady-
killer, which had been interrupted., by
my arrival.
Mrs. Henuningway's eyes were red
from weeping. Poor woman, s"he had
not had any sleep at all, 'I judged.
"Are you really in love with Mrs. Hemmingway?
it,ttentions honorable?"
to the crowd.
!Her husband at staring moodily at
We went back . to bed later for a his plate, but ate very little.
morning nap. When they woke :me
up next time—this was. for breakfast
-I refused to arise until I was pro-
vided with some clothes. • _
It was all very well to prowl a-
round in white tights at night when
I was hunting ghosts, but it would
look rather silly to appear in them
in:broad daylight going about the
ordinary business of life, such as eat-
ing soft boiled eggs or bringing in'.
an armful of wood.
Unfortunately I am a larger Titan
than most of the veterans. I tried
.on several pair of trousers without
finding any that •I would dare trust.
'We had just about given it up as a
bad job when some one suggested
that Comrade Dreyenfurth was very
nearly my size.
His other pants were commandeer-
ed. 1 have mentioned I believe, that
Abel Dreycnfurth's west leg had been
wilfully missing since Antietam. For.
that reason the Dreyenfurth trousers
last twice as long as most men's. He
uses the material in the extra leg to
reinforce the seat.
For that reason they did not give
me all the protection I could have
wished, They were likethefirst in-
tallment of a magazine serial—good
as far as they went, but tantalizing.
Still they were better than noth-
ing, so I got up.
The sun was bright. and dazzling.
7: went . to the window to look out.,
What a beautiful world it was! Tons
of snow had been carelessly tossed
over the reap with the lavish hand
cif -an inconceivable giant. In some
places were grateful drifts as high
as a man, and against a sited in the
yard was piled up even with the roof.
Tt had been a tremnenclous storm.
lusidc we had not realised the''amount
of snow ,that had fallen. •
City people 'never know what a
snowstorm is like, It falls ornstrcets
that are shovelled clear almost as fast
as it comes down; and the little patch-
es that remain are almost immediate-
ly soiled with tracks acid the soot of
countless chimneys. But out in the
open it is different. There you can
get an idea. of the way the Lord in-
tended the world to look in the win-.
ter time.
Strangely enough the lake, which
lay peacefully crystallized at the foot
of the hill where the I-Totne stood,
'was comparatively free from snow.
The wind had swept its glistening
surface clear, and it lay a. clear black
blot on a white universe.
,Fere and there fishing shanties
Maryella and Mrs. Lillielove con-
versed with painful animation about
crochet stitches and new fashions.
After breakfast Jim Cooper got me
one . side.
"Are .you jeally in love with Mrs.
Hemmingway?" he' demanded, fixing
my eye with a:look that demanded ail
honest reply. "Are your intentions
honorable?"
"Of course I'm not in love with
her!" I replied with .bitter emphasis.
"And 1 haven't any 'intentions."
"It's all for the best, then. You and
I must reconcile them," '
I started away -hastily.
"Not on your life. I haven't any
skin op niy shins now just because
I mixed in trying to help Mrs. Hem-
i
rninway, You do the reconciling, You
fix it op and get ill the credit!"
will," he declared confidently.
"1 eau do it, And all .I ask is a lit-
tle thanks,"
That's the way with Jinx. He's one
of the best little fixers I know. He
is" always eager to make some one
happy. Whatever happens he like to
feel that he is the man who mended
the mainspring.
And .he, likes to be thanked;` too.
Half a dozen thanks, and Jim will
go without -his breakfast any day . It's
a vice with him. He has to be thank-
ed for something about, every so of-
ten, or he gets terribly depressed and
thinks that he is not .much use to
the world.
In 'an Anglo-Saxon coirimunity a
confirmed . thankomaniac is continu-
ally getting hurt. Since I haveve learn-
ed
of his habit, I always thank him
every time 1 see/him, even if I can't
think of anything he has done. It
saves a lot of trouble.
So Jim agreed to fix up between
the Hemmingways. With elaborate
formality he invited there into a small'
room off from the living -loom which
served' as an office for .Colonel Stew-
art, They followed him wonderingly,
and a he closed the door.
Jim . was back again even sooner
that I expected. What chance had
a lad of his slender build against an
exasperated man as large as .Hein-
niingway. He picked himself .up from
the .rug where he had landed and: re-
moved the cane chair seat which was
around his neck.
"I suppose it's all for the best," he
observed.
"What?" I asked, without enthus-
iasm.
"Well,. I had , to agree that you
would marry Mrs. Hemmingway," he
explained painstakingly. "I; tried to
make him see different, but he in-
sisted. You ought to be glad, Tom.
She's a very sweet woman and will
make a fine, wife."
"You agreed' that I would marry
her?" I demanded. "What in the
name :of.. Mike have you got to say
about it?" -
"Well, he explained. "I lethim
think that you had sent me to patch
it up. Maybe I did wrong, but I
thought it was all for the best,"
"Oh, Isee.e What difference'did it
make, after all? One tangle more did
not make it much worse.
"People don't seem to appreciate it
when a man goes out of his way to do
thein a favor," he observed with mar-
tyrlike resignation.
"Pardon me," I said mechanically.
"Didn't I thank you? I certainly am
much obliged for your good inten-
tions."
"It was nothing at all, Tom. . I'd do
it again for you any day. Whenever
you get in a tight hole send for me.
I'm always willing -to help. A little
thanks is all the pay 1 want."
Inmiensely cheered, he left me. It
was all for the best -I had located a
paper weight to throw at hiin if lie
offered to do anything more for me.
1 picked up an old magazine' and
tried to read. The story I started
proved to be a serial. I asked Com-
rade Dreyenfurth, who happened
through, if they had a Copy of the
number containing the next install-
ment.
"No," he replied with aggravated
bitterness, "We get all our magazines
Thursday, Febrtrrary 27th, 1930
from people who send 'em to as after
they get through reading 'em. And
nobody ever sent as a complete set
yet. 'I gave up trying to read the.
serials five years ago."
"I can tell you what happens in the,
November number," offered Mrs. 1E,,il-•
lielove, who had seated 'herself near
and had overheard the conversation.
1 read nearly all the magazines that
come out:. It•'s terribly exciting when,
you get six or seven heroines in tight,
places all at once."
(Continued Next Week)
Sorban; I,*eeps You Yonne
Smiling keeps the face looking -
young, to one beauty spe-
cialist; maintaining an air of cool serve le apt to cause double chills.
Swordfish.
Swordfish is now regarded am at.
reed 4eileacy.
West Indies Fruit for Cantina.
Canada will become a great mar-
ket for the fruits of the West In-
dies, said Wilfred S. Lawson, of the
Department of Justice, in the course,
of au address to children recently at
the Natio%al Museum, Ottawa. ' Mr..
Lawson took the children on an imag-
inary
maginaty steamship cruise to the West
Indies and old Pai1ama, destroyed by
Pirate Morgan in 1671, He showed,
ahem beautiful la_ ern 'slides of the
old cathedral tower, the only bit of
the city now remaining, the walls of
which are fii'teen,sfeet thick, Canada
rias"no such ruins 10 attract tourists,
to h -. amships, motels
and national parks, only such thhtge'
as tthe'toteilik poles, Most of wnieh, he
suet, tree .nevi rutting and, neglected.
on our 1 ac.u., ccast. Not' beim; of
stone, this art d:sai: pears tepidly.
The pictures c't women carrying.
mads. on their hoads while the men.,
tele donkeys amused the children, as'
did many other scenes and customs
in the West Indies. Places 01 historic-
interest
istoricinterest a3 wail as many beautiful:
bits Li scenery wereexplained to the
,°.hild reel.
'ter Ships.
A little instrument thousands oi!-
t.mues more sensitive than the human
tar inay:be the -means of saving many
unman lives and a great deal of the
ex,iense• of shippii, - delays caused by
1:
is a fog navigating compass and.
sound iniltc:ator, resembling
tu:e of wireless receiver and X-ray
apparatus. Recent tests were highly
"ti ccesnCul.
By tneins of a faint whistle on the
oee]t.•r and pin points of light on a.
screen, the instrument indicates the
direction, distance, and charaeteris-
les of fog signals.
It is also claimed that the appar-
atus can be carried in airplanes, be
used for locating d:stznt; gunfire, and
for detecting raiding airplanes. Whelk
Used in conjunction with a sound ray
it will show the contour of the sea-
bed and locate sunken ships.
Lifeb ht to Ake 'Pianos.
The world's fastest and largest
lifeboat, built for the Royal National
Lifeboat Institution, was launched
from Messrs. John I. Thornycroft &
Co.'s yard at Ifampton-on-Thames, in.
England.
She is the first lifeboat to be spe-
cially built to help airplanes coming.
down at sea. She. will have a• speed
of about 18 knots and will be star
toned at Dover.
World Grain Exhibition.
.Regina in 1932 will be the scene
of a world grain exhibition which will
be sof historic importance, •aid in
which sixty cow:Arles will take part.
The executive committee now work-
ing out the plans look foran.attend-
ance r. 500,000 people.
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