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OR. ROBT. C. REDMOND
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Ontario College of Physicians and
Surgeons.
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Josephine Street. Phone 29
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Office over John Galbraith's Store.
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Office Adjoining residence next to
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,A NG E -FRINGED TOWN
t':1;ltANIARXBO, DUTCH itari ?INA,
C01'.ORFlllta,
Colony Was Exchanged With 1 olland
for New Netherlands (New York)
In ,1667—Has a Polyglot Poi uhi-
tionLabor Shortage.
The three Gutanas, British, Dutch,
and French, are said to be the oldest
known coasts of the American con-
tinent, as Columbus first sighted
these low regions when he discovered
the island of Trinidad and the penin-
sula, of Perla, in 1498, says a writer
an he Christian 'Science Monitor. In.
buccaneer days this corner of South
finierica lured the swashbuckling
"brethren of the coasts" in search of
the fabled El Dorado, and many stor-
ies of hidden treasure. persist.
It was not, however, the lure of
gold, but the prospect of three crops
year, that made the Pilgrim Path-
rs consider the fertile fields at the
iq,.;uth of the broad Surinam river—
.hen held by the English—as a spot
advantageous to the rearing of theii
xray commonwealth; and its repu,a-
ion was so wide that, in 1667, whea
this colony was exchanged with Hol-
land for New Netherlands or New
York, some Englishmen still thought
that the Dutch were getting the bet-
ter of the bargain. To -day it takes
considerable imagination to believe
that sleepy old Paramaribo was ever
weighed in the balance with mighty.
Manhattan.
Since the slaves were freed, the
chief problem is labor. Coolies, Java-
ue30, British Indians, Chinese, have
been imported, but not nearly
enough. Capitalists left the country.
Out of the large number of planta-
tions of slave days there are only a
dozen left, along the lower part c
the river.
Of inodern< conveniences, electric-
ity, sewerage, pavements, there is no
sign at Paramaribo. The "railroad,'
a few miles of track to the former
gold fields, is run once a week, just
to keep the equiprnant in trim.
In the fierce noonday sun the chalk -
white streets are utterly deserted and
every shutter is closed; but in the
morning hours the main thorough-
fare is full of color. Then all its ba-
zaars are wide open, proprietors sit-
ting on the step to invite trade, while
the polyglot population saunters out
for the day's activities. Starched
Cotto-Missies in immaculate gingham
carry huge baskets on their heads,
purchasing kitchen supplies for their
white mistresses—mango, pineapple,
pawpaws, sappotillas, breadfruit, avo-
cado and other delicious edibles.
These good-natured black mammies
are excellent cooks and serve most
cheerfully at a wage of $10 a month.
The demure Hindu women tread
the dust in bare feet, clinking their
many metal anklets and bracelets. A
stud of bright -colored stones in a
nostril proclaims the married state of.
a lady. Nakad little children trail
their mothers, but never cry.
The slender Javanese women, with
shining black hair full of ornaments,
carry their children on one hip In
their slendang or shawl suspended
from one shoulder. A lordly husband
in gorgeous raaeng leads the way,
prodding the donkey.
When a baud of Djoekas is in town
for a holiday, they always walk sin-
gle file, as they do in the woods.
These Busts -Negroes are the descen-
dants of African slaves that escaped
to the jungle in the early days to
live in much the same manner as
their forebears on the Gold Coast.
t, s, thee. h vp bgi�,lt their i small vin-
�:a,.ui-t tui clue tits,
A mn_cu;dcent sight to We them in
thein caaz.es on the river, rhythm of
strong ebony shoulders straining at
the paddles. The canoes, hollowed -
out trees, are fine specimens, often
Leautifuily carved.
ni.Also their house-
hold implements and sometimes the
whole front wall of a dwelling show
ingenious carving. The snake, or
"long man" as it is called in "taki-
taki," always forms part of the de-
sign. The Christian cross, too, ap-
pears often, .amid a variety of
heathen emblems,
Tse jungle abounds with the most
aristocratic of woods, and the most
enterprising of the Djoekas have
learned to know mahogany, purple -
wood or greenheart, which they fell
and float down the river in rafts.
The kinky heads . of the Djoekas
are braided in most intricate design,
simulating a pineapple, each section
With its wiry pigtail, topped by a bit
of bright worsted, a safety pin or
what have you. The women, often
tattooed, swathe themselves in color-
ful ekirtsi Solnptiimes in flour or
'+er out in the jungle, along the riv-
S. A. J. & A. W. IRWIN
DENTISTS
Office MacDonald block, Winghatn
r
A. J. WALKER
ITURE ANIS .PUNEj:2AL
SI+..RVICE
A. j. Waiket
eased Amoral Director and
Einbalmer,
Office Phone 106. Res.; Phone 224.
Latest I.,imousine Funeral Coach,
sugar s-acilii. These friendly scare
erdws otter b.tinosphere to Paramari-
bo, but ou# in the Wilds they have
nothing of he rirltculous.
'T'heu there are still flie Carib In-
dians, who live meetly in the uplands
or savannahs, and Who keep theta
-
selves 'smite aloof from the rest of
the world, quietly itu1tivatiot, their
caassave fields, knitting hammocksfo"r'
their own use front homespun fibre
and .weaving; beautiful basketsr One
seldom secs an Indian ,le tiiWh, but
you can meet t them en the rivers,'
where they shear the 6sh 'from theft.
eai.Uoi'H; withhoax, atuct- arrow while the
'nom an 1100clle*s t'.ite paddle.'
These are the 'I 0,000 pepple that
:;.n oar alieg'iaucr. to Queen Wilhol
u.ien of the Netherlands.- ''There is
u. a misiakc about their being 'Dutch
.ail Jc els, and on the Queen's birtha
.J;ty, Ananst 31, Patrainarilyo swarms
with these lilt,,,:," f.;tia, who come from
near to c,.' brate and to sing
0f Glu ,tart and country. Even
1-e Da, kas ruarell in solemn parade,
"•1n, or "geamnnans," in full
stt•.h solid chains around their
c tri g ing: silver canes, ernbieins
'' t on few European planters,
i, .r,ulation consists of the
t n', c,, neral, with his miniature.
r. t is i rls and their ladies,
very white, very exeltI-
..:+� ,rre"c, is coifortable enough
,t erne, fines many wistful .faces,
t:,1 vahW'v's hush when they 'speak
1 0.,ut the 0601, elcan northlands.
WINCaHAIlll ADYA.NCEKTINI S
Thursday, February 20th, 193.0'
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J
WFIAT HAPPENED SO FAR
Tont Bilbeck is the narrator. ' He
is a fat newspaper writer who drives
a tumble-down car he: calls Grand-
mother Page. He is in love with
Maryella, his rival being Jim Coop-
er. The three are members of an am-
ateur dramatic group. Plans for a
play at the 'Old Soldiers' Home are
under way. Grandmother Page has
engine -trouble while Maryella is out
driving with Bilbeck, and Cooper,
passing in a big roadster, taunts him.
After Maryella has left Bilbeck is able
to start his car again,
The amateur players are to give
Pygmalion and Galatea at the Old
Soldiers' Home. In their version Bit
beck is to act as the statue, and Mary
ells despairs when she discovers his
bow legs. Mrs. Hemingway later
flatters .Bilbeck and talks to hini a-
bout the play. Bilbeck' pats her hand,
only to find a rough hand grasping
him by the shoulder and lifting him
out of his seat,
The escape of prisoners from the
local penitentiary keeps Bilbeck busy
at his newspaper work, so that he
gets away from the dramatic group,
The players arrive at the Old Sol-
diers' Home, being greeted royally
and meeting Pilk Henwether and
others.
• The play at the Old Soldiers'
Home is interrupted because of a
fire; the players and veterans escape,
Riding away from the scene of the
ill-fated play in their costumes and
overcoats the group of players is held
up by two escaped convicts, one of
whom is captured by Bilbeck after a
struggle. .
The captured thief is tied to 'a
chair at the Old Soldier's Horne. Un-
able to leave the home as the car
refuses to budge, the players must
stay there, and Mr. Heniiniingway,
hearing this over the phone, says he
is corning right to the home—as- he
is suspicious of 'his wife and Bilbeck.
Meanwhile the sheriff arrives.
He stopped in amazement as he
saw our group.
"You've got a lot of t>risoners ain"t
,
you?" he commented.
"These aren't all prisoners," the
colonel explained hastily. "There's
only one."
He led the way to Bill who, trussed
up in his chair, had fallen alseep
peacefully.
The entire T ituation was explained
to the sheriff while he peeled off a
layer or two of clothing and revealed
himself as a small old man, with wa-
tery blue eyes and considerable foli-
age in the front of his face. His beard
was white, except where it was stain-
ed with tobacco -juice.
"If you don't mind," said the cher-
ift, "we won't go back until morning.
It's storming so bard out now that
I doubt if we could get through. I'll
just put my Horse in the stable."
"You can't," said the colonel. "Tire
stable is burnt up."
A compromise was effected by
quartering the horse in the cellar. As
it happened, there was an outside run-
way leading to the basement, down.
which supplies were usually wheeled
in trucks. After considerable person-
sion the horse was induced to ne-
eiti t •
!country's ex -defenders began to fray
my temper. What right had every-
body to sleep while, 1 struggled in
vain to woo Morpheus?
I, might have become accustomed
to :a regular snore, but there was one
—Comrade Pilk Henwether, for a dol-
lar --who gurgled in his sleep. The
exasperating part about it was that
he didn't do it all the time. Only oc-
casionally above the diapason of his
fellows came this unearthly gurgle;
as if dishwater were disappearing
down a sink.
I
tried to calculate the interval be-
tween explosions and finally thought
I had him timed to twenty-eight sec-
onds. Then he fooled me by missing
on one cylinder and remaining quiet a
full animate. It was almost a relief
when he burst -forth. again.
Something had disarranged . his
timer, for he became erratic from
now on, sometimes firing twice . in
succession and sometimes failing me
for two and three revolutions at a
time. His compression was wonder-
ful. The trouble was in his spark,
At last my brain grew curdled with
futile exasper=ation. I may have doz-
ed, or possibly 1 had a'fever deleriuni.
I. don't know. Anyway, it was not
la refreshing sleep that cane to me
anti: it was crowded with nightmares.
Y
the lamp was. In the absence of :a
couch I could put her/ on that.
I hada nearly reached it when the
outer door was fitting violently open,
admitting a swirl: of flying flakes.
With them came a gentleman who
strode in unannounced. He was wear-
ing a derby hat tied onto his head
with a muffler and was.otherwise in-
effectually bundled agaiins tthe storm
in a black broadcloth. overcoat with
the collar turned up. .On his feet.
were a pair of snowshoes,
"Good Heavens!" I exclaimed.
"Who are you?";
°John Hemmingway, confound you!
be' growled, stepping toward inc: with
upraised fist and tripping over his
own snowshoes, which he had forgot-
ten he had on.
That gave inc a second 'to place
my burden on the long table before
he could reach me. Just in time '.I
straightened up to find myself:in his
grasp.
We wrestled back and forth sil-
ently. Twice he kicked vie in : my
bruised shin with his snowshoes. The
only way'I could; prevent a repitition
of those tactics was to stand on the
broad webbing of the shoes myself.
As 1 neighed something ` over two
hundred and effectually anchored him
to the floor.
� %;t:
ti_T'ne outer door was flung violently. open, admitting a swirl of flying.
flakes. With them came a gentleman,
•1,
Suddenly 1 .opened my eyes and While we stood embracing one an- through a skylight.'
I don't know what might have hap,
pealed further between us had we nett
been separated by a willing assort-
ment of half-dressed old gentlemen.
"Stop this racket!" shouted the
sheriff, displaying his star conspic-
uously. "I represent the law and or-
der around here a>,nd I'm going to
have peace!"
I was dragging off from Hemming;
way's snowshoes.. We stood glaring
at one another. It is impossible to
instantly forget. a ringing blow on the
ear, I find, even: if it is delivered b
Y
a very good -friend. On his side I sup-
pose that his resentment toward me
was at least partially justified by ap-
pearances. It was hard to think of
those things just then, however, and
as a matter of fact, I .didn't.
"Good morning, Mr. Hemming -
way,"
greeted Jim Cooper, arriving.
in what I thought at first was an ab-
breviated sleeping -garment, but which
I later discovered was his Greek tun-
ic. "Glad you got here at last. Why
—what the detice—?"
His glance had rested on the pros-
trate form of Mrs. Hemmingway.
"Mrs. Hemmingway `fainted," I ex-
plained.
''Oh, I' see;" he considered thought-
fully.
fully. "I suppose it's all for - the best.
I imagine that is the only way any
one could get any rest in this insti
tution,"
Evidently Jini had noticed the
shoring too.
Mrs.: Henmingway opened hei
beautiful blue eyes.
"Oh, john!" she exclaimed joyful
ly as she recognized herr husband ev
en in a derby hat and snowshoes.
He made no move_ to respond to
the entreaty in her voice.
"Why; what's the tnatter?" she
pleaded.
"You know very well," he return-
ed ,savagely, "When I arrived I
found you in -Tom Bilbeck's arms."
"Mc?"' she said interrogatively.
'Impossible. It must have been
Maryella you saw."
"It was. not," hastily disclaimed a
oice in the rear of the group.
My heart sank. I was in hopes that
I would be spared ,Maryella's parti-
ipation in this scene.
"I don't know what happened,"
Irs. Heni.mingway went an, slightly
ewiidered, "hut I'm sure that I can
xplain everything."
While we were -talking the floor
renibled violently and there was a
nuffled crash beneath us. Soon fol -
owed a prolonged breaking of glass
s if a brick chimney had fallen
c
b
e
1
a
listened intently to a new sound that other in a deadlock a low moan es -
had been 'beating against my car- caped' the lips of Mrs. Hemiiiingway,
drums for several minutes during my l 'Hadn't you better take care of your
doze. A series of irregular tappings, .wife?" I panted, apprehensive lest she
accompanied by a low::moaning, be- roll off the table.
came audible above, the steady roar "You seem to be able and willing
of the storm., My relaxed nerves be- to do that," he hissed vindictively,.
cane alert once more, "You home -wrecker!
What was it? "You're mistaken," I returned hest -
The irregular thumping was re ily, . •
peated. It sounded far away, and yet "Of course, .he sneered. "1 didn't
strangely near, as if it might be in wall: in just now and find her in
the walls of the building. Was it a your' arms at four o'clock in the mor -
spirit rapping? ningl In only thought it was you
I had never believed in such things, In reality it was some one else and
but then I had never had proof of yott were up in your own room' fest
any kind to convince me. One hair- asleep!" .
raising supernatural incident will' To emphasize -his remarks h haul -
make
1 e c 1
make a spiritualist of anybody, ed off with his right arm, which I
A sudden sound of some one had carelessly allowed to'escape me,
strangling made me sit up in bed. and belted me • energetically on the -
This last was in the room, so I son ear.
decided that it was my friend, the
eccentric snorer, who. quite by acci-
dent had hit upon a new specialty.
But the thumpings and moanings
continued. I threw off the covers
and got out of bed, determined to
investigate. I had no matches—there
were no pockets in my tights; but I
g 'a c this and was tied m one of the felt my way to the door, barking my
small storerooms below: shins only once on an iron Cot
That clone, the colonel assigned us Faintly came a cry ,for Help.
quarters for the night. Fortunately,. I made haste. I ani a chivalrous
there were enough vacant rooms 00 fool; no one ever yells for assistance
that each of the ladies could have an without getting it from ire, I rush',
apartment, while we men were bill- in blindly where even angels would
etecl on cots in the general dormitory, pause to put on goloshes.
Where most of the veterans slept. I stumbled down the :stairs. Carne
again 'the faint cry:
CHAPTER VIII
"Help!"
"Help!"
It was Mrs, Heiiimingway'S voice.
Mrs, . J-hniin i1.,way refused to re I peered in itt the door of 'the grout
tire until her Husband carie., l' .offer- living -r0 011, ;which was faintly ilium -
ed to sit tip with her, but she declin- mated by a single Oil -lamp on the
ed vehemently. table -the electric current was sup -
"You know that Jciltit would think plied only until one o'clock, ,1 dime, -
if he ((mull pal ;itld nice sitting up eyed' later. The room was chill with
alone Together,', she explained, the penetrating , cold of a winter's
T atgreccl With her heartily, so we itloYnitit, when the fires have reached
fixed a. gond Warm'fir1 its the St() el: their lowest ebb.
and :left lien alone 10 ,welcome 11cr' Mrs. I1 tniiiini.;•waty was walking up
spouse. It would be only a few hours and down frantically screaming.
until morning, anddid not bother ":Flelp!" every time the thuiiiping and
ti, undress, but threw myself exhaust-; moaning 'would 'reoccur,
tier, on my cot. Suddenly she saw me as I advaitc-
I diel not sleep, however. 'rhe cd out of the d'arkness. As she slid
storm otttsidc; 'was '.making 'a 001nt1n- <in <tininet inarticulate cry of desper-
ate fear escaped her lips and she
pitched fot•tvard,
I jumped quickly enough to catch
her, She. had fainted.
uotts racket around the eaves and
corners of the building that, nearly
drowned the chromatic • sitcii•es of the
veterans.
The excitement of the evening atilt
kept my blood rat."rug and my iuives for it place to deposit her at full
at high tension, I listened for tits length I became aware of a new
opening of the door which would; in- sound, a rapping at the front door.
dicattc that Mr. I;iernniingway had ar- 1 was too busy to bottler about it
rived, then, I picked up Mrs. Hemmi gway
The iniorotrs slurnbers of our bodily and started kr the table where
While l looked around anxiously
CHAPTER IX
The Gay. Deceiver
Conjecture Was superfluous. The
disturbance was in the basement. We
piled down by the inside stairway,
Some one had been thoughtful en-
ough to bring the lamp from the ta-
ble. By its light we discovered a
wreck that impoverishes description.
The post to, which we had tied,,
the sheriff's horse had been torn out
bodily and a tier of shelves contain-
ing several hundred glass jars of
fruit which was supported by the post
had collapsed and slid its burden to
the cement floor.
The horse, whinnying continually
to himself, had retreated to a corner
of the basement followed by the tip -
rooted post.
(Continued Next Week)
Here and (here
(•17U)
It is reported that coal deposita:
in Ccutrai British Columbia at.
'i'elkwa and Copper River, recently
discovered. amount to 460,000,000
tows of bituminous coal.
Arnie Pallson, national librarian,
of . Iceland,the oldest surviving;
democracy where the thousandth,
anniversary of the first Parliament
in the world will be held next Junes
arrived at Saint John on board S.S.
Minnedosa, recently, with a view tot
visiting Canadian Icelanders. A.
Canadian Pacific ship will carry-
visitors
arryvisitors to the great world gather-.
nag in Teland.
A special train, a University on:
Wheels, is operating from Moose
Jaw early in February and ending;
at Saskatoon March 15. 'It con-
sists of twoseed. cleaningcars with,
lecture ear and is bringing to Larne--
ers in out-of-the-way districts int
the west the very latest in agricul-
tural methods. The lecture car
in charge of officials of the Field;
Crops Branch of the Saskatchewan..,
Department of Agriculture. The•
train is travelling over Canadian.
Pacific lines, with which company
the department is co-operating.
Entries continue to pour into Vic
toria for the second annual
press Hotel midwinter golf tourna-.
went over scenic Colwood course,
February 17-22, Lor the E. W.
Beatty Trophy and a long list of'
silver cups. ' With the new Club.
House at Colwoodslated to open
shortly, a heavy entry list is ex-
pected for this popular tourney
which is attracting golfers from all.
over the. United States and Canada,
The Quebec Winter Sports Asso-
ciation has decided to hang rip cash
awards for the winners of the Ice -
Canoe Race slated to be held Feb-
ruary 23. • Canoeists will leave.
Levis with their ice canoes, make.
their way across the River St. Law-
rence to Quebec, take a bag aboard
under the shadow of historic Cha-
teau Frontenac, and then negotiate;
the half -mile stretch that separates.
the two cities.
"By careful selection of the char-
acter of colonists we can place in
Canada we help in the development
of the Dominion," Col. J. S. )5eunis,.
former chief commissioner of Col-
onization and Development, Cana-
dian Pacific Railway, and now act -
Ing in an advisory capacity to the
department, said on sailing from
Saint John recently on a trip of in-
spection to Great Britain' and Eur-
ope. He will discuss certain
agreements between the British
Government and the C. P. R. re-
garding movement and placing- of
British colonists in Canada.
Canadians drink nearly 100 per
cent. more milk than they did in
1921. The per capita consumption
is about one pint per day, or 470.8-
pounds, per year, compared with
about one-half pint per head of
population in 1921. The milk con-
sumption in the United States is
about 458 pounds per capita per
year or less than a pint per day
per person.. Canadians eat more
butter than the people of any other
country in the world -29.31 pounds
per capita per annum -an increase
from 25.79 pounds since 1921. Their
appetite for ice cream has increased
from 5.211 pints in 1921 tit 7.04 pints
in 1928, and the per capita con-
sumption of cheese has risen from
2.51 pounds in 1921 to 3.54 pounds.
Cutting the Cackle
Besides the guestof,honor, the one.
ly speaker was' the local commander,
George K The remarks of
both gentlemen were brief, as the
evening was' set aside primarily for
enjoyment.
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