The Seaforth News, 1946-02-07, Page 2OPS Y by.M ADYS PARKER'
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, MOPSY,
Ir iHIs ONE DIES YOU FLUNK YOUR
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FUNNY BUSINESS
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"OLD DOMINION STATE"
HORIZONTALL
1 Depicted
state,
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14 Mulcts.
15 Casts again.
16 Drunken
carousals.
17 Malayan
jumping
disease.
18 Work with
needle and
thread.
19 Swiss river.
20 Star facet.
21 Him.
22 Native of
Latvia.
24 Stringed
musical
instruments.
27 Before.
29 Indian,
80 Jumbled type,
81 Laughter
sound.
82 Of the thing.
33 Symbol for
calcium.
34 Genus of
vipers.
36 Is able.
37 Incursions.
38 Greek letter.
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43 Confine. 41 Arm anew.
44 rootlike part. 5 Cake froster. 43 Sedans.
45 Object. 6 Not elsewhere 44 Expression of'
47 Throe. specified disdain.
48 Spider (abbr.). 45 Mimic.
monkey. 7 Exists. 46 Anger.
51 Petitions. 8 Allot. 47 Through.
53 Slighted. 9 Wood sorrel. 48 Civilian
54 Catchers of 10 Sun god. Conservation
eels. 11 Aver. Corps (abbr.)
55 Its capital 12 Female saint 49 Number.
Is —, (abbr.). 50 Augment.
VERTICAL 13 Compass point 52 Biblical
15 Hankof twine pronoun.
1 Surety 17 Louisiana 53 Symbol for
(Roman). (abbr.). silicon.
21 Mist.
22 Person
affected with
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23 Genus of
shrub.
24 Hearken.
25 Type of nut.
26 Meager.
28 Go by.
31 Conceal.
35 Wintry.
36 Italian
country
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38 Interdicts.
2 L'ttle demon. 39 lien product.
3 Rate again. 40 Symbol for
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Unusual
The captain of the local fire
brigade entered the Pig and
Whistle and ordered a half-pint of
beer. The landlady looked at him
in astonishment; never before had
she known him order less than a
pint.
Did you say a half pint?" she
asked.
"Why yes," replied the fireman.
"I know it's unusual, but 1 haven't
time for a pint. I'm on my way
to a fire."
49 50
One Or Other
She was obviously. annoyed when
she returned from her shopping
expedition, "John," she said to her
husband, "I've just found that the
woman next door has a coat ex-
actly the same as mine,"
John looked up from his bank-
ing account, which he had been
trying to balance. "Well, my dear,"
he said, "1 suppose you'll want me
to buy you a new coat?"
"Yes," she replied. "It would be
cheaper than moving, wouldn't it?"
Lessons From Father
Two members of 'the club were
having an 'argument about right.
and wrong. "Don't talk to me
' about right and wrong," said
Brown heatedly. "1 cannot re -
remember the time when 1 couldn't
distinguish the difference."•
"1 suppose you were taught the
difference at your mother's knee,"
sneered Black;
"Certainly not, 1 learned over my
father's knee," retorted Brown.
THE SPORTING THING
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"Stop sneezing at me!"
Great Salesman
"You know, old man;" said
Brown, "that fellow's too smart
for me. Do you know what he
did?"
"No," said Green. "What?"
"Well, he sold me a plot of land
that was two feet under water. 1
went round and 'demanded my
money back."
'Did•you get it?"
"Get nothing! He sold me a
motor -boat!"
You Will Enjoy Staying At
The St. )legis Hotel
TORONTO
• Every Room with flat h,
Shower end Telephone.
• Single, 32.50 on —
Donble, $3.50 up.
• Good !rood, Dieing and Danc-
ing Nightly.
Sherbonrue at Carlton
Tel. RA, 41:0
Baffled
A man went to a physician, com-
plaining of prolonged headaches.
The doctor told him to stop smok-
ing.
I have never used tobacco in
any form."
"Well, then, stop drinking,"
"I am a total abstainer."
"Late hours, then, and fast wo-
men."
"1 ay s in bed by nine. T
ani a Bachelor and live with my old
maiden aunt. Now, seriously, what
causes my headaches?"
"I don't know,' said the baffled
doctor. "1 guess your halo's pinch -
THE SPORTING THING
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"Did you whistle, I hope?"
Easy Enough
A girl had passed various exam-
inations for a position, and was
now facing the selection committee
fox the intelligence test. She had
been warned that thi= was always
full of "catches".
"Now, Miss Smith," said one of
the examiners, "If a man buys an
article for eleven shillings and six-
pence, and sells it for nine and
tenpence, does he gain or lose?"
The candidate pondered deeply
for a few moments, and then re-
plied: "Well, he gains on the pen-
nies, but loses on the shillings."
Seemed a Good Idea
On. the first day in her new home
the young bride was efficiency per-
eonified.
'Jane," she called to the parlor
maid, "the casters on ,these chairs
squeak horribly. Oil them right
away."
"Sorry, miss," replied Jane, "hut
we haven't any oil."
"`hen take this quarter," was
the instant rejoinder, "and buy a
quark of castor oil."
MUTT AND JEFF — Well as Shakespeare Didn't Say "Get the Flit Mutt, Get the Flit"
By Bud Fisher
JEF,F,YOUR IGNORANCE
IS POSITIVELY
REFRESHING!
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BACON,
THE GREAT
AUTHOR!
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SURE, I TENT
HIM! WE
USED?O PAL
AROUND
TOGETHER!
1YOU BOOB!
BACONS BEEN
DEAD OVER
TWO HUNDRED
YEARS!
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SUCCESS FOR A PARTY!
is assured by serving Max,
well House. This .'su-
premely fine coffee de-
lights guests because its
blend contains all the
stimitlatiug goodness o;£
choice Latin-American
coffees.:
SAFES
Protect your 1101110:5 and CASH
from 011113 sand 'l'III IrS'ICS. We
have a sirs° sand type 01 Safe, or
Cabinet, for spy 'ddrnoae. Visit
us. or write for pries-.. 010.. to
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TORONTO SAFE WORKS
145 Prowl 51. E., Toronto
Established tans
HARNESS & COLLARS
Farmers Attention — Consult
your nearest Harness Shop
about Staco Harness Supplies.
We sell our goods only through
your local Staco Leather
Goods dealer. The goods are
right, and so are our prices.
We manufacture in our fac-
tories — Harness. Horse Col.
lars, Sweat Pads, Horse lilan-
kets, and Leather Travelling
Goods. Insist on Staco Brand
Trade Marked Goods, and you
get satisfaction. Made only by:
SAMUEL TREES CO., LTD.
WRITE FOR CATALOGUE
42 Wollington St. E., Toronto
TIRES Heavy
RetZei ded
Tiros Are tieleased N— o Permit Required
$ 7 10 440.450/21, 430/20
$ 7.00 475-500/10, 475-500/20
$ 1.005/15, 50/10. 330/17
$10.65 0/10 •
:$12.75 0.23-650/10, 000-050/20
.314.80 Traiek ,tOsS 5 ably, 0511/20
$25.00 82x0-700 /20 I Oply
$30.00 34x7-750/20 12 ply
Other nixes. as well as odd and
obsolete. are nvuilnlale al °aurally
low prlees.
Every tire guaranteed an fuer
government regulations.
Order Now While the Supply
Lasts
Biltrite Tire Sallee
279 Queen E..Toronto
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REG'LAR FELLERS -Advance Sympathy ' By GENE BYRNES
NOW HERE 15 A VERY r.
TOUCHING SYMPATHY
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