The Seaforth News, 1946-03-07, Page 8VOICE OF THE
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TOO LOW FOR THEM
Trying to collect a $28 rent bill,
' a Philadelphia landlord seized a
soldier's artificial foot. We under-
stand the Society for Stealing Pen-
nies from Blind Men has unani-
mously blackballed him for mem-
bership. — Windsor Star.
ISN'T IT A FACT?
There will always be economic
turmoil so longus so many persons
want to do something for a living
that doesn't involve work, says a
wise contemporary.
— St, Thomas Times -Journal.
ONLY ONE EXCEPTION
A new plastic is only one two -
millionth .of an inch thick, and is
said to be the thinnest thing ever
made by man — barring some of
his excuses, of course.
— Ottawa Citizen.
MUST BE MAGICIAN
In the good old days a man who
saved money was considered a
miser. Nowadays anyone who can
save money is looked upon as a
magician, — Kitchener Record.
LUCKY TURKEY
A new machine will pluck a tur-
key in 30 seconds. But the turkey
and the tax payer differ because the
turkey has to take it only once.
— Port Arthur News -Chronicle.
DIDN'T DARE, PERHAPS
Sherman said that war was hell,
but it is to be regretted that he
never gave his frank opinion of
peace.
— Peterborough Examiner,
THINK IT OVER
Even though it's still hard to get
enough meat and butter, says Uncle
Mat, just think how much harder
it would have been to Learn Japan-
ese,
— The Wall Street Journal.
BAD INVENTIONS
Modern version, for the atomic
age: The road to Hell is paved with
bad inventions.
— Edmonton Journal
THE SPORTING THING
"I'm Lonesome!"
Never Say Die
"Excuse me, sir," said a shabby
caller at a newspaper office, 'are
you satisfied with the amount of
your present life insurance?"
"Yes," replied the manager,
shortly.
"Could 1 interest you in a mor-
occo -bound edition of the works of
Thackeray?"
"You could not."
"Would you invest in a good
second-hand cornet if you could
get it cheap?"
"Not"
"Just sol Would an offer to
supply you tvith first-class import-
ed Havana cigars at two pounds
a hundred appeal to you?"
"Not a bits"
"That being the case," said the
caller, "would you be willing to
buy a penny tin of shoe polish just
tr get rid of me?"
"Great Scott! Yes,"
"Thanks! Good dayl"
In Hades
After a busy life, an old-time
American died. The first thing
he knew, a butler in another world
was showing him a palatial guest
room, saying, "This, sir, is your
suite. The only rule here is: You
ring anci I bring. Just press that
button and 1 will provide whatever
your heart desires."
About a month later, the Ameri-
can sat in his easy chair surround-
ed by eigd-s, decanters, fishing rods,
radio, and all else that a man
could wish, The butler appeared:
"Here, you: I want something to
do, 1 want work."
"Sorry, sir but work is the only
thing we do cit 'provide here."
"What! If 1 cant have work, 1
would unit as soon be in Hades."
"lint, silk" replied the butler.
"where did you think you were?"
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Two Drills now working
from the Ice. Wilwood ad-
joins Aquarius and Gold -
hawk in the Night Hawk
Lake. area of East Porcupine,
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY STREET, TORONTO.
Charles Le, Laic
Issued Capital — 910,651 Shares
This property is in the Little
Long Lac Camp some 770 miles
north-east of Port Arthur,
The Charles Long Lac is. locat-
ed a short distance north of the
Little Long Lac Mine; its ad-
joining neighbors are Nordarnd
(controlled by Northern Canada
Mines), Lafayette and Mar
9uette.
It is reported that Charles Long
Lac are arranging a diamond
drilling contract, and that work
will be underway within 30
days. '
In view of the favorable geolo-
gical conditions disclosed from
recent diamond drilling by Mar-
quette and Lafayette, this work
is regarded with great interest
and expectation.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST., TORONTO
Lafayette
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An excellent prospect, in our
opinion. It has good neigh-
bors, Charles Long Lac and
Marquette Long Lac. Fa-
vorable drilling results on
Charles Long Lac would
mean much to Lafayette.
Recent Geological disclos-
ures indicate that Lafayette
ground has most 'favorable •-tlilk
geological conditions.
Lafayette owns a very sub-
stantial holding of shares in
Marquette Long Lac.
To sum up — AN EXCEL-
LENT PROSPECT.
Map on Request
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY STREET, TORONTO
TOVARICH-
LARDER
Located in Hearst, McViltie
and McElroy Townships, in
two closely adjoining groups,
totalling over 800 acres.
The East boundary of the
Tovarich properties is less
than a mile West of the.
Town of Larder Lake. Dia-
mond Drilling proceeds; —
and will be going on for
some months.
Latest word indicates that
favorable Porphyry has al-
ready been encountered. Im-
portant values may be ob-
tained at any time.
The main "Larder Lake.
Break," as reported by Gov-
ernment Blue Books, is lo-
cated on Tovarich ground.
We suggest that buying of
Tovarich shares is an oppor-
tunity; and suggest purchas-
ing "before the news", and
while the price is stilt low.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST., TORONTO
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eingio
Larder
Issued Capital, 2,210,005 Shares
This large property of 19
claims, at present inactive,
extends from 1,600 feet east
of Kerr -Addison's east point,
to the Quebec boundary.
Chesterville adjoins and, lies
between Kerr -Addison and
Pelangio; and is driving
north east on its 1,600 foot
level. This drive is ap-
proaching a parallel position.
to the Pelangio boundary.
We expect to hear favorable.
news on this Chestervilie de-
velopment at an early date.
•Pelangio'.has quick assets
consisting' of Cash, Bonds,
and immediate marketable
Securities totalling $42,-
500.00.
42,-500 00.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY .
200 BAY ST., TORONTO
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